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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Three five Kiss FM, Chicago's number one hit music station.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Fresh Show. This is what's trending al right, guys, So
it's official.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Former President Donald Trump has officially won the twenty twenty
fourth presidential election, and the first I'm the first person
to tell you that.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I mean, you could have had John King on last
night and watched him in his fancy blue suit all night.
But then again, you wouldn't know because they didn't know
anything until this morning. So it's very abrasive news anytime
you know, you hear about a big change like that, right, yeah,
like why I turn the TV on this morning? No
matter what it said, it's still big change, you know
what I mean, bottom thing of the thing? I was like, whoa,
(00:39):
I'll surprised, to be honest, hold on, before we get
to it. Well, I'll get through this and then I
want to get back to something more important, like who
knows the difference between theodor and antipert? Because I really
I just don't feel like it today. I just don't
feel like it because is at least well I don't know.
I mean, I guess a little less than half of
people listening to us. Actually, I think a lot of people,
depending where you are, we have we have a vast
(01:01):
array of listeners in different different parts of cities, different states, entirely.
People have very different opinions. And so some people are
very very happy this morning, and some people are very
very upset this morning. And so I'm trying to cater
I suppose to the people who were upset with the distraction,
because the people who are happy are already happy. They
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don't need so then I guess they'll be happier if
we make them laugh. Is that is that the appropriate strategy?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I really don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
But Trump becomes the first president since Grover Cleveland in
eighteen ninety two to win back the White House in
non consecutive terms.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Just Jason who Grover Cleveland?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Was there?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
So?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah, Grover Cleveland president non consecutive terms?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Right, Thank You's what I just said. You're exactly right.
He won bat the White House. I don't know if
you heard about this in non consecutive terms. That is correct,
that you're correct, thank you, Executive or not, it wasn't.
A lot of people think it was consecutive. It wasn't. No,
he wasn't. It was in eighteen ninety two by the way.
Guy's name is Grover.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yea, So Trump is the second to do it because
someone back in the day named Grover.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
How do you know? How do you know that for sure, Kalen,
I don't know. I mean, listen, I think it's happened
once before.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
What he did, I think, but where they could was
it non consecutive?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I think there was some time in between when he
first ran.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Wait really, so it's like it's like, what did Grover
look like?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
So it's like Donald Trump.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
So it's like Donald Trump, he got voted out, and
then somebody else moved in the White House, yeah or whatever,
and then and then that dude hadn't move.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Out, right, He's got to get all these old toilets
back in there.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
He's got to get I hope they stored those. I
don't want to pay for those, no golden toilets.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
If i'm if I'm the person that has to leave,
like I'm leaving little notes or something.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Or like writing something under the carpet, you know, And.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
They've done that in the past, like they when they
they uh get out of the office space or whatever.
They used to do pranks and stuff like on the
incoming I don't think that they don't more. Oh yeah,
I get well, yeah, I don't know how friendly they were.
But the crazy thing is they move out. I saw
this whole thing about this, like uh, like Joe Biden
will move out on inauguration morning and then Donald Trump
(03:20):
will move in that same day, and they have like
four hours to turn the whole place over.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
That's why I would I need a little more time.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I need a little like like, how about I almost
stay nice hotel for a couple of days. Why don't
you fumigate, Like why don't why don't we put new
toilets in?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
The mattress is still warm from someone else sleeping in.
I want mattress, Yeah, like, could we just I'll tell
you what.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I'm amost stay down the street over here at this
nice hotel. I'm the president now, so this is why
I'm gonna stay a presidential suite. Of course, because I'm
the president. I'm not I can't stay in like the
honeymoon suite. I'm the president. And then why don't you
guys take your time clean very cad I have to
live there for the next four years, so why don't
you clean very carefully?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
You know?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
And depending who was there before me. I might you
might need to spend a little more time, you know
what I mean. Just let's just get it all nice
and right and then i'll come. I'll move in. But yeah,
there you go easy. Grover Cleveland was this guy by
the way in eighteen ninety and he won the White House.
