March 25, 2025 • 14 mins
Fred shares the trending stories of the day! We talk The Bachelor Finale, The World's Oldest Cat, & More!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Friends, the biggest stories of the day.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I mean, this was the most incredible revolution revelation, I
should say, well revolution revelation of the morning. Did you
know the Bachelor still exists? The Bachelor's still on?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yeah, yeah, it comes down after Wheel of Fortune.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
My house, Like, God, we're so old.
Speaker 5 (00:18):
I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
So you're the Ryan Seacret stand that still likes the show.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
You know, I gotta support my coworker because it's all
you know, I told, I.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Was told, you know, he's he's one of your work friends.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Oh yeah, came up.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Actually, my mom did ask me the other day. She
was like, don't you work with him? I just saw
I was on we all fortune. She was so excited.
I was like, Mom, it's not like that. Yeah. Every
day it's like, hey, Ry guy, how you doing water cooler?
Speaker 6 (00:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
He makes the coffee here for us in the break room.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
It's really nice to one.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
It's a real nice, delicious, delicious coffee too. And he'll
add like a little little squeeze vanilla in there for
you if you want or whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, you know, he makes the best lattes. Ryan.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
It's so good. And that's gonna be the end of me. Right,
that break right there, I'm fired. It's doue stop it,
it's over, it's done. Well, yeah, what was she doing?
We're in a deep V the other day. I think
it was part of a bit he was doing. But
he was wearing like a double breasted suit and a
deep V. I'm like, pat Saint Jack would never. I
think it was because he was trying to do like
(01:26):
a little tattoo bit because Van and White got a tattoo,
and so then he went and got like a fake
barbed wire tattoo little bits now on Wheel of Fortune,
which I didn't. I don't know if they did that before,
but I have to ask my nana she would know.
But that Yeah, so he took his jacket off, He's like,
look I got a tattoo. It's like you Vanna and
it was like a little barbed wire tattoo on his
(01:48):
bicep and it's like, haha, no, it's fake.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
And then that was the end of the show. So
that was good, right, right, I'm entertained, right, yeah, I
want more.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I'll tell you what I am is not my hater,
and I'm jealous because that is the that or price
is right has got to be the best job on television.
What do we learned last week or two weeks ago?
Six episodes a day, thirty days a year, and that's
what he that's what they do, like thirty days a year,
six episodes a day. Boom boom boom, wheel a fortune,
and they're paying him gazillions of dollars. You know, I
(02:22):
could make it work, Klen, I could make it work.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Six and a day. That's that's long I feel for them.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Six and a day, Okay, well, I mean but thirty
days of so.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Work twice Well, I'm trying to do it since he
has to work two days a month all day, right, No,
say it ain't so same with The Bachelor. You have
to work six shows and that I don't know how
long it takes. Is it like a month? Is that
how long The Bachelor it takes start to finish, actually.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Not to air.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Let's look it up because I know that you know
it happens a lot faster than the episodes that you see.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
But I won't ruin it for you.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
But I was just to realize The Bachelor is still
on and Grant picked a final Rose recipient last night,
and she said, yes.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Good for them. Filming is only a month, you're correct.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
But they do a lot in the month. Man.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
They go to like the La and they go to
like the you know, the the Hepatitis House.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
They go there.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
It's like forty seven people, seven girls and one guy
in the house. And it's been the same house. I'm
not sure if they've changed it, because again I didn't
even realize this show was still on, but it used
to be the same house every season. So they had
like bunk beds in the rooms. It was like the
big I mean, how many how much DNA is in
that house which has been a Bachelor House for you know,
(03:42):
however many seasons, and.
Speaker 7 (03:44):
It's always a full moon. Did you ever notice that?
It pisses me off they always show the moon. I'm like,
this is not true. I don't know if anyone else
noticed that.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
At the Bachelor of Hepatitis House, it's always a.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Full moon and they always hose down the driveway. Did
you notice that to make.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
It look like shin Oh?
