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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O three five Kiss FM, Chicago's number one hit
the music station is what's trending. I would love to
like make a coffee table book of all the transcripts
from the people talking to the AI, who then divulge
too much and like really get into it, you know
what I mean, or get angry with the AI oh yes,
or maybe who are confused and don't realize they're talking

(00:20):
to AI.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Like.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
I would love to hear the audio. I know it exists.
Some companies are I think it's leaked out the audio
of people like cussing out the bank automated thing where
it's like press one for a You're like one right,
right exactly. Oh that would be so fun. I would
love to hear the audio of the people just flipping out.
I want to talk to about it. While I love
to hear it because I may have done it a

(00:43):
time or two. Let me talk to you about you men.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Alexa gets smart now like she gets she gets sassy back.
So I'm like, Alexa, I did not say do that,
and she's like, well, thank you, Kiki. No need to
get upset, like, no need to like it's crazy, they respond.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
She's recording you selling it to the tabloid. He's a
nice text to start today. If Rufio and Fred both
die from old age, who do you think is going
to die first? Me?

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Me?

Speaker 1 (01:11):
I die first in this one. Really, I mean, even
though he like eat McDonald's breakfast, lunch, and dinner and
hides it, no, I know, I think it would be me.
I don't have any kids, so hopefully it's me, And
if one of us has to go, I volunteers tribute. Okay,
I just need to save a few more dogs before
I go, because I'm convinced that that's the only thing

(01:32):
that's going to save me when I get to the
Pearly Gate. Yeah, gotcha. Because my nana right now doesn't
have much to work with. She's been trying to tell
you know, God and Jesus and Saint Peter and everybody else.
She's been trying. I heard she's got like a PowerPoint
a keynote presentation because they're mac up there, and she's
been using that and trying to be like, look when
he gets here, like we got to this is the guy.
You gotta let him through. Like I realize it's you

(01:56):
know what I mean, a little sketchy, but like I'll
watch over him. I'll take care of it. I might
have to be year plus one the club.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
It was that guy I'm whispered.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
I'll be at the back of the line and my
man will be that one who comes at the club
and be like, oh no, no, he's with me, and
I'll go to the bouncer. No, not really, I'm I'm
with Vira. I really am with Vera, like I know her.
You don't know Vira. No, I know Verra like I
know Vira and Fritz. I know Fritz too, Like you
don't know Fritz. We already got Fritz in because he
wasn't Catholic, so we already got his as in. She
used it plus one. You're done? Oh no, I don't know. Guys,

(02:29):
are you ready? Jason Brown eleven and four last week
with the picks eleven and four, very impressive, however, we're
already off to it oh in one start. But it
was very close last night. It was a nail fighter
down to the end. The Bengals are having a terrible season.
They lost by one point in the last seconds to
the Ravens thirty five thirty four. Yeah, my nails are gone. Well,

(02:52):
I know, I know well, and you I know you
were there to console Joe Burrow. Oh yeah, and then
you had to fly back on the PJ and he
just made it. I know that always. That's what I'm
doing in the locker rooms. Yeah, well, you look fresh.
So either you took a shower with Joe or you
took a shower on the PJA. Either way, but you
look great today. I don't know how you're able.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
To do all this.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, that's what some Burrow do. You know, some Burrow
will do it to you.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Oh boy, Jason Brown sweatshirt today too.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah the shirt.

Speaker 6 (03:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
Our amazing listener Lauren sent this to me. Really, yes,
such sweet goot sports.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yes it is all right. Are you ready to bestow
upon us the picts? Yes, prety week ten, Week ten
in the NFL, you guys almost Giants, Panthers, Panthers, And
that's like in Germany or something. It's eight thirty in
the morning on Sunday, Eastern Falcon Saints, Falcons, Patriots, Bears, Ooh, Bears, Steelers, Commanders, Commanders, Vikings, Jaguars, Vikings, Broncos, Chiefs,

(04:02):
Chiefs four nine Ers, Buccaneers. Oh no, hey, your boy
maker May Baker Mayfield, not Maker Bayfield, Christian McCaffrey's back.
Oh yeah, you have to pick the I feel like
I don't want to pressure you. You're the You're no
Stradamis over here. You're the expert. But I feel like
you need to pick the four nine ers. You think

