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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Red Show is on the biggest stories of the day.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm not sure why the Masters it gets me every year,
but the Master. I watch the Sunday Masters. I do,
and I don't watch golf really and I don't normally
care about the PGA, but the Sunday Masters, it's like
that that little piano music they play. It's like Sunday.
It's like perfect Sunday nap, you know, like three or
(00:24):
four naps, you know, over the course of four hours.
I'll wake up like what because you fall asleep? Wow,
let me see if I can find the Master's music
for you.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Right, what are you watching?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Like?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
What are they doing it?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
They're playing golf, but it tasts like four hours.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
It is very chill.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Yeah, it's like, whoever, it's the biggest thing that's ever
going to happen to these people, Like if they win,
it's it's it's the greatest moment of their lives.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
And you're watching it all unfold. And yesterday Roy mcelory
almost blew it. He had it, he had it. And
this seems to happen on Sunday because the pressure, I
think gets to these men. And then and then you know,
what's his name? Justin Rose I think was his name,
came back. He had like nine shot better game that
a round on Sunday that he's on Saturday. And then
(01:15):
it went to a playoff, and then Rory almost lost,
and I can't. I don't know if this is the music.
I don't know what I'm listening to. This is a
I'm not even gonna I'm eve gonna shaven attempt this.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
It's a little piano music. Did's bloom bloom blam blom bom.
You never heard this, you know, you know what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
No, I don't watch the Masters, you know, not big
on my list.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
You know. And then you got Jim nance and I can't.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I make fun of this every year, but yesterday he
was he was on it any and and the man Jim,
you know, he had to go into a playoff. You
could tell like they really tee up the final round
sort of like storytelling. And then as they're walking down
eighteen and it looks like one of them is gonna win,
they get into the really sappy stories when the problem
was then it went to a playoff, and then Jim
(01:57):
Nantzy's like, oh give me another sheet, you know, because
now I gotta do this for another hour. It's like
Roy McClory, he's walking down eighteen growing up his parents.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
This is real, This is real.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Growing up his parents didn't have a lot of money
and they spent all of it so that their son
would have the best possible chance. And one time, when
Roy was thirteen, they went to the driving range and
his dad only had a quarter and that was only
going to get him thirty.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Balls, and he's like walking, you know, up to the
green or whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
And Roy went to his dad and said, I want
to play some golf today and he said, son, I'm
dead serious, son, I only have a quarter. What it's
only going to get you thirty balls, and I don't
get paid till Tuesday. So hit each one of them
like the masters, depends on it.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
And that moment is now.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Oh my god, it's like jail him.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Cheers and streaming down my face like that moment is now,
my god, it's right now. Rory mess this up that
he did, but he won, but he won.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Roy Roy McElroy won his first green jacket the thirty
five year old. And here's the other thing. Were you watching, Caitlin,
because the shame time made you.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Watch, I was forced all different places.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
His wife is not having it. His wife done like him. Now,
if you remember a year ago, there were rumors, yep,
that Roy was hooking up and I called it before
the rumors even came out because I was.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Just watching this.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
But there's a woman who does like the post interviews
with the golfers that don't win.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I remember this.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I can't remember what her name is, but but but
there was there were rumors that he was getting Roy
was getting with that woman. And then he reconcile with
his wife, and his wife was there because the Master
is like a whole week thing, and there's like family
events earlier in the week, and they were showing footage
of early in the week, like his daughter did something
really cute and whatever, and the wife just wasn't having it,
(03:52):
didn't want to, like, wasn't involved in half the activities,
didn't smile one time. It was like she did not
want to be there. And then even yesterday they kept
going to her and it was like this forced enthusiasm
because there were cameras all over her, you know, so
she couldn't like not support her husband. But you could
tell you, I just I could see the body language
that this woman was not and then and then even
(04:15):
Rory like when he was when he won, he grabs
his daughter and not his.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Wife grabbed it.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
And then he leaves them, both of them behind and
walks in front of all of them, like fifty feet
in front of his whole family, walking up to the thing.
I'm like, my wife and my kid will be right
there with me. I just won the Masters. Why are
they so far behind me? What's my mom? Why are
they all with me? I was very upset about this,
But he won, and he completed a career Grand Slam,
which means he's won all of the all the big tournaments.
