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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Caitlin's Entertainment Report. He's on the Bread Show. I'm so
happy for her.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Selena Gomez and Bennie Blanco are engaged. She captured some
photos showing off her beautiful ring. I love the shape,
she wrote for Forever Begins Now, and Bennie commented, Hey wait,
that's my wife. Elsewhere in the comments, Taylor Swift commented yes,
I will be the flower Girl, triggering nearly sixty thousand
likes in the swan of just twenty minutes. Taylor and
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Selena had been really close for over fifteen years. I
remember at one point Selena said, Taylor's really her only
friend in the industry. They originally crossed paths in two
thousand and eight on a double date with Joe Jonas
and Nick Jonas respectively.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Did you guys know that?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
So they started they dated the Jonas brothers together, two
of them, and that's where their friendship started. And Selena
at one point said it was amazing because Taylor was
the girl with the big curly hair and all the
bracelets and the cowboy boots, and I was definitely up
and coming and we just clicked.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
So the Jonas brothers brought them together by the way.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Selena and Benny have been dating for just over a year,
and she deserves to be happy.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
What chuckles? How does it make you feel? Keeks me,
I'm only a year together.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
If you think I'm worried about a man, maybe I'm
trying to get this bag.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Okay, yeah, get there today and my man ay going nowhere?
So I tell him sorry, I'm right over here.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
You He can barely even speak, but yet he can
still troll everybody.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
And it took him twenty years to propose himself, so
I don't know how he joined it exactly. Yes, girl,
here's a guy seven years? Was it seven?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yeah, here's a guy seven years. He proposed to one
of the best people ever. Right, Well, so I don't
even know why he's talking in radio and we don't
get paid.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
So well made me come the me and my head
a same struggle.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Oh my god, we're talking about Taylor Selena and then
she catches a string.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
What the help?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Happy for?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
She's happy? Speaking of Taylor, Forbes released his list of
the world's most powerful women. She ranked twenty third, but
ranked first in the media and entered teamic category. She
also holds the twenty fourth place and a separate Forbes
list America's self Made Women. Her wealth is built from
her song royalties and performances, almost six hundred million from
those two alone. Oprah and Beyonce hold the thirty third
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and thirty fifth spots on the list respectively. Oprah, I mean,
her net worth is estimated at three billion.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
And let's see Rihanna.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Meanwhile, she's always on that list, came in at number
seventy six with one point four billion. I just feel
like the women are really on the come up lately,
and I love it. I love to see it. Yeah
you hear that?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, all right, that's what she's she's trying to get
on the Forbes list.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
She got worried about a man.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Okay here on the bootleg already. I thought, you remember
like eight No, it's like three million on the list.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
They just don't go that low, you know what I mean,
they don't cover that much.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah, right, there you go. You get a scroll ways
on the I'm not on the top.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
They ran out and Fred and Rufio and me. This
story is for us.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Ted Zanden wasn't an early fan of Curb Your Enthusiasm,
so he told curbstar JB. Smooth that before he and
his wife, Mary Steinbergen appeared on the show, they watched
the very first episode and they thought it absolutely sucked.
He only offered to play himself out of pity to
Larry David, which is very funny. So Ted said, Curb
really did change my life because it reinvigorated my desire
(03:27):
to be funny. But when he and his wife first
watched the pilot together, and I don't know if you
guys knew that they were married in real.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Life, they thought it was trash.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
He said, I thought it absolutely sucked, and I.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Felt sorry for my friend Larry.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
So in trying to be an encouraging kind of thing,
I said, if you ever need us to play ourselves,
we'd be happy to. And in that sort of idiocy,
I ended up being part of something that changed my life,
with all due.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Respect, and I just I just not that long ago
watched all of Kurby Enthusiasm after getting off to a
slow start, with all due respect to Ted Dance and
who was a legend, not even nearly the funniest guy
in that show.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh, I didn't know he was trying to be funny.
He's like, he's like the jerk on the show.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Honestly, I think Larry David did him a favorite, yes,
putting him on that show, like with all due respect
and ted Danson legend like love the guy, but yeah,
but he was no, it was it worked, like I
understood the character.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
It worked, but like nowhere near the top.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
No, And it's funny that like it ended up being
so big and he was like, this is trash.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
And now Ted Danson's everywhere again and he was nowhere
for a while. So if anyone should be thanking anybody
Ted dancing, Larry David, thanks for putting on your crappy show.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I think he sees that now. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
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Speaker 1 (04:45):
Fred Show on demand.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
So I did it off to a slow start. It's
it's kind of hokey, nice and it also started a
long time ago. Like the first episodes looked super old
timing in two thousands?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Was it even?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I thought it was maybe older than that, but like
it looked super hokey and some I'm like, what the
hell is this?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah, it's hard to start, especially for you. For like
it's hard to start shows that started so long ago
because it's it's like it looks so outdated. Yeah right,
but yeah, it's brilliant. Started in two thousand. There you go.
See it's brilliant.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Though, Like so many of his observations, I'm like, I've
made the same observation.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yes, you are him, Yeah you are him? Is that
I am?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
I am disgruntled and I'm yeah, and I'm self deprecating
and I'm constantly looking around for things to be pissed
off about.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
No, but it's like it's but you do it in
a funny way, which I think he does too. Like
you overthink, like I'll never forget you overthought a picnic
table one time, like you were very stressed about like.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Getting on the picnic table.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I'm where to sit and it was so curb yourent,
I'm like, how is this man using sleepover a picnic table?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Sounds okay? You have to your stories. You have to
sell on the end because you got to put your
legs in. You're stuck in the middle. You can't get out.
I should have written all this down out of it's
my favorite story.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
But you're right, picnic tables are sorry, you know they're scary.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Walk around her flip.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
It's a I'm glad you guys can remember the stupid
things that I stressed out about.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
That was one of my favorite overthink everything so good.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I kind of hope my therapist. I mean, I know
she takes notes.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I don't know how thorough they are, but I kind
of hope she takes a lot of notes because we
could probably publish those someday and make some money once
I'm dead. You could probably sell a book with my
therapist notes in it ten years worth. Oh yeah, there's
probably something there. So Paulina is I can be petty,
but for me, it's more I just don't forget things.
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For me, it's more like you do me dirty and
I never forget it. I never forget, and I'm not
often that I don't. Forgiveness is not real common around
these parts. Here's what I would say about that. But
I won't do anything. I won't do anything like about it,
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you know what I'm saying, Like that's the problem. I remember,
but I just kind of sit back and remember. Paulina,
on the other hand, apparently you've you've as Queen petty
correct the woman on our show who calls her husband's
mom when she's mad at him.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yes, I do, which you should not do.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
That I know you have now you have a friend
who has now reached a new level of petty even
in your eyes.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yes, but I love it. I can't wait to hear
about this. I can't you know too. Minutes blogs after
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