Radio Blog: Keke's Gift Giving Battle With Cologne

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, you know, let's do a blog.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
I played the blog intro forty five minutes ago, So
let's go ahead and do a blog our audio journals
like we're writing in our diaries.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Kinky go yeah, man, dear blog.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
I am trying to become a better gift giver, okay,
and life is not making that easy for me. So
for the last three days, I've been trying to drop
him in this room.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
What do y'all want for y'all birthdays?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
First of all, I've been trying to be better at listening,
you know, to what people are talking about they saw
on TikTok shop that they would like and you know,
things like that. And I'm also trying to get better
with my family on gift giving because I am very
much a gift card last minute. You know. I think
one time I gave you like a planner for it,
Like I was just ran.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
That idea you need, Yeah, you got it in the
Hallmark store downstairs, but let's find right It was like
that looks familiar, right, trying.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
To get better. So in my efforts, I was talking
to my nephew. He actually called me yesterday. He's ten
years old. His name is Jackson, and he called because
one of his favorite rappers is coming to the town
and he you not want to set it up. So
I'm like, okay, Jackson. But I was like, what do
you want for Christmas this year? Like, let's get ahead
of this, Earl because now it's like a lot of
nephews and I got a budget. And he goes he's

(01:20):
ten years old, and he says, oh, I'm really wanting
some cologne.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Okay, okay, And I'm like, ten years old, huh like cologne?

Speaker 4 (01:28):
They all wear it?

Speaker 3 (01:29):
What is going on?

Speaker 2 (01:30):
He's ten year olds and they wear like the bougie
klowne Yes, it's cooled.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
My secret weapon? What ever? Crombie Fierce. I'm telling you.
I'm telling you on the bottle right hey.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
I will go to the Saphoora or wherever and I
will buy some expensive bougie bottle of cologne and the
lady will help me pick it out, and you know
you sprayed a little sticks and and I'll.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Take it home. He was expensive, and I'll wear it.
No one says the damn word.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Then I go get me some sixty dollars fierce and
spray that thing down. And people are like you smell amazing.
What is that? That's the smell of a teenager? Well, yeah,
go hit up that perfumania in the mall.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
So we are.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
So that's the pla.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
So this weekend, I said, well, Jackson one kind. He's like,
I'm not sure, but I want I want some like
I want a collection of Colone. So I said, okay,
I'm gonna pa a collection.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
He wants to.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
So he's asking everybody for a cologne like that's his Christmas.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
He's going to make his own batch. We're going to
make his own smells.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
So he's poor parents, girls smell ten.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Years old too.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
So then I talked to my brother, I'm like, Sergio,
what is this what Jackson want to cologne?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
He says, so bad?

Speaker 3 (02:31):
The kid, well, he said, he sprays hisself up and
goes to school.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
I'm like, the poor teacher the spray every Yeah, right,
all the smells the teachers have.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
It's like it's almost like gun safety. You know, if
you're going to buy somebody a gun, that need to
take gun safety. If you're going to buy a child
and cologne, we need to teach him proper application. I'm serious,
it's dangerous. You need to teach him because I was
a kid too, I'd be like everywhere, God know, everybody knows.
Let's just want to learn that on Queer right for
the straight guy, the real old one. Carson Kessley taught
me that you spray it and then you walk through.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
It, into it, you walk through it. You missed like
one little spray and then you walk through it. Right.
Everybody knows that.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
And then you know, like the preteens sometimes they don't
even want to take showers, like give the do you
want to broke alone?

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Like this is this?

Speaker 3 (03:20):
I just feel like this is a dangerous mix. But
apparently this is what all the kids want. And now
they're you know, they're stepping into their cologne era.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
So someone just texted the middle school hallways after pe
class is a giant cloud of Actsace.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
I remember that. Even the girls in like my high school,
grammar school, we would wear it. Pink sugar just smelled
so good.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah, my fourteen year old and nine year old brothers
both asked for ya selling Versace cologne for Christmas. Back
in the day we did bath and bodyworks and body missed.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Ye. Yes, I would love to hear a.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Nine year old girl yes, I'd like to eve Saint Laurent.
I want I want Passion. You know you always have
names for him, you know what I mean. That's gonna
be him this weekend.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
So what do you know about passion? Your ten?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
I'm gonna help him. That's good, No, get him something.
But again, proper application is key.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
I don't know. Nobody taught me that. Say.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
I used to spray that whole bottle of Japanese cherry
blossoms and works everywhere.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Yes, and Kiki, what do you want for your birthday?
Speaking of you know.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
That's a good question. Wrong, Wan, I go, I take
care of you. Waiting by the poet? Why does somebody
get ghosted his next