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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fred's show is on Fred's Biggest Stories of the.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Day to the Academy Awards to Sunday the Oscars, of course,
and Conan O'Brien is the host. And I guess he
was chosen according to the CNN or the CEO rather
of the Academy Awards. This person told CNN that he
was partly selected because his comedy does not typically delve
into politics, so supposedly if you watch on Sunday, they
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won't be that many political jokes, which would be nice.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Wouldn't it.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yes see, we need a break, so I feel like
most of the Hollywood types that that's what they want
to do. They want to go up there and talk
about politics, which can find But right, let's talk about
something else.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Shall we? Shall we?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Travis Kelce will be playing in the twenty twenty five season.
He told Pat McAfee, who apparently is the leading sports
reporter in the world. Now everyone goes on Pat McAfee show.
I know, I'm sorry to tell you this, Jason, but
you know who needs sports center, We just go to
Pat McAfee.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Now we call him up.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
But I guess he Pat texted Travis Kelce and he said,
I'm coming back for sure, going to try and get
in the bet shape I've been this off season and
get back to the mountaintop. Got a real bad taste
in my mouth with how I played in that last
game and how I got the guys ready for battle.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I can't go out like that.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
So he's playing, which means another year of Taylor Swift
at NFL games. The NFL probably should write her a
check on the side, or him a check on the side.
I kind of wonder if anyone didn't call him and go,
are you sure you don't got one more in you?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Roger Goodell himself was.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Roger Goodell's like, I'm sorry about the officiating. The Eagles
played way better than we thought and we weren't able
to manipulate that one. But I promise you come back
next year will get you last one. Yeah, no problem.
For whatever. She's brought to a billion dollars in advertising value.
The Taylor Swift has brought to the NFL the economy.
The Gene Hackman story is wild, a ninety five year
(01:52):
old actor who passed away. He had apparently been dead
in the Santa Fe home with his wife for some time,
and the bodies were found I don't know what this means.
Partially mummified. Yeah, I thought you had to be I
don't understand that entirely. I need someone to explain it.
I thought you had to be like wrapped up to
be mummified. So did he who did did someone do
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that or did he do that or I don't know,
but there was body decomposition and mummification in both hands
and feet.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
So the process of embalming or preserving a body after
a person has died. So are they insinuating that someone
tried to preserve them?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Embalming would be like what the what the at the funeral?
But mummification.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I looked up the definition of mummification. This is the
definition because when.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I think of a mummy, I think if they wrapped
the body to preserve it, like they used to do
it in ancient times. And so what I don't know
is why how would he have been mummified if someone
else didn't?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
You know what I mean? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
I think that was their way of preserving bodies back then.
And I think they're insinuating that another person tried to
preserve their bodies in some way shape or well.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
That's what I'm saying is like who was someone else
involved in this? Like how would that? That's exactly what
I mean, Like, how would this have happened?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
A golfer Billy Horschel, he chased an invading alligator back
into the water in a wild scene of the Cognizant Classic.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
This is in West Palm.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
By the way, he poked the animal with his sixty
degree wedge to make the alligator retreat. I guess his
alligator was making its way towards the crowd and hero
golfer guy starts poking at it and it goes the
other way. But people don't realize that in the lakes
in Florida, even at the golf course Lakes, alligators live
there and they're hanging out. And there are tons of
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videos on TikTok and on YouTube of golfers who have
gone to like you know, hit their ball and there's
an alligator like sitting next to it or that you know,
put it in his mouth or whatever. I'm like, I
don't need to be a hero. We can just go
to the next hole, Like it's fine, you know what,
just I got par on that one. Let's just move
right along, you know.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I don't need to go over and save my ball
from an alligator. It's fine.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
You want you want, mister alligator, you want the ball,
you can have them.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
It's all good. Have you heard this story about Mary
Kate Cornett. This is like everywhere on the internet. A
college student whose rumored to be hooking up with her
boyfriend's dad has labeled trolls sick and demented. This isn't
a news story, but it is trending today and it
has been all week. But this woman as a student
at the University of Mississippi, and she had to release
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a statement criticizing the deliberate and coordinated cyber attack spreading
categorically false and defamatory information as a college student, that's
quite the impressive statement.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I wonder if she wrote that herself.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
The Houston teenager also attacked Antonio Brown and Pat McAfee
yet again from college game Day, for pushing what she
described as utter and complete lies. So the allegations claim
that this college kid, Mary Kate, cheated on her boyfriend
with her boyfriend's father, who is a prominent Texas based
private banker. A screenshot of an alleged Snapchat message laying
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out what happened was shared by somebody on x The
post claim that Mary Kate and the dude had gone
out for dinner and drinks the father after a basketball game,
and then ended up having an affair. The message also
alleged this wasn't the first time that Mary Kate had
cheated on her boyfriend, but they'd stayed together. The boyfriend
has also issued a statement like, I can't believe we're
talking about this like at a nationwide level. The unbelievable
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rumors about my family and Mary Kate's are unacceptable and
need to be addressed. The accusations are unequivocally false, so
it's all unproven. But supposedly this is what This is
what happened. College kid dating the guy hooks up with
guy's dad.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I don't know if I could forgive anybody.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
There's no way I'm not staying with my girlfriends she
ooks up with my dad, I'm not staying with my dad.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
If she eokes up, I'm not staying with him either.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
You know that is I mean, dude, how hot was he?
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Though?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
He looked him up? Though look him up? His name
he is Again, I'm not saying this is true. Eric
s O l I s Solis Sol, Texas based private
banker that gives rich. Though Texas based private banker gives rich.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
He's not bad. I had a look, where's this is
the day? But yeah, that's that is messed up.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, no, it's not good. Has everyone very compelling, very
compelling radio. We all stare at this man to see if.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
We do him. Yeah, I'm trying to find this. Yeah,
I'm going.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
To risk it off for well, would you dwell? Is
it smash or pass? Which one's it going to be?
