April 15, 2025 • 37 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well up in the city.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I think it's gonna be okay. I feel good about him. Well, yeah,
you did say that at.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Okay, you what mother say?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
You only say it's gonna be terrible. I don't want
to do I'm trying. I'm trying to be positive. In
twenty twenty five, Fred Show is on Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
April fifteen.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Morning, Everyone high, Kaylen, Jason Brown is bad?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
How you feeling better?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Okay? Good?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yes, you look good, thank you. I feel way better
than yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Okay. So, yes, there's some funky stuff going around. There's
some fun funky stuff going around.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Me.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
Never know what's gonna get you. I got me.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I thought it was.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I thought I was getting what Bella had over the weekend,
and then maybe I maybe I don't have the neuro virus.
But it wasn't pretty. It wasn't pretty. Oh it was
creeping up and I was like, oh oh oh no, no, no, you.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Know you're not No, you didn't. I got too much
to do.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
I know that when it comes for you.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
And abrupt ending to our music, I was I was vibe,
don't know why her music, and so abruptly it was
vibing the morning. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's me. Guys.
You better make sure Bella knows that where all the
nuclear codes are. You better make sure she knows we're
leaving the entire operation. If somebody's been doing this for
(01:20):
six months, makes perfect sense around here. Our girl, but hey,
she is, uh, she's learning it all. You know, she
has good teachers.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
She's got good teachers, but she's also got the great
and the want.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yes you hear you know the great?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
He I do hear you?
Speaker 6 (01:36):
Yeah, I saw someone's people. But no, she's she's great
like she wants it and I love that about her.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Well good.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Maybe yeah, we should get her to want something that
that's I mean, a lost skill these days. She did
the girl. Maybe we should get her to want something like,
I don't know, uh, computer coding, something fruitful, something with
the long future. I see where you're going. It's right here.
That's right here on the Fred Show. Will be your
last one standing. Don't worry. Stay blows fun, y'all. Honestly,
(02:06):
I can play whatever you want. You want me to
play some Luther Vandros, I got you. You want me
to play some Michael Bolton, Jase Jason knows I can
do that. Do it how can we be lovers if
we can't be friends? That was that was on in
the house the other day. That came on Random. You
want me to do sports, I'll make it up. I
don't know what the hell I'm talking about. I'll make
it up. What's fine, Kiki? Yeah, you could do country?
(02:26):
Actually can yeehaw? Ye? How this ain't Texas right right?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
This ain't hold them?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
That's right?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, dune dude. Why am I singing? I can sing?
I can do it all morning everyone. I see you
got my present? I did because we can't have we
can't have broken mirrors. On the Fred Show, you were
in here using some kind of broken mirror. And so
I went to the finest establishment, Amazon and I got
and this is the this is the one that everybody buys.
(02:54):
What do they say on there? It's a total gimmick,
I know, but like most popular Amazon overall pick, it's
a total gimmick. I swear that that you can buy
that you can make it to. It says that if
you're the person who sells mirrors, Yes, and I got
gifts coming for the rest of you. Don't worry. Don't worry.
Not just not just gifts for her that's your gift.
Thank it's not even Christmas. Thank you so much. I
(03:14):
looked for a Lego mirror for you, but they probably
have made me one. Maybe maybe I will for Christmas.
Speaker 7 (03:21):
I think you should make each one of us our
own Lego situation.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Oh Jesus. Yes, there's a lot of work you don't understand. Okay,
I love you. Dress well, you better get to work
a lot of work.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
No, I got yours coming. Don't worry now, I can't.
I just don't know what to get you.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Pullin up from the legos because I can't get you
the regular legos because if Gigi gets a hold of
one of those, Oh that's then Hobby will He already
doesn't talk to me, but he'll never talk to me that.
Oh boy, he'll be punished.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Can you not give me legos? And that's the really
sweet that you thought of me?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
No, I just said I wasn't.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
I can't do legos like I'm telling you you could. No,
I don't have the focus. You think it's all fun
and games until you leg was in front of me.
I won't finish, No, but you have you have to focus.
So that's the point. Hours go by, and I haven't
thought about anything else. I haven't looked at my phone.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I hear it dinging, and I don't even pay attention
because I'm immersed in the build. But it comes with instructions.
Do you even need them or no?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, you need the instructions.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
I don't do instructions. That's the thing. I don't follow them.
I don't do them.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I don't follow. Well, maybe I'll get you just a
big bucket. Then you could just be your own. You
choose your own adventure. You can do whatever you want.
Have you moved on to your next build yet, Jason,
you had the panda.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I know I have the panda and I look at
it every day, But no, I haven't decided what I'm
going to do next.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
But I'm feeding for it. I need something new. People
think it's funny. They don't understand. You do one and
then it's like you, it's a little bit addicting.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
It is, huh.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
So I'm currently right, I'm in the midst of my
DeLorean back to the Future machine build. Yeah, it's another
complicated one. Yeah, I mean the wheels turned and there's
like a little lever that makes I don't I don't
know what the hell was going on.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I don't know if I could go from panda to there's.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Gears and there's there's there's rubber bands and gears that
make like the shock of oh yeah, oh boy, it's
a whole thing.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, that would take me a while, I think, But
I'm becoming.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I'm becoming I'm getting better at it because this is
not a conversation that I would have at age forty four.
But I'm starting to like figure out because I don't
know even yesterday. There are pieces that little pieces that
look the same that do the same thing, like those
little bars. We probably didn't have this in the pandemic.
They have little bars that they use for stuff and
like and they're they're the same color, but they're different lengths,
(05:43):
but they're not they're not all that different. Or they'll
have like little black pieces, but some some have like
they're just a little bit different and it'll work for
one thing, but then when you get later when you
have to have those pieces and then you're like, oh
wait a minute, did I use the wrong piece there?
And then you have to go switch it.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yeah, sometimes the drawing is like okay, well, that could
be the four sided one or the three side one.
I don't really know how they make the drawing, so
it's like you're trying to like stare at it, but
like it's not three dimensional.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
But I'm like, wait, which one do you want?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
This is what I'm saying. This is what I'm saying
to you. Nonetheless, it might be approaching one of my
favorite activities to do, because I just I don't think
about anything else when I'm doing a fall is beautiful thing.
What would you how would you define your perfect day?
What's your perfect day? Can you tell me right now?
Because because there's a scientific formula for the perfect day.
(06:39):
According to the University of British Columbia, they have cracked
the formula for the so called best day ever using
data from the American Time Use Survey. But before I
tell you what they said the perfect day, you wake
up what time you wake up about? Nine am? Okay, okay,
all right, okay, I'm awake now it's nine am. And
you eat a good breakfast.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Okay did I make it or did somebody else make.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
It for me?
Speaker 7 (07:03):
On a good day? Somebody ordered it for Okay? You
want to be in your delivered right in my house,
and you eat a good breakfast, and then you put
on some clothes that are easy to wear, like leggings
or jogging pants, sweatpants, and like my fur boots.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
So I got my leggings and my fur boots on. Okay,
good that was.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
And then I am going to like TJ Max Marshalls
somewhere mindless bathom body works, like I just go in
and it's all about the vibes. I'm just buying what
I want, not like I don't have a list. I'm
not looking for anything in particular, but it's just what
I want.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
You're walking through every aisle license slow.
Speaker 7 (07:41):
Like the make Oh sophor Alta, like the makeup store.
I'm just vibing right, and I spend a bunch a
bunch of money. Then I leave there and I hear
somebody's drive through. Now you might go to like Starbucks,
or you might see like Raising Cane.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
You know, like you just.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
Whatever the vibe is, Okay, You get yoursel snack, yes
something okay, well on this day for me. Then you
go and get a facial. God okay, and you get
a facial and then after you leave your facial you
(08:16):
go home and you take everything you bought from the
store and lay it out on your counter and just
admire it, you know what I'm saying. And then you
cuddle with your dog or your man or your kid,
whatever you like. And for me, it's a dog. And
so you cuddle with your dog and you watch some
reality TV okay, But at the same time you scroll
on TikTok, so you never really saw what was happening
(08:37):
on the TV.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
It's just there. I've noticed I have to turn the
TV off for proper TikTok scrolling. I can't do both
if the TV's going and TikTok. It's too much. It's
too much. It's too much, okay, overstimulated.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
So then after you realize that you have watched all
your shows but you didn't really watch them. Now it's
time to put your phone on a charger and actually
watch your shows.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
But by this time you agree again, so you order.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
A good meal for the night, okay, which would be
about you the house house.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
It shows up. Okay, I've done it before. Okay, shows up.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Okay, it shows up. Okay. It's fine.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
It's not as good as if if I made it
there as the chef. H I know, well I don't.
