Jason Vs. Spiders

Jason had a fight with a spider this morning! Listen to find out who won, lol! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jason's contribution. This morning, a spider was hanging from the
ceiling in my kitchen today. Yes, now they have gone
too far. This is a bathroom insect. What are you
doing in the.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Kitchen exactly by my food? How dare you? Like, I
don't know. I hate seeing a spider in the shower, Like,
but at this point, okay, if you're gonna be anywhere,
like that's an acceptable spot, right, Like I'm vulnerable, I'm naked,
I'm wet, there's water everywhere, right, but like, okay, if
I'm going to see you anywhere in my home, then like.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Oh my god, I had a sip of coffee in
my mouth when you said that, I just get it
everywhere exactly the text I'm looking for on a Friday night.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Right, isolate that Chris hands in my god, I'm naked,
I'm wet, I'm in the shower. You promise, I mean
it's me. There's a lot going on, but like, okay,
I can avoid the spider in the shower, right, of course,
But for it to be hanging from my ceiling in
the kitchen to a point where I almost walked right
into it, like in the walkway, Like, no, bro, you

(00:59):
gotta show like you're doing too much. Yeah, take several seats.
And so I took a lot of pleasure in squishing him.
I had to do it. How dare I just set,
you know, a lesson or whatever an example. Yeah, it's
I tell your friends first, and now I'm gonna kill you.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
And I don't think he's not gonna be able to
tell his friends back in the nest or whatever the
spiders dan wherever they live, because he's no longer with us. Yeah,
I mean, what was he thinking? Everyone knows. Everyone knows
the spiders only belong to the bathroom. Everyone knows that
what number one about being a spider?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Right, what's next? The bedroom? Absolutely not, But you got
to stop it here is respectful, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
But as we learned, your fear of spiders was not.
In fact, you learned that over time for whatever reason,
I have a spider bit you, or if someone told
you to be afraid of spiders, because in the fun
fact that last week of the week before, we learned
that what is it the fear of falling and something
else fears? Yeah, but not not the fear of spiders.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
So you taught yourself that, Yeah, that seems it was
probably like impression, you know, it's an impression from others.
So I feel like that's a common fear, right, But spiders,
I've never had a spider bit bite me, like Spider Man.
Spider Man, I just don't like, like, I just don't
like how they how they be moving, you know, like.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
They never had a spider bite me. Okay, but like
just a guy on in boys down dress like Spider Man. One.
But you asked, but you wanted that that was something
you wanted, yes

Speaker 2 (02:32):
And that spiders can be in any room that they
would like.