Speaker 8 (04:00):
Yeah, it does always look wid.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Yeah, like you guys, I've often wondered why TV shows
do that, and movies like you know, I don't know
the streets of Chicago in whatever Big thriller, and the
streets are always wet, right, like, why why do they
always have to rain right before?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
And then how was there a full moon so fast?
It's still fun crazy? Yeah. Anyway, so a new happy couple,
and I won't tell you who he picked in case
you haven't seen it yet. I think twenty four hours
is fair, or at least twelve if you're just waking
up and he didn't watch it tony DVR. I don't
want to ruin it for you, but let's see, he
made her feel the deserving type of love.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
The woman shared that Grant with Grant that he made
her feel deserving type of love you've given me. That
sentence doesn't make sense, but anyway.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
You're talking about yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I'm not sure. I'm not sure who. That's not a
complete sentence at all, never is. And then he later
called it the happiest day of my life, which of
course it is. But you know, my theory about this.
My theory about this is that people go on the
Bachelor and the Bachelorette to win, and I think they
convinced themselves. Not maybe not all of them, but I
think that the vast majority of them convinced themselves that
(05:17):
this person who they've put up as the bachelor of
the bachelorette like is the best thing ever. And so
after long, I think it becomes about not getting sent home.
And then before long, if you're like at the end,
maybe then you get swept up in like the Swiss
Alps and you know, Dan and Shay coming out to
sing or whatever it is, Cavin de Gras out.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
They're singing Chariot while you dance God or whatever. They
closed down Epcot Japan or whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
So it's always I'm just saying, like they go away
over the topic. You're like, this is the greatest, this
is I never want this to end. And then you
wind to have back in Columbus, Ohio and in your
in your town home, and he has to go sell fertilizer,
and you know she doesn't. Her influencer opportunities aren't nearly
as good in Toledo, and then and the whole thing
(06:09):
falls apart. I feel like that's is that that usually
how it goes?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Kylin?
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Yeah, I mean I think so for sure.
Speaker 7 (06:15):
I mean, you first you have butterflies, and then you're
cleaning someone's poop stains out of the toilet.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
I think it's a little different.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
You know, we go from staying in five star hotels,
you know, in countries that you've never heard of, flying
around in blimps that we didn't know existed. I don't
why is I don't just it's wild, totally over the top.
And then you're right, and then you go back, like
literally almost instantly, here you are living this very normal life.
(06:42):
And I think the other thing I think that makes
it hard is that they film the show and then
of course they edit it and air it, and that
takes months, so you're not really public in your relationship
for a while. I think it's like four to six
months that they sneak around and they fly you to
like random places. You can see each other on the
weekends and whatever. But I think that gives people a
(07:03):
lot of time to think about what they did.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Of course, and.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Then like your d ms are lit, like you have
all this.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
Internet fame, you're selling fit tummy t or whatever the hell. Yeah,
you want to go to stage Coach because for some reason,
they all go to stage Coach.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
That's where the drama happens.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
Then you want to go on Bachelor in Paradise, you
want to make a couple more people.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
It's like it's a whole thing. Yeah, the influencer.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Trips, and then you wind up backstage to the iHeartRadio
Music Festival.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Always being.
Speaker 8 (07:34):
The ride is over.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Turns out that's when you know.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
When I'm the one who brings you on the stage
before the Hulu show starts, that's what you know that.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
The ride is over.
Speaker 8 (07:46):
At your piece, that's a done deal. Let's come front.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Oh wow, who's gonna who's gonna go on stage with me?
He's gonna be Ryan? Is he gonna be Mario Lopez? No,
it's this guy from Chicago no one's ever heard of.
And by the way, parts this part's not gonna be
on Hulu either, so damn and don't forget no chewing gum,
and make sure they know where the emergency exits are.