You guys haven't yet figured out I'm working there on
the weekend. I have a second job. Yeah like that, okay,
all right.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
And then after you eat your habachi, you make a
couple of TikTok videos like whatever's on your mind.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
You just get on. Now we're working all of a sudden.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
This is my dream day, like, and then I make
some content and then I lay down and I just
lay and scroll until I can't scroll anymore, till I
fall asleep.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Till you have you done the thing where you're laying
in I know the answer. It's rhetorical. Where you lay
in bed and you're scrolling and your arms start to
get like fall asleep. You go.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Or you do.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
In the air, you know, and it's like you start
to feel like they're they're getting weaker. You start dropping
your phone. I have the up right on my face.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
Notice I didn't have any human context the holiday.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Oh no, I did notice that.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Probably this was probably my favorite part of you describing
your day. That's the perfect day. Well, that's perfect day.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
Yeah, that is the perfect day. That's my Saturday, That's
that's your perfect day. Yes, I change a couple of
things around. I would take my friend Jonathan with me
because he has to come with. We do this every Saturday.
I pick him up and we take the baby. Sometimes
she stays, sometimes she goes. We go to Target walk
every aisle like we are like an old married couple.
And then we go to either Kukola restaurants to get lunch,
or we go to Hooters.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
I gotta go one of my spots. You've ever been.
Start going to Hooters more because you.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
Know I'm trying to save them. He'll eat the plain
chicken tenders or whatever. They have, the bonness, the bonness
I don't. I don't do bondness. I never never touched
the bonness in my life. I've seen his plate before. Yeah,
your parties, I'm like, girl, Yeah, that.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Makes your mind boneless, boneless, childish. It's childish in the rubber.
It's easier. It's your children, that's great.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I don't even on an animal's bone.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I need the bone.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
I just don't. I don't have to have the bone.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
That's so carnal.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
If you want to say boneless as childish, it's a.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Very very carnival of you.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Just q one bone that is a car an animal electively? Yes, okay,
I enjoy it, except I got to stand the party
two about working.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
I'm not making a TikTok after I eat habachis the
last thing.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
I'm gonna doing it. You got to review the habachi spot.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
But that's how you thrive.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Yes, that is Jason perfect day, the perfect day.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
I disagree.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
I would sleep till like eight, but I love going
out to breakfast, so like I would get up and
like go and get like a skillet or something like.
I like going out to breakfast, and then honestly, I
would just come home and lay for the majority of
the day just because that's my favorite thing to do
in the world.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Is just la.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
TV on with the Office playing on repeat a whole
marathon while I'm on TikTok okay, And then when my
phone dies, that's when I put on that. But then
I get my iPad, prop it up on my stomach
on a little stand I have and swipe that way
until that dies. And then you just rotate that all day.
And then at night it's Peppys and I'm drunk on
(12:13):
Margarita's by seven pm.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Okay, okay, because that's your neighborhood Mexican restaurant where you
you also work on the weekends because you serve yourself.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
Right, But this day I wouldn't work.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
You wouldn't go behind the barn and make your own
margerita like you often do.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
No, do you have human contact?
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Just probably Mike. No, No, that would be it.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
A lot of people coming over to my side of
the no human contact scale, a lot of people coming
over to decide I'm over here.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
People thought it was weird.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Those are introverts, you three. A lot of people thought
I was weird for not wanting human contact.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
The thing is, is I just like, by the time
of the weekend, I'm just sick of talking, Like I'm
just sick of timing people, like I just can't talk anymore.
And I feel like Mike gets the downside of that
because he probably wants to yap, and I'm like, I
just have energy anymore.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I get it. We talked for a living yea Kaylan.
Perfect day.
Speaker 8 (13:04):
Okay, so I wake up in a cabin it's summer,
next to Tupac.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
He does, he does what he does.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I was thinking of, Okay, you can have your perfect day,
can but your perfect day. I was thinking something more attainable.
Since all right, maybe maybe maybe Tupac is in your cabin.
We've been looking for it. No wonder, you're always there.
He loves it. I checked my bank account and like
money is no object. You know, somebody sent me a
big payment. I don't know. I don't know when this
became fantasy. Everybody else's was attainable. This sounds like a dream.
(13:37):
But okay, okay, So now now all of a sudden,
you're you know, brain surgeon, So you have okay, absolutely
not well no, I mean because you have unlimited funds,
because you obviously have changed jobs. No, no, no, I'm not
like rich.
Speaker 8 (13:48):
I can just like buy whatever food want that day
and like money.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Is no object and made me treat my friends.
Speaker 8 (13:53):
Okay, so we wake up, somebody made a bomb breakfast
and all my friends are there. My friend's like make
me feel like, I don't know, I need to be
around the right people, Like I don't want to be
around certain people, but I want to be around people
that like I can be quiet with. You know, we chill,
we eat a good breakfast, We hit the boat. You know,
we're outside, we're swimming, we're drinking a little bit, we
(14:14):
come back, order pizza and have like a botton fire
and fall asleep. Naturally, maybe a little game.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Most of that is attainable, but you could do that
right now.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Most of them.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
What I'm saying in real life, like the part where
you have unlimited funds, I don't know, and the Tupac
part that's not yet. So the researchers at the University
of British Columbia they cracked this formula, I guess, or
that they came up with them based on data from
the American Time Youth Survey. I don't know about this.
It starts with six hours with family. Oh now I
(14:48):
love it. I love my family deeply, depend but six
that is I'm sorry, six hours with family is not
the perfect day. Family family evolved in the day is fine,
but everyone's getting older now and a little more eccentric
and high maintenance, and there's children involved, and speak on it.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
You know.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
And I would have said my brother in law, but
I actually would rather hang out with him than most
everybody else. So it's an amazing turnaround. I'll take him
over my sister any day. He and Polly, and I
guess mayve you know, because she's probably stoned. I know
she's only one, but she's already high. Like Mayve is
going to be a pothead and she and I are
going to it's going to be great. Mayve is Colin,
(15:31):
and I'm not saying he's a pothead, but maybe is Colin.
And Polly is Amanda princess. Look at me, big production,
big drama, big emotion, you know, big outburst kind of thing.
That's my sister, and that's Polly. Maybe I can see
her just like reading a book, smoking a joint, you know, why,
(15:54):
you know?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
But why? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Two hours with friends. I would flip that. I would
say six hours with friend and two hours with family
and maybe even some overlap because my friends like my family.
So yeah, there's that an hour and a half of
additional socializing. So now we're up to nine and a
half hours of talking to people. This is not my
perfect day, No, no at all. Two hours of exercise.
(16:18):
Oh how long is this day? And how much do
I want to torture myself? Right? Blocked that website. One
hour of eating and drinking. No more than six hours
of work. No, the perfect day, no work. The perfect
day has no work at it whatsoever. I love my job,
but I don't want to work on the perfect day.
(16:39):
No more than an hour of screen time. This is
I don't know who came up with this. No more
than fifteen minutes of commuting. No, I don't agree with this.
This is terrible. That is a terrible day. Yeah, I'm
up now for eighteen hours somehow, and I spent more
than half of it talking to other people.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
No, six hours of family and like six hours of
working before it.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Like what I'm up till three am on a worne. Yeah,
I'm working now all of a sudden, when do I
have time for that? Because I just spent six hours
with my family. So now the twelve hour workday, I
guess six hours family, six hours? Yeah, what's going on?
What's perfect day? I say I would sleep in because
(17:24):
I still have the ability to do that, which a
lot of people who get up this early in Europe now,
I mean, if you're listening to us, the people who
get up at four, you know, ish for thirty whatever.
A lot of our peers they can't sleep in. I
can sleep in. I can sleep till ten, no problem.
But I have the opposite problem where I go to
(17:45):
bed at eight thirty nine. I get tired eight thirty
nine every day. So it's the opposite of what most people.
Most people, they just their body wants to wake them
up early no matter what. I don't have that problem.
I have the other problem where I get tired early,
which is kind of it kind of sucks in the
other way. So i'd be sleeping, I would have some
form of I would either go to or have breakfast
delivered or made for me, maybe something involving an airplane,
(18:11):
maybe fly somewhere. There would be a beach or a
pool involved. There would be mind altering substances, be it
alcohol or or or legal gummies if they're legal where
I am at the time, right, and if I was flying,
of course, you know this is all hypothetical, of course,
because I would never obviously planes were involved, would never ever,
(18:33):
of course. Uh. And there would be some form of
sexual contact. Y'all let that out. So I will do
what he does, okay, So anything.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
So we're by ourselves again, then.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Our eyes are closed, fully charged. Someone gets into totality.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
I should play some I should play.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Some tubog just I don't know if that make you
feel a certain kind of way yet And then I
would probably go to bed early, maybe maybe a book,
maybe a lego. I mean, there's nothing, there's nothing hotter
than come down, get with a hot chicken, then go
put some legos together and go to bed. I want
heard a story, and I still have never been able
to confirm if I'm not sure how I would speaking
of sex and legos. Yeah, do you remember when Tiger
(19:24):
Woods was getting with all those like allegedly getting with
the strippers. Yes, one of them, this is way back
with this is in the two thousands when this was happening.