But it was in nonconsecutive terms. Okay, yeah, do.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
We know why Grover took a little break? Oh, just
because he didn't win the second time. I'm assuming that
that's why. I'm assuming he didn't choose the break, take
you like a year off.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I think the break may have been chosen for him.
It's kind of like, uh, Donald Trump, I think they
for him. They kind of told him that.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
It was William. He took it within William. He lost
to William McKinley shut out. Yeah, yeah, you have president.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Try to have Jason like name president. I would name president.
I've never heard the name Grover at any point in school.
I don't know what that Grover? You know you? But
who is Grover? Blue guy? He's a guy friend.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Well he's well, Grover's o g No, that's the street,
that's Oscar the grouse. He's green. So there's a cookie
monster who's blue, and then there's Grover. It's got like
a rasty voice.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Its name. Okay, I want to know what deodorant to use.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Well, it's amazing you asked that because a nonconsecutive term.
We're going to talk to Angela because you took a
break from the deodorant topic and now we've come back
to it. What's the difference between deodorant and anti persperant.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
The difference, Fred, is that theodorant is supposed to stop
the odor and anti presperant is supposed to prevent you
from from sweating.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
The problem is, I can't use.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Just theodorant without anti persperant because I feel it doesn't
do the job. But the anti persperant contains aluminum, which
also causes alzheimer, which is why they're manufacturing a lot
of the odorants now don't have anti pressprience, and I
have trouble finding them on the shelf myself. So that's
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the difference. You know, I guess with with technology and
what they've studied, but I kind of keep one that
has anti press print in it just from when I'm
going to be out for the change.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
That's what I'm saying. I need both. I can't have
one or the other. I need both.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
But thank you, have a great day, Oh, thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
But I also go to Leslie t the wrinkle Faery,
and then she shoots up my underarms with botox.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I guess it is. I mean, I have no idea
what you should check what it is?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
How the hell would I know? I don't take this
her intromer and go let me. I don't have no
idea what the hell she's putting. I don't know she
works you. I mean she's she's a practitioner. She should
I mean, I trust her.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I go to her for my boatox, so you should
check and see what she's putting in the box.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Do you take the thing from her?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
In look, no, I'm just saying, like I ordered the botox,
so I know she's putting in my face.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I just go there and say make it so I
don't sweat for a while, and she goes, okay, and
that's what she does. And then we you know, she
has to distract me because I don't like it. I
don't like it. Yeah, I don't like it, and she
numbs me up, which she makes fun of me the
whole time.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Non consecutive. I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Oh, she makes fun of me the whole time because
she puts that numbing stuff because I'm just such a baby.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yeah, how long does that last? How long is yeah?
Four to six months? And where does that said sweat go?
Don't worry about it. Don't worry about es comes out
of another fascet. It's fine, it does. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Hey, as long as you can't doesn't ruin my shirts
and you can't see it, What the hell do you care?
You know, what do you care if it comes out
my left toe? Who cares?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Anyway?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
The Republicans will regain control for the Senate for the
first time in four years. So there you go. And guys,
I think we might need this around here depending where
you are. In fact, I wouldn't mind having this available
to me anyway, just on any given days too too.
Georgetown Universities mccurt School of Public Policy will have access
to legos, coco and coloring books today in a self
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care suite where is abom the New Market President, Because
I think we need to establish this in this We
didn't have that room here at all times.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I need one of those like sand things that you
can rake.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Oh yeah, yeah, I really think it's a great idea,
I write, I do so. For example, we has a
list of activities starting at ten am today there's t
Coco and self care, and then at eleven there's a
Lego station, and then at noon we have healthy treats
and healthy habits. We should have what does that guy
Jacob do here? We should make him do the programming
for the day. You know what I mean. He should
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be in charge of this. Don't you think we should?
We should be like a crew. I actually I actually don't.
