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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mis Shelley. I'm gonna push the show Bi Shelley button.
She's in her secret layer where we keep her wrapped
in bubble wrap bunker. Yeah, we keep her wrapped in
bubble wrap because she's pregnant. She's expecting here and you know,
not that many days and you know the weeks, and
we can't have anything happen to you or the show
by Shelley Spawn.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Oh gosh, when you put it like that week's it
is kind of weeks.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
It is kind of weeks. Ym. You sent me this
and you said you would be into it, and I
wonder how many people would be. But it's a new trend.
I guess it's called dawn dating, which is essentially going
on a date in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I love that.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Like when I was in the dating world, I would
have really enjoyed going on dates like early in the morning,
getting like coffee or whatever.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
So that's what this is. It's a survey. They talked
to you a thousand people and more than half had
been on a pre ten am date recently, and like
three quarters of these people said they'd be impressed if
somebody asked them out in the morning, like to go
to coffee before work. I don't know about that. First
of all, there's no alcohol involved. Second, like, ladies, what

(01:05):
are you can.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
I feel like you've got to go to work though, right,
But if it's maybe after like ten am, like when
we're off.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Work, that would be fabulous. But if it's before work.
I actually like the coffee date idea. I do because I.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Feel like that way you can talk and like hang
out and like, I don't know, like I do my
best work in the morning, like I clean the mornings,
Like on Saturdays, I'm up at like seven am, got
my coffee. I feel really alert by eight pm, like
I'm already in bed, like I'm an old lady these days.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Okay, Well, here are what they're saying. Are the benefits
m free cost a practical solution for time start singles, soups, evenings.
You're already packed with workouts, seeing friends, catching up on
sleep whatever. So booze free. They're saying, that's a benefit.
I don't know if that's a benefit.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
He's not really, not really.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
I need a couple beverages to meet someone for the
first time. At least absolutely unites early birds. If you're
an early riser, you'll be uninduced about dating somebody who
prefers to roll out of bed mid morning. I think
I'm gonna start doing this at four am. I'll meet
you at the duncan. It's not yet open at four am.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
I wouldn't you imagine it's like at two thirty am date, Like,
let's go out for you?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Are my breakfast before work, a morning class together, a
run or a swim. It already demonstrates that you're both
comfortable with a morning routine. This can offer huge benefits
later on down the line if your live's intertwine a
lot more, as it can be easier to plan things together,
you're more refreshed. I suppose that's true. I mean going
on a date after work during the week, it's a lot.

(02:32):
I mean you work, you know, you wake up at
whatever time and do your deal, and then you most
of the time you know people Now even if you
leave work at if you're able to leave work at
five or six, assuming you're going there, especially if you
have to go in and if you have any kind
of commute, now you're back you know at sound six
thirty seven later, and there's no time. I mean if

(02:52):
you were to like regroup and take a shower and
redo everything, then now you're going to eight nine o'clock
at night on a Wednesday's.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Come on, guy, No morning is not sexy.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
So you're running, run and running. I get that part.
There's a time limit that these are all benefits to
the dawn dating. There's a time limit. Morning dates are
going to be quicker by requirement because you've got to
go at some point, so there won't be any doll
dates that the drag on or whatever. And a good
date could set you up for the day, but also
a bad day could ruin your day too.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
You know these are the downsides. Yeah, rerecord day not
so practical, can lack romance. I mean, what are you
gonna do? Like, Hey, I got fifteen minutes, so I
got to catch my train. Let's get go make on
the bathroom.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
I mean, what are you gonna like? What if it
goes really well? You know there's no to see you tonight? Yeah,
you see you?

Speaker 5 (03:43):
Right?

Speaker 6 (03:43):
Good anticipation, Yeah, you have the whole day to be excited.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (03:48):
Plus I'd rather go on a breakfast date than any
other date, any other food, right.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yes, all day.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
We got to really push this.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
I know I don't not doing this.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
I like it a lot.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
I prefer this even being in a relationship, like over
date nights, you know what I mean, like going out
for drinks. So whatever, But let's do momosas in the morning,
let's get brunch, let's go Okay.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Now that's different though brun is at eleven o'clock. This
is true, and you're drinking right right. This is the
whole premise here, is that it's not on the weekend.
It's early in the morning, and and we're not drinking.
So two things we ain't doing on the weekend, especially
with your boy. I'm not getting up early. I want
to ye, I'm not doing zoom. But with you seven

(04:33):
am on a Saturday for some.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Coffee, I'm running from something.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah, if there's not a ball involved, I'm not running okay,
So I'll just put it that way. Hey Ken, good morning, Ken,
how you doing?

Speaker 8 (04:47):
Good morning for how you guys doing?

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Can you a single guy? Would you go on a date?
What do you do? Ken?

Speaker 8 (04:55):
I'm a warehouse manager for company.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Warehouse manager? Would you go on what time? You need
to be a word?

Speaker 8 (05:03):
I'm here now, okay, hanging out in.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
The parking as it's seven forty. Would you go on
a date at six am with somebody?

Speaker 8 (05:09):
No, no way, I'm just sleeping like sixteen mill.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
You go to day seven am before you gotta go
to the parking lot, y'all roll over to Duncan and
get some coffee real quick and chat.

Speaker 8 (05:20):
Right right now. I'm gonna grab my coffee and keep
on going.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
That's it, That's what I'm saying. No, Ken's not about
this life. He's not doing it. I got one Republic
tickets for you, Ken, so you can go on a
nighttime date. They don't there doing a seven am show.
You going at night? Okay, sure, just say one. Republic
August third tickets at live nation dot com for everybody else,
man have a great time.

Speaker 8 (05:41):
Ken.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
You a single guy, go find yourself a hot date. Okay.

Speaker 8 (05:44):
Oh yeah for Shure, you guys have a great one.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Thank you, thank you. Hold on one is another one.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
I wish concerts were in the morning, like they started
at like ten. Oh really many of the hi, I
would really like that ten am concert.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, you lost me that you trying to get me
to go to Bunny ten am.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Hey, shaking Shelley.

Speaker 7 (06:04):
In a few years, when you take your child to
these concerts, it will be at ten am.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Like Elmo and Friends is gonna be at ten am.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Girl, So seven is ready.

Speaker 8 (06:13):
For the.

Speaker 9 (06:15):
Us.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
But it used to be so fun, all of us.
I mean, it's so fun, but almost morning.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
I'm okay with a four PM. I don't know what
four pm is. That ain't Dawn. I'm okay with a
happy hour date. I'm all about a happy hour day.
But I know you talk about weekend. Seven o'clock in
the morning. We're gonna go do the soul cycle. Hell no,
hold on a second. Apparently Witt does this. Wait a minute,
wit hi wit, Hey morning guys. You guys, you do this?

(06:45):
You do Dawn?

Speaker 5 (06:47):
Yeah, but we don't do anything like stupid.

Speaker 10 (06:49):
Like work out.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
That's right. So you're a married guy, and so you
guys do this now because life is hard and after
work you're tired, so you have breakfast or.

Speaker 8 (07:01):
What do you do?

Speaker 5 (07:03):
Well, she's former military, so when we were dating, there
was days where she'd be working stupid hours and she'd
get off in the morning. I'd have time before work,
so we just go rend breakfast, spend time laughing talking,
you know, just spending time together.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
That makes sense, like it yeah?

Speaker 5 (07:21):
And no, well no, actually early in our relationship, because
she'd be like and because we you know, when you're
young and you just want to spend every waking moment together,
it was like, hey, I've got you know, forty five
minutes for you have to go to work. Let's program
from donuts.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Cute, I mean, and that's I guess that's out of
necessity though with like you had to do that. This
this isn't This doesn't say a strategic approach to dating.
This is what you had to do to see each other,
which I respect.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
Yeah, kind of kind of yeah, but now, I mean
we've got two kids, and you know, sometimes your work
schedules shift up, so like right now she's working on
nights and she comes home and sleeps all day and
then whatnot. She was like, hey, let's go get breakfast.
I'm on the way home, now be ready when I
get there.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
And I was like, yes, ma'am, all right, I like that.
There you go, No a little bit, those kids, let's
go thank you with have a good day.

Speaker 11 (08:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:13):
No, no, we didn't even wake.

Speaker 12 (08:14):
The kids up.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
They were still in we went without them. Oh yeah,
mommy and daddy, you make your own damn cereal or
something like that. All wait, thank you, bye, have a
good day. I'm not gonna lie to you. Back in
the day when people were actually going to the office
and if they worked, you know, I live in the Loop,
so if they worked anywhere in the Loop or if
they worked anywhere nearby there, I'm not gonna lie. I

(08:37):
have definitely tried to get people to come over at
lunch and I'll make you lunch. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, I've done that, but it's not a first date,
you know.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
No, no, it wouldn't have been a first date. But like,
I've absolutely tried to get some lunch action in, yeah,
because it works well for me. So it's like I'll
order food in and we may or may not eat
it kind of thing. And it doesn't work very often.
I haven't pulled it off too much. Really, if I'm
dating somebody, I've pulled it off, like if it early
on and I'm like, you got an hour, came here.
That hasn't always worked because I think people are like,
I don't want to go back to work smelling like sex.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Well, they can shower at your place.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Well, they could, they could do that. Hey Jen, Hi,
so you're not. Hey Jen, how you doing?

Speaker 12 (09:15):
I'm good? How are you?

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Very well? Thanks for calling, Thanks for listening. Dawn Dating,
you're trying to go on a date at seven in
the morning on a Wednesday.

Speaker 13 (09:22):
Yes, I did it often, as when I started dating
my fiance, he was in his residency and so often
that was the only time after a shift where he'd
be able to see me that week, and he always
really appreciated.

Speaker 14 (09:36):
He said that I would get up early before work
and go do that.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
So okay, Brian, well there you go, and now you
got a doctor girl because it didn't work out, because
you're married now together now we're engaged. Okay, good, Well
I guess it worked out. I mean, yeah, I can
see after a first or second date or whatever, if
it becomes necessity. But I am not meeting on a

(10:00):
a dating app. I'm not meeting somebody on a dating
app and being like, okay, all right, tomorrow morning, seven
point thirty, I'll meant you had got us in the grocer,
you know, and we'll have a nice green smoothie.