I wish I were kidding, but that's my role at
the iHeartRadio Music Festival. I've been elevated to no role,
(08:11):
which apparently is I went from going on stage before
the Hulu show started to tell everyone not to cheow,
literally not to chew gum, that they were pyrotechnics and
where the exits were like a flight attendant. That's what
I got to do, and then I got all of
my role got elevated to not doing that anymore. But
now I don't get to do it, so that that
was apparently a promotion, which is exciting anyway. So there
(08:36):
is a new new bachelor bacherette couple if you were wondering.
The FBI has launched a national task force to investigate
arsons and vandalism targeting Tesla vehicles, dealerships, and charging stations
across the country. Officials are treating the coordinated attacks as
domestic terrorism protests, and more attacks are feared ahead of
a planned March twenty ninth demonstration. How about how about
(08:57):
we don't burn the teslas? How about we like just
let's just sell the Teslas to someone who wants them
and use the money for something good.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I don't know. We don't have to light the whole
place on fire, do we, right?
Speaker 8 (09:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
No, ye waste sources, That's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Like, surely somebody out there, you know, can't we do
with the I'm gonna get now, I was gonna get
in trouble for that. Never mind, Well, I mean no,
I'm not. Can't we like send the teslas to someplace
where people won't be angry about them. But we don't
have to light them on fire and like hurt people.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Right you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Yeah, yeah, we don't want to play with fires, especially
this year. Okay, Like if we need to learn stuff
from fires, I am that's a good point, right, Yes,
I'm always thinking about Jason, you know what're artists?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
If where you stand politically? Have we learned nothing about fires?
Speaker 9 (09:45):
Right?
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Is right?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
So far this year? If we learn nothing about fires,
violence is not the answer.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Plus, thostings are expensive, so let's make some money. If
you don't want your tesla anymore, just feel free, just
bring it up here and leave it in front, and
I'll take care of it for you. Weave a title too,
though no payments. A United Airlines Bowing seven to eighty
seven jetliner flying from La to Shanghai had to turn
around last weekend after it was discovered that one of
the pilots had taken off without a passport, which you
(10:14):
gotta have, I guess. So the flight departed around two
o'clock on Saturday, two hundred and fifty seven passengers thirteen
crew on board. They head had over the Pacific Ocean
and about two plus hours into the thing, about three hours,
the guy gets on. The pilot gets on the intercom
and goes, hey, we're turning around. I forgot my passport,
so he wasn't going to get into the country, I guess.
(10:36):
So that wasn't going to work, so everybody had to wait.
They went back to La, I guess or San Francisco, La.
They went back to San Francisco. The plane landed, another
crew got on, they all had their passports, and off
they went. They were like three hours of delayed and
people got meal vouchers and compensation. But I mean, as
a pilot, you really only got to have a couple things.
(10:56):
As an international pilot, you got to know how to fly,
and you got to have a passport and maybe like
some choning, some replacement underwear.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Like where did he leave it at home?
Speaker 8 (11:06):
And how do you get that far? How do you
get onto the plane without a pull?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Because they're not talking to the pilots, they're not the
pilots don't check in at the front desk like the
you know, like we do.
Speaker 8 (11:16):
There seems like room for error, right, we need to
be talking to everybody.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Everybody geting on that plane needs to show some form
of ID and a passport.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Just like as a passenger that you have to check
in for your flight, and then they're like, let me
see your passport, and then I think they scan it
or whatever, and then you don't even get to security
because you don't get a ticket unless you've got a passport.
But a pilot, they don't do any of that. They
just show up and.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
But I also don't know why isn't that a pilot problem,
Like shouldn't they have gotten there and then he has
to deal with that once they get there, like drop me.
Speaker 9 (11:47):
Off and then't go home and figure out you know it,
turn your plane around.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Sating off the planes? Are you really there?
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Right?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
You know?
Speaker 9 (11:54):
I got a lot of problems with this because I
could just put on a pilot costume and just scroll
on through the party city.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Let's not start that idea. No, you cannot just put
on a pilot costume from Spirit Halloween shop and walks
through security. You cannot do that, Kiky, don't try it.
You can't do it, Uh, Leonardo DiCaprio, can't be done.