Speaker 7 (06:23):
I think it might be a pass, and which is
shocking to me because I love a daddy. But no, yeah,
it's a pass.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I mean there is there is a movement among the
twenty somethings to hook up with it. Like I've heard
of a number of the Bachelor Golden Bachelor contestants hooking
up with like twenty somethings around here. I know of
at least one example of guys who were on the
Golden Bachelors, which makes them fifty plus, I guess hooking
up with like the twenty somethings.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Yeah, so I think there's a thing going on. I
think the.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Daddy thing I got going with the gray hair may
work out for me.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
It's just come to light.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
It just has now what has come to light the gray,
It just comes a lot of tell me, old, tell you,
I don't see the light.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
My mom's best friend growing up, like when I was born, right,
I lived with my mom obviously and her friend.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
That was nice of her. She live there. You can
come up with us, thanks, mam So her best friend.
I don't want to call her name, but you know
I love her. But you want to talk about city girls.
Speaker 8 (07:21):
Up in the nineties, like she was in a full relationship,
but she was that girl, but she was with a
much younger man. She was with the sixty year old.
Oh the way around they had her starting businesses. I
mean she always had like you know, Gucci, Louie, anything
she wanted, she had it with a whole ass baby
on her head.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
But she's been ahead of her time. Kan has been
doing this from forever, you know, has been doing this since. Girl,
she's been dating much older men for a long time.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
I always remind him, you know, I was in diapers
when you were out here dating.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
But you know, because.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
They're that much older. Yeah, See, what's the biggest age gap.
You can think of twenty years, twenty years and I know, homie,
who you're dating now.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Is not but no, you're young. It's like so, I know,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Get the guy a walker or something like, just so
he can simulate, you know, get him, get him some
diapers or something. Come on, conservation officials in California. This
is a real story too. They want residents to eat
a rodent that there are too many of, and they're
actually like issuing a statement about this. It's called the
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nutrient an invasive swamp dwelling rodent. They look like a
cross between an otter and a goldfer and they taste
something like a rabbit and dark meat from Turkey. They
were brought from. This is a real story. California's not
having it bad enough. Right right now, we got to
eat roads. Oh see, now you wouldn't found that picture
real fast. That's a pass, right, the guy from Texas
(08:49):
looking good all of a sudden, Yeah, choose. They were
brought from South America for their fur decades ago and
are now found in the Delta, where they can consume
up to one fourth of their body weight in vegetation
every day, which damages the marsh environment. Which is bad
for the environment, so officials with the US Fish and
Wildlife Service have used the occasion to urge Californians to
hunt and eat these things to help control their numbers
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save as swamp saute a new Tria. They're about two
feet long and weigh fifteen to twenty pounds, with plenty
of meat for some form of stew.
Speaker 9 (09:21):
H They do look thick, but still I'm not if
you want you want a new meat and this is
not what I'm meant.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Oh, you know, I need a new recipe, but not this. Yeah, no,
that time.
Speaker 6 (09:31):
No.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Two college students, Natalie and Savannah, they got the ultimate
VIP treatment on the Southwest flight thanks to a booking blunder.
When they went to check in, they were told, you're
the only two people on the flight of one hundred
and seventy five people, and they were They're the only
two people on the Southwest flight and so they were
treated like it was a private jet. Every announcement in
the video is great. On TikTok, every safety announcement started
with Natalie and Savannah and then whatever they had to
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tell them. It was awesome. But literally the entire plan
was empty except for the two of.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Them take off the leg it's still goes. You haven't
only two people.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Well, more than likely that plane had to be somewhere else.
It got it to pick up people to take them
somewhere else, you know. So like I guess they were like, well,
because they believe it or not, they fly empty airliners
all the time just to preposition them, like if there's
some place they need to be somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
And so, in fact, kind of a funny thing.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
One of my friends is a pilot for an airline,
and they put them through flat attendant training partial float
attendant training as well, because they have to know how
to close the door in case there aren't flat attendants
on board for an empty flight, like for a reposition flight,
because think about it, they never closed the door. They
just fly to plant. Flat attendants closed the door, So
they didn't teach them how to close the door. You know,
they'd be like and like secure everything inside of there.
(10:38):
You know, I'm not doing it. Whatever, you're not gonna
do it.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Nolane would. Yeah, we don't have enough flight attendants. You
you do it. We don't have enough pilots, you do it,
you do it. Hey put me in coach, is that
what happened the other day at midway?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
You took a wrong turn in your jet and just
cruise run across the runway without asking anybody?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Were you yelling? Sorry? Sorry? Sorry?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Every time I drive with Polina, she commits a driving infraction,
which is every time all the and she pulls out
in front of a cargoing sixties. She goes sorry, sorry, sorry,
And then finally, because every day has to include some
form of food story, which was the rodent and then
also an only fans story. Now we have an only
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fans performer who's launching a tour of nursing homes in
order to find elderly veterans to star in her videos.
Her name is Tiffany Wisconsin or Wisconsin Tiff as she's
known online, and she first joined Only Fans during the
COVID pandemic, but it wasn't until she started filming content
with senior citizens that her popularity skyrocketed. After one of
(11:43):
her regular co stars fell through, she made plans to
hit nursing homes across America's Midwest to find a new
batchup geriatric gentlemen to be with Chicago and Milwaukee on
her way going to Virginia, hitting up all the VA
hospitals to see which old people would like to get
it on.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
What a patriot she is.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
You gotta be careful, though, because don't they have Hella
like STDs floating around.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I've heard I've heard it those like uh, you know,
sun City, you know, whatever, village just one or wherever
people move to when they get older.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Villages right in Florida, I've.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Heard that it gets a little uh, it can get
a little risque because no one's worried about getting pregnant.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Oh wow, we have the photos of her older gentleman
behind her.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Oh my god, this just looks illegal. He's gonna have
a heart attack. I mean, I am gonna go watch
it later, but it looks illegal. I mean, like great
for the guys, but my girl.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
No. But yeah, so I guess they're not worried about
getting pregnant and like nursing homes and stuff, so they're
not as careful. And and then certain things spread around
a little bit when you wouldn't necessarily think that's going
to happen. But yeah, Wisconsin, tiff doing God's work out here.
