FULL SHOW: 03/05/2025

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:06):
White and Kiki. You have a demographic of fans that
I never knew about. Really, it is fifty plus year
old white men. They wait, come give me here. Every
day Fred Show is on. I can see it now,
Big Tim, Big Tim step aside, because Kikey's got a

(00:29):
new man now and his name is Darryl. Yes, and
he is fifty six years old. The former military worked
at the plant for a number of years. Yes, just
retired with a full pension. That's that's Kiky's demo right there.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yes, talk about a dream a man. Do you want
to have kids and white picket fans?

Speaker 3 (00:48):
No, I don' want to know he is well, his kids
are thirty already.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Daryl's kids have their own kids now, Kiki's and grandma already.
So this is exciting. Yes, a hot step granny come on. Yes, honestly,
I'm getting a point in my life now where I
maybe I should marry like a rich divorced woman. You know,
she's already been married once, she's already had her kids,
and then you know, you got paid out in the
divorce because you know her ex husband slept with his

(01:14):
assistant or something, and so she's got millions and then
I can retire on that. Yeah, you know, because I've
already missed my first divorce by not getting married ever.
So now I mean basically I don't have enough time
left in life to I mean, I just marry someone
now and I'll die before I can divorce him. There
you go, that justunds a little grim. I'm not that
old early forties. I'm probably not, no, Yeah, I mean

(01:36):
people have been divorced many times by my age, so yeah, right,
for sure, go for the money. Yeah, but the hope
is that they die before you. You know what I'm saying.
So then like you need the money, yes, Jason, you
know how this works.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
You told me.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
I was gonna say, why are you telling me? Like,
You're with a guy who is what ten years older?
Fourteen fourteen? But I if I my name, he's not
on nothing.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
So if he goes, I could very much be out
on the street, back to square one. And I put
all these hard work, blood, sweat, tears putting up with
this man, and then now I'm homeless.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
That's actually a very interesting point. You're with a guy
who's fourteen years older, you're basically married, but you're not.
And if this dude you know, God forbid Mike the
mechanic at the Gay raj can something happens to him?
You got to move back in with mom and dad. Right,
I'm gonna be like forty moving in with my parents.
Hey man, I got to look up common law in Illinois.

(02:34):
Four years doesn't exist? Is there no common law? What
do you mean like you don't get really peop with
somebody for fourteen years? Because everybody knows that you lesbian
this thing and move me in after the second date.
So and if you don't know that reference that's a
real thing, I guess in the in the lesbian community.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah right, if you don't know a lesbian move fast, Well,
I've known a lot of lesbians in my life, but
you're the one who taught me that they that they
move in pretty quickly.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
They moved fast. I didn't know that was it. That
was the thing that was unique to them. They got
a flannel and a U haul and a dream. Yes,
same man, absolutely sometimes, But then I can't believe that.
So you've been with this guy for this song. I
think we gotta we gotta get Amy witherright on this
or something. We got to get our show attorney on
this because that actually isn't fair because you could. You

(03:22):
couldn't in all this time, you could go buy your
own house and build your own equity and your own credit,
and you can be doing all these things, but you're
not because you're with this guy. He's taking care of it.
And we love Mike, but like Mike, Hello, what's up?
Put me in that will? Baby does have it well?

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Like being serious, Yeah, he does because everything goes to
his mom right now. So I'm like, well, I got
to make sure I'm good with her. Yeah, so you know,
as long as we got a good relationship, she hopefully
won't kick me out.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
That's what you need to be doing, spidering her up.
Thank you? Yeah, I think she likes me. Yeah, man,
that is wild. Good morning, everybody is March fifth, The
Fred Show is on. Thank you so much for waking
up with us. We appreciate it. Hi, Kaitlin, Good morning,
Jason Brown's Homeless High not yet, Paulina, Hey, Hey, Hey Kiki,

(04:11):
Good morning. Shelby. Shelley is out.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
No baby yet right, not that I know, not as
of last night I talked to her.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
But okay, so you the baby has to be born
today for Kayln the gambler of the show, the professional
gambler on the show. Yes, the baby has to be
born today for you to get paid out.

Speaker 5 (04:28):
Yeah, but we I mean, you say that we agreed
on a price and a butt, but we never really did.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
So I don't know what I'm getting paid out. Well,
you'll get ten dollars if the baby's born today, But
if the baby's born tomorrow, which he's going to be,
because that's what I said, then then you have to
give me one hundred oh sounds about right. That's all right.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Wait a minute, because didn't Shelley say the due date
was the sixth seventh all the sun and I said
one day before and Caylen said two.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
I believe. I believe that was right. I do believe. Yeah,
I do believe. Yeah. So yeah, So anyway, I look
forward to my hundred bucks. It is exciting. So on
the show today, Game Show Wednesday. If you're new to
the show, Game Show Wednesday, very exciting day, Kiki karaoke
where she will actually be singing along to some songs
and all you have to do is decide whether you
think she knows the lyrics or not. We'll get to

(05:14):
that waiting by the phone is new. Why did somebody
get ghosted? Of course Kiki filling in for show Bin
Shelley in the Showdown five pop Culture Questions, two hundred
bucks is surprised today you were two and zero and
as I stated yesterday and by the way, Jason, I
got it approved. Who I called Bob Pittman myself. He said,
who are you? And how did you get this number?

(05:35):
That's what he said? Dan can beat up here? Dare
He said, how do you know Keiki? Been trying to
get in touch with her? The chairman of our company.
He said, I'm sitting next to Kiki in Florida right now.
She could have asked me herself. But he said that
I can give you the money if in fact you
somehow believe that you can go undefeated in this game.
And I, while I believe in you, Kiki, I don't

(05:57):
know about that because I don't even think Shovin Shelley
can go sixty and oh okay, only time will tell.
But if you if you win, because every day goes
up fifty bucks, So if you don't lose when Shelley
comes back from having a baby, little baby boy, then
the money is yours, which we think will be somewhere
in the vicinity of three thousand dollars. Yes, three. That

(06:17):
makes it more exciting. You got to listen every day
see see how much money Kiki is going to win.
And I can't wait to see how you're going to
spend it on the group. That'll be very nice. I
can you wait. I'll tell y'all a pizza party. Yes,
it's like companies. You guys have done such a great job.
We made our quarter. We made a billion dollars this quarter.
Here's a slice of pizza. Enjoy. Doesn't that make you

(06:39):
feel rewarded?

Speaker 4 (06:40):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Doesn't that make you feel valued? I feel like that's
what happens all over the place. That's the other thing.
Who was I talking to you about this the other day?
I'm not sure, maybe it was one of you guys,
but all these companies that provide you know, breakfast, lunch,
and dinner. I don't know if Google still does it,
or Amazon or whatever. I know, like in Silicon Valley
and you know those kind of places. A lot of
these big Apple or whatever. They've got your Starbucks, And

(07:03):
I know Google was famous for this. I'm not sure
if they scaled back, but it was free. There's restaurants,
everything's free. There's little like convenience type stores, candy and whatever,
free coffees, free sushi bar, free, you know all this stuff.
And it's like that's amazing, Oh my gosh. You get
free breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Well, in order to partake
in the free breakfast, lunch and dinner, that means that

(07:26):
you've been at the place all day. That means I mean,
if you were there at seven am until seven pm,
if you took advantage of all three meals, which means
you just worked a twelve hour day. Yeah, they're trying
to keep you there, right, So I don't know. Maybe
I'll pay for my own breakfast, lunch, and dinner and
and you know, do you my three hours and forty
five minutes to get the heck out of here. I'm
just social for.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
The office, Like I don't know how anyone works in
an office when I work here, I'm here, I'm there,
I'm high fiving people, I'm shaking hands, kissing babies.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
I'm not doing any typee typeee you know. Well see,
and that's what I tell people, and they think they
don't believe this, But I don't get any type of
type done either right. If I hang around the radio station,
then it's like, oh, show's over, okay, And then I
walk around, Oh hey man, what about Oh hey, I
haven't seen you in a while. Oh hey hey, oh hey,
free slights of pizza because we made the quarter. And
then before long it's two o'clock in the afternoon here

(08:15):
since four forty five, and I don't I got nothing done.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
And then you hit the hour where everyone's like, you're
still here. I got that yesterday. It's like, yes, I'm
still here, Like I don't know what that means. What
am I supposed to do with that?

Speaker 6 (08:25):
Like choice inside, crying on the inside?

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Still here? Yep, you can see that. Yeah, yeah, I
O retriever. Yeah. I don't know the biggest stories of
the day, We'll get to those this hour. The are
audio journals in blogs and the entertainment reports coming up.
What are you working on?

Speaker 5 (08:49):
K So, an attorney for the late Helena Hutchins family,
is ripping Alec Baldwin's new reality show to shreds. I
don't know if you guys heard about the first episode. Also,
probably the last artist that you would expect is going country.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
I don't know. You know, I kind of thought Beyonce
was a little crazy. I didn't see that one. That
wasn't in my twenty exist twenty four. Yeah, but I
don't know. I guess I just never. I didn't see
that one coming. I have no problem with this problem
a problem with it. Are crazy, but I just I didn't.
I wouldn't have predicted that one. It was not my
Bengo card for last year. Yeah, this one even more

(09:26):
so to me. But okay, So, how dysfunctional is your family?
And well that should be the topic. We'll leave it
there and call now. How just functional is your family?

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Eight?

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Five to five, one three five, call now and we'll
be talking about this for three hours. No, how just
functional does your family have to be for this to
make headlines? And how weird are the holidays going to be?

Speaker 7 (09:48):
So?

Speaker 1 (09:48):
A guy says that he is suing his brother in
law after a prank in which super glue was poured
into his belly button while he slept. Oh, I don't know,
my god, you are right over there. Can I hear
the snorting? And I know that's Kalen?

Speaker 5 (10:06):
So everything, okay, It's just like pranks are so silly
until they go wrong, and then you tell someone like
that's how I lost my belly button, you know what I.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Mean, it's a fine line. I just like, what what
must be happening? You know at the function where you're like, oh,
he's asleep. Oh I know what to do? They gorilla
blew out, you know. But this this is the headline
man suing his brother in law after he filled his
belly button with super oh man, yeah so. In a

(10:39):
viral post that was shared to Reddit, the guy writes
that his wife and her family are furious after after
it's just a ridiculous story. After he took his brother
in law to Small Claims Cord, but feels that he
had no choice. He writes, my brother in law, who
was completely sober, thought it would be hilarious to fill
my belly button with a super gloom. At some point

(11:02):
I must have touched it, because when I woke up,
I had glue partially dried in my belly button and
on my finger. We tried to remove it, but it
was stuck. The glue had adhered to my skin and
when we attempted to peel it off, it caused tearing
around the edges. Well, the guy explained that his assurance
policy comes with one thousand dollars copay for emergency room visits.