I actually don't know what he does anymore. But because
he's we didn't fall around anymore.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
But we have different interests.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
He likes hockey, we'd be like, you know, that's fine,
shooting whatever.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I think he would be the most popular guy in office.
This should be like a cruise ship up here. We
should have programming each day.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I like that, you know what the cruise ship idea? Yeah,
you want me to hang around a little longer.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
How about at one o'clock we have coloring and mindfulness exercises.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
You will hear at one o'clock. I think we should.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Right well, at two o'clock we can move that one
up to around nine to thirty. At two o'clock, milk
and cookies. Yes, at four o'clock we have legos and coloring,
and then from five to six snacks and self guided meditation.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
This is what we need here in house entertainment. You
know when you go to a resort, there's like someone
like singing. This is what I mean.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
How about a guy in the corner that just you know,
plays a little nice little yeah, something like that. Yes,
a bomb, Jacob. This is what we gotta do. This
is what we got to do for culture. I'm a
big culture guy. Oh I think, by the way, I
(10:02):
think it'll be seeing me around this office a lot
more now.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I think, I know what what do you mean? What
are you gonna do? Yeah? He said, what do you mean?
You're gonna try to find the printer that you print? Yeah? I am.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I trying to find where all my stuff is. I've
been printing for the last ten years.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Would I get you a locker figure to be here long?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Sure? Okay, sure, Maybe I'll make one of these closets
of my own for clothing and I'll just hang out here.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I'm a big culture guy. I don't say I don't know,
you guys that it's you guys. You guys understand it.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I don't know if anyone listening now works an abnormal
schedule from the one that everybody else works. Was Was
it partially because I didn't like all the personalities?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
But but what it really is more about is we
get here somewhere between four and five ish, depending on
what your role is on the show, and then so
we're out of here nine thirty, ten, eleven, whatever it is.
So like those are our you know, hours. Everyone else
here rolls in around nine and leaves around five, and
so when we're we've already been here for six some hours.
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And then these guys still have eight hours or six
hours left in their day to fill. And so if
I sit here any longer than the time that I
am working, it's like one o'clock and I've done nothing,
you know, And I'm just sitting here having zoom meetings
with people that need to fill the rest of their day.
And that's wonderful for them, but my day's over, right,
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so I got to get the hell out of here,
you know what I'm talking about. It's a time warp
in this place, you know. And I love the schedule
stuff at like three o'clock. I'm like, well, that's good.
Have you got to be here till five? But I
was here at five am? So why don't we have
something around six am?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
One day? How about that.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I'm gonna start scheduling meetings the way they schedule meetings.
I'm gonna start putting stuff on the calendar at four
forty five am. Just see what they do. Oh, you
wanted to have a zoom at four forty five, Great,
I'll be there am. What do you mean? People are like,
are you on gummies this morning? If I were on gummies,
this would be a whole lot less energy. I'm really
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just trying to divert the conversation away from the obvious
this morning, anything else, because everybody is you know, like
I said, you got you got happy people, you got
sad people, you got whatever. You guys want to know
what the top Christmas toys are on the wish list
for twenty twenty four, Yes, yes, please?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah? You want to know what the top Halloween costumes are?
Which nurse? Superhero? Yeah? Yeah, right, yeah, Spider.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Okay, So this is what apparently target Walmart, Amazon. This
is what they're saying the most popular kids holiday wishless
toys arey the Disney Crystal Surprise. You pop open one
of these for some surprise crystals and a collectible Disney character.
