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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Three five Kiss that Chicago's number one hit music station show.
This is what's trending. You know, I've never looked, and
I've heard this, and then someone texted, look at how
many calories are in a single crumble cookie? Those stories
that have popped up all over the place, crumble cookies
seven hundred and sixty calories in a one cookie, one
(00:20):
like the basic one, just one? Right? No, I not
yeah right, I don't think you put all kinds of
stuff on it. That's probably not the one that has
like an apple pie on top of it.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
It probably won't include the apple pie in the caloric intake.
Probably not unless it's in the small press.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Like a cookie with a piece of cheesecake on top
of it. That's a crumble cookie. That's what that is. Yeah,
or like or like it's a cookie with it in
like four recent peanut butter full sized recent peanut butter
cups stacked up on top of it. Like, I don't
know if they count that or not taste the same
as the other ones. Yeah, right, sugar, they're so good.
But I will say with the crumble cookies, like I
(00:58):
really can only eat a half or maybe a quarter
at a time. They're so rich, like it will thirty
eight percent fat, fifty six percent carbon, six percent protein.
Is the calorie breakdown is there's so it's like a
stick of butter in every cookie. Allegedly, I'm not man,
I don't want to put that out there. I'm not
a nutritionist. A lot of people think I am when
they look at my figure, They're like, obviously you're you're
(01:20):
a master of nutrition. And the answer is no. I
have no formal training whatsoever. But I look up things
like this, and so imagine that a box. If you
buy like six or twelve of those crumbled cookies. First
of all, it's like eighty dollars. And second of all,
that's like you're carrying around twelve thousand galleries, you know
what I mean, ten thousand calories. Like look at this
cherry cheese cake cookie. It looks cook That's what I'm
(01:43):
killing you. There's a little cookies and then piece okay,
not even a piece cac is on the top of
his cookie.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
That's not a cookie, that's a cake.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
That is it's only four than twenty gallery. Yeah, for
what's the service at a quarter of a cook serving
s per dessert is eight and ten right, because a
serving is half serving? Because right, because they're saying that
a half a cookie is a serving. Now that's not right.
A cookie is a cookie. I haven't a cookie because
(02:14):
I sell those like those cutters that they're supposed to
take their crumble cookie and the cutter puts it into
four and that's supposed to be like a cookie is
one serving. A cookie, I would argue more than one
cookie is a single serving. I would say you got
to have two. Who has one cookie? Everybody has two
cookies if you have a cookie. Yeah, no, I'm upset
(02:35):
by this flavorless sugar. I say, you know, if you're
buying with that, if you're buying a food product and
they're selling you a way to make it smaller, like already,
like they're already for the beginning. They're like, you need
to cut this in quarters. You don't even you can't
even be trusted with the whole cookie. You know? Then no,
at least they're putting that it has milk, unlike Costco
over Oh well, because all this time I've been buying
(02:57):
Costco butter not knowing that they had don't get it,
and then you would sure, man, now I'm suing I'm
suing for sure. Thursday Night Football, Jason Brown, your first
pick of the week, the Commanders and the Eagles. Eagles. Okay,
go with the Eagles tonight. All right, Let's see if
I have some of this Mike Tyson audio because I
(03:17):
can't possibly do it justice. But he's talking again because
he got big fights tomorrow night, isn't it? Yes, it
is tomorrow night on Netflix. Big uh, big Mike Tyson fight.
And this clip is of him talking about how his
kids don't know who he is, well because he was
you know, his his glory days were in the eighties
and nineties for the most part. So if their kids
were really young, if they're if they were born after that,
(03:39):
then they probably wouldn't know who he is. Mike Tyson, though,
he sat down for an interview with Rosie Perez. Of
all people, why not why not? Want to sit down
with Rosie Perez and she has him how she thinks
that his fight with Jake Paul will affect culture. He
said that life is about making the biggest impact before
you die, which prompted her to ask at what point
in his life he realized that. He then began to
(04:01):
detail his hobby of getting high on toad venom, which
he says is put him in touch with God and
told him what to do. So this is the quote
that I'm okay. So imagine Mike Tyson saying this. You
see a toad, you bust its a word you can't say. Oh,
you put it on like a mirror, and it gets hard,
(04:21):
you rub it down until it becomes fine sand, and
then you smoke it. Then you meet God. This is
what God told me to do. That's what Mike Tyson's
saying about toad venom.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
What do you do to the toad?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Well, that's name. It says bust it's p and then
like it's like oh, like it doesn't fill in the
rest of the word. So I'll let you guys play
mad libs with that and figure out what the hell
he's talking about. He says, I know it sounds strange,
but if you do some investigation, people will tell you
about it. I had a shaman. I've done it over
eighty times, ninety times probably Wow. So there you go.