(11:24):
He went to the eeer anyway, and he couldn't remove
the glue on his own, so that's I guess he
had to go there. They used to solve him in
an ointment to remove the glue, and after everything, the
medical bill was twenty two hundred dollars. He then asked
his brother in law to cover the cost, but that
guy refused. The husband writes that his wife is upset.
Her family thinks that he overreacted. No, I mean, here's

(11:46):
the thing. If you're gonna prank somebody, I mean, come on,
if you I don't think I don't think this guy's
overreacting at all. If you're gonna prank somebody and you
don't think it out and that, or if the prank
goes wrong and there's a twenty two hundred dollars bill
as a result of the pren you gotta pay. You
did the prank, you gotta pay the price. Like this
dude was his sleep, He know what, He didn't ask

(12:06):
for his belly button to get filled up. WHOA what?
You just took it somewhere else. But that's that's Hey,
I'm just I'm just telling you the headline. I am
reporting the news. I am a journalist. This man is
suing his brother in law after he filled his belly

(12:27):
button with super glue. Don't you agree? Though, there's no
there's no question here, like if you if you do
the prank and there is uh, you know damage. I
don't know if you dye somebody's hair and they can't
die it back or they want to die back and
then they got to go to the salon or you
you know, just you know, an every day prank. It's
only someone's belly button that was super glue and they

(12:48):
gotta go to the hospital. You gotta pay for that, right, Yes,
that's official pranking rules. Yeah, Like I don't know why
this is on him. This man was just sleep and
he didn't ask for you know, filled up belly.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
It's like so embarrassing to go to the er too,
like when they ask you what's wrong and if it's
not quote unquote normal, like that's embarrassing. Like my brother
in law gluede my belly button and I need you
guys to get it out.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
I would foul charges like straight to jail. Yeah, that's
the thing you have to see when you go to
the yar and they go, so, what happened here? You know,
like that, so what happened here? And then it's like
you got to explain. I told the story before, But
I have a friend who is a physician and during
medical training, he had a rotation in the emergency room.
I guess all doctors do. And he told me the

(13:36):
story because the story was more about empathy than it
was about what happened. But he was like, a dude
came in. I feel like every er doctor has the
same story, which just makes me wonder, like, have we
not sent the memo out about not doing this? But
apparently a dude had a glass coke bottle in his rectum.
M And that happens, right, That's what I'm saying, and

(13:57):
so and so they needed to know how it got
there because I guess how it got there might be
helpful into how to get it out. And I think
we all know how it got there. But the dude
was swearing up and down. Then he slipped and fell
on it, and then it lodged its way all the way,
and so he was this my doctor friend's telling me.
He's like, I was mad at this guy because it's like,

(14:19):
stop lying to me about how this happened, Like I
need to know how you got it up there, what
you use, what you did, because then I'm going to
use a similar method, hopefully to reverse it, because if
this thing breaks in there when we're taking it out,
then we have this serious pelvic surgery. Now now we
got to go through the stomach and we got it.
It's a whole big thing and we don't want to

(14:40):
have to do all that. So just tell me what
what were you doing and what you know, what are
you on and like what really happened here? And the
guy just insisted I slipped and fell on this thing
and it went there. And so as an er doctor,
I just can't imagine the things that you must hear.
But if you guys, I'm sure not quite that. But
if you guys ever had a prank go wrong?

Speaker 5 (15:01):
Yeah, I broke my toe because actually my friend ended
up marrying the dude who did it, which is hysterical.
But in college, they put a box like in the
middle of the street with a cinder block in it
on St.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Pattie's Day, knowing that like drunk people would kick it.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
I was the drunk person who tried to kick the
box out of the street and I broke my toe,
Oh my god. Yeah, yeah, and they thought it was
hilarious and your parents probably had to pay a medical.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Bill on that. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:26):
I mean I was on my dad's insurance at the
time because it was college. But yeah, like going into
the er, it's embarrassing. And then I was wearing a
boot in college from a prank.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Because that's the thing is it looks how did this happen?

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Right?

Speaker 1 (15:37):
You got to explain, Well, like I remember I went
to the ear as a kid. I we weren't tall enough.
We put the basketball rim at my friend's house down
as low as it would go, which I think was
like seven feet or eight feet I can't seven feet maybe,
but we weren't tall enough to dunk that at that
height at that point. So we had the brilliant idea

(15:58):
of jumping off of a bucket to them dunk the ball. Like, okay,
this is great, So this concrete and a basketball hoop,
how are we going to get up there? I know,
will jump off a little bucket, So obviously you know
what happens next. The bucket, you know, falls over when
I'm jumping and I land and I won't get into it,
but let's just say my fingernail was involved and it
was graphic and it was painful and it was terrible.

(16:21):
And then I have to run home and I'm like
ten years old. I have to tell my parents what
I did, and it's like, you're an idiot, and then
like I don't even know what to do with this,
So we go to the ear and then I have
to tell this guy. You know, my parents are like, well,
how'd you do that? And it's always the dumbest thing,
you know, or like the dude who shtreds his hand
cutting an avocado, you know, because he does the knife
thing or whatever. You know, how you can do that

(16:42):
where you can slice the avocado like in the in
the whatever it is right, and people cut their they
like sever tendons this way on their hand doing that,
and then you got to like imagine having go to
the r and be like, yeah, I need hand surgery
because I, you know, was trying to make a small
or something. You know, you just feel stupid, but yeah,

(17:04):
I think that that's prank rules. I would say, is
you gotta if you are guilty of if you are
the super glue filler up or then you got to
pay the price. I agree. Okay, good, we're all on
the same page about this. I just wanted someone just
text if someone oh god, if someone dies in a prank,

(17:24):
they'd have to go to jail. I mean, I guess
that's that's true, right, even if it's a prank, if
somebody gets that seriously hurt, you gotta go jail. So
I don't this is messed up. This didn't ask for that. No, no,
did you guys ever do the prank? It was like
a thing in my in college my freshman year in
the dorms, like when people were asleep if their leg
was kind of because we had bunk beds and we
would we would raise or actually I guess they were

(17:46):
like normal beds. One was on each side of the room,
because you know, college dorm rooms are like rectangular for
the most part, at least ours was. They were long
and rectangular. So in order to save space, you could
raise the beds and like basically put you know, they
come in and they would put like another set of
legs on it, so it was twice as high, so
you could put like your desk underneath it. Essentially it

(18:06):
made it a bunk bed, except with no lower bed.
So like if you're and a lot of guys would
sleep and like their foot would hang out or their
leg would kind of hang, you know, because out of
the sheet or whatever or the comforter, and and so
that it became this thing for a few weeks where
dudes would take a sharpie and they would draw on
your leg if it was exposed while you were asleep,
and you wouldn't necessarily know this happened. So if it

(18:26):
was like on the back of your leg, you'd walk
around with like whatever they drew on it, and and
you were wearing shorts, everybody would see it. Come on,
I walked around an entire day with a gigantic dog
along my cap. I knew exactly what they do on
your life, right, And I didn't know. I walked around
a whole day like this because I don't know. Look,
I don't look at the back of what is it

(18:47):
my shin or whatever. I don't look at that to
see if anybody drew on it. So I walked around
like this all day. Funny, I should have sued. I
should have sued. No for twenty two hundred bucks that
you guys ever had. He's kind of calen. Did you
guys ever had these kind of college shenanigans? Took it
and bring me at home.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
My brother used to do a lot of pranks, but
it was just like he was just mischievous. He was
just doing dumb stuff, like he would take a can
of oil shein or like hairspray and make a fire torch,
just like run walk past you and just light this
big fire and then like laugh and run off. He
used to pop out of closets and like scare everybody.
Like it was just Yeah, So those kind of pranks,
but nothing that would have ended in jail, because.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Get it, Yeah, why do people bring people?

Speaker 7 (19:32):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (19:32):
I still prank my boyfriend all the time. Gorank your boyfriend?
What do you do?

Speaker 5 (19:38):
So he was in our bedroom the other night and
he was like half asleep, and I snuck out on
the balcony through the other door and I just like
pounded really fast and scared him.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
I jump out and scare him when he comes home.
It's funny, I know, but it's fun I think he
went to pick up your dry cleaning and then here
you are just jumping out. I think I it's been
unpacking your bags and doing your laundry.

Speaker 5 (20:02):
Oh my god, no, I'm so mad at him. He's
banned from doing my laundry. Oh man, stop doing your
girls laundry.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Please. I agree with that. It's really upsetting. Okay, well,
I've never done my girlfriend's laundry. I don't have one.
But if I maybe that's part of the reason I've
never done it because I don't have one. But if
I did have one, I'm not doing the laundry. Please one.
I don't want to see what I don't. I don't
need to know, like you don't need to be looking
at my underwear and I don't need to be looking
at yours. But the other thing, more importantly, I don't know.

(20:29):
I don't know why you're so passionate about that, but
I'm really passionate about this. But the second thing is
I'd be afraid to mess something up, like like what
if what if I, like wash your braw and I'm
not supposed to, Or what if I wash your underwearing
correctly and then I write and then I dry it
correct and then those little chony is worth twenty five
dollars and I messed up a bunch of them, because
my all of our stuff, you know, and Jason can
attest to this, all of our stuff. It just literally

(20:51):
you can you just put it all in, all of
it at one time.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Yeah, A small colors, all fabrics, it on the bottoms
from the tops.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
That's the separating that I do. What does that happen life?
I don't know. But why do you do that?

Speaker 3 (21:07):
I don't know because I can't put the bottoms in
with the tops and it's too much. So I'm like, okay,
how do I separate this? In my head, the bottom's
going one and the top's going and.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Then the whites. What the hell? I don't even do that,
you guys, I know this is going to make a
lot of people shiver. I don't even separate the white.
Oh my god. Every second everything well sometimes it depends,
but but like every day just sort of whatever. Nah.
Everything goes in on cold and most things get dried,
and I know that bothers a lot of people.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Yeah, I dry everything and every single thing.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Yeah, d where am I gonna hang clothes you for?
So you have a house my home where I haven't
gotta clothes lunch. Well, now, as we learned, Mike the
mechanic has a home and Jason will not be able
to live happens to Mike, so there is Yeah, he
should get used to efficiency because that's probably what he's
going to need, you know. Exhlet's two the biggest stories

(22:03):
of the day after Rose in two minutes on the
Fread Show. Good morning, Glad you're here. The Fread Show
is on Frid's Biggest Stories.