Speaker 9 (12:17):
I know you a pilot, but y'all need to be checked.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Where your documents?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Well, I think they trust the pilot to bring his
freaking passport.
Speaker 8 (12:27):
It's like, yeah, did you have to go to the DMV.
When was your appointment?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I mean, I brought my microphone to work today. I mean,
it's all you gotta do. It's so we gotta do.
We only need one the well, we need that and
the wires to be connected and the computers to work.
And I guess we need more things than that. But yeah,
I guess I don't know why I didn't just I mean,
that's a very expensive mistake to have to burn all
that fuel and turn around and delay everyone and get
so I don't know why they didn't just keep going.
(12:53):
And then when the guy lands and he's got to
deal with it like he can't get in. Okay, Well,
I guess they're gonna send you.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I don't know how they made that decison. But the
world's oldest cat has just celebrated her thirtieth birthday. Millie,
who was born in way back in nineteen ninety five,
is currently the oldest living feline. Her owners said that
the cat's long life is because of lots of treats,
cuddles on the sofa and mineral water. I guess the
(13:20):
cat drinks mineral water. The cat was first owned by
the man's late wife, who got million ninety five when
the kit was only three months old. And Milli is
thirty years old, and I wish I could talk to Milli,
because I'd be like, how's the quality of life?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
MILLI?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Like, thirty for a cat is like seven hundred years
old for a human? Two d and ten? Right?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Is it seven? Is it seven years for each one?
For cat? Thirteen?
Speaker 8 (13:45):
Different for dogs than cats?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I don't know, but I mean you're talking about a
very old a very very old human equivalent for that
cash sure.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Is roughly equivalent to fifteen human years. She second year
adds nine more year after that is four human years,
so I know that's hundred.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
He's eight hundred. And she's like, look, I'm Mitch.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
It's I've seen a lot of things in my thirty
years and I'm good. But we'll never know, I guess,
so shout out to Millie the oldest cat ever. It's
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Friends, the biggest stories of the day.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I mean, this was the most incredible revolution revelation, I
should say, well revolution revelation of the morning. Did you
know the Bachelor still exists? The Bachelor's still on?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yeah, yeah, it comes down after Wheel of Fortune.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
My house, Like, God, we're so old.
Speaker 5 (00:18):
I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
So you're the Ryan Seacret stand that still likes the show.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
You know, I gotta support my coworker because it's all
you know, I told, I.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Was told, you know, he's he's one of your work friends.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Oh yeah, came up.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Actually, my mom did ask me the other day. She
was like, don't you work with him? I just saw
I was on we all fortune. She was so excited.
I was like, Mom, it's not like that. Yeah. Every
day it's like, hey, Ry guy, how you doing water cooler?
Speaker 6 (00:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
He makes the coffee here for us in the break room.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
It's really nice to one.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
It's a real nice, delicious, delicious coffee too. And he'll
add like a little little squeeze vanilla in there for
you if you want or whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, you know, he makes the best lattes. Ryan.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
It's so good. And that's gonna be the end of me. Right,
that break right there, I'm fired. It's doue stop it,
it's over, it's done. Well, yeah, what was she doing?
We're in a deep V the other day. I think
it was part of a bit he was doing. But
he was wearing like a double breasted suit and a
deep V. I'm like, pat Saint Jack would never. I
think it was because he was trying to do like
(01:26):
a little tattoo bit because Van and White got a tattoo,
and so then he went and got like a fake
barbed wire tattoo little bits now on Wheel of Fortune,
which I didn't. I don't know if they did that before,
but I have to ask my nana she would know.
But that Yeah, so he took his jacket off, He's like,
look I got a tattoo. It's like you Vanna and
it was like a little barbed wire tattoo on his
(01:48):
bicep and it's like, haha, no, it's fake.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
And then that was the end of the show. So
that was good, right, right, I'm entertained, right, yeah, I
want more.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I'll tell you what I am is not my hater,
and I'm jealous because that is the that or price
is right has got to be the best job on television.
