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Speaker 1 (00:02):
I am not salty, okay, I am single and sweet.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You should listen just to see what's going to happen.
Next French show is on. It is Monday, May fifth,
The French Show is here. Hi Kaitlin, good morning. Hi
Jason Brown, Hi Paulina, Hi Kiki, good morning Bella this
year boss Lady on the phone and the text eight
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us up anytime. Headlines the biggest stories of the day.
(00:25):
We'll get to those in a few minutes. Blogs this hour,
Kiki's court new waiting by the phone. Um, someone's getting paid, maybe.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Right, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Oh, don't you can manifest in a loss today?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Five hundred and fifty bucks's feeling strong?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yes, yes, I've been studying all weekends.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Kaylyn's email, it's I'm not going on.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
The five fifty surprise. Well by somebody. It could be
you. You also be getting paid.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I mean I could, but not today you said today.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
See, Okay, you know what it is too early for this.
It's for somebody. Somebody might get paid, but then maybe not.
But then Kiki might be putting on layaway, So I
don't know, Okay, Shelly's back June something right, Yeah, we
think first week of Jim has anyone heard from her?
Can we confirm that? Please?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Now I think we could talk to her. We can't
talk to her well like that about work stuff for
the lawyers, for her people she's Onny.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Can we say, Hey, I'm texting as a friend, but
when are you coming back to work? I'm texting as
a friend, But do you intend to return or not? Like?
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Not? How are you like.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
That for a couple of weeks? Now I'm texting is
a friend?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I'm back.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Five point fifty today? And the entertainment report? What's in there? Ken?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
The highest attendant concert by a female artist in history went?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
You had to go to a planning meeting for a
class reunion. Yes, well, how does that work? Planning meeting?
And then my understanding is that you then had to
you have to plan it because you were the last
class president.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yes, what exactly?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
What exactly? So if you win class president senior year,
then you're responsible for whole for like maintaining all contact
with everybody for the rest of your life. Yes, Oh,
there's one more reason than I'm glad I didn't run
among the forty two people in my grade. Yeah, I
don't think we had a class president. I think maybe
we had like a school president or something. There were
(02:30):
two other people to who high school? So how does
this work?
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
My god?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
So as the class president, you're supposed to be in
charge of the reunion. You're supposed to you know, oversee
it and kind of make sure it comes together. And
you know, ten years ago, I was that girl, like
I was all about unity and friendship.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
What do you know?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Oh that's right, you know now I don't want to
talk fifteen years later your anti unityship? Yes, okay, So
so my are like football MVP and Prime King. He
reached out and you know, other people have been reaching
(03:12):
out to me, right, but I ignored them. But my friend,
like the Prime King, he was my friend in school.
So I'm like, he's like, hey, keeping.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
A friendship reunity anymore?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
So he but when he reached out, I'm like, oh,
he means business, you know. So he's like, hey, we
got to get this reunion going. We got to get
it done and it has to happen. So I'm like, Okay,
what do you need from me? So he's like, make
a Facebook page and you know, put it up there
and invite everybody.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Something I can handle that. I can do that.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Then he's like, we all need to meet, and then
they start talking in the face. They make a Facebook
group and everybody's talking like it's like a group chat
on steroids. It's big, meaning means yes it is. When
that happens to me, I freeze up. I don't, I can't.
