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Speaker 1 (00:01):
No fuck better than they say. These are the radio
blogs on the Fresh Show.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
It's like running in our diaries, except we say I'm
allowed to call the blogs guys. I have a problem,
uh deer' that's the understatement of the century. I have
a problem. I have lots of problems, deer blog. So
you guys know, I'm a bachelor. I live alone. I
order a lot of delivery food. I do buy like
(00:27):
apples and bananas and like sandwich stuff, you know what
I mean, But like I have some eggs, you know.
But for the most part, I just order food when
I want it because and people argue with me all
the time about this, but I know it's more expensive
than groceries. But and I know that that when you
(00:48):
make the food yourself, it's healthier, which is why I
try and make some meals myself. But for the most part,
for one person, I mean, if I buy a lot
of groceries whatever, a lot of it goes to waste
because it's just one person. And I don't like to
cook a bunch of food and then eat the same
thing for a week.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
You guys have heard me go through this before. So
I order a lot of.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Food and lately, I've been on this Jet's pizza kick,
which Kaylin introduced me to. I don't think I've had
Jets pizza before I met Kaylin. Jets pizza is delicious.
They call it Detroit Style is delicious, and I've ordered
it more.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Times than I'd like to admit lately. A Jets pizza
cake is a wild thing to be on. It is.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
They actually have a very good I get a salad
as well. The salad is very good. I like the salad.
I do eat the salad.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I sometimes it doesn't get touched.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Now I do pour the entire bottle of ranch on
top of another whole.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
You get the squeez bottle.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Who doesn't have a squeeze bottle of ranch? Jets, what
are you doing? I gotta make sure not living if
you're not doing that. But anyway, so the problem here,
it lies the problem. I usually order from one of
the delivery services and it's expensive. Can they add to
it whatever? And so the last time I looked at
the flyer that came on a little bah and it
(02:00):
said order from the website and it's cheaper basically, and
it is a little cheaper. The problem is that you
wind up ordering from the same location, because if you
order from door dash, I don't know where you're getting it.
I have no idea where you're getting this Jets Pizza from.
It could be from anywhere. I don't doesn't matter. You
might get in you know, Peoria.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
And drive it up.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I don't know where you're getting to Jets Pizza from.
It doesn't matter what location. And I'll never I've never
seen the same delivery driver twice, right because the time, well,
this location only has apparently one man who delivers the food.
So let's just say hypothetically, I've ordered Jets Pizza three
times in two weeks. Let's just say hypothetically, every time
I open the door, it's the same dude they handed
(02:43):
me to pizza. And so finally, this last time I go,
I need to not do this anymore because I you
and I know we're on a first name basis. Now
you and I and you know what a fat person
I am. And unlike the other people that drop the food,
I don't have to interact with you or no you,
but now I know this man, it's a problem. I
(03:04):
don't know that I can do it anymore. I don't
think I can order from I think I may have
to go back to the delivery service because I feel judged,
I feel self conscious. I don't need to be on
a first name basis with the pizza delivery guy because
all that says is I'm ordering too much of it.
I'm eating too much pizza.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I don't know. We have one by our house and
I walk there because it makes me feel better about
getting the pizza. And there was one low week a
few weeks back that I may have gone three times
in one week, and I brought our dog really with
me every time, so they for sure knew who it was.
And it was the same people every time, and I
had to work through it. I was embarrassed as well.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
It's just like the third time I answered the door
and there's this guy and he's yet speech. That's what
he says every time I opened the door.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
And I'm like, Hi, that's when you talk to your
fake wife and kids like you usually do and say,
you know, I didn't want it, but they insisted.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
You know, I've been known to do that if they
had me, like four bags for just me, and it's
like they just keep handing me food and I'm like, honey,
get the kid.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I'm really dramatic.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
About right, Gus, like, why are you so meteorites?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I'm terrible to my not existent family. I said, you
a kid, right, this is not for me. The jets
is here. Damn it. My trainer's listening right now. Damn it.
He goes.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Next, this is getting body by Gideon, my personal trainer.
He says, Next time, I'll deliver the pizza. Let's see
how that works for you.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
You're getting the califlower crust, though, aren't you.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I get the air pizza. Yeah it's air, right you are, Yeah,
that's exactly. I get a salad.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Okay, you miss that. I do eat The sound is
good a salad.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Do your deliveries like a normal person, and don't make
any human contact like I'm like, put the pizza on
the floor and play the little video like they did
at home alone, like gunshots from the door, like run away.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
From my new I don't want to see you. But
now I'm on a first basis with the man. I
cannot answer the door for the man. I know the man.
He's showed me picture his children. I feel judged.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
It's much easier to be incognito with the delivery food,
like I don't. I don't need Have you ever ordered
this is the worst you want to feel judged? Have
you ever ordered two things?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Like?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Have you ever ordered like, I don't know, pizza and
then you order it and like ten minutes later you're like, man,
you know what would be great? It is like some
ice cream to eat after that? And so then you
order it. And if you don't order it like in
like right away, then you might get two drivers. Because
sometimes they'll like team it up, so the same guy,
like for efficiency, the same guy brings you in. But
(05:38):
then I've done it where I didn't do that, and
then there are two men standing at my door with
two bags of like different bags of gluttony.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Humiliated. Yeah, you never had that happen. You got to
draw the line. You got to order it to your
next door neighbor's house. Duh. That's a good idea. Yeah,
before they get over there. But you stagger it. Let's
just say I'm the same man. Could I do it?
Put like a what do you do?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
You run?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
You run on the hall and your tidy whities to
get your whatever, your Ben and Jerry.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
This is just it's just it's just not good. It's
not good and I just I don't know. It's this
is the this is the plight of being me, I guess.
