Radio Blogs: Fred's Family Group Chat Roast

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Yeah, they talk better than they sign. These are the
radio blogs on the Fred Show, Super Clever text mat
one five. How many dolls did you find in Fren's closet,
Rufio when you went through it? He won't be able
to tell you because you signed an md A one
thing in that clause that I was looking at, and
you know what that was? I actually don't. I told

(00:25):
you I'm getting that. I want the new one, the
green one or whatever color you got, the crossbody one. Yeah, yeah,
you want my merse Yeah, carry on, he wants my
carry on bag. Okay, I might want your artwork, now
my work. I I'm all right, Well put in the
babies except in my home up. Yeah, okay, I have

(00:48):
doctor Seu's art I do. Yeah, you're right though, that's
where the money is. Take that, that's what the money.
But how do you think Rufio got that Tesla? I've
been owned to buy Tesla's to shut you the hell up,
Rufio deer blog. So I want to know if it's
like this to any other family. But there's a family

(01:10):
group chat. I have a we have a family group
chat in my family, my mom, my dad, my aunt
in South America my sister, and now my brother in
law's in it, and now I'm in it. Who had
to cut Wow? I mean it's part of the family now.
We can't leave him out. How he get in there.
But we send like a lot of messages about the girls,
about uh, about Polly and Mave. Polly's almost four and

(01:30):
Mayve's almost one, and so there's pictures and whatever they're doing,
and we talk about stuff. Well, the other day Polly
went on a little date. Was a young man whose
name I won't say, we'll just call him Roger Loser,
oh and so so, and they're holding hands pictures of
this and this kid he's three years old, and he's

(01:52):
getting roasted in the group chat. I mean, we're just
destroying this kid. Now, granted he's never going to see this,
but he's not worthy of her. He's not worthy of her,
he's not remotely worthy of her. I realize that he
is only three, right, Yeah, he's just a child. But
I'm just curious if this happens in any other family
group chat where like, you know, younger generations are involved

(02:16):
and things are said like, of course she'll never see this,
he'll never see this. But I mean she can get
used to this because she gonna get older and date
guys and none of them are going to be good enough,
and we're going to talk about them behind their back.
I mean, but this happens every day in group chats
with girls. I mean, you know, guys, their texts are
getting analyzed and dating profiles are getting analyzed, and so
I mean, you know, if this happening among adults, it's

(02:37):
happening among you know, daters or whatever. I get the
fact that these are toddlers, I understand, But I'm just
curious if anyone else knows anything about this? Like do
you go home if you have kids? Do you go
home as parents and make fun of the other kids,
like as among parents? Quietly? Oh? For sure? You know
what I mean. Can you see yourself doing this? Do
you do you go home? Do you like Gigi has

(02:59):
little friends and then you go like, oh my god,
what were they thinking with that? Or you know, like
what is that outfit? Or like what are these guys?
You know what I mean? Do you talk about people
like this and you're talking about children? Feel you do this? Yeah?
Because Ashton is in a lot of activities, like he's
in basketball and like dance and gymnastics, and then you know,
you see the other kids that are in the class,
and Ashton's just dominating it as at least loss. So

(03:23):
what I'm talking about, they're not as good, they're not
they're not skilled as my son. You know, of course,
and by the way, they're talking about you too. But
I was just curious if there was a roast of
toddlers going on inside anyone, inside any family family communication.
I was just wondering, because it did come to my
attention after like a few like my aunt had a

(03:43):
few digs, and then I had a few digs, and
then and then my dad got in there a little bit,
and then of course my brother in law is like,
over my dead body, you know, get your hands out
for my kid and whatever. And then finally I think
my mom or somebody was like, you know, we're my sister.
It was my sister, of course, who chimes and you
know the therapist, you know, we're talking about a child,
and it's like, oh no, I know, I'm very where

(04:06):
we're talking about.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
I only do it when like when you parents make
like Instagram pages for your kids, Like I have a
really hard time with that when like a toddler's you know,
talking to me on Instagram, Like you're not like, that's
your mom, that's your dad, You're output of the day,
and how you much love mommy and daddy.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
You know, it's like that's wonderful, but like, don't go
on Instagram with that. I see. Yeah, like third person,
the third person, right, toddler talking. Yeah, Okay, people are
texting that this does happen. This does happen. Uh, let
me see here, I'm reading through these texts. All parents
make fun of other kids and families in the privacy
and comfort of their own homes. Yeah, it's the same

(04:45):
in my family. Chat YadA, YadA. Get you know, it's okay. Good.
I don't feel as bad because I mean, he's a
cute little kid, and I'm sure, you know whatever, they're
three years old, it doesn't matter. But this kid was
getting crushed. I mean it was a full on, like roast.
I was the roastmaster. I mean, there's a full on
This could have been on Comedy Central. This kid would
have cried us over here. Would have been terrible. Yeah, basically,

(05:05):
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