March 26, 2025 • 6 mins
KeKe is tired of all of the questions and upsell attempts when placing a drive thru order and somehow she watched a strangers funeral via TikTok!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, they talking about it.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yeah, they talk better than these are the radio blogs
on the Fred Show, like we're writing in our diaries,
except we said them aloud. We call them blogs.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Kiki, Yes your blog go all right, dear blog.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
This is a two parter. I think I'll start with
this though. So yesterday I went to a funeral and
you know, I don't know if I mean you guys
have been to a funeral and.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
They're always different.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
There's always different people doing different things, and it's just
like when you're there, you're kind of watching the room
and seeing what's going on. But this particular funeral that
I went to was on TikTok so and I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yesterdays I was gonna say who died? Like, I'm so sorry?
Why didn't know the person? Okay, yeah I.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Went because we would like who thought to make sure
it was on TikTok I.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Have no idea, but God bless them, because the thing
about it is when you open these social media apps,
you just never know where you're gonna end up. Like
I opened the app with all the intentions to like laugh,
look at some baby content. They've been put a lot
of funny stuff out there. I ended up at somebody's funeral.
When I tell you, the singing was top tier, like
(01:07):
shout out to the singers that were at the service.
And then you know, the speakers did really well. But
it just made me realize, like I appreciate people who
put their life out there, like the content creators that
let us into the weddings, to the funerals, to the
baby showers.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I am ready to attend. All I need you to
do is semi a link.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
So I opened my app and I just knowt Like
this morning I woke up, I was in the middle
of a divorce. Somebody was going through a divorce, and
she was telling me how she's breaking up, and I'm
just here for all of it. So I just want
to appreciate the people who share their lives.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Oh wait, you watched a funeral on TikTok that just
showed up on your feed or whatever for a person
that you've never met. And then you watch people speak
about this person who you've never met. Yes, but you
can assess they were good speeches, but you don't know
the person that's it. Yes, And you spend an hour
of your time and watching this I did.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I was cooking a pizza in the air fryer, and well, wait.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
A minute, that's what I want to talk about. You
cook a pizza in the air frag Oh yes, girl, Yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Super crunchy crust. You can warm up pizza that way too. Yeah,
I've done that the funeral. Wow, So you were like,
I know, I just can't imagine like driving by a
church or something and being like, oh, look at funeral,
let me pop in, see what's going on, and then
you know, and then and then I sit there and
I mean I just can't imagine because there wouldn't be
(02:34):
any contexts and I don't know the person.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
That's the beauty. That's the beauty in social media. You
don't know these people, but you end up in the situation.
I've attended weddings on social media. I you know, like
I said, woke up in a divorce this morning. That
was crazy. And it's just you just never know where
it will take you. And I know Jason likes to
watch live like.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Those are scary if you go into the wrong one.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
So yeah, you end up if somebody bedroom like how
did I get here?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Right? Like I want to do it so bad, Like
I want to be a life creator where I'm just
live and I love because they like will take me
to the store and they're like take up their phone
and like now we're going shopping, Like now we're going.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Here and there.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Like I'm like, this is so fun, journey man, and
I love it. I love it.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
So shout out to them, and I'm sorry for their loss,
but wow, I.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Was entertained my others.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
My other thing is you know, and I don't want
to be I don't want to be this person. But
you guys have heard my complaint about the gas station.
Where you go you try to pump your gas, it's
gonna ask you you want a car wash? Would you
like life insurance? Would you like to get new bumpers?
You know, here's Maria men talking about the news.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Why should we screaming at me?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I don't know, tray downy movies, you know what I'm going?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
What is going on?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
All right?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Stopping for you free you play yogurt And I'm like,
why are you yelling at me? Yeah? What on earth?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Let me pump this gas? But now I would love why.