Speaker 8 (10:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
I'm not doing it, Honestly.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
I wouldn't answer it exactly. I'd be like, Okay, I.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
No, thank you, Jen, have a great Davy. All right,
I gotta go. The frend Show is on Good Morning
on the radio, and the iHeart app anytime search it
for the French Show on demand. So gen X, you're
born between nineteen sixty five and nineteen eighty.

Speaker 7 (10:34):
That makes you gen X. So Rufio and I are
barely there. No, I'm maybe one baby, but I'm letting you.
I'm on the cusp. I yeah, you're like both Like
I feel like we're in both too, because I don't know. Yeah,
I said something about this the other day.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
It's like I can relate to you, I can relate
to wrong with I can relate to I grew up
with some of the stuff and not all of it
because I didn't grow up with the same stuff someone
in nineteen sixty five yet and everything. Yeah, you know,
but here these are seventeen things that are going to
freak anybody out who was born between nineteen sixty five
and nineteen eighty. Okay, Kurt Cobain has been dead longer

(11:11):
than he was alive.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Wow. Okay, Mario the cartoon Plumber from countless Nintendo video
games is just three years away from the recommended age
for colo rectal cancer screenings, which would make him what
fifty fifty something like forty eight, forty seven something like that.
I don't know when the recommend well, I don't know.

(11:34):
He needs his finger up his butt Mario does, and
not the fun kind. Mathematically, Billie Eilish could not have
feasibly been conceived that any of the uh at the
two thousand and one wet hot American summer. I don't
even know what that was. What's the wet I mean
I was alive then, what's wet hot American summer? I

(11:56):
don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
I know there is like a movie in a show.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yeah, I don't know. She was conceived after two thousand
and one? Is the point? Is that right? She's nineteen?

Speaker 7 (12:06):
Is that it?

Speaker 1 (12:07):
I thought she was a little bit older than that. Yeah,
so she couldn't have been conceived in two thousand and
one by a horny camper at the wet hot American
summer wherever that is.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Yeah, it's a show in the movie too.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yeah. Not one person in the world knows your phone
number by heart. That's not true. My mom does, I
know phone numbers by heart. Yeah, I don't know very many.
But that's the thing though, I mean, growing up, when
we were really young, you either had to memorize it
or you had to have like a book and write
them down. Yeah, rollodex. Oh that was money. I went to,
you know, a small school, and every year they would

(12:37):
give us a little book at the beginning of the
year that had everybody's name and phone number in it.

Speaker 8 (12:41):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Oh, yeah, the directory.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
And that was like money because that was because you
could just then unsolicited call the girl you liked if
you wanted to. And the rich kids had their own line,
so in the little directory you would say like house
line or whatever, and then you know, like the kid's
private line or whatever. The rich kids said that. I
never had that, Nope, didn't have that there because my
parents didn't want me on their phone. So I'm kind

(13:04):
of surprised they didn't get me that because it was like,
get off the phone, here's your BS. But they also
wanted to know when I was on the phone, and
they want to know who's calling. So if they got
me my own thing, and they wouldn't, nobody would know
who's calling. And now, of course everyone has their own
thing because you have a mobile phone.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
So there's no mobile phone.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Well there's no Well I was on a cell phone.
What do you call it? What do you call it?
Cell Phone's older than mobile? The cell phone, cell phone,
but it sounds older than me. Well that's what I said.
I said mobile phone, But I think cell phone sounds older.

Speaker 7 (13:42):
Cellular. Who's using the word cellular anymore? He's mobile because
you could take it anywhere. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Why would I what else would I be using the
word mobile for it?

Speaker 1 (13:52):
I don't know. That's what the word means. Remember, sirs, Yes,
you can can't buy him anymore. They no longer exist.
They were taking off the market in twenty eighteen. It
looked like.

Speaker 7 (14:07):
They have hydrogenated cottonseed oil in them. It's a breath mint.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
You can't. They don't exist. Do you know what's funny?
I didn't even notice that. I didn't realize such were gone.
I don't know that Zion, the as yet unborn son
Lauren Hill sang about on the Miseducation of Lauren Hill,
is now a dad. Oh wow, these are things. They're
going to freak out people who are a gen Z,
I guess or gen X rather gen X. The first

(14:36):
time mister T said I pity the fool in Rocky three,
he was forty years old. So bring on prostate exam
jokes in this thing. So now you can on ironically
say I pity the fool who doesn't get a prostate
exam during his annual checkup? What is it with this
person at prostate from the website? Okay, so some of

(14:56):
this stuff predates me. Mister T was not really a
thing when I was old enough to watch TV. Was
really the team maybe like barely barely. Oh, he's such
a great guy.

Speaker 7 (15:05):
Man.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
I met him. I met him because he's from here.
He's from Chicago.

Speaker 7 (15:09):
He was at the auto show and I met him
at the gas station, the same one we said Ben
Hamene to get Chaco tacos. He was pumping gas in
his Camaro.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (15:17):
He got a picture with him, and he gave me
a He's autographed the He had one of those mister
T key chains that make sound effects when he pushed
the buttons would be like the food.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
It's like a keychain thing. You saw the guy and
you're like, that's mister T. He just walked up to him. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (15:31):
I was like, mister T's I was like yo, and
he's like, can I get a picture? He's like, yeah,
did he have jewelry? No, he was not wearing jewelry.
Wowmart Man, he's a smart man, right. I'm not certain
I would have recognized him though.

Speaker 8 (15:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Same where the last generation who listened to David Bowie's
heroes and understood the lyric. I could remember standing by
the Wall as clearly referencing the Berlin Wall. Okay, remember
nineteen sixty five to nineteen eighty, So there are people
like okay, yeah, half of the cast of Friends now
qualified for senior discount Denny's Best Western and Kroger Grocery stores.

Speaker 15 (16:03):
Really.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Wow, it's been thirty two years since Honey, I Shrunk
the Kids and child shrinking technology, So that is an
exacting movie. Charlie Sheen, Eddie Murphy, Jim Carrey, Keeper Sutherland,
Flavor Flave, Michael Jordan, Kid Rock, and Snoop Dogg are
all grandparents. The youngest member of Pearl Jam is older
than the oldest member of the Traveling Willbury's sequel Circle

(16:29):
nineteen eighty eight, okay, or as close to Dame to
the year nineteen seventy as nineteen seventy was to the
year nineteen eighteen. Wow, that's crazy to think about. We're
as close today to the year nineteen seventy, meaning what
fifty what are we twenty two? So fifty two years ago?

Speaker 8 (16:50):
Right?

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Fifty two years ago was to the year nineteen eighteen,
fifty two years before that?

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Oh that's trippy, isn't.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Former MTVVJ Kurt Loder is sixteen years older than Ian
McKellen was when he first played Gandalf in the Lord
of the Rings trilogy. Billy Idol is exactly as old
as Jerry Stiller was when he first played Frank Costanza
on Seinfeld. If Cameron hadn't destroyed his dad's nineteen sixty

(17:22):
one for Rarigt, California in Ferrispeeler's day off, it would
be worth enough to day to pay for a four
year Ivy League education for up to five kids, with
enough left over for a summer home. Nice. Wow, since
you left school, they no longer teach cursive, dodgeball or
Pluto being a planet they don't know.

Speaker 7 (17:42):
I go, well, they don't teach cursef anymore. I don't
think I don't know what you do with it? What
would you do with k?

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Right?

Speaker 7 (17:51):
They all have tablets now, I mean you still don't
know how to They'll have mobile devices.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Such to me sounds less old time than cell phone,
even though I still say floppy discs, Sony Walkman, the
Simon game in Ferbie, and the board game Mouse Trapp
are all part of museum displays. Now. All right, Well,
somebody's freaked me out. And some of them I don't
under I don't know the reference because I'm not old enough,
thank god. But the one of my grandparents that's kind

(18:17):
of crazy, the one of the nineteen seventy to nineteen
eighteen thing that's like super old timey, that one does
kind of freak me out a little bit. Anyway, here
you go. What makes you feel old though, Like when
you see it, it makes you feel I mean, the thing
that makes me feel old is I've gone to the
doctor and the doctor's younger than me, like a doctor.

(18:37):
Oh yeah, to me, doctors were always super like, way
older than me, because it's in all this education, all
this experience you got, you gotta be you know, I
don't know. And then something happened, this shift happened where like,
now I go to the doctor and the doctor walks
in if I don't know them, and they're like, you know,
several years younger than me, And I'm going.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
Wait a minute, Yeah, it's like twenty eight year old doctors. Yeah, like,
how are you younger than me?

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah, That's what I'm saying. But what do you what
do you see? Jason Aische feel.

Speaker 16 (19:01):
Going out Like we've been doing a lot of events
at clubs and stuff, seeing like these kids look like
they're twelve and they're twenty one. Like they got parted,
they got wrisipanded, Like, yeah, grant whatever, there's outliers. But
I was like, I feel old as hell, Like I
am the grandpa in the club.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Currently. I've got one for you. You can be born the
year that I turned twenty one and be twenty one.
Oh oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
When I see that sign must be born after two
thousand to drink, I'm like.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
What exactly, yeah, exactly, so you were if you were
born the year that I could start drinking, you can
drink now.

Speaker 6 (19:36):
Oh gosh, so you're you were a y two k
twenty one turner.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Yeah, the world didn't end, by the way, cause you
were wondering, everyone's still here. It's all good. Like I
was worried. We all sat there and watched the computer switch,
you know, the hy two K switch, and nothing happened.
The French Show is on Good Morning on the radio
and the iHeart app anytime. Search for the French Show
on demand. On the long list of things traveling that

(20:00):
are nightmarish, I mean, god, where to even begin. Sitting
next to a smelly person, sitting next to a person
who brings smelly food on, sitting next to the person
who takes their shoes and socks off, sitting next to
a person who doesn't really fit in one seat. It

(20:21):
can be difficult. I mean, you know, I don't know
I can get comfortable.

