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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I just need one Disney producer to be driving somewhere
in for one day.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Angle that dude's voice. He should be the voice of
a turtle. Fred's show is on a Voice of the Turtle.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Checking in Thursday, November fourteenth, Hi Kalin, Hi Jason Brown,
Rufios here, Hello, good morning, Paulina Hike Shelby is Monday
next hour in the showdown Belahamin on the phones in
the text eight five five five nine one three five
you can reach out any time. Trending stories headlines to
start your Thursday. We're gonna have a little rave. Apparently

(00:35):
Bob and Rich are going to play in just a minute.
Come on, wow, come on, kick you give us a
little sun.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yeah yeah, I could be the opening up act for
Bobby Rich.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, come on, everybody put their hands together. We're not
really lean waiting rock so off. I don't know this.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Ves with it, I don't know dubstep rapping.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Apparently that's what we're doing. Trending stories coming up. Headlines
to start sure Thursday. The entertainmer up board and blogs
This hour Canada, What are you working on?

Speaker 4 (01:13):
One of the richest men in the world hopped on
a song with tea pain and I don't know what's
going to happen next in this crazy world.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, yeah, I'm scared. Yeah, it makes a lot of sense.
I feel scared. I can see how this would happen.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
I can't every day, No ever, I can because every
day I wake up and I'm like, oh, we're doing
what right?

Speaker 2 (01:31):
We've got monkeys, we've every day is a new adventure. Right.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
I wake up and I, you know, four o'clock in
the morning, I get my phone. I started scrolling see
what I've missed, you know, since I went to bed
at four pm the day before. And it's crazy. We
got koalas in people's beds.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
We got well is that how they got you know what?

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Maybe they were in the bed, you know Australia koalas
in the bed. We got monkeys escaping from places, we
got we got all kinds of people. Now who are
government officials? And I who have you been before? Right?
Things are crazy? Things are crazy? Throwback throw down Thursday,
that's coming up. Yay, everybody's so happy about that. Waiting

(02:11):
by the phone. This morning jingle ball tickets this morning
money on this show, A bunch of chances to win
a thousand bucks, so thank you for having us. I'm
going through our ideas for today. I'm going through everyone's contributions,
and I'm this is actually just burning a hole in
my pocket.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Kaylan. I just realized what you wrote, Kaylen.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
I just realized they've been reading calories wrong my whole life,
and my life has changed. What have you been doing
skipping portion size pretty much?

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yes or whatever? Yes, So like I'm not.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
Like a calorie counter or looker, but sometimes if my
jeans get a little tight, you know, I'm like, we
should probably just check these out, you know, a little bit,
be a little mindful of what we're got the labels
you're saying, Yeah, but I'm not like obsessive about it,
but I'll go like I'll look at packages of things
and be.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Like, oh my god, this is so healthy. Thirty cans.
What are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (03:01):
And I didn't look at I thought that that was
in the whole package. Now I knew that there was
also a serving size that they told you, you know, like,
be mindful. This is how much a person should happen.
Now I always ignore that. I mean, I eat the
whole box of mac and cheese.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Who does it? But I didn't look at.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
How many serving sizes the calories would be.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
You know, it's per one serving, correct, right, which is
of cookies, which is messed up.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
It's messed up because, as you know, for the longest time.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
I thought that little pint of ice cream that you
could buy in the convenience store, that little size, and
I thought to me, that's a single service. Is okay?
It turns out that's for four people. But I mean
that's crazy because it turns out that's a thousand calories.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
But like, who knew, right, So my little bit saying
that I thought was healthy, it's like two point five
are in this whole package.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
I'm like, this.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Little package is for two point five servings.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
How small are these people writing these labels telling you?

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Or like luckily that I think they have a regulation
about this too, because for a while they were there
putting us have to look like it should be single serving,
but it was really like two like a bottle of something.
It'll be like, here's a bottle. I just got a
bottle of soda or something like. That's not two servings.
That's one serving. I'm splitting that with Jason.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Whatever it is. No, that's for me right, that's for
one fat man, right, this one? So stop misleading please.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
And also like the calories is so big on the package,
one hundred You're like, and then you're really tiny underneath
two cookies.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
I'm like what? Or like even like sometimes, you know,
I go to Trader Joe's.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
I always like to try something new, you know, even
like a little bag of like nuts or something.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
I'm like, nuts are healthy? You know what I mean?
It says seven servings and one small bag. Are you kidding?
We need to call lawyers.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
This is not right. And so I'm just like, oh,
this is healthy. So like literally for.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Years, sex thinking, oh I'm eating so healthy. No wonder
my jeans. You're eating for three? Yeah? And who hear
these three small people? I don't know, And I do
feel really stupid. So if you're thinking that, so am I.
No one thinks you're stupid. I know I did the
same thing.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
I'm like, this looks to me like something that only
one person should need, and it turns out that it's
for many people. Apparently. I'm trying to find the story.
I guess they found the guy who who the Uzbekistan guy, Oh,
the Wisconsin guy supposedly they found him, the guy who
uh yeah, but I can't find that. I can't find

(05:28):
the story about where they found him.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
How crazy was that TikTok of him doing an interview
about that and.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
That people are saying it wasn't really him, but I
don't know. I saw the same TikTok. So there was
a TikTok supposedly of a woman asking bystanders questions and
the dude stopped who looked just like this guy and
was like, hey, you know, I'm what do you think
I moved to Uzbekistan for a woman basically, and she
was like asking questions and then but I was going

(05:53):
through the comments and people were like, it's not him,
but I looked like him to me.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
So I heard that too.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
But someone's saying that they someone texted, which of course
I believe everything that's texted in here that they found
the guy, but I don't know. I don't know where
if they did, I can't find the story. So anyway,
Mike Tyson and toad Venom again but not the first time,
we talked about Mike Tyson and toad Venom a new
social media platform several actually that you need, but we

(06:19):
can get rid of one, and I'll tell you which one.
The most popular passwords have been announced. It's just like
how sway how a fraud like no other fraud that
I've heard of. I mean, creativity points, stupidity points, all
at the same time, all of that eight once trending
in the Entertainment report. Next on the French show, We're

(06:40):
back in two minutes after Chapel Run one on three
to five Kiss FM, Chicago's number one hit music.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Station, show this is what's trending.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
You know, I've never looked, and I've heard this, And
then someone texted, look at how many calories are in
a single crumble cookie. Those stories that have popped up
all over the place Crumble cookies seven hundred and sixty
calories in a one cookie, one like.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
The basic one, just one? Right? No? I not? I
yeah right, I don't think you put all kinds of
stuff on it.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
That's probably not the one that has like an apple
pie on top of it.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
It probably won't.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
Include the apple pie in the caloric intake.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Probably not unless it's in the small press.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Like a cookie with a piece of cheesecake on top
of it. That's a crumble cookie. That's what that is, yeah,
or like or like it's a cookie with it in
like four resiss peanut butter full sized recent peanut butter
cups stacked up on top of it. Like I don't
know if they count that or not taste the same
as the other ones. Yeah, right, sugar, they're so good.
But I will say with the Crumble cookies, like I

(07:40):
really can only eat a half or maybe a quarter
at a time. They're so rich, like it will thirty
eight percent fat, fifty six percent carbon, six percent protein.
Is the calorie breakdown is there's so it's like a
stick of butter in every cookie. Allegedly, I'm not man,
I don't want to put that out there. I'm not
a nutritionist. A lot of people think I am when
they look at my figure. They're like, obviously you're you're

(08:02):
a master of nutrition. And the answer is no, I
have no formal training whatsoever. But I look up things
like this, and so imagine that a box. If you
buy like six or twelve of those Crumble cookies. First
of all, it's like eighty dollars. And second of all,
that's like you're carrying around twelve thousand galleries. You know,
what I mean ten thousand calories.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Like, look at this cherry cheese cake cookie. It looks cooking.
That's what I'm telling you. There's a little cookies and
then have one. Okay, not even a piece of cake
is on the top of his cookie. That's not a cookie,
that's a cake. That is it's only four to twenty gallery. Yeah,
for what's the servings at a quarter of a cookie?

(08:42):
Serving per serv per dessert is eight hundred and ten right,
because a serving is half a serving half that's.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Because right, because they're saying that a half a cookie
is a serving.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Now that's not right. A cookie is a cookie. I
haven't a cookie because I sell those like those cutters
that you're supposed to take the crumble cookie and the
clutter puts it into four and that's supposed to be
Like a cookie is one serving a cookie?

Speaker 1 (09:07):
I would argue more than one cookie is a single survey.
I would say you gotta have two. Who has one cookie?
Everybody has two cookies if you have a cookie. Yeah, No,
I'm upset by this flavorless sugar. You know, if you're
buying with that, if you're buying it a food product
and they're selling you a way to make it smaller.
You like already, like they're already for the beginning. They're like,

(09:28):
you need to cut this in quarters. You don't even
you can't even be trusted with the whole cookie.

Speaker 6 (09:32):
You know.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
Then no, at least they're putting that it has milk,
unlike Costco over Oh well, because.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
All this time I've been buying Costco butter not knowing
that they had milk in it.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
And then you was sure. Man, now I'm suing. I'm
suing for sure. Thursday Night Football, Jason Brown, your first
pick of the week, the Commanders and the Eagles.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Eagles. Okay, go with the Eagles tonight.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
All right, Let's see if I have some of this
Mike Tyson audio because I can't possibly do it justice.
But he's talking again because he got his big fights
tomorrow night.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Isn't it.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yes, it is tomorrow night on Netflix, big uh, big
Mike Tyson fight. This clip is him talking about how
his kids don't know who he is well because he
was you know, his glory days were in the eighties
and nineties for the most part. So if their kids
were really young, if if they were born after that,
then they probably wouldn't know who he is. Mike Tyson,
though he sat down for an interview with Rosie Perez

(10:26):
of all people, why not why not sit down with
Rosie Perez and she has him how she thinks that
his fight with Jake Paul will affect culture. He said
that life is about making the biggest impact before you die,
which prompted her to ask at what point in his
life he realized that. He then began to detail his
hobby of getting high on toad venom, which he says

(10:46):
is put him in touch with God and told him
what to do. So this is the quote that I'm okay.
So imagine Mike Tyson saying this. You see a toad,
you bust its award. You can't say, oh, put it
on like a mirror and it gets hard, you rub
it down until it becomes fine sand, and then you

(11:07):
smoke it. Then you meet God. This is what God
told me to do. That's what Mike Tyson's saying about
toad venom. What do you do to the well that's name,
It says, bust it's p and then like it's like
like it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Fill in the rest of the world.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
So I'll let you guys play mad libs with that
and figure out what the hell he's talking about. He says,
I know it sounds strange, but if you do some investigation,
people will tell you about it.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
I had a shaman.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
I've done it over eighty times, ninety times probably, Wow,
So there you go. By the way, crumble cookie is
in fact four servings one cookie for serving. The breakdown
he just had had it being four to ten for
a serving and eight ten for a whole cookie, so
that would be two for that particular one.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah, So I'm supposed to divide one crumble cookie into
four and then I'm supposed to eat one and then
leave the other three pieces for the other days or something.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
You're out of your mind. It's cookie. Jesus.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Las Vegas, by the way, is rooting for Jake Paul
to beat Mike Tyson, which is crazy because I think
the rest of the world is rooting for Mike Tyson
to beat Jake Paul, Right, I mean, who doesn't want
Does anyone in this room want Jake Paul have beat
Mike the legend Mike Tyson.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
I that like the Montana Boys want him to end
Maybe Finance Bros.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yeah, according to bet MGM.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Paul is a favorite, but the majority of fans are
betting on Tyson to pull off the upset. I guess
what they're calling this against the YouTuber turned boxer. I mean,
this is where we're at. We got a YouTuber fighting
one of the greatest fighters in the world, who I
think is gonna beat his ass. I really do. I
saw some pictures. Yeah, there's a video more video of
him fighting. I'm not I wouldn't. I don't think. I