(04:22):
so well, I mean for Bellah, but I know you can't.
You know what, you can't be influenced. It's right, you
can't be influenced. We're going with the Buccaneers. Okay, Bill's Colts,
Bills are the Colds.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Let's go with the Bills, Titans, Chargers, Chargers, Jets, Cardinals, Cardinals, Eagles, Cowboys,
don't do it, yeah, Lions, Texans, you know what to
do Lions, that's.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Sunday Night football. And then Dolphins Rams Rams. Okay. I
came went a video last night of of best of
Dan Campbell, coach of the Alliance, clips that they haven't
been seen yet. Some of them haven't been seen yet.
What was it again? You could have one ass, cheek
and three fingers and I'll still beat your ass. I
don't know how you Yeah, yeah it was. And he

(05:15):
was like giving a speech motivating, Yeah, like in the
meeting room and he was like, you know he's doing
this thing, you know, like you're gonna they're gonna get up.
We're gonna kick him in the knees, and then we're gonna
get you. You're gonna eat any cab off and then
we're gonna get up with no knee caps or we're
still gonna get whatever. And so one of these was
you could have one ass check three toes and three
toes That's what it was. And I'll still beat your ass,
That's what he said. Yeah, yeah, I love that. A

(05:37):
man with words. I like it. I'm gonna use that.
I'm gonna use that. I love it in some context,
some somewhere. I love that man. I posted that.

Speaker 7 (05:43):
I don't know if you saw my story that photo
of him with like a glass of wine on a
date with his wife, and people actually thought I was
at dinner with him. You guys, you would never hear
from me again if I was at dinner with Dan Campbell.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Oh, he's the guy that turned it all around for me.
He's the guy that made me alliance. Man, he's the
Dan Campbell, Like, how can you not he crass when
you walk through the facility. When he got the job,
He cried, play for the Lion. Yeah you did. Yes,
I was on a team that won zero times. He
became the head coach. Which year was that the zero
sixteen team? Yeah, I don't know, Kevin sixteen zero, I love.

(06:15):
I don't forget the parsley. What is the parsley? They
can't lose parslay.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Yes, the parsley. Let me see here the time this year,
we've done the station.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
I'm aware.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
Let me find my notes. So, Taylor, so that's going
to be at the game. Okay, the Bears are gonna
wear white pants. She's not in Toronto this weekend, No,
next weekend. Okay, Bears are gonna wear white pants. And
then my crush of the week is Derek Carr. And
he's gonna throw two points.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Oh wow, he's gonna two points, two touchdowns. Two two
he's gonna throw whoa, that's different? Which one? Which one? Oh?

Speaker 8 (06:59):
My?

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (07:01):
Two?

Speaker 1 (07:01):
You said two? Two tuddies? Okay, yeah, President Aaron Rodgers,
are you ready for that? It's very possible. Apparently, the
New York Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers and among the favorites
to win the presidency in twenty twenty eight. According to
a list released by a betting website, Rogers is close
with Robert F. Kennedy, who was a twenty twenty four
presidential candidate who apparently might be you know, have a

(07:25):
large role in the Trump administration. Bookies dot com has
placed Rodgers as the thirteenth most likely person to win
the highest office next time around a plus three thousand odds.
Topping the list. Jd Vance about to be the Vice President,
Van Gavin Newsom, the California Governor Ron DeSantis, Michelle Obama,

(07:45):
Josh Shapiro, the governor of Pennsylvania who probably should have
been the VP Yes, and Vice President Harris has the
sixth best odds. It's plus twelve hundred to win seven
point seven percent. If gays, you're wondering, pornhub has revealed
which state was the horningest on election day. Were you wondering,
what would you guys? Nevada, No, Hornians, somewhere in the South.

