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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Three five Kiss That Fab, Chicago's number one hit music
station show. This is what's trending. You know, I've never looked,
and I've heard this, and then someone texted, look at
how many calories are in a single crumble cookie. Those
stories that have popped up all over the place, crumble
cookies seven hundred and sixty calories in a one cookie,
one like the basic one, like this, just one right now,
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yeah right, I don't think you put all kinds of
stuff on it is that's probably not the one that
has like an apple pie on top of it.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
It probably won't include the apple pie in the caloric inting. No,
probably not unless it's in the small press.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Like a cookie with a piece of cheesecake on top
of it. That's a crumble cookie, That's what that is. Yeah,
or like or like it's a cookie with it in
like four recent peanut butter full sized recent peanut butter
cups stacked up on top of it. Like I don't
know if they count that or not taste the same
as the other ones. Yeah, right, sugar, they're so good.
But I will say with the crumble cookies, like I
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really can only eat a half or maybe a quarter
at a time. They're so rich, like it will thirty
eight percent fat, fifty six percent carbon, six percent protein.
Is the calorie breakdown is there? So it's like a
stick of butter in every cookie. Allegedly, I'm not man,
I don't want to put that out there. I'm not
a nutritionist. A lot of people think I am when
they look at my figure, They're like, obviously you're you're
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a master of nutrition. And the answer is no, I
have no formal training whatsoever. But I look up things
like this, and so imagine that a box. If you
buy like six or twelve of those crumble cookies. First
of all, it's like eighty dollars. And second of all,
that's like you're carrying around twelve thousand galleries you know
what I mean, ten thousand calories. Like look at this
cherry cheesecake cookies. It look the cook That's why I'm
(01:43):
killing you. There's a little cookies. And then I have
piece Okay, not even a cake is on the top
of his cookie.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
That's not a cookie, that's a cake.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
That is it's only four than twenty gallery. Yeah, for
what's the servings at a quarter of a cook servings
per dessert is eight and ten, right, because a serving
is half. That's because right, because they're saying that a
half a cookie is a serving. Now that's not right.
A cookie is a cookie. I haven't a cookie.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Because I sell those like those cutters that they're supposed
to take their crumble cookie and the cutter puts it
into four and that's supposed to be like.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
A cookie is one serving. A cookie, I would argue
more than one cookie is a single serving. I would
say you gotta have two. Who has one cookie? Everybody
has two cookies if you have a cookie. Yeah, no,
I'm upset by this flavorless sugar. I say, you know,
if you're buying with that, if you're buying it a
food product, and they're selling you a way to make
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it smaller, like already, like they're already for the beginning,
they're like, you need to cut this in boarders. You
don't even you can't even be trusted with a whole cookie,
you know.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Then no, at least they're putting that it has milk,
unlike Costco over Oh well.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Because all this time I've been buying Costco butter, not
knowing that they had. You don't get it, and then
you would sure. Man. Now I'm suing. I'm suing for sure.
Thursday Night Football, Jason Brown, your first pick of the week,
the Commanders and the Eagles. Eagles. Okay, going with the
Eagles tonight. All right, Let's see if I have some
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of this Mike Tyson audio because I can't possibly do
it justice. But he's talking again because he got big
fights tomorrow night, isn't it. Yes, it is tomorrow night
on Netflix. Big uh, big Mike Tyson fight. And this
clip is of him talking about how his kids don't
know who he is well because he was, you know,
his glory days were in the eighties and nineties for
the most part. So if their kids were really young,
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if they're if they were born after that, then they
probably wouldn't know who he is. Mike Tyson, though, he
sat down for an interview with Rosie Perez. Of all people,
why not, why not? Why sit down with Rosie Perez?
And she has somehow she thinks that his fight with
Jake Paul will affect culture. He said that life is
about making the biggest impact before you die, which prompted
her to ask at what point in his life he
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realized that. He then began to detail his hobby of
getting high on toad venom, which he says is put
him in touch with God and told him what to do.
So this is the quote that I'm okay. So imagine
Mike Tyson saying this. You see a toad, you bust
its a word you can't say. Oh, you put it
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on like a mirror, and it gets hard, you rub
it down until it becomes fine sand, and then you
smoke it. Then you meet God. This is what God
told me to do. That's what Mike Tyson's saying about
toad venom.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
What do you do to the toad?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Well, that's name, it says bust it's p and then
like it's like oh, like it doesn't fill in the
rest of the word. So I'll let you guys play
mad libs with that and figure out what the hell
he's talking about. He says, I know it sounds strange,
but if you do some investigation, people will tell you
about it. I had a shaman. I've done it over
eighty times, ninety times probably Wow. So there you go.
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By the way, a crumble cookie is in fact four servings,
one cookie for serving. I thought the breakdown he just
had had it being four to ten for a serving
and eight ten for a whole cookie, so that would
be two right for that particular one. Yeah. Yeah, So
I was supposed to divide one crumble cookie into four
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and then I was supposed to eat one and then
leave the other three pieces for the other days or something.
You're out of your mind. It's cookie, It's right. Jesus.
Las Vegas, by the way, is rooting for Jake Paul
to beat Mike Tyson, which is crazy because I think
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the rest of the world is rooting for Mike Tyson
to beat Jake Paul, right, I mean, who doesn't want
Does anyone in this room want Jake Paul have beat
Mike the legend Mike Tyson that.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Like the Montana Boys want him to end. Maybe Finance Bros.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah. According to bet mgm Paul is a favorite, but
the majority of fans are betting on Tyson to pull
off the upset. I guess what they're calling this against
the YouTuber turned boxer. I mean, this is where we're at.
We got a YouTuber fighting one of the greatest fighters
in the world, who I think is gonna beat his ass.
I really do. I saw some pictures he had us
a video more video of him fighting. I'm not I wouldn't.
(06:17):
I don't think. I don't think you have enough money
for me to go in the ring. He I would die, I.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Mean, and he's got nothing to lose. He's met God,
he's on toads.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
But he was.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Punching so fast. I couldn't even see his arms moving.
And he's sixty years old, right, Like dude, I worry,
But then again, I also going to be so sad
if he loses, you know, because it's like this is gimmick.
You know, people are leaving X for Blue Sky and
Threads apparently threat. I thought they tried to make threads
(06:47):
a thing, and threads is not a thing.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
They did, But maybe I want to take my talents elsewhere.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Well. The social media platform exising a massive user exodus.
One day after the presidential election, over one hundred and
fifteen thousand users deactivated their account, the biggest loss users
since Elon Musk bought the platform in twenty twenty two.
X is not releasing those numbers. Other services are. Meanwhile,
alternative text based social media apps are reporting an influx
of users. One million people joined Blue Sky in the
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past week, bringing up the count to fifteen million and
metas Threads has announced they've ex seated two hundred and
seventy five million active users. Now that that one might
be deceiving, because I think if you have an Instagram account,
then you have a Threads account, don't you.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I never signed up something neither, So.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I think that's I think that's kind of I don't
think two hundred and seventy five million people are like
clamoring to get on Threads, right. I do have one,
and I was like, this is the same as all
the rest of them. I don't need one more to update.
I like to win.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
So many people had Elon blocked on X that he
made it so you can't block people anymore, so that
we couldn't block him.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
In trending stories, the world's most popular password list is
out and uh for the second year in a row,
One two three four five six is on the top
of the list, followed then by one two three four,
five six seven eight. Ah got him, You got him,
You got him with that one. No one will ever
figure that one out. Also on the list password forty
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and secret and quirty because it goes it's the first
whatever it is five across the top. That's why. That's
why that works across the KEYPD.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Mine is someone's name in this room? Insane, Well, people's
name in this room.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yes, thank you, I'm honored. Forty one, two three, forty one
one one one one one one.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I love that one.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
But you know what not to be uvedone by one two, three, four, five, no, six, no, seven,
eight or nine.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Your past was.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Number nine on the list of the most common passwords secret.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
What was Biden's son's past?
