February 12, 2025 • 8 mins
Winter storms hitting the Midwest. Quail eggs are in and now you can purchase a Papa John's bath bomb.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Slowing down anytime soon. We're talking about rain, snow, sleet
across a fifteen hundred mile stretch of the eastern US
that was yesterday, and then more than a foot of
snow is recorded yesterday, and then I know that's moving
into what there's there's a storm in the Midwest, storm
in the East as well. The second of back to
back to back winter storms will hit some of the
same areas today, but we'll dump the most substantial snow
(00:22):
of the season on Chicago, So the biggest snow of
the year in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Everyone.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
A third storm in coming days will present the most
serious flood threat that southern California has faced since January's
devastating wildfires.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
So we're in the room here and Caitlin and Jason.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Are going back today, or at least the plan was
for them to go back to Chicago. He'd check my
flight status and then I'm staying here for another couple
of days. But I'm guys, like, guys, I'm looking at
the aviation weather here. You know, Chicago doesn't look very good.
And Kaylin's like, let me text my boyfriend and find
out what's happening with the skies. She's sitting next to
(00:57):
a pilot who just said, I looked at the aviation
forecast and I'm a little concerned about, you know, some
of the flight delays that might build up and that
kind of thing. And she's like, I don't know. Let
me ask Shane.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Well, he took three years of meteorology, I should say,
well in college. And then what was his sage advice?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Your boyfriend's sage advice in the end, Again, don't ask
the guy who might know something about this instead, what
did he say? I said, Fred said the weather is
really bad where we're landing, and he's like, yes, I
see that too, but you'll be able to get out
just fine.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I'm like, well, I don't want to go up if
I can't go down. What a guy? What a guy?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, you'll be able to get off the ground, no problem.
As far as returning to Earth, we're going to keep
you up there like Butch and sunny.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
No. I think he's trying to get rid of me.
I love that.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
If anyone ever gave me that advice, if that's sage wisdom,
I'd be like, you want really It's like, hey, you
know what, I hope you take off? Well, so you
don't hope I land, then I hope your flight takes off.
Just Gray, No, he's up to something. He's got a
woman over there, be gone. I had to laugh at that,
(02:02):
though I'm over here going I don't I don't know,
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Same thing's decisions. Fine, we can get in the air.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
No problem. I'm not too concerned about the up in
the airport. I'm a little more concerned with them down
on the ground part. But anyway, Hey, it'll be fine.
And speaking of which, Butcher and Sonny, how about that
for a transition. If you remember our friends, these are
great friends, the NASA astronauts that were not able to uh.
A lot of people think I have power in the world,
and I've been calling NASA over and over trying to
(02:28):
get Butcher and Sonny down from the space station. And
I can't save them either. It's crazy. But if you remember,
these guys went up there last year and then there
was an issue with the ship that was supposed to
take them back to Earth. So they've been up there
for like six months at the space station. Well, they
have moved the return date for Butch Willmore and Sonny
Williams up by a couple of weeks, a slight adjustment
(02:49):
to a plan that had already been in place for
a month. The Space Agency said that it would be
able to adjust the schedule because it was going to
swap the SpaceX Crew Dragon capsule that it was going
to use to fly it's Crew ten mission, which will
now launch as soon as March twelfth, pending mission readiness.
They've been in the space station since last June, and
we're initially slated to spend a week in the orbiting laboratory.
(03:13):
It's February February and they're still up there. So but
how tall you think they are? Because we learned in
the fun Fact yesterday.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Are we are? Is everything good? I see wonderful?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I see a big scurrying of events happening over in
the in the Chicago studio.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
What was the scurrying about? Some of our listeners might
have heard twenty seconds of static. We didn't want you
guys to, And if you did, I'm really sorry. I
don't know what that was. But yeah, and the winter
storms are messing with us. They said Jason is not
coming home today.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
There's Kaylin.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I'm just kidding. I'm kidding, but no, we're.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
All good, okay, because I just we have a zoom up,
and of course we're in two different places. And when
I see a scurrying of excitement, then I well, and
we've already had this building start on fire this week,
so for all, I have no idea what I mean.
I'm telling you this is simulation, like they have tried
for years to drive me off, me too, on my own,
(04:05):
and yet here we are. You know, they're getting extreme
with it now, you know. Now they're lighting buildings on fire,
and they're literally, like you know, removing wires from the
transmitter to see if we can figure that out. It's fine.