(04:57):
By the way, a crumble cookie is in fact four
servings cookie for serving. I thought the breakdown he just
had had it being four to ten for a serving
and eight ten for a whole cookie, so that would
be two for that particular one. Yeah. Yeah, So I
was supposed to divide one crumble cookie into four and
(05:19):
then I was supposed to eat one and then leave
the other three pieces for the other days or something.
You're out of your mind, pie, it's cookie, It's right. Jesus.
Las Vegas, by the way, is rooting for Jake Paul
to beat Mike Tyson, which is crazy because I think
the rest of the world is rooting for Mike Tyson
(05:41):
to beat Jake Paul, right, I mean, who doesn't want
Does anyone in this room want Jake Paul have beat
Mike the legend Mike Tyson.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
That like the Montana Boys want him to end maybe
Finance Bros.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah. According to bet mgm Paul is a favorite, but
the majority of fans are betting on Tyson to pull
off the upset. I guess what they're calling this against
the YouTuber turned boxer. I mean, this is where we're at.
We got a YouTuber fighting one of the greatest fighters
in the world, who I think is gonna beat his ass.
I really do. I saw some pictures. Here's a video
more video of him fighting I'm not. I wouldn't. I
(06:17):
don't think. I don't think you have enough money for
me to go in the ring. I would die, I.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Mean, And he's got nothing to lose. He's met God,
he's on toads.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
But he was punching so fast. I couldn't even see
his arms moving. And he's sixty years old, right, Like, dude,
I worry, But then again, I also going to be
so sad if he loses, you know, because it's like
this is a gimmick. You know. People are leaving X
for Blue Sky and Threads. Apparently. I thought they tried
(06:46):
to make threads a thing, and threads is not a
thing they did.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
But maybe I want to take my talents elsewhere.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Well. The social media platform exising a massive user exodus.
One day after the presidential election, over one hundred and
fifteen thousand users deactivated their account, the biggest loss users
since Elon Musk bought the platform in twenty twenty two.
X is not releasing those numbers. Other services are. Meanwhile,
alternative text based social media apps are reporting an influx
(07:11):
of users. One million people joined Blue Sky in the
past week, bringing up the count to fifteen million, and
metas Threads has announced AAVX seated two hundred and seventy
five million active users. Now that that one might be deceiving,
because I think if you have an Instagram account, then
you have a Threads account, don't you.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I never signed up something neither, so.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I think that's I think that's kind of I don't
think two hundred and seventy five million people are like
clamoring to get on Threads, right. I do have one,
and I was like, this is the same as all
the rest of them. I don't need one more to update.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I like to win. So many people had Elon blocked
on X that he made it so you can't block
people anymore, so that we couldn't block him.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
In trending stories, the world's most popular password list is
out and uh for the second year in a row,
One two three four five six is on the top
of the list, followed then by one two three four
five six seven eight. Ah got him, You got him,
You got him with that one. No one will ever
figure that one out. Also on the list password forty
(08:10):
and secret and quirty because it goes it's the first
whatever it is five across the top. That's why. That's
why that works across the keyping.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Mine is someone's name in this room?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Insane?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Well, people's name.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
In this room? Yes, thank you, honored forty one, two three,
forty one one one one one one one. I love
that one, but you know what not to be undone
by one, two, three, four, five, no, six, no, seven,
eight or nine. Your past was number nine on the
(08:43):
list of the most common passwords secret.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
What was Biden's son's past?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, a position and then a
secret in his promise, wouldn't it It is.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Pretty much positions yeah in numbers.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah, and then finally riding out the top ten of
the most popular passwords in twenty twenty four, whatever year
we are in one two three one two three bet yeah,
you guys are welcome. It's content like this that makes
us not award winning, get in the door. We don't
even get invited to the awards, No, we just Jason
(09:29):
had to be a waiter. There was a Radio awards
ceremony yesterday and Jason had to serve drinks to people
who's real beating the rate. It's crazy, like, how did
that happen? Jason? You need to I love you so much. Jason.