I can't keep up with it all. So I completely
went ghosts in the group chat. So then they set
a meeting and they're like, okay, everybody, we're going to
meet at this spot on Sunday. And I'm like, ooh, sorry, guys,
(04:01):
I have an event from twelve to two.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
They're like, we're okay, let's do it at three. I'm like, oh,
I have to.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Group, you know.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
So I'm like, okay, they moved the meeting for me.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
So after my event yesterday, I drive to the location
of this planning meeting, sit in the parking lot and
literally like I could just ghost.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Like if I just ghost them, they'll.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Figure it out, you know.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I'll come back later with some excuse. Sat in the
car for ten minutes and then I'm like, stop being
a weirdo. Go in here and handle your business. And
so I go in there and literally I'm the personality
higher at this point, because like I'm in there, I'm
just I'm just smiling.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
They coming up with all these ideas and I'm like, oh, yes,
that sounds great.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Do it.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Of course I'm not chapping that.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
So it's just like it's it's a lot of stress,
and you know, but we got a committee together and
we're gonna make it.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
They're gonna make it happen.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
How many people are in your class?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Oh, I don't know. It had to be over two
hundred though, Oh that's it.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah, And what so half of the people showed up
to plan this thing, so you had the reunion then, no,
two hundred people. No, I realized that. But I'm saying,
you had like ten people at this meeting, so half
of the people were there to plan the meetings, so
you didn't even have to You don't even have to
have the whole thing two hundred people. I mean, how
many people do you need? What I'm saying is how
many on a committee for to plan an event for
two hundred people? I mean half the people were in
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the attendance planning the thing.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Well, I mean everybody's needed, because I thought you were
going to say, like a thousand people, because then you
would need a committee. No, no, no, it's not a thousand.
I'm sure I'm not saying the right number because I
don't remember, honestly my memory.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
You were the class president of all these people. These
were your constituents ten years ago.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I cared today today I don't.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
They're so funny. I want to be on my committee.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Why, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
I like planning stuff, but you're right, like, I feel
like they're not gonna want my ideas anyway.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
Then they do the same thing every year.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
It's at the high school in the parking lot, and
they do a big picnic.
Speaker 7 (05:53):
What yeah in the park Jason. I mean, there's really
not much that's.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
So much better. You can contract me out out of here.
I'll put your ball fees. I'll go to all the
meetings for you. We can assess this, you know, in private,
but I'll go to all the meetings for you, and
I'll do all the work.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Now, it makes me wonder who planned ours? See I
didn't go, but I mean, I have no idea. I
feel like, no, we had a whole thing about this
it was, uh for it? What was it? Myke? Twenty year?
When did I graduate? What year is it? I don't know?
Twenty oh god, twenty five? Is it twenty five? No? Maybe,
yeah it was. I didn't go. I was busy, see and.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Somebody put their blood, sweat and tears into that meeting.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Well I don't know who though, because there were only
forty two of us. So if there had been ten
people the meeting, that it truly would have been no
need for a reunion because we all would have basically
been there.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yes, I feel what's the need. We all see each
other on Facebook at this point. I don't even know
their real names anymore. I know by their Facebook game,
like you know Tyya, big Booty, Judy, I don't remember
your last name.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I know her, she's in my phone too. Wait minute,
to high school with her. She's cool there. Yeah. Okay,
so you're supposed to plan this, but you're not really
all that engaged.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I mean, I mean I have to now like I can't.
I can't humble, So I have to show up at least,
I don't you know what I'm saying. I got to
show up, just be there, And that's what I'm trying
to do. Yesterday was just struggle, but I made it happen.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Eleven hundred people. Someone taketed eleven hundred people and then
in their graduating class in less than one hundred wents
of the reunion.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
See what I'm saying, Oh wow, Facebook.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
We don't need the reunion. We know what everyone's doing exactly.
We know who's alive, we know who's dead. We think
we know who's you know, asking for help and pray
for prayers. We know that person all the time, you know. Yeah,
we've seen everything. We're good. Yeah, thank you, Mark Zuckerberg.
Now I don't have to go to my high school
re union because I know what's going on thanks to Facebook.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
That's true.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
Not you don't know everybody's up to, especially like the
guy who's always like so cute or whatever, Like I
don't know what he's up to.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Like who's so cute?
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Yeah that's yo, Okay, so someone suber driver.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
It's fine, But I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Want to a guy who's being so cute. What does
that even mean?
Speaker 6 (08:02):
Like the guy that was so cute but like you
knew he didn't have potential, like you know, he was
just he was just so cute.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
He's a cute loser.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Right, there was a cute one. People were saying, like,
you should go to your reunion because you've had success,
so then like you know some level of success, so
then you can like show off. Like but then aren't
we returning to our high school ways again? Like I don't.