One of them went on like a strip club tour
afterwards and came to the radio station and not here
was in Charlotte and we interviewed her, and she claimed
that she would hide out, that his manager would like
(19:47):
arrange for her to be in his hotel room, like
when he was on the PGA tour or whatever.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
He'd go back to the room, they'd get it on.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
She claimed it was amazing that he was amazing in bed,
and as soon as they were done, he would put
on footy pajama as any kid cereal and watch cartoons.
Now I don't know if this is true. That's what
this woman alleged. Okay, and I remember that was so weird.
I thought, this is very weird. He never had a
childhood though, Michael Jackson, so it was very it was understandable. Yeah,
so I don't jump. Yeah, so I wouldn't do the
(20:15):
footy pajamas thing. Would be more like a Lulu Lemon
kind of thing, you know, maybe a vory kind of thing.
But then you know, thank you for that. I got
to build. Michaelaurean is not yet assembled. Let's do headlines
Biggest Stories of the day in two minutes. Fred Show.
Fred's Show is on Fred's Biggest Stories of the Day.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
It's tax days.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
So you're supposed to have your texes filed by today.
You can file an extension.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Did you do it?
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Kiki? Huh yeah, I'm working on it.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Did you do anything? You can't just do nothing?
Speaker 2 (20:45):
I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Have you done anything?
Speaker 7 (20:49):
Not as of yet, But I'm planning on an extension.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
When were you planning and how were you planning to
get around to that? I'm thinking more like after the villain.
I'm touring and I can focus, But I mean, who's
going to do said extension for you? The tax lady
did you.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Did you let her know.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
So No, which I'm a.
Speaker 7 (21:08):
Little concerned because I thought she should reach out to me.
Is that how that normally works?
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Another one of these where they're supposed to they're supposed
to just do the work for you. No. No, it's
your responsibility to file your own taxes. I'm her client.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
I would think when tax season hit, I would hit
up all my clients like.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Hey, yes, schedule your appointment and your appointments work gift.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
They may have done that because she has twenty seven
thousand dred emails, so it's probably in there. She's probably
been trying to get ahold of you for years. She's
texting you, Oh maybe maybe. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (21:40):
I'm just used to Jason. My heat makes sure like
Jason's like, hey, we got something coming.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Up, to make sure that we attend work functions. He's
not responsible for your taxation.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
And that's something that even eyes like I didn't even
do mine util last week. I yeah, Paulina runs like
I need to aspire to be like her.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
I mine done since last year. I just estimated. I
estimated you can do that. You can't. But like the
day that I get my W two, I send it
to that, which is like the end of January. Whenever
I send it all to the guy and the guy's
happy to do it, it gets done fast because he's not
that busy at my tax guy.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
You can't get ahold of him right now. Try calling
a tax guy right now. Do not disturb on.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Oh I'm sure that's why I'm saying today.
Speaker 7 (22:21):
Like everybody else, I know, I was thinking I would
wait till the weekend to be like girl, open it to.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Day though, I just go on my little text guy,
TurboTax dot com.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
You my little Yeah, I don't own anything.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Probably found an extension on like that on one of
the tax sites. You know.
Speaker 7 (22:41):
The last time I tried to do it myself, the
numbers of the math wasn't math. And I'll be like,
I know I'm doing something wrong because there's no way
I owe them. Oh yeah, that's why I ended the phone.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
Somebody, I'll do it for you, Turbo tax. Ye, give
me your form.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Somebody knows what they're doing, well, Jason, because you know
you don't reach a contract.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
That's very true. I take that.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
That's it's true. Don't let him negotiate it for you.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Okay, but there are tons Did you post the food
deals yet that you get around to thank you? There
are tons of food deals, tons of like too many
for me to list. They're in alphabetical order. I mean
everywhere from Applebee's to Benny Hanta, the Zaxby's. If you
got one. I just made that up. But there were
so many I can't even do it. But if you
go to the website Fred Show Radio, you can see
all the different deals you can get. Today on text day,
(23:31):
Katy Perry's high. And that's the story. These ladies went
to space yesterday. The Blue Origin Flying Penis went to space.
The Flying fallis twelve minutes of weightlessness in space. Katie Perry,
Gail King, Lauren Sanchez and the rest of the ladies
were floating around checking it all. We haven't seen it.
I want to see it myself.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
This is them watching the videos of themselves.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Three Flint, I got you for.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Okay, I don't know what this is.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
They're just and they're screaming and yelling like girls in
a girl's trip. They were though, and then Katy and
I'm glad they had a next time. And then Katy Perry,
I don't know what. I don't know what happened to
her in space, if she like celebrated with the joint
or something. But here she is just going on and
on about how she felt connected to the strong divine
feminine while in space and found love and said love
(24:30):
a lot of times. Hold on, it's one more thing here. Yes, Melody,
you have tax advice.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
I do o. Hi, good morning.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Yes, we'll take the tax advice before we hear Katy
Perry and her high thoughts.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
So I work for an accountant and we don't reach
out to every client. We automatically do extensions for clients.
We just kind of reach out to clients who normally
owe money that they have to pay in money with
their extension. But if you don't owe money, you actually
have like three years to even file your term give.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
But we hear that, but we wouldn't know because she
doesn't know. My girl, Katie.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Knows twenty years of like what do I do? And
like the same thing you've been doing here every year, that's.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
What you do it for you.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
But you don't know, Kiki, if you owe or don't. Oh,
you don't know. I don't know, but I have faith
that I don't.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Okay, Well, yeah, I have.
Speaker 7 (25:23):
That's why I don't even want to open a W two,
Like it's not impressive, you know. I don't feel like proud,
like oh look what I did. I feel like, damn
you I.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Still here, you're doing You're still here?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Yeah? Yeah, okay, Well, Melodie, thank you. I think she
should probably wouldn't you advise as someone who works for
an accountant, that she'd reach out to her accounting professional
and see, you know kind of where we're at.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Yes, but also if you look at your W two
and you may say eighty thousand dollars and you're not
withholding at least fifteen twenty percent, then you probably you're
withholding or if you took out money from like an
IRA or something like that. And that's where a lot
of people get misconstrued because they're like, oh, thousand.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
You've been moving money around, kickie or not.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
I always have to move some money around.
Speaker 7 (26:12):
But I like how she works because she said, even
if our clients don't reach out, they just go ahead
and file the extension for you.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
But that's Melody's lady. You don't have Melody. I need
you to call someone today. I can't have you getting
arrested all right, Thank you, Melody, have a nice day,
good looking out.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Appreciate you, thank you for listening. I don't know I
need you.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
I can't if.
Speaker 7 (26:32):
You if you haven't found your taxes, like hit us up.
I just want to feel like I guess.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Well, I think a lot of people, brob, I don't know. Yeah,
if you haven't filed your taxes to hit us off
the rush. I'm telling you. If you owe the government money,
there is a rush. If they owe you money, there
is no rush, none whatsoever. So here's Katy Perry after
going to space. I don't know what the hell she said.
Speaker 9 (26:54):
It is the highest high and it is surrender to
the unknown. Trust and this whole journey is not just
about going to space.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
It's the training, it's the team, it's.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
The whole thing.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I could have recommend this experience more.
Speaker 9 (27:15):
This is like up there with all the you know,
different tools that I've learned in my life, from meditation
to the Hoffmann process. This is up there because what
you're doing is you're find you're like really finding the
love for yourself because you got to trust yourself on
this journey, and then you're feeling the love when you
come down for sure, and you're feeling fast strength. So
(27:36):
I feel really connected to that strong, divine feminine right now.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
And she goes on and this is the clip, Love Love,
Love goes on this whole thing about love. By the way,
the spaceship flies itself. So it's not like she drove it,
you know, it's not like I mean, I realize they
have to know what to do if something happens to
fire or whatever else. But like she's talking about, she
didn't drive the thing. She someone strapped her in and
she went for the for ten minutes. And I'm glad
(28:01):
she's excited, But I have no idea what she's talking about.
She doesn't either. He's just saying, I just I don't know, Katie,
whatever you're on, I want something. I love that.
Speaker 8 (28:10):
She's like, I highly recommend, like girl, I don't know.
Jeff Bezos like I would be there, like we can't
all do that.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Yeah, I would do it too. I just I'm not
married to Jeff Bezos. Same. I'm pissed about it. And
they were joking yesterday about it. Did you see Bezos
like crawling around the spaceship when they landed and then
he fell everything he fell in the desert, but he
was like like jumping on the thing trying to get
in there, like yeah, what is like a crazy rich
man like? And then he was wearing a spacesuit for
some reason.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Why are you wearing a face? You're not going anywhere?
He told Gail he was so proud of her. I
was like, okay, like, I mean, I will say it
is ballsy, like it does take it takes guts's face.
You knew that she was having second thoughts.
