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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the bread show. This is what's trending, all right,
big day to day guys. President elected Donald Trump, which wow,
and President Joe Biden will meet for an extraordinary sit
down at the White House. And SNL is just frothing
at the mouth. They're like, you can't wait for two
people that load one another get to hang on today
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in the White House. I can't even imagine.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I don't know Biden had that red hat on, so
it might be different than we thought.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, I don't know it. So I'm done. He's like,
he's been done. Yeah, he's right on the beach for
like six months. Now. You all didn't want me, fine.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Probably, yeah right, you're a drink him out of Musle shepardy.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Honestly and treat yourself. That's an actual Joe Biden quote.
No wonder the guy said, he's like, wait a minute,
Joe Biden really said that. The FAA has banned flight
from a two Haiti rather for thirty days after three
planes were shot flying into board of prints Hey over
the past few days, the FAA has issued a thirty
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day ban on US flights to the country. According to
the announcement, the FAA is banning US civil aviation operations
in the territory of airspace of Haiti below ten thousand feet.
So yeah, this is after we told you yesterday that
a number of flights had gone in there, in and
out of there and they were being shot at for
some reason. So it's not good. You're not supposed to
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do that, Mike Tyson. He encountered a fan that he
robbed decades ago while returning to Brownsville in advance of
his fight on Friday against Jake Paul. A fan told Tyson,
you robbed me when I was eight years old, and
he said where, And Tyson's that I robbed you. Now
he's blaming me for robbing him. Dude got robbed, He said, well,
he said something else. The fan laughed it off. Tyson
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hugged him. He robbed me when I was a kid
by the Woolworths store, remember that. He said, don't worry
about it, baby, That's what he said. And Tyson moved,
I guess to Brooklyn when he was ten years old,
and said in his autobiography that he was arrested thirty
eight times by the age of thirteen. Oh, he better
knock this dude out. I'm gonna be so upset. Right,
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if this dude does this exhibition, I know he wants
the money, but like I'm gonna be so he's a legend,
but it's some YouTube internet right, Instagram's brandstar artist knock
out a legend.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
But it's an actual sanctioned fight like this. This is
like legit, like this goes on your record. But I
don't know, Like what do you say? Do you say
I beat? Like if he wins, if Logan Paul is
locan ball, right, it's one of the poles. If he went,
I don't care which the same person. I think literally, yeah,
I or something.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
If whoever, if that guy wins, then it's like, well
you beat an old ass Mike Tyson. Okay, uh if
he loses, you got beaten by an old ass Mike.
I mean, I guess there's a way to defend Mike
no matter how this happens. Like, but at the same time,
how about he just whoops his I think he might
whoop his ass. Still, no Mike tights in my woo ass.
Is he sixty or something? I think he is, but
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he looks I wouldn't I wouldn't want to shout out
to Jake Paul for stepping in the ring with Mike Tyson.
I don't care what age, but like, still, what did
I read this week? He's been fighting like every like
for several months now. He's been working out six days
a week or seven days a week, twice a day.
I mean, I don't know. He looks fast and quick
to me. I'm not I'm up. I'm good, right, I'm good.
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna do it. I was
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gonna do it, but I'm not gonna do it now.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
And for Jake Paul, like you want to be like
you want to be a boxer, Like you're decent, you're good,
but like, this is not the way to become a professional.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Not taking these exhibitions against a fifty some year old
Mike Tyson. You should be fighting dudes your age and
your weight class if you want to join the ranks
of professional boxes.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Is right? Well, for the attention. For the money, I'm
sure it pays well. I don't know. It's just like
if you get beaten up by Mike, I don't know,
I don't know. It's for the money. It's gotta be
for the money, Yeah, and the National Toy Hall of
Fame in Rochester, New York has announced this year's inductees.
In the past, we've reported on amazing inductees like Sand
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and Camelin brought it up. I think Sand was won
a couple of years ago. Well, my Little Pony is
going in this year. The transformers and Phase ten also balloons.
I'm not kidding balloons. They announced the inductees. Well, no,
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actually I don't think balloons are in. They were balloon
Balloon was a finalist. Sorry, sorry, balloon, this is getting announced.
The inductees chosen from Melissa finalists that included Apples to Apples, balloons,
choose your own adventure books, hes, toy trucks, the Pokemon
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trading card game, remote control vehicles, the stickhorse. H yeah right,
my Little Pony. Transformers in Phase ten were chosen by
a combination of player's choice ballots admitted by members of
the public and pics of the selection Advisory Committee of
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the National Toy Hall of Fame. What an honor to
be on that? Okay, So I wanted to ask a
question yesterday. I know we were talking about honor off
the air, on or off the air, but eight five
five five nine, one, one three five. What was the
toy that you did not have growing up that your
kid is absolutely going to get.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Everything everything that I wanted.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
And I was, I gotta tell you, I was trying
to think about this. My parents ultimately got me a
lot of the stuff I wanted. I know, I was
very I was. I was. I had a privileged upbringing
I did. There wasn't a lot of stuff I wanted
for you know, I had a nice bike. I had
the I had the you know, hot monster what they
call the thing, No, the power wheel, power wheels of what.
