April 2, 2025 • 5 mins
Kaelin finds April Fools to be the worst holiday and she's sick of everyone participating in it!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, they talk better than they excited.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Tell me.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
These are the radio blogs on the French, like a
writing in our diaries, except we say them aliud we
call them logs. Calin's taking a stand, if you would
go ahead.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Thank you, dear blog.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
So I am going to sound like a curmudgeon, and
I'm fully okay with that.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I'm getting older.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I don't get offended when people call me old or
when they text us that were old heads. Sometimes you
know what our parents told us when we were younger.
You're going to realize it one day. Boy, I'm realizing it.
So you can call me a curmudgeon. But I'm just
here to say, knock it off, Okay, knock it off
with April Fools. It is the worst holiday we have
in our calendar.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Think about a key kup. Don't be so shocked with you.
It is the worst holiday.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
And it doesn't seem like anyone still enjoys it or
likes it. Like everyone kind of dislikes it. So why
are we keeping it alive? First of all? Second of all,
you'd be hard pressed to find in April Fools that's
actually funny, Like I.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Can't think of well, they're usually all so bad.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yeah, they're so bad.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I mean, we work in this industry where sometimes people
are cornier than others, and I think, you know, olden
day radio loved an April Fool's Day. I just the
internet is not a fun place to be telling me
my favorite shows are changing or getting canceled.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
The workplace is not a fun place to be. I'm
not like a prank person in general.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I mean, I know, I jump out and scare my
boyfriend sometimes, but other than that, it's like we're all
our nervous systems are going enough. I don't need to
be shocked or pranked. I don't get it. I don't
like it. Knock it off. It's not funny. Can we
change the holiday? Can we rebrand April Fool's Day.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
There was a radio station in LA that went to
yacht Rock FM for the day yesterday, and I actually
like yacht rock, so I thought that was pretty good.
And they really went all in, like they straight up
they changed everything to make it look like it was real,
and I thought that was kind of genius. The problem is,
I don't know that people maybe don't like that better
than what they were doing, So it's like that's the
(02:04):
worst thing that I could think of is doing a
prank and then having everyone be like that is so
that is so cool, that's so much better. And I
don't you know, they have a good morning show and
whatever else. It's a legendary radio station. So I don't
mean that, but but that would be the most insulting
thing I could think of, is if we did something
where we weren't here, like, oh, we changed the morning show,
we changed the format. Everyone's like, we like this better great.
(02:26):
I don't know. I just yeah, don't insult me with
your stupid pranks.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Just knock it off. We're all having a hard enough time.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Life is tough, the world is weird, Like, let's just
go easy.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
And it's also so like it's so like nineties, it's
like eighties to do like wacky prank.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I don't know, like, don't put some ran wrap on
my toilet seat.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I don't have time.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
You know. It's just about who's stinking into your home
and puttings? Who's wrapping?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Don't they puts her it anywhere?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Shane, stop with the fake turns man, what are you doing.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
A fake bug?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Like?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
It's not funny, the pranky. It doesn't think it's funny,
and everybody doesn't like you a little bit if you're
the prankster, you know.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, so it's actually funny because I think it was
last night. There was an Atlanta Hawks fan, you know
how like at the games of bulls games or whatever games,
they have like the little competitions during the timeout, so
they'll have like fans come out. If you make a
layup and a free throw and a three pointer, you
get like, you know, a free hot dog or something. Well,
there's a Hawks fan. It was injured while taking part
(03:33):
in the contest during the Hawks lost last night. The
fan was taking part in a Tic tac toe theme
competition at the arena. He went for a layup, seemed
to slip, took a few steps. He then fell on
the ground, grabbed his knee. He was placed on a
stretcher by medical and arena personnel and they're insisting, the
Hawks are that that was not an April Fool's prank
(03:56):
because it's like okay, you know, or like you know,
you in the games and the proposal that goes wrong
or the popcorn that gets spilled on the guy who
turns out he sells season tickets, you know, for the
you know what I mean, Like it's whatever, and and
I shouldn't make fun of that stuff because I was
a part of some of it. When I was an
in arena announcer for the Charlotte Bobcats now that Charlotte Hornets,
(04:20):
I was privy to more than one of these stupid
things where it was all set up. I forget what
we did. We did like a dating game one time
at halftime, where like it was it was two people
that worked in the season ticket office and it was
planted and like I don't know, it was a bad
proposal and it went viral. It was, but it was
a fake. It was well done though, like not by me,
but it was well planned. But this was this was
(04:40):
this was before it's time.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Okay, I'll accept that, but like see that's the thing though,
what if you need help on April Fool's Day and
your friend's like nothing, back it off, you know, yeah,
Like what if all.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
The paramedics were like, we're not helping it, like get
we got it broke my inkle. But it happened on
April first, and so this dude, I don't know if
he like tore his acl or what he did accident,
but like no one believes that it's real because they
happened on April first, and so they actually had to,
I guess, issue a press release to the Atlanta Journal
Constitution saying that this was in fact not an April
(05:12):
Fool's joke. And I also don't think jokes for people
get hurt are funny.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
No, they're not funny.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I hope it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Speaking of Gigi Paulina's daughter, who's one today, remember she
was really stretched. She didn't want her birthday on April
Fool's Day.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, she held it in there, she squeezed it, she
crossed her legs. She did absolutely not, not on my watch.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
We need a rebrand, not.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
On April first. Yeah, I'm with you. I know I
don't like any I know I'm not a wacky guy.