(12:59):
don't think you have enough money for me to go
in the ring. I would die.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
I mean, and he's got nothing to lose. He's met God,
he's on toads that he.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Was punching so fast I couldn't even see his arms moving.
And he's sixty years old, right, Like, dude, I worry,
But then again, I also going to be so sad
if he loses, you know, cause it's like this is
a gimmick. You know, people are leaving X for Blue
Sky and threads. Apparently. I thought they tried to make

(13:29):
threads a thing, and threads is not a thing they did.
But maybe I want to take my talents elsewhere.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Well. The social media platform exissing a massive user exodus.
One day after the presidential election, over one hundred and
fifteen thousand users deactivated their account, the biggest loss in
users since Elon Musk bought the platform in twenty twenty two.
X is not releasing those numbers. Other services are. Meanwhile,
alternative text based social media apps are reporting an influx
of users. One million people joined blue Sky in the

(13:56):
past week, bringing up the count to fifteen million, and
met us threat has announced AVAC seated two hundred and
seventy five million active users. Now that that one might
be deceiving, because I think if you have an Instagram account,
then you have a Thread's account, don't you.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
I never signed up neither, so I think.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
That's I think that's kind of I don't think two
hundred and seventy five million people are like clamoring to
get on Threads, right. I do have one, and I
was like, this is the same as all the rest
of them. I don't need one more to update.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
I like to whin so many people had Elon blocked
on X that he made it so you can't block
people anymore, so that we couldn't block him.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
In trending stories, the world's most popular password list is
out and uh for the second year in a row.
One two, three, four, five six is on the top
of the list, followed then by one two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight nine.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
All got him, You got him, You got him with
that one. No one will ever figure that one out.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Also on the list password forty and secret and quirty
because it goes it's the first whatever it is five
across the top, that's why.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
That's why words yeah across the KEYPD. Mine is someone's
name in this room? Insane? Well two people's name in
this room?

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yeah, thank you honored forty one two three, forty one
one one one one one one.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Oh that's good. I love that one.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
But you know what not to be o'done by one
two three, four, five, no, six, no, seven, eight or nine.
This is your past was number nine on the list
of the most common passwords.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Secret, what was Biden's son's pass.

Speaker 7 (15:35):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah a position and then.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
It was falling his promise, wasn't it? It is much
the rebranded positions yeah in numbers.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah, and then finally riding out the top ten of
the most popular passwords in twenty twenty four, whatever year
we are in one two three one two three bet. Yeah,
you guys are welcome. It's content like this that makes
us not award winning. We even get invited to the awards. No,

(16:10):
we just Jason had to be a waiter. There was
a Radio Awards ceremony yesterday and Jason had to serve
drinks to people who's rebating the.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Ra It's crazy. How did that happen?

Speaker 8 (16:21):
Jason?

Speaker 1 (16:22):
You need I love you so much, Jason, and there's
no butt here, there's no but I love you so much, period,
you don't. And I love you because you want to
help everybody all the time and you never say no
to anything. But unfortunately there I feel like at times
there are things that you're asked to do that are far,
far beneath you. At this point, we need you to

(16:44):
not where the Brittany had set and wrangle other radio
personalities winning awards when we're the number one. Well actually
I think the last week we were eleventh, but like
the week before that, definitely number one. So week by week, guys,
it's that crazy.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Depending on the week. Yeah, oh yeah, last week we
were total idiots.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
A week before that revolutionary content that we were putting
out this week, who knows there's really no telling.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
We may get beaten by that AM polar station.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
It's possible, but you have you you were helping out
because for for whatever reason, our people were the ones
putting on this where we were like the crew of
this local radio awards thing yesterday, and for some reason,
you were the one that had to go out and
wrangle all the presenters who are our competitors.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
You don't work for there, you you. I don't, I
don't want you. I don't do that anymore. Don't do that.
You're above it.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
I'm here to tell from now on, I want you
to call me every week with your calendar. We're going
to go through it and I'm going to tell you
which I'm going to tell you, or just attach me
to your calendar and no, no, and I'm just gonna
go ahead and cancel. I'm gonna r s VP for
everything that I think you're above, which is most of it.
It's gonna be like, sorry, he can't go to that.
I'll be your people.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
It's not even above like you were eligible to win
one of those ye.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Like I Leanardo DiCaprio's not up for an Emmy or
or an he doesn't he doesn't then hit out the
Cannapas next year. You know what I'm saying, Like he
wasn't in a movie, so he can't win one. We've
already won one, so I guess we're not gonna win
another one. So it's for whatever it is. But like, oh,
actually actually didn't submit. So that's part of the reason.
It's hard to win an award when you actually don't submit.

(18:25):
But I've got top secret people on the inside who
confirmed there was no submission. Because I'm relentless and I
will not give up until I get to the I
hired a private investigator earlier, I hired a cybersecurity team,
and we got into the system and we did what
we had to do.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
So we didn't even submit. But that doesn't mean that
you have to work there. Things just happen to me
sometimes and then when I'm in it, I'm like, wow,
like this is this is happening, this is my life. Yeah,
got it.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
It's just funny because like the Heredium music test of Okay,
so you were on I'm not saying this to be boastful,
like I'm not, but like this is the large radio
show in a number of large cities that does very well,
is very successful. And then you go to the her
Radio Music Festival because you're also in the marketing team
on the marketing team, so they have you doing things
there that are like marketing and promotions related, and these

(19:17):
executives are walking by and like handing you their empty
coffee cup because they don't know because they never met you,
because no one's ever put you in the context off
he's on the Fred Show. Because as soon as they
and you won't tell him because you're because you're too humble,
but as soon as you did, they would be so
humiliated that they just handed you their empty coffee cup
or asked you to go get them water or something.
But you won't do that because that's not you. It's

(19:39):
kind of giving undercover boss.

Speaker 9 (19:41):
I kind of like.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
How people how people differently he works on the show's
everybody knows you hand your empty coffee cup to me,
not to Jickson. That's what I'm for it, competition. I
can't I mind can't wrap around.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Now, don't know. Everyone knows I'm the human trash can.
It's fine, like I just walk around with the trash
bag of the radio music festival.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Nobody from the Fresh Show was like present to attend
me there. We also weren't invited. Jason is present. It's like, so,
which one are you are?

Speaker 1 (20:26):
I don't want you doing that anymore. I'm too proud
of you for that. We're not You're on in the
mornings too.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
We're not all right? Are you taking from the sports report?

Speaker 9 (20:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:38):
I love that you're a man of the people, and
I love that you want to help everybody, and I
love that you'll never say no. But I need you
to say no next time. Okay, that one thing. Let's
have a little meeting once a week and you just
tell me what they're asking you to do, and I'll
tell you what you're gonna do. And I'll be happy
to tell them what you what I don't want you doing.
I'll be happy to be like Jason brand is a
treasure and he's above that.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Just so you know. So, how about this, guys four?
Where are they from? Give me a crumble? Where is
there a crumble? Cookie? Why did we win an award?
I can't stay California? What what did I do?

Speaker 1 (21:13):
I just you know what, that's what I deserve. After
going on for five minutes about how legendary.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
We are, that's our submission for next year. This whole
break about how we deserve a trophy. Nobody cares.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Four California residents were arrested in connection with insurance fraud
when they claimed that a bear damaged their car. It
turns out, though, that the bear was a person in
a bear costume. Yes, this is a real story. The
suspects filed a claim with their insurance company saying that
a bear got into their car, a twenty ten Rolls
Royce Ghost, and then damaged the inside with scratches. The

(21:47):
insurance department said. The suspects then provided a video which
showed the bear in the car. An investigation into the
claim took a closer look at the video and found
the bear was actually a human being in a bear costume.
They took the video to biologists to the California Department
of Fish and Wildlife to look at it, and the
biologist said that is a person in a bear suit.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
The insurance department said.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
The investigators also found two other claims with two different
insurance companies under the suspects names, for the same date
and location, two different cars, same dude in a bear costume.
The insurance department said that those videos also appeared to
have a person in a bear costume and they will
not be paying the hundred one hundred and forty one
thousand dollars in insurance claims these people trying to make

(22:31):
So you screwed.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Up your own car, idiot, and I can't.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
And the latest thing that you guys are going to
need from a tech standpoint, because you need more social
media platforms people learned that you got to be on
and now you need the the sega Emo Jam dumb pager.
All it does is send emojis to friends who also
have one. So this is like the two way pager generation.

(22:58):
Remember a lot of you may not know this because
you probably weren't even alive, but in the early two thousands,
certain people had their had two way pages, which was
essentially a device that only sent text messages before text
messages were prominent. But you had to have you had
to have a two way pager to receive a two
way page. So like the only like our friend Billy

(23:18):
the Kid had one, of course, yeah in two thousand
and one, and it like hung off his belt and
the whole thing. But I'm like, who are you talking
to on that thing? Because you you could only talk
to other people.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Who had one, was that when he had the Flavor
Saver year he certainly did. He certainly did have a
Flavor Saver.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Yeah, it is our friend in Dallas, and but yet
I just it was cool looking and it was expensive,
and you were like, oh wow, that's cool.

Speaker 9 (23:38):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (23:39):
I'm like, well, can you text me with it? No,
because you don't have one, so like you well, that's
what I mean. Like, so, I guess it was more
of a status symbol.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
But this.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Is the Emo Jam. The device is trying to bring
back pagr culture of the nineties. The device doesn't send
text or numbers, but it sends up to eleven hundred
original emojis over Wi Fi. You can arrange up to
ten in a row to send you others. That's what
I want to do is I want to go buy
this thing and then have to decode from my buddies.
What you know, beer can, eggplant, smiley face?

Speaker 2 (24:14):
What does that mean? Does that mean?

