Radio Blogs: It's Not What You Think...

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, they talk better than the excited. These are the
radio blogs on the Fred Show, like writing in our diaries,
except we say them a loud. We call them blogs. Kiki, Yes,
take it away.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Dear blog.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
So you said, Mama Fred has this issue too. I
don't know if anybody else suffers from this, but I
really gotta shut up sometimes, like sometimes it.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Just doesn't need it. These don't need explanation.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Like I went to the beauty supply Okay to buy
like some lip gloss, a little eyeliner and whatnot. And
at the register, you know, it's like they put all
this stuff up there for you to like touch, like
little knick.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Knacks or whatever.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
So I'm just grabbing some knickknacks and then I see
lighters and I'm like, wow, I haven't used a lighter
in years, you know. So I go and I grab
a lighter because I'm like, oh, I need a lighter for.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
My candles at home.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
So I grabbed the lighter, put it up there with
the thing, and for some reason, the moment I put
the lighter there, I felt like the cashier was judging
me a little bit, like like what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Like what are you You don't like I don't know.
So I'm like, I'm like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
There's no other purpose for a lighter but for heroin
or for crack something like, there's no other there's no
other use for a lighter.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
So yeah, so I put the lighter on the thing,
and then she gets she goes to skin and I'm like, hey, yeah,
I need that for my candles. You know, I gotta
like my candles at home. I don't smoke or anything.
I don't you know, I don't do drugs. She's looking
like yeah, okay. She's like okay, she puts it in
the bag. But I'm just like, oh, she must think
I do drugs, like you know, she explain it.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah, like oh she definitely does dry.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, now she thinks you do. So I'm just like, yeah, no,
just need that for candles. That's all.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
If I walked out like you gotta just shut up sometimes,
like get you all that. She did not need to
know that. She was not judging me.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
You even see a little manic like somebody going through withdrawals,
that's that's just a candle. Can you a candle the house? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:01):
You know, it's not a crack fight, I promise I promise.
So it was just very odd and I have to
stop doing that. I have that issue at the doctor too,
like I'll just overly explain something that doesn't need to
be explained.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
I don't know, I just it's really bad.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, yeah, my mom's gotten like that where it's like
this is an extra sentence or two, and I'm like,
I love you so much, mom, but these people don't care.
Like they don't they don't care, and like you don't
need to out yourself like that, like you know, we
just we just just just the information that we needed,
you know, and maybe not a lot more. And that's
we're good. We're gucci, right, Yes, what I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
I don't know why I feel the need to overly
explain stuff I.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Do that I've told you guys. I do this at
the pharmacy. Like I recently got an antibiotic, and antibiotics
can be used for all kinds of different stuff. Now
I'm clearly I was clearly congested and like not well.
But I went and looked up what this antibiotic can
be used for. And it's a lot of different things.
Some things, some things you know a little more personal
than others, and and So I go to at the
antibiotic on Sunday and I'm like, I just I'm here

(03:03):
to get my stuff. And they're like, oh okay, and
they go get it the little thing and they're like, okay,
so do you know what this is for. I'm like, oh,
I mean, it's just a congestion. You know, I'm just
a little I just got a little bit of sinus infection.
It's clearly in my nose and head brain, you know,
but it's nothing else. And they're like, okay, you know,
they don't because they don't care. They don't care, but
I want them to know it's not for some you know,

(03:23):
like mad cow disease or some rabid case of chlamydia
that I got, you know, from a kangaroo or something.
You know, Like I just want I feel the need
to explain that to the pharmacy tech and unnecessary, completely unnecessary.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, I don't know, it's a bad issue that I have.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Oh, like this antibiotic here, this is definitely not for
any kind of like RASTYD you know or anything like that.
It's like obviously for my nose.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, like I never had STD before, you know, Like
that's crazy, Like.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Nobody asked you that you know, Tom talk got broken
into like why are you talking all of his extra information?

Speaker 2 (03:59):
But I do all the time. I'm not doing.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
No, no exactly, and these people don't care. Waiting on
the phone is two minutes away after Billie Island