But the man judged me. He judges me now, my
trainer knows. God people listen to this when I
No fuck better than they say. These are the radio
blogs on the Fresh Show.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
It's like running in our diaries, except we say I'm
allowed to call the blogs guys. I have a problem,
uh deer' that's the understatement of the century. I have
a problem. I have lots of problems, deer blog. So
you guys know, I'm a bachelor. I live alone. I
order a lot of delivery food. I do buy like
(00:27):
apples and bananas and like sandwich stuff, you know what
I mean, But like I have some eggs, you know.
But for the most part, I just order food when
I want it because and people argue with me all
the time about this, but I know it's more expensive
than groceries. But and I know that that when you
(00:48):
make the food yourself, it's healthier, which is why I
try and make some meals myself. But for the most part,
for one person, I mean, if I buy a lot
of groceries whatever, a lot of it goes to waste
because it's just one person. And I don't like to
cook a bunch of food and then eat the same
thing for a week.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
You guys have heard me go through this before. So
I order a lot of.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Food and lately, I've been on this Jet's pizza kick,
which Kaylin introduced me to. I don't think I've had
Jets pizza before I met Kaylin. Jets pizza is delicious.
They call it Detroit Style is delicious, and I've ordered
it more.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Times than I'd like to admit lately. A Jets pizza
cake is a wild thing to be on. It is.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
They actually have a very good I get a salad
as well. The salad is very good. I like the salad.
I do eat the salad.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I sometimes it doesn't get touched.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Now I do pour the entire bottle of ranch on
top of another whole.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
You get the squeez bottle.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Who doesn't have a squeeze bottle of ranch? Jets, what
are you doing? I gotta make sure not living if
you're not doing that. But anyway, so the problem here,
it lies the problem. I usually order from one of
the delivery services and it's expensive. Can they add to
it whatever? And so the last time I looked at
the flyer that came on a little bah and it
(02:00):
said order from the website and it's cheaper basically, and
it is a little cheaper. The problem is that you
wind up ordering from the same location, because if you
order from door dash, I don't know where you're getting it.
I have no idea where you're getting this Jets Pizza from.
It could be from anywhere. I don't doesn't matter. You
might get in you know, Peoria.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
And drive it up.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I don't know where you're getting to Jets Pizza from.
It doesn't matter what location. And I'll never I've never
seen the same delivery driver twice, right because the time, well,
this location only has apparently one man who delivers the food.
So let's just say hypothetically, I've ordered Jets Pizza three
times in two weeks. Let's just say hypothetically, every time
I open the door, it's the same dude they handed
(02:43):
me to pizza. And so finally, this last time I go,
I need to not do this anymore because I you
and I know we're on a first name basis. Now
you and I and you know what a fat person
I am. And unlike the other people that drop the food,
I don't have to interact with you or no you,
but now I know this man, it's a problem. I
(03:04):
don't know that I can do it anymore. I don't
think I can order from I think I may have
to go back to the delivery service because I feel judged,
I feel self conscious. I don't need to be on
a first name basis with the pizza delivery guy because
all that says is I'm ordering too much of it.
I'm eating too much pizza.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I don't know. We have one by our house and
I walk there because it makes me feel better about
getting the pizza. And there was one low week a
few weeks back that I may have gone three times
in one week, and I brought our dog really with
me every time, so they for sure knew who it was.
And it was the same people every time, and I
had to work through it. I was embarrassed as well.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
It's just like the third time I answered the door
and there's this guy and he's yet speech. That's what
he says every time I opened the door.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
And I'm like, Hi, that's when you talk to your
fake wife and kids like you usually do and say,
you know, I didn't want it, but they insisted.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
You know, I've been known to do that if they
had me, like four bags for just me, and it's
like they just keep handing me food and I'm like, honey,
get the kid.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I'm really dramatic.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
About right, Gus, like, why are you so meteorites?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I'm terrible to my not existent family. I said, you
a kid, right, this is not for me. The jets
is here. Damn it. My trainer's listening right now. Damn it.
He goes.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Next, this is getting body by Gideon, my personal trainer.
He says, Next time, I'll deliver the pizza. Let's see
how that works for you.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
You're getting the califlower crust, though, aren't you.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I get the air pizza. Yeah it's air, right you are, Yeah,
that's exactly. I get a salad.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Okay, you miss that. I do eat The sound is
good a salad.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Do your deliveries like a normal person, and don't make
any human contact like I'm like, put the pizza on
the floor and play the little video like they did
at home alone, like gunshots from the door, like run away.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
From my new I don't want to see you. But
now I'm on a first basis with the man. I
cannot answer the door for the man. I know the man.
He's showed me picture his children. I feel judged.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
It's much easier to be incognito with the delivery food,
like I don't. I don't need Have you ever ordered
this is the worst you want to feel judged? Have
you ever ordered two things?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Like?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Have you ever ordered like, I don't know, pizza and
then you order it and like ten minutes later you're like, man,
you know what would be great? It is like some
ice cream to eat after that? And so then you
order it. And if you don't order it like in
like right away, then you might get two drivers. Because
sometimes they'll like team it up, so the same guy,
like for efficiency, the same guy brings you in. But
(05:38):
then I've done it where I didn't do that, and
then there are two men standing at my door with
two bags of like different bags of gluttony.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Humiliated. Yeah, you never had that happen. You got to
draw the line. You got to order it to your
next door neighbor's house. Duh. That's a good idea. Yeah,
before they get over there. But you stagger it. Let's
just say I'm the same man. Could I do it?
Put like a what do you do?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
You run?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
You run on the hall and your tidy whities to
get your whatever, your Ben and Jerry.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
This is just it's just it's just not good. It's
not good and I just I don't know. It's this
is the this is the plight of being me, I guess.
But the man judged me. He judges me now, my
trainer knows. God people listen to this when I
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