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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, they talk better than excited. Tell me, these are
the radio blogs on the Freshet, Like we're riding in
our diaries, ex ip, we said, I'm aloud. We call
them blog Jason Brown, Yes, take it away.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Thank you, dear blog. So I had a very interesting
situation happened to me when I went to get my
hair cut last week. So we had a photo shoot,
so I had to get my hair trimmed up because
it was very long. So I went to the place
that I've been going for since I was a little boy,
and it already started off like on the wrong foot
(00:31):
because my girl Lisa, who always you know, gets me right,
she was not available this day. It was like the
only day that I could like go and do this.
So I was like, okay, I'll just take whoever's first
available me in my appointment going whatever. This like girl
calls my name, she takes me over to the seat,
I sit down. Now I could just tell things were
not going well, like she like was literally cutting hair
(00:53):
by hair like I'm not even druking, Like it took
a half an hour to get like a quarter of
my head around. And I was like, okay, like this
this is interesting. This is new. But I'm sitting and
I'm like breathing and I'm trying. I'm like literally next
to a clock, and I'm like watching them.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I was like, my god, Jason, you won't even tell
the person cutting your hair lating you. You won't let anybody.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Anyone could just have it whatever they want.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
You're like, I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Literally, I was like, okay, Like this is I'm like
getting hot right like, like she didn't take my coach like,
I was like, no, I can hold on my coach.
Like do you want me to hang up your coat?
I was like no, that's fine. So I'm like have
my coat on my lap with you know, the little
thing over me, the little like cape or whatever. I
was like, okay. So then she leaves mid like haircut.
She's like I'm right back. I was like okay. So
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like she leaves whatever, she's gone, like a couple of minutes.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
You try to sneak and look in the mirror.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I'm like okay. And then so then she comes back
and she's like trying to do some more like blah
blah blah, and she's like I'm sorry, I'll be right back.
And I was like, oh my god, Okay, now you're
leaving for this second.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I'm like, what's going on on YouTube?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Just so now I'm like, sorry to get really scared.
Now we're like forty five minutes in, so I'm like, okay.
So she comes back with another stylist, right, so, like
she goes back and the new stylist is like, oh,
we're having She said she's having a little bit of
difficulty like blending this side. Now, mind you my hair,
like I my hair is very simple, I think right,
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like one on the sides were a little bit longer
on the top, like I'm not picky, you could do whatever,
and I'm not like whatever, like this side and this
is not good, you know obviously because you can't see me.
But the side of my hair was really like a
shelf Like this was like straight out and then like
up and I was like, I was like, well, normally
this is like a lot like shorter. Yes, geometry on
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my head like like this side is round, this side
is a sharping. So this lady like got me up
and rain. She was like, okay, I'm so sorry. You know,
she's training like this. I'm like cool, like thank you
for fixing it. I'm like and honestly, I probably would
have let like been cool with it if she was like, hey,
you know, I'm training. Do you mind if I like,
because everyone's gotta start somewhere, right, like everyone like I
get it, right.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
But like that to be with you before a PHO,
but tell.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Me from the jump, Like that's the things I'm like,
I wish you would have said, like, a, hey, i'm training.
This may take a little bit longer than you're probably
a custom jusans. You've been coming here since like two
thousand and seven, right, like, so this may.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Take a little bit. I say that you gotta tell
But then if you say that, you got to know
some people will be like no.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah, but I feel like like that should be that
person's like right, like maybe I don't want that. I
would have been like, okay, cool. I honestly would have
been like, okay, cool, Like we'll get it, we'll get there,
but like, let me give me a heads up because like,
like you know, like our here cuts like are what
maybe a half an hour? Y're in there, Like from
the time I get there to the time, like it's
very fast, right, It's.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Not the same women you guys, you know, it's a
much longer process. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah, So I was like, okay, if this is gonna
be like an hour long thing and you're learning, and
I'm here like let's do it, like I'm in this
with you, girl, but like you gotta let me know.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
It's gotta be something we put out there. Because there
have been two times that I have been put in
a position where someone was training and they did not
ask me. And one was that the ghino.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I was just about to ask. I was just about
to ask that question when they give you the you're
saying they didn't give you the option. But usually I'll
ask and they'll be like, hey, can the medical student
come in? Do you say yes or no? Right?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
One was that the guano did not ask, and then
one was at the spray tan place, did not ask.
So we got a crowd looking at my booty hole,
I mean, and I'm like, you have to ask, yeah,
like just and yes, you would have been yeah, you
would have just liked me. You would have been cool
with it.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
But like you got me looking real crazy and you
had to go get you know, miss ma'am from the
bag and come back and get me right, you know.
And I I one hundred and she had to get
her special tools out because you know, the girl just
got the beginner tools that aren't the real I'm like,
you know, just explain to me the situation I'm getting
in before I sit down, so I can prepare myself
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and I'm not sitting here like what the heck is
going on?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I agree? She gave you a mushroom.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Literally, I had like a half mushroom half like this
was giving cliff and like this was giving waves, like
it was like we are like all the different elements
like lands.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
She's like a YouTube video about this. What am I
gonna do?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
The easiest of hair?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Literally, look, there's two legs like a literally she.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Might need a switch.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Careers around in that chair from different angles, like oh no,
that's how you know they messed up and they keep
spinning you around way up and you have to leave
twice to go consult whatever.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
There's a funny video about this. Our friend Pat Tomasulo,
comedian and he's on WGN. He uh he made a
video like this where he went to a black barbershop
and he had in the back and so the people
come in and they're like, you know, hey, dude, it's
a very casual experience. I guess I've not attended one,
but like, hey, take that seat, we'll get to you.
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And then like hey, I don't have time. I got
a new guy. And then Pat Toomasoula, the whitest man ever,
comes out, well, hey my friend, and everybody's like, nope, nope, nope,
we're not We're not like everyone. And seriously everybody's like, ah,
you know, I wait, I wait for the other guy.
You know, I feel more comfortable. You don't touch my hair.
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But it's it's very funny video. The entertainment reporting is next.
In two minutes, friend shows up.