(04:43):
And he joins a bunch of guys Jack Nicholas, Tiger Woods,
Ben Hogan, Gary Player, and Jean sarahsim who are the
only golfers to capture the four major championships in the
Master's era.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
So he's got all of them. So congratulations to Rory.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
You should watch It's I mean, maybe, okay, there's a
lot of cheating going on in golf.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I think there are Shenanigan's. Yeah, but you're talking about
you talking about relationships.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yes, I'm here for I got to figure this whole
thing out.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Well, girl, speaking of that, my uh my best friend's
fiance was at the master's and they can't bring their
phone in, so for twelve hours a day, Oh.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
He's just missing.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
He's just missing.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
And I have no idea how they enforced that. I
have no idea how they're going to know your phone
in your pants.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I have no idea how they would know.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
But I was like, girl, twelve hours a day, you
don't know if he's okay. That would freak me out.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, Mere's Caylin walking into work today. She's always dreamed
of being an entertainment reporter on a major's naturally syndicated
radio show, and today is her moment. And she once
went to her mom and said, Mom, I want to
be the lead in the play. And her mom said,
we don't have the money.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Pretty much, but she always found it somewhere.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
We don't have the money for the costumes, and cal.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Why are we supplying the costage?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Young young? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I don't know, and yeah, someone else's not And then
she asked, why can't Dad pay for it? And mom said,
we don't know who dad is.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I'm getting.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Dad was making my costume.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
That's where he was.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
And then Calen found the cigarettes her dad left behind
and sold them each one by one to raise the
money for that day.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
And she was the star.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
My grand slam is today.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Of snow white in the first grade. And now look
at her sore in her moment. That's what it is.
That's what they do. Jeff Bezos. Blue Origin is going
to launch its eleventh crewed flight today with pop star
Katie Perry on.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Board this why not saying why why wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
It's the first all all female crew since someone from
the Soviet Union became the first woman in space during
its solo flight in nineteen sixty three. Also, Gail King
is going to be on there, and some other people,
some scientists and oh and Lauren Sanchez, the fiance of
Blue Origin founder Jeff Bezos. They're going to launch the
(07:14):
crew from the company's launch site one in West Texas.
It'll fly a suborbital trajectory that will give its crew
several minutes of waitless time to float around. Their new
shepherd will land under parachutes on the desert floor to
end the trip. The whole ride will take about ten minutes.
There'll be a live stream of this. You know it's
gonna be on CBS and the whole thing. But I
saw them doing all the press over the weekend. Those
(07:34):
spacesuits were so fitted.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
I was like, oh my god, I kind of want
a space suits.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Space suits have no functionality whatsoever. They probably spend hours
making them just perfect for each one of them, cause
that skin tight.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Yeah, yeah, these things. It looks like fashion nova. I'm
not even kidding that.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I'm like, is there any actual like is this going
to save them from anything like it? Because when it's that,
when you're going to fashion over function, like, is this
you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Oh yeah, you congratulations? I just want one.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
That shit. The wast oh the little built a.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Bunch of Coachella stories Today. Some festival goers were stuck
in traffic for twelve hours before getting into the Coachella grounds.
They were sharing what they didn't have access to, like bathrooms, water,
or gas while they waited in line with temperatures at
one hundred degrees. Also, Coachella attendees are slamming the festivals
diabolical food and drink. Price has been hearing about this forever,
(08:28):
but the Coachella Valley music and Arts festival.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
They were mad.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
For example, one woman shared on TikTok's go a taco,
nachos and lemonades for two people were one hundred and
two dollars. And what about this is appealing one way in,
one way out. Takes twelve hours to get in. If
you're not camping, then you got to try and get
in and out every day. You've done it right? Yeah, yeah, why.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Because it's the best festival there is. Honestly, it's clean,
it's well run. I would never camp at Coachella. So
that's their first issue. First of all, the dust storms
make you inhale hail.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Like the dust.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
You have black boogers after so and you're in the
desert and it's.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Like so hot.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
Why would you camp? First of all, that's your first mistake.
But it's a great festival. It's run well. If you
saw the sets, I mean, I'm gonna talk about them
in the port, but it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
A young Kalin just named her whole life to attend Coachella.
This is true, and finally she got her moment to
cram with black boogers.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
It seems like that they would be at Coachella.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I don't know the B fifty two's and black boogers
for Kalin, but she had her shining moment, her one
shining moment.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Let me see you.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Oh, we've had lists in the last couple of days,
like you know what they found in ubers and just
weird stuff. Now the weirdest finds inside unclaimed luggage. So
I guess if you and I know, this is confusing
to me because they have these places where you can
go and buy bags that people just never claimed. And
my thing is, like if the bag exists and it
(09:58):
had a is it just no tag on it?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Or like if your bag just doesn't go into.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
The ether, if it's lost, right, Like if I go
to the airport and I scan my bag and I
show up in Salt Lake sitting in my bag's not there.
