March 25, 2025 • 5 mins
Paulina almost tried to leave the country with an expired passport and KeKe wants to know what's a Real I.D.?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right there on our sheet, Paulina, I want to go
back and listen to what you said about pilotman for
United who made it three hours over the Pacific Ocean
with no passport. They had to turn around and they
had to find a pilot that had a passport. Because
it says right here, Paulina, I almost went out. Well,
it says, let me read it exactly, please, I almost
(00:20):
went out the country. Yeah, I flew out the country.
So you almost went out of the country. Yes, with
an expired passport lmao. And apparently we need real ID
question mark.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yes, we do need it. I am so confused. I
am so lost. Girl. Are you trying to go out
of the country? Well, okay, so here's the thing. Yeah,
where we're going?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
So I am going somewhere in July.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Was just in New York City.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
But I guess apparently you either need a passport or
a real ID. So this morning we were outside of
our studio. We were trying to dissect all this because
I don't want to be left stranded at the airport.
But then I did plan a trip that I had
to postpone to Putzakan and the.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Dr You know, I love the dr.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
However, I looked at my passport. I literally took it
out of the safe at my house and I was like,
sir to my husband, I said, I can't go. This
has expired, expired five months ago. And I didn't know
and realized that. So imagine if we didn't move our trip,
I would have honestly gone to the airport with an
expired passport period.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Wow. Yeah, so you wouldn't have thought it any part.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
You wouldn't have thought in any part of the process like, hey,
we're going there in a week or whatever, I should
look at this thing and see if you would have
gotten all the way to the airport.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yes, and then realized that it was expired.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I didn't honestly know that passports expired. I found out
a couple of months ago about that too, because I
thought they were good for like I don't even know honestly, like.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Your whole life.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I thought, like, maybe you update your photo kind of
like you update like your your Facebook photo or whatever, right,
like maybe you just update.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
As you go.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
But I didn't realize it to like apply for it and.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Then they mail it to you. It's a whole thing,
it is. It's a whole thing. It is, and so
is the real ID. I hat which this has been
a thing for like a decade. The real idea what
the real.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
IDA has been floating around for some time now and
then they extended it because of COVID, But the real
idea is nothing new. I mean, I think I've had
a real ID for two years.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
What is the difference between the idea I have in
my walley right now and a real real ID.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
It's a real one.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
I don't understand this, like a gold star on it?
Why are we giving out fake ideas?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
What are we doing? Hold on? What is the difference?
I don't even know when I have one?
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Yeah, you make me go to the DMV, get abused
and literally a gold star.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
It's the exact same things.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
But the main difference is between a real idea and
a standard driver's license would be security standards. A real
ID complies with higher security standards acceptance, so real idea
is accepted at airports for domestic flights, federal buildings in
a certain military bases for proof requirements. The real idea
has strict rules for providing identity residents and legal status.
(02:54):
Enhanced ID and Enhanced i D could be used for
entering the US by land and sea without a passport,
but costs more than a real ID.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
That's what I got, he danced.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, you had to get one in Michigan because it
lets you into Canada, Mexico other places by land. Okay,
well your fancy, because I just have a real one.
You have enhanced one.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Get with it.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
And then the only physical difference between a real idea
and a non compliant license. Oh, you have a non
compliant license. The rest of you, Oh my god, the
rest the rest of you peons. With your non compliant license,
there is a star shape, as Jason indicated at the
top corner of the card.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, we're just doing stuff at this point. I just
want to see my credit card bill.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
Decided to bring my credit card bill, bring my bills
in and they look at your address that I had
to make up and then bing up. Yeah, because like
I didn't it's Mike's address, but like my address didn't
match my ID because he doesn't really claim me. So
like I had to do all that. But it's hard
to find like multiple things with your addressment it's not
really your home same, you know, it's really hard to do.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
And I feel for the the people who work at
the DMV, Like, I'm not making fun of you. I
don't think that's a that's that's that can't be a
fun job. I wouldn't imagine that. You know, you're having
a great time at the DMV every day, But there
is that one man or woman that the first person
you meet when you walk in there, and that person's
only job is to tell you that you don't have
(04:16):
what you needed to go home.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
That's that person's only job.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yes, it is, And I realize they're doing it to
save everybody time because no one reads or follows directions
and that's not them problem, that's that's generally an US problem.
But that is exactly what that person does. Is you
walk in there, what do you want an ID? Okay,
do you have this?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
This?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
And almost everyone gets turned away and someone's missing something.
So don't you try an don't you get all the
way up to the front of the line and only
for us to find out you don't have what you need?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
No, not up in here, up in here, up in there?
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Real?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Like why this I've been rocking.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
With this ID for thirty years. Same, Like, why we're
just doing stuff? I need to id a gold Star.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
You're going to get stopped somewhere. You're going to be
in custom stuff. I just don't know it. Yes, please
do it.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
You know me, Yes, and do me a favor before
you go on an international trip. If you check the
expiration date on your passport, please, so you don't want
Paulina were you donte to fly that plane because you
get the problem passport. If you were the United Captain
to see her in the sky just cruising past people? Sorry, sorry,
(05:27):
Aunt how she drives her cart blogs to your next
friend show
Right there on our sheet, Paulina, I want to go
back and listen to what you said about pilotman for
United who made it three hours over the Pacific Ocean
with no passport. They had to turn around and they
had to find a pilot that had a passport. Because
it says right here, Paulina, I almost went out. Well,
it says, let me read it exactly, please, I almost
(00:20):
went out the country. Yeah, I flew out the country.
