Radio Blogs: Paulina's New Beauty Regiment

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
They talk better than they. These are the radio blogs
on the Fred Show. I guess I'll stick around for
that one too. You got in that case all right,
like writing in our diaries, except we say them aloud.
We call them blogs. Paulina, Yes, beauty fad Paulina go.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
That's me, Thank you so much, dear blog. I try try, try,
try my hardest to stay up with like beauty trends
or like things that I can do. You guys know,
I'm no stranger to uh the old surgeries, right, uh,
enhancements I call them, right my butt being one of them.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Guess that's what you called them, or that's what everybody
calls us. I guess everybody. It's the the old BBL.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
You know I have that.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
I like you say it like it's just a normal
part of life, you know, the old BBL. You know
you guys don't got ye.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yes, I like to do like botox and stuff if
I can, like you know, here and there, I'm on
like this crazy lady. No my limits. But the latest
one that I'm into and I really want to do,
I'm getting sold on it is the mouth tape.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Oh no, no.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yes, oh yes, my mouth. Yes, the mouth tape. What
did I see it on TikTok? What is it supposed
to accomplish?

Speaker 2 (01:10):
I want to say, and beauty experts can help me
with this, but I want to say it helps like
kind of like tighten skin because I guess a lot
of us sleep with our mouths open. Yes, so then
we like basically like I don't know, we're just like
like we're moving around.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
That's what it's for. Yeah, it's just from mouth breathing.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Oh or that maybe, but it's supposed to help with
like the skin to give a more youthful look, especially
in the jawnline. So yes, I will do anything and
everything once I'll try it. I didn't order some My
thing is like what if I accidentally die in my
sleep because I do breathe through my mouth a mouth breather.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
So I'll tell you this, like I used to breathe
through my mouth too, and then I had diagnosedal sleep
app They give me the machine, yes, and it forces
you to breath through your nose and it's I feel
like it's perfectly fine, Like I don't breathe through my
mouth anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
No at all. Yeah, you never woke up like in
a startle. No, I feel like you're you know, your
body's going to be like, hey, I need air. Where
am I going to get it? Well, she taped my mouth,
yet I guess I'll get it from my nostrils. I
feel like, you know, it'll adapt.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Maybe I'm just like really afraid that I'm gonna wake up,
like you know, short of air because I can't breathe
because sometimes like I am not congested, but like you know,
my nose is all stuffy.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
I need the thing I give my kid, I suck
the boggers with this little thing, the freedom. Yeah, I
need the freedom. I don't know. I'm a little.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Nervous, but I do want to test it to see
if it also does help my jawnline, because that's my
biggest insecurity right now is I don't have a double chin,
but you know, we get in there. I have a
little heaviness under my chin, so it's not like full
on double chin, but like you know, it's a little bit.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
It's a little bit heavy, is what my doctor told me.
Fashion over function. I mean, you know, I always look
your best even if you aren't breathing. Right, if I
can't breathe, that's right. What he needs to breathe right,
What is that breath? That's last year? If I can
get rid of his double chin, he's breath.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Please.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
If I hold my breath long enough to think, that's
I guess? Is that? Is that? What happens? Stay or
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