It's not just gone forever. It didn't burn up, you know,
like it's somewhere. But I guess you get to a
point in the process where you just accept it as
being lost, and then they sell it, and they sell
so you can go to a store and you can
buy these just unclaimed bags from people. Some of the
(10:24):
most bizarre things that they found inside the bag freeze,
dried chicken foot a script from the eighty five film
The Goonies. Other unusual items included a toilet seed. You
can't get those anywhere. You can't get a toilet seed
in any home, depot or lows anywhere in the nation.
A glass eye, like if I had a glass eye
in my bag, I would have a vested interest in
(10:46):
finding the bag because my other eye is in it.
An uncut sheet of two dollars bills, an ice spiced
chia pet.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Jason, go get your bag.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
A replica suit of medieval armor, a nineteen forty four
letter signed by Eleanor Roosevelt, a jar of whiskey containing
a preserved rattle sneak, a cuckoo clock, a silicone pregnancy belly,
a antique magician's hat, and an antique mustache curler. Also
a forty thousand dollars diamond ring, a twenty thousand dollars Rolex,
(11:21):
and a ten thousand dollars Louisvitton bag. Wow, all within
these bags, I would really try hard to find my bag.
If I had a Rolex in it, I wouldn't just
go okay, you know, I'll take whatever the airline will
give me. From insurance plus, everyone puts air tags and
stuff in their bags these days, so you know where
it is.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I don't know how this happens.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
And finally, a woman from Long Island is celebrating her
one hundredth birthday by doing things that none of us
in this room can do. Her name is Jerry. She's
a great grandmother. And she performed a five minute plank
five minutes now. Everyone else in the class quit it
two minutes, and she held on for another three. She's
one hundred years old. That has to be some form
of record. But do you think you could do it?
(12:02):
A five minute plank? And this woean's one hundred? No,
and she did it.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
No, you can't feel the rest of her body though.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Lose feeling of your body and one hundred.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
She's a hundred, like she don't that stuff don't even work.
She don't feel that.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Well, you need to don't work?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
How do you flank for five minutes? And one hundred?
Like half your body probably is already up there?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
What you get what I'm saying?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Like her, she might not even feel.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I don't think I could do two minutes. This one
did five. She's one hundred years old. Yeah, it's National
Gardening Day, National Dolphin Day, and National xpouse Day. Oh,
we celebrate those. I don't know why we're celebrating those,
but okay,
The Red Show is on the biggest stories of the day.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm not sure why the Masters it gets me every year,
but the Master. I watch the Sunday Masters. I do,
and I don't watch golf really and I don't normally
care about the PGA, but the Sunday Masters, it's like
that that little piano music they play. It's like Sunday.
It's like perfect Sunday nap, you know, like three or
(00:24):
four naps, you know, over the course of four hours.
I'll wake up like what because you fall asleep? Wow,
let me see if I can find the Master's music
for you.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Right, what are you watching?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Like?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
What are they doing it?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
They're playing golf, but it tasts like four hours.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
It is very chill.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Yeah, it's like, whoever, it's the biggest thing that's ever
going to happen to these people, Like if they win,
it's it's it's the greatest moment of their lives.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
And you're watching it all unfold. And yesterday Roy mcelory
almost blew it. He had it, he had it. And
this seems to happen on Sunday because the pressure, I
think gets to these men. And then and then you know,
what's his name? Justin Rose I think was his name,
came back. He had like nine shot better game that
a round on Sunday that he's on Saturday. And then
(01:15):
it went to a playoff, and then Rory almost lost,
and I can't. I don't know if this is the music.
I don't know what I'm listening to. This is a
I'm not even gonna I'm eve gonna shaven attempt this.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
It's a little piano music. Did's bloom bloom blam blom bom.