I'm not trying to live like that anymore.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Right, take me back, Like, I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Need to prove anything to these people. And he was
twenty five years ago. I don't talk to any of them,
Like what am I going. I'm gonna walk in there, gonna.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Go out so wearing your own merch.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I mean I did. I made him sense some of
the merch over to the Reaia. This is a subtle reminder,
you know. I mean I sponsored it. This cocktail brunch
is brought to you by the Friend Show.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Oh yeah, that's another thing.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
This committee, They were like, okay, I got five hundred
on it. I'll put up six hundred on it. I
put up a thousand.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Then I'm sitting there like.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Huh wait, so you're supposed to pay for this thing too.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Well, if somebody asked about a barbecue, you gotta have
the Jumpy House for the kids.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I figured they just charged the mission the kids.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Wait, you're having kids at your reunions.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
It's like a family field day that they're in.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
No reunions are for getting drunk and seeing what everybody's
up to.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Everybody has money, right at money. I have no adult money.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Hey, kids don't run for class president because this is
what's going to happen. You're going to wind up like
Kiki here and a bunch of years are gonna have
to plan and pay for the thing.
Speaker 8 (09:25):
Man.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
And the school doesn't offer anything. They don't throw in anything.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
On that out. My high school close?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
What do you have it there then?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Because it's empty on their football?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Fool? You're high school closed close.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
That's so mean.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I've never even heard of such a thing. High schools closed.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
They closed, and then they combined with another school.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
It's a whole thing. It's shout out to rich Township.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Oh yeah, we had a high school like guidance council
college advisor. I guess he was I don't know what
it was a moron, but but but he like you
had to go to him and then he would help
you figure out where you should go to college. And
if you went in there and told him you wanted
to go somewhere that he didn't think you could get into.
Then he would tell you not like, oh no, I'm
not signing off on that because he had to write
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a letter I guess or whatever. It was the whole thing.
But he tried to send a bunch of us to
a college that closed. It doesn't exist anymore. A college.
I didn't. I didn't even know it was possible. I mean,
of course it's a business. But like he tried to
send a bunch of us to a college that isn't
probably because we wouldn't go. Maybe we could have saved it.
(10:35):
I don't know if he's getting kickbacks or what, but
it was like literally the college closed.
Speaker 7 (10:40):
Yeah, Like he wanted you guys all to attend that.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yeah, he was like he's like, oh this is a
great college. You should go there, you know or whatever.
It closed.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
He was definitely getting the kickback for every student he
got enrolled.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
It closed. Like I didn't it's a college. I mean,
what I how right? Yeah? I mean what do they
do with all that college? That whole See, your high
schools is sitting there, empty, sitting there.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Closed, empty, with all my memories.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Wow, yeah, man, man, why don't you sell the college then,
or sell or sell the high school, sell the property
and use to pay for your reunion. That's what you
should do.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Maybe that's what we should look into.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Well, I've never heard of such a thing right now.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
The committee got all the money, right, what do they
do on their job?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Not this?
Speaker 9 (11:20):
Well?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
You know, if you win class president some day, you're
chipping in six hundred bucks for a field day for
a bunch of people you don't even know, just so
you know, So maybe sit back, Yeah, be it right,
get another role? You know, vice president's way cooler. I think,
you know, maybe ambassador versus Is there an ambassador role?
Something like that? Let's do headlines next, friend Fred Show
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is on Biggest Stories of the day.
Speaker 9 (11:45):
I mean, I'm.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Gonna sound like a like a jerk, but I feel
like the people who get super hype about the high
school reunion are the people who peaked in high school because, like,
I don't know, I don't get I'm not really hype
about anything that happened twenty five years ago. I miss
it so much high school, Yes, I see, I don't
it's so much better. I left that place and they
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got better better, better, better, I can't better. Really, did
you peak in high school? You didn't look at you.
You're here on this show. You got all these businesses,
and yeah, you got three towels for the business you got.
You're almost a realtor, spray tan, what don't I do?
Philanthropist power suit wearing TV on on Lady. So I
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would not say you peaked in high school. You had
a beautiful daughter and a husband.