(08:08):
I was South Carolinians. South Carolinians appeared to be the
horniest an election day, with traffic twenty one percent above
average across the entire day. It's important to know, by
the way that you cannot access porn hub in Alabama, Arkansas, Idaho, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska,
North Carolina, Oklahoma, Texas, Utah, and Virginia, so we wouldn't

(08:30):
know where they ranked. That's a lot of places. Where
you came is a lot.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
I am shocked I would have picked Indiana because, like
Jason said the other day, when those polls closed, they already.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Literally thirty You know what I think, I know a
lot of people in Indiana listened to us. You can
hear it's Indiana. I got that there's some weird stuff
going on in Indiana. I don't agree with a lot
of weird a lot of weird stuff. But I also
think where there we're like the really weird stuff is
going on, like where they really like stringent uh you know,
moral code is upheld kind of thing, you know, the
evangel whatever it is. Yeah, whatever this moral thing is,

(09:02):
they're the most repressed and they're probably looking at the
most porn. Oh for sure, that's my thing. Yeah, Like
people say like, oh, you're show ken air in this
city or that's like, you're kidding me. The more it
appears that there's certain place on the up and up,
the better our ratings will be I promise you, because
people can turn it on in their car and like
look around and be like, no one can hear this.
And then there were you know, and we're not that dirty.

(09:23):
But you know what I mean. I feel like the
places where the people are the most repressed is where
you're seeing. You're going to see the biggest outlet in
my opinion, But Utah, See, we wouldn't even know, like Utah.
I bet Utah is high on the list, but we
don't know because they don't have access to it. Wow,
just porn up? Are all the porn sites? It was
just just born up? I guess. Across the country. Traffic

(09:45):
was down sixteen percent. I guess while the six pm
to midnight while the results are rolling out. In case
you were wondering, I got it on on election day.
Good for you. Thanks, congrats on the SECT. I needed
a trust reladery rub it in. But yeah, yeah, wow, yeah.
The brother's fate is in the hands of a newly

(10:07):
elected DA. The fate of the menandas Brothers has been
thrown back into the headlines because of the Monster's TV show.
It's now up in the air. After the LA County
district attorney who was spearheading all of this lost. He
has bid for re election this week. They're serving life
in prison for the murder of their parents. Defense attorneys
say they have new evidence about the abuse the brothers

(10:29):
suffered at the hands of their father. The new DA
can make a decision when he gets into office on
December second. The resentencing hearing except for December twelfth, so
he could block it if he wanted to. So everyone
who thought that was the sure thing they were getting out.
I suppose the new DA could have a different mentality
about him. Guys, I wanted to play you the clip here.

(10:50):
Let me find him. This truly sounds like something from
a horror movie. What I'm about to play for you.
If I can find it here and it's a real story,
and I verify that it's a real story, truly sounds
like a nightmare happening. Hold on, listen.

Speaker 7 (11:05):
This a research facility in South Carolina, and now police
are warning people to lock their windows and doors.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Because forty monkeys escaped from a research facility. But listen,
listen to how we keep Listen.

Speaker 7 (11:15):
To details escaped from the Alpha Genesis research facility in
Beaufort County. The researchers there breed monkeys for BioResearch, and
their clinical trials reportedly include progressive brain disorders. Police say
they've set up traps and thermal cameras to try and
catch the monkeys, and they're urging people not to let
the monkeys in their hook, don't approach them, and if
you see.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Any, call nine to one one.

Speaker 7 (11:37):
The breed of the monkey hasn't been disclosed, but the
facility deals with many different types of breeds, and this
is not the first time Alpha Genesis has had to
deal with fugitive monkeys. Eight years ago nineteen escapes, but
they were all caught within six hours.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
So they went and they're messive with these monkeys' heads
and now you know, we don't know really what's going
on with them. And now there's sixty of them to
forty of them just running around. I like that, she said,
we don't know the breed. Like, okay, how about if
you see any monkey, not be on your front door
saying hey, just let me in. I'm cool. Yeah, you know,
call yeah with a slight switch. Apparently because they got
they did something of their brains. Yeah, no, don't, it's like,

(12:12):
don't pet the nice monkey. It's not a nice monkey. No,
but that sounds like at that. This is a horror movie.
This is gonna this is in theaters this summer. Yeah.
Forty monkeys. It is escaped from a research facility. What's
wrong with their brain? You gotta do that part of
Mandki you do it? Do it movie trailer. Forty monkeys

(12:33):
have escaped. Forty monkeys escaped. Had your wife, had your kids?
Lock the door down on your ass? Be safe? Wow?
I would that's that's the hired.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Radedar Rerady Garar in theaters.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Liam Neeson, Liam Neeson, Mario Lopez, Mario Lopez.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
Cool?

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Who else gets all the jobs?