Speaker 7 (22:12):
Of the Day.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
All right, So, more crazy weather across the country. Tornadoes
hit Texas and Oklahoma. Marty Gras has been disrupted in
New Orleans as a stormfront pushes east. I know somebody
who went to Marti Gras this week, and yeah, that's
what they're doing. It's like it's like a gale force
wins on for Marti Gras, which I don't know how
much fun that would be. No, I don't think I

(22:34):
would like it. But almost half a million customers were
left without power last night as a line of severe
weather swept across Texas, Oklahoma, Mississippi, Louisiana, and Alabama. What
tornadoes reported to have touchdown in Texas, Oklahoma, and Mississippi.
Some tornado warnings were issued in other states. They weren't.
There weren't any confirmed tornado touchdowns. Despite that, win Guster

(22:55):
reported in several states sixty miles an hour higher over
one hundred and forty reports of severe thunderstorm winds, damage
or reports of tornadoes that were received by the National
Weather Service win Gus this hid. Eighty seven miles an
hour were reported in Oklahoma, an eighty three mile an
hour went in Texas. The storms are bringing severe weather
to the East Coast today, so crazy weather all over

(23:17):
the place. Jason told me about this this morning because
he's our sports reporter, fully briefed on this. But Lebron
James became the first player in NBA history to score
fifty thousand combined ports points rather in the regular season
and postseason. This all happened last night. James passed the
mark with a three pointer early in the first quarter
of the Lakers game against the Pelicans of Pelicans of Pittsburgh.

(23:42):
Pittsburgh has so many teams.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
According to you, yeah, I know the water that's there
where the Pelicans fly over, you know, and.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
See in Pittsburgh. All the water in Pittsburgh, mean, there's
a river. It's a beach town. In case you didn't know,
oh boy, okay, family, So Lebron James, the forty year
old James already is the top scorer in NBA history
in both the regular season and the playoffs. Imagine this,

(24:08):
and we've got some some Disney loving folks on the show.
I know Paulina is one, but and Pauline is also
a mother. But a couple left behind a baby in
a blanket covered stroller at Disney so they could ride
a ride. Oh my god, that wasn't me. No, no,
no god, let's be clear. That was not Paulina. But
you like Disney, I do. Can you imagine You're like,

(24:30):
oh my god, We're at the front of the line.
What are we gonna do? We got to ride this ride.
We got this infant. We didn't think about this ahead
of time. Somehow we're just gonna leave him right here
by the exit and cover the stroller with a blanket
and go on the ride back in two minutes. What
possibly could happen? I think, and this is a hot take.

Speaker 8 (24:47):
Some people shouldn't procreate, And this is exactly why I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
That's how I feel. I don't think you should apologize.
I think that's I think it's very profound you think
you And.

Speaker 8 (24:55):
The thing is too It's like, I wouldn't even leave
my kid. And this is another hot take leave my
kid in the heart when I go to the gas station,
Like I'm not leaving my kid.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Nowhere, and you think it's a good idea. In a park,
the stroller was covered in a Spider Man blanket, and
then the stroller begins to move TikTok video. In the
comment section, the person who posted the video explains that
once she and her family noticed that the blanket was moving,
they reported it's nearby cast members, who immediately went to
the aid of the child. Viewers were shocked that a

(25:24):
parent and caregiver would consider leaving a child alone at Disney.
They haven't publicly addressed the video, and it's unclear what
happened next.

Speaker 5 (25:31):
I bet you didn't leave her person though, you know
what I mean? No, Like, that's crazy after that point,
that's a.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Really good point. They didn't leave their their wallet, they
didn't leave their watch, but just a child, that's that's crazy.

Speaker 9 (25:45):
I know.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
I agree with you. Some people probably don't need to
have kids.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
That's why I'm proud when people are like I don't
want kids. I shouldn't have kids, you know what I mean.

Speaker 8 (25:54):
I know if you say something like that, you truly know,
like that's a responsibility that I don't want, and that
is okay.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
I love that you know that. Yeah, but here's the
sad part. There's a lot of people I know who
don't want kids would be great parents. They're actually not
these ideas you would be a great parent, honestly, I
probably not something you say about yourself. I would be
a great dad. I don't want kids, but not because
I want to ride rides a Disney and the damn
kid gets in the way. You know, I hate it

(26:21):
when that happens. I'm trying to go to the bar
right now, and this kid keeps crying. This is terrible, unbelievable.
I'm gonna go on vacation, but I'll be right back
in a week, so everything will be fine. I feel
the same way about pet owners. By the way, there
are a lot of people out there that don't I
get it. Don't text up here. Well, I have every
right to do. Yeah you do, but you shouldn't. You know,

(26:43):
some people don't need a dog, some people don't need
a cat or a pet, and some people don't need
to have a child and it's okay. But you know,
if you're the kind of person that would leave your
dog for a week with a big bowl of food
and say it'll be fine, or if you're the kind
of person that leaves your child at the bottom of
the ride so you can go ride, probably didn't need it.
Thank you. That's the end of my PSA for today.

(27:05):
I know that Kailin was trying to get a hold
of this, and I have terrible news for you, Caitlin,
but the Pokemon Pokemon shaped flaming hot Cheeto cheetosard was
sold in an auction. It does kind of look like
a like a Pokemon character, but it's seemed like a
little plexiglass box. Eighty eight thousand dollars is what it
went for. I know that your max bet was max

(27:28):
bid was a eighty five thousand, so you must be
sad that you didn't get it. This is how you
tell me I lost the auction. Yes, I went to
sleep and I put my bid in no I know,
and you had whatever it is your eBay max whatever
it is, eighty five thousand, and I know you thought
that was going to get it done. But it turns
out this. It's literally a hot Cheeto that Paulina would
have eaten in two seconds if she'd seen it. I

(27:51):
hate to see her coming. It's a Pokemon shaped flaming
hot cheeto eighty eight thousand dollars. They're calling a cheetosard
three inch long, red hot puffy that, which is sometimes
what they call me. That somewhat resembles the fire breathing
Pokemon monster Charizard. Oh yeah, Charzar, I'm surprised you didn't

(28:11):
laugh at the that they call me a red hot
puffy snack. But anyway, I thought that was I thought
that was worth something. But anyway, Charisard is among the
original and most popular Pokemon in the franchise's long running
game and TV series. The Aging piece of processed corn meal, which,
when you say it like that, I don't really want
to eat a cheetoh anymore. The Aging piece of processed

(28:34):
corn meal aka at Cheeto comes attached to a custom
Pokemon card and is locked up inside a clear storage box,
likely to keep charz Ard or Cheetos art in this case,
from disintegrating in the elements. Bidding started at two hundred
and seventy five dollars, but is skyrocketed the winning bid
of seventy two gram plus the premium, So eighty seven

(28:55):
thousand dollars is how much this thing costs? Cheezew and
in how health news today, because you know, we do
a lot of health news around here, and we did
a similar story a few weeks ago. But I think
they've changed the parameters. Experts at the Mayo Clinic said
that push ups are a good measurement of muscular strength
and endurance. The exercising gauges most major muscle groups throughout

(29:15):
the entire body legs, abs, shoulders, back, at arms, and
based on age and gender. The Male Clinic gave a
target number for push up counts beginning with twenty five
year old men and women. So men should set a
goal to be able to do twenty eight push ups
at one time, and women should work towards twenty to
show a good fitness level. So for most of us
in the room, somewhere between twenty and twenty eight would

(29:41):
be a good indicator of your physical health if you
could do it. Do you think you guys could do?
The ladies in the room, could you do twenty push ups?
And the other thing I learned from Gideon a body
by Gideon, my personal trainer, who's a perfect specimen of
a human. I haven't been doing push ups right my
whole life. I've been doing like easy push ups. But
if you do proper form, they are so much harder.

(30:04):
And I assume this is talking about proper form, But
if you do them the way you're supposed to do,
with your back in the right position and like your
arms whatever, they are so much harder than the way
that I was doing them. But do you think you
could do twenty push ups?

Speaker 8 (30:16):
No?

Speaker 1 (30:16):
No, absolutely no, no. I have no upper strength like
I have none. I can't even do a pull up.
And it's different.

Speaker 8 (30:21):
I can't pull myself up, I can't push myself.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
I can't do nothing. That's right. I could do twenty
push ups. I can't do twenty pull ups, though, I
don't think I could do five pull ups. I don't
know why. I just have never been able to do that.

Speaker 8 (30:31):
Yeah, my husband has like that thing where like you
put yourself on, I hang there, get down.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
I can't. Well, your husband's a firefighter and so God
bless him. But you know, yeah, very different, Lord. Anyway,
So way to feel out of shape today. Everyone, it's
ash Wednesday, National absinthe Day, National Cheese Doodle Day. The
hell's a cheese doodle like.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
Those those snacks, Like it'd be a hot cheeto, a
regular cheeto, but it's all encompassing.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
It's all of the doodles. So it's National Aging Cornmeal Day,
That's what it is. Yeah, process aging Cornmile, National Slam
the Scam Day, which aims to help the public to
combat social security related scams. It's also National Dentist's Day
today as well, so it's very exciting. The Entertainer Report
Kalin has that next we'll get to blogs, audio journals.

(31:20):
Waiting by the Phone is new this morning. You don't
want to missist it about tech twenty minutes. Why did
somebody get ghosted? Will investigate me? It's the Fred Show
back in three minutes. Wrong on the radio and the
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Allen's Entertainment report is on the Fread Show.

Speaker 5 (31:36):
In the second episode of his family's reality show, Alex
Baldwin's wife Ilaria Baldwin contemplated, I'm saying, Alex, excuse me.
Contemplated at an ending his own life. After that, rushshooting
of cinematographer Helena Hutchins. Now, she says Hilaria that he's
been hospitalized multiple time, suffers from heart problems, has fainted
multiple times as a result of his guilt. Now, Helena's family,

(32:00):
Gloria Allred, who I'm sure you know that name, is
tearing into the TLC reality show, focusing on a specific
moment from the first episode, where his wife says, Helena
lost her life in the most unthinkable tragedy. A son
lost his mom. We're going to feel and carry this
pain forever. This will be a part of our family's story,
she says. They fail to mention the family story of
Helena's parents and sister, who are the ones in real

(32:23):
life that are forced to feel and carry the pain forever.
She also points out that Alec has never apologized to
Helena's family for his involvement in her death in twenty
twenty one and has taken no responsibility. Now, we talked
about this on the show before, but I wonder if
there's like a legal reason that he can't apologize. Fred,
I think you were the one to point that out,

(32:43):
But I would assume that that means that he's acknowledging
that he did it, and I don't know if his
lawyers would allow him to do that obviously. I'm sure
that's still very painful for the family. As you know,
his involuntary manslaughter charge was dismissed last year, but her family,
Helena's family is still fighting to hold him accountable in
civil court, with Gloria wanting to actually depose him. So

(33:03):
that would be a first, she says, Song overdue for
him to testify under oath about what really happened leading
up to her death.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
So, oh, the thing is so tragic, and I don't know.
I don't know enough about I mean, I haven't been
in a movie in several months, so I don't remember.
I haven't had a starring role. It's been a little slow,
right for Kaylin and I are off in movies together,
major motion pictures. Yeah, the last one you may have seen.
It is called Top Gun Maverick. But anyway, yeah, we started.