What do we learned last week or two weeks ago?
Six episodes a day, thirty days a year, and that's
what he that's what they do, like thirty days a year,
six episodes a day. Boom boom boom, wheel a fortune,
and they're paying him gazillions of dollars. You know, I
(02:22):
could make it work, Klen, I could make it work.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Six and a day. That's that's long I feel for them.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Six and a day, Okay, well, I mean but thirty
days of so.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Work twice Well, I'm trying to do it since he
has to work two days a month all day, right, No,
say it ain't so same with The Bachelor. You have
to work six shows and that I don't know how
long it takes. Is it like a month? Is that
how long The Bachelor it takes start to finish, actually.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Not to air.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Let's look it up because I know that you know
it happens a lot faster than the episodes that you see.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
But I won't ruin it for you.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
But I was just to realize The Bachelor is still
on and Grant picked a final Rose recipient last night,
and she said, yes.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Good for them. Filming is only a month, you're correct.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
But they do a lot in the month. Man.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
They go to like the La and they go to
like the you know, the the Hepatitis House.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
They go there.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
It's like forty seven people, seven girls and one guy
in the house. And it's been the same house. I'm
not sure if they've changed it, because again I didn't
even realize this show was still on, but it used
to be the same house every season. So they had
like bunk beds in the rooms. It was like the
big I mean, how many how much DNA is in
that house which has been a Bachelor House for you know,
(03:42):
however many seasons, and.
Speaker 7 (03:44):
It's always a full moon. Did you ever notice that?
It pisses me off they always show the moon. I'm like,
this is not true. I don't know if anyone else
noticed that.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
At the Bachelor of Hepatitis House, it's always a.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Full moon and they always hose down the driveway. Did
you notice that to make.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
It look like shin Oh?
Speaker 8 (04:00):
Yeah, it does always look wid.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Yeah, like you guys, I've often wondered why TV shows
do that, and movies like you know, I don't know
the streets of Chicago in whatever Big thriller, and the
streets are always wet, right, like, why why do they
always have to rain right before?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
And then how was there a full moon so fast?
It's still fun crazy? Yeah. Anyway, so a new happy couple,
and I won't tell you who he picked in case
you haven't seen it yet. I think twenty four hours
is fair, or at least twelve if you're just waking
up and he didn't watch it tony DVR. I don't
want to ruin it for you, but let's see, he
made her feel the deserving type of love.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
The woman shared that Grant with Grant that he made
her feel deserving type of love you've given me. That
sentence doesn't make sense, but anyway.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
You're talking about yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I'm not sure. I'm not sure who. That's not a
complete sentence at all, never is. And then he later
called it the happiest day of my life, which of
course it is. But you know, my theory about this.
My theory about this is that people go on the
Bachelor and the Bachelorette to win, and I think they
convinced themselves. Not maybe not all of them, but I
think that the vast majority of them convinced themselves that
(05:17):
this person who they've put up as the bachelor of
the bachelorette like is the best thing ever. And so
after long, I think it becomes about not getting sent home.
And then before long, if you're like at the end,
maybe then you get swept up in like the Swiss
Alps and you know, Dan and Shay coming out to
sing or whatever it is, Cavin de Gras out.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
They're singing Chariot while you dance God or whatever. They
closed down Epcot Japan or whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
So it's always I'm just saying, like they go away
over the topic. You're like, this is the greatest, this
is I never want this to end. And then you
wind to have back in Columbus, Ohio and in your
in your town home, and he has to go sell fertilizer,
and you know she doesn't. Her influencer opportunities aren't nearly
as good in Toledo, and then and the whole thing
(06:09):
falls apart. I feel like that's is that that usually
how it goes?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Kylin?
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Yeah, I mean I think so for sure.
Speaker 7 (06:15):
I mean, you first you have butterflies, and then you're
cleaning someone's poop stains out of the toilet.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
I think it's a little different.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
You know, we go from staying in five star hotels,
you know, in countries that you've never heard of, flying
around in blimps that we didn't know existed. I don't
why is I don't just it's wild, totally over the top.