Speaker 6 (13:07):
The Rock?

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yes, it's Wayne Johnson, Dwayne the Rock Johnson man Kevin.
I don't know about that anyway. It sounds very scary
to me, though, monkey see monkey do oh, there you go,
there you go. Forty monkeys with diseases and brain issues.

(13:30):
Wait a minute, now, what do we do with the monkey? Man?
They trite a hand now, hold on, don't let it
me in. Don't do that with me here. Forty monkeys
and this is very very sad news. If you're a
child of the nineties or a person of the nineties.
Elwood Edwards. You know who that is. Elwood Edwards is

(13:51):
the iconic voice of als. You've got me? Oh, he's
passed away after a long illness, just the day before
his seventy fifth birthday. And that's sad an icon? What
an icon? You've got? Mail? Welcome, File's done, goodbye? That's
the guy. Apparently he got two hundred dollars to do
all that. Two hundred dollars. Yeah, the icon. What are

(14:16):
you laughing about?

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Someone takes the kiki sounds like shack.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
I am shaki. How much gas is gonna take you
to go? You don't know? It was mugger. Get some
icy hot for the muggy. Get the ice you have
for the monkey with herpes, your benefits, that's what. Anyway,
So the Dudel guy's dead. It only made two hundred bucks.

(14:45):
So I first read this and I thought there was
some form of TYPEO. But it's not estational steam day,
not stem because we've added an A. Apparently I didn't
realize this, but this this could be a lot of things.
So I want to explain that Jason's eyes perked up
and not that inspires kids. No, that's actually January third.
It inspires kids to explore and pursue their interest in science, technology, engineering,

(15:06):
art and math. Oh so we added the ane I
guess not? And National Parents as Teachers Day encourages parents
and teachers to join forces to support children in their
educational goals. All right, the Entertainer Report will do it
next logs and just ever been left waiting by the phone.

(15:27):
It's the Fred Show, Tony, good morning, welcome to the show.
How are you good about? You doing great? Thanks?

Speaker 5 (15:32):
Man?

Speaker 1 (15:32):
What's going on with this woman? CALLI? We got to
know kind of the whole story. How did you meet?
Tell us about any dates that you've been on? And
then you know, why do you think you're being ghosted?

Speaker 8 (15:41):
Yeah, it's I'm completely bewildered by it.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
I met him, bumble with her, and you know, we
were had a little back and forth before we set
up a date, so I already felt like we kind
of knew each other a little bit. She doesn't drink,
so I was like, okay, I can I can work
with this. I'll take you to coffee.

Speaker 8 (16:00):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
You know, it was nice. We had great conversation. We
both have a dog, we both love dogs, we both
think like you know, family is important. We love to travel,
going to concerts. So it's just like we were checking
each other's boxes just down the list.

Speaker 8 (16:15):
We're basic.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
I just you know, I thought it was going well,
and I asked her if she.

Speaker 8 (16:21):
You would want to see me again, and she said.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Yes, okay.

Speaker 8 (16:24):
It was like quick too. It wasn't like she thought
about it. She was like, oh my yes of course.
And now you know, called since the.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Date and texted her my good old three texts and
I can't text you anymore.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Rule you'll text somebody three times with no response before you.

Speaker 8 (16:41):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I'll do I'll do it.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
I'll do the first text, and then i'll do, like,
you know, a follow up text with something charming, and
then I'll do like a shortened one with like maybe
an emoji.

Speaker 8 (16:50):
And they don't respond to that, then what am I
supposed to do?

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Yeah, I'm a left on red once guy. You leave
me on Red May May one more time after a
couple of days, but I don't, I mean, come on,
but hey, whatever works for you, Tony. However, in this case,
all you're you're looking for really is some answers, because
it's like why why did you tell me on the

(17:13):
date you want to go out with me again? And
then why are you ignoring me? Now I can understand
why that would that would be troublesome, exactly. All Right,
we're gonna call it Kelly. You'll be on the phone.
We're gonna ask these questions on your behalf. At some
point you're welcome to jump in. And the hope is
always is that we can straighten this out, figure out
what's up, and set you guys up on another date,
in this case, the second date, and pay for it. Okay,

(17:34):
stay right here, let's figure out what's going on. We'll
call her Part two of waiting a buy the phone
after Sizza in three minutes on the Fred Show. SISI,
it's the Fred Show. It's Friday, pay Tony. Yeah, all right,
let's call Cally. You guys, you met on Bumble, the
dating app. You went on a date, You went for
a walk. She's not a drinker, so you tried to
plan something that was alcohol was not involved, which every

(17:56):
single date I ever go on alcohol is involved. But okay,
this is going I thought it was very thoughtful of you.
You had a lot in common, you liked each other,
and you haven't heard from her though since the date,
even though she told you on the date that she
wanted to see you again, And so you're confused. Let's
call Cally right now. Good luck, Tony?