Speaker 7 (28:48):
Yes, so like I mean would have got kicked off
my ship right, I.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Was like, get energy. I think it was only the
eleventh time that thing had done it, so it's like
it's still it's still risky.
Speaker 10 (29:00):
The free falling was crazy too. I'd be like, holy hell,
yeah yeah, I was thinking about that. How many parachutes
they got, because if that one didn't open, you got
a real problem on your I don't know, I would
probably do it, but I'm not gonna say it wasn't risky.
I'm not gonna say it wasn't daring. But I also,
you know, I don't know what you're talking about, Like
you were along for the right. That's like me writing
the matter whole, you know, riding a space mountain and
(29:20):
getting off and being like, I love his love. His
love is Lynn Manuel Miranda. All of a sudden, this
is for you, Kiki.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Wallet hub has ranked its top airline for twenty twenty five.
They analyzed overlooked aspects of air travel, including canceled and
delayed flights, mishandled baggage, in flight comfort to rank the
best from among nine the nine largest US airlines and
two regional characters. Our carriers rather number one Spirit Airlines.
(29:52):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Why how can that be?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Because that's the truth. Thank you. I mean, you get
what you get, should pay for right, I mean it's
not very expensive. You get on the thing they take
you there. If you want any extras, you got to
pay for them.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Underdogs up SkyWest Airlines, Delta, Jet Blue, and then Southwest.
I think Southwest is going to go and I love
you Southwest and everybody who works there and everyone you
know whatever. But I have a feeling with all the changes,
they will not be in the top five or six
next year. That is crazy.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
So everybody that works with Spirit now should address them
as wallet hubs number one airline.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
They probably will new slogan thinks they probably will. The
world's first sperm race is set for later this month.
This is a real story. A new sport is coming
to La Calon. You can get bet on this. I'm
sure A startup is launching the world's first live sperm race.
The sperm racing websites manifesto sites a worldwide decline in
male fertility as the catalyst for the idea. So here's
(30:48):
how it works. A microscopic racetrack for the first two
sperm samples to complete to compete on will be constructive.
The course mimics reproductive systems and includes chemical signals, fluid
and synchronized starts. The sperm action will be tracked by
a high resolution cameras and live stream. They'll even be stats,
leaderboards and instant replays. It'll happen on April twenty fifth,
(31:13):
So get on your you know whatever gambling site and
you can do it. Rabbit Rescues are warning against giving
bunnies as Easter gifts.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Don't do it.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
A high schooler got a perfect score on both the
ACT and the SAT grape Vine High School. This is
in Texas, I believe Yeah, great Vine Texas perfect score
on both thirty six and A sixteen hundred back in March.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
So I actually knew somebody who did this.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
I mean, I don't know. You gotta be stupid smart,
stupid smart. You gotta be stupid smart and I am stupid.
Let me see here, what else do I have for you?
Speaker 5 (31:45):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Oh, and Little Vegas Chapel in Las Vegas is offering
a pair of Star Wars Theam wedding packages from May fourth.
May the fourth be with you he Couples who want
to tie the knot can choose from two packages Yoda
one for Me and Love Star six hundred bucks, eight
hundred and sixty bucks wedding package, round Ship, limousine blah blah.
Speaker 5 (32:08):
Blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
If you're interested in that. That's trending today. It's Tax Day,
National Laundry Day, National Titanic Remember in State Calin, National
Glazed Spiral Ham Day, Shout out to you you a
spiral Ham girl, I Love him? And National Purple Upday
recognizes some of the military's most unsung heroes their children.
The entertainer report We'll do it the next stare goes
(32:30):
coming up too.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
The Right Show is Cameron's Entertainer Report is on.
Speaker 8 (32:34):
The Fresh Show have to start out with a really
heavy story as backstreet boy Nick Carter is being sued
by a woman named Laura Penley, who claims he's actually
assaulted her multiple times and infected her with more than
one STD. Laura says she met Nick in two thousand
and four when she was nineteen. They started hooking up
for a couple of weeks. She says she asked him
more a condom, he refused and told her he was
(32:55):
clean from STDs. The following years, she went to his
house and says that she told Nick she didn't want
to have sex, but he responded by telling her the
only reason she was there was to have sex with him.
I'll spare you the details from there, but she claims
that Nick infected her with various STDs, including HPV. Nick's
legal team says he doesn't even recall meeting her and
fired back, saying that this woman has a documented history
(33:17):
of financial and legal trouble, has filed for bankruptcy and
has been sued for fraud. Switching gears to the upcoming
remake of the Bodyguard. It's going to be directed by
Sam Brench, who's best known for directing Taylor Swift's twenty
twenty three Eras Tour concert film. The original nineteen ninety
two iconic romantic thriller famously starred Whitney Houston and Kevin Costner,
(33:39):
and there's no word on casting, but for some reason,
swifties think the role is going.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
To go to Taylor. Not only yes, not only because.
Speaker 8 (33:48):
The director, but because model Tyra Banks suggested that Taylor
and Idris Elba play the central roles in the new adaptation. Now,
I personally don't think we need to touch that movie
at all. The movie is Whitney's. Her voice stands the
test of time. It's still a good movie. It's okay
if it looks old timey, kids, let's think of new things.
I also don't think Taylor would do that, but I'm
(34:09):
just trying imagine for that.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
No, she's not necessarily an actress. Why would you do that?
And she doesn't seem like Whitney. Why would you sign
on for a movie that's that legendary to only be
compared to Whitney Houston.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
You wouldn't do that.
Speaker 8 (34:23):
You're not dumb, No, she's not dumb, But that's what
the streets are saying, and Leslie, we were just talking
about it. But Gail King says Katy Perry saying, what
a wonderful world during part of their eleven minute journey
to the edge of space on Blue Origins Historic.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
All things she likes, sail the ocean, blue is the discovered.
I mean, listen, she'd find a planet we didn't know
about while she was up there for eleven minutes, like
what have.
Speaker 8 (34:48):
Been she's I mean, she seems happy and I'm happy
for her, like she's in some other dimension and I
like that.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
I wish I was there with her. But Gail said
the best.
Speaker 8 (34:56):
Part was when we got back in our seats after
zero G's Katie's saying, what a wonderful world. For some reason,
the ladies were asking her to sing Roar or Firework,
but Katie kept saying, it's not about me, it's not
about being, It's not us.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Then she proceeded to sing Louis Armstrong.
Speaker 8 (35:10):
After landing, Katie said, it's about this wonderful world that
we see right out there and appreciating it.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
This is all for the benefit of Earth. Okay, it'll
go for her.
Speaker 8 (35:19):
I want some, I want some of what she's having.
Because she is having the bat she's having her perfect day.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Yes, I had many observations from that. But did you
notice that Oprah was there? Of course because Gail was
in the station ship and she was sobbing as the
thing went up into space, sobbing because of her wilder
her wife might have said that something could happened to
her wife.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Yep, but was nowhere to be found.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Yeah, Keiky was sobbing all day. Asterday were just from
us saying we would go to sport.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
It really was isolved.
Speaker 7 (35:49):
No, no, I was crying at the fact that you
and Caitlin would actually take you all behind to the
staceship and get out of here.
Speaker 8 (35:56):
She was like, what about your dog? What about your sister?
I'm like, girl, I'm not really going. I don't have
the money, but she loves us, so that's very nice.
And Bella, that's crazy, both Bellas.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
I've come back and you know, God is good and
the world is blue and and and you know, it's
just it's an amazing world up there. Love. They all
kissed the ground, right, you know. As an astronaut, I
you know, I really feel like there's really hope for
humanity and I don't what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
What happened to you?
Speaker 8 (36:25):
Also, Chloe and Chris Jenner were there for some reason
waiting on the ground with everyone.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
By the way, if you.
Speaker 8 (36:30):
Miss any part of our show, just typed the Fragile
on demand and set us as a pre set on
the free iHeart radio app.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Haven't you ever done something stressful before, like really really
stressful and all the build up and then when you
land you feel like you can see things that you
eat like an epiphany, which I think is what I
think that's what Katy Perry was experiencing. I just don't
know what she was just saying words.
Speaker 8 (36:50):
Some days it's just getting up and going to work,
you know what I mean. I'm like that proud of myself.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Well, I have a speech today and after that I'm
gonna kiss the ground. Is this a big speech?
Speaker 1 (36:58):
It is good?
Speaker 2 (36:59):
And when you done, I can't wait to hear you
talk about how you know the earth is round and yeah, yeah,
right right, and like you know, there's there's faith in
humanity and like the whe everything's gonna be okay, and
you're in love and love is love is love is
love is love and whatever else you come up with
whatever other word salad you come up with, stayre go,
we'll debate some relationship drama. Kinky in for Shelley. Five
(37:20):
hundred bucks is the prize you are right over. Every
time you move that mic. It's like you're wrestling up
some kind of piranha or something. I turned it off,
but we need a little oil on this. I mean
forty up in here, and we're commercial for you next
DA year, more fresh show, next right here.