I don't like wacky. Hey, we're corny as hell. Good morning,
got her body. We're not corny. We're also not funny
sometimes either, So you know, there's them
Yeah, they talk better than they excited.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Tell me.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
These are the radio blogs on the French, like a
writing in our diaries, except we say them aliud we
call them logs. Calin's taking a stand, if you would
go ahead.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Thank you, dear blog.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
So I am going to sound like a curmudgeon, and
I'm fully okay with that.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I'm getting older.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I don't get offended when people call me old or
when they text us that were old heads. Sometimes you
know what our parents told us when we were younger.
You're going to realize it one day. Boy, I'm realizing it.
So you can call me a curmudgeon. But I'm just
here to say, knock it off, Okay, knock it off
with April Fools. It is the worst holiday we have
in our calendar.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Think about a key kup. Don't be so shocked with you.
It is the worst holiday.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
And it doesn't seem like anyone still enjoys it or
likes it. Like everyone kind of dislikes it. So why
are we keeping it alive? First of all? Second of all,
you'd be hard pressed to find in April Fools that's
actually funny, Like I.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Can't think of well, they're usually all so bad.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yeah, they're so bad.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I mean, we work in this industry where sometimes people
are cornier than others, and I think, you know, olden
day radio loved an April Fool's Day. I just the
internet is not a fun place to be telling me
my favorite shows are changing or getting canceled.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
The workplace is not a fun place to be. I'm
not like a prank person in general.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I mean, I know, I jump out and scare my
boyfriend sometimes, but other than that, it's like we're all
our nervous systems are going enough. I don't need to
be shocked or pranked. I don't get it. I don't
like it. Knock it off. It's not funny. Can we
change the holiday? Can we rebrand April Fool's Day.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
There was a radio station in LA that went to
yacht Rock FM for the day yesterday, and I actually
like yacht rock, so I thought that was pretty good.
And they really went all in, like they straight up
they changed everything to make it look like it was real,
and I thought that was kind of genius. The problem is,
I don't know that people maybe don't like that better
than what they were doing, So it's like that's the
(02:04):
worst thing that I could think of is doing a
prank and then having everyone be like that is so
that is so cool, that's so much better. And I
don't you know, they have a good morning show and
whatever else. It's a legendary radio station. So I don't
mean that, but but that would be the most insulting
thing I could think of, is if we did something
where we weren't here, like, oh, we changed the morning show,
we changed the format. Everyone's like, we like this better great.
(02:26):
I don't know. I just yeah, don't insult me with
your stupid pranks.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Just knock it off. We're all having a hard enough time.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Life is tough, the world is weird, Like, let's just
go easy.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
And it's also so like it's so like nineties, it's
like eighties to do like wacky prank.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I don't know, like, don't put some ran wrap on
my toilet seat.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I don't have time.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
You know. It's just about who's stinking into your home
and puttings? Who's wrapping?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Don't they puts her it anywhere?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Shane, stop with the fake turns man, what are you doing.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
A fake bug?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Like?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
It's not funny, the pranky. It doesn't think it's funny,
and everybody doesn't like you a little bit if you're
the prankster, you know.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, so it's actually funny because I think it was
last night. There was an Atlanta Hawks fan, you know
how like at the games of bulls games or whatever games,
they have like the little competitions during the timeout, so
they'll have like fans come out. If you make a
layup and a free throw and a three pointer, you
get like, you know, a free hot dog or something. Well,
there's a Hawks fan. It was injured while taking part
(03:33):
in the contest during the Hawks lost last night. The
fan was taking part in a Tic tac toe theme
competition at the arena. He went for a layup, seemed
to slip, took a few steps. He then fell on
the ground, grabbed his knee. He was placed on a
stretcher by medical and arena personnel and they're insisting, the
Hawks are that that was not an April Fool's prank
(03:56):
because it's like okay, you know, or like you know,
you in the games and the proposal that goes wrong
or the popcorn that gets spilled on the guy who
turns out he sells season tickets, you know, for the
you know what I mean, Like it's whatever, and and
I shouldn't make fun of that stuff because I was
a part of some of it. When I was an
in arena announcer for the Charlotte Bobcats now that Charlotte Hornets,
(04:20):
I was privy to more than one of these stupid
things where it was all set up. I forget what
we did. We did like a dating game one time
at halftime, where like it was it was two people
that worked in the season ticket office and it was
planted and like I don't know, it was a bad
proposal and it went viral. It was, but it was
a fake. It was well done though, like not by me,
but it was well planned. But this was this was
(04:40):
this was before it's time.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Okay, I'll accept that, but like see that's the thing though,
what if you need help on April Fool's Day and
your friend's like nothing, back it off, you know, yeah,
Like what if all.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
The paramedics were like, we're not helping it, like get
we got it broke my inkle. But it happened on
April first, and so this dude, I don't know if
he like tore his acl or what he did accident,
but like no one believes that it's real because they
happened on April first, and so they actually had to,
I guess, issue a press release to the Atlanta Journal
Constitution saying that this was in fact not an April
(05:12):
Fool's joke. And I also don't think jokes for people
get hurt are funny.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
No, they're not funny.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I hope it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Speaking of Gigi Paulina's daughter, who's one today, remember she
was really stretched. She didn't want her birthday on April
Fool's Day.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, she held it in there, she squeezed it, she
crossed her legs. She did absolutely not, not on my watch.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
We need a rebrand, not.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
On April first. Yeah, I'm with you. I know I
don't like any I know I'm not a wacky guy.
I don't like wacky. Hey, we're corny as hell. Good morning,
got her body. We're not corny. We're also not funny
sometimes either, So you know, there's them
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