You never heard this, you know, you know what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
No, I don't watch the Masters, you know, not big
on my list.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
You know. And then you got Jim nance and I can't.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I make fun of this every year, but yesterday he
was he was on it any and and the man Jim,
you know, he had to go into a playoff. You
could tell like they really tee up the final round
sort of like storytelling. And then as they're walking down
eighteen and it looks like one of them is gonna win,
they get into the really sappy stories when the problem
was then it went to a playoff, and then Jim
(01:57):
Nantzy's like, oh give me another sheet, you know, because
now I gotta do this for another hour. It's like
Roy McClory, he's walking down eighteen growing up his parents.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
This is real, This is real.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Growing up his parents didn't have a lot of money
and they spent all of it so that their son
would have the best possible chance. And one time, when
Roy was thirteen, they went to the driving range and
his dad only had a quarter and that was only
going to get him thirty.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Balls, and he's like walking, you know, up to the
green or whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
And Roy went to his dad and said, I want
to play some golf today and he said, son, I'm
dead serious, son, I only have a quarter. What it's
only going to get you thirty balls, and I don't
get paid till Tuesday. So hit each one of them
like the masters, depends on it.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
And that moment is now.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Oh my god, it's like jail him.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Cheers and streaming down my face like that moment is now,
my god, it's right now. Rory mess this up that
he did, but he won, but he won.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Roy Roy McElroy won his first green jacket the thirty
five year old. And here's the other thing. Were you watching, Caitlin,
because the shame time made you.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Watch, I was forced all different places.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
His wife is not having it. His wife done like him. Now,
if you remember a year ago, there were rumors, yep,
that Roy was hooking up and I called it before
the rumors even came out because I was.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Just watching this.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
But there's a woman who does like the post interviews
with the golfers that don't win.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I remember this.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I can't remember what her name is, but but but
there was there were rumors that he was getting Roy
was getting with that woman. And then he reconcile with
his wife, and his wife was there because the Master
is like a whole week thing, and there's like family
events earlier in the week, and they were showing footage
of early in the week, like his daughter did something
really cute and whatever, and the wife just wasn't having it,
(03:52):
didn't want to, like, wasn't involved in half the activities,
didn't smile one time. It was like she did not
want to be there. And then even yesterday they kept
going to her and it was like this forced enthusiasm
because there were cameras all over her, you know, so
she couldn't like not support her husband. But you could
tell you, I just I could see the body language
that this woman was not and then and then even
(04:15):
Rory like when he was when he won, he grabs
his daughter and not his.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Wife grabbed it.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
And then he leaves them, both of them behind and
walks in front of all of them, like fifty feet
in front of his whole family, walking up to the thing.
I'm like, my wife and my kid will be right
there with me. I just won the Masters. Why are
they so far behind me? What's my mom? Why are
they all with me? I was very upset about this,
But he won, and he completed a career Grand Slam,
which means he's won all of the all the big tournaments.
(04:43):
And he joins a bunch of guys Jack Nicholas, Tiger Woods,
Ben Hogan, Gary Player, and Jean sarahsim who are the
only golfers to capture the four major championships in the
Master's era.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
So he's got all of them. So congratulations to Rory.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
You should watch It's I mean, maybe, okay, there's a
lot of cheating going on in golf.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I think there are Shenanigan's. Yeah, but you're talking about
you talking about relationships.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yes, I'm here for I got to figure this whole
thing out.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Well, girl, speaking of that, my uh my best friend's
fiance was at the master's and they can't bring their
phone in, so for twelve hours a day, Oh.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
He's just missing.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
He's just missing.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
And I have no idea how they enforced that. I
have no idea how they're going to know your phone
in your pants.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I have no idea how they would know.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
But I was like, girl, twelve hours a day, you
don't know if he's okay. That would freak me out.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, Mere's Caylin walking into work today. She's always dreamed
of being an entertainment reporter on a major's naturally syndicated
radio show, and today is her moment. And she once
went to her mom and said, Mom, I want to
be the lead in the play. And her mom said,
we don't have the money.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Pretty much, but she always found it somewhere.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
We don't have the money for the costumes, and cal.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Why are we supplying the costage?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Young young? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I don't know, and yeah, someone else's not And then
she asked, why can't Dad pay for it? And mom said,
we don't know who dad is.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I'm getting.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Dad was making my costume.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
That's where he was.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
And then Calen found the cigarettes her dad left behind
and sold them each one by one to raise the
money for that day.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
And she was the star.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
My grand slam is today.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Of snow white in the first grade. And now look
at her sore in her moment. That's what it is.
That's what they do. Jeff Bezos. Blue Origin is going
to launch its eleventh crewed flight today with pop star
Katie Perry on.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Board this why not saying why why wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
It's the first all all female crew since someone from
the Soviet Union became the first woman in space during
its solo flight in nineteen sixty three. Also, Gail King
is going to be on there, and some other people,
some scientists and oh and Lauren Sanchez, the fiance of
Blue Origin founder Jeff Bezos. They're going to launch the
(07:14):
crew from the company's launch site one in West Texas.
It'll fly a suborbital trajectory that will give its crew
several minutes of waitless time to float around. Their new
shepherd will land under parachutes on the desert floor to
end the trip. The whole ride will take about ten minutes.