It's National Chili Day, National Polar Bear Day, it's rare
Disease Day USA, okay, and National Skip the Straw Day.
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Straws and other plastics cause harm to life, So skipping
a straw for a day is potentially five hundred million
fewer straws that don't end up in landfills of the ocean.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
And as we know, no paper straws, no, no.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
No, absolutely not anymore, not gonna happen. The entertainer report
after metro movement back in two minutes. It's a French show.
It's Friday, Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, the Entertainer report
in just a moment, and the show b is Shelly Showdown,
the final one before she goes off to have her
baby boy. Six hundred and fifty bucks is the price
Kiki takes over Monday. Jason's birthday is today, yays Mystery
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guest number one. The theme today, by the way, mystery crushes.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Okay, what? Okay? Scary? So you I don't know, do
you want to start guessing who you think it is? Mystery?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
If I were to tell you that I have one
of your I would what would you say?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Top three? Oh yeah, easily?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Top three Mystery crushes on the phone right now, extremely
famous this person. Okay, I'm a little surprised we were
able to book this person.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Oh gosh, who would you guess? It might film? No,
I don't want to make me play this game. You
really aren't.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
We will guess. You really won't guess. I don't know,
you don't know. I want a second.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
My hands are sweating. I was trying to I was
trying to get his theme song. I my boyfriend of
fourteen years.
Speaker 7 (14:26):
Let's go with Oh, that's a very safe guess.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
That's a very safe guess. But here is the theme song.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Ladies and Gentlemen on Jason's birthday, Mystery Guest number one.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
Live from Raleigh, North Carolina.
Speaker 10 (14:43):
Trevor Marini, Good morning, Trevor, good morning, Happy birthday Jason Brown.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Oh I like to get a little deep with that morning. Well,
this is what he did.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Hey, Trevor's on a syndic radio show now, so I'm
surprised we're not like in the studio. I'm surprised you
to have some kind of satellite link. But for those
of you who don't know, Trevor Mariney is our boss
in Raleigh, North Carolina, which is what makes this even
more strange. Jason openly sexually harasses the boss. We just
took a training on this, okay, Like you're not supposed
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to do that. Hey, I haven't got a case yet, Trevor,
marine you very very fine looking, very talented man who
happens to be our boss in Raleigh on on G
one oh five. So you guys take it away. I mean,
what would you like to say to him? It's your birthday?
You can say whatever you want. Oh I can, Okay? Hey,
(15:40):
I mean look you say that one.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
It's not your birthday, so whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
True. Normally it leads in the training videos it's the
boss harassing the employees.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Right exactly. But not here we're own up in the scripts.
You know, we're claiming it.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
How did your life change, Trevor when you met Jason tonight?
And I know you're happily married to Hasu is also
beautiful human being. But but Jason has no problem just
openly harassing you right right in front of him. I
don't know if he got last I heard Hayesus couldn't
even listen to the program because he was so upset
about Oh.
Speaker 10 (16:15):
No, Esus is like, I don't care, good, No, my
life has just changed you know, obviously one hundred percent
for the better. Yeah, myself, my self esteem has gone
so far up.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
It's been amazing so far, one hundred percent improved. Look
what you're doing for people, Jason, Look what you're doing.
How do you think we got so successful? You know,
like I had to. Luckily you made it easy with
your beautiful face.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
No offense to you. You hear how we talked to
Tony Travado.
Speaker 10 (16:54):
Man, Oh my god, oh wow, hey am I am
I number? Am I number three? And he's number two
or he's number one? Oh no, well no, right, no,
you're number one. Yeah, you're on the phone. So I
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love you, daddy, Treuv. I love you too. Happy birthday,
Thank you, Trevor.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
I love you. We appreciate you. We have thirteen listeners
now in Raleigh, North Carolina as well. It took a
long time, but that's because of you, man, That's because
you decided to go ahead and push the on button
every day as opposed to just playing Celine de on
And we appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Some days, some days we're some days you're on in Raleigh.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Some days you know the satellite Yeah, some days we
don't pay the internet bill. But I mean that's where
we work. I mean, you know it's makes perfect sense,
doesn't it. Hey, have a great day, man, thanks for calling.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Thanks, Happy birthday Jason by Okay, good now, ladies and gentlemen,
It's Changing Brown's birthday Friday's roback dance party in just
a moment with dejan E.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Rodick.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
But first, Mystery Crush number two.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Oh boy, are you ready? Any guesses? I actually don't
know who this is either, because I know who we
tried to get. I don't know if we got it.
Mystery Crush number two. Hello, Hello, Wait a minute, are.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
We lying from the gay rage?
Speaker 7 (18:21):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Stop, that's it. We got him to do it. We
got him. We got him to call the radio station.
Only took a year. How Mike the Mechanic is here.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Mike, I know this isn't your thing, but but oh
my gosh, thank you for calling.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
You're very welcome.
Speaker 9 (18:41):
We had to wish Jason a happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Mike the Mechanic, Jason's partner who doesn't like to be
on the radio.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
We didn't think you get him to do it. We
got him to do it, Yes, he did, and I
love that. He's a Mystery Crush number two. Hey, Mike,
we don't have to talk about mystery crush number one? Okay,
so yeah, I was gonna say who was number one?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
That was a bit of a typho. It was you.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
It was you.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
The other guy was too and invessing things like.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Yeah, so like the mechanic. We love you so much.