Speaker 7 (12:34):
You thank you. I feel like that was just a
time was had and people say, oh, I.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
Went to college and had like way more fun, and listen,
I didn't have that college experience. It wasn't necessarily fun.
It just was what it was, if that makes any sense.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yeah, high school wasn't bad. I just I was in
no hurry to like go stand in a room with
a bunch of people that I hadn't talked to in
a very long time, Like what are we going to
talk about? You know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
It's very awkward, it can be. I can see that.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
And people were really offended that I wasn't into the
and I didn't go. I mean, and I don't think
they were offending because I wasn't there. They were just
defended that there were people that weren't as excited about it.
I mean, we had that girl from high school on
the show, and she was not I haven't spoken with her,
said I don't. She's mad at me. I didn't go
and I didn't give any money either, and I'm like,
well why, I mean, it wasn't the greatest time of
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my life. I've moved on. I've you know, I don't know,
I've accomplished other things. Yeah, it's all good. I just
I don't know what we're gonna do. We're gonna go,
I mean, that's it. I also think that normally these
things are all about the alumni relations people getting access
to you to get money from you. That's at least
what I've found about the stuff they do for our
school is they'll be like, you know, they'll be like, oh,
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we're having a cocktail function, and they have it like
the Friday before Christmas because they know everybody's going to
be in town or whatever. And then you show up
at all it is is at the school and then
it's like here and as you walk in, you could
donate to this thing and that thing in this scholarship
and that thing. It's like oh so this free drink
is not free. Actually, it's you just want my money.
You know, you wanted to get a look and see
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if I'm on a zampik or not. And if I'm
on a zampik, I mean, they got a couple extra
dollars to give to you. That's what I feel like
is happening. It's all good if you want to go,
but I feel like, you know, if you if you
were going to keep in touch with people, then you
would have right.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm like fifty to fifty with it.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Like I used to really be all in and I'm
like probably in the high school was the time, like
we had a great time.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
But it's just like now I just fight. Everybody's weird.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Look at you. The Kentucky Derby was on Saturday. Let's
listen to this so excited. I have no idea what's
going on, but Roman sovereign. He's so excited, coming with
damn mother outside. I said, this guy. Two of them
go break by with a brulo.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
Come journalism, good sovereignty, dost those don't to.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
The last sixteenth of a mile sovereign gee taking the lead.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Journalism is second fourth the look side. So sovereignty one okay,
And I was asking a question I ask every year,
But do you think these horses know how badass they are? Like?
Do you think they know when they won that they
won and that they're the best, or do you think
they're just like I don't know. I mean, I just
I've showed up so I don't get fined. You know,
I'm just here so I don't get fined. Like, I
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don't know. Do you think those who I know they're
treated well? I would like to believe they're treated well,
those horses, because if you win, then that you know,
it's like three million dollars or something that the owner gets.
So I would like to believe that they're well treated anyway.
But I don't know. I mean, do you think they
know that everyone in the world is watching them and
they're the fastest, best horse of the day or they're
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just like, well, I don't know where's my carrot?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I feel like they have to know, because I'm sure
the owners like brush them all day and talk nice
to them and you know, worship them.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
They better. I don't know, but you get you get
ten percent of the winnings. I looked up. If you're
the jockey, So three hundred grand, which doesn't seem like
enough because you get slung mud all over you and
you could die. You could absolutely die. If you fall
off that thing and you're in the middle of the
pack and then the other horses run over you, You're dead.
You're gone, it's over. Or if you get thrown off
a horse and like land the wrong way or whatever.
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So I think you should get more than three hundred
thousand dollars for that. I think it should pay better.
I also want to know why all my friends become
horse experts. On the day of the Kentucky Dearly, I
mean I was in a group of people and I
would say there was probably five thousand dollars among I
didn't I didn't bet on anything, but there were five
thousand dollars among like ten people being bet on various
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parlays and they're trading tips. Well you know this one
does well in the mud, And I'm going, what is
what do you like? Go to the track of the weekend,
Like how do you know? Are you scouting? Like how
do you how do you know that jal? How do
you know that kale?