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, a position and then
a secret in his promise, wouldn't it It is pretty
much position yeah, numbers yeah, and then finally riding out
the top ten of the most popular passwords in twenty
twenty four, whatever year we are in one two three
(09:15):
one two three bet yeah, you guys are welcome.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
It's content like this that makes us not award winning.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Get in the door.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
We don't even get invited to the awards, No, we
just Jason had to be a waiter. There was a
radio awards ceremony aginesterday and Jason had to serve drinks
to people who's beating the rate. It's crazy, like, how
did that happen? Jason you need. I love you so much, Jason,
and there's no butt here, there's no but I love
(09:44):
you so much, period. Next time to you don't and
I love you because you want to help everybody all
the time and you never say no to anything. But
unfortunately there are I feel like at times there are
things that you're asked to do that are far far
beneath you. At this point, we need you to not
where the Brittany had set and wrangle other radio personalities
(10:05):
winning awards when we're the number one. Well actually I
think the last week we were eleventh, but like the
week before that, definitely number one. So week by week, guys,
it's that crazy. Depending on the week. Yeah, oh yeah, no,
last week we were total idiots. The week before that
revolutionary content that we were putting out. This week, who knows,
there's really no telling. We may get beaten by that
(10:27):
AM Polar station. It's possible. But you had you you
were helping out because for for whatever reason, our people
were the ones putting on this where we were like
the crew of this local radio awards thing yesterday, and
for some reason you were the one that had to
go out and wrangle all the presenters who are our competitors.
You don't work for there you you I don't I
(10:50):
don't want you. I don't do that anymore. Don't do that.
You're above it. I'm here to tell you from now on,
I want you to call me every week with your calendar.
We're going to go through it, and I'm going to
tell you. I'm gonna tell you or just attachment to
your calendar. No, no, no, and I'm just gonna go
ahead and cancel. I'm gonna r s VP for everything
that I think you're above, which is most of it.
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It's gonna be like, sorry, he can't go to that.
I'll be your people.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
It's not even above like you were eligible to win
one of those.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
H Like if Leonardo DiCaprio's not up for an Emmy
or or an he doesn't, he doesn't then hint out
the Cannibas the next year. You know what I'm saying,
Just like he wasn't in a movie, so he can't
win one. We've already won one, so I guess we're
not gonna win another one. So it's whatever it is.
But like, honestly, we actually didn't submit, so that's part
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of the reason it's hard to win an award when
you actually don't submit. But I've got top secret people
on the inside who confirmed there was no submission. Because
I'm relentless and i will not give up until I
get to the I hired a private investigator earlier, I
hired a cybersecurity team, and we got into the system
and we did what we had to do, so we
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didn't even submit. But that doesn't mean that you have
to work there.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
The things just happen to me sometimes and then when
I'm in it, I'm like, wow, like this is this
is happening, this is my life.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah, got it.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
It's just funny because like the I Heredium Music Festival. Okay,
so you were on and I'm not saying this to
be boastful, like I'm not, but like this is the
large radio show in a number of large cities that
does very well, is very successful. And then you go
to the Heredium Music Festival because you're also in the
marketing team on the marketing team, so they have you
doing things there that are like marketing and promotions related,
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and these executives are walking by and like handing you
their empty coffee cup because they don't know because they've
never met you, because no one's ever put you in
the context stuff he's on the Fred Show, because as
soon as they and you won't tell him because you're
because you're too humble, but as soon as you did,
they would be so humiliated that they just handed you
their empty coffee cup or asked you to go get
them water or something. But you won't do that because
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that's not you.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
It's kind of giving undercover boss. I kind of like
seeing how people, how people active.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
They a few people differently. Yes, and I.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Worked in do you know he works on the show.
That's everybody knows. You hand your empty coffee up to me,
not to Jackson. That's what I'm boring. Competition.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
I can't I mind can't wrap around now.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Don't know. Everyone knows I'm the human trash can. It's fine.
I just walk around with the trash bag of the
radio Music festival.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Nobody from the Fresh Show was like present to like
attend there.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Also, we also weren't invited.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Jackson is right.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
The present.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
It's like, so, which one are you are?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I don't want you doing that anymore. I'm too proud
of you for that. We're not You're on in the mornings, too.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
We're not all right, They're like, are you taking from
the sports report?
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
I love that you're a man of the people, and
I love that you want to help everybody, and I
love that you'll never say no. But I need you
to say no next time. Okay, that one thing. Let's
have a little meeting once a week and you just
tell me what they're asking you to do, and I'll
tell you what you're gonna do. And I'll be happy
to tell them what you what I don't want you doing.
I'll be happy to be like Jason Brown is a
treasure and he's above that, just so you know. So,
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how about this, guys, four County? Where are they from?
Give me a crumble? Where is there a crumble? Cookie?
Why did we win an award? I can't say, California?
What do you mean? What did I do? I just
you know what, that's what I deserve. After going on
for five minutes about how legendary we are, that's our
submission for next year. This whole break about how we
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deserve a trophy. Nobody cares. Four California residents were arrested
in connection with insurance fraud when they claim that a
bear damaged their car. It turns out, though, that the
bear was a person in a bear costume. Yes, this
is a real story. The suspects filed a claim with
their insurance company saying that the got into their car,
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a twenty ten Rolls Royce Ghost and then damaged the
inside with scratches. The insurance department said the suspects then
provided a video which showed the bear in the car.
An investigation into the claim took a closer look at
the video and found the bear was actually a human
being in a bear costume. They took the video to
biologists to the California Department of Fish and Wildlife to
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look at it, and the biologist said that is a
person in a bear suit. The insurance department said that
investigators also found two other claims with two different insurance
companies under the suspects names, for the same date and location,
two different cars, same dude in a bear costume. The
insurance department said that those videos also appeared to have
a person in a bear costume and they will not
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be paying the one one hundred and forty one thousand
dollars in insurance claims. People trying to make So you
screwed up your own car, idiot and I can't. And
the latest thing that you guys are going to need
from a tech standpoint, because you need more social media
platform people learned that you got to be on and
now you need them the sega Emo Jam Dumb pager.
(16:08):
All it does is send emojis to friends who also
have one. So this is like the two way pager generation.
Remember a lot of you may not know this because
you probably weren't even alive, but in the early two thousands,
certain people had their had two way pages, which was
essentially a device that only sent text messages before text
messages were prominent, but you had to have you had
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to have a two way pager to receive a two
way page. So like the only like our friend Billy
the Kid had one, of course, yeah in two thousand
and one, and it like hung off his belt and
the whole thing. But I'm like, who are you talking
to you on that thing? Because you could only talk
to other people who had one.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Was that when you had the Flavor Saver year he
certainly did.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
He certainly did have a Flavor Saver. Yeah, it's our
friend in Dallas, and but yet I just it was
cool looking and it was expensive and you were like,
oh wow, that's cool. What is that. I'm like, well,
can you text me with it? No, you don't have one,
so like you, well, that's what I mean. Like so,
I guess it was more of a status symbol. But
this is the Emo Jam. The device is trying to
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bring back page your culture of the nineties. The device
doesn't send text or numbers, but it sends up to
eleven hundred original emojis over Wi Fi. You can arrange
up to ten in a row to send you other
That's what I want to do is I want to
go buy this thing and then have to decode from
my buddies. What you know, beer can eggplant, smiley face
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and what does that mean? Does that mean? Okay, so
we're gonna go and drink beer and then hopefully later
that I don't know, you know what I mean. Like
it's crazy, but according to Sega, there's an emoji tab
feature Emoji lab rather that you can then put mojis together,
into emoji together, into one and then I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
This is not the best use of our time, but
this is what you're supposed.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
To go buy now? Is this Sega Emo Jam and
literally the last line is exactly what I'm talking about.
You put a bunch together and then I to sit
there and try and figure out what the hell you met.
As opposed to using our words or our mouths to
just communicate to each other.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
I want to make life harder so bad.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Just one more thing. Uh, It's National seatbelt Day, National
Family PGA Day to wear matching pajamas with your family.
Do you guys do that on the holidays. My mom
just tried that over the years, but we don't do
it anymore. One year we had all white, like sweatsuit pants,
like like sweatshirt and okay, Chris, no, we looked like
we were in like an insane asilum. We all had
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all white and like the picture looks like we were
like in some sort of a facility. We don't do
that anymore. It's also National pickle Day today as well.