Speaker 8 (20:29):
Together.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Yeah, I'm like, hey, friend.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
All in this together, to be honest with you. And
I'm I barely fit one seat these days. So I
don't know. One of the other things, because there's one
that's gone viral. It's a woman who has posted a
now viral clip to TikTok showing a highly inconsiderate passenger
sitting in front of her. This woman took her long
hair put it over the seat or behind her rather,

(20:58):
you know, so like as opposed. Just yeah, the hair
just sitting back, you know whatever she took the hair
fluffed it like over the top of the back of
the seat, and then it's hanging down now where the
where the person behind her trade table would be i'd be.
The passenger has her long hair completely draped over the
back of the seat, even covered parts of the tray.

(21:22):
The woman can be seen reaching for a paper cup,
with most of the seat in front of her covered
in a dark one dark brown hair with merely misses
the cup that's on her trade table. The joy of traveling.
I wish this was staged, was the caption. So this
is I mean, that's a list of things. I'm trying

(21:45):
to think. What else would drives me crazy?

Speaker 17 (21:48):
Bad kids? Oh kids on a flight? Yeah, like control
your children, get that together.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Hey it's not that easy.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Well it's not that easy, rufio.

Speaker 17 (21:59):
No one wants to sit by the kid that's constantly
tapping the seat or like looking you in your faith
Like you know, have you ever been on a flight
and the kids in front of you and they're just
staring at you and they it's buck You're like, first
is cute, but then like I'm like bruh, please it down.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
And I think, like obviously if it's a baby or
an infant or something like, that's one thing. Yeah, I
and I I know, like my sister is traveling with
Polly a whole bunch, and she, Paula's been pretty good,
I think, but like she tries really hard. She's constantly
and my sister's a little neurotic like me, so I
think she's probably trying a little too hard to make
sure that, like you know, she doesn't bother anybody. But

(22:36):
I think what you're talking about are not the kids
that like don't understand or the parents who are actively
trying to distract them or get them to stop. I
think it's the parents that don't do anything when they're
kid who is old enough not to be behaving that way, right,
Like you know, a five six seven year old's banging
the back in my seat the whole time, and the
parents are sitting next to them watching an iPad like
doesn't care, and you know that parent wouldn't like it

(22:58):
if it were happening to them, But it's like they're
just tired and aren't doing anything about it. Like that's
what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
That's exactly what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Yeah, you got people who get drunk. You get the
people who are like uh yeah, yeah yeah. But the
hair thing that's bad. I've never seen that.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
It grows for both parties.

Speaker 18 (23:16):
Like the person whose hair it is, like, why do
you want it to get all like I always wear
a hood, like, oh, why do you want to put
it all over the seat?

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Damn?

Speaker 18 (23:24):
Yeah gro It's also like the people who stand like
this when the plane lands.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Like oh yeah, like oh long, like yeah, like Kinks,
yeah yeah, because they've got the overhead thing right there.
Or how about have you ever had someone stick their
foot between the seats? Yes, yes, I've had that too.
Oh yes, I'm like it's like we live in a
society people sick. But I have a hard time, Sorry
to rupture camelin, I have a hard time putting the
seatback at all. Like I I will often just deal

(23:52):
with it. It's got to be a long flight for
me to put the seatback at all, because it's like, look, uh,
there's not a lot of room to begin with, and
so I can I mean, and the two inches is
not gonna help me, you know what I mean. It's
not like that's not gonna make a big difference in
my comfort over the course of an hour. So I
don't put my seat beck. I know you have every
right to do that, right, but yes, me, you you

(24:15):
just will to screw it. I don't care what I mean.

Speaker 7 (24:17):
This is every seat does it. If you want to
do it, you do it. It's not like I'm going
to recline into your lap. Yeah, yes, two inches. Hey,
that's more comfort for me. Man, you ruin your trade
table or whatever. You know, it's not going all the
way back. It's just two inches.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't. I just don't. And
I'm tall. I'm tall, dude, like I. If anyone's gonna
do it to create some more space, it would be me,
I guess. But I just feel bad. I feel bad.

Speaker 7 (24:47):
I'd rather have someone that just leans back in the
seat and then someone else's that's like a like a rustler,
you know what I'm saying. And you're then the back
of your seat's moving the whole time.

Speaker 6 (24:56):
Oh that's also me though I put my knees on
the seat in front of me.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
It's so bad.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
The other thing is if I I've done this before too,
where if I'm in the window and there's people like
to my right or whatever. If in the rare occasion
I really have to pee if they're sleeping, I won't
wake them up, like I'll wait till they wake up
to go pee. And it's like this could be bad
for everybody involved. Like trust me, this person might wish
I had woken them up if I pee myself, because

(25:22):
you know, for me, for me to have to use
the bathroom on the airplane, for me to commit to
that like things are, we're in a suit. We have
a serious situation on our hands. Like I drank like
a gallon of Duncan before I got on the plane,
and I messed up. I didn't time it right, like
if otherwise I'll hold it like a camel for hours
and hours. I only use the bathroom one. I peed

(25:42):
one time on a sixteen hour flight on cathe to
Hong Kong. I peed once and even that was like,
oh God, I didn't want to do it.

Speaker 7 (25:50):
Yes, sir, when you do get up to use the bathroom,
do you take more time because like obviously to be
more considerate, like you made them get up and you're
not like back in like a minute, Like do you
take more time, so you're just like.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
I just got it. That's interesting. I just got up.
You're gonna make me get up again? No, And typically,
if I'm in the aisle and someone's in there, I'll
just stand there and wait for them to come back. Really, yeah,
I don't care because it's a chance for me to
like stretch my legs. I get what I mean. And
if someone's coming behind me, I'll sit down. But like,
what's the point in me getting up and then sitting

(26:24):
down and then getting up. I just stand there. I
just wait.

Speaker 18 (26:27):
Yeah, Oh my god, I'd be like, so, I don't
know if you were like on ready by the time,
like I went to the bathroom, and what if I
took a minute in there and then you were just
standing there like waiting for me, I'd feel so much pressure.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Oh here's another here's another airplane bathroom thing. I can
honestly tell you that in my life, I cannot recall
a time where I have gone number two on an airplane.
But do you ever feel like if you're in there
for a little while that you're being judged? Yeah, Like,
like I try and get in and out as quickly
as possible so that everybody knows that I did not

(26:57):
go number two like and and granted I'm probably the
only one who is even no one else is probably
even paying attention except maybe the person who's next to
get to go in there, but like, I will go
as fast as possible, so there is no confusion as
to what I might be doing in there. And the
other thing is have you ever been the person who
goes in and it already smells yes? Yeah, and then

(27:17):
you were like, I I want to tell the next
person like that wasn't me, but that he who smelled
dealt him.

Speaker 7 (27:25):
I've sat back down, like I was waiting for someone
to use the bathroom. They came out, I went in
there just like yo, nope, and I sat back down.
I was like, I'm not being blamed for that. You
know that smell?

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Yeah? No, I've thought of that too when I've gone
in there and it's like oh no. And then the
person goes in after me, and like they close the door,
and I'm like, they're gonna do that. They're gonna think
I did that, even though even though that person doesn't
know who I am, I'll never see them again. It
doesn't matter. They're gonna think I went in there and
blew it up forever for everybody friend's luck. It's like
the hottest woman in the world. No, but I've had

(27:57):
really high girls come out and then I go in
and they're the one, and I'm like, damn, man, what, no,
why did you do that? I realized that everyone knows
attractive people don't prove I mean, don't ruin the fantasy

(28:18):
for me. The French Show is on Good Morning on
the radio and the iHeart app anytime search for The
French Show On to May, A person riding a horse
through traffic and refusing to pull over for police was
arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence following a
brief pursuit in California. The horseback rider was galloping through
traffic and refusing to pull the horse over. Eventually, the

(28:39):
rider surrendered, who was taken into custody and given a duy.
Is that possible, Yeah, you can get one on a bike.
You can get you can get one on anything you
can because you could hit somebody. Golf cart, bike, yeah, bicycle, actor.
I mean like the horse has go on his own. Man,
I don't know what it's doing. But the horse was
taking to the police station received lots of love and

(29:00):
the horse is okay. In case you were wondering, I
was watching uh Bac. Jason and I were sort of
texting with each other watching whatever that thing is on
Patrol Live this weekend, you know, formally live pet it's
on the Reels network. Trying to find your favorite network.
I can't stand Danny Abrams. I can't what attitude. He's

(29:26):
just a lot. He's just kind of a little twirpy,
kind of a goof. And then he thinks he's funny
with puns and stuff, and it's like, dude, you're not.
It's not funny, you know. It's like, just just just
throw to the next clip, dude, whatever. And then Sticks
is a legend of course, and then the other you know,
Stick's retired from the Tulsa Police Department. He's famous now,
so he didn't need that.

Speaker 16 (29:45):
It's flying in between, like yeah, they're on their last
oh yeah, so yeah, we got tired of that.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
But there's some wild stuff on there, Like they had
a there was a dude on an ATV that was
like they were chasing him, and I didn't realize that
at a certain point. It's a lot of these police
departments policy to just let them go, yeah, because because
it's like too dangerous to chase after him. So these
dudes are just like one guy was in a motorcycle.
He was just baiting the cops. He's just being like
an idiot. And then finally at one point they're like,

(30:13):
you know what, screw it. And the guy that they
just turned their cars around and go the opposite direction.
They're like, we're not even bothering with this. But I've
never really understood the whole police chase thaying like you're
not gonna get away, I mean unless you can get
them to disengage. But like by the time you got drones,
now you got news helicopters, you're not getting away. You're
not just gonna disappear. They're not gonna not find you.

(30:35):
And by the time those police chases are over, there's
like forty people and they got all the cops. Like,
you're not getting it's not gonna work. Same with bank robbery.
I don't think that's a smart crime. I don't think
very few I'm not familiar with very many bank robbers
that actually like got the money and they're like living
on an island. Now, like I'm dope. I have no
issues in my life whatsoever, because they can track it,

(30:58):
they can diet, they can you know whatever. They got
little air tags in the bag they give you. You're
not just gonna walk out, and that's all right, twenty
grand We didn't need that. You know, they're not gonna
do that. It seems like a dumb crime to me.
Just go back to scam and Paulina get I got.