There's no butt here, there's no But I love you
so much period next time you don't, and I love
you because you want to help everybody all the time
(09:52):
and you never say no to anything. But unfortunately there
are I feel like at times there are things that
you're asked to do that are far far beneath you.
At this point, we need you to not where the
Brittany had set and wrangle other radio personalities winning awards
when we're the number one. Well yeah, actually I think
the last week we were eleventh, but like the week
before that, definitely number one. So week by week, guys,
(10:14):
it's that crazy. Depending on the week. Yeah, oh yeah, no,
last week we were total idiots. The week before that
revolutionary content that we were putting out. This week, who knows,
there's really no telling. We may get beaten by that
AM Polar station. It's possible. But you had to you
you were helping out because for for whatever reason, our
people were the ones putting on this where we were
(10:37):
like the crew of this local radio awards thing yesterday,
and for some reason you were the one that had
to go out and wrangle all the presenters who are
our competitors. You don't work for there you you I don't,
I don't want you. I don't do that anymore. Don't
do that, you're above it. I'm here to tell from
now on, I want you to call me every week
with your calendar. We're going to go through it and
(10:59):
I'm going to tell you. I'm gonna tell you, or
just attachment to your calendar and no, no, no, and
I'm just gonna go ahead and cancel. I'm gonna r
s VP for everything that I think you're above, which
is most of it. It's gonna be like, sorry, he
can't go to that. I'll be your people. It's not
even above like you were eligible to win one. Like
(11:22):
if Leonardo DiCaprio's not up for an Emmy or an
he doesn't, he doesn't then hit out the Cannipas the
next year. You know what I'm saying, Like he wasn't
in a movie, so he can't win one. We've already
won one, so I guess we're not gonna win another one,
So it's for whatever it is. But like, oh, honestly,
actually didn't submit. So that's part of the reason. It's
hard to win an award when you actually don't submit.
(11:43):
But I've got top secret people on the inside who
confirmed there was no submission. Because I'm relentless and I
will not give up until I get to the I
hired a private investigator earlier, I hired a cybersecurity team,
and we got into the system and we do what
we had to do, so we didn't even submit. But
that doesn't mean that you have to work there. Things
(12:06):
just happen to me sometimes and then when I'm in it,
I'm like, wow, like this is this is happening, this
is my life.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah, got it.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
It's just funny because like the i Heeradium Music Festival. Okay,
so you were on and I'm not saying this to
be boastful, like I'm not, but like this is the
large radio show in a number of large cities that
does very well, is very successful. And then you go
to the Heredium Music Festival because you're also in the
marketing team on the marketing team, so they have you
doing things there that are like marketing and promotions related,
(12:34):
and these executives are walking by and like handing you
their empty coffee cup because they don't know because they'd
never met you, because no one's ever put you in
the context off he's on the frend Show, because as
soon as they and you won't tell him because you're
because you're too humble, but as soon as you did,
they would be so humiliated that they just handed you
their empty coffee cup or asked you to go get
them water or something. But you won't do that because
(12:56):
that's not you. It's kind of giving undercover boss. I
kind of like seeing how people, how people liked.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
A few people differently. Yes, when I worked it.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Do you know he works on the Freight show. That's
everybody knows. You hand your empty coffee up to me,
not to Jackson. That's what I'm boring.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Competition. I can't I mind can't wrap around.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Now, don't know. Everyone knows I'm the human trash can
It's fine, like I just walk around with the trash
bag of the Radio Music Festival.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Nobody from the Fresh Show was like present to like
attend there.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Also, we also weren't invited.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Jackson is right.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
The present. It's like, well, so which one are you are?
I don't want you doing that anymore. I'm too proud
of you for that. We're not. You're on in the
mornings too, were not. We're not all right.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
They're like are you taking from the sports report?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah? I love that you're a man of the people,
and I love that you want to help everybody. And
I love that you'll never say no. But I need
you to say no next time. Okay that one thing.