(33:31):
We started as aircraft mechanics. We were in the background.
You could have missed us if you blinked. But honestly,
if I'm an actor and you hand me a gun
as an actor, I probably would just assume it's not
a real gun, and I can do what I got
to do as an actor with the gun. So I'm
not saying you know anything about baldwins or if they're
good people or not or whatever, But I'm saying, like,

(33:52):
if I would just figure, like, you know, aren't there
people that aren't supposed to make sure this thing isn't
loaded or real or whatever else? I don't know. I
feel for the guy in this regard because there's no
possible way he could have thought that he was actually
going to hurt somebody, right, And a.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
Lot of like gun experts are citing, you know, everybody
who owns a gun gun knows you do this, and
you do this. But when you're on a movie set
and the armorer hands you a gun, I would do
the same thing. You know, it's another day at work.
I'm sure he's used those props before. So it's very,
very tragic, and I understand that her family probably wants
to put their grief towards something and feel like that

(34:27):
justice was served, but it seems very nuanced to me,
and I don't know if this show's going to help
her hurt them.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
To be completely honest, I still haven't watched it.

Speaker 5 (34:36):
But that is what has gone on the first two episodes,
and let's switch to something a little lighter, shall we.
Chapel Roone announced that she is dropping a new country
song called The Giver on March thirteenth, saying she grew
up listening to country and it was all around her
growing up in a small town in Missouri. She says
that it doesn't necessarily mean she's trying to make a
country album, even though she has a special place in

(34:56):
her heart for the genre and left the door open
to make more country in the future. Now correct me
if I'm wrong, But I think that was the one
she performed on snl okay.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
That songs a banger.

Speaker 5 (35:06):
I love it, I can't wait, And she had a
little cute like Gingham outfit on which has nothing to
do with the story, but I also want that.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
So the song is gonna be good and I hope
we play it. I know our box at This doesn't
seem that off brand to me.

Speaker 5 (35:20):
Oh okay, it does for me, just because I think
everything that she stands for and what people think sometimes
country uh stands for or tolerates.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
It surprised me in that way.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
But I don't know.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
It's a great like if you play a guitar at
this point, we should expect you to make a country
album at some point, like did you play I thought
she played a guitar. Maybe she can't, does she not?
I don't know. I haven't. I haven't. I haven't jammed
out with her in a while, so it's not about
a minute. Yeah, we used to be in a jam
band together, but never I never heard of play a
country song though.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
Yeah, well, okay, maybe she can play guitar, but the
song is a banger and I hope we play it.
If you miss any part of our show, it's a
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Speaker 1 (36:02):
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Speaker 5 (36:03):
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Speaker 1 (36:08):
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(36:31):
as you know, a lot of palooza. A lot of
people love Lallapalooza. And it's been announced officially. The dates
are out, which is a little bit late. Isn't it
the day again? July thirty first through August third? Oh no,
that's early. Wow. Yeah, But I don't mean late.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
I mean I thought the announcement usually normally like at
the end of the festival the year prior, they already
announced the date's right, Yeah, that's what I mold up was, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Because people were wondering, like, well, where is it? Is
it happening or what's the deal? You know, Lallapalooza. It
doesn't necessarily appeal to I love music. I love live music.
I just have an issue with crowds, people heat, the
outdoors sometimes public restrooms is so yeah, so a lot

(37:18):
of us. Not really for me, but a lot of
people get excited about it. But the question is, we
don't know yet who is going to be there. But
I can tell you that Post Malone will not because
he's playing Wrigleyfield in May, and Halsey will not because
she's playing Chicago in June. And I'm guessing the reason
that they're saying this is because they're either like and Jace,
you know more about this. But if you're playing in

(37:39):
proximity to a festival or another concert, then you know, like,
if they're booked in Chicago or they're booked at a
certain venue, then they wouldn't be allowed to be booked
within a certain period of time somewhere else because that
might affect ticket sales or is that how that goes.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
Yeah, it's like a radius clause basically, So it's in
their contract with whatever venue that they can't play anywhere
near there in a certain amount of time.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
It's usually like sixteen to ninety days. So yeah, And
so this is from a website called staged Hayes, which
I don't know how reputable that is or isn't, But
they're guessing who will be a lot of Polouza this year.
Highly likely on their list. Again, I don't know where
this is coming from, but I'll credit them. Avril Lavigne
highly likely, Bracy Abrams highly likely, a band called Half Alive,

(38:26):
Olivia Rudrigo they're saying is highly likely. Remy Wolf, Magdalena
Bay Yes, and John Summit they're saying, highly likely. Oh,
Rufus Desoul. Yeah, the Rufus is good. I know Keiki,
you're a huge fan. Yes, I guess a bunch of
toss ups. And again, don't know where this is coming from,

(38:47):
but I guess this is an a credible source. Charlie XCX,
Fallout Boy, Green Day, Sabrina Carpenter Tyler, the creator Vampire Weekend.
They're saying, those are toss ups.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Okay, I have a lore that I am making up
in my he of an idea of an artist. You
guys want to know, Yes, yes, I think I in
my head it might be Gaga, Like that's what I'm liked,
because there's an album.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Coming out this week. He does do festivals. Yeah, there
hasn't been announcement on a tour.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
She's doing a show in Mexico City that she just announced,
So maybe she's doing like a festival circuit this year.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
That could be huge. Again, no idea where these predictions
are coming from, but I will say what gives it
a lot of credibility is there's one comment, uh and
this is. This has been up for a little while,
so again maybe not. But uh one comment from a
guy named John Pork, and it says I promised to
lose my virginity if Charlie XCX comed cod, which I

(39:42):
think she I think I think the person I think
John Pork means s comes. But nonetheless, well it'll be
exciting for John made I'm dying summer well, and Calm
will lose her virginity. Finally, if Charlie XCX is it
is a lot of pollusive. But the dates announced and
I guess the lineup is is forthcoming. Not sure why

(40:03):
it took so long, but but yeah, speaking of which,
speaking of of concerts and tickets and things, Tate mccreay
tickets this morning. We also have Creed tickets the summer
of ninety nine and beyond festival two nights which the lineup,
that lineup is out and amazing. We have those this
morning and then tomorrow Thursday. Tickets take over the shape
the great tickets every single hour on the Fred Show.

Speaker 7 (40:27):
You've got to wait.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Freads Show is on the Hottest morning show, Good Morning Everybody, Wednesday,
March fifth, It's the Fread Show. Thank you for having
us on. We know you've been listening long and hard lately.
We appreciate that. We love you for it on the
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Hi Kalin, good morning, Fred, Jason Brown, Good morning to you, Caitlin, Hi,

(40:54):
Pauline It Hey Kiki, good morning show bees is We're waiting.
We're patiently waiting the birth of the of the Prince
baby boy. But Kiki and for Shelley today in the
showdown for the next couple of months. In fact, two
hundred bucks is the price, Hey, Kiki's two and oh
so far in the game, Yes, very nice, cheap Bella
Hamina is here on the phone and the text eight

(41:14):
five five five three five you can call it text anytime,
waiting by the phone. Why does somebody get ghosted? That's
brand new and next and the Entertainer report this hour
as well. What are you working on?

Speaker 5 (41:24):
K Well, Megan Markle waited till the last final moments
of her new show to throw shade at the Royal family.
And then I will also tell you who got naked
and showered with the producer of their documentary, which is
one way to do it.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Oh wow, okay, Okay, Also we're all I know, it's like,
oh well, all right, yeah, so that's that's coming up.
I'll stick around for that. So Kiki's out on Friday
because she's going to Arizona and Monday, right, and so,
so now we have another fill in for Jason, and
I guess we have to start that one over at

(41:58):
one hundred Bucks because that I don't know. I don't
we'll get there on Friday. I suppose we'll figure it out.
They're dropping like flies around here. But I talked to
my mom, MoMA Fred last night, and she says, apparently
there's some form of meetup being planned between she and
Kiki because they're having an entire sidebar conversation that doesn't
involve me. That's right. And apparently you guys, are you

(42:18):
actually trying to see each other? Yes, we are.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
I can only tell you so much, so I have
to be careful with my answers. Okay, it's very top
secret because she was telling me.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Things about you. I didn't know last night, so I
don't keecky for a long time. But apparently my mom
is way closer with you. Than I am. So you know, listen, well,
of the two of us, you've invested in the right one.
She's of the two of us, she's the way better one.
So if you're going to bank on anybody, Mom of
Fred is the one, because if you ever want to
reprimand me, just call her and tell her. Just do

(42:49):
what Paulina did. Do and call my mom when you're
mad at me, and then my mom will call me
and yell at me on your behalf that's right, and
then your hands are clean, which is Napolina does in
her marriage.

Speaker 9 (43:01):
So yeah, they talk better than they These are the
radio blogs on the Fred Show.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
It's like running in our diaries, except we staying them aloud.
Speaking of Kiki, it's your blog, go all right, dear blog.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
I don't know if this has been happening to anyone else,
but I keep getting calls from like these numbers and
they pop up, and it's always like New York, LA,
Houston's big cities, right, And so every time I see
a number pop up, I'm like, this is it? You
know what I'm saying, Like this is Oprah, She's she's
coming to get me. You know, this is Chris Jenner

(43:36):
it's my time always. Why are you so thirsty to
get the hell out of there?

Speaker 7 (43:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Something we Saturday did. No, I'm gonna take you out
with me. It's like an expansion, you know what I'm saying. Oh,
we just signed on not North Dakota. Why would you
ever want to leave this?

Speaker 9 (43:48):
Now?

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Come on, this is we are on a rocket ship
to the moon. Listen, I'm not leaving anything. I don't
give checks back, Okay, I just want to add more checks.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
So in my mind that is profound. I'm starting to
rept you again. But I don't give checks back. Yes,
we don't do that. You gotta take my check. I'm
not giving it back.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
But it's every time I see these numbers pop up,
I convince myself that this is the moment and I
must answer this call.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
If no one ever so, yes, not yesterday, but the
day before this California number popped up and it said Calabasis.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Oh this is Chris Jenner.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
That is my time.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Like, come on, my names start with a K all
her other kids names. This is time, you know.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
I'm like, Kylie made enough money, Kim, you know, and
now it's time for her to invest don't know this.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
So I answer the call and it's like I don't.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Even want to do an impersonation, but it was like
a little man who didn't speak to every day English,
is this Makeitha?