Yes for you, that's for you. Caitlin. The entertainer reporting
blogs will do them next back in two minutes. I'm
a friend show what O three five Kiss FM, Chicago's
number one hit music station, Bread show Ladies and Gentlemen
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a sign to play the throw throw down? Yeah, we
lost the great dig cheez crest. Here we go me, Will,
how you doing well? Good morning? Welcome mart Hey will
you got Rufio? Let's go Will. Okay, we're gonna try
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to see Rufio can win today with no microphone. We're
taking his microphone away completely. We're gonna see if you
can still win. Hey, Liz, Hi, Hey Liz, welcome. Caitlyn's
your player today.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Oh, Liz, I am said.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
We need a better mental attitude.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Caitlyn might win.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Well, I don't know. I don't care if somebody over
there in your chair needs to win and we need
to have a better attitude. Okay, I need to turn
that frown upside down? Uh? Is it? Mari Maddy scene
out and the scene I went? I went basic, Jane, I.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Call Caitlyn when my parents to let me download.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
You know, we need to stop again so bad at
this game. We truly need Uh. We only have thirteen listeners. Honestly,
every day somebody calls and goes one of them. I'm
going I called last hour. I'm like, okay, well you
don't need to rub it in that. It's so easy
to get through. I mean, honestly, I'm getting line Paulina
and Maddy. All right, Maddy. But if I had said
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that and it was Mari, then I would have got
made fun of. So this one's really easy. Big b Okay, Mike,
we've lost Big Mike. Big Mike kis he been in
the club fifty eleven times trying to meet you, apparently honestly.
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And that's another thing too, is like Kaylin was telling
me what the lyrics were, and then we read the
official lyrics only to find that your whole life, you
thought they were this way and it was something totally different.
I never realized how much that didn't make sense. Fifty
eleven times. I've only heard that song fifty eleven times. Yeah,
I never really picked out picked up on them. Hey, Jennifer,
did you fall? Jennifer? Okay? Life Alert, push the push
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the button on the necklace. Are you okay? Jennifer? Okay? Good?
Adjacent's your player today?
Speaker 2 (21:05):
All right, girl, let's do this.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Let's go Jason. Oh yeah, Hey, guys, this is going
to work out great. Let me MUTI at home players.
Eight songs Tyebreaker if necessary. We got the buzzers in
the studio, the game show buzzer, just say your name
is you? Buzz all decisiones by me, the great DC
or final you can use each of You have a
phone a friend, which you can use to confer on
any point except the winning point. And that rule we
(21:29):
could probably get rid of because it clearly is not
done what it was supposed to do. Because Rufio is
the next closest person has three times less fewer wins
than rufo does, so that rule is not working.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
So you want to bring it back?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Oh, I know, it's whatever, It's fine. It doesn't add
four times more wins than Caitlin too.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Doesn't want to play.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
When you someone will find Kaylin and tell her to
kick Rufeo's ass. Honestly, take the man down. Okay, saw
number one? You know, I gotta make sure I don't
know these have Diddy every week. I gotta go through
a mental check and be like, okay, are any molesters
on any of these sellings? Like? Are any of these
people in jail? Honestly?
Speaker 4 (22:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Like seriously, So for some reason I missed a feature somewhere,
then please don't text me because I didn't mean it.
I didn't Okay, I'm doing the best I can. I'm serious, though, Like,
now we had all these people committing all these crimes allegedly,
and now I got to go through the throwback list
and in the playlist and everything else and make sure
that maybe we just do women. Are we safe there?
(22:37):
I don't know? Anyway, Here we go, so number one
throwback throw down.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
He was a man enough for me?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Oh yeah, wait wait, hold on, hold on. First of all.
First of all, first of all, a Braxton. Really he
wasn't man enough for There was no part of that
that was right. I mean, I can't even you kid, No, okay,
damn it rupie tweet. Oops, oh my, that's right. Would
(23:09):
you check your buzzer buzz rooms guys, Literally it does work.
Speaker 7 (23:12):
It does.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Everybody's buzzers work. So you know.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
What I Tony, Tony Braxton, he wasn't mad enough.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Okay, but still not right. I want you to try
that on Jeopardy. You know what I meant, Ken, have
yourself around the sausage. That's incorrect. You know what I meant, Ryan,
You know what I meant.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
Man.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
By the way, I thought, honestly, I thought a lot
about Kaitlin's boyfriend is breadmaking operation and if it's if
it's ruining her home like just get their flower everywhere?
And is it like a like a commercial bakery inside there?
And honestly, I thought about that. What was the other
thing I thought about all day yesterday? Yes, there was
something else.
Speaker 6 (24:13):
I thought about all day just comes flowers, not the awards.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
No, it was something about what did you just say
a second ago? Oh? No, something else bothered me all
day yesterday. I could I'll think of.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
It my broken buzzer.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Maybe that's what it was. I think it was Tamar
Braxton bothered me all day yesterday. I was like, I
hope everything's okay, all right? One Rufio song to throwback
throw down that is, oh you know it? Turn me on?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Kevin Lett pushing everything right.
Speaker 8 (24:45):
And if you think you're gonna get away from me,
you better change your mind. If you're going.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
On, you're going home with me to not my body.
Speaker 7 (24:58):
You got a crazy met me going crazy.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
It's amazing. That's a tricky thing. I'll I'll never say
that being a dude is hard. Being a dude's not hard,
not nearly as hard as it is to be a woman,
in my opinion. But if you can pull that off,
like if you can go up to a woman like women.
You always hear women talk about I wish guys walk
up to me. I wish guys would be assertive. I
wish guys would do this. And now, like, if I
(25:31):
gotta think it's sexy, if you can walk up to
a women and go, you're leaving with me tonight, the
problem is you better be the guy she wants to
leave with, because nine times out of ten that's not
going to work. The one time out of ten the
woman goes, oh my god, he was so assertive that
it was so sexy. The problem is is a guy,
most men don't have the self awareness or the knowledge,
and we also can't read your mind. So it's like,
(25:53):
I'm not suggesting that's a great thing for I'm not
saying every man listening who singles should walk up to
every woman, But like I hear stories from women who
met husbands and boyfriends and they're like, he was so assertive.
He walked right up to me and he said, we're
going home together tonight, or I don't know something like that,
you know, or you're going out with me, or I'm
going to marry you or something like that. You hear
about this happening, but you only hear about the success stories.
(26:15):
You don't hear about the other nine times straight? Did
you that a dude walked up to the woman and goes,
we're going home together tonight, and then he wound up
in jail that night.
Speaker 6 (26:24):
But Kevin said, if you think you're gonna get away
from me, no, that's not going to change your mind.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
I would get away from him.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
I don't recommend the whole the whole phrase, and I'm
just saying, like, I gotta think and you guys, you
guys can confirm or tonight, but I gotta think assertive
and confident is sexy?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Sean Bond did that to get my mom after you
go retreat and he walked up to her and she
was with a different dude. He said, you should be
with me.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
I've done something like that before. I mean, I've been like,
call me when you break up with him. But the
problem is the problem is that either that either happened
or it's like what a douchebag for saying that. You
know what I mean, Like, I guess you just gotta
shoot your shop shot. But you hear about it as
a as a man all the time. These women going, oh,
I wish that dudes would walk up to me and
I wish they'd do this and that, and then you
(27:10):
do it, and a lot of times it doesn't. Dude.
It's got to be the right in the right situation
at the right time, and it doesn't deter me. But
it's just I hear it, and I'm like, if as
long as it do is not being like disrespectful or creepy,
then are you receiving it in a way that you
(27:30):
know now that I'm saying it's a woman's fault, But
it's just like, if you want that and you want
men to do it more regularly, then you've got to
be willing to nicely say no to the guys who
try it and you don't want it, especially if and
if you're the dude. You have to accept rejection gracefully.
That's another thing. I agree. I agree, I agree, I
completely because I think we were talking about earlier in
(27:55):
the week. I've had friends and women i've dated or
going on dates which show me responses they've gotten on
dating apps for being ignored, and the guys just get
downright mean, and it's like, but why why did you
match with me? If I'm ugly there? You know what
I mean, or like I don't you know, No one
owes anybody anything. I'm just saying as a general movement.
If you're if you're somebody who says I want men
(28:17):
to be more assertive, well that means that some men,
as long as they're being respectful, will be assertive. That
you don't want to be assertive, and you have to
nicely say I don't want your assertion, yes, or insertion
or any other assertions. You know what I mean? What
do we have? We got one kalin one Rufio song
three in the throwback throw down rufo. Oh my goodness,
(28:42):
that's five. What you say it is not? It is not.