Well up in the city.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I think it's gonna be okay. I feel good about him. Well, yeah,
you did say that at.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Okay, you what mother say?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
You only say it's gonna be terrible. I don't want
to do I'm trying. I'm trying to be positive. In
twenty twenty five, Fred Show is on Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
April fifteen.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Morning, Everyone high, Kaylen, Jason Brown is bad?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
How you feeling better?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Okay? Good?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yes, you look good, thank you. I feel way better
than yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Okay. So, yes, there's some funky stuff going around. There's
some fun funky stuff going around.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Me.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
Never know what's gonna get you. I got me.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I thought it was.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I thought I was getting what Bella had over the weekend,
and then maybe I maybe I don't have the neuro virus.
But it wasn't pretty. It wasn't pretty. Oh it was
creeping up and I was like, oh oh oh no, no, no, you.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Know you're not No, you didn't. I got too much
to do.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
I know that when it comes for you.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
And abrupt ending to our music, I was I was vibe,
don't know why her music, and so abruptly it was
vibing the morning. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's me. Guys.
You better make sure Bella knows that where all the
nuclear codes are. You better make sure she knows we're
leaving the entire operation. If somebody's been doing this for
(01:20):
six months, makes perfect sense around here. Our girl, but hey,
she is, uh, she's learning it all. You know, she
has good teachers.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
She's got good teachers, but she's also got the great
and the want.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yes you hear you know the great?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
He I do hear you?
Speaker 6 (01:36):
Yeah, I saw someone's people. But no, she's she's great
like she wants it and I love that about her.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Well good.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Maybe yeah, we should get her to want something that
that's I mean, a lost skill these days. She did
the girl. Maybe we should get her to want something like,
I don't know, uh, computer coding, something fruitful, something with
the long future. I see where you're going. It's right here.
That's right here on the Fred Show. Will be your
last one standing. Don't worry. Stay blows fun, y'all. Honestly,
(02:06):
I can play whatever you want. You want me to
play some Luther Vandros, I got you. You want me
to play some Michael Bolton, Jase Jason knows I can
do that. Do it how can we be lovers if
we can't be friends? That was that was on in
the house the other day. That came on Random. You
want me to do sports, I'll make it up. I
don't know what the hell I'm talking about. I'll make
it up. What's fine, Kiki? Yeah, you could do country?
(02:26):
Actually can yeehaw? Ye? How this ain't Texas right right?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
This ain't hold them?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
That's right?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, dune dude. Why am I singing? I can sing?
I can do it all morning everyone. I see you
got my present? I did because we can't have we
can't have broken mirrors. On the Fred Show, you were
in here using some kind of broken mirror. And so
I went to the finest establishment, Amazon and I got
and this is the this is the one that everybody buys.
(02:54):
What do they say on there? It's a total gimmick,
I know, but like most popular Amazon overall pick, it's
a total gimmick. I swear that that you can buy
that you can make it to. It says that if
you're the person who sells mirrors, Yes, and I got
gifts coming for the rest of you. Don't worry. Don't worry.
Not just not just gifts for her that's your gift.
Thank it's not even Christmas. Thank you so much. I
(03:14):
looked for a Lego mirror for you, but they probably
have made me one. Maybe maybe I will for Christmas.
Speaker 7 (03:21):
I think you should make each one of us our
own Lego situation.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Oh Jesus. Yes, there's a lot of work you don't understand. Okay,
I love you. Dress well, you better get to work
a lot of work.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
No, I got yours coming. Don't worry now, I can't.
I just don't know what to get you.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Pullin up from the legos because I can't get you
the regular legos because if Gigi gets a hold of
one of those, Oh that's then Hobby will He already
doesn't talk to me, but he'll never talk to me that.
Oh boy, he'll be punished.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Can you not give me legos? And that's the really
sweet that you thought of me?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
No, I just said I wasn't.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
I can't do legos like I'm telling you you could. No,
I don't have the focus. You think it's all fun
and games until you leg was in front of me.
I won't finish, No, but you have you have to focus.
So that's the point. Hours go by, and I haven't
thought about anything else. I haven't looked at my phone.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I hear it dinging, and I don't even pay attention
because I'm immersed in the build. But it comes with instructions.
Do you even need them or no?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, you need the instructions.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
I don't do instructions. That's the thing. I don't follow them.
I don't do them.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I don't follow. Well, maybe I'll get you just a
big bucket. Then you could just be your own. You
choose your own adventure. You can do whatever you want.
Have you moved on to your next build yet, Jason,
you had the panda.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I know I have the panda and I look at
it every day, But no, I haven't decided what I'm
going to do next.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
But I'm feeding for it. I need something new. People
think it's funny. They don't understand. You do one and
then it's like you, it's a little bit addicting.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
It is, huh.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
So I'm currently right, I'm in the midst of my
DeLorean back to the Future machine build. Yeah, it's another
complicated one. Yeah, I mean the wheels turned and there's
like a little lever that makes I don't I don't
know what the hell was going on.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I don't know if I could go from panda to there's.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Gears and there's there's there's rubber bands and gears that
make like the shock of oh yeah, oh boy, it's
a whole thing.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, that would take me a while, I think, But
I'm becoming.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I'm becoming I'm getting better at it because this is
not a conversation that I would have at age forty four.
But I'm starting to like figure out because I don't
know even yesterday. There are pieces that little pieces that
look the same that do the same thing, like those
little bars. We probably didn't have this in the pandemic.
They have little bars that they use for stuff and
like and they're they're the same color, but they're different lengths,
(05:43):
but they're not they're not all that different. Or they'll
have like little black pieces, but some some have like
they're just a little bit different and it'll work for
one thing, but then when you get later when you
have to have those pieces and then you're like, oh
wait a minute, did I use the wrong piece there?
And then you have to go switch it.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yeah, sometimes the drawing is like okay, well, that could
be the four sided one or the three side one.
I don't really know how they make the drawing, so
it's like you're trying to like stare at it, but
like it's not three dimensional.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
But I'm like, wait, which one do you want?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
This is what I'm saying. This is what I'm saying
to you. Nonetheless, it might be approaching one of my
favorite activities to do, because I just I don't think
about anything else when I'm doing a fall is beautiful thing.
What would you how would you define your perfect day?
What's your perfect day? Can you tell me right now?
Because because there's a scientific formula for the perfect day.
(06:39):
According to the University of British Columbia, they have cracked
the formula for the so called best day ever using
data from the American Time Use Survey. But before I
tell you what they said the perfect day, you wake
up what time you wake up about? Nine am? Okay, okay,
all right, okay, I'm awake now it's nine am. And
you eat a good breakfast.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Okay did I make it or did somebody else make.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
It for me?
Speaker 7 (07:03):
On a good day? Somebody ordered it for Okay? You
want to be in your delivered right in my house,
and you eat a good breakfast, and then you put
on some clothes that are easy to wear, like leggings
or jogging pants, sweatpants, and like my fur boots.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
So I got my leggings and my fur boots on. Okay,
good that was.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
And then I am going to like TJ Max Marshalls
somewhere mindless bathom body works, like I just go in
and it's all about the vibes. I'm just buying what
I want, not like I don't have a list. I'm
not looking for anything in particular, but it's just what
I want.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
You're walking through every aisle license slow.
Speaker 7 (07:41):
Like the make Oh sophor Alta, like the makeup store.
I'm just vibing right, and I spend a bunch a
bunch of money. Then I leave there and I hear
somebody's drive through. Now you might go to like Starbucks,
or you might see like Raising Cane.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
You know, like you just.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
Whatever the vibe is, Okay, You get yoursel snack, yes
something okay, well on this day for me. Then you
go and get a facial. God okay, and you get
a facial and then after you leave your facial you
(08:16):
go home and you take everything you bought from the
store and lay it out on your counter and just
admire it, you know what I'm saying. And then you
cuddle with your dog or your man or your kid,
whatever you like. And for me, it's a dog. And
so you cuddle with your dog and you watch some
reality TV okay, But at the same time you scroll
on TikTok, so you never really saw what was happening
(08:37):
on the TV.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
It's just there. I've noticed I have to turn the
TV off for proper TikTok scrolling. I can't do both
if the TV's going and TikTok. It's too much. It's
too much. It's too much, okay, overstimulated.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
So then after you realize that you have watched all
your shows but you didn't really watch them. Now it's
time to put your phone on a charger and actually
watch your shows.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
But by this time you agree again, so you order.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
A good meal for the night, okay, which would be
about you the house house.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
It shows up. Okay, I've done it before. Okay, shows up.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Okay, it shows up. Okay. It's fine.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
It's not as good as if if I made it
there as the chef. H I know, well I don't.