Speaker 8 (18:16):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Hello? Hi? Is is CALLI? Yes, Kelley, Hi, good morning. My
name is Fred. I'm calling for the Fred Show, the
morning radio show, and I have to tell you that
we are on the radio right now, and I would
need your permission to continue with the call. Can which
haf for just a minute on the show? Would you mind? Okay,
I know it's a little bit strange, but thank you
so much for calling on. Behalf of a guy named Tony.
He says he met you on bumble and you guys

(18:44):
went on a date recently, a coffee date. Yeah, okay,
remember Tony. All right, we're off to a good starts.
So what happened because he called us and told us
a lot of nice things about you, that he liked you,
and that you had a lot in common, and that
he was excited to see you again. He even says
that he too if you wanted to see him again,
and you said yes, but he says you're not responding
to any of his text messages now, so why is that.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
I'm a little surprised to hear from you.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
I guess Tony should know he was being weird.

Speaker 9 (19:14):
Uh yeah, what happened, Like the beginning of it was fine,
and then he found out that I had a three
year old and he got weird, Like he seemed really
fixated on my kid and and specifically like how he

(19:35):
was born, Like he flat out asked me what my birth.

Speaker 8 (19:39):
Method was, like.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Like, how did the baby come out of my body?
I have a three year old? And he goes, cool,
how did like was it natural or c section? Is
that what he was asking you? Yeah, I guess both
are natural, But you know what was it the primary
honor birth right? Right? Okay? So he was concerned with

(20:05):
the extraction method.

Speaker 8 (20:07):
Yeah you want to call it that? Okay, No one
asked me that, and she.

Speaker 9 (20:17):
He seemed satisfied that I had a C section, but like,
I didn't.

Speaker 8 (20:23):
Owe him that explanation, And I just wanted such a
disheartening questions.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
I've never in my life asked now people volunteered that
they'll be like, oh I had a sea section, or
this is where this or that the women will volunteer
their experience. I've never in my life asked somebody with
kids what their birth birthing method was. Let me tell you,
I forgot. Well, I know, I just don't know why
you would none of my business, but i'd like to know. Actually,

(20:49):
and we luckily we have an answer. We can get
an answer. Tony is here, Kelly. I'm sorry I forgot
to mention that Tony is here. I'm very forgetful, Tony.
What are you doing? Why would you ask a woman
that question?

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Yeah, well, I mean I don't think I don't understand
what the big deal is. Honestly, you know, it's like
for me, I'm asking because I know the childbirth is
can be, you know, quite an ordeal, and I wanted
to know what i'd be working with.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
You know, my god, No, that's a legitimate thing to
ask what you're working with. The parts are all normal,
because you know the parts normal. What is going on
with anatomy lately? On this segment, you do people like
it realized how the body works.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Well, you know, if you're going to get it on,
you want to make sure that it's like, you know, okay.

Speaker 8 (21:41):
To me, it almost feels like you didn't have a
kid or you know, you're.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Entering I don't know, like alien part nine, and that's
something you got to know kind of a front.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
The hell are you talking about? Yeah, you are a
sick man, so basically, in.

Speaker 8 (21:56):
Your mind, it's really that big of a deal.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Yes it is. You're in your mind if she'd had
a natural or a I keep saying natural, but if
she'd had any I don't know what. I guess I
can I don't know. Yeah, I guess. So if she'd
had a vaginal birth in that case, then you would
have an issue with that in your in your little mind,
do you think that that somehow will will make everything

(22:21):
different down there? And then then that would be a
bad experience for you.

Speaker 8 (22:24):
I had a bad experience before.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
So that's why I'm kind of figuring that out, because
I mean to be honest.