Let's have a little meeting once a week and you
just tell me what they're asking you to do, and
I'll tell you what you're gonna do. And I'll be
happy to tell them what you what I don't want
you doing. I'll be happy to be like Jason Brant
is a treasure and he's above that. Just so you know. So,
(14:19):
how about this guys? Four canty? Where are they from?
Give me a crumble? Where is there a crumble? Cookie?
Why did we win an award? I can't say, California?
What do you mean? What did I do? I just,
you know what, that's what I deserve. After going on
for five minutes about how legendary we are, that's our
submission for next year. This whole break about how we
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deserve a trophy. Nobody cares. Four California residents were arrested
in connection with insurance fraud when they claim that a
bear damaged their car. It turns out, though that the
bear was a person in a bear costume. Yes, this
is a real story. The suspects filed a claim with
their insurance company saying that the got into their car,
(15:01):
a twenty ten Rolls Royce Ghost and then damaged the
inside with scratches. The insurance department said. The suspects then
provided a video which showed the bear in the car.
An investigation into the claim took a closer look at
the video and found the bear was actually a human
being in a bear costume. They took the video to
biologists to the California Department of Fish and Wildlife to
(15:22):
look at it, and a biologist said that is a
person in a bear suit, The insurance department said. The
investigators also found two other claims with two different insurance
companies under the suspects names, for the same date and location,
two different cars, same dude in a bear costume. The
insurance department said that those videos also appeared to have
a person in a bear costume and they will not
(15:43):
be paying the one one hundred and forty one thousand
dollars in insurance claims. These people trying to make so
you screwed up your own car, idiot, and I can't.
And the latest thing that you guys are going to
need from a tech standpoint because you need more social
media platform people learned that you got to be on
and now you need them. The sega Emo Jam Dumb pager.
(16:08):
All it does is send emojis to friends who also
have one. So this is like the two way pager generation.
Remember a lot of you may not know this because
you probably weren't even alive, but in the early two thousands,
certain people had their had two way pages, which was
essentially a device that only sent text messages before text
messages were prominent, but you had to have it. You
(16:30):
had to have a two way pager to receive a
two way page. So like the only like our friend
Billy the Kid had one, of course, yeah in two
thousand and one, and it like hung off his belt
and the whole thing. But I'm like, who are you
talking to on that thing? Because you you could only
talk to other people who had one.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Was that when you had the Flavor Saver year He
certainly did.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
He certainly did have a Flavor Saver. Yeah, it is
our friend in Dallas, and but yet I just it
was cool looking and it was expensive and you were like,
oh wow, that's cool. What is that? I'm like, well,
can you text me with it? No, cause you don't
have one, so like you well, that's what I mean.
Like so, I guess it was more of a status symbol.
But this is the Emo Jam. The device is trying
(17:10):
to bring back page your culture of the nineties. The
device doesn't send text or numbers, but it sends up
to eleven hundred original emojis over Wi Fi. You can
arrange up to ten in a row to send you
other That's what I want to do is I want
to go buy this thing and then have to decode
from my buddies. What you know, beer can, eggplant, smiley
(17:30):
face and what does that mean? Does that mean? Okay,
so we're gonna go and drink beer and then hopefully
later that I don't you know what I mean, Like,
it's crazy, But according to Sega, there's an emoji tab
feature Emoji lab rather that you can then put mojis
together into emoji together, into one and then I have
no idea.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
This is not the best use of our time.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
But this is what you're supposed to go buy now?
Is this Sega Emo Jam? And literally the last line
is exactly what I'm talking about. You put a bunch together,
and then I can sit there and try and figure
out what the hell you met. As opposed to using
our words or our mouths to just communicate to.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Each other, we want to make life harder so bad.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Just one more thing. It's National seatbelt Day, National Family
PGA Day. To wear matching pajamas with your family. Do
you guys do that on the holidays. My mom just
tried that over the years, but we don't do it anymore.
One year we had all white, like sweatsuit pants, like
like sweatshirt and okay, Chris, no, we looked we were
in like an insane asylum. We all had all white
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and like the picture looks like we were like in
some sort of a facility. We don't do that anymore.
It's also National pickle Day today as well. Yes for you,
that's for you, Caitlin. The entertainmer reporting blogs will do
them next back in two minutes on The Friend Show,
Three five Kiss that Chicago's number one hit music station show.