You guys haven't yet figured out I'm working there on
the weekend. I have a second job. Yeah like that, okay,
all right.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
And then after you eat your habachi, you make a
couple of TikTok videos like whatever's on your mind.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
You just get on. Now we're working all of a sudden.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
This is my dream day, like, and then I make
some content and then I lay down and I just
lay and scroll until I can't scroll anymore, till I
fall asleep.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Till you have you done the thing where you're laying
in I know the answer. It's rhetorical. Where you lay
in bed and you're scrolling and your arms start to
get like fall asleep. You go.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Or you do.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
In the air, you know, and it's like you start
to feel like they're they're getting weaker. You start dropping
your phone. I have the up right on my face.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
Notice I didn't have any human context the holiday.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Oh no, I did notice that.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Probably this was probably my favorite part of you describing
your day. That's the perfect day. Well, that's perfect day.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
Yeah, that is the perfect day. That's my Saturday, That's
that's your perfect day. Yes, I change a couple of
things around. I would take my friend Jonathan with me
because he has to come with. We do this every Saturday.
I pick him up and we take the baby. Sometimes
she stays, sometimes she goes. We go to Target walk
every aisle like we are like an old married couple.
And then we go to either Kukola restaurants to get lunch,
or we go to Hooters.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
I gotta go one of my spots. You've ever been.
Start going to Hooters more because you.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
Know I'm trying to save them. He'll eat the plain
chicken tenders or whatever. They have, the bonness, the bonness
I don't. I don't do bondness. I never never touched
the bonness in my life. I've seen his plate before. Yeah,
your parties, I'm like, girl, Yeah, that.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Makes your mind boneless, boneless, childish. It's childish in the rubber.
It's easier. It's your children, that's great.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I don't even on an animal's bone.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I need the bone.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
I just don't. I don't have to have the bone.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
That's so carnal.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
If you want to say boneless as childish, it's a.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Very very carnival of you.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Just q one bone that is a car an animal electively? Yes, okay,
I enjoy it, except I got to stand the party
two about working.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
I'm not making a TikTok after I eat habachis the
last thing.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
I'm gonna doing it. You got to review the habachi spot.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
But that's how you thrive.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Yes, that is Jason perfect day, the perfect day.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
I disagree.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
I would sleep till like eight, but I love going
out to breakfast, so like I would get up and
like go and get like a skillet or something like.
I like going out to breakfast, and then honestly, I
would just come home and lay for the majority of
the day just because that's my favorite thing to do
in the world.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Is just la.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
TV on with the Office playing on repeat a whole
marathon while I'm on TikTok okay, And then when my
phone dies, that's when I put on that. But then
I get my iPad, prop it up on my stomach
on a little stand I have and swipe that way
until that dies. And then you just rotate that all day.
And then at night it's Peppys and I'm drunk on
(12:13):
Margarita's by seven pm.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Okay, okay, because that's your neighborhood Mexican restaurant where you
you also work on the weekends because you serve yourself.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
Right, But this day I wouldn't work.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
You wouldn't go behind the barn and make your own
margerita like you often do.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
No, do you have human contact?
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Just probably Mike. No, No, that would be it.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
A lot of people coming over to my side of
the no human contact scale, a lot of people coming
over to decide I'm over here.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
People thought it was weird.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Those are introverts, you three. A lot of people thought
I was weird for not wanting human contact.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
The thing is, is I just like, by the time
of the weekend, I'm just sick of talking, Like I'm
just sick of timing people, like I just can't talk anymore.
And I feel like Mike gets the downside of that
because he probably wants to yap, and I'm like, I
just have energy anymore.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I get it. We talked for a living yea Kaylan.
Perfect day.
Speaker 8 (13:04):
Okay, so I wake up in a cabin it's summer,
next to Tupac.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
He does, he does what he does.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I was thinking of, Okay, you can have your perfect day,
can but your perfect day. I was thinking something more attainable.
Since all right, maybe maybe maybe Tupac is in your cabin.
We've been looking for it. No wonder, you're always there.
He loves it. I checked my bank account and like
money is no object. You know, somebody sent me a
big payment. I don't know. I don't know when this
became fantasy. Everybody else's was attainable. This sounds like a dream.
(13:37):
But okay, okay, So now now all of a sudden,
you're you know, brain surgeon, So you have okay, absolutely
not well no, I mean because you have unlimited funds,
because you obviously have changed jobs. No, no, no, I'm not
like rich.
Speaker 8 (13:48):
I can just like buy whatever food want that day
and like money.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Is no object and made me treat my friends.
Speaker 8 (13:53):
Okay, so we wake up, somebody made a bomb breakfast
and all my friends are there. My friend's like make
me feel like, I don't know, I need to be
around the right people, Like I don't want to be
around certain people, but I want to be around people
that like I can be quiet with. You know, we chill,
we eat a good breakfast, We hit the boat. You know,
we're outside, we're swimming, we're drinking a little bit, we
(14:14):
come back, order pizza and have like a botton fire
and fall asleep. Naturally, maybe a little game.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Most of that is attainable, but you could do that
right now.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Most of them.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
What I'm saying in real life, like the part where
you have unlimited funds, I don't know, and the Tupac
part that's not yet. So the researchers at the University
of British Columbia they cracked this formula, I guess, or
that they came up with them based on data from
the American Time Youth Survey. I don't know about this.
It starts with six hours with family. Oh now I
(14:48):
love it. I love my family deeply, depend but six
that is I'm sorry, six hours with family is not
the perfect day. Family family evolved in the day is fine,
but everyone's getting older now and a little more eccentric
and high maintenance, and there's children involved, and speak on it.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
You know.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
And I would have said my brother in law, but
I actually would rather hang out with him than most
everybody else. So it's an amazing turnaround. I'll take him
over my sister any day. He and Polly, and I
guess mayve you know, because she's probably stoned. I know
she's only one, but she's already high. Like Mayve is
going to be a pothead and she and I are
going to it's going to be great. Mayve is Colin,
(15:31):
and I'm not saying he's a pothead, but maybe is Colin.
And Polly is Amanda princess. Look at me, big production,
big drama, big emotion, you know, big outburst kind of thing.
That's my sister, and that's Polly. Maybe I can see
her just like reading a book, smoking a joint, you know, why,
(15:54):
you know?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
But why? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Two hours with friends. I would flip that. I would
say six hours with friend and two hours with family
and maybe even some overlap because my friends like my family.
So yeah, there's that an hour and a half of
additional socializing. So now we're up to nine and a
half hours of talking to people. This is not my
perfect day, No, no at all. Two hours of exercise.
(16:18):
Oh how long is this day? And how much do
I want to torture myself? Right? Blocked that website. One
hour of eating and drinking. No more than six hours
of work. No, the perfect day, no work. The perfect
day has no work at it whatsoever. I love my job,
but I don't want to work on the perfect day.
(16:39):
No more than an hour of screen time. This is
I don't know who came up with this. No more
than fifteen minutes of commuting. No, I don't agree with this.
This is terrible. That is a terrible day. Yeah, I'm
up now for eighteen hours somehow, and I spent more
than half of it talking to other people.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
No, six hours of family and like six hours of
working before it.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Like what I'm up till three am on a worne. Yeah,
I'm working now all of a sudden, when do I
have time for that? Because I just spent six hours
with my family. So now the twelve hour workday, I
guess six hours family, six hours? Yeah, what's going on?
What's perfect day? I say I would sleep in because
(17:24):
I still have the ability to do that, which a
lot of people who get up this early in Europe now,
I mean, if you're listening to us, the people who
get up at four, you know, ish for thirty whatever.
A lot of our peers they can't sleep in. I
can sleep in. I can sleep till ten, no problem.
But I have the opposite problem where I go to
(17:45):
bed at eight thirty nine. I get tired eight thirty
nine every day. So it's the opposite of what most people.
Most people, they just their body wants to wake them
up early no matter what. I don't have that problem.
I have the other problem where I get tired early,
which is kind of it kind of sucks in the
other way. So i'd be sleeping, I would have some
form of I would either go to or have breakfast
delivered or made for me, maybe something involving an airplane,
(18:11):
maybe fly somewhere. There would be a beach or a
pool involved. There would be mind altering substances, be it
alcohol or or or legal gummies if they're legal where
I am at the time, right, and if I was flying,
of course, you know this is all hypothetical, of course,
because I would never obviously planes were involved, would never ever,
(18:33):
of course. Uh. And there would be some form of
sexual contact. Y'all let that out. So I will do
what he does, okay, So anything.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
So we're by ourselves again, then.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Our eyes are closed, fully charged. Someone gets into totality.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
I should play some I should play.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Some tubog just I don't know if that make you
feel a certain kind of way yet And then I
would probably go to bed early, maybe maybe a book,
maybe a lego. I mean, there's nothing, there's nothing hotter
than come down, get with a hot chicken, then go
put some legos together and go to bed. I want
heard a story, and I still have never been able
to confirm if I'm not sure how I would speaking
of sex and legos. Yeah, do you remember when Tiger
(19:24):
Woods was getting with all those like allegedly getting with
the strippers. Yes, one of them, this is way back
with this is in the two thousands when this was happening.