I'm gonna count faster for that is Jason, I mean
that is.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
That is replay.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
But he's the ruler half raid But.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
No me replay Jay Shawn.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
No, we're out of the two thousands artists. We're out
of them now. Yeah, as replay I as replay is correct?
Speaker 5 (29:21):
He damn friends, friends will playing.
Speaker 7 (29:26):
Like a s again.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
That girl like something off a poster. Hey, that girl
is a dum. That girl is the runs the poster.
She runs them on holiday.
Speaker 8 (29:39):
Nobody else shine, don't me singing that.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Every days past, replay.
Speaker 7 (29:54):
Talk about.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Every day. He's like, play available.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Our limit is we need two songs. He can just
replay it.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Yeah, we need two songs and less than eighty seven
thousand dollars. That's what we need.
Speaker 7 (30:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Someone just texted, I love you guys, but you're getting
repetitive with your stories. First of all, duh, I only
have ten stories. I've been saying that for fourteen years.
Second of all, the same person asked us to repeat
a story that we told about the nacho cheese abouten
So I don't.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Which one is having a hard day, honest.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
You want us to repeat a story, but then we
repeat too many? No, no, no no. And by the way,
I'm the first to admit I tell the same stories
over and over again. Me too, So make them so
we get two kaylin and one roof. He has song
four in the throwback throw down. Yes, that's over.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
If you're feeling all right, I'm gonna go on a friend.
Maddy is gonna help me.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Oh you are?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
You wanted to pass it over?
Speaker 1 (31:05):
No, I'm reading more air checks from on on the text?
Get back to the songs. Oh sorry, sorry, I was
telling a new story. Sorry I say, then we'll never
do that again. Maddy and Paulina?
Speaker 4 (31:17):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Is it like a radio convention in town? Why are
we getting air checked on the text? I don't know, Maddie.
What's the name of the song? She need here some more?
May do you want some more? Is Maddy even there? Maddy?
Speaker 8 (31:29):
Okay, I can't hear it.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Well, I haven't done anything, but you have to acknowledge
that you have to say. When I say, Maddy, you
have to go hiboyybody. Okay, I know, I'm I'm sorry,
she said. Her response was okay, no, all right?
Speaker 2 (31:51):
So am I wrong?
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Okay? You're looking at me. I can't tell you what Rufio,
Nico and Vince? Am I wrong? Are we gonna find
out that he like prioritizes his butter buzzer?
Speaker 5 (32:11):
Somehow?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Something is going on.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
I'm going as fast as I can.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
I know you are.
Speaker 7 (32:24):
Wrong. Now, you guys got to be something for real?
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah?
Speaker 6 (32:31):
Am I what the.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Drink?
Speaker 2 (32:43):
That soppy?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
This so kind of goes hard. I think we appreciated
Nico and Vince as much as we should. Hey, you
want to tell that one time the story when they
were dements on Michigan Avenue. I was going to, but
that was a rough day, so I appreciate you to
repeat the story.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
I saw the text left.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
I'm ack you. Some days I just can't say. It's
one of those days where I'm just like, you know,
we're doing the best we can. If you want an
award winning show, listen to one of the other ones.
I don't know because it's not us. Yeah, anyway, so
what do we got? We got to two and four
songs left, throwback, throw down, Kaylen oh srap. Yeah, that's
(33:32):
a good idea because you know it, because you know it.
Calen and Liz, Kaylen and Liz.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
You want to guess baby girl? Oh okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Okay, I think who is who is operating a record?
What's going on there? Who is opera? Who is actually
driving a crane if this moment? Who is doing demolition
derby right now? Who is building a residential tower this current?
Speaker 2 (34:12):
I think it's Kevin Rudolf.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Let it rock, you know what, I don't know. If
it is, you win, you win.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
People.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
We had an explosive going all it was.
Speaker 9 (34:37):
Talking about Jesus, Oh my God, come oh yes, Rod
Rock rock.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Right, Yeah, I got a fifty eleven times. How many
times Keys of the City? Three to two? Did I
ever tell you about that time I met n a
piece of place he wanted to go to. That's not
It's not Nico and Vinzo. Oh man, it's just it's
(35:20):
just been one of those days you don't really have
how many are left? Three songs left? Three songs? Are
you waiting to go home?
Speaker 5 (35:28):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 1 (35:30):
You just we just went out of here so much.
Speaker 6 (35:32):
Yes, I meant towards Oh my god, I'm flinching that
to see if Rufie.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
I think rufy he's doing something. I'm trying because I
see the vigor with which you you bang on that thing,
and I was like, I know that. I think there's
something going on. Do you have the master buzzer or something? No,
you had the master buzzer. No, I have the master canceller,
which I need to push more. When you in first. Okay,
three to two, with three songs left, throwback, throw down,
(36:04):
Fred show.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Again, burning uh.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
I want to call Big Mic. You will call Big Mike,
Big Mike, and you've got this, Big Mike. I need
you to put the wrecking ball down for just a second,
or whoever's demolishing a building on somewhere here we go.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Oh yeah, you have gotten on the shot, your guy.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
If it's all of them, I want to see a
big Mi you know it though. I want to know
Big Mike knows it. Mike, what you gotta say? Anything
behind being thrown.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Big Mic.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
On this song, isn't it? Oh yeah, there's a guard,
is Big Mike? Yeah? Burning up? Yeah, that's right. The
Pots and Pans edition, Oh my god, is all of them?
Speaker 5 (37:14):
I love this?
Speaker 1 (37:14):
I actually love this song.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
I believe it.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
You don't like this song? No, it's great?
Speaker 7 (37:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Wait, what's your issue? I have an issue? I love
you in this place tonight. Oh that's what you're laughing about.
I can't believe the real Big Mic is on the
phone with us right now. I not the Pots and Pants.
I love the person that's like. I've heard these stories before.
You must be a real one. You must listen. You
must listen five hours a day, five days a week
(37:43):
for fourteen years, and I love you for that. But
what you got to remember is most people don't. So
you may hear a story or two. Again.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
You got to do what you do with your grandparents
just look like you're hearing it for.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
The first Honestly, that's what these guys do in this rule.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
I'm like, I don't know how this one.
Speaker 5 (37:57):
I know.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
You got every day they look at me and they
give me the impression they want to hear the ending. Well,
it's the keys event she not he she hasn't heard
all ten years. No, you don't know alable. That's right. Yeah, no, yeah,
everything's new exactly. I'm doing it for kikiS baby, do
it for me? Baby? So was it one? Three, two?
So you could win? Here? Two songs left? You can win?
(38:22):
Please just win throw back, throw down, Rufio great? Oh no,
uh no, shower? Oh yeah, that's right. Wow.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Can you tell that to drove me?
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Because I can't get to rub my mind?
Speaker 8 (38:37):
I think you want I'm going to bed when I
would you think of you again? You want my homie July?
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Whenever you're brown.
Speaker 8 (38:50):
I always seemed to smile and people ask me how
you lories and why.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Dancing in the sing alright, last song? So we got
a tie. We got Rufio and Kaylin. You could force
a tiebreaker. I guess anyone else that you even have two? Okay,
So basically, you two all.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Right, wait, but if they if they get it.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Then it'll just force another one. So basically, everyone get
out of the way. Let's see Caylen just win you please?
Would you mind? Would you mind?
Speaker 2 (39:28):
I'm trying.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
You got it?
Speaker 4 (39:30):
This is oh great, well I don't even know. Okay,
five four three trade, come on five four todays?
Speaker 1 (39:43):
That a stop right?
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Yes, that is swing Swing by the All American reject.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
This is another one that goes hard. So I'll tell
you what I'll say. You're running late. I don't care.
(40:26):
I want to hear the whole damn thing. I want
to hear the whole damn thing. That thirty second. I
want everyone to listen to this song. Turn it up
if you if you're complaining, turn it up even louder,
because maybe the lyrics will be still loud in your head.
You can't complain. Probably not, though, So let's see. The
winner today is Liz Liz is Winn. Liz wins. Please
(40:52):
enjoy the All American Rejects on The Fred Show.