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Okay, so we're gonna go and drink beer and then
hopefully later that I you know what I mean. Like,
it's crazy, But according to Sega, there's an emoji tab feature,
Emoji Lab rather that you can then put mojis together
into emoji together into one and then.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
I have no idea. This is not the best use
of our time.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
But this is what you're supposed to go buy now?
Is this sega emo jam? And literally the last line
is exactly what I'm talking about. You put a bunch
together and then I get to sit there and try
and figure out what the hell you met As opposed
to using our words and or a mouse to just communicate.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
To each other. I want to make life harder so bad.
Just one more thing.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
It's National seatbelt Day, National Family PJA Day to wear
matching pajamas with your family. Do you guys do that
on the holidays? My mom just tried that over the years,
but we don't do it anymore. One year we had
all white like sweatsuit pants, like like sweatshirt and okay,
christ no, look, we were in like an insane asiluce.
We all had all white and like the picture looks

(25:12):
like we were like in some sort of a facility.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
We don't do that anymore. It's also National pickle Day
today as well. Yes for you, that's for you. Caitlin.
The Entertainer Reportant blogs will do him next back in
two minutes on the Fred Show. Calin's Entertainment Report, He's
on the Fresh Show.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
Looks like Nelly won't be charged after he was arrested
in Saint Louis at a casino back in August. A
spokesperson for the Saint Louis County Prosecuting Attorney's office, so
they don't believe the facts in this case, a warrant,
an issuing of charges, which I agree.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Remember if you forgot about this. He was arrested August
seventh on an outstanding.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
Warrant for no proof of insurance and state police allege
that he had four ecstasy pills. And this all happened
at the casino after he wanted to huge chunk of
money and they told him they had to do a
background check in order to give him the money he won,
which Nelly right in Saint Louis.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Right. If there's any place where you should be from here,
there's my album that things about Saint Louis all day.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
If any person should be like given carte blanche in
any town, it's Nelly and Saint Louis, lou And.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
He's proud, He's proud, exactly, Okay, I got it what
I want to know.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
People think it's what's happening now, but it's what's happening.
It's popping tonight. People think it's something else though, but
just can know.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Yeah, do it.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
If you want to go and take a ride with me.
What was he doing with three women? He's doing something
with three women. If you want to go and take
a ride with me.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
With three women they get high with him? Oh, must
be then I don't understand. He must be, but he's
not getting the money. Must be the money. They don't
know who the hell he is. No hell is going on,
but they don't.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
They don't do background checks on people who win money
at casino, so that's ridiculous. And I guess he didn't
even know he had a warrant, so they didn't think
that he was going to get charged.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
And he's not free. My boy, Nelly, I love him.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
After singer Zach Bryan said he was no longer touring,
remember he said, I think he was getting his like
masters in Paris, he announced he has a gig plan
for next summer at Medlife Stadium in New Jersey. He
shared the news on his social which even though he's
going through all this drama that's social He is posting
and posting and posting. A lot of the posts don't
make sense. He said, always been a dream to play

(27:42):
Medlife Stadium. So we're doing it with Kings of Leon
on July twentieth next year, and you can get tickets
tomorrow if you're interested. But yeah, he's got a lot
going on. Dave Pornoy released another disc track, so.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
This, Yeah, okay, what about him. That's a big stadium
for Kings of Lea. Well, Zach can fill it. I
mean if he makes it. If he shows up to
this thing. Girl, I don't know what's going on with him.
He's starting to scare me. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
Okay, So this is for my Real Housewife fans, because
Real House of Beverly Hills Teddy Mellencamp, who if you
don't watch, is John Cougar Mellencamp's daughter.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
She had an affair with her horse trainer, Simon Schroeder. Yeah,
likely story. It always is the horse trainers, right right,
So your girl got a horse trainer or you did?
You know what I'm saying, one of those. She's one
of the first questions I asked, pardon me to meet you.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
Are you into extracurricular activities, your hobbies, any.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Sort of instructor? Oh, horses, is that right? Okay?

Speaker 4 (28:55):
Let aman. She was still very much married to her husband, Edwin.
Now Simon was also married, and the streets are saying
that Simon was with Teddy when his wife was giving birth.
They missed his child's birth for this affair with this
real housewife, Teddy, as you know. And Edwin did speak

(29:17):
to Carly, who is his wife, and she confirmed the affair.
Teddy isn't excusing her behavior, but I guess she says
that he has also cheated her husband a lot. And
they announced recently that they are splitting after thirteen.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Years of marriage.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
They always said that it was just a one night stand,
that they just kind of got married afterwards. They were
never expecting that, but an affair with her horse trainer,
I did not see that coming.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
On the Bingo card.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
If you want to catch up on anything you missed
from the Fred Show, I mean, there's really no excuse
to not listen live. But if for some chance you
do you miss it, you can download the free iHeartRadio
app and you can get everything Fred's fun Fact, Paulina's game,
definitely gonna be Paulina Kiki karaoke everything.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
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Speaker 1 (30:00):
Hi Martha, Hi Martha, So you and your and your
ten year old daughter are listening. And she we were
talking about the the new Sega Pagr emoji, Paige, and
only you can you and your friends can get this
and send each other emojis, because it's not as though
we can already do that.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
But your daughter said what?

Speaker 10 (30:18):
Then she asked me if I was alive in nineteen
seventy six?

Speaker 6 (30:24):
What?

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (30:25):
And what?

Speaker 2 (30:25):
And why was nineteen seventy six so significant? I'm just curious.
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (30:31):
We were just talking about old things, and she's got
some collectible coins and she heard you guys talking about
old pagers and I was a kid when they were out,
but I'm not old enough to have one, and they
were and I think it just popped into her head
and she was like, oh, were you alive in nineteen
seventy six? And I said, not for more than a decade.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
After that, yeah, back in the old one days. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
I wonder if what's your daughter's name? I wonder if
we handed Adriana Paiger, if she would even know what
it was or what to do with it. I wonder
how many people have never even seen one.

Speaker 11 (31:11):
That's true.

Speaker 10 (31:11):
I tried to get her one of those Tamagotchi toys
a while ago, and it did not.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Oh, she wasn't interested in trying to keep a little,
fake little thing alive.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
She wasn't.

Speaker 10 (31:20):
You got it going, No, she got it going, but
it died.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
My niece.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Yeah, I got bored quickly with it too, which which
parenting probably use him for me, because I was like,
this is boring, and I just set it down and
ignored it.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Yeah, that's the reason I have anxiety. My thing. I
was like, I gotta feed this damn toll I always wants.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Yeah, dude, everybody, dude, I don't know I'm doing mar
Thank you, thanks for listening. Have a great day, dude.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
You Bye.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Everybody had to have one of those things, and there
was like a run on them. What was this like
maybe the late nineties. Everybody had to got a sense
like a lot.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
Brought it back my we we got it from my niece,
both my nieces last year and ones just like I
give up.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
The other one was like bringing it to school and
like trying to keep it alive. The other one was like,
this thing wants to eat too much, it never wants
to sleep, and she just stopped it. Which one sapped
and which one took us?

Speaker 5 (32:11):
The older one, the more motherly one, took it to
school and was just like trying to keep this thing alive.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
The young one one, yeah, yeah. The other one just like,
forget this. I should have been aside.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
I think when I was like, you know, ten years old,
and I'm like, I'm bored with this after fifteen minutes,
like this thing is way too demanding, committent, like I
got to keep it alive.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
This isn't for me. Let's blogs next. After I already
on a vaciame two minutes went on three five FM,
Chicago's number one hit music station.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Frend show is on text State five five five nine
three five. I introduced my kids to TV shows I
used to watch when I was growing up in the nineties.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
I do too. I do that with Jason to my kids,
like shows from ten years ago.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Jason, He's like, I don't know, look he saw air,
but yeah I did see it, right, But then you
yeah for the random things that you do know, But
this is nineties and into the two thousands. There's a
lot of cultural things that I have to explain to
them to understand a joke or why they're doing something
away that they're doing it. Uh yeah, collect call, I

(33:11):
guess was the thing that blew to his kids away
was the concept of a collect call, which a lot
of people still don't prybn't know what that is. But
like you, there used to be payphones. Yes, I can't
believe I'm explaining this, like I'm like, I'm the old guy.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
I'm not even that old.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
But there used to be you know, like phones everywhere,
and you could put a quarter in and that's probably
something else people don't know what that is, and you
could make a call. But if you didn't have a quarter,
then you could push zero and then somebody would like
get on there an operator and you could say, hey,
I want to call my parents or whatever, and then
it would build the person who you called.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
That was a collect call, ye, one eight hundred collect
or you could do that.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
You could call one hundred collect and then of course
if you were a real a real one, then you know,
one hundred collect was automated, so it would be like,
you know, say your name at the tone, and then
it would play your name for the person.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
They could say whether they want to do accept.

Speaker 9 (33:56):
It or not.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
You just be like malcome, but you use that three
seconds to say what you needed to say. So nobody
had to pay for it. So it'd be like say
your name, go pick me up in the right right
and then that was it. Then you hang up and
then it was free. Yeah, and then you just wait
to see your mom shows up.

Speaker 7 (34:12):
Yeah, yeah, do what you wait just like stare into
the air, just hope, hang out with your friends, still
sit with your thoughts.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
I got you a lot.

Speaker 9 (34:24):
More.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Fred Show. Next, This is the Fred Show. It's the
Fred Show.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
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Speaker 6 (34:37):
Take it?

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Take over you.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Tickets to are sold out, Capital One jingle Ball, It's
right around the corner. We're like three weeks away December ninth,
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(35:00):
our friends at four Seasons Heating, air Conditioning, Plumbing and
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fm dot com. Today's the day, and Jason, I know
you're gonna leave here right away and go to the
farm and pick up all the turkeys.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Yeah, because there. I don't know how it works to do.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
I don't know if anyone mentioned this, but it's two
thousand live turkeys that were giving away today. I don't
know if anyone told you that. Yeah, they're alive. We're
wrangling them all and then we're giving them out one
by one.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Yesterday was practice, and today I'm gonna wrangle two thousand turkeys.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
You know, it's exciting. Unfortunately they are not anymore. They
are frozen turkeys. They are available for your Thanksgiving table
thanks to Ammy wither Right and one one hundred truck Wreck.
So today we're giving away two thousand turkeys. And this
is not a joke. It's the two K turkey giveaway. Ay,
two thousand turkeys with Amy with a Right, one hundred

(35:47):
truck wreck the round our family YMCA today from two
to five, So come by. You got to be in
your car right and you come through. We got a
line of people in the car, and then you swing
on in and then we put the turkey in your
trunk and then off you go. Yeah, and Orfield made
a good point, what are we going to see in
people's trunks today? Yeah, this reminds me of many years ago.
I don't know why this reminds me of this, but

(36:09):
like when I first got I probably been here only
a year or two, maybe not even that long in Chicago,
and they.