One of them went on like a strip club tour
afterwards and came to the radio station and not here
was in Charlotte and we interviewed her, and she claimed
that she would hide out, that his manager would like
(19:47):
arrange for her to be in his hotel room, like
when he was on the PGA tour or whatever.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
He'd go back to the room, they'd get it on.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
She claimed it was amazing that he was amazing in bed,
and as soon as they were done, he would put
on footy pajama as any kid cereal and watch cartoons.
Now I don't know if this is true. That's what
this woman alleged. Okay, and I remember that was so weird.
I thought, this is very weird. He never had a
childhood though, Michael Jackson, so it was very it was understandable. Yeah,
so I don't jump. Yeah, so I wouldn't do the
(20:15):
footy pajamas thing. Would be more like a Lulu Lemon
kind of thing, you know, maybe a vory kind of thing.
But then you know, thank you for that. I got
to build. Michaelaurean is not yet assembled. Let's do headlines
Biggest Stories of the day in two minutes. Fred Show.
Fred's Show is on Fred's Biggest Stories of the Day.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
It's tax days.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
So you're supposed to have your texes filed by today.
You can file an extension.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Did you do it?
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Kiki? Huh yeah, I'm working on it.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Did you do anything? You can't just do nothing?
Speaker 2 (20:45):
I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Have you done anything?
Speaker 7 (20:49):
Not as of yet, But I'm planning on an extension.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
When were you planning and how were you planning to
get around to that? I'm thinking more like after the villain.
I'm touring and I can focus, But I mean, who's
going to do said extension for you? The tax lady
did you.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Did you let her know.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
So No, which I'm a.
Speaker 7 (21:08):
Little concerned because I thought she should reach out to me.
Is that how that normally works?
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Another one of these where they're supposed to they're supposed
to just do the work for you. No. No, it's
your responsibility to file your own taxes. I'm her client.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
I would think when tax season hit, I would hit
up all my clients like.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Hey, yes, schedule your appointment and your appointments work gift.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
They may have done that because she has twenty seven
thousand dred emails, so it's probably in there. She's probably
been trying to get ahold of you for years. She's
texting you, Oh maybe maybe. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (21:40):
I'm just used to Jason. My heat makes sure like
Jason's like, hey, we got something coming.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Up, to make sure that we attend work functions. He's
not responsible for your taxation.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
And that's something that even eyes like I didn't even
do mine util last week. I yeah, Paulina runs like
I need to aspire to be like her.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
I mine done since last year. I just estimated. I
estimated you can do that. You can't. But like the
day that I get my W two, I send it
to that, which is like the end of January. Whenever
I send it all to the guy and the guy's
happy to do it, it gets done fast because he's not
that busy at my tax guy.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
You can't get ahold of him right now. Try calling
a tax guy right now. Do not disturb on.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Oh I'm sure that's why I'm saying today.
Speaker 7 (22:21):
Like everybody else, I know, I was thinking I would
wait till the weekend to be like girl, open it to.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Day though, I just go on my little text guy,
TurboTax dot com.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
You my little Yeah, I don't own anything.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Probably found an extension on like that on one of
the tax sites. You know.
Speaker 7 (22:41):
The last time I tried to do it myself, the
numbers of the math wasn't math. And I'll be like,
I know I'm doing something wrong because there's no way
I owe them. Oh yeah, that's why I ended the phone.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
Somebody, I'll do it for you, Turbo tax. Ye, give
me your form.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Somebody knows what they're doing, well, Jason, because you know
you don't reach a contract.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
That's very true. I take that.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
That's it's true. Don't let him negotiate it for you.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Okay, but there are tons Did you post the food
deals yet that you get around to thank you? There
are tons of food deals, tons of like too many
for me to list. They're in alphabetical order. I mean
everywhere from Applebee's to Benny Hanta, the Zaxby's. If you
got one. I just made that up. But there were
so many I can't even do it. But if you
go to the website Fred Show Radio, you can see
all the different deals you can get. Today on text day,
(23:31):
Katy Perry's high. And that's the story. These ladies went
to space yesterday. The Blue Origin Flying Penis went to space.
The Flying fallis twelve minutes of weightlessness in space. Katie Perry,
Gail King, Lauren Sanchez and the rest of the ladies
were floating around checking it all. We haven't seen it.
I want to see it myself.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
This is them watching the videos of themselves.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Three Flint, I got you for.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Okay, I don't know what this is.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
They're just and they're screaming and yelling like girls in
a girl's trip. They were though, and then Katy and
I'm glad they had a next time. And then Katy Perry,
I don't know what. I don't know what happened to
her in space, if she like celebrated with the joint
or something. But here she is just going on and
on about how she felt connected to the strong divine
feminine while in space and found love and said love
(24:30):
a lot of times. Hold on, it's one more thing here. Yes, Melody,
you have tax advice.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
I do o. Hi, good morning.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Yes, we'll take the tax advice before we hear Katy
Perry and her high thoughts.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
So I work for an accountant and we don't reach
out to every client. We automatically do extensions for clients.
We just kind of reach out to clients who normally
owe money that they have to pay in money with
their extension. But if you don't owe money, you actually
have like three years to even file your term give.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
But we hear that, but we wouldn't know because she
doesn't know. My girl, Katie.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Knows twenty years of like what do I do? And
like the same thing you've been doing here every year, that's.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
What you do it for you.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
But you don't know, Kiki, if you owe or don't. Oh,
you don't know. I don't know, but I have faith
that I don't.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Okay, Well, yeah, I have.
Speaker 7 (25:23):
That's why I don't even want to open a W two,
Like it's not impressive, you know. I don't feel like proud,
like oh look what I did. I feel like, damn
you I.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Still here, you're doing You're still here?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Yeah? Yeah, okay, Well, Melodie, thank you. I think she
should probably wouldn't you advise as someone who works for
an accountant, that she'd reach out to her accounting professional
and see, you know kind of where we're at.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Yes, but also if you look at your W two
and you may say eighty thousand dollars and you're not
withholding at least fifteen twenty percent, then you probably you're
withholding or if you took out money from like an
IRA or something like that. And that's where a lot
of people get misconstrued because they're like, oh, thousand.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
You've been moving money around, kickie or not.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
I always have to move some money around.
Speaker 7 (26:12):
But I like how she works because she said, even
if our clients don't reach out, they just go ahead
and file the extension for you.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
But that's Melody's lady. You don't have Melody. I need
you to call someone today. I can't have you getting
arrested all right, Thank you, Melody, have a nice day,
good looking out.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Appreciate you, thank you for listening. I don't know I
need you.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
I can't if.
Speaker 7 (26:32):
You if you haven't found your taxes, like hit us up.
I just want to feel like I guess.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Well, I think a lot of people, brob, I don't know. Yeah,
if you haven't filed your taxes to hit us off
the rush. I'm telling you. If you owe the government money,
there is a rush. If they owe you money, there
is no rush, none whatsoever. So here's Katy Perry after
going to space. I don't know what the hell she said.
Speaker 9 (26:54):
It is the highest high and it is surrender to
the unknown. Trust and this whole journey is not just
about going to space.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
It's the training, it's the team, it's.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
The whole thing.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I could have recommend this experience more.
Speaker 9 (27:15):
This is like up there with all the you know,
different tools that I've learned in my life, from meditation
to the Hoffmann process. This is up there because what
you're doing is you're find you're like really finding the
love for yourself because you got to trust yourself on
this journey, and then you're feeling the love when you
come down for sure, and you're feeling fast strength. So
(27:36):
I feel really connected to that strong, divine feminine right now.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
And she goes on and this is the clip, Love Love,
Love goes on this whole thing about love. By the way,
the spaceship flies itself. So it's not like she drove it,
you know, it's not like I mean, I realize they
have to know what to do if something happens to
fire or whatever else. But like she's talking about, she
didn't drive the thing. She someone strapped her in and
she went for the for ten minutes. And I'm glad
(28:01):
she's excited, But I have no idea what she's talking about.
She doesn't either. He's just saying, I just I don't know, Katie,
whatever you're on, I want something. I love that.
Speaker 8 (28:10):
She's like, I highly recommend, like girl, I don't know.
Jeff Bezos like I would be there, like we can't
all do that.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Yeah, I would do it too. I just I'm not
married to Jeff Bezos. Same. I'm pissed about it. And
they were joking yesterday about it. Did you see Bezos
like crawling around the spaceship when they landed and then
he fell everything he fell in the desert, but he
was like like jumping on the thing trying to get
in there, like yeah, what is like a crazy rich
man like? And then he was wearing a spacesuit for
some reason.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Why are you wearing a face? You're not going anywhere?
He told Gail he was so proud of her. I
was like, okay, like, I mean, I will say it
is ballsy, like it does take it takes guts's face.