I think we're there everyone. But nonetheless, sorry if you
missed that story. But our friends Butch and Sunny are
coming back from space apparently after a very long time.
And we learned in the fun fact yesterday that the
(04:26):
longer you're in space in zero gravity, the taller you get.
So these dudes they're probably eight feet tall by now,
which is exciting. Quail eggs are now the alternative to
chicken eggs. Okay, so you're worried about chicken eggs, we've
been talking about. Quail are a wonderful alternative. They're small
domestic birds. They don't take up much space at all.
(04:47):
They're very quiet. What am I supposed to buy them?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Where are they? I'm supposed to go? Hold on?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
So I can't just go to the store and get them.
I have to I have to raise them.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Remember I brought up quail eggs and you were like,
how many would we need to make our omelet?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Right? I have to save them up for two weeks small.
The quailed chick start laying eggs at six weeks. Their
eggs are about an inch. It takes three quail eggs
to make one large chicken egg. Quail eggs have more
yokan protein, though, and a dozen they go for five bucks.
But if I need triple the amount, then that's more expensive.
(05:20):
So I just buy the regular eggs, right, I don't know. Also,
you need to check your cans of tuna. Try Union
Seafoods is recalled certain tuna cans sold at Walmart, Trader Joe's, Costco,
HB Public, Skroger, Safeoy, and Harris Teeter, depending on where
you live. The products with an easy open pole tab
sold under the Genova, Vankamp's hib and Trader Joe's brand
(05:41):
names could have a manufacturing defect that sounds pretty awful.
It may compromise the integrity of the product, causing it
to leak or worse, be contaminated by a bacterium that
can lead to a potentially fatal form of food poisoning.
So yeah, if you got your tuna at any of
those places, and those are the brands, you might want
to check it out. Monsi the Giant Snauzer has won
(06:01):
the highly coveted Best in Show prize at the one
hundred and forty ninth annual Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show.
Did you bet on that, Kaelin? I know you're a
big gambler.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I'm not alone to bent while we're here. Well, I
thought you had a conduit though, so well you saw
how that turned out for me soon.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
No, I don't know, but Monty the Giant Snauzer was
not on my Bengo card for this year. In fact,
the Giant Snauzer takes Best in Show from Sage the
miniature Poodle. That's who I thought would win this year. Yeah,
a repeat again, but yeah, Well, when I almost say
trotted was the word I'm trying to say, trotted away
with the title during the twenty twenty four Westminster Dog.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Shows Now your Cute Little Joe stage.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Well, it was written for me, but Sage that the
writers wrote that for me. Sage the miniature poodle not
a winner this year and also something that I know
Caitlin has bet on this year. But I just wanted
you to know this as we start the day, the
chances of a large asteroid slamming into Earth in twenty
thirty two. I didn't know we were looking forward to that.
No one gave me a memo about the large asteroid
(07:03):
that might slam into Earth. But the chances of this
thing hitting the Earth in twenty thirty two have gone up,
but it's still far too early to know if, in fact,
what are we now seven years away from that? The
European Space Agency says there's now a two percent chance
of the asteroid hitting on December twenty second. That's up
from the one point three percent risk from late last month.
(07:26):
So I don't know if you're taking the odds over.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
In the under No, no, I'd put a future on it.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yeah, so it makes sense. And if you like Papa
John's that garlic buttery sauce that they include now you
can bathe in it.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Ohnasy a real thing.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
They apparently are holding a contest where they're awarding bath
bombs to people that smell like the dipping sauce. So
you can go to their website, you can sign up
for this. You get a bath bomb that is essentially
just a bathtub full of that sauce, just.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
In time for Valentines.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Oh yeah, but it could save you a lot of
money because someone did the math and if you wanted
to actually bathe in the sauce itself, it would cost
you four hundred and seventy five dollars to buy enough sauce. Yeah,
that's why I'm you know, to be able to do
it in the red right now.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
But yeah, anyway, you're right over there. Yeah, I'm good, Okay,
good checking on things.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Oh yeah, she's just check it out. We got people
running around over here. We got you know, Jason on
the phone. We're not probably talking to anybody. But it's
been probably the best start of our show we've ever had.