Speaker 10 (36:15):
Made me go.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
The city had a gun buy back program and so
they sent they sent me to some church church somewhere
on the southwest side, I don't even know where. And
so we were that's a Saturday, and the cops were there,
and we just sat there and waited for people to
show up with their guns to hand over to uh together.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
There wasn't Father Flagers, I don't know. I don't know
if where he didn't come to. I mean Father Flagger
and I go way back, but he's my homie. But
but he was I don't think he was at this
particular one that day. But like, we sat there and
people walked up with guns and then the city was
handing out gift cards to get the guns off the streets.
What was funny though, is that people were bringing like
these old timey rifles from their grandfather and they didn't

(37:00):
want to walk down the street with a rifle, so
they would like put it in a garbage bag or
a blanket.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
But like you're still walking down the street with a rifle,
Like there's no way to not know, but that's a
rifle in a garbage bag. And they would just walk
up and they'd say here, and then the cops would
like look and see if it was loaded or not,
and then give you the gift card. But I don't
know why this This is not that basically, this is
of course another community event, but it just reminds me
of like we didn't know what we were going to see,

(37:27):
Like people.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Were showing up with like muskets.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Right Seriously, I'm like, dude, just to be in the
Smithsonian man he handed it over. So today it's gonna
be Jason once again doing a job, you know, because
he's a man of the people, opening people's trunks and
putting frozen turkeys in them. So who knows what we're
going to see today.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Serving chicken to serving turkey poultry king.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
That's what you are, that's who you are. Man, It's
the Friend Show. We'll see you later on Round our
Family YMCA two thousand. He's courtesy of Jason Brown.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Wake up. Somebody texted, don't say dumb answers? Well, then
what's the point. And guys, there was a pair growing
out of my years. Oh girl, I am a grandpa.
The Fred Show is on Thursday, November fourteen.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Morning everybody, Hi, Calin, Hi, Jason Brown, Hey, Rufio, Hello,
Hey Paula, Hey, hey, hey, good morning. Maybe that's why
you haven't gotten an employee of the of the month,
of the quarter of the year. Maybe they've been nominating
Paula all this time. I would assume so, because that's
what they think your name.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Is around here. Yeah, but Paula gets things done.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Whatever you do, don't tell anyone that you're not Paula
because if they can't find you on the list, then
nothing can ever happen to you.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
So just go with it. Paula, my name is Paula.
I'm Paula. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
If you've been listening for a while, there was some
recognition of Paulina many years ago and the person who's
in charge of what I thought was in charge of
personnel truly believes.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
That her name is Paula.

Speaker 5 (39:02):
Yeah, like, actually she's in times of her personal personal,
not personnels.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
There are certain suits that I ain't gonna tangle with.
And that's why I'm you want to talk about suits,
I fear there's one.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Yeah, the whole gumball thing lovely stick around. I am
so glad I took my trip.

Speaker 9 (39:25):
For you.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
There was there's a gigantic gumball machine in the lobby
of this of this establishment. And if you do a
good job and you get nominated for Employee of the Quarter,
you get a little token and then you can put
it in the thing, and if you get a certain
color gumball, then you want a trip. That's how Calen
got to go to Grease. That's how Caitlyn's boyfriend got
to go to.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
For free.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
What a deal for him. This guy comes along and
then all of a sudden, it's free trip to Grease. Yeah,
but he's cooking bread now, so it's even I have
not tasted any of them. No zero bread has come.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Tell me what you want in you and then I'll
bring it. I want whatever. I don't know. I just
really you don't like literally anything you can have in
your bread. I was thinking about you the other night.
I was thinking about this bread. I'm like, I think
I really was. I was like, you know, if I, huh, if.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
I were dating someone and they lived with me and
they were a and she were a baker, like that
would be very nice that, you know, would be like
bake goods everywhere. But it's it's a kind of a
dirty like not dirty, but it's a messy. It's a
messy pastime. It's a messy hobby. Flower gets everywhere and
they got mixers and appliances and the whole thing. Like,
I don't is it ever really like can you ever

(40:33):
really fully get all the flour up if you're making
bread every single day?

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Yeah? Yeah, he's he's cleaner than I am. So it's
all gone. Usually when I come home and he's got
it down to.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
Like he could do it with his eyes closed now
that he's made so many damn loves of bread. But
I need it out of my house because I got
to stop bring it right when he cooks the bread,
you guys, it's like it's not that long, Like it's
not like he gets to work.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
I just I feel like it would be messy and
I would be like, well, this is right. I like
bread and stuff, but there's just maybe flower everywhere, and
it'd be kind of a mess.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
No, he cleans up after he cooks.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
He's also making money off the bread, so I'm never
going to tell him to stop doing something that's bringing in.

Speaker 12 (41:11):
He's a good habachi like cook too. Ooh for real,
for real, I had leftovers for like whole week, you guys.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
That was another random one.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Is that and her boyfriend were hibachi chefs Mom's birthday
party or stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
That was completely random. It was iconic. If anything, I
ate good.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
I had no idea. There were so many side households.
I had no clue that. You guys, he's a good
coman can cook. Yeah, are you guys on this road show?
Are you guys doing this now?

Speaker 9 (41:35):
Like?

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Can I hire you? You could? Yeah? Literally, outcome as
the waitress and he'll cook the food.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Do you come with the you know, the whatever, the
Weber or thelat Yeah, because well there's several versions of it.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Yeah, do you come with the Blackstone? Yeah, we can
come with a black stone. Paulina had one. We made
sure she had, you know, to set that up on
my balcony. What about your Hbai dinner? You don't want to.
Here's the thing. There's another inside thing that I have
to explain.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
But many many years ago now, I think it was
like three or four years ago, you guys gave me
as a gift be the chef. You guys know what
a big Benny Hannah guy, and my whole family is
and you especially occasions, we still go to Benny Hannah.
There are very other fancy places you could go to.
Oh no, no, no no, we choose to go to
Benny Hannah. And you guys got me a be the chef,

(42:27):
which is like I get to go an hour or
two ahead. They teach me how to do some of
the stuff and then my friends, obviously I would invite
you guys, since you bought it, you would come and
then I would like, you know, do the stuff right
there to shrimptail or what I don't want to let
you do. And so this is four years ago. You
guys gave me that three years ago. I love how
the guy who's who insists on not attending anything, he's

(42:50):
not being paid for. He's the one who brings it
up and says, well, what are we.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
Gonna do it.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Here's where we're gonna do it. We're gonna set a date, Kaitlin,
and that's the date.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Okay, whatever works for you. Year's what happens though.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
Every year that we get close to the holidays, we're like,
we got too much, we're together too much.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Roll it over to next year. January on a Friday,
you set the date, that's the day. I've learned that.
That's what we're That's what we're doing around here now,
that's what we're doing. Saturday or Saturday. He want a
Friday stand on a weekend day. I don't care if
it's Friday or Saturday. I don't want to work the
next day, is what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
Are you gonna want to work after doing this job
and go habachi?

Speaker 2 (43:27):
Like learn a class either day? But we're setting January.
You just tell us the day. We're not gonna The
one problem that we have with this group of people here.
I love you guys.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
You guys are my family. The problem that and Jason
and I were we had we had a heat of
debate one night about this. It's you know, Jason wants
to get people options, and I love options. But the
problem is we get people options and then everybody wants
their own option. No, no, no, we're not doing that anymore.
Here's the day. We're having a habachi dinner on this
day in January. In January is going to be on January.

(43:59):
I don't have my calendar in front of me. That
is the day of the habachi dinner.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Okay. If you are available to attend, then you are
a s VP. Yes.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
If you are not, then you are a s VP. No,
there's no I'm gonna pull through. I'm gonna pull up.
I'm gonna come up late. I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm
gonna leave early. We're not doing it. It's from seven
to one hour time. And then if it's like the
last time we all went to BENNI Hannah together, we
wind up in the club afterwards.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Oh yeah, that smelling like Benny Hannah. All right again,
Friday day.

Speaker 5 (44:29):
No, let's do it the seventeenth because the Monday. No,
because the Monday is a holiday. So his company, right,
I don't know if I'm gonna be here, so we
will discuss.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
It's gonna be here. But notice you use it already
with your family in Arizona. See here we go. Now
he's telling us whether we can do it. No, no, no, no,
no no, it's mine. We're gonna do it when Tyler
and I decide. Okay, perfect, and then okay, that's what
it is. Okay, I will be there.

Speaker 6 (44:58):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
A word from Kiki. Never a word from Kiki, never
word from Jason, never from you did show up?

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Ye, everyone, A situation is a lot different outside of
this zo. Hell no, I'm not taking flect for this
absolutely now.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
I'm just saying, this is how we're doing things from
now on, Like the with other things that we're scheduled lately,
we are doing this is when it is happening and
you have three weeks. You know, in this case, you'll
have eight weeks of notice, you have eight weeks to
figure it out. I'll be there right and I know
you will, I know, I know. I'm just saying that
is how we are doing things around here now.

Speaker 6 (45:32):
But not a.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Saturday and not a long weekend because you might not
be here, right. I'm just I'm just receiving.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
I don't care vitory. It can be Friday or Saturday. No,
it's a contradictory. We're planning a date in January, and
I and I still think we have the right to
plan it. But you know, sometimes on long weekends, I
go see my family, so I may not be here. Okay,
so not okay, so not a long weekend. Maybe January
Friday or Saturday. I don't care. You pick it, put

(45:59):
it on the calendar. That's when it's happening. Okay, you
got it, unless I have to travel.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
And then we got a moment the radio, the Fred Show.
You know it's my birthday present. It certainly is. That's true.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
So I guess I'm allowed to have some input in
when my birthday present happens.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
You are.

Speaker 4 (46:21):
That's why I was always referring to you on the
But you want me to lay down the lawn and
then every side text me like.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
I can't get I think it works best. I think
it works best when you when we just say here's
what we're doing. This is what we're doing, and if
you can attend, I love that. And by the way,
it's not like we're doing hey tomorrow, No, no, no,
you got basically two months to figure this out.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Okay, you know what, no excuses what I'm saying. I'll
be there eating my noodles.

Speaker 5 (46:49):
Are we combining this with the our Christmas no secret
sand that's a whole different days.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Okay, that'll be in February, right, February. Yeah, I don't know.
That's a whole different conversation.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
And embringing gifts next to the habachi grill. Well he's
throwing shrimp and there's sire.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Yeah, oh yeah, no, it's anyway, that's what we're doing.
We're just we're just we're saying what we're doing, and
that's what we're doing, saying what we're doing. We're saying
what we're doing, and that's what we're doing. Period. Thank
you can't do a blog and I'm waiting by the phone,
and then the Entertainer Report and then show us Shelley
with four hundred and fifty bucks and look at that.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
That's how it's been decided.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Anyone driving to work right now, who's ever tried to
plan anything with coworkers? It's well, well, I have a husband,
I have a wife, I have a niece, I have
a nephew, I have a kid, I have a pet.
Ferret Okay, what's two muths from now? So the pet ferret,
you can feed a pet farre in ahead of time,
you can fare.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
You with all due respect though, with all of the
respect in the world.

