March 27, 2025 • 7 mins
Jason's attempt to get his boyfriend a passport turns into an epic fail!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do a blog.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
All right, thank you, dear blog. So this is for
all my people that have to do everything for their partner.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Now, my boyfriend Mike does a lot for me, like
provide me shelter. Okay, right, And however, if you remember,
I won a trip to anywhere that I want to
go in the whole world from here from work. It
was amazing. And so one thing that we're getting everything together.
But one thing that we need to work on is
(00:29):
that Mike does not have a passport, and that has
never had one in his fifty years on this earth.
He doesn't have a passport. So I go online. I
read the five page document about how you get a passport. Okay,
we make I make the appointment for him. We have
to go to the post office to get you know,
his picture taken and to get the passport. Role like,
(00:52):
I read the checklist of all the things that we
have to bring. I then pull said things and put
them all in a flabeled folder like his true assistance. Yes,
it's like a good assistant wood Okay, it's.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Like my mom and my dad. Honestly, this is yes, yes,
and basically prepared. So all my dad has to do
is physically be there exactly, and even that is a challenge.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yes, but your boy messed up on one thing, and
that was putting his phone number as the contact and
not my own. And the reason that was a mistake
is because last Saturday I made the appointment. On a Saturday,
I'm like, okay, I'll be home. You're off, let's go.
We're gonna go together. I drive him to the post office. Okay.
We walk inside, wait in line, get up to the
(01:33):
to the nice man at the counter, We're like, we
have a passport appointment, and he goes, what are you
guys doing here? We called and canceled all those We
don't have an agent today who does passports.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
And I'm like, oh, I.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Didn't get a call. I was like, did you get
a call? My keeping? Mike's like I didn't get a call.
I was like, I didn't get an email. Like I
put my email. I was smart enough to do that,
put Mike's phone number. So I'm like mad, Right, we
get in the car, I'm like, just check your voice, smail, whatever.
And in today's episode of Why I'm Dating the male
version of Kiki, he opens his voicemail. There are twelve
(02:07):
unlistened to voicemails, one being from Tanya at the post
office to say that we get to cancel our appointment.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
What so, how do people live like this? I don't
know twelve listened to voicemails or fourteen or whatever it
was to me, that is fourteen little mysteries that are
just sitting there waiting for me to solve them. Like,
I can't imagine the stress of knowing that I had
fourteen unlistened to voicemails. And you live in this stop
(02:41):
and light the mechanic and Kiki live in this kind of.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Shy scrolling through her phone. What is the number, Kiki?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I don't even know where where do you find?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
It's not even it doesn't stay on the bottom of
the little red badge. Oh I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Two voicemail, Yes, voicemails.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
That is two hundred fifty Q. I mean you know
what why Seacrest could be in there the next van
of white and you don't even know it. Listen, how
do you live like this?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
What?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
The people probably need to talk to you, Well they
don't because why are you leaving me a voicemail? It's
twenty twenty five? Like, come on, now, you can text me,
you can DM me on Instagram. We can go love together.
Why do you send me a voicemail?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
We didn't respond to that either.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Let's resort I respond to you know, dms okay and
comments on Instagram, not always text. I got a lot
of those two. But you know, this is Mike's way
of protecting his peace, because if you truly need to
get to Mike, you'll call Jason.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Is the problem.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I think level of anxiety that this, this this generates
out from me is just wild. People who have hundreds
of unready emails, with thousands and unlistened to voicemails. I mean,
I get off the plane, you know, like a lot
of times you don't have internet on the plane. I'll
land you need and there's a bunch of messages and
emails and stuff, and I'm going, I'm just freaking out
because I'm like, what did I miss? What's going on?
(04:04):
And I have to catch up? No, because if I don't,
you know, I don't know what if there's something important
in there? What if they're calling to tell me, you know,
I don't know what are they? I mean, hey, you're fired,
Like you don't have to come anymore. Like I don't know,
and I've been calling. By the way, Kiy, I've been
calling you for two hundred and fifty times, tell you
not to come anymore, and you I'm going to keep
(04:26):
on coming.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
I didn't get the message. This is why you guys.
You need to protect your piece.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Like someone's leaving you a voicemail, they don't really want
anything you don't.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Is that other way? Is that's true. I will not
leave a voicemail like now in this day and age,
because it gives me strust to screwd. You're looking at
it as problems. I'm looking at it as there's two
hundred and fifty pieces of bad news. Like that's where
my brain initially goes.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
To a voicemail if it's imperative, like the only way
if you if it's a voicemail from me, then it
was something that I needed you to know, which is
how voicemail should be used in twenty twenty five, By
the way, nobody should just be leaving Willy Neely voicemails.
