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Speaker 1 (00:00):
They talk better than they signed.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
These are the radio blogs on the Fred Show. I'll
talk you about Johnny Depp and Amber heard. You can't
hear about that one? Yeah, not enough attention was paid
to that last year. Like writing in our diaries, except
we say them a lot. We call them blogs. Jason Brown, go,
thank you, dear blog. So there are times in my
relationship where our fourteen year age gap really just hit.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
You right in the face, right, and it comes very apparent.
So yesterday was the annual Saint Patrick's Day parade in
our town, and we are literally like we live on
the route, like we're a block in so like our
block just gets nuts of people wanting to park and
there's cars all over the place and people walking around
(00:49):
like it's just very busy. So they put up like
no parking signs on our side of the street. So
someone probably because it's very busy or they don't read signs,
parked like directly in front of our house yesterday. But
I'm like facing the opposite way that you would like
drive down the street on that side, So like you
were wrong on multiple levels. Right, So Mike and I
(01:12):
are like, Okay, we're going to walk like whatever. We
see this car. He's like, hold on a second. I
was like, okay, So I'm standing in the front lawn
with with our dogs. He comes out with a note
that he wanted to pull. He put on the car,
and I'm going to read it for you. It's the
first word. Well, I'll censor myself a whole you need
(01:32):
to learn to read no parking is And it literally
looks like a like serial killer had wrote it right.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Right.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Well, I was frightened that he wrote this like and
can write like that like an actual serial killer. So
he puts it on the car and I let him walk,
and then I take it off because I'm like, we're
not going to do that, Like, we're not gonna do that.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
This is our hot person is we live here?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
What if they're what if they're what if they're the
serial killer or they have anger management issues or whatever.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Hello, that just seems very old timey to me to
put a note on someone's wind shield, right, Like, I
don't know, you don't know people nowadays.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Like what if he's crazy? Yeah, I don't think whatever
it might be. You can't flip people off anymore. I
mean all these things, can't you just can't take out
your anger on people anymore because you don't know. Yeah,
because people are more angry than you are, believe it
or not.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
And he's angry.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Mike isn't a little angry man, but sometimes he just
does some stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I'm like, you can't.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Does he know until now when he's listening as he
know you took the note away? Or does he think
he got Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
No, I told him. I was like no.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I was like, also, I might talk to you, I
might talk about you on the radio. And then I
needed to take a picture of the note because it's terrifying.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I mean, we can all relate to wanting to write
a note like that.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
We just shouldn't, Yeah, especially nowadays people are local, man,
I agree, not do that on like another block away
from your home?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Sure absolutely, by all means another city where you don't live,
but sure why not?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
But not right in front of your own home, any
commony hole. No, you can't do it. Mm hmmm.