Speaker 8 (22:30):
Look, you could go on a bunch of dates, you could.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Be courting somebody, and then it doesn't work out when
you guys get intimate, and then and then you're like, oh,
I just you know, spent a bunch of money.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Spend a bunch of money. Oh yeah, God for common being.
And then and now in your mind, now, doctor Tony
over here says that if he if he invests in
a woman and then it gets to the intimacy part
and if she's had that kind of birth, then then
it won't be good for him. That's where Tony's bring
Is it a birth or what Tony might be working? Yes,

(23:02):
maybe everything went back to normal like it usually does,
and maybe maybe Tony is do you have the issue right?

Speaker 7 (23:09):
No, I mean everybody wants maybe your dad should have
pulled out, maybe that should be his birthing method.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
This is gross, I'm sorry.

Speaker 8 (23:19):
Yeah, it is very creepy.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah, it's a very very inappropriate thing to ask someone.
And also it's not even a thing. It's not even
a founded argument, Like I don't even like that what
you're saying is not tried and true, Like it's not
like every time, every situation and even then, and you've
doubled down now to say, God forbid, I invest in
someone who can't please me in that way, And you
know you're not even right, You're not even based, this

(23:43):
is even based in fact.

Speaker 8 (23:44):
Now, I have to disagree.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
I think a lot of people are being polite, but
if you really ask dudes, they're gonna tell you behind
closed the same thing.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Well, I am a dude. And dude, and Jason even
knows a little something about this, which is.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
I were talking without without you being on the radio show,
you would one hundred percent agree.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
With agree with you. I would one hundred percent disagree
with you, actually, and even even if you were right,
which you're not, that is a crazy thing and a
crazy justification for asking somebody. And I can see now.
It's funny though, because Tony over here, to your point, Kiki,
seems to be having this problem regularly, right, So you
might have the issue, my boy. And there's medicine for that.

(24:25):
I've heard. Yeah, pumps, Yeah, why don't you Why don't
you go get yourself a medical procedure? Then I have
a micro.

Speaker 8 (24:34):
I'm working.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
I'm working with plenty of.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
Yeah, big swing and Tony over here, that's what they
call it. That's why more like to Cally, I'm sorry,
and I appreciate you telling us what I happened. That's
very rude, inappropriate, incorrect, insensitive, so many things, and I
honestly I can't believe this. No, and I really hope
he doesn't have kids, because I got a picture him
being that dude in the waiting.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Or look when the delivery app and being like an
extra stitch doc one of those guys. Yeah, don't be
that again. That comes back, all right, CALLI, thank you
for your time. I'm sorry you had to relive that, Tony.
I don't know, man, I might rethink the whole I
might take an anatomy class or.

Speaker 8 (25:16):
Something, rethink it and come back over to my side.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Oh wow, No, no, no, no, I'm not. I'm all sick.
You're the one that needs to rethink it.

Speaker 8 (25:26):
You're just saying that because you're on the radio.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Man, No, I'm not alright. Thank you for your time.
Good luck out there the Entertainment Report and to Fitty,
which she'll be shelling in the showdown both next Fred show.

Speaker 6 (25:37):
Back so much guys. Did you know?

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Did you know that there is such a thing as
Alice in Wonderland syndrome? So you know about Alice in Wonderland?
She shrinks down right whatever like change his size right,
gets bigger, gets smaller. While people with those with the
rare Alice in Wonderland syndrome don't actually shape shift, they
do have temporary episodes that make them feel larger or smaller.

(26:11):
The spanza of destroyed or as to be distorted perception
can also make it seem like things around them are
moving further away or closer, so you actually feel like
you're getting bigger or smaller in real life. I wonder
if there's like a fancy medical name for this Alice
in Wonderland syndrome. Oh healthline, Oh, it's AWS. It's a

(26:31):
real thing, rare condition that causes temporary episodes of distortive
perception and disorientation. You may feel larger or smaller than
you actually are. You may also find that the room
that you're in or surrounding furniture seems to shift and
feel further away or closer than it really is. They're
caused by changes in how your brain perceives the environment
you're in and how your body looks.

Speaker 6 (26:52):
WHOA damn can you imagine

Speaker 1 (26:56):
That's me and a Friday after some door dash and
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