Speaker 12 (47:46):
I think everyone here has said, something's come up out
of my booty hole, and this is like why I
can't go I got this random trip, now I got this.
I gotta go see my dad, I gotta go see
my whatever it's happened.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Oh yeah, with all it's okay that not everyone has
to go to everything. That's what I mean. Okay, so
people have peoples, people have lives above and beyond what
is important to you every single time. But we need
you there is what I'm saying to like, you know
what I mean. Well, turns out it was my presence

(48:20):
needs to be He's the only mandatory attend I know,
I know this is crazy. I know this is a
crazy concept. But the gift was given to me. Actually,
so you definitely have you actually don't get a voted
when I'm decided. Okay, okay, do the thing. You got it,
you got it. I can't wait.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
I'm gonna talk now speaking of scared, because I feel
that right now, me too. Actually, So I don't know
why I'm like this, But I live in an apartment
and I don't, ever, ever, ever, ever feel scared when
I'm home alone in my little apartment. Now, whether that
be because you know, the burglar would have to choose

(49:01):
my exact apartment on my exact floor and there's more security,
I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
But when I am at people around, because you live
in like a condo apartment whatever, so it's like you
have hover many people on a floor. So if Scott
forbid something happened, you could probably get someone's attention, you
could raise someone.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Yeah, zero fear, Okay.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
But my family obviously lives in a house in Michigan,
and so when I'm staying there alone, I'm absolutely terrified.
And I don't know why, Like I live in an
older house, but like we live in a decent neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Like, I don't know why I'm so terrified.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
So I was talking to my best friend actually when
she was in town, and we were talking about how
we both are scared. I didn't realize she was too,
So we were talking about our methods that we do,
our crazy methods when we're home alone.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
And I have gone to the lengths of grabbing.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
Like the biggest butcher knife I can find, and sleeping
with it right next.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
To the bed.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
Because I follow that I have it in me that
I'm going to like scare someone when they break in.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
I'm not, by the way, I have do not have
that in me.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
So she told me that she was so scared staying
in her house alone that she got her Dutch oven,
which you know, it's like a thing you cook in,
not a thing that you do to your partner.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
So funny, my brain didn't go there, but now it's there, you.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
Know, a Dutch oven like a little pot that you
couldock in.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
You're right.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
She put it in her bedroom and she used that
to go to the bathroom all night because she was
so scared to leave her bedroom.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
She peed in her Dutch oven all night. Did she
throw it away? Right? Well, I didn't get that far.
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
If I were If I were a robber and I
went in to rob someone and they had a pot
full of pean next to their bed, I wouldn't rob
them anymore.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
I'd be like, WHOA, you messed up? And then I
would leave like I would be like, I'm so sorry.
I robbed an actual crazy person.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
But like these things that we're doing don't make sense,
like if you literally like walk yourself through it, like
if someone's in your house, like it doesn't matter if
you're in your room or not.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Have you guys done anything when you're scared? Okay, did
you have a peanut to that's just weird? I hold
all night.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Maybe it's brilliant because again, if I were to break
into the place and I saw that, I'd be like, what,
she's crazy bad. I'm bad on this. I'm out of here.
I don't want anything to do with you. Yeah, you know,
what would you do when you were scared?

Speaker 3 (51:22):
I did the knife thing, so like I have a
big knife in my little dresser thing next to my
night saying, yeah, I hate being home alone, like I
don't know why, but like my mind, I'm just watching
the ring camera all night, Like if I'm ever home alone,
I hate it. And I thought getting a dog would
help with that, so be tim like he would work nights.
And so I was like, okay, if I have a dog,

(51:43):
that dog makes it worse because he has anxiety, so
he barks at random.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Stuff you're scared of. Nice people get this house, he barks.
I think we're like somebody's in the house.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
So I'm checking every I don't get I don't get
any rest when I'm home alone.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
So I feel you on that, but I do. I
do the knife thing.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
And then some people have to close their bedroom door
when they go to bed, and I don't understand that
because they're like close the like close the door and
they don't be tim like he doesn't want the door
open while we're sleeping.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
I'm like, who's gonna come out?

Speaker 9 (52:18):
Right?

Speaker 4 (52:18):
My boyfriend knows that too. I want to open I
want to be able to see if someone's coming right.
And these sound machines like my sister sleep to the
noise machine. I'm like, no, no, no, I need to
be able to hear. But and I'll run up the
stairs like at my dad's house. You can like put
your hand through this, just because I think someone's gonna
like grab my ankles.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
I don't know why. I'm like, like, I'm not a
scared person.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
The other thing with the knife is like, I mean,
I guess if that's all you got. But I love
how people they have a knife, like you're gonna get
into a hand to hand combat.

Speaker 4 (52:44):
Situation, right, and you guys think I'm gonna kill someone
with a.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Butcher knife like I so we're gonna get close enough
to someone for a crime of passion.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Okay, yeah that's what I would do here sleeping and
he comes in like the knife's there for him, you
know what I'm saying?

Speaker 3 (53:00):
Like secure you Sometimes I'll just scream around like the
thought of that, let me get my gun, like you know,
I say, the house like yeah, blown.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Away right right, My boyfriend's on his way, And I
think that might be a strategy.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Like I'm not I'm not in any way making fun
of anybody, but maybe if someone breaks in your house,
you should just start like screaming seances or something like
I don't know, just.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
I don't know, just like.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Start acting crazy and then people will be like, oh,
like I don't know what this person is capable of.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
And then leaves. Not a bad idea. All the house,
her with a gun, her glamorom picture of Oprah with
a gun, Picture Beyonce with a gun.

Speaker 12 (53:44):
On the wall.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
She has a lamb room with these people. Picture these
people in the wall. She got Gail Cane, she got
Martha Stewart waiting the phone is two minutes away. Friend show.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Ever been left waiting by the phone. It's the Fred Show. Brian,
good morning, welcome, thanks for having me. Yeah, so what's
going on with Alison tell us is everything we need
to know? How you met, about any dates that you've
been on, what's going on now? How we can help
all that? Yeah, sadly there isn't too much too so,
you know, we met on bumble. I asked her out

(54:26):
after we met the back and fourth I had some
strengths some dinner. I thought we had a great time,
told her I wanted.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
To see her again.

Speaker 13 (54:34):
But you know, obviously I'm here talking to you guys.
Go on, go sit, you know, Tux calls completely.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Mia Wow, okay, nothing, which I will say. You know,
these dating apps, we talk about them all the time.
A lot of people meet this way. Now, most people
meet this way. It feels like I'm waiting by the phone,
and people can be super flaky, you know, but usually
the flakiness is on the app. It's usually not after
you meet someone, like once you get to the stage
where you're actually seeing somebody in per said, a lot
of times you kind of already vetted them.

Speaker 13 (55:02):
Yeah, I mean, you know, I'm gonna don't know how
this works. But if you're not you hear about this
and wanting the act, they're probably talking on somebody else.
If you've already been on a date with someone and
don't hear back, yeah, I don't know if I did something.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
I just at this point want answers right, And it's annoying.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Of course, when you go out with somebody, you spend
the time, spend the money, and you know you like
them and you feel connection. It's like, oh, finally I
can get off this BS and maybe I actually met somebody.
And then now here you are not hearing from the person,
so you want the closer. So let's call Alison. You know,
maybe it's a good explanation. Maybe she's got something going
on and we can set you guys up on another

(55:36):
date or maybe maybe something else. So hang on, we'll
do it next. Let's see what's going on in part
two of Waiting by the phone right after this song.
We'll do it in two minutes after Drake Frend Show, Drake,
It's the Frend Show, four hundred and fifty bucks a
show Bis Shelley in the Showdown, The Entertainer Report throwback,
throw it at all?

Speaker 2 (55:52):
Coming up?

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Brian, Yeah, welcome back. Let's call Alison. You guys met
on bumble, you chat it for a while, win on
a date. You thought it went great, except you've reached
out now post date several times called, texted, no response,
completely ghosted.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
You want to know what's going on? Yeah, let's figure
this out together. I guess all right, let's call her
right now? Good luck?

Speaker 8 (56:21):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (56:22):
Hi is this Alison?

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Yeah? Hi, good morning Fred from the Fred's Show. The
whole crew is here, and I am sorry to bother,
but I do have to tell you that we are
on the radio and I would need your consent to
continue with the call.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
Is that okay? If we have for a minute?

Speaker 8 (56:37):
Okay? Yeah, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (56:38):
I know it's a little abnormal and we're not sure
if you've heard it before, but we're calling on behalf
of a guy who says he met you on bumble
and I guess you guys went out.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
His name is Brian. Do you remember Brian?

Speaker 11 (56:49):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (56:50):
Yeah, I remember him? How could I forget?

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Okay, Ryan, why is Brian calling? Well? Of all people?

Speaker 1 (57:00):
So, he told us about your date. He felt like
things went really well. He was excited about the potential.
He says, he's called you a few times and you're
not responding, and so we're trying to figure out on
you know, on his behalf, why are you not responding
to him?

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Like what happened? He thought everything was normal?

Speaker 8 (57:15):
Oh gosh, guys, No, I can't believe he didn't tell you.
Brian will always be the guy that named his dog
after himself, Like.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
Wait, what so strange? Yeah, he named his dog after himself.
So he has a dog named Brian. Brian has a
dog named Brian exactly.

Speaker 8 (57:37):
Yeah, we started talking about pats at the end of
the day. He got so excited to show me a
photo of his dog Brian, Like, yeah, he named his
dog after himself, And I don't think it's so weird,
Like people don't do that.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
No, I've actually never heard of that. I've never heard
I've heard of someone naming all their dogs the same name.
I've heard of like repeat it as My father as
a kid had three Toby's. Why they were all labs.
I don't know, Toby one, two, three, No, No, they
would pass and then it would be Toby two, and
then there was I think there was Sozobe three.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Yeah, well because he's I don't know, I honestly a
problem with this. You don't need a problem, no, I.

Speaker 5 (58:16):
Mean people say, oh, these are my kids dogs and
my kids people name their kids Brian junior juniors coman junior.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
Right, what's wrong with naming your dog a dude who
wants to call your own name all the time. I've
never heard of anything like this. Uh, and it was
just too weird for you, Allison. Yeah, Like I can't
get over this.

Speaker 8 (58:36):
I just think it's weird when people name dogs human name.
But well, he couldn't think of any other name but
his own.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Like, really, I don't agree with it. I mean, all
our all of our animals are human names. I don't
have an I don't have a problem with that. I mean,
but like, you think so highly of yourself that you
name your Is that what it is? Is it an
ego thing? Are you trying to be like funny or
I forgot to mention that Brian is here, Brian the person,
not Brian the dog. Maybe maybe Brian the dog is
here too. What's the thinking man on naming your dog

(59:05):
after you?

Speaker 13 (59:06):
I like my own name and like what you have
called it that you know some people name their kids
after themselves. And look, I first of all, you have
to admit you saw the pictures. He's an adorable dog.
I love him, the ruttle golden Doodle. I spent a
lot of money to adopt him. I spent a lot
of time invested into him. So I'm gonna name him
a name that I like, and I like my own name.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Also, I think it's weird naming your dogs, not like
most people names their dogs have like foods.

Speaker 13 (59:32):
I've meant, like, you know, like pancakes and waffles and
boa chees and meatballs. That's that's weird to me because
it's like, oh, I'm gonna eat my dog.

Speaker 9 (59:40):
No I.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
A dog named pancake. But that's I mean, that's a
great name. Maybe waffle a little waffle come here? Uh,
I don't know it does. And also like it's not
weird to be calling him.

Speaker 13 (59:53):
I don't call him by Brian because he's like you know,
when you have a dog, you always call them like
Buddy or good boy or Bubba or something thing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
So like his official I guess government name is Brian,
but it's definitely nicknames for him. Wow. So he's a
good looking dog. You're proud of him, so you name
him after you. I don't see the problem with that.
I think it's funny. Okay, so all right, yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:00:15):
Also, I do want to clarify he's not technically named
after me.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
I'm Brian b R I A M. He that's b
R y Oh. Okay, well in that case, this is
totally normal, Alison. So you just can't get over this,
or can you?

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
I mean, if you had second thought, maybe we go
out with Brian, Maybe we meet the other Brian b
R I A N meets b R y A N.
Maybe it's a big happy family of Brian's in Allison's.

Speaker 8 (01:00:39):
This is just it's so odd, like I never expected
to be in a situation like this.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
This is I can't get over this.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (01:00:49):
I don't know why, but I just it kind of
makes me feel like I can't trust him now because
I don't know what other weird things he's into in
his life.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
Okay, it is odd. I think here's a family guy fan.