Speaker 1 (44:50):
And I'm like, sir, like, why are you playing on
my phone?

Speaker 6 (44:52):
I to you?

Speaker 4 (44:54):
I'm so mad.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
And I know as soon as they said Makeitha, you
knew it one christ Jes, I'm like, she would never
call me that.

Speaker 9 (45:02):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
So It's just it bothers me though, because I get
so worked up and I answer these calls, and it
seems like the more I answer the calls, the more
calls I get. So now go Houston, in LA, in
New York. It's never who I'm looking for. It's never
jay Z, Like nobody's ever coming to get me.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
So yeah, I don't know. Am I the only weird
all that as I don't get calls. That's the thing
is I don't When I get the random calls, they're
never from major metropolitan cities. Is always from like Poughkeepsie.
And I'm like, okay, I don't know anybody in Fort Madison,
Iowa anymore so unless my great grandma is alive and
I didn't know it, so I don't know. It's but no,
I guess what if I saw That's a good one though.

(45:42):
If I saw La or New York in this business,
I would answer the phone, yeah, because you just never know.
But now and you answer the phone, it's like, Hey,
we're calling to talk to you about your car's extended warranty. No,
this is my big break. No, they're supposed to be
Ryan Seacrest calling me. What are you doing? Exactly?

Speaker 5 (45:59):
She's picture her e true Hollywood story and they'll go
back on the moment and she's describing it.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
She's like, you know, my phone was faced down, I
heard it ring.

Speaker 5 (46:07):
I saw it was Calabasas, and you know in her
confessional interview.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
That's how I picture it all happened. And it's never that.
It's never that. So I don't know. I used to
fake those interviews in front of a mirror. Oh for
my true Hollywood story? You would you forgot about that?
Nothing less surprising than that from from Kaylen, But you would.
You would? You would actually act out your own like
somebody would. You would give the responses.

Speaker 5 (46:32):
Yeah, I would, And I literally like block that out,
I think until I just said that Takiki and I
remembered like I sat in a chair and was pretending
like I was fully doing interviews.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Girls. Let's let's roll play right now, Caitlyn, let's role play.
So tell me about the moment when when you met
with Fred and A and a small bald Jewish man
named Jonathan Shapiro at a bar in Chicago for your
for your official interview for your big break in uh
in syndicated radio.

Speaker 5 (47:01):
It was very it was very professional, and you know,
I was nervous walking in dressed nice. It was a
bar called Dublin's. I believe it was high stakes in there.
There was also a man named Jason Brown. I met
and we talked about how hot Sam Hunt was and
then we all got insanely hammered.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
And it changed my life. That was really good. I'm crying.
I have one single tear.

Speaker 5 (47:31):
And then and then and then I'll say, and the
rest was history, and you know, and then we'll go
into a break and it'll it'll start.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Wow, that was really good. I can tell you practice
I hate myself so much. You can I hate myself too,
but thankfully we have love for each other, so we
prop each other up. It's fine. I will say I
did hang up on the on the very first person
to ever offer me a radio job. I didn't think
it was real. I hung up. Yeah, yeah, dude, name

(47:59):
a dude named Alex. Time. I had a fake I've
told the story thousand times. But I had a little
college radio show, which, again, if you've heard this before,
Southern Methodist University in Dallas, they doesn't have is they
don't have a radio station. There's no transmitter. It doesn't
broadcast anywhere. You basically are in a room, and if
you're in the third stall in the men's bathroom in

(48:20):
the student center, you might be able to hear it
if you really focus, because that's the only place that
it airs. Anyway, long story short, they got wind of
this little radio show and they were like, hey, send
us a tape of that. And this is Dallas, right,
this is market number five. It's a very large media market.
I would have no people work their whole career to
get on the radio in Dallas. I would have no
business as somebody who'd never done this being on the

(48:41):
radio Dallas. So I made a fake tape. It took
me like eight hours to make two minutes of audio
that sounded what I thought it was fire by the
time I was done with it and now here, they
thought it was just a little sampling of what I do.
They didn't know that it took me eight hours to
fake this thing, and I sent it to them, and
a couple days later, my phone rings and it's like, hey,
is this I was Big Fred and they go is

(49:02):
this Big Fred? And I go yeah, and they go, hey,
is Alex Valentine from the radio station. And I thought
it was all my fraternity brothers pranking me. So I'm like,
all right, you're an a hole and I hung up
on the I called him an a hole and I
hung up on him. And then he calls back and
he was like, is this how you treat everybody who's
trying to get you to come down here about a job?
And I was like, oh, you're serious, And I went

(49:23):
down there. That's a great story for your true Hollywood stories.

Speaker 10 (49:27):
I can see it.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Yeah, until I fell into a deep Pop Rocks addiction
and I had, Yeah, I had a serious Red Bull addiction,
and it took me down and I almost lost that upport.
I'm trying to think of the most ridiculous reason why
because I'm not a I'm not a drug guy. So
I'm trying to make it up. What would be the
most insane reason that I would have almost blown my
big break? I don't know. Maybe it's calling the guy

(49:48):
an ale. That's probably pretty good. Yeah, I think. Or
you're the first person to ever owe deon weed. Wow? Yeah, yeah,
I was too. I was too scared to do weed
in college. I was too scared to do I I'm
such a was. It's ridiculous, don't you drugs you should
not Yeah, right, drugs don't. Don't do it. Yeah, I had.
I had a serious gummy addiction that they were gummy bears,

(50:13):
the horrible kind.

Speaker 7 (50:14):
You know.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
It's like I just I couldn't stop eating them so much.
I wasn't able to go to work and do my thing. Yeah. No,
what would be your true Hollywood story, Kiki? Would you
tell the story about your upbringing and your and you're
being raised by your big sister? What would be your angle?

Speaker 7 (50:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (50:28):
All of that.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
But then, like my dream is for my tell all book,
I don't really care about the each Yeah, I can't
wait to tell the tell all book is going.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
It's going to break the internet. You know what I'm saying.
By the way, when you write that book, be sure
and remember who didn't want you to have the three
thousand dollars if you win. Oh oh, Jason, there's a
chapter for us all. I'm sure I heard that. And
by the way, in the book, by the way, Jason's
gay people will be shocked when they learned that waiting

(51:00):
by the phone? Why did somebody get ghosted?

Speaker 7 (51:02):
You?

Speaker 1 (51:02):
And next after Sabrina Carpentering too ever been left waiting
by the phone, It's the Fred Show. Hey, Tim, good morning,
Welcome to the program. How are you?

Speaker 7 (51:15):
Oh man, I'm just super frustrated. I thought I went
on a really awesome date last week, and she's just
not She's just not getting back to me. She's a ghosting.
I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
All right, Well that's frustrating, So why don't you tell
us to listen? How did you meet? Tell us about
any dates you've been on, and then where things are now?

Speaker 7 (51:35):
Yeah, I mean we met on Bumble, you know, and
we went out and after you know, talking for texting
or whatever for a week on Bumble, we decided to
go out and we just got drinks and I thought
it was. It was super fun. I thought it was
just really you know, talked, had good conversation that learned
any walls or anything, you know, Like I thought I

(51:57):
had some good sons.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
But because you can sometimes tell when you're out with
somebody if you're conversing and the conversation's labored, or you know,
if you go if you bring up a topic that
gets weird or awkward or whatever, but you're saying like
everything was just kind of natural and flowing, and that's
usually a good sign.

Speaker 6 (52:14):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Okay, all right, well let's see if we can figure
out what's going on. We're gonna call this woman Sophie.
You'll be on the phone at the same time. I
want you to jump in at some point, but we're
gonna ask some questions before that and see if we
can figure out what's going on. And the hope, as always,
is that there's something going on here we can straighten
out and then set you up on another date and
pay for that. Sound good. You've got to hear what
happens next Part two of Waiting by the phone right

(52:38):
after Bruno bars back in three minutes, it's that fread
show don't move everyone. Thanks for waking up with us.
The Freends Show is on. Hey Tim, All right, let's
call Sophie. You guys met on bumble and you went
on a date and you thought the date was amazing,
You thought the conversation was good, you thought the attraction
was there. You were into her, you were excited about this,

(52:58):
and yet you've reached out for another date since then
and you have not heard from her, no response, text, calls, whatever, nothing. Okay,
let's call Sophie. Figure this out right now, good luck?

Speaker 6 (53:16):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Hi is this Sophie. Yes, hey Sophie, good morning. My
name is Fred. I'm calling from the Fred Show, the
Morning radio show, and I have to tell you that
you are on the radio right now, and I would
need your permission to continue with the call. Can we
chat for a second, would you mind?

Speaker 6 (53:32):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Well, thank you. You can hang up any time. But
we're calling on behalf of a dude who says you
met you on bumble. His name is Tim. Do you
remember meeting Tim?

Speaker 6 (53:41):
Oh? Oh boy, yeah I do. This is a little
on a pocket.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
What's going on? Oh wow? Well, I mean that's fair
to say. But he called us and he told us
that you guys have met on Bumble and went on
a date. He thought the date went great and was
excited to see you again, but says that he hasn't
been able to get a hold of you. We obviously
had no trouble. You picked up in like two rings.
So what's going on? Why haven't you called him back?
Why don't you want to see him again?

Speaker 6 (54:09):
Well, I guess things like this are facing point, But
I can go ahead and walk you through one of
the creepiest experiences I think I've ever had.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Wait minute, So you're saying this date was one of
the creepiest experiences that you've ever had.

Speaker 6 (54:22):
The aftermath of the date, oh definitely.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Okay, Wow, what happened?

Speaker 6 (54:27):
Well, I mean, everything was fine when we match some Bumble.
The back and forth of our conversation was really nice,
which is really rare for Bumble. That's kind of like
a watery hole of creatures of the night. So I thought, Okay,
somebody nice and normal, who's having a real conversation with
me the date.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
I'm sure the Bumble people appreciate that. By the way,
I'm sure there it's a it's a watering hole for
creatures of the night. Night copyright you Bumble twenty five.
I can see it now on a billboard. I think
that that kind of what our show is is a
watering hole for creatures of the night. And I mean
that in the finest way possible and the nicest, kindest way.
So okay, So what happened?

Speaker 6 (55:09):
Yeah? Date, super fun. After the date though, that's the
nick out really weird. The day after the date, he
asked for my email and he already had my phone number.
People don't really ask for emails, you know, But okay, sure,
he said he had a surprise for me. Fine, like
out the email, that's all. When it took a really

(55:30):
dark turn. The subject line was I picture a future
with you. Whatever could that possibly mean?