I guess hot Wheels, the Ultimate Shark car wash. Yeah,
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it looks pretty cool. Lol, Surprise Mermaids. You pop it
open for a surprise Mermaid. That's pretty self explained. Non
consecutive Mister Beast lab Mutators. Is that the actual Mister Beasts? Yeah,
he's got toys in Target, of course he does smart
he's not rich enough. It's an action figure with a
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unique unboxing experience. Yeah, it's like a slime type thing,
Sesame Street, Chicken Dance, Elmo with Grover. Yes, now he
is Jurassic World t Rex, Barbie Stuff, the Barbie Dream
Bestie's Dull and Classic dream House or hot items. In
twenty twenty four, the Plato Pizza delivery scooter.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
That's that's that thing looks cool? Oh yes, I've seen that.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
The Amazon Delivery van ride on an available ride on
Amazon Delivery truck. I might get that for how old
you gotta be for that? That's amazing An Amazon delivery
truck toy.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
That's incredible. I'm getting that for myself.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
The Marvel Spidey stuff like Spidey and Amazing Webster. Yeah,
that sounds like a Friday night Fisher Price rock and
record player.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Taylor Swift sell this one. We a Fisher Price record player?
Can it play real records?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Show your prescore some old school music entertainment with this
toy record player?
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Yeah, the one that John legend is posts on his
Instagram a BYuT his kids.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Ferbie's Legos and Hatchimles alive. And I got another story
for you, Kiki, and it's about your favorite airline. Oh,
I am Kiki for Spirit. It was a rat of
some kind in the airplane a couple of weeks ago.
It was literally above the lights, just chilling. No, are
you know where you're gone for that story?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I don't know. Oh, yeah, there was.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
You know how they have like the you walk down
the aisle and if you look up, there's like clear
plastic and there's lights that shine through it.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
There was a rat.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
It was just running around on that stuff in the
middle of the flight.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Now, staff and flyers at New York's LaGuardia Airport ran
from the Spirit Airlines gate after a raccoon was spotted
hanging from the ceiling before dropping to the floor of
the terminal. The wild critter burst through an open part
of the ceiling and then scurried around the airport. The
raccoon was seen hanging from wires as airline staff and
patron slowly moved to safety.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Just safety. I mean, it's not radioactive, Like it's a raccoon,
Is it Fred the raccoon from I say yesterday? Yeah,
I think Fred the raccoon. He's no longer winning.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yeah, yeah, he's the longer so he wasn't.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I wish it were both of.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Them trying to get on a spirit flight away from
those people. That's what I wish it was. I thought
it was just peanut.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
It scampered around the Transportation Security Administration line. The animal
was captured and released back outside the terminal. Well that's good.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
And I don't know La Guardia. I thought they made
it nice. I don't know if this. I think the
spirit part of LaGuardia is like, I think it's its own,
like shah, not a spirit issue. This is that airport, No,
but spirit, And I know people to work for spirit.
I have a friend who's a very very good pilot
and he's a captain for Spirit. Very nice man. But
I don't know. The Spirit tends to hang out the
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cheap because they use like this leftover stuff like it's
it's cheap for a reason. I mean, you think about it.
When you go to Spirit, it's usually not where the
rest of the planes are. It's like its own section.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
I call it VIP. You know.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
It's like it's like you go, you go to a
gate and you're like, this is exciting. They have a gate. Now,
no they don't. The gate takes you to a bus
and the bus drives you to some corner of the
airport that you've never seen and there's the Spirit plan.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Oh my, but it's it's very affordable. That's the airport.
I blame this one on the airport. This is not
Spirit issue. Why were they in the Spirit section? There
was in the light. Somebody planted that there? Okay, yeah,
takes Spirit down, all right. It's nationals Oh my god,
oh my god. Can you imagine?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Well, I guess it's because this is the day after
election day, not this particular election day, but it's National
Stress Awareness Day. It's also a national nacho day to
day too.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Oh yeah, nice.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
And we're gonna have a not We have a nacho
cheese machine here, So around eleven o'clock Jacob will be
programming the uh nacho cheese bar and then it and
then a new and we'll have freshly baked cookies. And
then around one we're gonna get out the coloring books
and the finger paints and this is gonna be really exciting.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Yeah, this is what a big day we have planned
today around here. Just like Georgetown. We're just like Georgetown University.
The Entertainment report is next. Friend show is not.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Good morning. Thanks for waking up with Jess.