What what is your plan for Jason today? What are
you going to do for the man?
Speaker 5 (19:20):
God?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
We're probably going to go out to Peppies. Yeah, I'm
You're lucky. If you guys want to come and join us,
that would be great. I know Jason's going to be hammered.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, he got hammered on my birthday.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
So yeah, Jason is he is no stranger to Pepees.
In fact, he makes his own drinks there sometimes just
right behind the markets.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
He does all of it, but you don't get paid
for it. Yeah well okay, yeah it's black man.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
You know what, Mike, this is very nice of you
to go, and I know it's not really your thing,
but thank you for calling.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Yeah, you're very welcome. You have a great birthday, Grayson,
and I'll see you tonight much.
Speaker 9 (20:02):
Oh he's going to see you to night, mind.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Because I had not heard from him this morning. I
was like, are you for real?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
By the way, if it's going to be that kind
of night, is pepe is really the thing you do?
Speaker 3 (20:16):
No matter.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
I love it, Mike the mechanic, Thank you, man, I
have a great day.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
I love you. You guys have a great day. I'm
so glad he did that.
Speaker 7 (20:29):
Oh my god, that's big because he I know he's
doing that until he's had a couple of cocktails.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
I don't think he's had the cocktails yet, though.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
He goes Hey, by the way, I don't know if
you knew this, Kiky, but Jason's partner is a it's
a car mechanic, you know.
Speaker 9 (20:47):
I have learned that.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
If he did, anyone to work on your car? French
up any for mystery against number three? Oh boy, my heart.
Speaker 7 (20:56):
Okay, Secret crush number three, Oh boy, okay.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
We had him on hold. Now we don't have him
on hold anymore.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
I guess we're having extensive conversations with a secret We
need to put Secret Guests number three on hold. There
he is, you need to put him back on hold.
Put him on hold, and we picked him up again,
and now we don't have him anymore. We don't have
Secret Guest number three anymore. Broken Secret Guests Crush number three?
Is it happening? Is it not happening? What are we doing?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
You have to guess? I don't was your third crush?
I don't know. It's not. Anderson Cooper was going to
be my guess. Well we tried, Okay, he wasn't available.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
He's busy. Yeah, he's the sleeping I think he's I
don't know where he is. He's defending crime somewhere. I
just made him into Superman somehow. But he's got his
cap on and somewhere right now, he's got his Uh,
he's got his his rain jacket that sends to the back.
You know.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
No, no, no, you're right. That was David Muir. Sorry,
hold on?
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Is on the bredg just kidding? I guess now we
do have Secret Guest number three? Hello, secret, Yes, Mystery
Crush number three. Identify a love? Is it May's mare?
Wait a minute?
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Why are you on the phone. You can't just walk
down here? Hello? I was gonna walk down here. But
do you guys have a mic for me? Well?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
You know.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
The game the quiz show. Out of our window, the
wrack of window.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
Come on Mary, I'm just being creepy, right, okay, Maris,
Ladies and gentlemen. Maris is one of our colleagues, Jason's
secret Quest number three, and he is on Rock ninety
five to five in Chicago, and he has a deeper
voice than I do. So you can get going now.
It's nice seeing you. Oh I will, I'll turn it on. Yeah,
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that helps people to hear your voice. I appreciate that.
That makes three radio stations this morning. Oh my god,
I've been all over the place, but happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I gotta shout out Jason because he's one of the
best work husbands a person could ever have. He gets
mad for stuff that I don't even realize I should
be mad about, and he's fed on me. And then
I'll come up in the email and be like, oh
Jason handled it.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Yeah, I got your back. So I always appreciate you.
This has been an amazing eight year friendship.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
I know you don't brag about hanging out with people
outside of work, but we hang out.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
We do.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Mary's go ahead and say it for me, Hey baby,
I'm sorry, Please forgive me for all the run up.
People don't know this, but Mary's is actually a guy
from Boys to Men. Actually he's the guy that spoke
in the Boys to Men's songs. That's actually Marry.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
I was eight when they recruited me for voice. He
was even appropriated, but his voice sounded like that. I
came out talking like that. I had no clue what
I was saying in that band, but it works. I'm
trying to remember.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
I think it was between seventh and eighth grade that
I went My voice started to sound like this, But
was it for you?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
In fifth grade, I would be answering the phone and
the bill collectors would be like, oh, can we speak
to mister Marris And I'd be like, uh, this is
his son. But we're like, oh, absolutely not. You're lying
to me And I was like, I don't know what
you want me to do.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Click.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I think all the men know about this, but Marris
was the kid who had underarm hair in fourth grade.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
He was that kid.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
I was undersized for what my voice was when I
was Yeah. So it was just like a very tiny
frig Maris with a very low voice, and it threw everybody.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
That would throw me off too. No, but like I remember,
there was always the one kid. If you're a boy,
you know, probably girls too. But there was the one
kid that had like a beard in fourth grade and
I'm like everybody that was you.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Oh no, I still can't.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Well, it's lovely you've managed to harass to people now
the company that.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
I appreciate every time you call me Zaddy in a meeting.
You called him that to I'm willing off really bad
to them. I thought that was commercial marriage. Thank you
for coup your good sports.
Speaker 9 (25:12):
Having his longest high, got a hug. Yeah, you can
go get some cinnamons. Oh yeah, cinnamons this morning. Oh
the cinnamon, Yes, everybody.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
And there's pizza nachos coming from Danny's. Yes, he's in
the parking lot right now. Hide the cinamon from me.