So I'm glad that no one can hear at the
Entertainer Report is up next. Well, I just I just
keep talking in the event.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
That that's what you need to do. This is broadcasting,
yeah right, right,
Slowing down anytime soon. We're talking about rain, snow, sleet
across a fifteen hundred mile stretch of the eastern US
that was yesterday, and then more than a foot of
snow is recorded yesterday, and then I know that's moving
into what there's there's a storm in the Midwest, storm
in the East as well. The second of back to
back to back winter storms will hit some of the
same areas today, but we'll dump the most substantial snow
(00:22):
of the season on Chicago, So the biggest snow of
the year in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Everyone.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
A third storm in coming days will present the most
serious flood threat that southern California has faced since January's
devastating wildfires.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
So we're in the room here and Caitlin and Jason.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Are going back today, or at least the plan was
for them to go back to Chicago. He'd check my
flight status and then I'm staying here for another couple
of days. But I'm guys, like, guys, I'm looking at
the aviation weather here. You know, Chicago doesn't look very good.
And Kaylin's like, let me text my boyfriend and find
out what's happening with the skies. She's sitting next to
(00:57):
a pilot who just said, I looked at the aviation
forecast and I'm a little concerned about, you know, some
of the flight delays that might build up and that
kind of thing. And she's like, I don't know. Let
me ask Shane.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Well, he took three years of meteorology, I should say,
well in college. And then what was his sage advice?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Your boyfriend's sage advice in the end, Again, don't ask
the guy who might know something about this instead, what
did he say? I said, Fred said the weather is
really bad where we're landing, and he's like, yes, I
see that too, but you'll be able to get out
just fine.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I'm like, well, I don't want to go up if
I can't go down. What a guy? What a guy?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, you'll be able to get off the ground, no problem.
As far as returning to Earth, we're going to keep
you up there like Butch and sunny.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
No. I think he's trying to get rid of me.
I love that.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
If anyone ever gave me that advice, if that's sage wisdom,
I'd be like, you want really It's like, hey, you
know what, I hope you take off? Well, so you
don't hope I land, then I hope your flight takes off.
Just Gray, No, he's up to something. He's got a
woman over there, be gone. I had to laugh at that,
(02:02):
though I'm over here going I don't I don't know,
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Same thing's decisions. Fine, we can get in the air.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
No problem. I'm not too concerned about the up in
the airport. I'm a little more concerned with them down
on the ground part. But anyway, Hey, it'll be fine.
And speaking of which, Butcher and Sonny, how about that
for a transition. If you remember our friends, these are
great friends, the NASA astronauts that were not able to uh.
A lot of people think I have power in the world,
and I've been calling NASA over and over trying to
(02:28):
get Butcher and Sonny down from the space station. And
I can't save them either. It's crazy. But if you remember,
these guys went up there last year and then there
was an issue with the ship that was supposed to
take them back to Earth. So they've been up there
for like six months at the space station. Well, they
have moved the return date for Butch Willmore and Sonny
Williams up by a couple of weeks, a slight adjustment
(02:49):
to a plan that had already been in place for
a month. The Space Agency said that it would be
able to adjust the schedule because it was going to
swap the SpaceX Crew Dragon capsule that it was going
to use to fly it's Crew ten mission, which will
now launch as soon as March twelfth, pending mission readiness.
They've been in the space station since last June, and
we're initially slated to spend a week in the orbiting laboratory.
(03:13):
It's February February and they're still up there. So but
how tall you think they are? Because we learned in
the fun Fact yesterday.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Are we are? Is everything good? I see wonderful?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I see a big scurrying of events happening over in
the in the Chicago studio.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
What was the scurrying about? Some of our listeners might
have heard twenty seconds of static. We didn't want you
guys to, And if you did, I'm really sorry. I
don't know what that was. But yeah, and the winter
storms are messing with us. They said Jason is not
coming home today.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
There's Kaylin.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I'm just kidding. I'm kidding, but no, we're.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
All good, okay, because I just we have a zoom up,
and of course we're in two different places. And when
I see a scurrying of excitement, then I well, and
we've already had this building start on fire this week,
so for all, I have no idea what I mean.
I'm telling you this is simulation, like they have tried
for years to drive me off, me too, on my own,
(04:05):
and yet here we are. You know, they're getting extreme
with it now, you know. Now they're lighting buildings on fire,
and they're literally, like you know, removing wires from the
transmitter to see if we can figure that out. It's fine.