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Speaker 2 (00:03):
Fresh Show. This is what's trending al right, guys, So
it's official.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Former President Donald Trump has officially won the twenty twenty
fourth presidential election, and the first I'm the first person
to tell you that.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I mean, you could have had John King on last
night and watched him in his fancy blue suit all night.
But then again, you wouldn't know because they didn't know
anything until this morning. So it's very abrasive news anytime
you know, you hear about a big change like that, right, yeah,
like why I turn the TV on this morning? No
matter what it said, it's still big change, you know
what I mean, bottom thing of the thing? I was like, whoa,
(00:39):
I'll surprised, to be honest, hold on, before we get
to it. Well, I'll get through this and then I
want to get back to something more important, like who
knows the difference between theodor and antipert? Because I really
I just don't feel like it today. I just don't
feel like it because is at least well I don't know.
I mean, I guess a little less than half of
people listening to us. Actually, I think a lot of people,
depending where you are, we have we have a vast
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array of listeners in different different parts of cities, different states, entirely.
People have very different opinions. And so some people are
very very happy this morning, and some people are very
very upset this morning. And so I'm trying to cater
I suppose to the people who were upset with the distraction,
because the people who are happy are already happy. They
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don't need so then I guess they'll be happier if
we make them laugh. Is that is that the appropriate strategy?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I really don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
But Trump becomes the first president since Grover Cleveland in
eighteen ninety two to win back the White House in
non consecutive terms.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Just Jason who Grover Cleveland?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Was there?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
So?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah, Grover Cleveland president non consecutive terms?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Right, Thank You's what I just said. You're exactly right.
He won bat the White House. I don't know if
you heard about this in non consecutive terms. That is correct,
that you're correct, thank you, Executive or not, it wasn't.
A lot of people think it was consecutive. It wasn't. No,
he wasn't. It was in eighteen ninety two by the way.
Guy's name is Grover.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yea, So Trump is the second to do it because
someone back in the day named Grover.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
How do you know? How do you know that for sure, Kalen,
I don't know. I mean, listen, I think it's happened
once before.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
What he did, I think, but where they could was
it non consecutive?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I think there was some time in between when he
first ran.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Wait really, so it's like it's like, what did Grover
look like?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
So it's like Donald Trump.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
So it's like Donald Trump, he got voted out, and
then somebody else moved in the White House, yeah or whatever,
and then and then that dude hadn't move.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Out, right, He's got to get all these old toilets
back in there.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
He's got to get I hope they stored those. I
don't want to pay for those, no golden toilets.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
If i'm if I'm the person that has to leave,
like I'm leaving little notes or something.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Or like writing something under the carpet, you know, And.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
They've done that in the past, like they when they
they uh get out of the office space or whatever.
They used to do pranks and stuff like on the
incoming I don't think that they don't more. Oh yeah,
I get well, yeah, I don't know how friendly they were.
But the crazy thing is they move out. I saw
this whole thing about this, like uh, like Joe Biden
will move out on inauguration morning and then Donald Trump
(03:20):
will move in that same day, and they have like
four hours to turn the whole place over.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
That's why I would I need a little more time.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I need a little like like, how about I almost
stay nice hotel for a couple of days. Why don't
you fumigate, Like why don't why don't we put new
toilets in?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
The mattress is still warm from someone else sleeping in.
I want mattress, Yeah, like, could we just I'll tell
you what.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I'm amost stay down the street over here at this
nice hotel. I'm the president now, so this is why
I'm gonna stay a presidential suite. Of course, because I'm
the president. I'm not I can't stay in like the
honeymoon suite. I'm the president. And then why don't you
guys take your time clean very cad I have to
live there for the next four years, so why don't
you clean very carefully?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
You know?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
And depending who was there before me. I might you
might need to spend a little more time, you know
what I mean. Just let's just get it all nice
and right and then i'll come. I'll move in. But yeah,
there you go easy. Grover Cleveland was this guy by
the way in eighteen ninety and he won the White House.