Three five Kiss That Fab, Chicago's number one hit music
station show. This is what's trending. You know, I've never looked,
and I've heard this, and then someone texted, look at
how many calories are in a single crumble cookie. Those
stories that have popped up all over the place, crumble
cookies seven hundred and sixty calories in a one cookie,
one like the basic one, like this, just one right now,
(00:24):
yeah right, I don't think you put all kinds of
stuff on it is that's probably not the one that
has like an apple pie on top of it.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
It probably won't include the apple pie in the caloric inting. No,
probably not unless it's in the small press.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Like a cookie with a piece of cheesecake on top
of it. That's a crumble cookie, That's what that is. Yeah,
or like or like it's a cookie with it in
like four recent peanut butter full sized recent peanut butter
cups stacked up on top of it. Like I don't
know if they count that or not taste the same
as the other ones. Yeah, right, sugar, they're so good.
But I will say with the crumble cookies, like I
(00:58):
really can only eat a half or maybe a quarter
at a time. They're so rich, like it will thirty
eight percent fat, fifty six percent carbon, six percent protein.
Is the calorie breakdown is there? So it's like a
stick of butter in every cookie. Allegedly, I'm not man,
I don't want to put that out there. I'm not
a nutritionist. A lot of people think I am when
they look at my figure, They're like, obviously you're you're
(01:20):
a master of nutrition. And the answer is no, I
have no formal training whatsoever. But I look up things
like this, and so imagine that a box. If you
buy like six or twelve of those crumble cookies. First
of all, it's like eighty dollars. And second of all,
that's like you're carrying around twelve thousand galleries you know
what I mean, ten thousand calories. Like look at this
cherry cheesecake cookies. It look the cook That's why I'm
(01:43):
killing you. There's a little cookies. And then I have
piece Okay, not even a cake is on the top
of his cookie.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
That's not a cookie, that's a cake.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
That is it's only four than twenty gallery. Yeah, for
what's the servings at a quarter of a cook servings
per dessert is eight and ten, right, because a serving
is half. That's because right, because they're saying that a
half a cookie is a serving. Now that's not right.
A cookie is a cookie. I haven't a cookie.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Because I sell those like those cutters that they're supposed
to take their crumble cookie and the cutter puts it
into four and that's supposed to be like.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
A cookie is one serving. A cookie, I would argue
more than one cookie is a single serving. I would
say you gotta have two. Who has one cookie? Everybody
has two cookies if you have a cookie. Yeah, no,
I'm upset by this flavorless sugar. I say, you know,
if you're buying with that, if you're buying it a
food product, and they're selling you a way to make
(02:42):
it smaller, like already, like they're already for the beginning,
they're like, you need to cut this in boarders. You
don't even you can't even be trusted with a whole cookie,
you know.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Then no, at least they're putting that it has milk,
unlike Costco over Oh well.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Because all this time I've been buying Costco butter, not
knowing that they had. You don't get it, and then
you would sure. Man. Now I'm suing. I'm suing for sure.
Thursday Night Football, Jason Brown, your first pick of the week,
the Commanders and the Eagles. Eagles. Okay, going with the
Eagles tonight. All right, Let's see if I have some
(03:16):
of this Mike Tyson audio because I can't possibly do
it justice. But he's talking again because he got big
fights tomorrow night, isn't it. Yes, it is tomorrow night
on Netflix. Big uh, big Mike Tyson fight. And this
clip is of him talking about how his kids don't
know who he is well because he was, you know,
his glory days were in the eighties and nineties for
the most part. So if their kids were really young,
(03:38):
if they're if they were born after that, then they
probably wouldn't know who he is. Mike Tyson, though, he
sat down for an interview with Rosie Perez. Of all people,
why not, why not? Why sit down with Rosie Perez?
And she has somehow she thinks that his fight with
Jake Paul will affect culture. He said that life is
about making the biggest impact before you die, which prompted
her to ask at what point in his life he
(03:59):
realized that. He then began to detail his hobby of
getting high on toad venom, which he says is put
him in touch with God and told him what to do.
So this is the quote that I'm okay. So imagine
Mike Tyson saying this. You see a toad, you bust
its a word you can't say. Oh, you put it
(04:19):
on like a mirror, and it gets hard, you rub
it down until it becomes fine sand, and then you
smoke it. Then you meet God. This is what God
told me to do. That's what Mike Tyson's saying about
toad venom.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
What do you do to the toad?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Well, that's name, it says bust it's p and then
like it's like oh, like it doesn't fill in the
rest of the word. So I'll let you guys play
mad libs with that and figure out what the hell
he's talking about. He says, I know it sounds strange,
but if you do some investigation, people will tell you
about it. I had a shaman. I've done it over
eighty times, ninety times probably Wow. So there you go.
(04:57):
By the way, a crumble cookie is in fact four servings,
one cookie for serving. I thought the breakdown he just
had had it being four to ten for a serving
and eight ten for a whole cookie, so that would
be two right for that particular one. Yeah. Yeah, So
I was supposed to divide one crumble cookie into four
(05:19):
and then I was supposed to eat one and then
leave the other three pieces for the other days or something.
You're out of your mind. It's cookie, It's right. Jesus.
Las Vegas, by the way, is rooting for Jake Paul
to beat Mike Tyson, which is crazy because I think
(05:39):
the rest of the world is rooting for Mike Tyson
to beat Jake Paul, right, I mean, who doesn't want
Does anyone in this room want Jake Paul have beat
Mike the legend Mike Tyson that.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Like the Montana Boys want him to end. Maybe Finance Bros.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah. According to bet mgm Paul is a favorite, but
the majority of fans are betting on Tyson to pull
off the upset. I guess what they're calling this against
the YouTuber turned boxer. I mean, this is where we're at.
We got a YouTuber fighting one of the greatest fighters
in the world, who I think is gonna beat his ass.
I really do. I saw some pictures he had us
a video more video of him fighting. I'm not I wouldn't.
(06:17):
I don't think. I don't think you have enough money
for me to go in the ring. He I would die, I.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Mean, and he's got nothing to lose. He's met God,
he's on toads.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
But he was.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Punching so fast. I couldn't even see his arms moving.
And he's sixty years old, right, Like dude, I worry,
But then again, I also going to be so sad
if he loses, you know, because it's like this is gimmick.
You know, people are leaving X for Blue Sky and
Threads apparently threat. I thought they tried to make threads
(06:47):
a thing, and threads is not a thing.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
They did, But maybe I want to take my talents elsewhere.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Well. The social media platform exising a massive user exodus.
One day after the presidential election, over one hundred and
fifteen thousand users deactivated their account, the biggest loss users
since Elon Musk bought the platform in twenty twenty two.
X is not releasing those numbers. Other services are. Meanwhile,
alternative text based social media apps are reporting an influx
of users. One million people joined Blue Sky in the
(07:13):
past week, bringing up the count to fifteen million and
metas Threads has announced they've ex seated two hundred and
seventy five million active users. Now that that one might
be deceiving, because I think if you have an Instagram account,
then you have a Threads account, don't you.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I never signed up something neither, So.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I think that's I think that's kind of I don't
think two hundred and seventy five million people are like
clamoring to get on Threads, right. I do have one,
and I was like, this is the same as all
the rest of them. I don't need one more to update.
I like to win.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
So many people had Elon blocked on X that he
made it so you can't block people anymore, so that
we couldn't block him.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
In trending stories, the world's most popular password list is
out and uh for the second year in a row,
One two three four five six is on the top
of the list, followed then by one two three four,
five six seven eight. Ah got him, You got him,
You got him with that one. No one will ever
figure that one out. Also on the list password forty
(08:10):
and secret and quirty because it goes it's the first
whatever it is five across the top. That's why. That's
why that works across the KEYPD.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Mine is someone's name in this room? Insane, Well, people's
name in this room.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yes, thank you, I'm honored. Forty one, two three, forty one
one one one one one one.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I love that one.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
But you know what not to be uvedone by one two, three, four, five, no, six, no, seven,
eight or nine.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Your past was.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Number nine on the list of the most common passwords secret.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
What was Biden's son's past?