Speaker 11 (31:16):
More pread show next.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
I don't rather's swallow with the step on it. I'll
tell you that, Yes, I would listen to anyone in
this room, but Rufio on it and situations about it is.
The pread Show is more about to speak Tim Siding,
so Keiki her boyfriend who lives with her. I'm getting
all the terminology, right, I gotta get it all right.
So you guys have been together for almost three years

(31:43):
and no one I shouldn't say no one, but really,
no one has ever seen this guy before because you
don't put him on anything. He's not in any social
media posts. You say, he better put a ring on
it before he gets recognized like that.

Speaker 17 (31:58):
Absolutely, and we've been together sick years. You're giving him
too much credit. Oh yes, yes, I.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Thought I said three before and you said yeah, and
it doesn't matter. So a lot of years, you know,
I'm not I'm not real good with with dates and
times and things like that. You know, Jason's been I
are the same age, yeah, as far as i'm even though,
what are you seven years younger than me? Yeah? How
many years younger than fo? So yeah, yeah, I think

(32:25):
I'm still too young for you though, aren't I?

Speaker 16 (32:27):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a minimum here different, Yeah,
we have to hit that.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
But let's hear about the Big Tim signing. So, Paulina, Jason,
who else saw Big Tim? Because you had an event yesterday,
Because you have a little cooking show on YouTube, you
and Ryan Lee, who's on before us a very successful
YouTube cooking show. It's actually very funny to everyone should
go and watch. But you celebrated one year of your

(32:54):
cooking show and Big Tim showed up.

Speaker 17 (32:56):
Yes, yes, I led him out the house to come
to the party, and he was in his full glow
of his name you've created for him. He's like walking
around the party introducing himself as Big Tim.

Speaker 11 (33:11):
But I was so happy.

Speaker 17 (33:12):
When Jason and Paulina walked in because I'm like, finally,
you guys can confirm that he is alive and well,
and you could tell Fred that he does exist.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
So, yes, exactly. Yeah, I was in Arizona. I couldn't
make it, But had I known there was a Big
Tim sighting, I probably would have flown back in on
the Red Eye and made sure that I was there
for this, because I'm very curious to know. I have
an image in my head what I think Big Tim
looks like, but I really don't know. I've only had
people described Yeah, hey, how would you describe him? Yeah,

(33:50):
if you would paint a picture for me, Caitlyn, Well,
you know, explode it.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
You know, you guys are familiar with Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 18 (33:59):
Yeah, so they actually they're, I mean they're they haven't
unveiled it yet.

Speaker 6 (34:04):
So this is kind of like Insider, but it is coming,
and it's gonna be Big Tim's head. All those presidents
and it's just because of how fine he is.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
He didn't have to be a president.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Okay, they've been able to keep that secrets of so
longside of a mountain.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
I'm going to the ribbon cutting, you know.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Wow, Yeah, you're gonna you're gonna repel for that.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Yeah, he will be there obviously.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Yeah, when you think Mount Rushmore, who from big Tail.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
Round here, well, that would be whomever is on the
one hundred dollars bill.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
That is definitely incorrect. B First of all, Bill Bill,
Bill Clinton should be Bill. You think Bill Clinton.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
Might as well?

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Yeah, I love Bill on the he got his own
brand and cigars. That's a whole different story.

Speaker 8 (35:17):
Though.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
You don't say good so he is not? No, so,
no trying. Who is on Mount Rushmore, Paulina, aside from
big Tim Kiky's boyfriend. Just think of good presidents, favous presidents.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Barack Obama.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
President.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
I know George Washington for sure, the first president.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
George Washington. Four there are four.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Oh boy, I only know two. If anything.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
If I were to say, if I were to say Theodore,
you would say felt yeah, Abraham Lincoln. You just say
that George Washington. And if I were to say Jefferson,
you would say, oh.

Speaker 17 (36:04):
Don't know Jefferson.

Speaker 8 (36:08):
Girl.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
So d l apartment in the sky, Thomas.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Tommy, Yes, I used to work here that man, I'm
not gonna not gonna I'm not gonna work here anymore.
So all right, Tommy, Jefferson is up there, ever been

(36:41):
left waiting by the phone. It's the Fred Show. How
you doing, Trey?

Speaker 11 (36:46):
I'm okay, You're okay.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Welcome to the show. Of course, we call this waiting
by the phone. We want to try and help you
out here, investigate what's going on with this girl. Lea.
Tell us how you met, tell us about any dates
that you've been on, and where things are now.

Speaker 12 (36:58):
Yes, we met one day over the fact that we
both loved hiking, so like, you know, your worst day
of the rock climbing, so we weren't rock climbing. I
thought it was a great you know state. But then
at the end, you know, uh, she just kind of
you know, cut out quickly, and I haven't really been
able to, you know, make any meaningful connection since are.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
You a rock climber, Like did you did you guys
go and do this and you're really good at it
and she's bad and you were trying to show off
or like what's the deal?

Speaker 12 (37:28):
Well, no, I mean it's more like I had done
it a couple of times. I was just a good hiker,
so you know, they kind of overlap. But yeah, it
was like a nice like I was trying to like
do like a like a fun, interesting date that wouldn't
just be like, you know, cocktails in a bar.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
That's an aggressive first date.

Speaker 8 (37:45):
Rock click.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Coming in real hot right, be creative and you know
there's fitness oriented. Is something you like to do, your
showing your hobbies. I mean, look, I mean I feel
like every day I go on these days is is
try and get a drink with a mask on. Like
that's about the extent of what you can do.

Speaker 12 (38:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought maybe being out in wilderness
a little more open, kind of socially distanced at times,
you know, this was.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Even like the kind that you do like in the
the zone. Yeah, right, now this is you actually like,
this is like actual rocks, actual Oh in my mind
I had like the pham things sticking out of the wall.
That's that's what I Okay, well all right, well so
so death defying first dates. So let's we'll call this

(38:31):
girl lee Lee or Leah Lee Leah Leah. We'll call Leah,
we'll see what's going on, we'll ask some questions. You'll
be on the phone. Hopefully we can straighten this out
and set you guys up on another date that we
pay for, maybe something slightly less with liability involved with us.

Speaker 7 (38:47):
You know, thank you.

Speaker 12 (38:49):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 8 (38:50):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Let's see what happens next Part two of Waiting Met
the Phone after this song on The Fred Show. Good morning,
It's the Fred Show. Part two of Waiting Met the Phone.
Part two of Waiting by the phone a Trey. Yeah, okay,
welcome back. Let's call Leah. You met on bumble, good conversation.
Decided to go rock climbing on the first date, like
an actual boulders and rocks and carabineers and whatever I'm

(39:12):
using terms I don't know, but anyway, rock climbing and
you thought that went well and there was a good connection.
Except you haven't heard from him or I haven't heard
from her rather since that date. You want to know why? Correct,
Let's call her now? Good luck? Hello, Hi, is this

(39:34):
Leah Leah? Good morning Fred, Jason Fred Show. And I
have to tell you that we are on the radio
right now. I need your permission to continue with the call.
Can we talk on the radio for a couple of minutes?

Speaker 14 (39:46):
Oh yeah, sure.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Perfect, Thank you so much. I appreciate that we're calling
on behalf of a guy named Trey says he met
you on bumble and you guys you went on a
rock climbing date.

Speaker 14 (39:58):
Yeah, I remember, Trey, sure.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Okay, well he described this date. You went rock climbing.
I guess on the side of a mountain or side,
don't know where you found that, but anyway, you you
went rock climbing, and he says he had a great
time with you, thought that you were very engaging and
that the date went well, and figured that he would
see you again. Exup if he says you're ghosting and
he wants to know why.

Speaker 14 (40:20):
Okay, all right, we're doing this.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Yeah, I mean tell the truth. You can be honest,
because you know, if you don't want him to call
you anymore, if you had a problem, then we can
pass that on to him and then you know you're
off the hook at yeah, okay.

Speaker 14 (40:35):
Well yeah, Like so, I really appreciated that our first
date wasn't boring like dinner and movie.

Speaker 12 (40:40):
You know.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Yeah, you wanted rock climbing, and it.

Speaker 14 (40:44):
Was something new for me, which was really exciting, and
I liked that it was was athletics. But there's there
was just something off about Trey that I just can't
get behind.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Okay, what happened? What was off?

Speaker 14 (40:59):
Well, so he was kind of showing me a climbing route.
So he was climbing ahead of me, which was cute, like, oh,
he's teaching me, you know. And then I when I
was behind him, I noticed he was wearing a song.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Yeah, like a women's song or a man's kind of thought. Oh,
Trey's not even gonna let us get the rest of
the story. That's tray by the way, Lea, I'm sorry
I forgot to mention. The tray is here sold on
Slawyer roll tray. I want to hear from Leah. So

(41:32):
he was wearing a thong. And you see this because
you can get like the whale tail thing that you give. Yeah, yeah, okay,
And so you see this and it threw you off.

Speaker 14 (41:44):
Yeah, I mean I thought it was in my head
at first, but after further climbing, it was definitely a song.

Speaker 10 (41:53):
I hear.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
You went, the more exposed it became, You've never seen
a man wearing a thong before. I have not.

Speaker 14 (41:59):
Seen that on purpose. This was a new experience. Yeah,
the whale tail thing is not my thing.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Okay, well let me do you know the tray is
here now? Trey a man thong? I Jason, have you
seen very many manthongs? I haven't, and.

Speaker 16 (42:18):
Doing that activity makes me feel like that would not
be very comfortable.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
So what was it like if you're climbing a rocket?
Thinks like all the way up your ass the whole time.
But what what is that like? Your standard operating procedure?
That's what you like to wear, not always but sometimes.

Speaker 12 (42:32):
I mean, it's black, it's masculine. It's like it's like
a compression. You know, it's a compression underwing's of.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Black like, but my idea of a compression underwear or
of compression like it's it goes around the leg like
it's a whole like almost form of a trunk. I
feel like what you were wearing is a banana hammock.