You knew that she was having second thoughts.
Speaker 7 (28:48):
Yes, so like I mean would have got kicked off
my ship right, I.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Was like, get energy. I think it was only the
eleventh time that thing had done it, so it's like
it's still it's still risky.
Speaker 10 (29:00):
The free falling was crazy too. I'd be like, holy hell,
yeah yeah, I was thinking about that. How many parachutes
they got, because if that one didn't open, you got
a real problem on your I don't know, I would
probably do it, but I'm not gonna say it wasn't risky.
I'm not gonna say it wasn't daring. But I also,
you know, I don't know what you're talking about, Like
you were along for the right. That's like me writing
the matter whole, you know, riding a space mountain and
(29:20):
getting off and being like, I love his love. His
love is Lynn Manuel Miranda. All of a sudden, this
is for you, Kiki.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Wallet hub has ranked its top airline for twenty twenty five.
They analyzed overlooked aspects of air travel, including canceled and
delayed flights, mishandled baggage, in flight comfort to rank the
best from among nine the nine largest US airlines and
two regional characters. Our carriers rather number one Spirit Airlines.
(29:52):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Why how can that be?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Because that's the truth. Thank you. I mean, you get
what you get, should pay for right, I mean it's
not very expensive. You get on the thing they take
you there. If you want any extras, you got to
pay for them.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Underdogs up SkyWest Airlines, Delta, Jet Blue, and then Southwest.
I think Southwest is going to go and I love
you Southwest and everybody who works there and everyone you
know whatever. But I have a feeling with all the changes,
they will not be in the top five or six
next year. That is crazy.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
So everybody that works with Spirit now should address them
as wallet hubs number one airline.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
They probably will new slogan thinks they probably will. The
world's first sperm race is set for later this month.
This is a real story. A new sport is coming
to La Calon. You can get bet on this. I'm
sure A startup is launching the world's first live sperm race.
The sperm racing websites manifesto sites a worldwide decline in
male fertility as the catalyst for the idea. So here's
(30:48):
how it works. A microscopic racetrack for the first two
sperm samples to complete to compete on will be constructive.
The course mimics reproductive systems and includes chemical signals, fluid
and synchronized starts. The sperm action will be tracked by
a high resolution cameras and live stream. They'll even be stats,
leaderboards and instant replays. It'll happen on April twenty fifth,
(31:13):
So get on your you know whatever gambling site and
you can do it. Rabbit Rescues are warning against giving
bunnies as Easter gifts.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Don't do it.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
A high schooler got a perfect score on both the
ACT and the SAT grape Vine High School. This is
in Texas, I believe Yeah, great Vine Texas perfect score
on both thirty six and A sixteen hundred back in March.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
So I actually knew somebody who did this.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
I mean, I don't know. You gotta be stupid smart,
stupid smart. You gotta be stupid smart and I am stupid.
Let me see here, what else do I have for you?
Speaker 5 (31:45):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Oh, and Little Vegas Chapel in Las Vegas is offering
a pair of Star Wars Theam wedding packages from May fourth.
May the fourth be with you he Couples who want
to tie the knot can choose from two packages Yoda
one for Me and Love Star six hundred bucks, eight
hundred and sixty bucks wedding package, round Ship, limousine blah blah.
Speaker 5 (32:08):
Blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
If you're interested in that. That's trending today. It's Tax Day,
National Laundry Day, National Titanic Remember in State Calin, National
Glazed Spiral Ham Day, Shout out to you you a
spiral Ham girl, I Love him? And National Purple Upday
recognizes some of the military's most unsung heroes their children.
The entertainer report We'll do it the next stare goes
(32:30):
coming up too.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
The Right Show is Cameron's Entertainer Report is on.
Speaker 8 (32:34):
The Fresh Show have to start out with a really
heavy story as backstreet boy Nick Carter is being sued
by a woman named Laura Penley, who claims he's actually
assaulted her multiple times and infected her with more than
one STD. Laura says she met Nick in two thousand
and four when she was nineteen. They started hooking up
for a couple of weeks. She says she asked him
more a condom, he refused and told her he was
(32:55):
clean from STDs. The following years, she went to his
house and says that she told Nick she didn't want
to have sex, but he responded by telling her the
only reason she was there was to have sex with him.
I'll spare you the details from there, but she claims
that Nick infected her with various STDs, including HPV. Nick's
legal team says he doesn't even recall meeting her and
fired back, saying that this woman has a documented history
(33:17):
of financial and legal trouble, has filed for bankruptcy and
has been sued for fraud. Switching gears to the upcoming
remake of the Bodyguard. It's going to be directed by
Sam Brench, who's best known for directing Taylor Swift's twenty
twenty three Eras Tour concert film. The original nineteen ninety
two iconic romantic thriller famously starred Whitney Houston and Kevin Costner,
(33:39):
and there's no word on casting, but for some reason,
swifties think the role is going.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
To go to Taylor. Not only yes, not only because.
Speaker 8 (33:48):
The director, but because model Tyra Banks suggested that Taylor
and Idris Elba play the central roles in the new adaptation. Now,
I personally don't think we need to touch that movie
at all. The movie is Whitney's. Her voice stands the
test of time. It's still a good movie. It's okay
if it looks old timey, kids, let's think of new things.
I also don't think Taylor would do that, but I'm
(34:09):
just trying imagine for that.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
No, she's not necessarily an actress. Why would you do that?
And she doesn't seem like Whitney. Why would you sign
on for a movie that's that legendary to only be
compared to Whitney Houston.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
You wouldn't do that.
Speaker 8 (34:23):
You're not dumb, No, she's not dumb, But that's what
the streets are saying, and Leslie, we were just talking
about it. But Gail King says Katy Perry saying, what
a wonderful world during part of their eleven minute journey
to the edge of space on Blue Origins Historic.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
All things she likes, sail the ocean, blue is the discovered.
I mean, listen, she'd find a planet we didn't know
about while she was up there for eleven minutes, like
what have.
Speaker 8 (34:48):
Been she's I mean, she seems happy and I'm happy
for her, like she's in some other dimension and I
like that.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
I wish I was there with her. But Gail said
the best.
Speaker 8 (34:56):
Part was when we got back in our seats after
zero G's Katie's saying, what a wonderful world. For some reason,
the ladies were asking her to sing Roar or Firework,
but Katie kept saying, it's not about me, it's not
about being, It's not us.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Then she proceeded to sing Louis Armstrong.
Speaker 8 (35:10):
After landing, Katie said, it's about this wonderful world that
we see right out there and appreciating it.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
This is all for the benefit of Earth. Okay, it'll
go for her.
Speaker 8 (35:19):
I want some, I want some of what she's having.
Because she is having the bat she's having her perfect day.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Yes, I had many observations from that. But did you
notice that Oprah was there? Of course because Gail was
in the station ship and she was sobbing as the
thing went up into space, sobbing because of her wilder
her wife might have said that something could happened to
her wife.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Yep, but was nowhere to be found.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Yeah, Keiky was sobbing all day. Asterday were just from
us saying we would go to sport.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
It really was isolved.
Speaker 7 (35:49):
No, no, I was crying at the fact that you
and Caitlin would actually take you all behind to the
staceship and get out of here.
Speaker 8 (35:56):
She was like, what about your dog? What about your sister?
I'm like, girl, I'm not really going. I don't have
the money, but she loves us, so that's very nice.
And Bella, that's crazy, both Bellas.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
I've come back and you know, God is good and
the world is blue and and and you know, it's
just it's an amazing world up there. Love. They all
kissed the ground, right, you know. As an astronaut, I
you know, I really feel like there's really hope for
humanity and I don't what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
What happened to you?
Speaker 8 (36:25):
Also, Chloe and Chris Jenner were there for some reason
waiting on the ground with everyone.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
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Speaker 1 (36:35):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Haven't you ever done something stressful before, like really really
stressful and all the build up and then when you
land you feel like you can see things that you
eat like an epiphany, which I think is what I
think that's what Katy Perry was experiencing. I just don't
know what she was just saying words.
Speaker 8 (36:50):
Some days it's just getting up and going to work,
you know what I mean. I'm like that proud of myself.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Well, I have a speech today and after that I'm
gonna kiss the ground. Is this a big speech?
Speaker 1 (36:58):
It is good?
Speaker 2 (36:59):
And when you done, I can't wait to hear you
talk about how you know the earth is round and yeah, yeah,
right right, and like you know, there's there's faith in
humanity and like the whe everything's gonna be okay, and
you're in love and love is love is love is
love is love and whatever else you come up with
whatever other word salad you come up with, stayre go,
we'll debate some relationship drama. Kinky in for Shelley. Five
(37:20):
hundred bucks is the prize you are right over. Every
time you move that mic. It's like you're wrestling up
some kind of piranha or something. I turned it off,
but we need a little oil on this. I mean
forty up in here, and we're commercial for you next
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