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March 5, 2025 7 mins

Keke believes that every time she gets a phone call that has a different area code (Los Angeles/New York) she believes someone is contacting her to make her a star. In reality it's always a spam caller.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
These are the radio blogs on the Fred Show. It's
like running in our diaries, except we say them aloud.
Speaking of Kiki, it's your blogy.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
All right, dear blog.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
I don't know if this has been happening to anyone else,
but I keep getting calls from like these numbers, and
they pop up, and it's always like New York, LA,
Houston's big cities, right, And so every time I see
a number pop up, I'm like, this is it? You
know what I'm saying, Like, this is Oprah, She's she's
coming to get me. You know what?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
This is Chris Jenner. It's my time always. Why are
you so thirsty to get the hell out of there? Yeah,
I'm not something we Saturday did. No, I'm gonna take
you out with me. It's like an expansion, you know
what I'm saying. Oh, we just signed on, not North Dakota.
Why would you ever want to leave this?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Now?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Come on? This is we are on a rocket ship
to the moon. Listen, I'm not leaving anything.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
I don't give checks back, Okay, I just want to
add more checks.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
So in my mind that is profound. I'm starting to
rupt you again. But I don't give checks back, Yes.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
We don't do that. You gotta take my check. I'm
not giving it.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
But it's every time I see these numbers pop up,
I convince myself that this is the moment and I
must answer this call.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 3 (01:10):
If Yah went never so yes, not yesterday, but the
day before this California number popped up and it said Calabasis.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Oh, like this is Chris Jenner.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
That kid is my time? Like, come on, my names
start with a K all her other kids names.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
This is time, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
I'm like, Kylie made enough money, Kim, you know, and
now it's time for her to invest. I don't know this,
so I answer the call and it's like I don't
even want to do an impersonation, but it was like
a little man who didn't speak to every day English,
is this makeitha? And I'm like, sir, like why are
you playing on my phone? I told you I was
so mad, And I know as soon as they said Chris,

(01:54):
I'm like, she would never call me that. So it's
just it bothers me though, because I get so worked
up and I answer these calls, and it seems like
the more I answer the calls, the more calls I get,
so now Houston, in LA, in New York, it's never
who I'm looking for. It's never jay Z, Like nobody's
ever coming to get me. So yeah, I don't know.

(02:16):
Am I the only weirdo that as?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
I don't get calls.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
That's the thing is, I don't When I get the
random calls, they're never from major metropolitan cities. Is always
from like Poughkeepsie. And I'm like, Okay, I don't know
anybody in Fort Madison, Iowa anymore so unless my great
grandma is alive and I didn't know it.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
So I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
It's but no, I guess what if I saw That's
a good one though, If I saw La or New
York in this business, I would answer the phone, yeah,
because you just never know. But now and you answer
the phone, it's like, Hey, we're calling to talk to
you about your car's extended warranty.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
No, this is my big break. No, it's supposed to
be Ryan Seacrest calling me. What are you doing? Exactly?

Speaker 4 (02:53):
She's picturing her e true Hollywood story and they'll go
back on the moment and she's describing it.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
She's like, you know, my phone was faced down. I
heard it ring.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
I saw it was Calabasas, and you know in her
confessional interview.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
That's how I picture it all happened. And it's never that.
It's never that, So I don't know.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
I used to fake those interviews in front of a mirror. Oh,
for my true Hollywood story. You would you forgot about that?