Speaker 14 (01:01:03):
You know what I'm saying. Brian's the name of the
dog and family guy. Maybe he's a family guy fan. Well,
but he's not named after that Brian. He's named after himself. Right,
he's named after the Brian. It's a little bit weird,
I will admit, but nonetheless, no second date, Brian. I'm sorry, Allison,
thank you for your time, Brian, best of luck to
you out there and Brian, and say how to b
r y a n for us too.

Speaker 13 (01:01:23):
Yeah, I mean that's also the weirdest deal Rcker had
it for heard, So I guess we're both careers.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
The Entertainer Report and four hundred and fifty bucks in
the Showdown with Shelby Shelley both next to Fred Show's
Back in two minutes. Entertainer Report is on The Fred Show.

Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
Have you guys been following this story about this actress
from Gossip Girl, Chanel Maya Banks. Have you seen anything
about this? So there's been a lot on socials. She
was missing, she wasn't missing. Her family thinks it's shady.
So this actress, Janelle Maya Banks, has been reported missing
and not seen by family since October thirtieth, but now

(01:01:59):
they're saying she's been sound safe. At least one of
her family members, though, is really skeptical about this whole situation.
So she's known for her roles. Like I said in
gossip Girl and Blue Bloods, and the la PD said
that she was found unharmed, no foul play was suspected,
and they said they close the case.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Okay, so no other details were provided, but there.

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
Were messages posted to her social account on Wednesday, so Yesterday,
under her name with the headline I'm not missing, and
the messages claim that her family was abusing her, saying
that she left to escape her cage. But her family's like,
this isn't true. This seems like fake news. Her husband
was also not willing to help search for her when she.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
Was missing, so he's acting real shady. So I don't
really know. Like it's obviously still developing, but she is fine,
they're saying, I don't know. It's a very interesting story.
So I'll keep you guys updated.

Speaker 4 (01:02:57):
Amid all the joker for a Lady Gaga has joined
season two of Wednesday alongside Jenna Ortega. Yeah, so she's
gonna be on Wednesday. I think she'll be perfect for that.
I don't have details on her role obviously. Wednesday is
an Adam's Family spin off and they have been filming
in Ireland and new episodes are coming next year.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
But the show I mean, I doubted it, but a
lot of people loved it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
But this kind of just goes along with the story
that Lady Gagaz people are trying to cover up the
Joker mess and you even have the extras speaking out
saying it's a trash movie.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
So they're really working in overtime.

Speaker 4 (01:03:36):
But I could see her on Wednesday, also on the
show Captain Data Jones.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
You know a lot of people, So do you guys
watch it? Do any of you guys watch I did? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
You did?

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
Did you like it? I did? I love General Ortega. Yeah,
it's a cute show. Yeah, she's cute.

Speaker 4 (01:03:51):
Mark Zuckerberg celebrated his twenty first anniversary of the first
time he met his wife, Priscilla Chan by recording a
cover of Get Low with T Pain.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
So you know what else is there to say? I
love you? Then recording get Low for your wife. I
don't think there's any stronger message of love. Yeah, romance
is not dead that song right, Well, I.

Speaker 4 (01:04:18):
Guess the song was playing when they met, And obviously
the o G version is has some nasty lyrics, but
they made a softer guitar forward version with Mark taking
lead vocals and T paint on backup.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
Have you ever seen the guy who Yeah, I don't
know if he still does this, but he plays acoustic
guitar and he'll go to like an open mic at
like a coffee shop or something, and he'll sing like
I think he did get low game twins, Yeah, from
the window to the well and people are sitting there, like,
you know, on their laptop and they don't see what's coming.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
And then it's like, oh, did he just he just
did say the sweat drop down?

Speaker 15 (01:04:58):
Females?

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
I think shorty crunk, so fresh, so clean? Keep going?

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
Can she blank that that question meant harassing me? Never
mind in the mind? Oh oh that be as fine.
I done come to the club about fifty eleven times.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
Panty line? Hold on, well, right, club owners? Sound? Now?
Can I play with yo? Panty line? That light of
you to? I mean, would you mind stops there? Though?

Speaker 9 (01:05:31):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
Is that really how it goes? I done come to
the club about fifty eleven times?

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
What does that mean? Pronounce like why he doesn't come
to the club. It's just that's not the part. No,
it's not that fifty eleven times? What's fifty eleven times?
But he's just saying he came up to eleven Just like,
what does the face? I just says, e'mteen hours. I
never understood that. Well, that actually is a thing. I

(01:05:57):
think you can say.

Speaker 12 (01:05:57):
Oh, I didn't know that's till today. Doesn't it mean
like even days all the like? Yeah, maybe that's what
he means fifty eleven?

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
Did I just say fifty eleven to no the lyrics?

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
I never understood it's been fifty eleven days.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
Yeah, maybe that's why you said fifty eleven days. Fifty
eleven days? Okay, what do youse? Why do you go
with tea paint? For get low? Like, guys, I don't
know right to get too cerebral with this. Yeah, I
think we've lost control. I'm gonna wrap this this one up.
Three six nine klein, damn, you're fine? Thank you? Woman?

(01:06:34):
Will you hoping she can suck it to me one
more time? Period? Get lowe get low, get low, get low,
get low to the window, to the window, to the wall,
to the wall, and then we then it gets really
sweet about talking about sweat.

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
Yeah, so can I play with your panty line? If
you want to catch up really nice whatever the hell
this is, you can do so by getting the free
iHeart Radio app. I'm just gonna wrap this because we've
lost control.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
There. When was there ever control? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
There never was a time where control was present. So
a time, Yeah, no, there wasn't. It was fine, all right,
so much Shelley's No, it's good. Now we're having a
great time, Shoby. Shelley is up next. You know, some
shows are better than others.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
It's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
What's funny is the ones who're like, we're completely off
the rocker are the ones that people tend to like
the best. Or we're like professional and organized and you know,
uh focused, people get bored. Yeah, okay, well when I
see win, which is rare, but you know when it happens.
Showby Shelley four hundred and fifty bucks in the show
Down eight five, five, five, nine, one one three five
you want to play? Callus will do it? Next the

(01:07:40):
Throwback throw Down. Everyone's favorites. This is becoming everyone's the
least favorite time of the week. But he's so much fun.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
It's so much fun, all the throwback songs and we're
having a great time and you play I love it. No,
I'm not interested. More fresh show next, we'll go up
in the city, Rubio shut up? Does that feel good?
I'm coming fast and hard, hard and fast with the

(01:08:10):
facts this morning, calling a long email about this. Josie,
you agree with Rufeo, Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
I agree with Rufel.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
That's all we need from the caller. That's awesome. Fred's
show is Wait on, did you make that one? Because
I did not? Okay, I was gonna say it. I
know you're in charge of these, so I'm sure at
some point they're all going to be like Rufio, praise,
I love Rufel, rub Ruvi is gonna be Rufie doing
his own voices. That's the next one thing. Yeah, ex
exactly which one you put together? Hi? Shows, good morning, Hello,

(01:08:44):
let's do the show down here in just a second.
Four hundred and fifty bucks is the prize you versus?
What else? Saw the throwback? Throwout? Name that tune? Bad?
Laugh to that?

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
And then the entertainer report, trending stories and fun fact
what are you working?

Speaker 4 (01:08:54):
Okay, Well, Dodgers fan just really wanted a T shirt
to commemorate the big win.

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
I will tell you what they got and get it.
This was quite a mess up. This was quite a
screw up. In fact, I kind of want one. Yeah,
it's probably worth a lot of money. I'm sure it's
on you Bay for a bunch. Yeah, that's nothing. Read show.
Do you have what it takes to battle show biz?
Shelley in The show Biz Showdown to Shelly is Here? Hello,
Rosa is here?

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
Hi Rosa, good morning, Hello, Hello Rosa, tell us about you.
Welcome to the show. Thanks for listening being part of
the thirteen.

Speaker 11 (01:09:27):
Oh thank you for having me. I'm one mother of two.
I love true crime podcast and sitting in tarpooling.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
Okay, I like some of that stuff too, so that's good.
All right, Well, welcome.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
Four hundred and fifty bucks is the price Shelley's record
a very impressive nine seventy and sixty six and seven straight.

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
Are you ready, Rosa?

Speaker 11 (01:09:48):
I'm nervous, but I'll do it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
You'll be here, all right? Was the good luck?

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
All right, Shelley, with all the respected the hell out
here we go. Question number one, which magazine says that
John is Inskey is the sexiest man alive this year.

Speaker 11 (01:10:06):
Three People.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
Mike Tyson says his upcoming boxing match is the biggest
of his life, which streaming service is airing that fight Netflix.
Rumor has it the machine gun Kelly does not get
along with Megan Fox's ex husband name her ex?

Speaker 11 (01:10:23):
Oh my gosh?

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
Which former player an NFL analyst finally addressed the backlash
regarding the placement of his hands during the national.

Speaker 11 (01:10:31):
Anthem I forgot a stand?

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
And which blink one eighty two drummer turns forty nine today?

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
Three ch a four for somebody who is nervous, You've
got a great score. Very proud of you?

Speaker 5 (01:10:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
Four? Oh she's good.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
Would be proud of yourself? Or no, that was really good.
I was I don't know when you said you were nervous,
and I'm like, oh what it is?

Speaker 6 (01:11:02):
Though?

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
You know, it's like I don't know what's going to happen.
Then they get a six out of five. It's like, Okay,
here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
Which magazine says John Krasinski is the sexiest man alive
this year?

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
People? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
Mike Tyson says his upcoming boxing match is the biggest
of his life. Which streaming service is airing the fight Netflix?
It's like watched if you have Netflix, right, Like yeah, yeah,
well no, but if you haven't been on Netflix in
a while, you do have to pay more. Oh, I
know because I noticed what was maybe a month ago
or something. I already already went on a rant about this,

(01:11:36):
but it was like, you have to sign in again.
I'm like, no, I don't. I've been signed in my
whole life. And then I go sign in again. They're like, psych,
you have to resign in because you got to pay
another eight dollars a month or something.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
I'm like, what can you finish that? So I could
go back on Netflix for.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
Yeah, well, I changed my password from one two three notes. No,
it's something way harder to figure out, like one seven.
No one will ever figure that out. Rumor has it
that machine Gun Kelly does not get along with Megan
Fox's ex husband.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
Name of x Brian Austin Green. Yeah, and I would
have accepted, uh Hangel Silver, Yeah, David David Silver. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
Which former player an NFL analyst to finally address the
backlash regarding the placement of his hands during the national.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
Anthem, Michael straighthand that's right, and which.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
Blink one eighty two drummer turns forty nine today.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Chavis Barker.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
That's so fine that herosa I'm proud of you. You
did a great job. But you're gonna have to say,
my name is Rosa. I got showed up on a showdown.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
You know the rest.

Speaker 11 (01:12:38):
Rosa, I got showed up on the showdown. I'll let
you all down.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
You honestly, you didn't let us down because there was
a really good score. But you Rosa in a carpool aid?
Can he with the gel?

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
Can't wait for Kiki to take over the showdown?

