Fred's Fun Fact: Water Beds!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Fread Show is on Fread's Fun Fact Fred Fun
learn so much. This one's for you, Klan. Did you
know the Queen Elizabeth the Second who passed away in
twenty twenty two, she owned dairy cows, one hundred and

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sixty five of them, and they live I believe they
still live the life of luxury. They spend much of
their time snoozing and relaxing on waterbeds. Waterbed for one
hundred and sixty five cows have waterbeds because apparently they're
from the eighties. I don't know. The manager of the
Royals Farm at Windsor Great Park said to the BBC

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as the cow lies down, the water pushes underneath the
pressure points where the cow lies, and the cow winds
up floating. Oh he's not very thoughtful. Yes, thanks Queen
Liz right for the dairy cows, one hundred and sixty
five of them, which is the only kind of that
I would own. I don't because the other day I
was in somewhere and we were driving southern Illinois, and

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we were driving there were there were cows and I
said to my friend Denis, I said, are those cows
like on someone's land? I'm like you eat those, And
he's like, well, what else would you do with them?
Then I was like, I would be the guy who
would have cows, and I would never I would never, Like,
if they're my cows and I have names for them
and stuff, and I hang out with them, we're not
eating them. We're not having George for dinner. We're certainly not.

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And so I guess the only kind of cow that
I would really want to have is a dairy cow.
But I'm not even trying to feel good about milking them. No,
I just want to count a chill that they've given
us so much. That's what I mean. They deserve to chill.
Like I'll leave some other cow, like you can get
steaks from uh, you know wherever, I'll e tells. But
not the ones out in my in my yard. Absolutely not.
That's crazy to me. I can't imagine having them in
my environment, in my realm and then being like, all right, well,

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today's day, we've got some meats of meat. That one
right there. No, absolutely not not for me. Not for me.
I'm might get them waterbeds now someday when I get cows,
and you can come over and visit if you'd like
I'm cuddle down. Yeah, I'll take care of it. It's happening.
That'll be you know. Add that to the list of
weird eccentricities that I'll have. When I finally leave this
place or when they leave me, I'll have some sort
of farm somewhere and all the rescue dogs who don't

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have houses they live there. And then I'll have cows.
I want to red little Scottish Highland cow with your
long shaggy hair please, Okay, fine, we'll let you pick
it up, okay, and we'll get water bits from It'll
be great. More Fred show next right here,