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, a position and then
a secret in his promise, wouldn't it It is pretty
much position yeah, numbers yeah, and then finally riding out
the top ten of the most popular passwords in twenty
twenty four, whatever year we are in one two three
(09:15):
one two three bet yeah, you guys are welcome.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
It's content like this that makes us not award winning.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Get in the door.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
We don't even get invited to the awards, No, we
just Jason had to be a waiter. There was a
radio awards ceremony aginesterday and Jason had to serve drinks
to people who's beating the rate. It's crazy, like, how
did that happen? Jason you need. I love you so much, Jason,
and there's no butt here, there's no but I love
(09:44):
you so much, period. Next time to you don't and
I love you because you want to help everybody all
the time and you never say no to anything. But
unfortunately there are I feel like at times there are
things that you're asked to do that are far far
beneath you. At this point, we need you to not
where the Brittany had set and wrangle other radio personalities
(10:05):
winning awards when we're the number one. Well actually I
think the last week we were eleventh, but like the
week before that, definitely number one. So week by week, guys,
it's that crazy. Depending on the week. Yeah, oh yeah, no,
last week we were total idiots. The week before that
revolutionary content that we were putting out. This week, who knows,
there's really no telling. We may get beaten by that
(10:27):
AM Polar station. It's possible. But you had you you
were helping out because for for whatever reason, our people
were the ones putting on this where we were like
the crew of this local radio awards thing yesterday, and
for some reason you were the one that had to
go out and wrangle all the presenters who are our competitors.
You don't work for there you you I don't I
(10:50):
don't want you. I don't do that anymore. Don't do that.
You're above it. I'm here to tell you from now on,
I want you to call me every week with your calendar.
We're going to go through it, and I'm going to
tell you. I'm gonna tell you or just attachment to
your calendar. No, no, no, and I'm just gonna go
ahead and cancel. I'm gonna r s VP for everything
that I think you're above, which is most of it.
(11:11):
It's gonna be like, sorry, he can't go to that.
I'll be your people.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
It's not even above like you were eligible to win
one of those.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
H Like if Leonardo DiCaprio's not up for an Emmy
or or an he doesn't, he doesn't then hint out
the Cannibas the next year. You know what I'm saying,
Just like he wasn't in a movie, so he can't
win one. We've already won one, so I guess we're
not gonna win another one. So it's whatever it is.
But like, honestly, we actually didn't submit, so that's part
(11:40):
of the reason it's hard to win an award when
you actually don't submit. But I've got top secret people
on the inside who confirmed there was no submission. Because
I'm relentless and i will not give up until I
get to the I hired a private investigator earlier, I
hired a cybersecurity team, and we got into the system
and we did what we had to do, so we
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didn't even submit. But that doesn't mean that you have
to work there.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
The things just happen to me sometimes and then when
I'm in it, I'm like, wow, like this is this
is happening, this is my life.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah, got it.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
It's just funny because like the I Heredium Music Festival. Okay,
so you were on and I'm not saying this to
be boastful, like I'm not, but like this is the
large radio show in a number of large cities that
does very well, is very successful. And then you go
to the Heredium Music Festival because you're also in the
marketing team on the marketing team, so they have you
doing things there that are like marketing and promotions related,
(12:34):
and these executives are walking by and like handing you
their empty coffee cup because they don't know because they've
never met you, because no one's ever put you in
the context stuff he's on the Fred Show, because as
soon as they and you won't tell him because you're
because you're too humble, but as soon as you did,
they would be so humiliated that they just handed you
their empty coffee cup or asked you to go get
them water or something. But you won't do that because
(12:56):
that's not you.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
It's kind of giving undercover boss. I kind of like
seeing how people, how people active.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
They a few people differently. Yes, and I.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Worked in do you know he works on the show.
That's everybody knows. You hand your empty coffee up to me,
not to Jackson. That's what I'm boring. Competition.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
I can't I mind can't wrap around now.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Don't know. Everyone knows I'm the human trash can. It's fine.
I just walk around with the trash bag of the
radio Music festival.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Nobody from the Fresh Show was like present to like
attend there.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Also, we also weren't invited.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Jackson is right.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
The present.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
It's like, so, which one are you are?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I don't want you doing that anymore. I'm too proud
of you for that. We're not You're on in the mornings, too.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
We're not all right, They're like, are you taking from
the sports report?
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
I love that you're a man of the people, and
I love that you want to help everybody, and I
love that you'll never say no. But I need you
to say no next time. Okay, that one thing. Let's
have a little meeting once a week and you just
tell me what they're asking you to do, and I'll
tell you what you're gonna do. And I'll be happy
to tell them what you what I don't want you doing.
I'll be happy to be like Jason Brown is a
treasure and he's above that, just so you know. So,
(14:19):
how about this, guys, four County? Where are they from?
Give me a crumble? Where is there a crumble? Cookie?
Why did we win an award? I can't say, California?
What do you mean? What did I do? I just
you know what, that's what I deserve. After going on
for five minutes about how legendary we are, that's our
submission for next year. This whole break about how we
(14:40):
deserve a trophy. Nobody cares. Four California residents were arrested
in connection with insurance fraud when they claim that a
bear damaged their car. It turns out, though, that the
bear was a person in a bear costume. Yes, this
is a real story. The suspects filed a claim with
their insurance company saying that the got into their car,
(15:01):
a twenty ten Rolls Royce Ghost and then damaged the
inside with scratches. The insurance department said the suspects then
provided a video which showed the bear in the car.
An investigation into the claim took a closer look at
the video and found the bear was actually a human
being in a bear costume. They took the video to
biologists to the California Department of Fish and Wildlife to
(15:22):
look at it, and the biologist said that is a
person in a bear suit. The insurance department said that
investigators also found two other claims with two different insurance
companies under the suspects names, for the same date and location,
two different cars, same dude in a bear costume. The
insurance department said that those videos also appeared to have
a person in a bear costume and they will not
(15:43):
be paying the one one hundred and forty one thousand
dollars in insurance claims. People trying to make So you
screwed up your own car, idiot and I can't. And
the latest thing that you guys are going to need
from a tech standpoint, because you need more social media
platform people learned that you got to be on and
now you need them the sega Emo Jam Dumb pager.
(16:08):
All it does is send emojis to friends who also
have one. So this is like the two way pager generation.
Remember a lot of you may not know this because
you probably weren't even alive, but in the early two thousands,
certain people had their had two way pages, which was
essentially a device that only sent text messages before text
messages were prominent, but you had to have you had
(16:30):
to have a two way pager to receive a two
way page. So like the only like our friend Billy
the Kid had one, of course, yeah in two thousand
and one, and it like hung off his belt and
the whole thing. But I'm like, who are you talking
to you on that thing? Because you could only talk
to other people who had one.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Was that when you had the Flavor Saver year he
certainly did.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
He certainly did have a Flavor Saver. Yeah, it's our
friend in Dallas, and but yet I just it was
cool looking and it was expensive and you were like,
oh wow, that's cool. What is that. I'm like, well,
can you text me with it? No, you don't have one,
so like you, well, that's what I mean. Like so,
I guess it was more of a status symbol. But
this is the Emo Jam. The device is trying to
(17:10):
bring back page your culture of the nineties. The device
doesn't send text or numbers, but it sends up to
eleven hundred original emojis over Wi Fi. You can arrange
up to ten in a row to send you other
That's what I want to do is I want to
go buy this thing and then have to decode from
my buddies. What you know, beer can eggplant, smiley face
(17:31):
and what does that mean? Does that mean? Okay, so
we're gonna go and drink beer and then hopefully later
that I don't know, you know what I mean. Like
it's crazy, but according to Sega, there's an emoji tab
feature Emoji lab rather that you can then put mojis together,
into emoji together, into one and then I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
This is not the best use of our time, but
this is what you're supposed.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
To go buy now? Is this Sega Emo Jam and
literally the last line is exactly what I'm talking about.
You put a bunch together and then I to sit
there and try and figure out what the hell you met.
As opposed to using our words or our mouths to
just communicate to each other.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
I want to make life harder so bad.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Just one more thing. Uh, It's National seatbelt Day, National
Family PGA Day to wear matching pajamas with your family.
Do you guys do that on the holidays. My mom
just tried that over the years, but we don't do
it anymore. One year we had all white, like sweatsuit pants,
like like sweatshirt and okay, Chris, no, we looked like
we were in like an insane asilum. We all had
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all white and like the picture looks like we were
like in some sort of a facility. We don't do
that anymore. It's also National pickle Day today as well.