Hey it's me. I know it's yeah, Okay, I already
saw the color Idea already saw Okay, I know it's you.
(05:10):
But if you leave me if a voicemail pops up,
that means okay, oh wow, like we got to talk
about something.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Apparently, Yes, no, it's it's the student loan people inviting
me to start repaying it. And I'm like, no, you know,
I'm not listening to that. I got too much going on.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Inviting you as well, right, I think we wanted two things.
We've learned two things. There there are people out there
who are wild people, and they apparently don't even think
they need to read or respond to email messages or
listening to voicemail. And then there are then also, we've
learned that there are people out there, like Jason Brown
(05:44):
who basically have to prop up their partner and physically
mar them to their obligations. And I'm telling you my dad,
I love my dad to death. My dad is Mike
the mechanic he's except he's not gay. It's the same
thing my mom has to do everything for this man,
Like literally, okay, here, you need to go to the doctor.
(06:04):
Here's what you need to ask them, here's a list
of questions. You know what, forget it, I'll go with
you because and then she's like, I want to see
the report from the visit. Correct, you know, you got
to go do this, Hey, you got to go do that. Hey.
And my dad is a wonderful man, and my mom
is very controlling and type in a lovely way. But
nonetheless it is crazy to me, Like it is nuts
(06:26):
that that there are people out there who need someone
else to do this for them in the way that
I mean, Jason, how would he survive without you?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Well, the thing, it's so funny. So I rescheduled his
appointment right, which is today, but it's during work. So
I was like, you're gonna have to leave the garage
and it goes. So I put the passport, but I
put the folder by his keys, and so I was like, hey,
tomorrow to forty five, you know, don't forget. He goes,
looks at me and goes, well, are you gonna be here?
I'm like, no, I'm going to be at work. You're
going to need to leave work, yeah, and go take
(06:55):
care of your business by yourself. So let's take a vote.
How many people the certain think that he's actually this
is going to get accomplished today.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Jason, why would you say you want to send him
with a file folder. They're gonna they're gonna ask that man,
what's his name? He go, I don't know what it's called.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Jason like function in my no.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I'll report fact. You know
Speaker 1 (07:18):
You better, you've been
Do a blog.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
All right, thank you, dear blog. So this is for
all my people that have to do everything for their partner.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Now, my boyfriend Mike does a lot for me, like
provide me shelter. Okay, right, And however, if you remember,
I won a trip to anywhere that I want to
go in the whole world from here from work. It
was amazing. And so one thing that we're getting everything together.
But one thing that we need to work on is
(00:29):
that Mike does not have a passport, and that has
never had one in his fifty years on this earth.
He doesn't have a passport. So I go online. I
read the five page document about how you get a passport. Okay,
we make I make the appointment for him. We have
to go to the post office to get you know,
his picture taken and to get the passport. Role like,
(00:52):
I read the checklist of all the things that we
have to bring. I then pull said things and put
them all in a flabeled folder like his true assistance. Yes,
it's like a good assistant wood Okay, it's.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Like my mom and my dad. Honestly, this is yes, yes,
and basically prepared. So all my dad has to do
is physically be there exactly, and even that is a challenge.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yes, but your boy messed up on one thing, and
that was putting his phone number as the contact and
not my own. And the reason that was a mistake
is because last Saturday I made the appointment. On a Saturday,
I'm like, okay, I'll be home. You're off, let's go.
We're gonna go together. I drive him to the post office. Okay.
We walk inside, wait in line, get up to the
(01:33):
to the nice man at the counter, We're like, we
have a passport appointment, and he goes, what are you
guys doing here? We called and canceled all those We
don't have an agent today who does passports.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
And I'm like, oh, I.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Didn't get a call. I was like, did you get
a call? My keeping? Mike's like I didn't get a call.
I was like, I didn't get an email. Like I
put my email. I was smart enough to do that,
put Mike's phone number. So I'm like mad, Right, we
get in the car, I'm like, just check your voice, smail, whatever.