This is what's trending. You know, I've never looked, and
I've heard this, and then someone texted, look at how
many calories are in a single crumble cookie? Those stories
that have popped up all over the place, crumble cookies
seven hundred and sixty calories in a one cookie, one
(00:20):
like the basic one, just one? Right? No, I not
yeah right, I don't think you put all kinds of
stuff on it. That's probably not the one that has
like an apple pie on top of it.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
It probably won't include the apple pie in the caloric intake.
Probably not unless it's in the small press.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Like a cookie with a piece of cheesecake on top
of it. That's a crumble cookie. That's what that is. Yeah,
or like or like it's a cookie with it in
like four recent peanut butter full sized recent peanut butter
cups stacked up on top of it. Like, I don't
know if they count that or not taste the same
as the other ones. Yeah, right, sugar, they're so good.
But I will say with the crumble cookies, like I
(00:58):
really can only eat a half or maybe a quarter
at a time. They're so rich, like it will thirty
eight percent fat, fifty six percent carbon, six percent protein.
Is the calorie breakdown is there's so it's like a
stick of butter in every cookie. Allegedly, I'm not man,
I don't want to put that out there. I'm not
a nutritionist. A lot of people think I am when
they look at my figure, They're like, obviously you're you're
(01:20):
a master of nutrition. And the answer is no. I
have no formal training whatsoever. But I look up things
like this, and so imagine that a box. If you
buy like six or twelve of those crumbled cookies. First
of all, it's like eighty dollars. And second of all,
that's like you're carrying around twelve thousand galleries, you know
what I mean, ten thousand calories. Like look at this
cherry cheese cake cookie. It looks cook That's what I'm
(01:43):
killing you. There's a little cookies and then piece okay,
not even a piece cac is on the top of
his cookie.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
That's not a cookie, that's a cake.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
That is it's only four than twenty gallery. Yeah, for
what's the service at a quarter of a cook serving
s per dessert is eight and ten right, because a
serving is half serving? Because right, because they're saying that
a half a cookie is a serving. Now that's not right.
A cookie is a cookie. I haven't a cookie because
(02:14):
I sell those like those cutters that they're supposed to
take their crumble cookie and the cutter puts it into
four and that's supposed to be like a cookie is
one serving. A cookie, I would argue more than one
cookie is a single serving. I would say you got
to have two. Who has one cookie? Everybody has two
cookies if you have a cookie. Yeah, no, I'm upset
(02:35):
by this flavorless sugar. I say, you know, if you're
buying with that, if you're buying a food product and
they're selling you a way to make it smaller, like already,
like they're already for the beginning. They're like, you need
to cut this in quarters. You don't even you can't
even be trusted with the whole cookie. You know? Then no,
at least they're putting that it has milk, unlike Costco
over Oh well, because all this time I've been buying
(02:57):
Costco butter not knowing that they had don't get it,
and then you would sure, man, now I'm suing I'm
suing for sure. Thursday Night Football, Jason Brown, your first
pick of the week, the Commanders and the Eagles. Eagles. Okay,
go with the Eagles tonight. All right, Let's see if
I have some of this Mike Tyson audio because I
(03:17):
can't possibly do it justice. But he's talking again because
he got big fights tomorrow night, isn't it? Yes, it
is tomorrow night on Netflix. Big uh, big Mike Tyson fight.
And this clip is of him talking about how his
kids don't know who he is, well because he was
you know, his his glory days were in the eighties
and nineties for the most part. So if their kids
were really young, if they're if they were born after that,
(03:39):
then they probably wouldn't know who he is. Mike Tyson, though,
he sat down for an interview with Rosie Perez. Of
all people, why not why not? Want to sit down
with Rosie Perez and she has him how she thinks
that his fight with Jake Paul will affect culture. He
said that life is about making the biggest impact before
you die, which prompted her to ask at what point
in his life he realized that. He then began to
(04:01):
detail his hobby of getting high on toad venom, which
he says is put him in touch with God and
told him what to do. So this is the quote
that I'm okay. So imagine Mike Tyson saying this. You
see a toad, you bust its a word you can't say. Oh,
you put it on like a mirror, and it gets hard,
(04:21):
you rub it down until it becomes fine sand, and
then you smoke it. Then you meet God. This is
what God told me to do. That's what Mike Tyson's
saying about toad venom.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
What do you do to the toad?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Well, that's name. It says bust it's p and then
like it's like oh, like it doesn't fill in the
rest of the word. So I'll let you guys play
mad libs with that and figure out what the hell
he's talking about. He says, I know it sounds strange,
but if you do some investigation, people will tell you
about it. I had a shaman. I've done it over
eighty times, ninety times probably Wow. So there you go.