Speaker 1 (55:38):
So inspie the email, I kid you go.

Speaker 6 (55:41):
He had a power point. Now what could that power
pipe possibly mean?

Speaker 7 (55:45):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (55:47):
I clicked on that power point and I was absolutely shocked.
This guy actually made a power point using AI photos.
Mind you you show us what our life would be
like together?

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Stop. So this dude went to like chat GPT and
he typed in like, you know, me and Tim and
Sophie together forever or something, okay, and then he sent
this to you in a little organized manner. So what
sort of images did he No, did he have a
I make of the two.

Speaker 6 (56:20):
Of you the entire play by play? Engagement photos? Oh yeah,
oh yeah, wedding photos. I will say he picked a
really nice stress for me.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (56:34):
Yeah, pregnancy.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Oh wow wow? Okay, share the kids. Now you're married
with you have yeah, boy or girl?

Speaker 7 (56:47):
Boys?

Speaker 6 (56:47):
Say the girl?

Speaker 1 (56:48):
The girl you know?

Speaker 6 (56:49):
Questionable? You know, maybe she's a late bloomer. She'll come
into it.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
The kid making one of the AI children know that
you would have together. Okay, wow, So wedding kids.

Speaker 6 (57:03):
There was a cat, a caligo named Pebble, a cat.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
You own a cat now too? In AI world with
this guy who you went on one day with from
Bumble absolutely wow wow wow? Okay, I mean way to hate,
way to have vision, you know. Let me say something here.
A lot of women complain that guys don't know what
they want. This guy quite clearly knows what he wants.

Speaker 4 (57:25):
This is not what we mean.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
This is not what we mean. Let me bring Tim
into this, the AI master. I wow, Tim, you didn't
mention when you said the things that she was to
responding to you. You didn't mention this fantasy world that
you created at the two of them in a PowerPoint presentation.
I mean, what was the issue with that? What was

(57:49):
the issue? I think there are kind of a lot
of issues actually go.

Speaker 6 (57:54):
Ahead that he have to ask that is an issue.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
I mean, is that normal behavior for you to create
of fantasy world with someone you just met, including pictures
of events that didn't take place.

Speaker 7 (58:05):
Well, I mean, it was just like a joke, you know.
I mean, I know we're not married, I know we
don't have kids. It was just like, you know, hey,
like I see this getting serious, you know if if.

Speaker 11 (58:16):
You're in It took a long time though, no no,
no chack ebt and the new program that I had
it took like twenty five minutes. But I don't I
don't know that I would say to somebody after a
first date all that stuff anyway, not to mention creating
the fake pictures of what.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
All that would look like like. I think a lot
of people would be alarmed if you told them after
the first date that you saw a future, you know,
having kids and buying a cat with them. I think
that people might that might be a little abrasive for people.
But then you you went ahead and took the extra
step of creating the images.

Speaker 7 (58:50):
Well, I didn't create the images they I did. Well,
is a cat really abrasive? I mean the pretty pretty
cup creatures?

Speaker 1 (58:56):
I thought, why. I think it's the purchasing of the
cat combined with the kid. It's who's you've named? And yeah,
right right, I think that. You know, it's kind of
like plug and play.

Speaker 6 (59:10):
You know, It's like I have, you know, an image
of what I want in my life.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
And I'm just you know, getting this person to see
if they go along with that. And this guy, you know,
Tim is just vision board. How is that any different
than putting a picture of a Ferrari on your on
your mirror. The man wants to you know, aspire to
have a Ferrari, except this time he's uh, the Ferrari
is is Sophie, and he made fake images of the
children that they don't have. So I look oriented is normal?

(59:42):
The man is focused, The man knows what he wants.
I uh, I may be changing my mind about this.
So many normal things.

Speaker 7 (59:52):
What what what I mean?

Speaker 6 (59:54):
People gotta you know, they gotta stand out.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Right, Like you don't know her middle name, bro, you
just met her. Don't need that for I'm silly. Yeah,
AI is out of control. I would look your your
your imagination has taken you know, kind of gotten the
best of you here. And I think again, I feel
like if you communicated these things to her after a
first date, that that in itself would spook a lot

(01:00:18):
of people, because even though you have good intention, you
just met, now you went ahead and created fake pictures
of this. I don't suppose you have them like in
frames in your house or anything like, you haven't taken it.
Is that? What can you imagine like if she went
over to his house and like that side is the
picture of Uh? Actually, I think I just did give you. No,
I don't I don't have any I don't have any friends.

(01:00:38):
That would be weird. That would be you have Okay,
that weird, Sophie. You haven't said much. Are you just
frightened her? I mean, I don't mean it's it's supposed
to be cute. Why are you yelling? A this is
not cute.

Speaker 6 (01:00:55):
This is a thing that documentaries murder mysteries on Netflix.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
For me, though, yeah, this is how well that's good.
That's certainly not that. Okay, I'm gonna ask the question.
Oh no, I think you should totally understand why this is.
No one's murdering anybody. But I think you may have
murdered your chances of going out with her again. But

(01:01:22):
I have to ask the question. That's what I'm paid
to do. Do you, Sophie, would you like to go
out with him again? You know, he was a little
he came in a little hot with the AI images
of the two.

Speaker 6 (01:01:33):
Of you together and any more AI images if.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
You don't like them, see, he won't send anymore. How
about that?

Speaker 11 (01:01:38):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:01:39):
Agreeing to jet Chat whoa, I can't even say it.
According to chat GBT, I will not be going on
a second date.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Oh see, she asked chat GPT too, and chat even
chat GPT is like, well this is weird. This is
a weird use of me. That's what chat geft said. Okay,
all right, look so it's not going to work out, Tim,
I'm sorry. Look you sound like a sweet guy. It
was a little aggressive. He spooked her, so I might
be mindful of that moving forward. But good luck to
you and Sophie. Thanks for answering. Good look to you
as well.

Speaker 6 (01:02:06):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Really quickly. Meyra wants to shout out her son Justin
the Welder, Justin the Welder. Happy birthday to Justin the
Welder from uh Mayra and show Biskiky is up next
to eight five five five one three five. You want
to take her on call now two hundred bucks. She's
two and oh filling it for show Bi Shelley And
is it true, Paulina, you were in the lab and
we have something new. I was in the lab and

(01:02:32):
I got something for you guys.

Speaker 6 (01:02:33):
So check it out.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
Hey, yeah, er report the show.

Speaker 5 (01:02:39):
That's the real show business right there, right, but first,
Megan Marko threw some light shade at the Royal family
by celebrating her new chapter at the end of her
new Netflix show called With Love Meghan. During the final
moments of the eight episode series, the Suits, alum makes
a speech at a party that she was hosting and
thanks for better half Prince Harry and her mom Doria
and others for their support as she takes on this

(01:03:00):
rebrand aka from Princess to whatever she's doing now some
sort of lifestyle situation. After gushing about her fresh start,
she describes the move back to show business as part
of a creativity that she has so badly missed. As
you know she did have to say goodbye to her
acting career, even her own Instagram when she became a
full time royal by marrying Prince Harry in twenty eighteen.

(01:03:21):
Of course, they then infamously step down in twenty twenty
from their royal duties. At another point in the show,
she speaks about how things that are broken are still beautiful.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
They can be fixed, sealed, and healed.

Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
And she's been very open about her mental health struggles,
admitting that she even wanted to take her own life
to Oprah when she interviewed her in twenty twenty one.
After all that criticism she got as a new royal.
In the show, which is getting mixed reviews, she says
she finally feels back at home in California. By the way,
this new hosting how To show is a part of
the couple's one hundred million dollar Netflix deal. After that

(01:03:54):
docuseriies Polo kind of underwhelmed viewers, and this is the
story I tease, and this is why I love Anita.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
She is wild as hell.

Speaker 5 (01:04:01):
So the Brazilian pop star gets very intimate with the
director of her new Netflix documentary, Larissa The Other Side
of Anita, which draps tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
I cannot wait. She quite literally strips.

Speaker 5 (01:04:11):
Down naked in the documentary and takes a shower with
her film's director and childhood friend, Pedro can tell Mo
and he explains early on that Anita, whose real name
is Larissa, reached out to him wanted him to do
the documentary because he knew her before she got famous.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
He went on to explain that he had a.

Speaker 5 (01:04:30):
Crush on her when he was younger, and she wanted
to exploit that for the documentary.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
In one scene, she says, strip down, get in the shower,
I'm gonna wash you, and so he sets.

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
The camera.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
The way you said that was one time. That sounds
like the to Catch a Predator narrator. Right, stripped down
and set up the camera. I'm going to wash you now, lemonade.

Speaker 5 (01:04:56):
He's a man with a pulse and it's Anita, so
he of course sets the camera up, gets in the shower,
it gets foggy, she steams it up. She's real naked,
and then he tries to wash her back and she says, no,
I know how to shower. It's you who doesn't know. So,
oh wow, that's out tomorrow. What She's a wild time,
and I love her. By the way, but if you
missed any part of our wild show, you can search

(01:05:17):
the Friend Show on demand on the free, new and
improved iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Also, please set us as a preset. Okay, how sexy,
get in the shower as I prepare to wash you. O. Hey, listen,
I know we have new friends, so I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:05:31):
Not doing it as spicily as I may have done.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
That story in the past. Okay, well, I don't know why,
because at this point it's like whatever, just do you
you know what I mean?

Speaker 6 (01:05:41):
You be you me?

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
Okay, No, don't be scared. By the way. Speaking of
new friends, you know we've expanded this show. We still
only have thirteen listeners. It's kind of crazy. We have
expanded the show. We welcome on Mine not North Dakota
this week, which she you know, I mean, come on,
come on, come on? Yeah, I know. Z ninety four
is the station there. If anyone's listening in mind not
you want to send us a TXT eight five five
five one three five and will shout you out. I

(01:06:03):
was just curious. You know, Norfolk. We don't hear much
from Norfolk, but you know, just say how to say
to Norfolk if you if you're listening, you can we'll
shut you out. Yeah, say hi to us. We say
how to you? I mean, you know, just just kind
of hoping for the best. The fingers crossed on that
one yet, you know, I don't know, you know, we're

(01:06:23):
doing the thing. I mean, shout out to h the
original thirteen in Chicago. But we're trying to grow this
thing so we can keep this thing. Yes, anyway, so
just say hi to us if you would, and we'll
say head back eight five five three five. Ladies and
Gentlemen Showby's Kekey has any intro now, Yes, sir, Ladies
and Gentlemen Showby, Is Shelley about to have a baby

(01:06:44):
any minute now? She's out for a couple of months,
you know, having a baby. Boy and Ladies and Gentlemen
the debut of the Showbiz Kekey Interest Show. Do you
have what it takes to battle?

