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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, they talk better than they sit.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Tell me, these are the radio blogs on the Fresh Show,
like we're writing in our diaries, except we say them aloud.
We call them blogs. Paulina.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yes, all right, I go. I can't wait.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Oh, thank you so much, dear blog. I can't wait too,
because I feel like a clown for saying this. But
deer blog. So you know, when you're obviously living with
your partner, they're going to see and hear things that
you do because you share a space together, and that's
what happens.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
You don't have to me. Well you could have too.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
You could have two homes when I set up that way.
But in my fantasy world, we would do that one
hundred percent. Put a little tunnel in mine, you know,
his and hers.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I mean, you are a bit of a real estate
mogul because you have a rental property, you did a
primary residence, and then let's not forget about the vacation home.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Oh yeah, that one, yeah in the Hampton's Yeah, uh huh,
Well I'm selling her.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
But okay, thanks for reminding me. Okay, so I'm sorry.
It's a tragic moment for you. It really hurts anyway.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
So for me, though, like mine's very specific.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
But I'm wondering if you guys have something so random
that you don't do in front of your partner. And
I'm not talking about like, you know, potty stuff or whatever,
because that's the big no in my house too.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
We're very private about that.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
And I'm keeping it that way forever about right, potty
stuff is private, but for me, it's really specific. But
I get so embarrassed and shy to like record stuff
in front of him, whether it's content or I have
a podcast, so if I'm doing a podcast interview or
even like if I'm at home, let's say, working from
home and recording commercials for the radio station, I'm really
(01:26):
shy that I have to ask him to leave the
house before I record anything.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
And I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Like I've gone to my car to do stuff because
I'm like, I don't want him to hear me. I
don't know if I'm like shy that he I don't
know will like latch commercial why I used to be
in the closet and then I didn't.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Like, you would hear me in your car?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I've been in like every part of my house.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, my bad. Yeah, I got to stop doing that
when I'm driving, I just.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Like I get so embarrassed and like shy for some reason,
I don't know, like what it is, like I do
this for a living. He can turn the radio on
right now and hear me do this. But for some reason,
I guess shy, like for interviews or whatever it might be,
or just recording stuff. So like I'm wondering if anything
like random that you won't do in front of your
partner if it.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Makes you feel better, Paulina, I after twenty years of
doing this, plus twenty five years of doing this, I
don't like to record commercials or anything I'm supposed to
read with you guys in the room, I feel goofy
recording stuff. You do it though, when you do it great,
like I would thank you, but like I feel goofy.
I don't know, it's like I'm performing, I feel goofy.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Maybe that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Like I work different, we're having a conversation, but like
if you give me something to read, like and if
I flub something, if I can't say a word or whatever,
I can I do that in privacy of my own space.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah, I guess I'm the same way too, because when
we have to record stuff here together as a group,
everybody takes a turn. I hate it, and I sometimes
do it in private, like Jason, he goes off and
does it on his own.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I can see why, you know what I'm.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
It feels, Paulina, like like when you were a kid
and you would be in a circle at school and
you would read. Everyone had to read a paragraph or
a page or something to me, and feel like when
it was it's my turn, and then everyone's like, no
one's actually paying attention, nobody actually cares, but like you
feel like you're putting on this monologue, you know, and
like if you stumble over the word, then the girl
(03:11):
that you like, or if you can't say a word,
the girl you likes gonna think you're stupid.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Ye you know.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
So like I would practice the entire pair. I would
try and figure out which paragraph was going to be mine.
I would like count ahead, like, Okay, there's five people
in front of me, so this is gonna be So
I'm not listening to the person reading out loud because
I'm too busy practicing my paragraph. Yeah, you have to practice,
but I feel the say it's that's what that is?
It brings me right back to like and nobody. I'd
realize none of you are judging or care, but I'm
I am exactly like that.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I don't like to do.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
It either, like the on the spot, so I don't know,
like and it's weird because like maybe because it's like
you said, script it and you gotta like perfect it.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
But I hate doing get in front of Hobby. Wow,
he has he ever made fun of you?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
No?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Number one, like not once. He probably does in his
head because I would, I'd be like you, goofy.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
You can't even say that word, right, That's that's not
what I was expecting you to say when you wrote
there's some thing in my house I'm I'm embarrassed to
do in front of Hobby.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
That's not what I expected you to write.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Really, what did you think it was?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I figured it was something bodily well that like I'm
I told.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
You I'm private, preserve the sexy over here like that.
Man has seen me give birth. You see me do
a lot of things, okay, and recording a commercial will
not be one of them.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
He will, right, But my sister always says to me,
I'll be like, you know, because they really only have
one bath and they have two, but they only use
one bathroom. The girls use the other one. And it's
just like I don't know, and my sister will be
like this man saw me, like, you know, yeah, extremely exposed,
like but I don't know if that necessarily means then
that other stuff just you just get by with it.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Like I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I could imagine someday getting married a mat I don't know.
I want to kild but I mean whatever, but then
I'm still going to like turn the water on one ip, yeah,
because I don't necessarily think you need to experience that
with me.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I'm a weird though. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
No, you run the bath I run the bathtub. He
thinks I'm taking a bath, but I'm really doing what
I gotta do it. Do that too.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I gotta go do that. That's smart. Let mean, think
about it on the bathtub, forget about the environment. Ray
it's nice and loud in the shower too at the
same time. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yeah, wow, Well what exactly are you doing?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
What sort of explosion is occurring? White Castle.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Well we'll have to get back to this, but well,
the connection to what you just said was thirty two percent.
I read this this morning of Americans report feeling completely
comfortable pooping and passing gas in front of their significant others.
I can't imagine. I can't imagine a world why it
would be that comfortable with any human being. Jason's like, yeah,
(05:36):
oh yeah, I mean I don't like, I don't poop.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Wait, we don't poop in the same room.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
We're not making trainer in her husband, but we fart
all the time.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Oh my god, I can't imagine. No, no, it can
never be me.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
We have to come back to this, but I don't know.
Women lead the pack in public restroom anxiety. Sixty six
percent report discomfort, compared to forty percent of their male counterparts.
American women fifty eight, American men forty six. Oh god forbid,
I gotta I gotta handle some real business in a
public bathroom.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Oh man.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Like no, I hide my shoes so that nobody can see, Like,
because I wear checkered vands almost every day. So if
I'm in there and it's a situation, we have a
situation on our hands. We have a Code brown, we
have a if I'm in their coating, is there's a
medical emergency occurring, I'm like hiding my shoes I don't
(06:31):
want people to know, is me, where are you putting?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Your feet were tall? Don't worry about it. I want
to see this bad. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Maybe I'm a.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Contortion It was a contortionist, is yeah? Maybe I am. Yeah,
that's me. I'm leaning.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I'm leaning back against the wall and my feet are
over my head. Oh my god. That's a visual for you.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
It makes the whole process easier, though A fread show
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