Speaker 6 (01:13:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
I mean you get today four. Kiki has never been
more attention. I've been researching all show.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
She's been paying attention like never before, never before. Hey, Rosa,
have a great day. Hang on one second, thanks again
for listening. Thank you sit right there all right, Shelly,
So when's it? March is when the baby's coming?

Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
Yes, so March.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
You got plenty of time. It stretched, calisthenics train, get
your fur boots on, go to Planet Fitness, get on
that treadmill.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
Do you think ain't doing it? But yes? How long
did that last? That lasted? Uh that we don't need
to put a time living on it. You're right? Five
bucks tomorrow win number nine seventy one eighth straight. Nice job, Shelly, Ah,
thank you so much. All right, have a good day.
You do, You'll see you tomorrow. Throw Back throw Down time.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
Rufio with twenty one wins, Paulin it was seven, Kiki
with five, Jason went four kill. That's it, Kalen his history,
Kalen hisstory. If you'd like to play, you can pick
your in studio player in the order that you call.
So hurry up eight five, five, five, nine one one
three five and uh and we'll play our throwback name

(01:14:22):
that tune battle next after Jack Harlowe a two minutes
what oh three five Kiss FM, Chicago's number.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
One hit music station. Bread Show, Ladies and gentlemen, A
sign to play the throw back throw down? Yay, I'm
host the Great Dick Jeez Crest. Here we go, yay
me Will how you doing well? Good morning? Welcome Martin. Hey,
will you got Rufio? Let's go Will.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
Okay, we're gonna try to see Rufio can win today
with no microphone. We're taking his microphone away complete. We're
gonna see if you can still win. Hey, Liz, Hi, Liz, welcome.
Caaitlyn's your player today?

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
Oh, Liz, I am said, we need a better mental attitude.
Caitlin might win.

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
I don't know, I don't care. Somebody over there in
your chair needs to win, and we need to have
a better attitude. Okay, I need to turn that frown
upside down?

Speaker 9 (01:15:20):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
Mariy? Maddy? Scene out the scene? I went, I went basic, Jane.

Speaker 4 (01:15:28):
I called two weeks ago, Kitlyn when my parents to
let me down.

Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
Last, you know, we need to stop again so bad
at this game. We truly need.

Speaker 15 (01:15:38):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
We only have thirteen listeners. Honestly, every day somebody calls
and goes one of them. I'm going.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
I called last Hour. I'm like, okay, well, you don't
need to rub it in that. It's so easy to
get through. I mean, honestly, I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
Get in line Paulina and Mady all right, Maddy.

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
But if I had said that and it was Mariy,
then I would have got made fun of. So this
one's really easy. Big Last, I called, Oh, okay, Mike, Big,
Mike Big, Mikey Ki, let's go.

Speaker 10 (01:16:07):
He's been in.

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
The club fifty eleven times trying to be you, apparently honestly.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
And that's another thing too, is like Klin was telling
me what the lyrics were, and then we read the
official lyrics only to find that your whole life, you
thought they were this way and it was something totally different.
I never realized how much that didn't make sense fifty
eleven times. I've only heard that song fifty eleven times. Yeah,
I never really picked out picked up on them. Hey, Jennifer,
did you fall? Jennifer?

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
Okay? Life Alert push push the button on the necklace.
Are you okay? Jennifer? Okay? Good ad. Jason's your player today?
All right, girl, let's do this Jason.

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
Oh yeah, you guys, this is going to work out great.
Let me muti at home players. Eight songs typebreaker if necessary.
We got the buzzers in the studio, the game show
Buzz just say your name is you Buzz? All decisions
by me, the great dec your final you can use
each of you have a phone a friend which you
can use to confer on any point except the winning point.
And that rule we could probably get rid of because

(01:17:11):
it clearly is not done what it was supposed to do.
Because Rufio is the next closest person has three times
less fewer wins than Rufio does, so that rule is
not working.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
So you want to bring it back. Oh I know
it's whatever, it's fine.

Speaker 5 (01:17:24):
It doesn' add it four times more wins than Caitlin too,
doesn't want to play When.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
You're someone will find Kaylin and tell her to kick
Rufeo's ass, like, honestly, take.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
The man down. Okay, saw number one. You know, I
gotta make sure we don't know these have Diddy every week.

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
I got to go through a mental check and be like, okay,
are any molesters on any of these sellings? Like are
any of these people in jail?

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
Honestly?

Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
Like seriously, so for some reason I missed a feature somewhere,
then please don't text me because I didn't mean it.
I didn't Okay, I'm doing the best I can. I'm
serious though, Like, now we had all these people committing
all these crimes allegedly, and now I got to go
through the throwback list and in the playlist and everything else.

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
And make sure that maybe we just do women. Are
we safe there? I don't know? Anyway, Here we go
song number one, throwback throw down. He was a man
enough for me? Yeah, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
First of all, First of all, Mr Braxton, he wasn't

(01:18:37):
man enough for There was no part of that that
was right. I mean, I can't even are you kidding?

Speaker 5 (01:18:42):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
Okay, damn it rufio tweet. Oops, oh my, that's right.
Would you check your buzzer? Buzzo guys, Literally, it does work.
Everybody's buzzers work, so.

Speaker 9 (01:19:00):
Rax you know what I met Tony, Tony Braxton. He
wasn't mad enough okay, but still not right. I want
you to try that on Jeopardy. You know what I meant, Ken,

(01:19:22):
have yourself around the sausage.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
That's incorrect. You know what I meant, Ryan, You know
what I meant. Man.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
By the way, I thought, honestly, I thought a lot
about Kaitlin's boyfriend is breadmaking operation and if it's if
it's ruining her home like just it's their flower everywhere,
and is it like a like a commercial bakery inside there?
And honestly I thought about that. What was the other
thing I thought about all day yesterday? Yes, there was
something else I thought about all just come.

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
Up the awards. Flowers, not the awards.

Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
It was something about what what did you just say
a second ago? No, something else bothered me all day yesterday.
I could I'll think of it my broken buzzer. Maybe
that's what it was. I think it was Tamar Braxton
bothered me all day yesterday. I was like, I hope
everything's okay, all right? One Rufio song to you, Throwback,
throw Down, that is oh you know it?

Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
Turn me on. Kevin Lettle you want to may pushing
everything right on me.

Speaker 4 (01:20:26):
And if you think you're gonna get away from me,
you never change your mind.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
If you're going on, You're going home with me tonight.

Speaker 15 (01:20:35):
Your mind, my body, you got me a crazy stur
me jim going on around.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
You got me going crazy so amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
That's a tricky thing. I'll I'll never say that being
a dude is hard. Being a dude's not hard, not
nearly as hard as it is to be a woman,
in my opinion. But if you can pull that off,
like if you can go up to a woman like
women you always hear women talk about I wish guys
walk up to me. I wish guys would be assertive.
I wish guys would do this and that. Like if
I gotta think it's sexy, if you can walk up

(01:21:14):
to women and go, you're leaving with me tonight. The
problem is you better be the guy she wants to
leave with. Because nine times out of ten that's not
going to work. The one time out of ten the
woman goes, oh my god. He was so assertive that
it was so sexy.

Speaker 2 (01:21:27):
The problem is is a guy, most men don't have
the self awareness or the knowledge, and we also can't
read your mind. So it's like, I'm not suggesting that's
a great thing for I'm not saying every man listening
whose singles should walk up to every woman, But like
I hear stories from women who met husbands and boyfriends
and they're like that. He was so assertive.

Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
He walked right up to me and he said, we're
going home together tonight or I don't know something like that,
you know, or you're going out with me, or I'm
going to marry you or something like that. You hear
about this happening, but you only hear about the success stories.
You don't hear about the other.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
Nine times straight to you that a dude walked up
to the woman and goes, we're going home together tonight,
and then he wound up in jail that day.

Speaker 4 (01:22:05):
But Kevin said, if you think you're gonna get away
from me, no, that's not going to change your mind.

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
I would get away from him.

Speaker 1 (01:22:11):
I don't recommend the whole the whole phrase, but I'm
just saying, like, I gotta think and you guys, you
guys can confirm or tonight, but I gotta think assertive
and confident is sexy.

Speaker 4 (01:22:20):
Sean Bond did that to get my mom after you
go treat and he walked up to her and she
was with a different dude.

Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
He said, you should be with me.

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
I've done something like that before. I mean, I've been like,
call me when you break up with him. But the
problem is the problem is that either that either happened
or it's like, what a douchebag for saying that, you
know what I mean, Like, I guess you just gotta
shoot your shott your shops. But you hear about it
as a as a man all the time, these women going, oh,
I wish that dudes would walk up to me and
I wish they'd do this and that, and then you

(01:22:50):
do it, and a lot of times it doesn't the
right dude. It's got to be the right guy in
the right situation at the right time, and it doesn't
deter me. But it's just I hear it, and I'm like,
if as long as it do is not being like
disrespectful or creepy. Then are you receiving it in a
way that you know another that I'm thinking it's a

(01:23:11):
woman's fault. But it's just like, if you want that
and you want men to do it more regularly, then
you've got to be willing to nicely say no to
the guys who try it and you don't want.

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
It, especially if and if you're the dude. You have
to accept rejection gracefully. That's another thing.

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
I agree, I agree, I agree, I completely agree, because
I think we were talking about earlier in the week.
I've had friends and women i've dated or going on
dates which show me responses they've gotten on dating apps
for being ignored, and the guys just get downright mean, and.

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
It's like, but why why'd you match with me? If
I'm ugly? Then you know what I mean? Or like
I don't you know? No one owes anybody anything.

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
I'm just saying as a general movement, if you're if
you're somebody who says I want men to be more assertive,
well that means that some men, as long as they're
being respectful, will be assertive. That you don't want to
be assertive, and you have to nicely say I don't
want your assertion yes, or insertion or any other assertions.

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 9 (01:24:13):
What do we have?

Speaker 1 (01:24:14):
We got one kalin one Rufio song three in the
throwback throw down.

Speaker 2 (01:24:22):
Oh my goodness, that's five four What you say it
is not?

Speaker 4 (01:24:29):
It is not.

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
I'm gonna count faster for that is, Jason.

Speaker 3 (01:24:36):
I mean that is that is replay but four stop Jason,
half right, but no replay Jayshawn.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
No, we're out of two thousands artists. We're out of
the mount. Yeah, yes, replay I as replay is correct.
He damn friend, my friends will playing like a set again.

Speaker 12 (01:25:09):
That girl like.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
Something off a poster. Hey, that girl is a duns.
That girl is the guns to the hot she run
in them, Mom, Holiday, nobody else Shine, don't dove me
singing that every days, pay pay lay, talk about every day.

Speaker 9 (01:25:38):
He's like, half.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
Play remember available on our limit? Is we need two songs?
He can just replay it. Yeah, we need two songs
and less than eighty seven thousand dollars. That's what we mean.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
Yeah, someone just texted, I love you guys, but you're
getting repetitive with your story ries. First of all, duh,
I only have ten stories. I've been saying that for
fourteen years. Second of all, this same person asked us
to repeat a story that we told about the nacho
cheese about.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
And so I don't which one is having a hard day?
You want us to repeat a story? But then we
repeat too many?

Speaker 9 (01:26:19):
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 (01:26:20):
And by the way, I'm the first to admit I
tell the same stories over and over again.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
Me too, so think them.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
So we get two Kaylin and one Roofio is sung
four in the throwback throw down.

Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
Yes, that's over.

Speaker 12 (01:26:39):
If you're feeling all right, who is it? I'm gonna
w a friend. Maddy's gonna help me?

Speaker 2 (01:26:43):
Oh you are that you wanted to pass it over?

Speaker 1 (01:26:46):
I'm reading more air checks from on on the text?
Get back to the songs. Oh sorry, sorry, I was
telling a new story.

Speaker 9 (01:26:53):
Sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
Then we'll never do that again, Marie and Paulina?

Speaker 4 (01:26:57):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (01:26:58):
Is it like a radio convention? Tell why are we
getting air checked on the text? I don't know. Maddie.
What's the name of the song?

Speaker 5 (01:27:05):
Here?

Speaker 2 (01:27:05):
Some more? Do you want? Some more? Is may even there? Maddy?

Speaker 6 (01:27:10):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (01:27:10):
I can't hear it?

Speaker 15 (01:27:11):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:27:11):
I haven't done anything, but you have to acknowledge that
you have to say. When I say, Maddy, you have
to go verybody, everybody do.

Speaker 10 (01:27:23):
Okay, I know, I'm I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:27:29):
She said. Her response was okay, no, all right? So
am I wrong? Okay, you're looking at me? I can't
tell you. Okay, Rufio, Nico and Vince? Am I wrong?

(01:27:49):
Are we gonna find out that he like prioritizes his
butter buzzer?

Speaker 9 (01:27:52):
Somehow?

Speaker 2 (01:27:53):
Something is going on. I'm going as fast as I can.
I know you are. You know now you guys say,
got to be something for real?

Speaker 3 (01:28:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:28:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Wow so uppy. This so kind

(01:28:30):
of goes hard. I think we appreciated nico advance as
much as we should.

Speaker 5 (01:28:36):
Hey, you want to tell that one time the story
when they were dements on Michigan Avenue.

Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
I wasn't going to, but that was a rough day,
so I appreciate you to repeat the story. I saw
the text. Love, I'm gonnack you.

Speaker 1 (01:28:50):
Some days I just can't say. It's one of those
days where I'm just like, you know, we're doing the
best we can. If you want an award winning show,
listen to one of the other ones. I don't know
because it's not us. Yeah, anyway, so.

Speaker 2 (01:29:04):
What do we got? We got to two and four
songs left, throwback, throw down, Caylen oh srap. Yeah, that's
a good idea because you know it, because you know it.
Caylen and Liz, Kaylen and Liz. You want to guess,

(01:29:25):
baby girl? Oh my, Okay, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:29:32):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
I think who is who's operating a record right now? Mike?
What's going on over there? Who is opera?

Speaker 1 (01:29:39):
Who is actually driving a crane at this moment? Who
is doing demolition derby.

Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
Right now? Who is building a residential tower this current?
I think it's Kevin Rudolf Let it rock?

Speaker 3 (01:29:55):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (01:29:56):
I don't know if it is you win, he went people.
We had an explosive going all it was.

Speaker 5 (01:30:17):
Talked about Jesus, Oh my god, come oh yes.

Speaker 6 (01:30:27):
Yes, take him let it ride, Let it ride, lay
it ride, right.

Speaker 2 (01:30:38):
Yeah, I got fifty eleven times? How many times were
the Keys of the City three to two? Did I
ever tell you about that time that nic music in
the pizza place he wanted to go to. That's not
it's not Nico and Vinzo. Oh man, it's just it's

(01:31:01):
just been one of those days. You know, really, how
many are left? Three songs left? Three songs? Is that
what this is? You just you just went out of
here so much.

Speaker 7 (01:31:12):
Yes, I meant towards Oh my god, I'm flinching that
to see if Rufie.

Speaker 2 (01:31:23):
I think Ruffy he's doing something. I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
Because I see the vigor with which you you bang
on that thing, and I was like, I know that.
I think there's something going on. Do you have the
master buzzer or something? No, you had the master buzzer. No,
I have the master canceller, which I need to push
more when you buzz in first. Okay, three to two
with three songs left, throwback, throw down, Fred show.

Speaker 2 (01:31:48):
Again? Burning uh. I want to call Big Mic. You
will call Big Mic, Big Mic times. You've got this,
Big Mike. I need you to put the wrecking ball
down for just a second, or whoever's demolishing the building
on somewhere here we go. Oh yeah, you have gotten

(01:32:12):
on the shop, you guy. It's all of them. I
want to see the big you know it though. I
want to know Big Mike knows it. Mike, what you
gotta say anything behind the being thrown Big Mike on
this song, isn't it. Oh yeah, there's a guard is

(01:32:33):
Big Mike? Yeah? Burning up? Yeah, that's right. The Pots
and Pans edition, Oh my god, it is all of them.

(01:32:55):
I love this. I actually love this song. I don't
believe it. You don't like this song? No, it's great. Yeah. Wait,
what's your issue? I don't have an I love you
this place tonight. Oh that's what you're laughing about. I
can't believe the real Big Mic is on the phone
with us right now.

Speaker 1 (01:33:12):
I not the Pots and Pants, you know. I love
the person that's like, I've heard these stories before. You
must be a real one. You must listen. You must
listen five hours a day, five days a week for
fourteen years, and I love you for that. But what
you got to remember is most people don't. So you
may hear a story or two again.

Speaker 2 (01:33:30):
You got to do what you do with your grandparents.
Just look like you're hearing it for the first Honestly,
that's what these guys doing. This rule. I'm like, I
don't know how this one.

Speaker 9 (01:33:38):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:33:40):
These guys every day they look at me and they
give me the impression they want to hear the ending well,
the key is the first you know, she hasn't heard
all ten years story.

Speaker 3 (01:33:47):
No you don't know, that's right, Yeah, no, yeah, everything's
new exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:33:54):
I'm doing it for kikiS baby. So was it one?
Three to two? So you could win? Here? Two songs left?
You can win? Please just win, throwback, throw down, Rufio? Great?
Oh no, uh no, shower Yeah that's right.

Speaker 15 (01:34:13):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:34:14):
Can you tell that to drop me?

Speaker 12 (01:34:15):
Grant?

Speaker 2 (01:34:16):
Because I can't get you roll my mind? I think
you would. I'm going to bed when I would think
of you again? You want my homie bring jag July.

Speaker 12 (01:34:29):
Whenever you're brown, I always seem to smile and people
ask me how yo lories and why.

Speaker 2 (01:34:39):
Dancing in the shower?

Speaker 1 (01:34:48):
All right, last song? So we got a tie. We
got Rufio and Kaylin. You could force a tiebreaker. I
guess anyone else that you can have two?

Speaker 2 (01:34:55):
Okay, so basically you two all right, wait, but if
they if they get it, then it'll.

Speaker 1 (01:35:00):
Just forced another one. So basically, everyone get out of
the way. Let's see Caylen, just win. You got please?
Would you mind? Would you mind?

Speaker 2 (01:35:08):
I'm trying you got it?

Speaker 6 (01:35:10):
This is me?

Speaker 2 (01:35:12):
Oh great? Well, I don't even know. Okay, five four
three trade, come on five four todays. That is a stop. Yes,
that is swing Swing by the All American reject That

(01:35:33):
was where the This is another one that goes hard.
So I'll tell you what. I'll tell you. We're running late.

(01:36:05):
I don't care. I want to hear the whole damn thing.
I want to hear the whole damn thing. I want
everyone to listen to this song. Turn it up. If
you're complaining, turn it up even louder, because maybe the
lyrics will be so loud in your head you can't complain.
Probably not, though, So let's see. The winner today is
Liz Liz is Liz wins. Please enjoy the All American

(01:36:34):
Rejects on The Fred Show. Here's the thing with the stories.

Speaker 1 (01:36:39):
You got to listen to me tell the same stories
because I'm like my mom, where I don't let the
truth get in the way of a good story. So
I added, sometimes I add a little wrinkle that maybe
I didn't add before. Sometimes I make it a little
sum up to make it more interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:36:51):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:36:53):
Man, I'm about to say the most obvious thing ever,
But like, is there anything maybe food?

Speaker 2 (01:36:59):
But music.

Speaker 1 (01:37:01):
You hear it and like it. This is a very
high thought. I'm not even high, but like it immediately
takes you back to right where you were when you
heard that. This was two thousand and five maybe, and
I was working in Austin, and I just I remember
we played the crap out of this song and I
was as my brother Fred days. I had a faux
hawk and I think probably had true religion jeans on

(01:37:21):
when I pushed that button. I could barely afford them.
I only had one pair twousand and two.

Speaker 2 (01:37:25):
Actually, wow, was it really? I don't think I had
true religion. I mean, like twelve dollars an hour religion,
not less they run sale at an Abercromby model or
something like that. A model. I was an Abercrombie attendee, wasn't.
I wasn't a model, No, but I did douse myself

(01:37:45):
in fierce every day, which was hell yeah, simpler times.
The fun fact is about It's about space. It's about space.
And I don't think you guys have been following the news,
but our friend, uh which no Sanita.

Speaker 1 (01:37:58):
Anita Sonny Sonny. People are worried about Sonny. People are
worried about Sonny. She had to make a statement. She
did from space where she's not able to get home
because they don't have the spaceship. It's broken down. Mike
the mechanics working on it right now. He's trying to
fix it in time for February. But if you remember
our friends Butcher and Sanita, they went up. There was
supposed to be a few days. It turned out to

(01:38:18):
be six months. And people are worried about her. But
not with this information. I've never told this before. You'll
hear his more Fread show. Next, the Fread Show is
on it Fread's.

Speaker 2 (01:38:32):
Fun Fact, Fred's Fun.

Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
Learn so much so our good friend Sonny Sunita. You know,
Butcher and Sanita, they're stuck in space. They can't get down.
No one can get them down. Spaceship doesn't work or
something like that. They gotta get a new spaceship. They
gotta I don't know. They went on the website. They
ordered one, just come from Timu. I don't know what's
going on anyway. They're worried about Sonny's way. I guess

(01:39:00):
people have been saying that she is losing way too
much weight. And then she had an issue with statement.
She had to go on like space webcam and be like,
I weigh myself every day. I'm fine, don't worry about me. However,
there's no excuse because in twenty nineteen, the International Space
Station tested out a space oven that would allow those
aboard to bake cookies. A special space oven, so you

(01:39:24):
can bake cookies in space.

Speaker 2 (01:39:25):
How many calories each one got?

Speaker 10 (01:39:27):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:39:27):
Please, there's any crumble cookies if I'm in space, just
let me enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:31):
I'm gonna say, no calories in space. One cookie is
one serving. I like this crumble thing where I got to,
you know, divide the thing up by ninety and then
spread it out over the course of, you know, eight months.
When scientists investigated the potential psychological effects of long term
missions in deep space travel, they found things should be
more bearable if astronauts have access to a good variety
of foods that smell and taste a bit more like home.

(01:39:54):
I have no idea how much that must have cost,
But we invested in the space of and space cookies
and they got.

Speaker 2 (01:40:02):
Them and you can bake them. Does that change your
mind about going to space anyone? I mean, if Sonny's
losing weight up there, I'll go into space. That's what
a guy gotta do. Apparently, she says she's okay, but yeah,
I don't know. Is space like a natural majara or something.
Let's go more Fred Show next