I think we're there everyone. But nonetheless, sorry if you
missed that story. But our friends Butch and Sunny are
coming back from space apparently after a very long time.
And we learned in the fun fact yesterday that the
(04:26):
longer you're in space in zero gravity, the taller you get.
So these dudes they're probably eight feet tall by now,
which is exciting. Quail eggs are now the alternative to
chicken eggs. Okay, so you're worried about chicken eggs, we've
been talking about. Quail are a wonderful alternative. They're small
domestic birds. They don't take up much space at all.
(04:47):
They're very quiet. What am I supposed to buy them?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Where are they? I'm supposed to go? Hold on?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
So I can't just go to the store and get them.
I have to I have to raise them.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Remember I brought up quail eggs and you were like,
how many would we need to make our omelet?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Right? I have to save them up for two weeks small.
The quailed chick start laying eggs at six weeks. Their
eggs are about an inch. It takes three quail eggs
to make one large chicken egg. Quail eggs have more
yokan protein, though, and a dozen they go for five bucks.
But if I need triple the amount, then that's more expensive.
(05:20):
So I just buy the regular eggs, right, I don't know. Also,
you need to check your cans of tuna. Try Union
Seafoods is recalled certain tuna cans sold at Walmart, Trader Joe's, Costco,
HB Public, Skroger, Safeoy, and Harris Teeter, depending on where
you live. The products with an easy open pole tab
sold under the Genova, Vankamp's hib and Trader Joe's brand
(05:41):
names could have a manufacturing defect that sounds pretty awful.
It may compromise the integrity of the product, causing it
to leak or worse, be contaminated by a bacterium that
can lead to a potentially fatal form of food poisoning.
So yeah, if you got your tuna at any of
those places, and those are the brands, you might want
to check it out. Monsi the Giant Snauzer has won
(06:01):
the highly coveted Best in Show prize at the one
hundred and forty ninth annual Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show.
Did you bet on that, Kaelin? I know you're a
big gambler.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I'm not alone to bent while we're here. Well, I
thought you had a conduit though, so well you saw
how that turned out for me soon.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
No, I don't know, but Monty the Giant Snauzer was
not on my Bengo card for this year. In fact,
the Giant Snauzer takes Best in Show from Sage the
miniature Poodle. That's who I thought would win this year. Yeah,
a repeat again, but yeah, Well, when I almost say
trotted was the word I'm trying to say, trotted away
with the title during the twenty twenty four Westminster Dog.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Shows Now your Cute Little Joe stage.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Well, it was written for me, but Sage that the
writers wrote that for me. Sage the miniature poodle not
a winner this year and also something that I know
Caitlin has bet on this year. But I just wanted
you to know this as we start the day, the
chances of a large asteroid slamming into Earth in twenty
thirty two. I didn't know we were looking forward to that.
No one gave me a memo about the large asteroid
(07:03):
that might slam into Earth. But the chances of this
thing hitting the Earth in twenty thirty two have gone up,
but it's still far too early to know if, in fact,
what are we now seven years away from that? The
European Space Agency says there's now a two percent chance
of the asteroid hitting on December twenty second. That's up
from the one point three percent risk from late last month.
(07:26):
So I don't know if you're taking the odds over.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
In the under No, no, I'd put a future on it.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yeah, so it makes sense. And if you like Papa
John's that garlic buttery sauce that they include now you
can bathe in it.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Ohnasy a real thing.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
They apparently are holding a contest where they're awarding bath
bombs to people that smell like the dipping sauce. So
you can go to their website, you can sign up
for this. You get a bath bomb that is essentially
just a bathtub full of that sauce, just.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
In time for Valentines.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Oh yeah, but it could save you a lot of
money because someone did the math and if you wanted
to actually bathe in the sauce itself, it would cost
you four hundred and seventy five dollars to buy enough sauce. Yeah,
that's why I'm you know, to be able to do
it in the red right now.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
But yeah, anyway, you're right over there. Yeah, I'm good, Okay,
good checking on things.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Oh yeah, she's just check it out. We got people
running around over here. We got you know, Jason on
the phone. We're not probably talking to anybody. But it's
been probably the best start of our show we've ever had.
So I'm glad that no one can hear at the
Entertainer Report is up next. Well, I just I just
keep talking in the event.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
That that's what you need to do. This is broadcasting,
yeah right, right,
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