Speaker 12 (42:52):
But that would be if I was running, which is
more just like you know, casual.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Huhh okay, all right, so this, you know, maybe a
nice night out for dinner. You might sport at black though. Yeah,
all of a sudden, I'm really rock climbing. Rock climbing.
I didn't realize that was standard operating procedures for scaling
the side of a mountain. The guys with the everest

(43:17):
are all wearing black thongs. All right, so this, you
know that's his preference. Look, I mean, Leah, let me,
let's say that you wear like granny underwear every day.
Would you expect him to disqualify you for that?

Speaker 14 (43:28):
I think that's totally different. And I don't wear granny
under every day, So I'm not trying to date someone
who we can share underwear.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
I see, Well, you know, the matching thongs I'm here for.
That's convenient. You know, maybe he's short of thong and
you have an extra one and then you're a rock climbing.

Speaker 14 (43:49):
No, there's nothing masculine about a song. He can't convince
me that.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Wow. Okay, yeah, Trey, I guess I guess that's it.
You know, you can wear whatever kind of nder where
you want. You know, I wants here to judge you.
It's just not for her.

Speaker 11 (44:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (44:04):
I mean, I'm just comfortable with myself. You know, I
don't need to like, you know, put into any particular
you know, underwear standard.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
No, certainly, don't can put you in a box tray no,
or a or a nice you know, boxer brief either apparently.
But look, I appreciate your time, Leah Trey. Best of luck,
to you as well. And and you know what, can
you say? You're you're you like a thong? You know
you like a thong? All right, thank you guys, thank you.

(44:36):
Risa Resa Resa whatever on Twitter that goes a prude?
Does she know that like all the Marvel DC actors
wear thongs under their costumes. I believe that because you
know they're like skin tight or whatever, and you wouldn't
want to see any lines of any kind or whatever.
I get that.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
Imagine your favorite superhero with panty line, right, you just.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Can't you can't have that. No, you can't have that.
So in your in your experience and as a man
who likes men, Yeah, Jason, you've not seen many thongs
in that community.

Speaker 8 (45:05):
No.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
I mean, I mean.

Speaker 16 (45:07):
People wear thongs that like Pride parade or like or something.
But I haven't personally, in my personal life seen a
lot of men with thongs on.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Do you have an issue? I'm sorry? Continue, No, I
don't think I would wear one. Yeah, Paulina, do you
and I'll bring Kaylen into Do you do you have
any like? Do you judge a man if he wears
like a brief as opposed to a boxer brief or
a boxer. Do you have an issue?

Speaker 2 (45:31):
I'll be honest, I do.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
I prefer the boxers, like the Briefs, not into that.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
I don't want to speed out the pool like, not
into that.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Like you want straight up boxers, not even box of
brief boxers.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Just were the boxers.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Yeah, but you don't have stuff hanging down there. Yeah,
you know, and like the boxers, that stuff kind of
runs free, you know. And with the box of Briefs,
he's kind of the best of both worlds, you know,
form fitting. Yeah, exactly. I don't mind them, I guess
show off more brief Any issue with a if you
if the Miracle of Minnesota were to approach you and
bring his thunder from down under or up north rather,

(46:07):
would you have an issue if here wearing a thong?

Speaker 19 (46:12):
I don't know if I would love that.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Yeah, I think it's weird. I do think it's a
little strange, but you know, to each their own.

Speaker 18 (46:19):
It's just like we're all attracted to certain things, and
I don't know if that would get me going.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
I mean, if you're a ballet dancer of some kind
or you know, some sort of performer and the outfit
requided and great that's fine, but I mean as far
as like everyday use banana hammock. Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know. I think I would like him. Jason,
why on this list of things did you mention something
about school growing up that scares you? Because I like,

(46:45):
where did that come from?

Speaker 16 (46:47):
I was just thinking last night about how dumb it
was that this teacher that I saw there was a
remembrance on Facebook about this teacher that was retiring, and
it made me think of like old stories and how
scared I wasn't hurt. It was like I wonder if
anyone else had like a weird scenario in school of
something you were afraid of in school, but now you
look back on and you're like that was dumb, Like

(47:08):
why was I afraid that the teacher made me do
X Y Z if I was bad or something like that.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
I was in Catholic school, so my experiences were wild.
So wait, what it was the teacher that scared you herself?

Speaker 16 (47:18):
Well, she was really scary, but like her punishment was
like if you were bad, you had to write your
name in a book.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
It literally just write your name in like a notebook.

Speaker 16 (47:26):
And then when your parents would come, like for the
quarterly teacher they would put she would put the book
on display and your name would be in it, and
she would like let the parents know, like, oh, well,
you know, if your kids misbehaving, you might want to
check the book that's on display in the back to
see if your kids on the list, right, like public
shaming you what?

Speaker 1 (47:44):
And this is what I'm curious about that eight five
five five nine one three five to get text the
same number. When you think about, like I don't know,
grade school, maybe middle school, even high school, is there
any memory or any specific event that makes the pair
in the back of your next stand up for whatever reason.
When you brought that up, I started thinking about how
I had one science teacher who would make us come

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up with like a unique pin number, and then he
would post everybody's grades associated with the pin number. So
like you'd get your test score on a bulletin board
and everybody could see the scores, but they didn't know,
you know, what your password was, your number, so you
could go up there and be like, man, somebody got
a one hundred on this thing, and somebody got a
thirty two, you know what I mean. But it was

(48:26):
like walking up to the board to look and see
what your grade was. I just remember it was agonizing.
Plus I never really did very well, so it was
even more agonizing for me. Guy was the guy who
was a thirty two, so that was even more agonizing.
But to this day my hands get sweaty thinking about it.
Ooh yeah, yeah yeah. And then it always came out like, oh,
I know who got the thirty two. You would assume

(48:48):
and figure it out. Yeah, you gotta have one roofeal.

Speaker 7 (48:51):
You know what, I really didn't care about, Like, I
really don't have any school memories.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
I I just went to school for the social aspect
of really.

Speaker 7 (49:02):
Really didn't you know, I'm saying I have friends in school,
but I really didn't pay attention to school, Like I
don't remember.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
I don't remember like Rufie, Like I always knew I
was going to be famous, So I.

Speaker 7 (49:12):
Really just like I was working I mean Donald's like
full time at the age of like sixteen, so like
in school was like a second.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Thought to me. See that was college for me. Is
my freshman and part of my sophomore year. I was
a college student. The rest of the time, I lived
off campus and I was a radio so I went
to school like simply to get done. Yeah, same college,
I mean to graduate, And in retrospect, I kind of
wish I hadn't done it that way, but it wouldn't
have worked out this way if I hadn't. But yeah,
like I kind of stopped. I would go to class

(49:41):
and like do what I had to do and then
go to the radio station whatever. But like I didn't,
I was not any longer there for the I was
just there to get out, Yeah, which I don't know,
but I don't have any memories like that of college.
They're all of like grade school, in high school, middle
school and high school. Yeah, and like ke school is wild.

Speaker 16 (49:56):
So, like the one thing I was afraid of in
high schoo was they would they didn't have after school detention.
Really if you were bad or you were tardy or whatever,
they would make you come and clean the classrooms they
called cleaners. So like instead of like sitting in a
library and setting or whatever like normal attention, you had
to go and like whatever teacher you would like offended,
you had to go and literally like sweep wiped down,

(50:16):
like literally made you clean the classroom, get the racers together.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Yeah. I also remember being nervous and we've talked about
this before. When I knew the grades were sent out
and they were going to come to the mailbox every
day trying to meet my mom beat my mom in
a mailbox. The thing was there was no hiding it
because she knew they were coming, so even if I
got them before her, she'd be like, where are they?
And then the other thing was, I remember some classes
we would the thing where you'd read a page and

(50:45):
the next person next you would read the next page
of the book or read like a paragraph, and then
the whole room would go through reading out loud. And
I can remember I would try and count how many
people it was to me so I could practice my paragraphs.

Speaker 10 (50:56):
So I did.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
It's not like get more on reading out loud in
front of like, you know, hot girls or whatever. And
now I read for a living out loud. I feel
like I was more scared, like go was scared.

Speaker 7 (51:06):
My memories come from that report card coming home or
anything coming home to the house, because I knew I
was gonna get my ass, like oh.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Man from the season D's like I'm trying to board signatures.

Speaker 7 (51:18):
You could you have to put like it's like carbon paper,
you know, what I'm saying, you got a sign and
send the other one back.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
I was just like, who is who is more?

Speaker 11 (51:25):
Mean?

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Your mom or your dad? Oh Man, I would say,
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (51:30):
It was like he's pretty much.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
I'd say my dad was more.

Speaker 7 (51:34):
He was more like he would like he'd be at
work when you know, you get home from school and
then you just count down the minutes till he gets home.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Was like your mom. My mom would be like, here's
the report card, and it'd be like, oh d did
he do the thing?

Speaker 10 (51:47):
Where?

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Because their first generation, right mm hmm. So there's this
guy on TikTok. I think there's a few, but this
one guy in particular who imitates his Indian parents when
they would get a report card, you know, and he's
it's really funny. But it would always be like I
didn't come over to this country for you to get
an eighty five and geography or well maybe I should
ship your ass back and then you know where India

(52:07):
is or whatever. But with your parents like that, did
they ever give you guilt trips about how like you know,
I need you to succeed, Because.

Speaker 7 (52:13):
No, they weren't like that. They were just you know,
just disappointed. I guess, like I don't know, it was more. Yeah,
I'm not disappointing either. It's just like, why don't you
try hard, you know, say.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Like you didn't get the like you're gonna go back
to the old country.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
No, you would get that. No, Martia would tell you.

Speaker 4 (52:29):
That my mom would climb mountains to get to school,
So I should be lucky that I get to school
bus because she had to walk.

Speaker 9 (52:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Oh yeah, I was gonna live with Grandma for years,
like every summer I was gonna.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Live a g You need to appreciate the life that
you have because otherwise I'll send you back, you know,
to wherever I came from. Oh yeah, yeah. This guy's funny, though,
the Indian dude, because I mean my parents obviously that's
not our story. But you know, he'll be like, you know,
oh you get a you get a you know ninety
in Pe or whatever, and oh you get a ninety
and mad I don't know, and he just always has

(52:58):
some funny response.