But it was in nonconsecutive terms. Okay, yeah, do.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
We know why Grover took a little break? Oh, just
because he didn't win the second time. I'm assuming that
that's why. I'm assuming he didn't choose the break, take
you like a year off.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I think the break may have been chosen for him.
It's kind of like, uh, Donald Trump, I think they
for him. They kind of told him that.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
It was William. He took it within William. He lost
to William McKinley shut out. Yeah, yeah, you have president.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Try to have Jason like name president. I would name president.
I've never heard the name Grover at any point in school.
I don't know what that Grover? You know you? But
who is Grover? Blue guy? He's a guy friend.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Well he's well, Grover's o g No, that's the street,
that's Oscar the grouse. He's green. So there's a cookie
monster who's blue, and then there's Grover. It's got like
a rasty voice.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Its name. Okay, I want to know what deodorant to use.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Well, it's amazing you asked that because a nonconsecutive term.
We're going to talk to Angela because you took a
break from the deodorant topic and now we've come back
to it. What's the difference between deodorant and anti persperant.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
The difference, Fred, is that theodorant is supposed to stop
the odor and anti presperant is supposed to prevent you
from from sweating.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
The problem is, I can't use.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Just theodorant without anti persperant because I feel it doesn't
do the job. But the anti persperant contains aluminum, which
also causes alzheimer, which is why they're manufacturing a lot
of the odorants now don't have anti pressprience, and I
have trouble finding them on the shelf myself. So that's
(06:07):
the difference. You know, I guess with with technology and
what they've studied, but I kind of keep one that
has anti press print in it just from when I'm
going to be out for the change.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
That's what I'm saying. I need both. I can't have
one or the other. I need both.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
But thank you, have a great day, Oh, thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
But I also go to Leslie t the wrinkle Faery,
and then she shoots up my underarms with botox.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I guess it is. I mean, I have no idea
what you should check what it is?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
How the hell would I know? I don't take this
her intromer and go let me. I don't have no
idea what the hell she's putting. I don't know she
works you. I mean she's she's a practitioner. She should
I mean, I trust her.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I go to her for my boatox, so you should
check and see what she's putting in the box.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Do you take the thing from her?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
In look, no, I'm just saying, like I ordered the botox,
so I know she's putting in my face.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I just go there and say make it so I
don't sweat for a while, and she goes, okay, and
that's what she does. And then we you know, she
has to distract me because I don't like it. I
don't like it. Yeah, I don't like it, and she
numbs me up, which she makes fun of me the
whole time.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Non consecutive. I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Oh, she makes fun of me the whole time because
she puts that numbing stuff because I'm just such a baby.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yeah, how long does that last? How long is yeah?
Four to six months? And where does that said sweat go?
Don't worry about it. Don't worry about es comes out
of another fascet. It's fine, it does. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Hey, as long as you can't doesn't ruin my shirts
and you can't see it, What the hell do you care?
You know, what do you care if it comes out
my left toe? Who cares?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Anyway?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
The Republicans will regain control for the Senate for the
first time in four years. So there you go. And guys,
I think we might need this around here depending where
you are. In fact, I wouldn't mind having this available
to me anyway, just on any given days too too.
Georgetown Universities mccurt School of Public Policy will have access
to legos, coco and coloring books today in a self
(08:07):
care suite where is abom the New Market President, Because
I think we need to establish this in this We
didn't have that room here at all times.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I need one of those like sand things that you
can rake.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Oh yeah, yeah, I really think it's a great idea,
I write, I do so. For example, we has a
list of activities starting at ten am today there's t
Coco and self care, and then at eleven there's a
Lego station, and then at noon we have healthy treats
and healthy habits. We should have what does that guy
Jacob do here? We should make him do the programming
for the day. You know what I mean. He should
(08:41):
be in charge of this. Don't you think we should?
We should be like a crew. I actually I actually don't.