Speaker 6 (01:07:00):
K know?

Speaker 4 (01:07:02):
That's right?

Speaker 7 (01:07:13):
Yes, that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
She gave what she gave, which you eat it up.
I don't know why. I don't know why. I was
expecting just a little more, you know you did that
said hold on, hold on, I'm sorry, but you know,
just just one more time man on a shold on,
you have what it takes to battle. U can't with

(01:07:45):
the king.

Speaker 4 (01:07:47):
I know that's right, and it's andre.

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
And first of all, Pauline, I don't know if you
turn it all the way up on that or what.
I could barely hear my own thoughts. Oh boy, oh
this is amazing. We got landing from mine on. We
got uh Annie, Annie, we got we got Mexico this morning.
I didn't know we were in Mexico. They'll tell us tomorrow, honestly, yeah, yeah,

(01:08:23):
someone will. Someone will send us a message tomorrow and say, hey,
guys are on a cancuon now?

Speaker 4 (01:08:27):
Period? What up to my sister?

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
Who's there right now? Oh oh wait, wait a minute,
that is your sister? Never mind anyway, so shout out, Uh,
this is great. Let me see here, who is this person?

Speaker 6 (01:08:41):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
I love it. It was I love it. I love it.
And Raleigh has this so on this morning grass, shout
out to you guys. Thank you so much. Come come one,
come all. Everyone is welcome and everyone is is needed. Frankly,
but that was that was very nice, guys. Well done,
I guess I thought when when Paulina said she got
in the lab I guess I thought she was include
it in that, but I guess no, that's okay. Would

(01:09:02):
you I love it? Would you like me to do that?

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
I love it? Hey, Nick, Nick, good morning? Turn Nick on? Nick, Nick,
I'm gonna turn yeah in the helm. We gotta turn
turn it on. I know, I know, good morning, I.

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
Know, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
Nick, boy, Yeah, I know. It's it's It's a lot,
isn't it.

Speaker 7 (01:09:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:09:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
Oh boy, Nick is speechless. Tell us about you, Nick.

Speaker 4 (01:09:32):
I'm twenty one years old and I'm heading into job
right now. I just got hired there and I'm a
transitation manager for just this company.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
Hey, congratulations on that. We're happy for you. But two
hundred bucks is surprise. You take it on, Kiki. She's
two and zero in the game and she fills in
for show. But Shelley, let's go, guys, all right, let's go.

Speaker 6 (01:09:49):
Good luck.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
Thanks, that's right, all right, all right, with all due respect, Kiki,
get the heck out question number one for you, my man, Nick,
And if you listen to this, oh you have all
the answers. Carl Dean, the husband of this country legend,
has sadly passed away after being married to her for
nearly sixty years. Paris Hilton says an iconic actress will

(01:10:13):
play her in a TV adaptation of her memoir What
Is the Name of the reality show she starred in
with Nicole Richie when Nick wasn't born three two? Yeah,
this is Nick. You get a pass on this one
because you I don't even know if you were thought
in your parents' brain. The manager for this NFL team

(01:10:34):
compared winning the Super Bowl to hooking up. Okay, what
team won the Super Bowl? The manager? What do you mean? Manager?
You mean the head coach?

Speaker 6 (01:10:49):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
I thought it was the team manager who said it.
Don't well, I don't know what the team managed anyway,
doesn't matter. That's what called them. So I don't know
who that.

Speaker 10 (01:10:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
Managers usually a baseball term. But anyway, yeah, well yeah,
never again, never again, Caitlin. Rumors are once again swirling
that Kevin Durant and Angel Res are dating what are
they both known for? Basketball, and Prince Harry's wife seemingly
threw shade at the Royal family in the final moments

(01:11:19):
of her Netflix show We just said the story namer
that's four right. Yeah, I don't think we're gonna have
to pay Kicky any money, but we'll see Kiki. Yes,
bad news? What four?

Speaker 7 (01:11:34):
Oh? I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
Oh man?

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
All right? Okay? You ready? No, yes, okay. I want
you to focus because I really want you to go undefeated.
But we really need to focus here. You ready? Okay?
All right? Carl Dean, the husband of this country legend,
has sadly passed away after being married to her for
nearly sixty years. Do pardon it's correct? Paris Hilton says,
an iconic actress will play her in a TV adaptation

(01:11:58):
of her memoir What is the name of the reality
show she started with Nicole Ritchie? Three? Future Life with
a rich in Fame, one Future Life and famous She

(01:12:19):
watches TikTok while driving a car every morning. Okay, it
was called The Simple Life, The Simple Life, So you
got to get these three? So come on?

Speaker 5 (01:12:29):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
The manager for this NFL team compared winning the Super
Bowl to hooking up. What team won the Super Bowl? Oh?
The Philadelphia Eagles. There you go. Rumors are swirling the
Kevin Durant and Angel Reese are dating. What are they
both known for? Basketball? Yep? And finally, suspenseful, Prince Harry's

(01:12:55):
wife seemingly threw shade at the Royal family in the
final moments of her Netflix show name her Megan Marko. Boom,
that's a four. That's a tie. That's a tie. So Nick,
you got to come back tomorrow, but you may have
earned yourself an extra fifty bucks. I hope your new
job will allow it. All right, awesome, I'll be here,
okayod hey, I have a great today. Hang on one second,

(01:13:16):
are woo oh? That made me nervous. Honestly, this is crazy.
Which one they did get wrong? Simple mainly because he
wasn't born yet, but he was. So two hundred and
fifty bucks is the price tomorrow and Nick is back
and uh, you know it just for pust not Pusteria,
because it's it's not going anywhere, but just one more time.

(01:13:38):
It's like, hold on, do you have what it takes?
You can't with the cake.

Speaker 3 (01:13:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:13:47):
That's right?

Speaker 4 (01:13:48):
There is?

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
Yeah, head, okay, all right, well that was excellent. That
it's excellent. I can't wait for tomorrow. Two fifty So
you didn't lose, so the street continues, and remember if
you go undefeated as you claim you can do, Kiki,
and I'm beginning to believe it's possible. Mammy too, you

(01:14:10):
get all that money?

Speaker 7 (01:14:11):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
I need this money man. Okay. The Game Show Wednesday continues.
Next Definitely gonna beat Paulina Basic Trivia game and Kiki
Karaoke will do the entertainer report fun fact in headlines.

Speaker 9 (01:14:21):
Next More Fread Show, Next The Fread Show. Do you
have what it takes to battlesh?

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
You're definitely gonna be Callina Battle not today, Okay, Pauline,
are you ready? Yeah, let's do it. First time to
sing your song to start the game. Go, and I
gotta sing my.

Speaker 8 (01:14:44):
Song and be on beats because otherwise I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
Just say whoa.

Speaker 4 (01:14:51):
Mixed though?

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
Call me up Blevar Ball. I think that's his name,
the Ball family. That song is so catchy though I
hate to say it. It is, I really dos in
my head all right? Uh Lea, it is it? Lee
or Leah Leah?

Speaker 9 (01:15:10):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
Good morning, how are you?

Speaker 9 (01:15:12):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
Good morning, welcome to the show. We're great. We're so
happy to have you tell us about you. I have
a dog and a cat and I'm getting married this September. Congratulations,
thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:15:31):
Yeah, and I'm a nurse.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
Okay. Well, hey, and thank you for being a nurse.
We appreciate that. I love I love anybody who when
I ask them to tell, you know, to tell about
themselves and they start with the dog and the cat
and then they get to the fiance later, Like I
love I love that we start with the animals and
then the people come second. It's the right order. I agree,

(01:15:53):
I agree completely. So general now it's trivia against Paulina.
We just made this up. A couple of years ago.
You were filling in for Shelley, and then people were like,
we got to keep doing that, so every Wednesday we
made it a part of Game Show Wednesday. Paulina, are
beautiful little little Mati Polsa, just our little I mean,
I don't even know, Paulina. What do they call you?

(01:16:19):
They called me? They call me that too? What is it?

Speaker 4 (01:16:21):
Little?

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
They called me the same thing. Yeah, they've been saying
that for years. Okay, so let's play the game. Five
general knowledge questions against Paulina. Good luck, all right, good luck,
all right, Paulina. You gotta leave the room. Going to
the sound bo poof trip she goes here we go.
Question number one for you, Leah, what is the date

(01:16:46):
of Saint Patrick's day? What is the date? Three? I
would have missed them. Yeah, I would have missed them.
Which popular candy has the slogan melt in your mouth,
not in your hand. They also call me that on

(01:17:06):
the street.

Speaker 6 (01:17:07):
Okay, in your hand?

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
Three?

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
I'm oh my good guess which late activist known for
freeing enslaved people using a network of homes known as
the Underground Railroad has a birthday today? Oh my gosh? Three? No?

Speaker 6 (01:17:30):
Two?

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
You know her? Okay? Two? Left? You got this complete?
This expression. If a person is distracted, they may have
their head in the blank.

Speaker 6 (01:17:46):
Ud okay.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
And severe weather is affecting parades in New Orleans this week?
What is the city celebrating martyr?

Speaker 7 (01:18:00):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
To four? That's a very nice job. I were bringing
Paulina back from the boof poof. Okay, it's funny question
number four. I was just before I even looked at
the question that was going to describe Paulina as occasionally
being this way. And I would have said that without
even seeing a question. That's crazy, crazy sink. Okay, you're ready,
we are in sync, it's true, Are you ready?

Speaker 6 (01:18:21):
I think so?

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
All right? P Four By the way, so Paul Tigers
to Paulina since we only play once a week, But
what is the date of Saint Patrick's Day? Seventeenth? Nice?
You guys, you guys just know that off the top
of your eye. For some reason, I don't I didn't
know that.

Speaker 4 (01:18:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
I don't know which popular candy has the slogan melt
in your mouth, not in your hand? Oi, I ow,
look at most costs mouth. You gotta be real hot

(01:19:01):
if they're melting in your hand, which of course you are.

Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
But that's maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
But it's not their slogan, right, it's eminem slogan. Melts
in your car, melts in your mouth, not in your hand,
that's what it is. We know that you didn't know that.
That's crazy. I question number three, which late activists known
for freeing enslaved people using a network of homes known

(01:19:31):
as the Underground Railroad, has a birthday today? Harriet Tubman. Nice? Yes, nice,
all right? P complete dis expression. If a person is distracted,
they may have their head in the.