Speaker 8 (52:59):
He will what's going on? Mac?

Speaker 1 (53:02):
So you think of school, what is like the nightmare
memory that comes to mind immediately?

Speaker 10 (53:09):
So I was in like first grade and I don't
know about you guys. But they had these cards. It
was like green, yellow, and red, and if you misbehave
or whatever, the teacher would be like, oh, go turn
your card to the next one.

Speaker 14 (53:21):
You know.

Speaker 10 (53:22):
Remember one day I was there and I was just
acting really bad for whatever reason, and my teacher was like, oh,
go turn your card, and I remember I went to
go turn it yellow. And then a little later on
she was like, go go turn your card. Go turn
your card again, and it was the last one, you know,
so I remember I just would go back over there
and he turned it from green to yellow. Yellow. Did

(53:42):
not want to be on red. And then like when
you get on red, I think they like call your
mom or something. Yeah, lord knows. I didn't want that.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Yeah, nobody wanted that to happen. Thank you, Mac. Have
a good day, guys. It's amazing like some of the
memories and how they probably shaped us. Like as a kid,
like I remember certain kids used to get we did
in Spanish class. If you got good grades on tests,
you'd get pesos. These little pesos like that were like
I don't know, teacher made them and they were little

(54:10):
photocopy thing or whatever, and she'd like staple them to
your test. If you got an A, you get a peso,
and then at the end of the semester you could
use the pesos to buy stuff that she I don't know,
candy or whatever. And it was funny because they were
like three kids that had all the pesos. And then
what were some of the stuff that you could buy.
Was you could buy like better grades. You could buy
like an extra no, like something with your pasos you

(54:33):
could make like an eighty ninety or a ninety at
one hundred or whatever. But the problem was the genius
kids had all the paesos they didn't need. And I'm
over here going donate your stuff, like, here's a dollar
for a prez, let's go, bro. I was seriously, I
need to buy myself some grades. But like the kids
with all the pesos, they had all the grades. So
I'm like, well, this isn't do any good. But I
had never had any. I had like two. You know,

(54:54):
everyone else had like seven thousand. I had like two
because I was very average in school. Hey Sergio, Hey,
good morning, Sergio. What's your school memory.

Speaker 19 (55:05):
When I was in first grade, our first grade teacher
would always have us take out our reading logs and
put them in these sort of like cubbies.

Speaker 10 (55:13):
So one time, I.

Speaker 19 (55:14):
Guess I was super tired. It was a long day,
first grade stuff. I forgot mine, so she purposely saw
that mine was there. Told everyone in front of the
class stare at him as you're getting his out. I
have to sit the whole week, that whole week by
myself at lunch. And the teacher's like.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
What does he do?

Speaker 8 (55:32):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Look listen to the emotion in Sergio's voice. It takes
him right back to that moment, doesn't it.

Speaker 19 (55:39):
Yeah, And it's like, I was a first grader, what
do you expect me to do?

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Many?

Speaker 19 (55:44):
Ma'am you you're assigning the first graders responsibility right now
that some of us don't even comprehend a little bit.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
He's taking it right back to that moment. Thank you, Sergio,
have a good day.

Speaker 19 (55:57):
Thanks you guys too.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Yeah, look at that, Hey, Jlc's the same kind of thing.
Certain people got rewards and certain people didn't.

Speaker 11 (56:03):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 20 (56:05):
So I was traumatized by my German teacher. So he
would bring in these like huge cinnamon rolls for like
after people got their grades, and everybody would be sitting
in their seats and he would call everybody up who
had an A and they would all receive these cinnamon rolls,
and then he would go, okay, everybody who gets up,
who got to be come on up, everybody who got

(56:28):
it the come on up, and then he would he
would announce everybody's great, so everybody.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
Knew, okay, like if.

Speaker 20 (56:34):
You, I know, if you got if you had the
big sin, you got an A. And then he would
he would It's almost like he wanted to embarrass people
so that they would like, try harder next time on
the task. Of course, I'm terrible at German, so I
think I got like a big sinmon roll like twice.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Look at that, So you remember this stuff? Like yeah,
another another teacher that had little uh little uh what
were they teddy grams had teddy grams in a like
jar on her desk, and if you got a certain
grade you could get you could have one. But I
very rarely had that greate, so like it couldn't happen.
And then my mom would be like, well that's dumb.
Here there's a box at home eating. But they didn't

(57:11):
taste the same. They were as good at home, Like
I could have as many as I wanted, but I
wanted those ones. Thank you, Jill, have a good day.

Speaker 14 (57:18):
Yeah, yeah, I'm.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Glad you called. Let me see here, Pisa is it Faisa?

Speaker 4 (57:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (57:26):
It is hi.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
Okay. So you have a draumatizing school memory, which is yeah.

Speaker 21 (57:30):
So when I was like a junior or sophomore, like sixteen,
I was like sixteen seventeen, I had a language teacher
and she would have to memorize these conversations like happily
throughout the week, and she would like go back and
forth and ask all students in my class. And this
teacher was terrifying.

Speaker 8 (57:45):
She was so scary.

Speaker 21 (57:46):
And so I remember she had asked me a question
one week and I look at her like dead in
the eyes, and I just start crying and I'm falling.
And she asked me a question again, and I just
start crying even harder, and she's kind of move on
to the next person, and she comes back to my
desk and she goes, oh, like do you need to
go to the bathroom of the Arabic So she's like,
you need to go to the bathroom and wash up,

(58:06):
and I start calling even harder, and I was like
so pale a seriously, I sat there and I cried
for like seven minutes while this classius went on. Everybody's
like looking at me. But Vina is that everybody like
got it because she was so so scary. But I
was like sixteen.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
Seventeen when this happened.

Speaker 10 (58:21):
So I just I'm that's so funny.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
See you never forget, you never forged. Stuff sticks with you.
Thank you for twenty one now see all these years later,
thank you. Oh yeah, I have a great day. Glad
you called hey, uh Samantha, Hi Harriet, Hi Samantha. So
you're instantly taken back to this point in your in
your school life.

Speaker 22 (58:41):
What was it, Well, it's kind of traumatizing, Like well anytime,
you know when we would hand out like Valentines and
we go through all the troubles, make air little mailboxes
and then everybody would come out and hand out Valentine's
to everybody, And my envelope was like empty.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Oh remember that?

Speaker 22 (59:00):
And I knew it was going to happen like every
time in the Old States, like pass out like birthday invitations,
and I was like I knew I.

Speaker 14 (59:07):
Wasn't going to get one.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
See they made us in school, everybody had to bring
something for everybody like if you brought Valentine's there had
to be one for every single person, otherwise you couldn't
do it. No, wait, not back in the day. Yeah,
well I was there with you.

Speaker 12 (59:20):
I said, they didn't care.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
It was crushing eight. Oh no, well maybe your crush
got more stuff or whatever. But yeah, no, I remember
everybody had. You couldn't just bring some for some people
because there would be some people that had nothing. Samantha,
have a good day. Hold on, hey, hold on, hey,
he actually hold on, Samantha, hold on, So nobody ever
gave I'm gonna We're gonna give you a Valentine right now.

(59:43):
We're going to give you some. Now, just pretend like
it you're back in school and we're putting something in
your little Valentine's thing. I almost said, I almost said,
we're putting something in your box. Were not, But we're
going to give you something. I don't wants to give
you something because she she feels for you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Yes, She's like, okay, whatever, I don't want to. Yeah,
hold on one second, stay right there, Caylein's going to
give you something, a prize of some kind.

Speaker 10 (01:00:11):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
See, you're making this person you're trying to erase the
bad taste. You know, my heart that story, Yeah, it
happened all those years ago, and.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Still remember it though.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
My hands are sweating thinking about the grades on the
bulletin board. Maybe that's why when the ratings come out,
I have the same feeling when the email shows up
and I'm like, oh God, Jesus, seriously, I just want
to get an exactly what do I want?

Speaker 8 (01:00:44):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:00:45):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Yeah, where's my spach with my pays?

Speaker 11 (01:00:51):
More fread show? Next fread show.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
Is Paulina your friendsheet? Benzo is three months old. He's
six months over six months old. He is a man now.
I guess that that makes him a man.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
I think so because he's getting neutered in two weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, he should chill out after you
do that, I think. I think there are a little
rambunctious right until you have until you do that unfortunate
act of choppy choppy, snippy snippy. But he has a girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
He does have a girlfriend's yeah, so what's the story?

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
How did they did they meet? On hinge or bumble?
Is he wondering why she hasn't called back in a
couple of days? Do we need to call her see
what's going on.

Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
Yes, I think he is wondering because what we do
is when we go for walks, he walks me to
her house.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
That's what we're doing right now.

Speaker 8 (01:01:38):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Yes, it's a twelve year old Pomeranian, so she's a
little older.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
So okay, yes, I've seen that video before.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
Yeah, I forgot her name. It's like, oh my god,
for her name. But she's a cutie.

Speaker 11 (01:01:51):
She's so cute.

Speaker 4 (01:01:52):
But he knows what her house is, which is across
the alley from us, like across the street.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Okay, so we walk.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
I walked to the.

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
Mailbox and then from there, benzol walk me to her house.
And she's not outside a lot when we when we're
happy to pass by. So she's in the window. Okay, yes, yes,
I posted a video of it. And she is the
cutest and he's just looking up and then he looks
down and then I think he said, I think it's
like hang.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Out, going and ate or something like does she ever does?
Does her mom or dad ever bring her out so
that they can, you know, do their deal so he
could spit some game he can.

Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
Yeah, So that's how they met because they live across
the street and I've passed by, and I'm like, there's
a little dog who lives across the street.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
We must introduce them. And Benzol doesn't.

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
He does okay with dogs, but you know, he'll bark
and he'll fight them, I think for the most part.
But with her, that was the first time I've ever
seen him calm. He's just sniffing, and she's so chill.
She's just looking and I'm like, I think she like
does this little strut too for him?

Speaker 8 (01:02:45):
I do.

Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
I think she like wants to be got, you know,
she wants to be she wants to be snatched.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
It twelve, but she's still got. The younger men are
still they're still after like Dolly Parton, she's Betty White,
She's you know, she's a sex simble and she is
so cute. Five nine one, one o three five. Before
you go, Jason to the phone room, where your your

(01:03:10):
throne is, you have two Corgis.

Speaker 5 (01:03:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
Do they have girlfriends or boyfriends? Are they together in
their own relationship? I mean, what's so.

Speaker 16 (01:03:19):
The narrative that we have in our heads is that
they are together. They are lesbians. We are a gay
household because the reason I say that is because Mike's parents'
dog is a boy there and when we go over,
all he wants to do is get in Chloe's face
like liquor, like the whole time we're there, like literally
in the interim face, and she wants nothing to do
with him, like looking away, get away from me, will
like growl at him, get away from me.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
I was like, because maybe you guys are like so
they're not sisters their lovers now where they are they
from the same litter? Though? No, no, because I was
gonna say that whoa I mean, then we got to
go on morey with it, and that's awkward. Stick partners.
They're domestics, so they're from different litters, so they very
well could be in a relationships just like their daddy's. Yeah,

(01:04:00):
I like it, Okay, all right? So I read the
other day that the actresses and famous people are wearing
more lesbian. You're calling it lesbian clothing, which is like
you know, boxy stuff. Do you think your corgies wear
lesbian clothing?

Speaker 10 (01:04:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (01:04:13):
Because I try to put like little sweaters and little
like dresses on them for Christmas time when I get
a little CHRISTI and they hate it, like absolutely. They
love their little harnessed things. So I'm like, okay, it's
like a little bit of a oh maybe even some
some freaky freaky you know.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
We're not letting anybody else in to this relationship then,
so they're exclusive, committed, committed. Yea. Even Kaila came over
and they didn't even like her. They didn't want to her.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
They don't like other women.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
Yeah I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:04:38):
Yeah, I don't know how that works because lesbians usually
love me.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Well, that's why. When I was a little kid, I
had a snouger. Katie was her name. She lived to
be like one hundred and ninety. She was it was
like that Dave Chappelle's kit where he's the blind white supremacist.
Oh yeah, my black dog didn't like dark skinned people
like at all, Like like would growl and was mean,
And I'm like Katie, like, come on, like what are

(01:05:03):
you doing? Like you can't be like this, you know,
like why are you mean? Why are you so mean?
Look at yourself in the mirror. You gotta be nice
to everybody. We all come in different shapes and sizes.
I had a racist dog. I think Kaylen came to
my house and he would just bark, bark, she want
her to get out.

Speaker 6 (01:05:19):
Wow, well, she's not used to seeing women around the
house's They don't even have a mirror in their bathroom.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Bust their hearts because there's two men that live there.
I'm like, where do I do my makeup?

Speaker 9 (01:05:27):
Wait?

Speaker 16 (01:05:27):
You have a second bathroom? We had just redone it
so we didn't have a mirror. It's a small bathroom
like it just you know what I mean. Wow, She
was like, okay, I go to the bedroom. I was like,
oh my god, we have a mirror and they're just
gonna walk in there and be like, wait.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
So you have a you have a sexist dog. I
had a racist dog. What about your cats? Do they
shown you romantic interests in each other? Or if I
have one cat, so well, I know you've had more
though in the past. You're you're a cat lady. No,
they were all siblings. They're all two brothers and a sister,
you know, so okay, so they don't cross those lines,
you know.

Speaker 7 (01:06:00):
No, they were just they'd all do their own thing,
and then when it came to eat the yalk. This's
the only time I saw him all together when it
was feeding time.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
How is your cat doing? He's all right, he's struggling
over here.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
He's still alive, he's still kicking.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
So he's got to stay in the mud room.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
Yeah, I know, because his you know, his bowel movements,
aren't you know, that's probably why he Yeah, that may
have that may be part of the reason why he's
not seeing anybody right now. He's trying to get that
straightened out, you know what I mean, These things happen,
and and if you're constantly having to use the litter box,
you know, you got to get that straightened out before
you go over to your lady's house, you know. And

(01:06:35):
I wish that on him. I wish that for Yes.

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
So I have a theory too about Benzo and his
little girlfriend, Like I kind of feel like she's playing
him a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
To be honest, I feel like this isn't her first
role doing. Yeah, she's that block.

Speaker 4 (01:06:47):
Literally, she's been around the block. She knows what she's doing.
And if I find out, Mama's gonna be mad.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
What do you think Benzo's pickup line is like when
he rolls up on the spot, What do you think
he's saying to these ladies? Do you think he has
a line to go to if you were to advise him. Yeah,
I Instagram girl. He's like, yeah, my mom sings on
the radio.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
Yeah, my mom be talking on the radio talk Smack.
You are the mom.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
So okay, all right, So he strolls up on the
ladies and that's what he says.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
I think.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
So, yeah, I don't know, what's the best line of
man's ever used on you? Maybe then you should Maybe
that's the one that you should teach him.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
That's a good question.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
I want to go eat, is.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
What Hobby said. Her Hobby is like, got was that easy?

Speaker 4 (01:07:42):
I should have done that a long time ago.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
He The Fred Show is on Good Morning on the
radio and the iHeart app any time search for the
Fred Show on how much? What would you say is
the most reveal? Is the most expensive part about being
a parent? What do you spend the most of food
the most amount of money on? Like you pop out
this little creature and then and now you're spending money.

Speaker 7 (01:08:08):
I feel like in the beginning it's like formula and
diapers for sure, and now like Ashton's potty train. So
I mean, I would say, yeah, food is probably the
most expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
How's the body training going? Like he's got it. Oh,
I still have to wipe his buttet's about it, you know,
because you can't get back there.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
Yeah, right, little ones aren't I thought you were saying, like,
you know.

Speaker 18 (01:08:38):
Right, No, I was talking about little kids like it
takes a really long time because they have little skid
marks for a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Yeah, you know, he got a little box of briefs.

Speaker 17 (01:08:44):
And but it's the funniest thing when they call you
from the bathroom, like, come wipe my son.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
And he's like in the he's like in the position.

Speaker 11 (01:08:59):
I got.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Yeah, that is the funniest thing.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
Yeah, it's are incredible human beings.

Speaker 10 (01:09:05):
I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
I guess if I'd been doing it for two years,
then what's another six months? But of course I would
do it. But the way you describe it, I'm like,
oh god, no. But like when you became a parent
eight five, five, five, nine one one o three five
was a number you can text us a number two
when you became a parent, what was there anything that
shocked you about how much he was going to Like,
I know, you've probably got to think in your head,

(01:09:26):
like another creature, another human, like this is going to
cost me more. I bring this up because according to
the US Department of Agriculture, the cost ranges from twenty
thousand to fifty thousand dollars when it comes to caring
for a newborn just in their first year of life.
One mom on TikTok said that she spends thousands on

(01:09:48):
her kids. She broke down. I explained, forty seven thousand
dollars a year to pay for children. I don't know
how many there are. I'm looking to see how many
kids she actually has. But you know, you got Christmas gifts,
you got food, you got daycare and that's part time.
You got school, I guess, depending on where you send

(01:10:09):
your kid to school.

Speaker 8 (01:10:10):
Right.

Speaker 7 (01:10:12):
Yeah, we're lucky that we don't. I mean we have
a family to do daycare. You know what I'm saying,
That is huge blessing, huge blessing.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
That she doesn't charge you.

Speaker 7 (01:10:21):
Yeah, we paid Jess's mom, but it's not I'm not
paying like daycare prices.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
Yeah yeah, fifteen hundred bucks a month for what is
this here? Uh yeah, childcare? Like everybody, I mean atra activities.

Speaker 7 (01:10:35):
People are saying, Oh, I mean in their fresh year loan,
you got all the formula, you got the diapers. They
outgrow their clothes in a month.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
You Yeah, I would say, get like all star cheer.
Someone say, I would think it was like that stuff
like traveling this oh my god. Yeah, and you know,
traveling dance and my sister was traveling dance. I had
to have shoes and outfits and it was wild. I
can't imagine how much was spent on all of that stuff. Chrissy,

(01:11:03):
good morning. Hi, Hi, Hi. The most expensive part about
having a kid that you figured out.

Speaker 21 (01:11:11):
I can't believe how much childcare is.

Speaker 8 (01:11:15):
I went to kinderdcare and they want to They want
just as much.

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
Per hour as I make.

Speaker 19 (01:11:20):
Like how am I supposed to start.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
Like my child?

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
Like I'm a single mom. Unfortunately his dad's on it's
attorney where. But it's like I'm doing it all by
my soul, God bless.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
And it's so hard.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
Because my dad died and my mom in Colorado. So
literally I am like.

Speaker 13 (01:11:37):
It's like my credit card dead is crazy just because of.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
Childcare slippy cheaper just to bite the kid on Southwest
every day and just Stendert of Colorado, you have hurt.
You know, we get a law airplane ride. Yeah, I
mean I'm just thinking out loud here. I'm just brain
I'm just brainstorming crazy. I'm trying to help out, you know.

Speaker 7 (01:11:55):
Like Taylor said, the dumb ideas brings a direct Well, yeah, one.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Career out of it. Chrissy, Hey, thanks so much. Good
luck to you. We love you. Have a good day.
By Jason. Good morning, Creed.

Speaker 8 (01:12:14):
What's up man? How we doing?

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
Hey, Jason, you were surprised at how much you had
to spend on what for your kids?

Speaker 15 (01:12:20):
So I'm a new father of about two months and
my fiance Kelly and I we were very fortunate.

Speaker 8 (01:12:25):
What we did was.

Speaker 15 (01:12:26):
At the baby shower, we bought like four or five
gift cards, and anybody who came that brought a bag
of diapers, we gave them a raffle ticket and we
raffled off these gift cards to different places. So we
are absolutely stocked on diapers now. But if we weren't,
It's amazing how many diapers you go through per day, man.

Speaker 7 (01:12:49):
And it's always when we do, like when I go
to a baby shower, I don't always automatically buy like
infant diapers, Like I'll buy diapers later later stage. Yeah, yeah,
you don't know how bad it's going to grow. So
ma'am Jason two months, congratulations boy.