Speaker 7 (16:36):
Listen? I don't know the horses, like I know my
Saquon Barkley. You know, I don't know how fast they
can run. I don't know how they do in these conditions.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
I haven't spread out to the horse race butting yet,
but I don't trust it. So a different person owns
the horse, you're saying, obviously than the jockey.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Right, yeah, and the jockey doesn't know they hire the jockey.
Speaker 7 (16:54):
Oh okay.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
They're like free agents, so like jockey. Some jockeys are
like the best jockey. I guess I don't know a
lot about this, but my understanding is you you can
hire a jockey who's won before and then they're more
skilled than others or whatever.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
Where do you go to find a jockey? Like, is
there a website or is it like kick?
Speaker 2 (17:11):
So there's like a you match, you swipe bride, swipe play. Okay,
there's a jockey thing. Yes, yes, yeah, I know it is.
It's like, I really don't Oh I like this guy's credentials.
Oh okay, it's five threes lights before you know, I would.
Speaker 7 (17:24):
Guess, Yeah, I want to know my jockey's overcolor.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yeah yeah, I mean I believe you can hire whatever
jockey you.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
Want, and they're small little things, aren't there?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
They are? Well they you know, because like me, I
would slow the horse down, you know, six five two
hundred aerodynamically, that ain't gonna work, and the horses look
at me and be like huh huh. I always felt
that way, like when I could, I was always I'm
always tall. But it's like, did the horses look at
the people who are about to go on a little
Western ride, you know, when they're on vacation in Albuquerque
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or whatever. You know, the horse is looking oh no, no, no, no,
no no.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Always bring out this huge horse for my Stebec because
he's about right right, and it's.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Like they bring oh.
Speaker 5 (18:02):
Here's you know, big Bertha, and he's like this dude
on a horse.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Like I don't you know.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
All the horses are walking around looking at the tourists
of the day and they're like, oh god, not her, no,
not her, no no no no no, it's start limping,
you know, not interested. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
People need to stop doing that, like you need. Everything
is not for everybody. Don't do ride to jet skis.
Leave the horse back alone.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Please. I don't know if you know this, Kiki, but
we're going to Toronto. Just speak at a conference, and
I think you know that part. I think you knew
that part. But they're big on horses there. And I
actually signed this up for a horseback riding tour of
the city.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Now you just sign me up there, I know I did.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
I did. Actually, yeah, past the limit. Their donkeys. Actually
we rred around donkeys. You never heard you never heard
of the Toronto donkeys. No? Oh yeah, No, I thought
I figured that was the best way for us to
bond and see the city.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
No, I'm more of a camel type of girl.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
And then I signed up for a running tour as well.
It's a running tour. Yeah, it's an exciting way to
see all the different things they have there.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
I don't have my real life.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
You know, your passport, work line. It's all good. So,
in case you were wondering, primate experts have weighed in
on the one hundred men versus gorilla debate that we
got into last week. So a god named Michael Stern,
who was the former curator of primates at the Philadelphia Zoom,
has weighed in on the one hundred men versus gorilla debate.
Who would win one hundred men versus a gorilla? I
(19:24):
still contend that gorilla would win. I think as long
as there were no weapons or unfair advantages, I believe
that you know, the gorilla could take you out one
by one. I think it would have to be a
coordinated effort of strength all at the same time, because
they say that the gorillas are what like ten times
stronger than their weight or whatever. I told you on Friday.
But he said, the debate doesn't have much to go
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on because the gorilla would see that it's outnumbered and
then it would run. He said, the gorilla would sprint
through the nearest line of men, knock one or two over,
and then make a run for it. He said, for
the most part, gorillas are gentle creatures, and the talk
of them fighting men is hurting their reputation. Michael Stern
speaks for all gorillas. Okay, he stood in front of
a podium. Okay, A bunch of guerrilla stood behind him,
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and he said, look, this is hurting the reputation of
my client. He did share that a primate could do
damage to a group of humans. Chimpanzee. I guess that
is a primate. It could do damage. So not a gorilla,
but a chimpanzee is what we're worried about my goodness,
our moment of zen this morning, shout out to the
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Daily Show. This is Elon Musk. Now, we don't get
political here. We're really not trying to be political. I
just want you to count the number of times he
says pandas in this in this thing he's talking about
on Fox News of course, about how Doze you know,
his little organization that's trying to find savings in the government,
ways to cut stuff. That he's upset because you know,
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some of these organizations they try and say baby pandas,
but they don't have a panda.