There'll be a live stream of this. You know it's
gonna be on CBS and the whole thing. But I
saw them doing all the press over the weekend. Those
(07:34):
spacesuits were so fitted.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
I was like, oh my god, I kind of want
a space suits.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Space suits have no functionality whatsoever. They probably spend hours
making them just perfect for each one of them, cause
that skin tight.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Yeah, yeah, these things. It looks like fashion nova. I'm
not even kidding that.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I'm like, is there any actual like is this going
to save them from anything like it? Because when it's that,
when you're going to fashion over function, like, is this
you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Oh yeah, you congratulations? I just want one.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
That shit. The wast oh the little built a.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Bunch of Coachella stories Today. Some festival goers were stuck
in traffic for twelve hours before getting into the Coachella grounds.
They were sharing what they didn't have access to, like bathrooms, water,
or gas while they waited in line with temperatures at
one hundred degrees. Also, Coachella attendees are slamming the festivals
diabolical food and drink. Price has been hearing about this forever,
(08:28):
but the Coachella Valley music and Arts festival.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
They were mad.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
For example, one woman shared on TikTok's go a taco,
nachos and lemonades for two people were one hundred and
two dollars. And what about this is appealing one way in,
one way out. Takes twelve hours to get in. If
you're not camping, then you got to try and get
in and out every day. You've done it right? Yeah, yeah, why.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Because it's the best festival there is. Honestly, it's clean,
it's well run. I would never camp at Coachella. So
that's their first issue. First of all, the dust storms
make you inhale hail.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Like the dust.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
You have black boogers after so and you're in the
desert and it's.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Like so hot.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
Why would you camp? First of all, that's your first mistake.
But it's a great festival. It's run well. If you
saw the sets, I mean, I'm gonna talk about them
in the port, but it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
A young Kalin just named her whole life to attend Coachella.
This is true, and finally she got her moment to
cram with black boogers.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
It seems like that they would be at Coachella.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I don't know the B fifty two's and black boogers
for Kalin, but she had her shining moment, her one
shining moment.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Let me see you.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Oh, we've had lists in the last couple of days,
like you know what they found in ubers and just
weird stuff. Now the weirdest finds inside unclaimed luggage. So
I guess if you and I know, this is confusing
to me because they have these places where you can
go and buy bags that people just never claimed. And
my thing is, like if the bag exists and it
(09:58):
had a is it just no tag on it?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Or like if your bag just doesn't go into.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
The ether, if it's lost, right, Like if I go
to the airport and I scan my bag and I
show up in Salt Lake sitting in my bag's not there.
It's not just gone forever. It didn't burn up, you know,
like it's somewhere. But I guess you get to a
point in the process where you just accept it as
being lost, and then they sell it, and they sell
so you can go to a store and you can
buy these just unclaimed bags from people. Some of the
(10:24):
most bizarre things that they found inside the bag freeze,
dried chicken foot a script from the eighty five film
The Goonies. Other unusual items included a toilet seed. You
can't get those anywhere. You can't get a toilet seed
in any home, depot or lows anywhere in the nation.
A glass eye, like if I had a glass eye
in my bag, I would have a vested interest in
(10:46):
finding the bag because my other eye is in it.
An uncut sheet of two dollars bills, an ice spiced
chia pet.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Jason, go get your bag.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
A replica suit of medieval armor, a nineteen forty four
letter signed by Eleanor Roosevelt, a jar of whiskey containing
a preserved rattle sneak, a cuckoo clock, a silicone pregnancy belly,
a antique magician's hat, and an antique mustache curler. Also
a forty thousand dollars diamond ring, a twenty thousand dollars Rolex,
(11:21):
and a ten thousand dollars Louisvitton bag. Wow, all within
these bags, I would really try hard to find my bag.
If I had a Rolex in it, I wouldn't just
go okay, you know, I'll take whatever the airline will
give me. From insurance plus, everyone puts air tags and
stuff in their bags these days, so you know where
it is.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I don't know how this happens.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
And finally, a woman from Long Island is celebrating her
one hundredth birthday by doing things that none of us
in this room can do. Her name is Jerry. She's
a great grandmother. And she performed a five minute plank
five minutes now. Everyone else in the class quit it
two minutes, and she held on for another three. She's
one hundred years old. That has to be some form
of record. But do you think you could do it?
(12:02):
A five minute plank? And this woean's one hundred? No,
and she did it.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
No, you can't feel the rest of her body though.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Lose feeling of your body and one hundred.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
She's a hundred, like she don't that stuff don't even work.
She don't feel that.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Well, you need to don't work?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
How do you flank for five minutes? And one hundred?
Like half your body probably is already up there?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
What you get what I'm saying?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Like her, she might not even feel.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I don't think I could do two minutes. This one
did five. She's one hundred years old. Yeah, it's National
Gardening Day, National Dolphin Day, and National xpouse Day. Oh,
we celebrate those. I don't know why we're celebrating those,
but okay,
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