I actually don't know what he does anymore. But because
he's we didn't fall around anymore.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
But we have different interests.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
He likes hockey, we'd be like, you know, that's fine,
shooting whatever.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I think he would be the most popular guy in office.
This should be like a cruise ship up here. We
should have programming each day.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I like that, you know what the cruise ship idea? Yeah,
you want me to hang around a little longer.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
How about at one o'clock we have coloring and mindfulness exercises.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
You will hear at one o'clock. I think we should.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Right well, at two o'clock we can move that one
up to around nine to thirty. At two o'clock, milk
and cookies. Yes, at four o'clock we have legos and coloring,
and then from five to six snacks and self guided meditation.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
This is what we need here in house entertainment. You
know when you go to a resort, there's like someone
like singing. This is what I mean.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
How about a guy in the corner that just you know,
plays a little nice little yeah, something like that. Yes,
a bomb, Jacob. This is what we gotta do. This
is what we got to do for culture. I'm a
big culture guy. Oh I think, by the way, I
(10:02):
think it'll be seeing me around this office a lot
more now.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I think, I know what what do you mean? What
are you gonna do? Yeah? He said, what do you mean?
You're gonna try to find the printer that you print? Yeah? I am.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I trying to find where all my stuff is. I've
been printing for the last ten years.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Would I get you a locker figure to be here long?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Sure? Okay, sure, Maybe I'll make one of these closets
of my own for clothing and I'll just hang out here.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I'm a big culture guy. I don't say I don't know,
you guys that it's you guys. You guys understand it.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I don't know if anyone listening now works an abnormal
schedule from the one that everybody else works. Was Was
it partially because I didn't like all the personalities?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
But but what it really is more about is we
get here somewhere between four and five ish, depending on
what your role is on the show, and then so
we're out of here nine thirty, ten, eleven, whatever it is.
So like those are our you know, hours. Everyone else
here rolls in around nine and leaves around five, and
so when we're we've already been here for six some hours.
(11:08):
And then these guys still have eight hours or six
hours left in their day to fill. And so if
I sit here any longer than the time that I
am working, it's like one o'clock and I've done nothing,
you know, And I'm just sitting here having zoom meetings
with people that need to fill the rest of their day.
And that's wonderful for them, but my day's over, right,
(11:30):
so I got to get the hell out of here,
you know what I'm talking about. It's a time warp
in this place, you know. And I love the schedule
stuff at like three o'clock. I'm like, well, that's good.
Have you got to be here till five? But I
was here at five am? So why don't we have
something around six am?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
One day? How about that.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I'm gonna start scheduling meetings the way they schedule meetings.
I'm gonna start putting stuff on the calendar at four
forty five am. Just see what they do. Oh, you
wanted to have a zoom at four forty five, Great,
I'll be there am. What do you mean? People are like,
are you on gummies this morning? If I were on gummies,
this would be a whole lot less energy. I'm really
(12:06):
just trying to divert the conversation away from the obvious
this morning, anything else, because everybody is you know, like
I said, you got you got happy people, you got
sad people, you got whatever. You guys want to know
what the top Christmas toys are on the wish list
for twenty twenty four, Yes, yes, please?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah? You want to know what the top Halloween costumes are?
Which nurse? Superhero? Yeah? Yeah, right, yeah, Spider.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Okay, So this is what apparently target Walmart, Amazon. This
is what they're saying the most popular kids holiday wishless
toys arey the Disney Crystal Surprise. You pop open one
of these for some surprise crystals and a collectible Disney character.