What do they say?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
It's you know, two seconds on your lips and eighty
pounds on your.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Hands or something like that.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
You know, I made that up a little bit, but yeah,
away anyway, okay, commercial
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Commercial more Fred show next right here,
Fred's show is on Fred's Biggest Stories of the.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Day to the Academy Awards to Sunday the Oscars, of course,
and Conan O'Brien is the host. And I guess he
was chosen according to the CNN or the CEO rather
of the Academy Awards. This person told CNN that he
was partly selected because his comedy does not typically delve
into politics, so supposedly if you watch on Sunday, they
(00:24):
won't be that many political jokes, which would be nice.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Wouldn't it.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yes see, we need a break, so I feel like
most of the Hollywood types that that's what they want
to do. They want to go up there and talk
about politics, which can find But right, let's talk about
something else.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Shall we? Shall we?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Travis Kelce will be playing in the twenty twenty five season.
He told Pat McAfee, who apparently is the leading sports
reporter in the world. Now everyone goes on Pat McAfee show.
I know, I'm sorry to tell you this, Jason, but
you know who needs sports center, We just go to
Pat McAfee.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Now we call him up.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
But I guess he Pat texted Travis Kelce and he said,
I'm coming back for sure, going to try and get
in the bet shape I've been this off season and
get back to the mountaintop. Got a real bad taste
in my mouth with how I played in that last
game and how I got the guys ready for battle.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I can't go out like that.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
So he's playing, which means another year of Taylor Swift
at NFL games. The NFL probably should write her a
check on the side, or him a check on the side.
I kind of wonder if anyone didn't call him and go,
are you sure you don't got one more in you?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Roger Goodell himself was.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Roger Goodell's like, I'm sorry about the officiating. The Eagles
played way better than we thought and we weren't able
to manipulate that one. But I promise you come back
next year will get you last one. Yeah, no problem.
For whatever. She's brought to a billion dollars in advertising value.
The Taylor Swift has brought to the NFL the economy.
The Gene Hackman story is wild, a ninety five year
(01:52):
old actor who passed away. He had apparently been dead
in the Santa Fe home with his wife for some time,
and the bodies were found I don't know what this means.
Partially mummified. Yeah, I thought you had to be I
don't understand that entirely. I need someone to explain it.
I thought you had to be like wrapped up to
be mummified. So did he who did did someone do
(02:12):
that or did he do that or I don't know,
but there was body decomposition and mummification in both hands
and feet.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
So the process of embalming or preserving a body after
a person has died. So are they insinuating that someone
tried to preserve them?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Embalming would be like what the what the at the funeral?
But mummification.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I looked up the definition of mummification. This is the
definition because when.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I think of a mummy, I think if they wrapped
the body to preserve it, like they used to do
it in ancient times. And so what I don't know
is why how would he have been mummified if someone
else didn't?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
You know what I mean? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
I think that was their way of preserving bodies back then.
And I think they're insinuating that another person tried to
preserve their bodies in some way shape or well.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
That's what I'm saying is like who was someone else
involved in this? Like how would that? That's exactly what
I mean, Like, how would this have happened?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
A golfer Billy Horschel, he chased an invading alligator back
into the water in a wild scene of the Cognizant Classic.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
This is in West Palm.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
By the way, he poked the animal with his sixty
degree wedge to make the alligator retreat. I guess his
alligator was making its way towards the crowd and hero
golfer guy starts poking at it and it goes the
other way. But people don't realize that in the lakes
in Florida, even at the golf course Lakes, alligators live
there and they're hanging out. And there are tons of
(03:31):
videos on TikTok and on YouTube of golfers who have
gone to like you know, hit their ball and there's
an alligator like sitting next to it or that you know,
put it in his mouth or whatever. I'm like, I
don't need to be a hero. We can just go
to the next hole, Like it's fine, you know what,
just I got par on that one. Let's just move
right along, you know.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I don't need to go over and save my ball
from an alligator. It's fine.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
You want you want, mister alligator, you want the ball,
you can have them.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
It's all good. Have you heard this story about Mary
Kate Cornett. This is like everywhere on the internet. A
college student whose rumored to be hooking up with her
boyfriend's dad has labeled trolls sick and demented. This isn't
a news story, but it is trending today and it
has been all week. But this woman as a student
at the University of Mississippi, and she had to release
(04:15):
a statement criticizing the deliberate and coordinated cyber attack spreading
categorically false and defamatory information as a college student, that's
quite the impressive statement.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I wonder if she wrote that herself.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
The Houston teenager also attacked Antonio Brown and Pat McAfee
yet again from college game Day, for pushing what she
described as utter and complete lies. So the allegations claim
that this college kid, Mary Kate, cheated on her boyfriend
with her boyfriend's father, who is a prominent Texas based
private banker. A screenshot of an alleged Snapchat message laying
(04:48):
out what happened was shared by somebody on x The
post claim that Mary Kate and the dude had gone
out for dinner and drinks the father after a basketball game,
and then ended up having an affair. The message also
alleged this wasn't the first time that Mary Kate had
cheated on her boyfriend, but they'd stayed together. The boyfriend
has also issued a statement like, I can't believe we're
talking about this like at a nationwide level. The unbelievable
(05:09):
rumors about my family and Mary Kate's are unacceptable and
need to be addressed. The accusations are unequivocally false, so
it's all unproven. But supposedly this is what This is
what happened. College kid dating the guy hooks up with
guy's dad.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I don't know if I could forgive anybody.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
There's no way I'm not staying with my girlfriends she
ooks up with my dad, I'm not staying with my dad.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
If she eokes up, I'm not staying with him either.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
You know that is I mean, dude, how hot was he?
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Though?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
He looked him up? Though look him up? His name
he is Again, I'm not saying this is true. Eric
s O l I s Solis Sol, Texas based private
banker that gives rich. Though Texas based private banker gives rich.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
He's not bad. I had a look, where's this is
the day? But yeah, that's that is messed up.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, no, it's not good. Has everyone very compelling, very
compelling radio. We all stare at this man to see if.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
We do him. Yeah, I'm trying to find this. Yeah,
I'm going.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
To risk it off for well, would you dwell? Is
it smash or pass? Which one's it going to be?
