Radio Blogs: Bella is a Hypochondriac

Bella has been worrying that she has several medical issues after going down a Google rabbit hole.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bellahmin you ready? Yeah, okay, we got to turn her
mic on.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
I actually said, yeah, Well, I know I heard the yeah,
but I heard the yeah like from the other room.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
So.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, I know, it's cool. Yeah, We're gonna make a
yell from the corner. It's fine. Are you ready? You
know how it starts? Yes, dear blog.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
So I think I'm spending a little too much time
on the internet and I have diagnosed myself with four
illnesses within the past week. I now have arthritis from
editing all the podcast plans that the audio that after
six months, I don't think, so, no, no, what's happening.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
It hurts you, guys.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
When I'm typing and even clicking, I'm like, oh, so
I looked into it, and I think I have early
stages of arthritis, so please pray for me. I also
believe that there's a brain tumor in the back of
my head and that I have seven hundred cavities. And
what was the other thing, Well, I have egzema. I'm
just falling apart, you guys, and only twenty seven. And
I feel like every birthday, because I just had a birthday,
I get a new thing that I thought I would

(00:59):
never get twenty five, was a chin hair, twenty six
with acid reflex, and now I have arthritis.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
At you're forty. Don't even talk to me about this.
You probably have none of that. But No, the thing
I really was fascinated by is apparently you told Paulina
that you think you have a cavity and then you
think it just naturally went away.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
That's my favorite thing I heard today. She was talking
to us about her cavities.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Well, so I looked up pictures of cavities. I've been
doing this for weeks, but I okay. Here's the thing
about me is I'm so afraid of everything, but I
won't go to the doctor because I'm afraid of their answers.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Oh my god. So I've been kind of with you
on that the exact same way.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
I'm the same way, like, I don't I feel okay,
So I don't see the need to go to the
I mean, I do go, but I don't. I don't
like it because every time I go in there and
I feel fine, I'm waiting for them to find something
that's wrong with me that I didn't even know that
I had. And I, you know what, I have to
know if I feel fine.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah, it's it's like it makes it's so anxiety inducing
for me. And so I started looking at picture of
like cavities and stuff, and I went down this rabbit
hole and I was like, I think I have one
hundred cavities, and I actually don't you guys, I think
also I looked into it. I think my teeth would hurt, right, girl,
I'm and they don't.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
You guys trust me out.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
If you catch something early, it is much more or
less painful.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Well, but Caitlin that the key to catching something early
is that it would have to exist to begin with.
So Bellamin over here, who thinks that her teeth healed themselves,
which they don't do, I'm going to go on the
limit and say they were never cavities to begin with.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Well, we don't know that.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
I've been brushing really well, you guys who would know
the dentist right, and you know who could help you
with being a hypochondriac. We all are in therapy because
we are the nuttiest group of people that you have
ever come.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Across sects and they can help you with this, I know.
But that's so like, why would they want to know?

Speaker 1 (02:50):
You know?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
They don't want to know about this.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Well, if I could give you one piece of advice,
and I think it served me, okay, is that I
do go to therapy, and I have for a long time.
Excuse me. Executive coaching is what I go. I go
to executive coaching. And if and I and I have
told that these people in the past. I need you
to make me manageable and livable for other people. But

(03:12):
do not fix me. Do not fix me because the
crazy has made me a little bit of money. Yeah,
you know, don't fix yourself. We need you to be
a little messed up, because that's what people want to hear.
So don't don't go crazy over here and try and
fix yourself in therapy or whatever.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah, I won't. Don't worry. It's unfixable.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Okay, good, feel that's my that's my career advice to you.
If you think you're little nutty, then just stay that
way right and don't don't change a thing. Okay, good,
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