And then you're right, and then you go back, like
literally almost instantly, here you are living this very normal life.
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And I think the other thing I think that makes
it hard is that they film the show and then
of course they edit it and air it, and that
takes months, so you're not really public in your relationship
for a while. I think it's like four to six
months that they sneak around and they fly you to
like random places. You can see each other on the
weekends and whatever. But I think that gives people a
(07:03):
lot of time to think about what they did.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Of course, and.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Then like your d ms are lit, like you have
all this.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
Internet fame, you're selling fit tummy t or whatever the hell. Yeah,
you want to go to stage Coach because for some reason,
they all go to stage Coach.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
That's where the drama happens.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
Then you want to go on Bachelor in Paradise, you
want to make a couple more people.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
It's like it's a whole thing. Yeah, the influencer.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Trips, and then you wind up backstage to the iHeartRadio
Music Festival.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Always being.
Speaker 8 (07:34):
The ride is over.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Turns out that's when you know.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
When I'm the one who brings you on the stage
before the Hulu show starts, that's what you know that.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
The ride is over.
Speaker 8 (07:46):
At your piece, that's a done deal. Let's come front.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Oh wow, who's gonna who's gonna go on stage with me?
He's gonna be Ryan? Is he gonna be Mario Lopez? No,
it's this guy from Chicago no one's ever heard of.
And by the way, parts this part's not gonna be
on Hulu either, so damn and don't forget no chewing gum,
and make sure they know where the emergency exits are.
I wish I were kidding, but that's my role at
the iHeartRadio Music Festival. I've been elevated to no role,
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which apparently is I went from going on stage before
the Hulu show started to tell everyone not to cheow,
literally not to chew gum, that they were pyrotechnics and
where the exits were like a flight attendant. That's what
I got to do, and then I got all of
my role got elevated to not doing that anymore. But
now I don't get to do it, so that that
was apparently a promotion, which is exciting anyway. So there
(08:36):
is a new new bachelor bacherette couple if you were wondering.
The FBI has launched a national task force to investigate
arsons and vandalism targeting Tesla vehicles, dealerships, and charging stations
across the country. Officials are treating the coordinated attacks as
domestic terrorism protests, and more attacks are feared ahead of
a planned March twenty ninth demonstration. How about how about
(08:57):
we don't burn the teslas? How about we like just
let's just sell the Teslas to someone who wants them
and use the money for something good.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I don't know. We don't have to light the whole
place on fire, do we, right?
Speaker 8 (09:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
No, ye waste sources, That's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Like, surely somebody out there, you know, can't we do
with the I'm gonna get now, I was gonna get
in trouble for that. Never mind, Well, I mean no,
I'm not. Can't we like send the teslas to someplace
where people won't be angry about them. But we don't
have to light them on fire and like hurt people.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Right you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Yeah, yeah, we don't want to play with fires, especially
this year. Okay, Like if we need to learn stuff
from fires, I am that's a good point, right, Yes,
I'm always thinking about Jason, you know what're artists?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
If where you stand politically? Have we learned nothing about fires?
Speaker 9 (09:45):
Right?
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Is right?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
So far this year? If we learn nothing about fires,
violence is not the answer.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Plus, thostings are expensive, so let's make some money. If
you don't want your tesla anymore, just feel free, just
bring it up here and leave it in front, and
I'll take care of it for you. Weave a title too,
though no payments. A United Airlines Bowing seven to eighty
seven jetliner flying from La to Shanghai had to turn
around last weekend after it was discovered that one of
the pilots had taken off without a passport, which you
(10:14):
gotta have, I guess. So the flight departed around two
o'clock on Saturday, two hundred and fifty seven passengers thirteen
crew on board. They head had over the Pacific Ocean
and about two plus hours into the thing, about three hours,
the guy gets on. The pilot gets on the intercom
and goes, hey, we're turning around. I forgot my passport,
so he wasn't going to get into the country, I guess.