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I had that thing when I was little. My sister
had a Barbie Gee.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
That's what I want. So Keigey and Kayl were talking
about their Barbie jeep days. I never had one. I
didn't get the Flintstone car, you know, the one with
the the.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
One that you power yourself with your feet. You didn't
even get that version.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
So my daughter is getting all of them.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Now.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
You can get your kid a Tesla truck. You could
get Amazon truck. We told you last week. Yeah, there
was like a merce eighties. There's like a hummer. I'm like, whoa. Yeah,
it's definitely gonna have a gold cart. I wanted a
go cart so badly. I had a go car, but
the go cart was a bride. I had a go cart,
but the go cart was abro don't want to go cart? Yes,
my stepdad a go.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Cart and then start a business.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, entrepreneur. My stepdad got it from me because he
was trying to buy my affection at the time, and
it worked. It was extremely effective. Yeah, and you know,
he got me a go cart and then he and
then when I turned sixteen, he's like, well, get this
thing out of the garage because you don't need this anymore.
And so I sold it. And then I sold it.
Put like it know what I do? I put it
in the paper. I think I did. And then the
dude comes to the house and I was like how much.
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I made up a price, and then he gave me
the money and he took it and he went away,
and then my dad comes out, you know, and he
was like, where's the thing? So I sold it. He said, well,
how how much money do you have in your hand?
I'm like, I told him, and he was like, it's
three times more than I paid for it. New damn it. Kid.
He was so proud of me that day, He's like,
you fleece that guy. He's like locked the door and
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locked the door. Make sure this guy doesn't figure it out. Okay,
So for you, it was it's gonna be a Barbie,
Barbie with the battery in it, though.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Not the flinch, not that one.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
And go cart for you? What about you, guys? What
comes to mind? You wanted it as a kid, because
I think trampoline was the one. I really wanted a trampoline.
We had a neighbor that had one. But in retrospect,
I know why my parents did not buy me one
because kids were constantly jumping off of them yep, and
and breaking their arms and stuff like that. And I
would have been that kid because you know they were
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like now, a couple of the kids I went to school,
we had the baller ass ones that were like even
with the ground, the big rectangle one. Yeah, they like
dug it out and stuff. So like, you know, the
worst that was gonna happen it was you'd fall in
the lawn or whatever. Like. So if I ever had
a trampoline, that's what I would probably do.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
I mean, back in the day two there was no netting,
there was no.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
That's the one thing.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
My mom bought us a trampoline. Like we moved from
the city to the suburbs. It's just like a big transition.
We went to a SAMs club for the first time
and it was on disploy like it was look.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
At that thing. She's like, we're buying that thing. We
put it on a little Chrysler Voyager mini bag and
barely fit in there and we took it home. I
love that was it? You had the breaking neck tramboline.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Yes, and having a trampoline in the hood. Let me
tell you, you're the only part. You're the only house
with a trampoline. But it was looked at my house
looked like sky Zone or whatever that place is like
a random kids just come and dropping a bike off
and jumping, no insurance or anything.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, so we had you had to take your shoes off. Yeah. Yeah,
we had a trampoline.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I had every toy.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
I can't sit here act like I didn't have every
toy that I wanted, Like I had a remote control dog,
I had the past password journal, easy bank oven, the
fake McDonald's said up, Like every toy that I wanted
I got. So if I had a kid, like my nephews.
I buy them whatever they want. It's not even yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
I think it's gonna be my nieces too, And it's
impossible not to, you know, cause it's just like, well
I don't have to raise them, so sure, whatever, what
do you guys want? But they're gonna start figuring this out.
And then because I will say, now when I go
see Polly, it's like, worre's my surprise? Basically, you know,
like when your kid your parents used to travel on
if your parents used to travel and they had to
show up with something from their tra and I didn't
realize half the time they had a statue in the
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house already, like it had nothing. They didn't get it
in Toledo or whatever. They you know what I mean?
Did you get me a surprise?
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Mom?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
And she's like, of course I did. And it was like,
you know, something that she already bought, or she bought
it like in the airport, in the gift shop or whatever.
But you know you had to you had to bring
me something as you were traveling anyway, show Rufio, what
what am I I'm looking at this? He said, TikTok no, Okay,
Well we're doing a radio show. Right now. We don't
have time to I don't have time to watch ticktok.
I threw my back out in eighth grade on a
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trampoline and it's still a problem to this day. Oh yes,
that's what I mean. I can see why my parents
didn't do that.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yeah, that was mine. Like, I wanted one so bad.
My mom said no.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
My mom said no, so my nana bought it behind
her back and put it. We put it in our
backyard and then I got double bounced by my friend
John and bit right through my tongue. So I did
want that, but I wouldn't get it for my kids.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I'd be too nervous. Yeah. Yeah, the other thing you
could always do. My mom was very competitive. I don't
know if she'd admit this or not, but like, if
a kid she didn't I've just mentioned this before, but
if a kid she didn't like, if their parents bought
them something and it was the right kid, that was
how I like. I remember I had a Nintendo when
I was I don't know seven, or says six or yeah.