Speaker 7 (06:23):
I think it might be a pass, and which is
shocking to me because I love a daddy. But no, yeah,
it's a pass.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I mean there is there is a movement among the
twenty somethings to hook up with it. Like I've heard
of a number of the Bachelor Golden Bachelor contestants hooking
up with like twenty somethings around here. I know of
at least one example of guys who were on the
Golden Bachelors, which makes them fifty plus, I guess hooking
up with like the twenty somethings.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Yeah, so I think there's a thing going on. I
think the.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Daddy thing I got going with the gray hair may
work out for me.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
It's just come to light.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
It just has now what has come to light the gray,
It just comes a lot of tell me, old, tell you,
I don't see the light.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
My mom's best friend growing up, like when I was born, right,
I lived with my mom obviously and her friend.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
That was nice of her. She live there. You can
come up with us, thanks, mam So her best friend.
I don't want to call her name, but you know
I love her. But you want to talk about city girls.
Speaker 8 (07:21):
Up in the nineties, like she was in a full relationship,
but she was that girl, but she was with a
much younger man. She was with the sixty year old.
Oh the way around they had her starting businesses. I
mean she always had like you know, Gucci, Louie, anything
she wanted, she had it with a whole ass baby
on her head.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
But she's been ahead of her time. Kan has been
doing this from forever, you know, has been doing this since. Girl,
she's been dating much older men for a long time.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
I always remind him, you know, I was in diapers
when you were out here dating.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
But you know, because.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
They're that much older. Yeah, See, what's the biggest age gap.
You can think of twenty years, twenty years and I know, homie,
who you're dating now.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Is not but no, you're young. It's like so, I know,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Get the guy a walker or something like, just so
he can simulate, you know, get him, get him some
diapers or something. Come on, conservation officials in California. This
is a real story too. They want residents to eat
a rodent that there are too many of, and they're
actually like issuing a statement about this. It's called the
(08:24):
nutrient an invasive swamp dwelling rodent. They look like a
cross between an otter and a goldfer and they taste
something like a rabbit and dark meat from Turkey. They
were brought from. This is a real story. California's not
having it bad enough. Right right now, we got to
eat roads. Oh see, now you wouldn't found that picture
real fast. That's a pass, right, the guy from Texas
(08:49):
looking good all of a sudden, Yeah, choose. They were
brought from South America for their fur decades ago and
are now found in the Delta, where they can consume
up to one fourth of their body weight in vegetation
every day, which damages the marsh environment. Which is bad
for the environment, so officials with the US Fish and
Wildlife Service have used the occasion to urge Californians to
hunt and eat these things to help control their numbers
(09:12):
save as swamp saute a new Tria. They're about two
feet long and weigh fifteen to twenty pounds, with plenty
of meat for some form of stew.
Speaker 9 (09:21):
H They do look thick, but still I'm not if
you want you want a new meat and this is
not what I'm meant.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Oh, you know, I need a new recipe, but not this. Yeah, no,
that time.
Speaker 6 (09:31):
No.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Two college students, Natalie and Savannah, they got the ultimate
VIP treatment on the Southwest flight thanks to a booking blunder.
When they went to check in, they were told, you're
the only two people on the flight of one hundred
and seventy five people, and they were They're the only
two people on the Southwest flight and so they were
treated like it was a private jet. Every announcement in
the video is great. On TikTok, every safety announcement started
with Natalie and Savannah and then whatever they had to
(09:54):
tell them. It was awesome. But literally the entire plan
was empty except for the two of.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Them take off the leg it's still goes. You haven't
only two people.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Well, more than likely that plane had to be somewhere else.
It got it to pick up people to take them
somewhere else, you know. So like I guess they were like, well,
because they believe it or not, they fly empty airliners
all the time just to preposition them, like if there's
some place they need to be somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
And so, in fact, kind of a funny thing.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
One of my friends is a pilot for an airline,
and they put them through flat attendant training partial float
attendant training as well, because they have to know how
to close the door in case there aren't flat attendants
on board for an empty flight, like for a reposition flight,
because think about it, they never closed the door. They
just fly to plant. Flat attendants closed the door, So
they didn't teach them how to close the door. You know,
they'd be like and like secure everything inside of there.
(10:38):
You know, I'm not doing it. Whatever, you're not gonna
do it.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Nolane would. Yeah, we don't have enough flight attendants. You
you do it. We don't have enough pilots, you do it,
you do it. Hey put me in coach, is that
what happened the other day at midway?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
You took a wrong turn in your jet and just
cruise run across the runway without asking anybody?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Were you yelling? Sorry? Sorry? Sorry?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Every time I drive with Polina, she commits a driving infraction,
which is every time all the and she pulls out
in front of a cargoing sixties. She goes sorry, sorry, sorry,
And then finally, because every day has to include some
form of food story, which was the rodent and then
also an only fans story. Now we have an only
(11:22):
fans performer who's launching a tour of nursing homes in
order to find elderly veterans to star in her videos.
Her name is Tiffany Wisconsin or Wisconsin Tiff as she's
known online, and she first joined Only Fans during the
COVID pandemic, but it wasn't until she started filming content
with senior citizens that her popularity skyrocketed. After one of
(11:43):
her regular co stars fell through, she made plans to
hit nursing homes across America's Midwest to find a new
batchup geriatric gentlemen to be with Chicago and Milwaukee on
her way going to Virginia, hitting up all the VA
hospitals to see which old people would like to get
it on.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
What a patriot she is.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
You gotta be careful, though, because don't they have Hella
like STDs floating around.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I've heard I've heard it those like uh, you know,
sun City, you know, whatever, village just one or wherever
people move to when they get older.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Villages right in Florida, I've.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Heard that it gets a little uh, it can get
a little risque because no one's worried about getting pregnant.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Oh wow, we have the photos of her older gentleman
behind her.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Oh my god, this just looks illegal. He's gonna have
a heart attack. I mean, I am gonna go watch
it later, but it looks illegal. I mean, like great
for the guys, but my girl.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
No. But yeah, so I guess they're not worried about
getting pregnant and like nursing homes and stuff, so they're
not as careful. And and then certain things spread around
a little bit when you wouldn't necessarily think that's going
to happen. But yeah, Wisconsin, tiff doing God's work out here.