(04:57):
By the way, a crumble cookie is in fact four
servings cookie for serving. I thought the breakdown he just
had had it being four to ten for a serving
and eight ten for a whole cookie, so that would
be two for that particular one. Yeah. Yeah, So I
was supposed to divide one crumble cookie into four and
(05:19):
then I was supposed to eat one and then leave
the other three pieces for the other days or something.
You're out of your mind, pie, it's cookie, It's right. Jesus.
Las Vegas, by the way, is rooting for Jake Paul
to beat Mike Tyson, which is crazy because I think
the rest of the world is rooting for Mike Tyson
(05:41):
to beat Jake Paul, right, I mean, who doesn't want
Does anyone in this room want Jake Paul have beat
Mike the legend Mike Tyson.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
That like the Montana Boys want him to end maybe
Finance Bros.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah. According to bet mgm Paul is a favorite, but
the majority of fans are betting on Tyson to pull
off the upset. I guess what they're calling this against
the YouTuber turned boxer. I mean, this is where we're at.
We got a YouTuber fighting one of the greatest fighters
in the world, who I think is gonna beat his ass.
I really do. I saw some pictures. Here's a video
more video of him fighting I'm not. I wouldn't. I
(06:17):
don't think. I don't think you have enough money for
me to go in the ring. I would die, I.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Mean, And he's got nothing to lose. He's met God,
he's on toads.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
But he was punching so fast. I couldn't even see
his arms moving. And he's sixty years old, right, Like, dude,
I worry, But then again, I also going to be
so sad if he loses, you know, because it's like
this is a gimmick. You know. People are leaving X
for Blue Sky and Threads. Apparently. I thought they tried
(06:46):
to make threads a thing, and threads is not a
thing they did.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
But maybe I want to take my talents elsewhere.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Well. The social media platform exising a massive user exodus.
One day after the presidential election, over one hundred and
fifteen thousand users deactivated their account, the biggest loss users
since Elon Musk bought the platform in twenty twenty two.
X is not releasing those numbers. Other services are. Meanwhile,
alternative text based social media apps are reporting an influx
(07:11):
of users. One million people joined Blue Sky in the
past week, bringing up the count to fifteen million, and
metas Threads has announced AAVX seated two hundred and seventy
five million active users. Now that that one might be deceiving,
because I think if you have an Instagram account, then
you have a Threads account, don't you.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I never signed up something neither, so.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I think that's I think that's kind of I don't
think two hundred and seventy five million people are like
clamoring to get on Threads, right. I do have one,
and I was like, this is the same as all
the rest of them. I don't need one more to update.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I like to win. So many people had Elon blocked
on X that he made it so you can't block
people anymore, so that we couldn't block him.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
In trending stories, the world's most popular password list is
out and uh for the second year in a row,
One two three four five six is on the top
of the list, followed then by one two three four
five six seven eight. Ah got him, You got him,
You got him with that one. No one will ever
figure that one out. Also on the list password forty
(08:10):
and secret and quirty because it goes it's the first
whatever it is five across the top. That's why. That's
why that works across the keyping.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Mine is someone's name in this room?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Insane?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Well, people's name.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
In this room? Yes, thank you, honored forty one, two three,
forty one one one one one one one. I love
that one, but you know what not to be undone
by one, two, three, four, five, no, six, no, seven,
eight or nine. Your past was number nine on the
(08:43):
list of the most common passwords secret.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
What was Biden's son's past?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, a position and then a
secret in his promise, wouldn't it It is.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Pretty much positions yeah in numbers.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah, and then finally riding out the top ten of
the most popular passwords in twenty twenty four, whatever year
we are in one two three one two three bet yeah,
you guys are welcome. It's content like this that makes
us not award winning, get in the door. We don't
even get invited to the awards, No, we just Jason
(09:29):
had to be a waiter. There was a Radio awards
ceremony yesterday and Jason had to serve drinks to people
who's real beating the rate. It's crazy, like, how did
that happen? Jason? You need to I love you so much. Jason.