I would love to hear how you're connecting a TikTok funeral.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
At the gas station.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Me too, well, ump, but okay, yeah, hanging there.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
So then after the gas station questions, My issue now
is drive through questions. You go to the drive through,
you place your order, very detailed order I give.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Okay, I understand. You asked me, would you like a cookie?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
You know?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
No, I didn't.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Where are we okay, everywhere they always got a cookie? Cookie? Cookie?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Ever?
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Off? Where are you? Where are you driving?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Donald? Everywhere?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Key?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Everybody one?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Maybe they got cookies. Okay, go ahead, offer your cookie.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I'm like, okay, no buddy has no no one ever
drive through, No one has ever. No one's ever said
to me, kiki, uh, that'll be nineteen ninety four, please
to pull for By the way, would you like a cookie?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
That? Would you like? Would you like to include a
cookie with your order?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Well, consider yourself lucky.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Because it starts with the cookie. Then it goes to
would you like to donate?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Probably, First they say would you like to donate? And
they give you the calls okay, and then you I
say no, I'm tired.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
You do.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I am tired, Jason. I donate enough on my own.
I don't need to do it with the cookie or so,
then they say, would you like would you like to
round up?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Like I would actually just like to get this order.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Tell me you know, I.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Would like to move on.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
And so I feel like as somebody who used to
work in a drive through, and yes, they gave us
questions and prompts to add, I would take it upon
myself to select one, like I'm going to ask this
person would they like a cookie?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
The next person, I'm gonna ask them when they like
to donate? Okay, I don't like that. Don't hit me
with seven different questions after.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
What's gonna land if you keep going rotation?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, you forgot the app one?
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Are you going to get your answer?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
That your Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I wouldn't be if I get that one right. Yeah,
I don't understand that question. I'm in the drive I'm
talking to you right now, I'm.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Using up in the drive through.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
If I did that, I would tell you.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Then I don't need to talk to you. I don't
need to tell you. What I want is okay, but
hold on.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
More important and what concerns me more is how is
a TikTok funeral? And grinding up at the drive through
connected this one up for me.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
If I had donated to the Diabetes for maybe the
lady would have died.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
That's the connection.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Oh my god, you did. You really brought that together.
There you go waiting, Thank you. Set next read show
Yeah, they talking about it.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yeah, they talk better than these are the radio blogs
on the Fred Show, like we're writing in our diaries,
except we said them aloud. We call them blogs.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Kiki, Yes your blog go all right, dear blog.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
This is a two parter. I think I'll start with
this though. So yesterday I went to a funeral and
you know, I don't know if I mean you guys
have been to a funeral and.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
They're always different.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
There's always different people doing different things, and it's just
like when you're there, you're kind of watching the room
and seeing what's going on. But this particular funeral that
I went to was on TikTok so and I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yesterdays I was gonna say who died? Like, I'm so sorry?
Why didn't know the person? Okay, yeah I.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Went because we would like who thought to make sure
it was on TikTok I.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Have no idea, but God bless them, because the thing
about it is when you open these social media apps,
you just never know where you're gonna end up. Like
I opened the app with all the intentions to like laugh,
look at some baby content. They've been put a lot
of funny stuff out there. I ended up at somebody's funeral.
When I tell you, the singing was top tier, like
(01:07):
shout out to the singers that were at the service.
And then you know, the speakers did really well. But
it just made me realize, like I appreciate people who
put their life out there, like the content creators that
let us into the weddings, to the funerals, to the
baby showers.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I am ready to attend. All I need you to
do is semi a link.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
So I opened my app and I just knowt Like
this morning I woke up, I was in the middle
of a divorce. Somebody was going through a divorce, and
she was telling me how she's breaking up, and I'm
just here for all of it. So I just want
to appreciate the people who share their lives.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Oh wait, you watched a funeral on TikTok that just
showed up on your feed or whatever for a person
that you've never met. And then you watch people speak
about this person who you've never met. Yes, but you
can assess they were good speeches, but you don't know
the person that's it. Yes, And you spend an hour
of your time and watching this I did.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I was cooking a pizza in the air fryer, and well, wait.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
A minute, that's what I want to talk about. You
cook a pizza in the air frag Oh yes, girl, Yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Super crunchy crust. You can warm up pizza that way too. Yeah,
I've done that the funeral. Wow, So you were like,
I know, I just can't imagine like driving by a
church or something and being like, oh, look at funeral,
let me pop in, see what's going on, and then
you know, and then and then I sit there and
I mean I just can't imagine because there wouldn't be
(02:34):
any contexts and I don't know the person.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
That's the beauty. That's the beauty in social media. You
don't know these people, but you end up in the situation.
