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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Talking about it.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yeah, they talk better than they SciTE.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
These are the radio blogs on the Fred Show, like
we're writing in our diaries, except we say them aloud.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
We call them blogs. Paul Lina's got one go.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Thank you so much, dear blog. Hello, I'm okay, guys.
I'm sorry. This voice is just cracking, but it's all good.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
So I'm kind of back on my bs with something
that I said I would never do in my life again.
But I'm a mother now, so I guess it's it
is time and I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
It was kind of my idea.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
But we're gonna go to Disneyland next month and we're
taking baby and Disneyland in California. So just to be clear,
because I'm doing disney World with her, I want to
just experience this with my baby, but I want to
wait to she's a little bit bigger. So like in
my head, we're gonna be like three or four years old,
and we're gonna do the whole thing, the ippity bobby
boob whatevers.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Around the world. All of that. We're gonna have a
drink and every guy drink.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
We're gonna have a drink in every country I'm gonna
say this is a motherland.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I'm gonna tell her this is this is pretty sure.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I was sixteen or fifteen and my mom and I
did that, went to Ebcott and with really we had
beers around the world.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Wait, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, I don't know it was illegal, but yeah, I'm
pretty sure. I'm pretty sure we had a drink in every.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Gundry you had a fake or were they just like
trust me, I think.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
She just bought them.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
And then I think we did that because I haven't
been there since I was a preteen, and I don't
think I could drive around the world involved. Yeah, around
the world, that's old, mom of Fred. But yeah, so
I recommend that at the earliest age.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
The earliest Okay, I told enough. I think yeah, four
or five would work, but that's later. But now we're
doing Disneyland. Now, this is my idea. And I think
I said on this radio, I will never return to
Disney It's too overwhelming, it's too stressful. But I found
myself liking the idea of it because I'm kind of like,
I don't know, I didn't get to do that as
a kid, like and I want that for my daughter
(01:47):
and we're taking my sister in law as a thank
you for like all her free baby sitting services.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
So I talked to her yesterday.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I'm like, no pressure, Like I don't because I don't
know if she thinks I'm cool or not. Like I
haven't found that out yet, you know what I mean.
Like she's younger, she's jen agen Z and I love
her to death. My sister in law is the best,
But sometimes I wonder. I'm like, do you think I'm
like a lame? Like, like what do you think about me?
Like I'm my sister in law? Like what do you
really think? So, like does she want to travel to
California with me?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
So I was like, no pressure, but I really want
you to come if you're down, And she was like,
so on board, and I'm like, oh, hell yeah, brother,
let's do this. So she's coming with But the thing
is we talked about Chaggypt and all all her flaws,
but she's actually got some good stuff too about her.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I planned my whole tenerary with CHAGGYBT, how'd you do that?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I've been there? What do I do with Disney?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
I'll tell you, you have to be very specific of like
I land this day at this time, and then I
want to see these things. I mentioned Universal, I mentioned Disneyland,
and then I mentioned a Dodger's game. Apparently went to
a Dodgers game. I'm like, how do I squeeze all
of that? And she's brilliant, how do I squeeze all
of this in soy.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
With within three to four days?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
And old boy, she came back and she said, after
after a fun and lovely day, like you're gonna go
eat dinner here? You're gonna do that? Because I asked her,
I said, can you give me restaurants to go to?
I don't want to research. I don't want to send
on my computer and do all this. So Chad did
it for me. I have the whole itinerary from when
I arrived to when I leave California.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
My thing is and you know we sent with Amy Witheret,
we sent some a family to Disney recently Disney World
isn't I can't remember that. And they came to one
of our events and they and he was showing me
the picture. And remember there was a debate about taking
the infant that like the I think it was even
a one year old yep or not. And so he
showed me the pictures and like it was cool that
he or she I can't remember, was there, but it
(03:32):
was really kind of more about them and the photos
than it was about the kid. So part of me
is like, I don't know if I'm dragging my one
year old at Disney and going through all that for
something that yeah, I'll remember that we did it, but
the kid won't remember it at all. So like, I
don't need to take out a payment plan and go
into debt and file bankruptcy to take my kid to
Disney for a trip. They're not going to remember. Now,
(03:54):
it's going to be the cheapest Disney trip you've ever
had with the kid. Because she can't buy everything. She
can't buy anything. She's free, I believe. I think she's
under three. I believe she's free. Don't quote me.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
We know got my food for her, No cotton, can't whatever,
no princess crowns, nothing. So I'm really happy about that.
But you must talk to my mom because she's been
hitting me up like isn't she too young? You sure
you want to take her? And I'm like yes, like
we're a family now, Like she's coming with me, and well, if.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
You're gonna go to Disney, you sho probably take your kid,
But I guess I don't know. It just seems like
an expensive thing.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
For a one year old.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
It's like, I don't know people who take their kid
to Europe when they're one. It's like, that's amazing. I'm
sure the pictures are cool, but that isn't that memory
more about you?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
And I'm not saying anything wrong with that, but isn't
that more about you than the kid? Because it's like,
I want my kid there because I want to experience
that with them, that because they're gonna.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Remember hundred percent agree with you. I think become a parent.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Becoming a parent has made me realize that I still
want to do the things that I like to do
hobby and I like to travel. Yes, Disney is supposed
to be for the kids. I think a little bit
is for me to hobb You can care less about Disney.
I want to go, but I have a baby now
and she's coming with Like I'm gonna get used to
traveling with her and she'll be used to it too,
Like I don't have a choice. She's my kid and
I want her to experience these things. But also I
(05:03):
want to live my life. I'm not the same but
almost as I used to, right, and now we just
learn how to do it with an infant.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
And at the end of the world. I mean, you know,
you need to get a making pretzel for me. I've
always wanted. I'm making pretzel. She always has one, Yes,
she does. You know, you eat it and tell me
how it is? Okay, I will. I got it'll be stale,
but I got you.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Disgusting.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Here's your pretzel. It sounds like she won't remember, but
that's okay, and I will.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
She's free pay for these non memories.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Hey, now you know, listen, all I'm saying is that
we're gonna have a good old time in Disney place.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I said I'd never returned to. Now is your sister
not gonna have to watch the baby while you guys
go out to eat? So you see, I would be smart.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I didn't want to ask. I didn't ask the question, sorry,
because I figured I'd get dinged for it.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
But are we are? We are?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
We sort of hoping for some free childcare too, in
order while bringing this woman along.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
I'm hoping have an aster. I'm hoping for a childcare
for hobby because I don't do roller coasters. I don't
like them, and he does. So he was about to
go by himself on all these So now he has
a sister, so I'm gonna get her go with him
everywhere because I don't want to do that.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
So that's my plan.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
But I see what you're doing there. They killing and
there might be a night where Mama wants to go
get lad in California, somewhere in La some nightclub.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I think it's great. I
think it's great.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
You're going to bring the baby everywhere. I think it's
gonna be weird when you guys go to Heatonism this year.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Oh yeah, but you know, yeah, my annual trip tea
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