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Nothing less surprising than that from from Kaylen, But you would,
you would.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
You would actually act out your own like somebody would.
You would give the responses.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Yeah, I would, And I literally like block that out,
I think until I just said that Takiki and I
remembered like I sat in a chair and was pretending
like I was fully doing interviews.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Girls.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Let's let's roll play right now, Caitlyn, let's role play.
So tell me about the moment when when you met
with Fred and A and a small bald Jewish man
named Jonathan Shapiro at a bar in Chicago for your
for your official interview for your big break in UH
in syndicated radio.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
It was very it was very professional, and you know,
I was nervous walking in dressed nice. It was a
bar called Dublin's. I believe it was high stakes in there.
There was also a man named Jason Brown. I met
and we talked about how hot Sam Hunt was and
then we all got insanely hammered and it changed my life.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
That was really good. I'm crying.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
I have one single tear and then and then and
then I'll say, and the rest was history, and you know,
and then we'll go into a break and it'll it'll start.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Wow, that was really good. I can tell you practice.
I hate myself so much.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
You can I hate myself too, but thankfully we have
love for each other, so we prop each other up.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
It's fine. I will say.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
I did hang up on the on the very first
person to ever offer me a radio job.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
I didn't think it was real. I hung up.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah, yeah, dude, name uh, a dude named Alex Valentine.
I had a fake I've told the story a thousand times.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
I had.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
I had a little college radio show, which, again, if
you've heard this before, Southern Methodist University in Dallas, they
doesn't have there is they don't have a radio station.
There's no transmitter, it doesn't broadcast anywhere. You basically are
in a room, and if you're in the third stall
in the men's bathroom in the student center. You might
be able to hear it if you really focus, because

(05:18):
that's the only place that it airs. Anyway, long story short,
they got wind of this little radio show and they
were like, hey, send us a tape of that. And
this is Dallas, right, this is market number five. It's
a very large media market. I would have no people
work their whole career to get on the radio in Dallas.
I would have no business as somebody who'd never done
this being on the radio Dallas. So I made a
fake tape. It took me like eight hours to make

(05:39):
two minutes of audio that sounded what I thought. It
was fire by the time I was done with it
and now here they thought it was just a little
sampling of what I do. They didn't know that it
took me eight hours to fake this thing. And I
sent it to them, and a couple days later, my
phone rings and it's like, hey, I was Big Fred.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
And they go is this Big Fred?

Speaker 1 (05:57):
And I go yeah, and they go, hey is Alex
Valentine from the radio station. And I thought it was
all my fraternity brothers pranking me. So I'm like, all right,
you're an a hole. And I hung up on the
I called him an a hole, and I hung up
on it, and then he calls back and he was like,
is this how you treat everybody who's trying to get
you to come down here about a job? And I
was like, oh, you're serious, and I went down there.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
That's a great story for your true Hollywood stories.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
I can see it.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yeah, until I fell into a deep Pop Rocks addiction,
and uh I was I had. Yeah, I had a
serious Red Bull addiction and it took me down and
I almost lost that upportun I'm trying to think of
the most ridiculous reason why, because I'm not a I'm
not a drug guy, so I'm trying to make it up.
It would be the most insane reason that I would
have almost blown my big break. I don't know. Maybe
it's calling the guy an ale. That's probably pretty good, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
I think.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Or you're the first person to ever owe dion weed. Wow.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah, yeah, I was too. I was too scared to
do weed in college. I was too scared to do
I'm such a wis. It's ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Don't drugs You should not, Yeah, right, drugs, don't don't
do it?

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, I had, I had a serious gummy addiction. Said
they were gummy bears, the horrible kind. You know, It's
like I just I couldn't stop eating them so much.
I wasn't able to go to work and do my thing.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
No, what would be your true Hollywood story, Kiki? Would
you tell the story about your upbringing and your and
you're being raised by your big sister or what would
be your angle?

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah? All of that.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
But then, like my dream is for my tell all book,
I don't really care about the eacher. Yeah, I can't
wait to tell the tell all book is gonna go ba,
It's going to break the internet.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
By the way, when you write that book, be sure
and remember who didn't want you to have the three
thousand dollars if you win.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Oh yeah, Jason, there's a chapter for us all. I'm
sure I heard that.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
And by the way, in the book, by the way,
Jason's gay people will be shocked when they learned that
waiting by the phone, why did somebody get ghosted? You?

Speaker 2 (07:56):
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