I've attended weddings on social media. I you know, like
I said, woke up in a divorce this morning. That
was crazy. And it's just you just never know where
it will take you. And I know Jason likes to
watch live like.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Those are scary if you go into the wrong one.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
So yeah, you end up if somebody bedroom like how
did I get here?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Right? Like I want to do it so bad, Like
I want to be a life creator where I'm just
live and I love because they like will take me
to the store and they're like take up their phone
and like now we're going shopping, Like now we're going.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Here and there.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Like I'm like, this is so fun, journey man, and
I love it. I love it.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
So shout out to them, and I'm sorry for their loss,
but wow, I.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Was entertained my others.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
My other thing is you know, and I don't want
to be I don't want to be this person. But
you guys have heard my complaint about the gas station.
Where you go you try to pump your gas, it's
gonna ask you you want a car wash? Would you
like life insurance? Would you like to get new bumpers?
You know, here's Maria men talking about the news.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Why should we screaming at me?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I don't know, tray downy movies, you know what I'm going?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
What is going on?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
All right?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Stopping for you free you play yogurt And I'm like,
why are you yelling at me? Yeah? What on earth?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Let me pump this gas? But now I would love why.
I would love to hear how you're connecting a TikTok funeral.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
At the gas station.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Me too, well, ump, but okay, yeah, hanging there.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
So then after the gas station questions, My issue now
is drive through questions. You go to the drive through,
you place your order, very detailed order I give.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Okay, I understand. You asked me, would you like a cookie?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
You know?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
No, I didn't.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Where are we okay, everywhere they always got a cookie? Cookie? Cookie?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Ever?
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Off? Where are you? Where are you driving?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Donald? Everywhere?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Key?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Everybody one?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Maybe they got cookies. Okay, go ahead, offer your cookie.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I'm like, okay, no buddy has no no one ever
drive through, No one has ever. No one's ever said
to me, kiki, uh, that'll be nineteen ninety four, please
to pull for By the way, would you like a cookie?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
That? Would you like? Would you like to include a
cookie with your order?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Well, consider yourself lucky.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Because it starts with the cookie. Then it goes to
would you like to donate?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Probably, First they say would you like to donate? And
they give you the calls okay, and then you I
say no, I'm tired.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
You do.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I am tired, Jason. I donate enough on my own.
I don't need to do it with the cookie or so,
then they say, would you like would you like to
round up?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Like I would actually just like to get this order.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Tell me you know, I.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Would like to move on.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
And so I feel like as somebody who used to
work in a drive through, and yes, they gave us
questions and prompts to add, I would take it upon
myself to select one, like I'm going to ask this
person would they like a cookie?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
The next person, I'm gonna ask them when they like
to donate? Okay, I don't like that. Don't hit me
with seven different questions after.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
What's gonna land if you keep going rotation?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, you forgot the app one?
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Are you going to get your answer?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
That your Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I wouldn't be if I get that one right. Yeah,
I don't understand that question. I'm in the drive I'm
talking to you right now, I'm.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Using up in the drive through.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
If I did that, I would tell you.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Then I don't need to talk to you. I don't
need to tell you. What I want is okay, but
hold on.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
More important and what concerns me more is how is
a TikTok funeral? And grinding up at the drive through
connected this one up for me.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
If I had donated to the Diabetes for maybe the
lady would have died.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
That's the connection.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Oh my god, you did. You really brought that together.
There you go waiting, Thank you. Set next read show
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