Yes for you, that's for you. Caitlin. The entertainer reporting
blogs will do them next back in two minutes. I'm
a friend show what O three five Kiss FM, Chicago's
number one hit music station, Bread show Ladies and Gentlemen
(18:50):
a sign to play the throw throw down? Yeah, we
lost the great dig cheez crest. Here we go me, Will,
how you doing well? Good morning? Welcome mart Hey will
you got Rufio? Let's go Will. Okay, we're gonna try
(19:11):
to see Rufio can win today with no microphone. We're
taking his microphone away completely. We're gonna see if you
can still win. Hey, Liz, Hi, Hey Liz, welcome. Caitlyn's
your player today.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Oh, Liz, I am said.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
We need a better mental attitude.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Caitlyn might win.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Well, I don't know. I don't care if somebody over
there in your chair needs to win and we need
to have a better attitude. Okay, I need to turn
that frown upside down? Uh? Is it? Mari Maddy scene
out and the scene I went? I went basic, Jane, I.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Call Caitlyn when my parents to let me download.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
You know, we need to stop again so bad at
this game. We truly need Uh. We only have thirteen listeners. Honestly,
every day somebody calls and goes one of them. I'm
going I called last hour. I'm like, okay, well you
don't need to rub it in that. It's so easy
to get through. I mean, honestly, I'm getting line Paulina
and Maddy. All right, Maddy. But if I had said
(20:13):
that and it was Mari, then I would have got
made fun of. So this one's really easy. Big b Okay, Mike,
we've lost Big Mike. Big Mike kis he been in
the club fifty eleven times trying to meet you, apparently honestly.
(20:36):
And that's another thing too, is like Kaylin was telling
me what the lyrics were, and then we read the
official lyrics only to find that your whole life, you
thought they were this way and it was something totally different.
I never realized how much that didn't make sense. Fifty
eleven times. I've only heard that song fifty eleven times. Yeah,
I never really picked out picked up on them. Hey, Jennifer,
did you fall? Jennifer? Okay? Life Alert, push the push
(20:58):
the button on the necklace. Are you okay? Jennifer? Okay? Good?
Adjacent's your player today?
Speaker 2 (21:05):
All right, girl, let's do this.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Let's go Jason. Oh yeah, Hey, guys, this is going
to work out great. Let me MUTI at home players.
Eight songs Tyebreaker if necessary. We got the buzzers in
the studio, the game show buzzer, just say your name
is you? Buzz all decisiones by me, the great DC
or final you can use each of You have a
phone a friend, which you can use to confer on
any point except the winning point. And that rule we
(21:29):
could probably get rid of because it clearly is not
done what it was supposed to do. Because Rufio is
the next closest person has three times less fewer wins
than rufo does, so that rule is not working.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
So you want to bring it back?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Oh, I know, it's whatever, It's fine. It doesn't add
four times more wins than Caitlin too.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Doesn't want to play.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
When you someone will find Kaylin and tell her to
kick Rufeo's ass. Honestly, take the man down. Okay, saw
number one? You know, I gotta make sure I don't
know these have Diddy every week. I gotta go through
a mental check and be like, okay, are any molesters
on any of these sellings? Like? Are any of these
people in jail? Honestly?
Speaker 4 (22:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Like seriously, So for some reason I missed a feature somewhere,
then please don't text me because I didn't mean it.
I didn't Okay, I'm doing the best I can. I'm serious, though, Like,
now we had all these people committing all these crimes allegedly,
and now I got to go through the throwback list
and in the playlist and everything else and make sure
that maybe we just do women. Are we safe there?
(22:37):
I don't know? Anyway, Here we go, so number one
throwback throw down.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
He was a man enough for me?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Oh yeah, wait wait, hold on, hold on. First of all.
First of all, first of all, a Braxton. Really he
wasn't man enough for There was no part of that
that was right. I mean, I can't even you kid, No, okay,
damn it rupie tweet. Oops, oh my, that's right. Would
(23:09):
you check your buzzer buzz rooms guys, Literally it does work.
Speaker 7 (23:12):
It does.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Everybody's buzzers work. So you know.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
What I Tony, Tony Braxton, he wasn't mad enough.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Okay, but still not right. I want you to try
that on Jeopardy. You know what I meant, Ken, have
yourself around the sausage. That's incorrect. You know what I meant, Ryan,
You know what I meant.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
Man.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
By the way, I thought, honestly, I thought a lot
about Kaitlin's boyfriend is breadmaking operation and if it's if
it's ruining her home like just get their flower everywhere?
And is it like a like a commercial bakery inside there?
And honestly, I thought about that. What was the other
thing I thought about all day yesterday? Yes, there was
something else.
Speaker 6 (24:13):
I thought about all day just comes flowers, not the awards.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
No, it was something about what did you just say
a second ago? Oh? No, something else bothered me all
day yesterday. I could I'll think of.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
It my broken buzzer.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Maybe that's what it was. I think it was Tamar
Braxton bothered me all day yesterday. I was like, I
hope everything's okay, all right? One Rufio song to throwback
throw down that is, oh you know it? Turn me on?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Kevin Lett pushing everything right.
Speaker 8 (24:45):
And if you think you're gonna get away from me,
you better change your mind. If you're going.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
On, you're going home with me to not my body.
Speaker 7 (24:58):
You got a crazy met me going crazy.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
It's amazing. That's a tricky thing. I'll I'll never say
that being a dude is hard. Being a dude's not hard,
not nearly as hard as it is to be a woman,
in my opinion. But if you can pull that off,
like if you can go up to a woman like women.
You always hear women talk about I wish guys walk
up to me. I wish guys would be assertive. I
wish guys would do this. And now, like, if I
(25:31):
gotta think it's sexy, if you can walk up to
a women and go, you're leaving with me tonight, the
problem is you better be the guy she wants to
leave with, because nine times out of ten that's not
going to work. The one time out of ten the
woman goes, oh my god, he was so assertive that
it was so sexy. The problem is is a guy,
most men don't have the self awareness or the knowledge,
and we also can't read your mind. So it's like,
(25:53):
I'm not suggesting that's a great thing for I'm not
saying every man listening who singles should walk up to
every woman, But like I hear stories from women who
met husbands and boyfriends and they're like, he was so assertive.
He walked right up to me and he said, we're
going home together tonight, or I don't know something like that,
you know, or you're going out with me, or I'm
going to marry you or something like that. You hear
about this happening, but you only hear about the success stories.
(26:15):
You don't hear about the other nine times straight? Did
you that a dude walked up to the woman and goes,
we're going home together tonight, and then he wound up
in jail that night.
Speaker 6 (26:24):
But Kevin said, if you think you're gonna get away
from me, no, that's not going to change your mind.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
I would get away from him.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
I don't recommend the whole the whole phrase, and I'm
just saying, like, I gotta think and you guys, you
guys can confirm or tonight, but I gotta think assertive
and confident is sexy?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Sean Bond did that to get my mom after you
go retreat and he walked up to her and she
was with a different dude. He said, you should be
with me.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
I've done something like that before. I mean, I've been like,
call me when you break up with him. But the
problem is the problem is that either that either happened
or it's like what a douchebag for saying that. You
know what I mean, Like, I guess you just gotta
shoot your shop shot. But you hear about it as
a as a man all the time. These women going, oh,
I wish that dudes would walk up to me and
I wish they'd do this and that, and then you
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do it, and a lot of times it doesn't. Dude.
It's got to be the right in the right situation
at the right time, and it doesn't deter me. But
it's just I hear it, and I'm like, if as
long as it do is not being like disrespectful or creepy,
then are you receiving it in a way that you
(27:30):
know now that I'm saying it's a woman's fault, But
it's just like, if you want that and you want
men to do it more regularly, then you've got to
be willing to nicely say no to the guys who
try it and you don't want it, especially if and
if you're the dude. You have to accept rejection gracefully.
That's another thing. I agree. I agree, I agree, I
completely because I think we were talking about earlier in
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the week. I've had friends and women i've dated or
going on dates which show me responses they've gotten on
dating apps for being ignored, and the guys just get
downright mean, and it's like, but why why did you
match with me? If I'm ugly there? You know what
I mean, or like I don't you know, No one
owes anybody anything. I'm just saying as a general movement.