It's National Chili Day, National Polar Bear Day, it's rare
Disease Day USA, okay, and National Skip the Straw Day.
(12:57):
Straws and other plastics cause harm to life, So skipping
a straw for a day is potentially five hundred million
fewer straws that don't end up in landfills of the ocean.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
And as we know, no paper straws, no, no.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
No, absolutely not anymore, not gonna happen. The entertainer report
after metro movement back in two minutes. It's a French show.
It's Friday, Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, the Entertainer report
in just a moment, and the show b is Shelly Showdown,
the final one before she goes off to have her
baby boy. Six hundred and fifty bucks is the price
Kiki takes over Monday. Jason's birthday is today, yays Mystery
(13:36):
guest number one. The theme today, by the way, mystery crushes.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Okay, what? Okay? Scary? So you I don't know, do
you want to start guessing who you think it is? Mystery?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
If I were to tell you that I have one
of your I would what would you say?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Top three? Oh yeah, easily?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Top three Mystery crushes on the phone right now, extremely
famous this person. Okay, I'm a little surprised we were
able to book this person.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Oh gosh, who would you guess? It might film? No,
I don't want to make me play this game. You
really aren't.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
We will guess. You really won't guess. I don't know,
you don't know. I want a second.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
My hands are sweating. I was trying to I was
trying to get his theme song. I my boyfriend of
fourteen years.
Speaker 7 (14:26):
Let's go with Oh, that's a very safe guess.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
That's a very safe guess. But here is the theme song.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Ladies and Gentlemen on Jason's birthday, Mystery Guest number one.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
Live from Raleigh, North Carolina.
Speaker 10 (14:43):
Trevor Marini, Good morning, Trevor, good morning, Happy birthday Jason Brown.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Oh I like to get a little deep with that morning. Well,
this is what he did.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Hey, Trevor's on a syndic radio show now, so I'm
surprised we're not like in the studio. I'm surprised you
to have some kind of satellite link. But for those
of you who don't know, Trevor Mariney is our boss
in Raleigh, North Carolina, which is what makes this even
more strange. Jason openly sexually harasses the boss. We just
took a training on this, okay, Like you're not supposed
(15:19):
to do that. Hey, I haven't got a case yet, Trevor,
marine you very very fine looking, very talented man who
happens to be our boss in Raleigh on on G
one oh five. So you guys take it away. I mean,
what would you like to say to him? It's your birthday?
You can say whatever you want. Oh I can, Okay? Hey,
(15:40):
I mean look you say that one.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
It's not your birthday, so whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
True. Normally it leads in the training videos it's the
boss harassing the employees.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Right exactly. But not here we're own up in the scripts.
You know, we're claiming it.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
How did your life change, Trevor when you met Jason tonight?
And I know you're happily married to Hasu is also
beautiful human being. But but Jason has no problem just
openly harassing you right right in front of him. I
don't know if he got last I heard Hayesus couldn't
even listen to the program because he was so upset
about Oh.
Speaker 10 (16:15):
No, Esus is like, I don't care, good, No, my
life has just changed you know, obviously one hundred percent
for the better. Yeah, myself, my self esteem has gone
so far up.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
It's been amazing so far, one hundred percent improved. Look
what you're doing for people, Jason, Look what you're doing.
How do you think we got so successful? You know,
like I had to. Luckily you made it easy with
your beautiful face.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
No offense to you. You hear how we talked to
Tony Travado.
Speaker 10 (16:54):
Man, Oh my god, oh wow, hey am I am
I number? Am I number three? And he's number two
or he's number one? Oh no, well no, right, no,
you're number one. Yeah, you're on the phone. So I
(17:16):
love you, daddy, Treuv. I love you too. Happy birthday,
Thank you, Trevor.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
I love you. We appreciate you. We have thirteen listeners
now in Raleigh, North Carolina as well. It took a
long time, but that's because of you, man, That's because
you decided to go ahead and push the on button
every day as opposed to just playing Celine de on
And we appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Some days, some days we're some days you're on in Raleigh.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Some days you know the satellite Yeah, some days we
don't pay the internet bill. But I mean that's where
we work. I mean, you know it's makes perfect sense,
doesn't it. Hey, have a great day, man, thanks for calling.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Thanks, Happy birthday Jason by Okay, good now, ladies and gentlemen,
It's Changing Brown's birthday Friday's roback dance party in just
a moment with dejan E.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Rodick.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
But first, Mystery Crush number two.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Oh boy, are you ready? Any guesses? I actually don't
know who this is either, because I know who we
tried to get. I don't know if we got it.
Mystery Crush number two. Hello, Hello, Wait a minute, are.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
We lying from the gay rage?
Speaker 7 (18:21):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Stop, that's it. We got him to do it. We
got him. We got him to call the radio station.
Only took a year. How Mike the Mechanic is here.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Mike, I know this isn't your thing, but but oh
my gosh, thank you for calling.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
You're very welcome.
Speaker 9 (18:41):
We had to wish Jason a happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Mike the Mechanic, Jason's partner who doesn't like to be
on the radio.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
We didn't think you get him to do it. We
got him to do it, Yes, he did, and I
love that. He's a Mystery Crush number two. Hey, Mike,
we don't have to talk about mystery crush number one? Okay,
so yeah, I was gonna say who was number one?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
That was a bit of a typho. It was you.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
It was you.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
The other guy was too and invessing things like.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Yeah, so like the mechanic. We love you so much.