(10:36):
So that wasn't going to work, so everybody had to wait.
They went back to La, I guess or San Francisco, La.
They went back to San Francisco. The plane landed, another
crew got on, they all had their passports, and off
they went. They were like three hours of delayed and
people got meal vouchers and compensation. But I mean, as
a pilot, you really only got to have a couple things.
(10:56):
As an international pilot, you got to know how to fly,
and you got to have a passport and maybe like
some choning, some replacement underwear.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Like where did he leave it at home?
Speaker 8 (11:06):
And how do you get that far? How do you
get onto the plane without a pull?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Because they're not talking to the pilots, they're not the
pilots don't check in at the front desk like the
you know, like we do.
Speaker 8 (11:16):
There seems like room for error, right, we need to
be talking to everybody.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Everybody geting on that plane needs to show some form
of ID and a passport.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Just like as a passenger that you have to check
in for your flight, and then they're like, let me
see your passport, and then I think they scan it
or whatever, and then you don't even get to security
because you don't get a ticket unless you've got a passport.
But a pilot, they don't do any of that. They
just show up and.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
But I also don't know why isn't that a pilot problem,
Like shouldn't they have gotten there and then he has
to deal with that once they get there, like drop me.
Speaker 9 (11:47):
Off and then't go home and figure out you know it,
turn your plane around.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Sating off the planes? Are you really there?
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Right?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
You know?
Speaker 9 (11:54):
I got a lot of problems with this because I
could just put on a pilot costume and just scroll
on through the party city.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Let's not start that idea. No, you cannot just put
on a pilot costume from Spirit Halloween shop and walks
through security. You cannot do that, Kiky, don't try it.
You can't do it, Uh, Leonardo DiCaprio, can't be done.
Speaker 9 (12:17):
I know you a pilot, but y'all need to be checked.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Where your documents?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Well, I think they trust the pilot to bring his
freaking passport.
Speaker 8 (12:27):
It's like, yeah, did you have to go to the DMV.
When was your appointment?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I mean, I brought my microphone to work today. I mean,
it's all you gotta do. It's so we gotta do.
We only need one the well, we need that and
the wires to be connected and the computers to work.
And I guess we need more things than that. But yeah,
I guess I don't know why I didn't just I mean,
that's a very expensive mistake to have to burn all
that fuel and turn around and delay everyone and get
so I don't know why they didn't just keep going.
(12:53):
And then when the guy lands and he's got to
deal with it like he can't get in. Okay, Well,
I guess they're gonna send you.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I don't know how they made that decison. But the
world's oldest cat has just celebrated her thirtieth birthday. Millie,
who was born in way back in nineteen ninety five,
is currently the oldest living feline. Her owners said that
the cat's long life is because of lots of treats,
cuddles on the sofa and mineral water. I guess the
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cat drinks mineral water. The cat was first owned by
the man's late wife, who got million ninety five when
the kit was only three months old. And Milli is
thirty years old, and I wish I could talk to Milli,
because I'd be like, how's the quality of life?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
MILLI?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Like, thirty for a cat is like seven hundred years
old for a human? Two d and ten? Right?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Is it seven? Is it seven years for each one?
For cat? Thirteen?
Speaker 8 (13:45):
Different for dogs than cats?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I don't know, but I mean you're talking about a
very old a very very old human equivalent for that
cash sure.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Is roughly equivalent to fifteen human years. She second year
adds nine more year after that is four human years,
so I know that's hundred.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
He's eight hundred. And she's like, look, I'm Mitch.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
It's I've seen a lot of things in my thirty
years and I'm good. But we'll never know, I guess,
so shout out to Millie the oldest cat ever. It's
national Equal pay Day. American Diabetes Association Alert Day encourages
people to take the diabetes risk test and learn about
your family's history of diabetes and it's National Medal of
(14:26):
Honor Day, the highest military award for valor in the US.
It was created in eighteen sixty one. The Entertainment of
port Gngland has that next in two minutes after Florid,
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