If you're if you're somebody who says I want men
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to be more assertive, well that means that some men,
as long as they're being respectful, will be assertive. That
you don't want to be assertive, and you have to
nicely say I don't want your assertion, yes, or insertion
or any other assertions. You know what I mean? What
do we have? We got one kalin one Rufio song
three in the throwback throw down rufo. Oh my goodness,
(28:42):
that's five. What you say it is not? It is not.
I'm gonna count faster for that is Jason, I mean
that is.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
That is replay.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
But he's the ruler half raid But.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
No me replay Jay Shawn.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
No, we're out of the two thousands artists. We're out
of them now. Yeah, as replay I as replay is correct?
Speaker 5 (29:21):
He damn friends, friends will playing.
Speaker 7 (29:26):
Like a s again.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
That girl like something off a poster. Hey, that girl
is a dum. That girl is the runs the poster.
She runs them on holiday.
Speaker 8 (29:39):
Nobody else shine, don't me singing that.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Every days past, replay.
Speaker 7 (29:54):
Talk about.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Every day. He's like, play available.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Our limit is we need two songs. He can just
replay it.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Yeah, we need two songs and less than eighty seven
thousand dollars. That's what we need.
Speaker 7 (30:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Someone just texted, I love you guys, but you're getting
repetitive with your stories. First of all, duh, I only
have ten stories. I've been saying that for fourteen years.
Second of all, the same person asked us to repeat
a story that we told about the nacho cheese abouten
So I don't.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Which one is having a hard day, honest.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
You want us to repeat a story, but then we
repeat too many? No, no, no no. And by the way,
I'm the first to admit I tell the same stories
over and over again. Me too, So make them so
we get two kaylin and one roof. He has song
four in the throwback throw down. Yes, that's over.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
If you're feeling all right, I'm gonna go on a friend.
Maddy is gonna help me.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Oh you are?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
You wanted to pass it over?
Speaker 1 (31:05):
No, I'm reading more air checks from on on the text?
Get back to the songs. Oh sorry, sorry, I was
telling a new story. Sorry I say, then we'll never
do that again. Maddy and Paulina?
Speaker 4 (31:17):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Is it like a radio convention in town? Why are
we getting air checked on the text? I don't know, Maddie.
What's the name of the song? She need here some more?
May do you want some more? Is Maddy even there? Maddy?
Speaker 8 (31:29):
Okay, I can't hear it.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Well, I haven't done anything, but you have to acknowledge
that you have to say. When I say, Maddy, you
have to go hiboyybody. Okay, I know, I'm I'm sorry,
she said. Her response was okay, no, all right?
Speaker 2 (31:51):
So am I wrong?
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Okay? You're looking at me. I can't tell you what Rufio,
Nico and Vince? Am I wrong? Are we gonna find
out that he like prioritizes his butter buzzer?
Speaker 5 (32:11):
Somehow?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Something is going on.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
I'm going as fast as I can.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
I know you are.
Speaker 7 (32:24):
Wrong. Now, you guys got to be something for real?
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah?
Speaker 6 (32:31):
Am I what the.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Drink?
Speaker 2 (32:43):
That soppy?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
This so kind of goes hard. I think we appreciated
Nico and Vince as much as we should. Hey, you
want to tell that one time the story when they
were dements on Michigan Avenue. I was going to, but
that was a rough day, so I appreciate you to
repeat the story.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
I saw the text left.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
I'm ack you. Some days I just can't say. It's
one of those days where I'm just like, you know,
we're doing the best we can. If you want an
award winning show, listen to one of the other ones.
I don't know because it's not us. Yeah, anyway, so
what do we got? We got to two and four
songs left, throwback, throw down, Kaylen oh srap. Yeah, that's
(33:32):
a good idea because you know it, because you know it.
Calen and Liz, Kaylen and Liz.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
You want to guess baby girl? Oh okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Okay, I think who is who is operating a record?
What's going on there? Who is opera? Who is actually
driving a crane if this moment? Who is doing demolition
derby right now? Who is building a residential tower this current?
Speaker 2 (34:12):
I think it's Kevin Rudolf.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Let it rock, you know what, I don't know. If
it is, you win, you win.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
People.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
We had an explosive going all it was.
Speaker 9 (34:37):
Talking about Jesus, Oh my God, come oh yes, Rod
Rock rock.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Right, Yeah, I got a fifty eleven times. How many
times Keys of the City? Three to two? Did I
ever tell you about that time I met n a
piece of place he wanted to go to. That's not
It's not Nico and Vinzo. Oh man, it's just it's
(35:20):
just been one of those days you don't really have
how many are left? Three songs left? Three songs? Are
you waiting to go home?
Speaker 5 (35:28):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 1 (35:30):
You just we just went out of here so much.
Speaker 6 (35:32):
Yes, I meant towards Oh my god, I'm flinching that
to see if Rufie.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
I think rufy he's doing something. I'm trying because I
see the vigor with which you you bang on that thing,
and I was like, I know that. I think there's
something going on. Do you have the master buzzer or something? No,
you had the master buzzer. No, I have the master canceller,
which I need to push more. When you in first. Okay,
three to two, with three songs left, throwback, throw down,
(36:04):
Fred show.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Again, burning uh.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
I want to call Big Mic. You will call Big Mike,
Big Mike, and you've got this, Big Mike. I need
you to put the wrecking ball down for just a second,
or whoever's demolishing a building on somewhere here we go.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Oh yeah, you have gotten on the shot, your guy.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
If it's all of them, I want to see a
big Mi you know it though. I want to know
Big Mike knows it. Mike, what you gotta say? Anything
behind being thrown.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Big Mic.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
On this song, isn't it? Oh yeah, there's a guard,
is Big Mike? Yeah? Burning up? Yeah, that's right. The
Pots and Pans edition, Oh my god, is all of them?
Speaker 5 (37:14):
I love this?
Speaker 1 (37:14):
I actually love this song.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
I believe it.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
You don't like this song? No, it's great?
Speaker 7 (37:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Wait, what's your issue? I have an issue? I love
you in this place tonight. Oh that's what you're laughing about.
I can't believe the real Big Mic is on the
phone with us right now. I not the Pots and Pants.
I love the person that's like. I've heard these stories before.
You must be a real one. You must listen. You
must listen five hours a day, five days a week
(37:43):
for fourteen years, and I love you for that. But
what you got to remember is most people don't. So
you may hear a story or two. Again.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
You got to do what you do with your grandparents
just look like you're hearing it for.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
The first Honestly, that's what these guys do in this rule.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
I'm like, I don't know how this one.
Speaker 5 (37:57):
I know.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
You got every day they look at me and they
give me the impression they want to hear the ending. Well,
it's the keys event she not he she hasn't heard
all ten years. No, you don't know alable. That's right. Yeah, no, yeah,
everything's new exactly. I'm doing it for kikiS baby, do
it for me? Baby? So was it one? Three, two?
So you could win? Here? Two songs left? You can win?
(38:22):
Please just win throw back, throw down, Rufio great? Oh no,
uh no, shower? Oh yeah, that's right. Wow.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Can you tell that to drove me?
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Because I can't get to rub my mind?
Speaker 8 (38:37):
I think you want I'm going to bed when I
would you think of you again? You want my homie July?
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Whenever you're brown.
Speaker 8 (38:50):
I always seemed to smile and people ask me how
you lories and why.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Dancing in the sing alright, last song? So we got
a tie. We got Rufio and Kaylin. You could force
a tiebreaker. I guess anyone else that you even have two? Okay,
So basically, you two all.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Right, wait, but if they if they get it.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Then it'll just force another one. So basically, everyone get
out of the way. Let's see Caylen just win you please?
Would you mind? Would you mind?
Speaker 2 (39:28):
I'm trying.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
You got it?
Speaker 4 (39:30):
This is oh great, well I don't even know. Okay,
five four three trade, come on five four todays?
Speaker 1 (39:43):
That a stop right?
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Yes, that is swing Swing by the All American reject.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
This is another one that goes hard. So I'll tell
you what I'll say. You're running late. I don't care.
(40:26):
I want to hear the whole damn thing. I want
to hear the whole damn thing. That thirty second. I
want everyone to listen to this song. Turn it up
if you if you're complaining, turn it up even louder,
because maybe the lyrics will be still loud in your head.
You can't complain. Probably not, though, So let's see. The
winner today is Liz Liz is Winn. Liz wins. Please
(40:52):
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