There's no butt here, there's no But I love you
so much period next time you don't, and I love
you because you want to help everybody all the time
(09:52):
and you never say no to anything. But unfortunately there
are I feel like at times there are things that
you're asked to do that are far far beneath you.
At this point, we need you to not where the
Brittany had set and wrangle other radio personalities winning awards
when we're the number one. Well yeah, actually I think
the last week we were eleventh, but like the week
before that, definitely number one. So week by week, guys,
(10:14):
it's that crazy. Depending on the week. Yeah, oh yeah, no,
last week we were total idiots. The week before that
revolutionary content that we were putting out. This week, who knows,
there's really no telling. We may get beaten by that
AM Polar station. It's possible. But you had to you
you were helping out because for for whatever reason, our
people were the ones putting on this where we were
(10:37):
like the crew of this local radio awards thing yesterday,
and for some reason you were the one that had
to go out and wrangle all the presenters who are
our competitors. You don't work for there you you I don't,
I don't want you. I don't do that anymore. Don't
do that, you're above it. I'm here to tell from
now on, I want you to call me every week
with your calendar. We're going to go through it and
(10:59):
I'm going to tell you. I'm gonna tell you, or
just attachment to your calendar and no, no, no, and
I'm just gonna go ahead and cancel. I'm gonna r
s VP for everything that I think you're above, which
is most of it. It's gonna be like, sorry, he
can't go to that. I'll be your people. It's not
even above like you were eligible to win one. Like
(11:22):
if Leonardo DiCaprio's not up for an Emmy or an
he doesn't, he doesn't then hit out the Cannipas the
next year. You know what I'm saying, Like he wasn't
in a movie, so he can't win one. We've already
won one, so I guess we're not gonna win another one,
So it's for whatever it is. But like, oh, honestly,
actually didn't submit. So that's part of the reason. It's
hard to win an award when you actually don't submit.
(11:43):
But I've got top secret people on the inside who
confirmed there was no submission. Because I'm relentless and I
will not give up until I get to the I
hired a private investigator earlier, I hired a cybersecurity team,
and we got into the system and we do what
we had to do, so we didn't even submit. But
that doesn't mean that you have to work there. Things
(12:06):
just happen to me sometimes and then when I'm in it,
I'm like, wow, like this is this is happening, this
is my life.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah, got it.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
It's just funny because like the i Heeradium Music Festival. Okay,
so you were on and I'm not saying this to
be boastful, like I'm not, but like this is the
large radio show in a number of large cities that
does very well, is very successful. And then you go
to the Heredium Music Festival because you're also in the
marketing team on the marketing team, so they have you
doing things there that are like marketing and promotions related,
(12:34):
and these executives are walking by and like handing you
their empty coffee cup because they don't know because they'd
never met you, because no one's ever put you in
the context off he's on the frend Show, because as
soon as they and you won't tell him because you're
because you're too humble, but as soon as you did,
they would be so humiliated that they just handed you
their empty coffee cup or asked you to go get
them water or something. But you won't do that because
(12:56):
that's not you. It's kind of giving undercover boss. I
kind of like seeing how people, how people liked.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
A few people differently. Yes, when I worked it.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Do you know he works on the Freight show. That's
everybody knows. You hand your empty coffee up to me,
not to Jackson. That's what I'm boring.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Competition. I can't I mind can't wrap around.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Now, don't know. Everyone knows I'm the human trash can
It's fine, like I just walk around with the trash
bag of the Radio Music Festival.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Nobody from the Fresh Show was like present to like
attend there.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Also, we also weren't invited.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Jackson is right.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
The present. It's like, well, so which one are you are?
I don't want you doing that anymore. I'm too proud
of you for that. We're not. You're on in the
mornings too, were not. We're not all right.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
They're like are you taking from the sports report?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah? I love that you're a man of the people,
and I love that you want to help everybody. And
I love that you'll never say no. But I need
you to say no next time. Okay that one thing.