And in today's episode of Why I'm Dating the male
version of Kiki, he opens his voicemail. There are twelve
(02:07):
unlistened to voicemails, one being from Tanya at the post
office to say that we get to cancel our appointment.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
What so, how do people live like this? I don't
know twelve listened to voicemails or fourteen or whatever it
was to me, that is fourteen little mysteries that are
just sitting there waiting for me to solve them. Like,
I can't imagine the stress of knowing that I had
fourteen unlistened to voicemails. And you live in this stop
(02:41):
and light the mechanic and Kiki live in this kind of.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Shy scrolling through her phone. What is the number, Kiki?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I don't even know where where do you find?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
It's not even it doesn't stay on the bottom of
the little red badge. Oh I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Two voicemail, Yes, voicemails.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
That is two hundred fifty Q. I mean you know
what why Seacrest could be in there the next van
of white and you don't even know it. Listen, how
do you live like this?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
What?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
The people probably need to talk to you, Well they
don't because why are you leaving me a voicemail? It's
twenty twenty five? Like, come on, now, you can text me,
you can DM me on Instagram. We can go love together.
Why do you send me a voicemail?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
We didn't respond to that either.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Let's resort I respond to you know, dms okay and
comments on Instagram, not always text. I got a lot
of those two. But you know, this is Mike's way
of protecting his peace, because if you truly need to
get to Mike, you'll call Jason.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Is the problem.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I think level of anxiety that this, this this generates
out from me is just wild. People who have hundreds
of unready emails, with thousands and unlistened to voicemails. I mean,
I get off the plane, you know, like a lot
of times you don't have internet on the plane. I'll
land you need and there's a bunch of messages and
emails and stuff, and I'm going, I'm just freaking out
because I'm like, what did I miss? What's going on?
(04:04):
And I have to catch up? No, because if I don't,
you know, I don't know what if there's something important
in there? What if they're calling to tell me, you know,
I don't know what are they? I mean, hey, you're fired,
Like you don't have to come anymore. Like I don't know,
and I've been calling. By the way, Kiy, I've been
calling you for two hundred and fifty times, tell you
not to come anymore, and you I'm going to keep
(04:26):
on coming.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
I didn't get the message. This is why you guys.
You need to protect your piece.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Like someone's leaving you a voicemail, they don't really want
anything you don't.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Is that other way? Is that's true. I will not
leave a voicemail like now in this day and age,
because it gives me strust to screwd. You're looking at
it as problems. I'm looking at it as there's two
hundred and fifty pieces of bad news. Like that's where
my brain initially goes.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
To a voicemail if it's imperative, like the only way
if you if it's a voicemail from me, then it
was something that I needed you to know, which is
how voicemail should be used in twenty twenty five, By
the way, nobody should just be leaving Willy Neely voicemails.
Hey it's me. I know it's yeah, Okay, I already
saw the color Idea already saw Okay, I know it's you.
(05:10):
But if you leave me if a voicemail pops up,
that means okay, oh wow, like we got to talk
about something.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Apparently, Yes, no, it's it's the student loan people inviting
me to start repaying it. And I'm like, no, you know,
I'm not listening to that. I got too much going on.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Inviting you as well, right, I think we wanted two things.
We've learned two things. There there are people out there
who are wild people, and they apparently don't even think
they need to read or respond to email messages or
listening to voicemail. And then there are then also, we've
learned that there are people out there, like Jason Brown
(05:44):
who basically have to prop up their partner and physically
mar them to their obligations. And I'm telling you my dad,
I love my dad to death. My dad is Mike
the mechanic he's except he's not gay. It's the same
thing my mom has to do everything for this man,
Like literally, okay, here, you need to go to the doctor.
(06:04):
Here's what you need to ask them, here's a list
of questions. You know what, forget it, I'll go with
you because and then she's like, I want to see
the report from the visit. Correct, you know, you got
to go do this, Hey, you got to go do that. Hey.
And my dad is a wonderful man, and my mom
is very controlling and type in a lovely way. But
nonetheless it is crazy to me, Like it is nuts
(06:26):
that that there are people out there who need someone
else to do this for them in the way that
I mean, Jason, how would he survive without you?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Well, the thing, it's so funny. So I rescheduled his
appointment right, which is today, but it's during work. So
I was like, you're gonna have to leave the garage
and it goes. So I put the passport, but I
put the folder by his keys, and so I was like, hey,
tomorrow to forty five, you know, don't forget. He goes,
looks at me and goes, well, are you gonna be here?
I'm like, no, I'm going to be at work. You're
going to need to leave work, yeah, and go take
(06:55):
care of your business by yourself. So let's take a vote.
How many people the certain think that he's actually this
is going to get accomplished today.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Jason, why would you say you want to send him
with a file folder. They're gonna they're gonna ask that man,
what's his name? He go, I don't know what it's called.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Jason like function in my no.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I'll report fact. You know
Speaker 1 (07:18):
You better, you've been
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