I actually bought it in Chicago and I had like
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two games, and then the kid Todd Todd had like
ten games.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
They don't make kid Todd.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
There was a kid Todd. There was a kid named Todd.
There was actually, yeah, I rep I repeated Todd. Apparently
Todd's a longer way those. I looked Todd up recently
and he's no longer with those. But he had a
lot of Nintendo games and my mom wasn't having that.
And I came home one day, I'm like, I have
more games. She's like no. I'm like, well, Todd has ten.
I'm like six years old. I remember to look on
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her face. She's like ten, Like yeah, let's go. And
I had ten by the end of the day. I
had ten because there was no way. There was no way.
And I don't think I had anything to do with me.
I didn't deserve it. I think it was more like
that kid. But I feel like parents do that with
other parents, right, it's like, oh, keeping up with the Jones,
That's what I mean. Like old Timmy's got to go card, Yeah,
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all right, well, yep, there's a kid on our block
that's got to go cart and was like, I want
to go card. I'm like, we're gonna get it golf.
Of course, you're gonna buy the guy a car that
fits for both of us, you know. Well, you know
that's the other thing. That's the other thing is this
is really more about you than it is. Oh trust me, whatever,
go card I had my parents could drive to. Oh yeah,
that's dummy, right, they know what they're doing. Test it
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out firstly. You know, I always wanted to need these
texts from sixth I always wanted the Tycho Nightglow electric
slot car race. Always that the one that had the
little remote controls, a.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Little trigger one yeah, yeah, slock cars yeah, and the
globes in the dark.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Oh, I kind of want to the one used to
go on the wall. I was like, oh so cool.
I always wanted like a real train set, like an
official one, like like not the little Like what is it.
There's a brand of trains there, like big and expensive
and they're cool and people sometimes they put them around
their Christmas tree. Oh you probably know what I'm talking about.
But I always wanted one. They're expensive, though, like it
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was like a hundred bucks a car or something, and
I always wanted one. Maybe now it was a grown
up I know, Yeah, that's maybe now is a grown
up by myself. A train set that's an adult thing
to do, isn't it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Do you put up a tree?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Not usually, but I might this year. I have a
little fake one.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
You should like get into that.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
But my issue with it is that I put the
stuff up and then you know, we do jingle Ball,
we do all and then we go on vacation, and
then I leave, and then I don't want to come
back into my house in January with a bunch of
Christmas stuff and be sad that it's all over, and
then I have to put it all the way you
know what I mean, Like, I don't I don't want
to take it down before I leave, but I don't
want to come back to it because then I'm like
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depressed because I'm like, oh god, we'll do one of
those closets.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
Man.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah, well now it's arctic tundra. Clause already came and went, hey, Linda,
so you do you have kids? Now?
Speaker 5 (13:07):
My kids are all grown up.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
But when I was growing up, I wanted a Barbie
dream House elevator.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah, we were just talking about it.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Yeah, Jenny and Kathy who lived on the down the street,
they had one, and so you know, they would invite
us over, but we weren't supposed to touch it, you know,
so we would play Barbies.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
But I always wanted that dream house.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
It seemed like it was as tall as you.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Were when you were How did the elevator work? Was
it like a battery thing or how did that go?
It was a crank, had a crank.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
I'm a little bit I'm a little.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Bit older than you. Oh well, I don't know about that.
Maybe not. So did you want to buying it for
your kids? Then? Yes?
Speaker 7 (13:56):
So then when my I have a daughter and a son,
and so when my her was ready for barbiees, I
probably I probably bought her barbies way earlier than she
was old enough to play with them.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
But when she wanted a Barbie dream house, she.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Got a Barbie dream house and she got the best
Barbie dream Mom's.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Like, don't touch it, it's mine. Yeah, exactly, it's my
elevator exactly. Linda, thank you for calling. Having good day.
You're ted glad you called. That reminds me. Actually I
did have a train set as a kid. I was
really little, and it was Christmas morning and I wake
up and I run out there and my parents are there,
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and Santa came and there was there was a train
set and I was so excited. I go to like
turn it on, and my grandfather and my dad were like, hey,
you know, Santa was in a hurry last night, so
we got a let's take. It turned out that Santa
and had had a little too much vodka the night
before and didn't really put it together properly. So the
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guys are hung over trying to wire it together make
it work. But I thought it was funny that they
knew that Santa was in a hurry and he apparently
had a bit of a headache and wasn't able to
put the train set together properly.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
I will say that is the worst setting up toys
for your kids before Christmas.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
Drunk?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Yeah, I mean, oh my goodness, four hours to build this.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
That's time I found out the secret of Christmas was
my Tanta got too drunk and passed out early, and
so when I woke up, I heard someone say hurry.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
And just me and my little Christmas night.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Own'm like, oh man, yeah, well, they used to write
like notes, and they were all like shaky and bad.
They were supposedly from those Rainer or whatever. It's like, no,
I think you were I think you just did that.
I think that was just how you were writing at
the time. It's national French show day to day. Why
because we couldn't find another day. I think we tried
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to get ourselves in our own day and they said
they said no. But maybe someday dreams do come true.
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