Let's have a little meeting once a week and you
just tell me what they're asking you to do, and
I'll tell you what you're gonna do. And I'll be
happy to tell them what you what I don't want
you doing. I'll be happy to be like Jason Brant
is a treasure and he's above that. Just so you know. So,
(14:19):
how about this guys? Four canty? Where are they from?
Give me a crumble? Where is there a crumble? Cookie?
Why did we win an award? I can't say, California?
What do you mean? What did I do? I just,
you know what, that's what I deserve. After going on
for five minutes about how legendary we are, that's our
submission for next year. This whole break about how we
(14:40):
deserve a trophy. Nobody cares. Four California residents were arrested
in connection with insurance fraud when they claim that a
bear damaged their car. It turns out, though that the
bear was a person in a bear costume. Yes, this
is a real story. The suspects filed a claim with
their insurance company saying that the got into their car,
(15:01):
a twenty ten Rolls Royce Ghost and then damaged the
inside with scratches. The insurance department said. The suspects then
provided a video which showed the bear in the car.
An investigation into the claim took a closer look at
the video and found the bear was actually a human
being in a bear costume. They took the video to
biologists to the California Department of Fish and Wildlife to
(15:22):
look at it, and a biologist said that is a
person in a bear suit, The insurance department said. The
investigators also found two other claims with two different insurance
companies under the suspects names, for the same date and location,
two different cars, same dude in a bear costume. The
insurance department said that those videos also appeared to have
a person in a bear costume and they will not
(15:43):
be paying the one one hundred and forty one thousand
dollars in insurance claims. These people trying to make so
you screwed up your own car, idiot, and I can't.
And the latest thing that you guys are going to
need from a tech standpoint because you need more social
media platform people learned that you got to be on
and now you need them. The sega Emo Jam Dumb pager.
(16:08):
All it does is send emojis to friends who also
have one. So this is like the two way pager generation.
Remember a lot of you may not know this because
you probably weren't even alive, but in the early two thousands,
certain people had their had two way pages, which was
essentially a device that only sent text messages before text
messages were prominent, but you had to have it. You
(16:30):
had to have a two way pager to receive a
two way page. So like the only like our friend
Billy the Kid had one, of course, yeah in two
thousand and one, and it like hung off his belt
and the whole thing. But I'm like, who are you
talking to on that thing? Because you you could only
talk to other people who had one.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Was that when you had the Flavor Saver year He
certainly did.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
He certainly did have a Flavor Saver. Yeah, it is
our friend in Dallas, and but yet I just it
was cool looking and it was expensive and you were like,
oh wow, that's cool. What is that? I'm like, well,
can you text me with it? No, cause you don't
have one, so like you well, that's what I mean.
Like so, I guess it was more of a status symbol.
But this is the Emo Jam. The device is trying
(17:10):
to bring back page your culture of the nineties. The
device doesn't send text or numbers, but it sends up
to eleven hundred original emojis over Wi Fi. You can
arrange up to ten in a row to send you
other That's what I want to do is I want
to go buy this thing and then have to decode
from my buddies. What you know, beer can, eggplant, smiley
(17:30):
face and what does that mean? Does that mean? Okay,
so we're gonna go and drink beer and then hopefully
later that I don't you know what I mean, Like,
it's crazy, But according to Sega, there's an emoji tab
feature Emoji lab rather that you can then put mojis
together into emoji together, into one and then I have
no idea.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
This is not the best use of our time.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
But this is what you're supposed to go buy now?
Is this Sega Emo Jam? And literally the last line
is exactly what I'm talking about. You put a bunch together,
and then I can sit there and try and figure
out what the hell you met. As opposed to using
our words or our mouths to just communicate to.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Each other, we want to make life harder so bad.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Just one more thing. It's National seatbelt Day, National Family
PGA Day. To wear matching pajamas with your family. Do
you guys do that on the holidays. My mom just
tried that over the years, but we don't do it anymore.
One year we had all white, like sweatsuit pants, like
like sweatshirt and okay, Chris, no, we looked we were
in like an insane asylum. We all had all white
(18:29):
and like the picture looks like we were like in
some sort of a facility. We don't do that anymore.
It's also National pickle Day today as well. Yes for you,
that's for you, Caitlin. The entertainmer reporting blogs will do
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