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Speaker 1 (00:00):
They talk better than they say.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Tell me.
Speaker 3 (00:02):
These are the radio blogs on the Fresh hit for
writing in our diaries, except we say them aloud.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
We call them blogs.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Kaylin, yes with adjacent assist you ready, sure, take it away.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Dear blog.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
I don't know why I'm like this, but it's just
how I was made. The other day, I was in
the drive through at none other than Taco Bell.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Oh wow, yes girl, No Taco Bell is fans. It
makes me feel a special kind of way. I was
feeling a special kind of way, and I feel a
special kind of way after I eat it too. But
it's worth it.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
It's so work different kinds of specially guilt. Do you
have a Do you feel guilt after you eat Taco Bell?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Not Taco Bell?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Because I convince myself that that's like the least because
it's not fried, it's healthy.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Well, I wouldn't go after it's healthier. And then other
stuff there's like it's like regret.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
It's like you know, it's like seconds after I do
something that I didn't think out very well. In various regards,
I have like immediate Like there's a name, is it's
called post something clarity I have. I have post Taco
Bell clarity.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I can relate.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
I can relate. But I was I was treating myself
and I was very excited. I was getting in line, though,
and I was on the phone with my boyfriend and
I was like, hey, let me call you right back,
and he's like why, and I'm like, well, I got
a order and he's like, I know you're at Taco
Bell and I'm like, well, I don't want you to
hear my order.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Even though he's going to see the food when you
get home.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah, well, I was driving back from Michigan, say so,
he wasn't going to I was going to have like
a little naughty Taco Bell fest to myself, and I
didn't want and I really I remember that, like I'm
like this with everyone, like I don't want people to
hear what I'm ordering, and I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I'm ashamed and embarrassed.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
There's something about Taco Bell, especially because like you can
like you can get a meal, but you can kind
of get like individual items. And there's something for me
about Taco Bell where I always overordersane and so I'm like, yeah,
I need that and that, and I guess that and
then I kind of look around and then that you
know what I mean, because it just it's like it's.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Kind of a cart.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
So before long you've ordered like enough food for three people,
but you don't want anyone to know.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I was about to pull you and be like, kids,
what do you want because because like I get right,
it's not like a burger and fries.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
It's like, oh, I can do a.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Little of this, a little of that, a little of this, right,
And boy did I do a little of this and
that I was ashamed and he thought I was really
weird for that.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I don't know if you guys do that, but it's
it's oh yeah, I have a friend who does this,
and he goes in a drive through.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
He'll put you on mute.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Brown because right, no matter if you were even ordering
a salad. Now I think you've ordered the biggest battest
thing man, because why you being weird?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Like why are you putting me on mute? What do
you order it? And I don't judge you for real?
Oh yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
It definitely reminds me of k I'm sorry to interrupt you,
but this reminds me, in a very strange way of
the story that I hear about you. Guys when you
go to the doctor and you hide your underwear. Oh yeah, yeah,
but yeah, they're about to do all they're about. There's
nothing left to the imagination. But like, don't mind theones,
you know what I mean, Like, like to me, that's
just Chris is money. It's like they're literally like, what
(03:06):
are we worried about here? Yeah? Right, right exactly. But
then Jason, you had an extension to this, Yeah, a
self consciousness about the drive through.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
I did, so I get my coffee every morning, and
when we had that really cold weather last week, I
was like, okay, well, I roll the window down, you know, say,
I always order a hat, so you have to give
your name, And then when I drive up to the window,
I close the car window because it's cold, right, like
we had like below zero temperatures, And so I don't
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ever want to like look into the drive through window
because then I feel like you're there, like they will
think that I'm being impatient if I'm like staring into
the restaurant. So I very much like just look straight
ahead and like wait till I hear them slide the
window open for me to like turn. But with the
window closed, I can't hear it right away. So there
was a couple of seconds where she was standing there
with the coffee giving me the worst look because my
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window was up, and I was like, is there anything
more rude than that?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Then you have to be like the cool guy in
the limo, like yeah, the window out slowly and you're
like thank you.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Yes, standing in there just staring at me, And I
felt so bad, but I was like, what is the protocol?
Because it's cold, am I just supposed to freeze?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
It's almost like you slammed the door in their face.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Right.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Oh, I still feel so bad.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
I'm so happy to hear that other people overthink the
most basic things the way that I do, because that's
the kind of thing that would I would think about
all day.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
We got a text that like he said, this guy,
my wife will mute herself to this day.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
We've been together for eight years.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I've known Paulina probably longer than
eight years. I meet her every single time order anything.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I know when he's gonna get food because it's like,
hold on a second.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
I hear the guy like the coach, and Jason's like
hold on a second.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Lots of
Speaker 3 (04:53):
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