So you almost went out of the country. Yes, with
an expired passport lmao. And apparently we need real ID
question mark.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yes, we do need it. I am so confused. I
am so lost. Girl. Are you trying to go out
of the country? Well, okay, so here's the thing. Yeah,
where we're going?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
So I am going somewhere in July.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Was just in New York City.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
But I guess apparently you either need a passport or
a real ID. So this morning we were outside of
our studio. We were trying to dissect all this because
I don't want to be left stranded at the airport.
But then I did plan a trip that I had
to postpone to Putzakan and the.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Dr You know, I love the dr.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
However, I looked at my passport. I literally took it
out of the safe at my house and I was like,
sir to my husband, I said, I can't go. This
has expired, expired five months ago. And I didn't know
and realized that. So imagine if we didn't move our trip,
I would have honestly gone to the airport with an
expired passport period.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Wow. Yeah, so you wouldn't have thought it any part.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
You wouldn't have thought in any part of the process like, hey,
we're going there in a week or whatever, I should
look at this thing and see if you would have
gotten all the way to the airport.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yes, and then realized that it was expired.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I didn't honestly know that passports expired. I found out
a couple of months ago about that too, because I
thought they were good for like I don't even know honestly, like.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Your whole life.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I thought, like, maybe you update your photo kind of
like you update like your your Facebook photo or whatever, right,
like maybe you just update.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
As you go.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
But I didn't realize it to like apply for it and.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Then they mail it to you. It's a whole thing,
it is. It's a whole thing. It is, and so
is the real ID. I hat which this has been
a thing for like a decade. The real idea what
the real.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
IDA has been floating around for some time now and
then they extended it because of COVID, But the real
idea is nothing new. I mean, I think I've had
a real ID for two years.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
What is the difference between the idea I have in
my walley right now and a real real ID.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
It's a real one.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
I don't understand this, like a gold star on it?
Why are we giving out fake ideas?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
What are we doing? Hold on? What is the difference?
I don't even know when I have one?
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Yeah, you make me go to the DMV, get abused
and literally a gold star.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
It's the exact same things.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
But the main difference is between a real idea and
a standard driver's license would be security standards. A real
ID complies with higher security standards acceptance, so real idea
is accepted at airports for domestic flights, federal buildings in
a certain military bases for proof requirements. The real idea
has strict rules for providing identity residents and legal status.
(02:54):
Enhanced ID and Enhanced i D could be used for
entering the US by land and sea without a passport,
but costs more than a real ID.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
That's what I got, he danced.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, you had to get one in Michigan because it
lets you into Canada, Mexico other places by land. Okay,
well your fancy, because I just have a real one.
You have enhanced one.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Get with it.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
And then the only physical difference between a real idea
and a non compliant license. Oh, you have a non
compliant license. The rest of you, Oh my god, the
rest the rest of you peons. With your non compliant license,
there is a star shape, as Jason indicated at the
top corner of the card.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, we're just doing stuff at this point. I just
want to see my credit card bill.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
Decided to bring my credit card bill, bring my bills
in and they look at your address that I had
to make up and then bing up. Yeah, because like
I didn't it's Mike's address, but like my address didn't
match my ID because he doesn't really claim me. So
like I had to do all that. But it's hard
to find like multiple things with your addressment it's not
really your home same, you know, it's really hard to do.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
And I feel for the the people who work at
the DMV, Like, I'm not making fun of you. I
don't think that's a that's that's that can't be a
fun job. I wouldn't imagine that. You know, you're having
a great time at the DMV every day, But there
is that one man or woman that the first person
you meet when you walk in there, and that person's
only job is to tell you that you don't have
(04:16):
what you needed to go home.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
That's that person's only job.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yes, it is, And I realize they're doing it to
save everybody time because no one reads or follows directions
and that's not them problem, that's that's generally an US problem.
But that is exactly what that person does. Is you
walk in there, what do you want an ID? Okay,
do you have this?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
This?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
And almost everyone gets turned away and someone's missing something.
So don't you try an don't you get all the
way up to the front of the line and only
for us to find out you don't have what you need?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
No, not up in here, up in here, up in there?
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Real?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Like why this I've been rocking.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
With this ID for thirty years. Same, Like, why we're
just doing stuff? I need to id a gold Star.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
You're going to get stopped somewhere. You're going to be
in custom stuff. I just don't know it. Yes, please
do it.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
You know me, Yes, and do me a favor before
you go on an international trip. If you check the
expiration date on your passport, please, so you don't want
Paulina were you donte to fly that plane because you
get the problem passport. If you were the United Captain
to see her in the sky just cruising past people? Sorry, sorry,
(05:27):
Aunt how she drives her cart blogs to your next
friend show
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