Speaker 15 (01:13:04):
Or girl it's a boy JJ all right.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
Well, congratulations, thank you for calling. Have a good day.

Speaker 8 (01:13:10):
Thanks man. You guys do the same.

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
And that's another thing too, is like I've heard this
in relationship with my friends are in marriages where it's
like they both want to work, but you have to consider, Okay,
how much are you going to make? How much is
one of the other gonna make, and how much is
it gonna cost for someone to watch the kid while
you pursue this career, And then it becomes a matter

(01:13:33):
of like whose goals are more important or who makes more?
And the other person sort of has to not, you know,
put their stuff on hold because it would cost way more.

Speaker 19 (01:13:43):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
Maybe you don't, Maybe you are, I don't know, doing
a job that doesn't pay, Like like to the Christy's
point where she's making what it would cost for daycare
for the kid, Well, it's just her, so she has
to do it. But then you wonder, like it, I
don't know, am I better off going to work every
day and making X when it's going to cost why
to put my kid in schools? So I guess I
just won't do what I want to do, and then

(01:14:05):
you go, you know, pursue your thing, and maybe the
person who makes more money doesn't like their job as much,
you know what I mean. It's it's a very I
kind of think it's a very tough balance that you
have to Yep, that you have to accomplish there for sure,
because one person may have to sit back. Is like
you make you're making, you know, thirty twenty bucks an
hour whatever it is, and the babysitter's twenty five. We're

(01:14:25):
actually losing money on this. But then again, some people
just want to get out of the house. And then
you know, what's what's that worth?

Speaker 11 (01:14:32):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
What you happy wife, happy husband, happy life. That's what they.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
Always say, right, That's what I say.

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
Yeah, right alongside, over the shoulder, What was the other
the shoulder? Yeah, throw them back, yeah, throw them back, Yeah.
Up the roof. They're up the roof, right over the
the river. It is this house. The Fred Show is
on Good Morning on the radio and the iHeart app
anytime search for the Fred Show on demand. Fred Show

(01:14:58):
is on. I'm trying to get this person to call
me twenty five thousand dollars a year for traveling hockey,
somebody else AAU basketball. So it's like the sports. Oh yeah,
twenty five thousand dollars a year. I mean, are they
betting on this kid? Yeah, hoping one day it'll pay off.
That's what I want to know. I want to know
if this kid is Like if if somebody was like,

(01:15:20):
this kid shows some promise, you got to pay twenty
five grand a year and maybe, just maybe they'll go
pro and pay you back.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:15:27):
I was a figure skater and I mean my mom's
probably still paying that back.

Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
Yeah, Like we would have to.

Speaker 6 (01:15:32):
Go get like special skates and everything.

Speaker 17 (01:15:34):
Like, oh yeah, my nephew does all the sports, so
we get group sex every season. It's golf time, it's
basketball time. Well, it's baseball time, and we all have
to pitch in.

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
Yeah. It's like I'm like, man, I mean, answer the phone,
like the person's calling.

Speaker 23 (01:15:50):
He's on TikTok, What the hell's he doing it? That's
oh my god, maybe he fall asleep. He's your student, Ruvio,
You Rufio going there? Not in the phones answering department, No.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
Okay, we're in charge of him's young grasshopper.

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
Yeah, I mean, come on, get it. You gott to
inspire this kid, Hey, Marty inspire? Yes, Marty, are you
the hockey dad?

Speaker 19 (01:16:21):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
Nosdam I didn't want to talk to you. I'm kidding.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding, Marty. What did you want to say?
Go ahead? Go ahead?

Speaker 11 (01:16:28):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (01:16:28):
So I had a boss. His wife's made uh less money.
She was losing money by working. However, Uh she had
eight years of a teacher, so she had two years left.

Speaker 15 (01:16:39):
She hit her ten years.

Speaker 8 (01:16:40):
So like for those people, I kind of kind of.

Speaker 9 (01:16:43):
Like what you're talking about, like reasons and variables and
why you.

Speaker 19 (01:16:46):
Would do that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
Yeah, no, thank you, Marty man, have a great day.
What'd you called?

Speaker 10 (01:16:51):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
This was the whole thing. It was like a woman
wanted to pursue her marketing career. That I knew this woman,
and she was going to make, you know, the same
amount of money that would cost us send the kid,
multiple kids to daycare. And so the question then was
is my wife going to be happier if I let her?
If I say it not letter, but if we agree
that she goes back to work and we just lose
money on it, Like is it worth it to me?

(01:17:11):
So that for her to be able to pursue her
dreams for us to then lose money, And the answer was, yes,
they did it. They did it. They lost money on
the nanny because you know, she wanted she didn't want
to be a stay at home mom.

Speaker 17 (01:17:23):
I guess so, And what age do you let them
like take care of themselves, like stay at home?

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
What's the right age kids? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:17:34):
Five?

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
I was five in the nineties and I was alone nineties.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
Yeah, we hear it on the TV. I think I
watched my sister when I was five and she wasn't
born yet. No, I think I was maybe twelve, and
my parents started letting me watch my like sort of
somewhat be responsible for her.

Speaker 17 (01:17:53):
Yeah, because if I had kids, especially if you have
multiple children, though, you're definitely going to be on as
soon as you're able to.

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
So, yeah, as the oldest, it's hard. It's a hard life.
Going a little easy on the oldest.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
Yeah, my parents were so smart that we were talking
about this last week when I was with him. They
bought me a car and my sixteenth birthday. Super generous.
I mean, my parents have always been incredibly I'm very,
very fortunate, but they are not dumb. I mean literally,
they get my birthday, they go here. It was a weekday,
they go, happy birthday, son, here's the car. Very exciting,
this whole thing. It was amazing. Within an hour, it

(01:18:31):
was your sister needs to be picked up. Isn't that exciting?
You get to go drive your car? And then I realized,
wait a minute, I'm doing I'm driving to school, from
school to Pragnice. I'm doing all that. This was the
best investment. This is before Uber.

Speaker 18 (01:18:45):
I was Uber high school, like with a car seat
in my back, like really, you know jack in my style,
Like I wanted to be cool and I had those
car seats.

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
They're like, does she on this sneak for sixteen or
is that sir? My mom always taught me as a
kid don't To this day, she'll be like, hey, go
get go on my person get that. I'm like, nope,
there's nothing in there. I'm like nope, because she taught
me as a kid, don't go on a woman's purse.
Just don't do it. You just don't do it.

Speaker 17 (01:19:15):
Just the reason though I never knew the reason behind it.
Like I still asked Big Tim, like can you just
go grab this on my person. He's like, bring the
whole bring the whole bag. Yeah, really you always bring
the whole bag.

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
And they're like, yeah, because I don't know, maybe there'll
be some product in there or something you men are
afraid of. I don't grab your hands.

Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
It's not gonna bite you.

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
I don't know, so scared. That hasn't been my experience.
I don't know. I think it's a private it's a
privacy thing. I don't know. Why do you guys hide
stuff that's in there? I know why.

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
You know you already did to get my credit card.

Speaker 1 (01:19:50):
You know I did, but again, clear path. It was
it was like half out the wallet in there. I
just grabbed it. But don't you guys put like tampons
and stuff in a in a container in the bag.

Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
Sometimes it's not gonna hurt in.

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
An or like in a yeah, like in a zip thing,
or like it's on separate tooth thresholder, like it's just there.
They make products to conceal it too.

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
I don't know if we're still concealing. Maybe they did
at one point. I mean mine is a diving holder,
you know, yeah, I keep it. It's just diamonds and bling.

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
Oh yeah, you keep you have a diamond diamonds like this? Yeah,
the best for her. No, I think that's what it
is though. I think that's why men are are We're
told to like not go in a woman's bag because
it's like private and there might be private things going
on in n Yeah. I don't know. My mom taught
me that. I still won't do.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
At a maritime Yeah. I think it's like a respect thing.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
I don't know. I think it's like because you guys
carry stuff in there that you may or may not
want us to know about. I don't know. You could
go my bag.

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
I got a little Costa ENGOs, you guys want them. Actually,
hair in your bag?

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
Hair, all kinds of stuff, okay, hair and sounds like
a you never know. I think he can'ts hair in
her bad to absolutely like an entire human hand.

Speaker 11 (01:21:06):
Ye more fresh show. Next.

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
Did you know the Titanic tragedy almost happened in another form,
like three days before the one that we all know about?
Did you know this, Galeen, you're a Titanic lady.

Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
No, I knew.

Speaker 6 (01:21:30):
There's lots of conspiracy theories, like of whether or not
that was even the ship or anything, But I didn't
know the house.

Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
So just days before the Titanic truck in Iceberg and
sank in April of nineteen twelve, it almost hit another boat.
According to a letter from a steward that was written
on the doom ship's stationary so right into his wife
one day after setting sail from the United Kingdom, The
guy who died in the tragedy mentioned that as the
ship was leaving the docket narrowly miscolliding with another boat,

(01:21:57):
which I guess could have sunk it right there, which
people's going out with that captain. People may have been
able to survive that, but I don't know. So we
got away yesterday after a lot of trouble. Reads the letter,
which was auctioned off by the way in twenty nineteen.
As we were passing the New York and Oceanic, the
New York broke her robes and fairly very nearly ran
into us, but we just happened to avoid a collision.

(01:22:18):
It must have been a trying time for the captain,
so I don't know that. Maybe wasn't the captain's fault.
But the point is they almost ran into another boat
in the harbor on their way out to whatever shipwreck.

Speaker 6 (01:22:31):
A listener sent me a book written in the year
that the Titanic sank, about the Titanic, and it is
still like my most prized possession ever.

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
This is very old book and I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
But there you go. There's a little talk about a
fun fact. The tragedy could have happened days before. But
maybe then people would have been able to swim right
to land or something. I don't know. I don't know.
But now we got a party trick. You can tell
everybody about it.

Speaker 6 (01:22:56):
You guys want me to bring the mood down, Yeah,
like I couldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
They couldn't died before

Speaker 11 (01:23:04):
More freendshell next right here,