What what is your plan for Jason today? What are
you going to do for the man?
Speaker 5 (19:20):
God?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
We're probably going to go out to Peppies. Yeah, I'm
You're lucky. If you guys want to come and join us,
that would be great. I know Jason's going to be hammered.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, he got hammered on my birthday.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
So yeah, Jason is he is no stranger to Pepees.
In fact, he makes his own drinks there sometimes just
right behind the markets.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
He does all of it, but you don't get paid
for it. Yeah well okay, yeah it's black man.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
You know what, Mike, this is very nice of you
to go, and I know it's not really your thing,
but thank you for calling.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Yeah, you're very welcome. You have a great birthday, Grayson,
and I'll see you tonight much.
Speaker 9 (20:02):
Oh he's going to see you to night, mind.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Because I had not heard from him this morning. I
was like, are you for real?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
By the way, if it's going to be that kind
of night, is pepe is really the thing you do?
Speaker 3 (20:16):
No matter.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
I love it, Mike the mechanic, Thank you, man, I
have a great day.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
I love you. You guys have a great day. I'm
so glad he did that.
Speaker 7 (20:29):
Oh my god, that's big because he I know he's
doing that until he's had a couple of cocktails.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
I don't think he's had the cocktails yet, though.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
He goes Hey, by the way, I don't know if
you knew this, Kiky, but Jason's partner is a it's
a car mechanic, you know.
Speaker 9 (20:47):
I have learned that.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
If he did, anyone to work on your car? French
up any for mystery against number three? Oh boy, my heart.
Speaker 7 (20:56):
Okay, Secret crush number three, Oh boy, okay.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
We had him on hold. Now we don't have him
on hold anymore.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
I guess we're having extensive conversations with a secret We
need to put Secret Guests number three on hold. There
he is, you need to put him back on hold.
Put him on hold, and we picked him up again,
and now we don't have him anymore. We don't have
Secret Guest number three anymore. Broken Secret Guests Crush number three?
Is it happening? Is it not happening? What are we doing?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
You have to guess? I don't was your third crush?
I don't know. It's not. Anderson Cooper was going to
be my guess. Well we tried, Okay, he wasn't available.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
He's busy. Yeah, he's the sleeping I think he's I
don't know where he is. He's defending crime somewhere. I
just made him into Superman somehow. But he's got his
cap on and somewhere right now, he's got his Uh,
he's got his his rain jacket that sends to the back.
You know.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
No, no, no, you're right. That was David Muir. Sorry,
hold on?
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Is on the bredg just kidding? I guess now we
do have Secret Guest number three? Hello, secret, Yes, Mystery
Crush number three. Identify a love? Is it May's mare?
Wait a minute?
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Why are you on the phone. You can't just walk
down here? Hello? I was gonna walk down here. But
do you guys have a mic for me? Well?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
You know.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
The game the quiz show. Out of our window, the
wrack of window.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
Come on Mary, I'm just being creepy, right, okay, Maris,
Ladies and gentlemen. Maris is one of our colleagues, Jason's
secret Quest number three, and he is on Rock ninety
five to five in Chicago, and he has a deeper
voice than I do. So you can get going now.
It's nice seeing you. Oh I will, I'll turn it on. Yeah,
(22:49):
that helps people to hear your voice. I appreciate that.
That makes three radio stations this morning. Oh my god,
I've been all over the place, but happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I gotta shout out Jason because he's one of the
best work husbands a person could ever have. He gets
mad for stuff that I don't even realize I should
be mad about, and he's fed on me. And then
I'll come up in the email and be like, oh
Jason handled it.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Yeah, I got your back. So I always appreciate you.
This has been an amazing eight year friendship.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
I know you don't brag about hanging out with people
outside of work, but we hang out.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
We do.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Mary's go ahead and say it for me, Hey baby,
I'm sorry, Please forgive me for all the run up.
People don't know this, but Mary's is actually a guy
from Boys to Men. Actually he's the guy that spoke
in the Boys to Men's songs. That's actually Marry.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
I was eight when they recruited me for voice. He
was even appropriated, but his voice sounded like that. I
came out talking like that. I had no clue what
I was saying in that band, but it works. I'm
trying to remember.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
I think it was between seventh and eighth grade that
I went My voice started to sound like this, But
was it for you?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
In fifth grade, I would be answering the phone and
the bill collectors would be like, oh, can we speak
to mister Marris And I'd be like, uh, this is
his son. But we're like, oh, absolutely not. You're lying
to me And I was like, I don't know what
you want me to do.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Click.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I think all the men know about this, but Marris
was the kid who had underarm hair in fourth grade.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
He was that kid.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
I was undersized for what my voice was when I
was Yeah. So it was just like a very tiny
frig Maris with a very low voice, and it threw everybody.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
That would throw me off too. No, but like I remember,
there was always the one kid. If you're a boy,
you know, probably girls too. But there was the one
kid that had like a beard in fourth grade and
I'm like everybody that was you.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Oh no, I still can't.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Well, it's lovely you've managed to harass to people now
the company that.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
I appreciate every time you call me Zaddy in a meeting.
You called him that to I'm willing off really bad
to them. I thought that was commercial marriage. Thank you
for coup your good sports.
Speaker 9 (25:12):
Having his longest high, got a hug. Yeah, you can
go get some cinnamons. Oh yeah, cinnamons this morning. Oh
the cinnamon, Yes, everybody.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
And there's pizza nachos coming from Danny's. Yes, he's in
the parking lot right now. Hide the cinamon from me.
What do they say?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
It's you know, two seconds on your lips and eighty
pounds on your.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Hands or something like that.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
You know, I made that up a little bit, but yeah,
away anyway, okay, commercial
Speaker 3 (25:43):
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