Speaker 6 (01:19:52):
Wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:19:53):
You're not wrong, Honestly, some people do say that. But no,
we're looking for clouds clos head of the clouds. Yes,
but I don't disagree with your answer either. Severe weather.
Final question. Severe weather is affecting parades in New Orleans
this week. What is the city celebrating? Yeah, you didn't win,

(01:20:14):
but nice job. You got a three. I'm not giving
you four because clouds is the answer. I mean I
would say the next answer would be asked, but no, Okay,
that means Leah, you win. Yeah, nice job. I don't
know what you win. I never know. However, that is
lost number ninety three for Paulina. Eighty five wins and

(01:20:36):
ninety three losses is definitely gonna be Paulina, so certainly
living up to its name. Very nice job, Leah. You
hang on one second. Have a good day, and congratulations.
You said you're engaged, right, I'm engaged. Good good congratulations,
Say how to the dogging cat? Have a good day.
Kiki Karaoke is next on Game Show Wednesday. We just
roll with the fun. Come on, you know that's what

(01:20:57):
they say about us. We the Fred Show. We roll
with the on your mouth. Yeah yeah, just like skittles
in the car, right, melts in your mouth, not in
your car. We got to work on that. Eight five
five one o three five. This is a very easy
game as well. Today's theme is boy. I don't know

(01:21:17):
why we had to come up with themes because that
just makes us more complicated. But boy, because she Michelley's
having a boy in any moment. She's someone who some
of you may not some of of course Chicago knows
her for twenty years. But she just left from Eternity,
leave and about to have a boy any minute now.
If she has the boy today, Canada wins ten dollars.
If she has the boy tomorrow, Kilin has to pay

(01:21:37):
me one hundred dollars. Should have read the fine print.
But all you have to do in this game is
I'm gonna start a song, I'm gonna stop the song,
and you have to tell us ahead of time whether
you think the keki will get the next two lines
of lyrics right or wrong. The theme is boy eight
five five, one oh three five Call now will play
next after mcgallan two minutes on the Fred Show, Red
Show has time to play key key carry Okay. Game

(01:22:05):
Show Wednesday continues. Caitlin is here, Hi Caitling, Good morning,
gotta turn Caitlin on Caitlin and good morning, Ah here
we go, Okay, good morning. How are you. I'm good.
How are you doing great? Welcome to the show. Tell

(01:22:27):
us about you please. I am a mama to human
kids and I got dog. Okay, what are the dog's names?
The humans are cool, but what are the dog's names?
Carmen Pebble. Oh, I like him. So this is a

(01:22:48):
very simple game that we're playing. Wait what, I'm sorry,
she's a big dog.

Speaker 6 (01:22:53):
The name makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
We love a mastiff, we love a mas stuff. So
here we go. Three songs. All right, I'm gonna tell
you what they are ahead of time, and all you
have to do is tell me whether you think that
will get the songs right or wrong when I stop them.
And the theme this week is boy because showbs Shelley,
our pop culture expert, is having a baby boy any
moment now. The first song is by Easy It's called

(01:23:16):
Boys in the Hood. Ready, No, I'm kidding, we're not
doing that because I know because I would love to
hear you navigate that one with all the profanity.

Speaker 4 (01:23:29):
So no.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
The first song is by the great Avril Lavigne. I
gotta make sure, don't even well, I don't know if
we can do this one. What now? We can't do this?
I was gonna do skater boy. Why I'll do it fine,
I'm gonna do skater boy. So skater boy is the
name of the song. When I stop it. Do you
think she will get this right or wrong? Caitlin, I

(01:23:53):
think she'll get this one right. Okay, all right, let's
see how this go go.

Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
She was a girl, can them make any obvious?

Speaker 4 (01:24:04):
And they were in love.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
Haven't you heard?

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
HELLI raggy sud boy and he was a boy and
gota make it any more obvio. Haven't you heard how
we Rocky shutters to her.

Speaker 10 (01:24:26):
Her boy?

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
She said to you later, boy, he wasn't good enough
for her. Now he's a superstar, pretty face.

Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
Okay, I like how breathy? That was very breathy.

Speaker 6 (01:24:41):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:24:42):
I like it? Whatever that is? No, not right?

Speaker 10 (01:24:45):
It was punk?

Speaker 6 (01:24:47):
She did that?

Speaker 10 (01:24:48):
Oh ballet?

Speaker 7 (01:24:49):
What monk?

Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
Can I say.

Speaker 10 (01:24:53):
What she does?

Speaker 4 (01:24:54):
No secrets?

Speaker 7 (01:24:56):
You want him?

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
And the friend says, real close, kiky, But no.

Speaker 10 (01:25:04):
You want to say? She said, okay, sound too?

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
So you got you got parts of it?

Speaker 7 (01:25:20):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
I love it? Yeah? Abbreviated version, But okay, so boy
is the theme. The next song is by Beyonce and
Sean Paul, it's called baby boy. Okay, baby boy. Now, Caitlin,
do you think she will get this right or wrong?

Speaker 6 (01:25:38):
I don't think she'll get this one.

Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
You don't think so. Did you say she could get
the first one right around? Can't remember she said yeah, yeah,
and that was a mistake. Okay, yeah, you think she
will get this correct, baby boy. Let's see how this goes.
All right, let's watch you.

Speaker 10 (01:26:00):
All the same.

Speaker 4 (01:26:01):
I see you in my dream.

Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
And been falling out a baggle byecause you all the same.

Speaker 4 (01:26:11):
I see you in my.

Speaker 1 (01:26:17):
Baby stop, baby go. Yes, no hurt me so good.

Speaker 10 (01:26:23):
I'm like, whoa, I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
So wrapped up and your love let me go, let
me breathe take out my fantasy?

Speaker 1 (01:26:35):
And I about was that even close?

Speaker 7 (01:26:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:26:46):
You were really close? Yeah it was like a couple
of words offline. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, No,
Alet said yes, and you said you said yes? Yes?
Oh you said no. Why can't I remember what you
said ten seconds ago? I have the severe y D

(01:27:08):
I guess all right, I don't know. I mean, no
one loses, yeah, yeah, there's not a loser in this game,
so it doesn't really matter. And then finally in Kiki
karaoke and our boy theme. We're going with a song
called the Boy is Mine? Okay, yes, which is a
Brandy and Monica song. I gotta actually make sure we

(01:27:29):
have I should have probably looked ahead of time. I
think maybe we have to have that. Well again, this
is not my normal setup here, so I don't know,
do we Oh? Yeah, well this is work. I don't know.
Let's maybe Okay, let's try it. Let's try it The
Boy is Mine? Do you think she'll get this right? Wrong? Caitlin,

(01:27:49):
come on, you're gonna go with yes? All right, let's
see here.

Speaker 10 (01:27:56):
Now it has been a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
Myself in a herror. Boy, it's mine.

Speaker 10 (01:28:06):
I'm sorry that you seem to become you, so keep it,
sue me.

Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
Hold on, boy, it's my think it's time we got
this straight. Seeing in tall face sou face. There was
no way you can't mistake my man.

Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
Are you in soon?

Speaker 2 (01:28:27):
I know that you maybe just a little jealous of me,
but took the line if you can't see dad is
a love is all?

Speaker 1 (01:28:38):
That's all right.

Speaker 5 (01:28:40):
I'm shock you promised now when you're in the magga.

Speaker 1 (01:28:48):
Talking to herself, that was really good by mine. Now, yes,
I don't even think I could make my voice do that.
I mean, you know, it's a gift. It is a gift,
you know, and I don't and I don't have that gift.

(01:29:09):
I don't have that. Caitlin, you you win or whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:29:15):
That's accurate.

Speaker 9 (01:29:17):
You win.

Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
You're fantastic. Have a great day. Hang on one second,
all right, thank you, You're fantastic. I love you. Thank
you so much. Say hi to the mastiff. We love
a mastif around here. Kaitlyn or Kaitlyn, Caitlyn, your name
is Kaitlyn. Now I just say Kaitlyn loves a mastiff.
What was the massiff name that we release hercules, We
flew pilots and pause, We flew a rescue dog and

(01:29:39):
Kaylin aka Caitlin came along with me and uh and yeah,
he was a big boy and he loved you. We
have to find a picture of that. I love him.
I have a picture. I'll find it for you.

Speaker 5 (01:29:48):
But he was given up for wanting too much love,
requiring too much love and attention. What Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:29:55):
Short version of the story is I do a thing
called pilots and pause, and Caitlyn often helps me out
if the animal that were flying cannot fit in a crate,
and so we move rescue animals from different parts of
the country to no kill environments, so, you know whatever,
if it's a place where they were in a pound
or it would be euthanized, and someone wants them in
another part of the country as opposed to someone having

(01:30:15):
to drive them, I fly them. Become a pilot, so
pilots and pauses the name of an organization. So we
had this Mas stuff and the story was that a
husband and wife. It was a family. The husband didn't
thought the dog needed too much love, and so he
made his wife relinquish the dog and she headed us
the dog the leash at the airport and where were

(01:30:37):
we Kentucky or Tennessee or something. And this woman was like,
I would divorce this man over this, except we have kids.
But she was so upset. Anyway, Hercules is doing great
last I heard, so it's all good. But yeah, we
have to we'll find a picture. Hercules was one hundred
and fifty pounds one hundred and twenty five pounds. He
was a big boy and he fell asleep in Caitlin's

(01:31:01):
lat Yeah on the flight. A dog that needs too
much love to stop it. You want to talk about
people who don't deserve it. That guy doesn't deserve it.
But I felt bad for his wife. I probably would
have left the guy. So let's do the fun fact.
We're doing animal fun facts this week, and I got
one for you next year More Fred Show.

Speaker 9 (01:31:20):
Next, The Fred Show is on Friend's Fun Fact.

Speaker 4 (01:31:25):
Fred's fun.

Speaker 1 (01:31:32):
So much, Let's learn so much. This makes me very
happy as a dog lover to know that this is possible.
And I hope that my parents' dog, Lily, who is
I believe a I believe she's sixteen, sixteen or seventeen
year old labordoodle. May she live forever? Okay, yeah, but
the world's oldest Actually, take a guess the world's oldest

(01:31:54):
dog live to be? How old would you guess? Fifty six? Four,
twenty eight, twenty eight? Is good? Gas Jason twenty seven.
I was gonna say it was. It was gonna be
one of the other, wasn't it? Twenty nine and a

(01:32:15):
half years old. An Australian cattle dog named Bluie lived
to be twenty nine and a half when the average
age for a dog is ten to fifteen years, which
should make you very happy. It is possible. The oldest cat,
by the way, lived to be thirty eight and three days. Wow,
and so pissed off about life. Right, I was gonna
thirty eight as a cat. I think it'd be like

(01:32:37):
I'm good, I'm done crapping in this box, Like let's
let's keep it more. Fred Show Next