I guess hot Wheels, the Ultimate Shark car wash. Yeah,
(12:52):
it looks pretty cool. Lol, Surprise Mermaids. You pop it
open for a surprise Mermaid. That's pretty self explained. Non
consecutive Mister Beast lab Mutators. Is that the actual Mister Beasts? Yeah,
he's got toys in Target, of course he does smart
he's not rich enough. It's an action figure with a
(13:12):
unique unboxing experience. Yeah, it's like a slime type thing,
Sesame Street, Chicken Dance, Elmo with Grover. Yes, now he
is Jurassic World t Rex, Barbie Stuff, the Barbie Dream
Bestie's Dull and Classic dream House or hot items. In
twenty twenty four, the Plato Pizza delivery scooter.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
That's that's that thing looks cool? Oh yes, I've seen that.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
The Amazon Delivery van ride on an available ride on
Amazon Delivery truck. I might get that for how old
you gotta be for that? That's amazing An Amazon delivery
truck toy.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
That's incredible. I'm getting that for myself.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
The Marvel Spidey stuff like Spidey and Amazing Webster. Yeah,
that sounds like a Friday night Fisher Price rock and
record player.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Taylor Swift sell this one. We a Fisher Price record player?
Can it play real records?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Show your prescore some old school music entertainment with this
toy record player?
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Yeah, the one that John legend is posts on his
Instagram a BYuT his kids.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Ferbie's Legos and Hatchimles alive. And I got another story
for you, Kiki, and it's about your favorite airline. Oh,
I am Kiki for Spirit. It was a rat of
some kind in the airplane a couple of weeks ago.
It was literally above the lights, just chilling. No, are
you know where you're gone for that story?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I don't know. Oh, yeah, there was.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
You know how they have like the you walk down
the aisle and if you look up, there's like clear
plastic and there's lights that shine through it.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
There was a rat.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
It was just running around on that stuff in the
middle of the flight.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Now, staff and flyers at New York's LaGuardia Airport ran
from the Spirit Airlines gate after a raccoon was spotted
hanging from the ceiling before dropping to the floor of
the terminal. The wild critter burst through an open part
of the ceiling and then scurried around the airport. The
raccoon was seen hanging from wires as airline staff and
patron slowly moved to safety.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Just safety. I mean, it's not radioactive, Like it's a raccoon,
Is it Fred the raccoon from I say yesterday? Yeah,
I think Fred the raccoon. He's no longer winning.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yeah, yeah, he's the longer so he wasn't.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I wish it were both of.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Them trying to get on a spirit flight away from
those people. That's what I wish it was. I thought
it was just peanut.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
It scampered around the Transportation Security Administration line. The animal
was captured and released back outside the terminal. Well that's good.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
And I don't know La Guardia. I thought they made
it nice. I don't know if this. I think the
spirit part of LaGuardia is like, I think it's its own,
like shah, not a spirit issue. This is that airport, No,
but spirit, And I know people to work for spirit.
I have a friend who's a very very good pilot
and he's a captain for Spirit. Very nice man. But
I don't know. The Spirit tends to hang out the
(16:00):
cheap because they use like this leftover stuff like it's
it's cheap for a reason. I mean, you think about it.
When you go to Spirit, it's usually not where the
rest of the planes are. It's like its own section.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
I call it VIP. You know.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
It's like it's like you go, you go to a
gate and you're like, this is exciting. They have a gate. Now,
no they don't. The gate takes you to a bus
and the bus drives you to some corner of the
airport that you've never seen and there's the Spirit plan.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Oh my, but it's it's very affordable. That's the airport.
I blame this one on the airport. This is not
Spirit issue. Why were they in the Spirit section? There
was in the light. Somebody planted that there? Okay, yeah,
takes Spirit down, all right. It's nationals Oh my god,
oh my god. Can you imagine?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Well, I guess it's because this is the day after
election day, not this particular election day, but it's National
Stress Awareness Day. It's also a national nacho day to
day too.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Oh yeah, nice.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
And we're gonna have a not We have a nacho
cheese machine here, So around eleven o'clock Jacob will be
programming the uh nacho cheese bar and then it and
then a new and we'll have freshly baked cookies. And
then around one we're gonna get out the coloring books
and the finger paints and this is gonna be really exciting.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Yeah, this is what a big day we have planned
today around here. Just like Georgetown. We're just like Georgetown University.
The Entertainment report is next. Friend show is not.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Good morning. Thanks for waking up with Jess.
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