Radio Blogs: Keke's Valet Parking Fail!

Keke forgets something is wrong with her car when she gives her car to the valet.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Piky do a blog. Please take it away, our audio journalist,

(00:02):
like we're writing in our diaries.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Go ahead, well, dear blog, in the spirit of the
holiday season, as Valentine Day approaches us, you know, I
think we don't celebrate valet drivers enough, and I just
want to go ahead and show all valet workers some
love today because recently I was at a little restaurant

(00:23):
and I used to vale because I was running late,
and I pull up and I just want to know, like,
first of all, has this ever happened to anybody else?
Probably not, But have you ever valeayed your car and
then your car didn't start? For the valet man? Just
me Okay, well no, baby, Yeah, so this actually happened.

(00:43):
I pulled up and I valeid my car and I
run in and I'm like here, you know, you know,
I'm a tippy goop.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Wh I come out. I'm running late.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
So I get inside and I'm sitting down. I'm having
my little cocktail with my friends.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Ya Hold, did you know there was a chance? And
maybe if I miss this, I'm sorry, but did you
know there was something wrong with the car to begin with?

Speaker 3 (00:59):
See here here's the thing I forgot.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
I forgot It was a small issue with my car,
but like, I was just in the in the go mode,
so I didn't even think about it when I pulled
up and I'm sitting there having a cocktail, and this
poor man had to come all the way in the
restaurant upstairs and find me. And he was so like
so on the low about it, which I really appreciate.
Like it was almost like somebody tell you your card decline.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
He was kind of like yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
He puked up and he was like, hey, how you doing.
He said, you got the black and I said yeah.
He said, okay, how do I start the thing?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
It's like, oh, I forgot because I lost my car key.
It's a special way that I'm using a backup key
with a with a dead battery.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
So you have to and I learned on YouTube university
that you have to put your key fob underneath your
steering wheel for like three seconds and then press the
thing to start because the battery is that listen. I
just want to say to this man, I love you
and I appreciate you, and I'm sorry, and I know
I can't be the only person in America this has
happened to so valet workers though, they just don't get

(02:04):
enough love because they parking, they running back to the place,
getting another car, parking that, and then people are waiting
for their car.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
You got to keep up with the keys. I can't
even keep up with my own key. So it's just
like I just want to say I love the valet workers. Okay, yes,
I thought you were going to say that.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
It was because you let Bella take your car and
she put anti freeze in the in the windshield.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Wife with things that look we're together at an auto shows.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Real trouble going on, you.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Know, Yeah, waiting for the phone after Billie Eilish. We'll
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