Speaker 8 (20:53):
Yeah. I mean like these programs, these grounds are going
to be like along lines of save the baby one,
and it's like, well, of course, who wouldn't want to
save the baby panda too? And and you know, in
some cases they've got a show Panda three, which they
will they will try out for special occasions. In a
lot of cases they don't even have a show panda.
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For no, there's not even one panda six. Because we
asked for pictures and we don't even get one panda.
It's like, well you got a well that's a lot
of you know, what's the What's where's the billion dollars? Gay?
Speaker 2 (21:27):
It does not even get you one panda. That's nine
pandas in thirty five seconds. Yeah. So apparently if you
want a billion dollars in the government, you better produce
at least one panda. And he wants pictures. Wow, yeah, right, No, No,
I mean, well, I mean I think I think the
point is he's alleging that people are out here asking
for money for causes that they don't aren't maybe as
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involved with is and the panda was the example. But
nine pandas in thirty seconds. So that's exciting. One of
Pope Francis's final witches will come true. Before he died,
the pontif asked for one of his popemobiles to be
converted into a mobile healthcare unit and sent to the
Gaza Strip. The new clinic will feature medical equipment for diagnosing, examining,
and treating children, and will be staffed by doctors and medics.
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That baseball fan who fell from the twenty one foot
right field wall and onto the field at PNC Park
in Pittsford last week during the seventh inning of the
Pirates in the Cubs game is awake, alert and getting better.
He still has a long road ahead of him, a
family member wrote, but today brought a moment of hope
that we've all been holding on too. If you haven't
seen a video of this, it's like, it's not good.
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I mean, it's what you'd imagine. I don't know if
he was trying to grab for a ball. I'm not
sure what happened. But he's in the outfield on the wall,
and yeah, and he does the flip. It's not good.
Hawaii lawmakers have approved a new measure to raise the
state's lodging tax, marking what experts says the nation's first
state level tax of its kind designed explicitly to fund
environmental protection and climate change adaptation. In short, it's going
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to cause you basically twenty percent more on top of
your hotel bill to go to Hawaii. So they're expected
to sign this, I guess sometime soon. Zero point seventy
five surch charts the existing ten point twenty five tax
on short term accommodations like hotel rooms, vacation rentals, and
time shares, raising that to eleven and then they collect
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three percent lodging tax, and then an excise tax of
four point seven So if you add all that, eighteen
point seven percent is added to your hotel room if
you go to Hawaii for conservation, so your you know whatever,
it would be your two hundred there's no two hundred
dollars hotel room in Hawaii. Your five hundred dollars hotel
room is what an extra hundred bucks now something like that. Yeah,
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twenty dollars making twenty dollars per one hundred is what
you would pay now, So forget about your resort fee.
You get the resort fee man. And then now you
go to Hawaii, you got to pay twenty percent more
to make it, you know, keep it looking nice or whatever.
Speaker 7 (23:52):
I'm going so say, yeah you are, Oh no.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Well save your pennies. Then you're telling me and this
reunion watch out of the primeates too and the pandas
for that matter. Thirty two people, mostly in bikinis, were
rescued from a sinking yacht off of Miami Beach this weekend.
It was a four million dollar Lamborghini boat. I didn't
know they made boats, but rescue crews, including the Coastguard,
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swooped in just in time. Most of the group escaped unbothered,
snapping selfies of course, as the sixty three foot three
point six million dollar boat tilted nearly vertical. Some even
made sure to save their MacBooks and oh and a
bottle of Classe azul Go tequila, So you got to
grab that on the way out. Of course, you know,
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the four million dollar boat, that's a problem. But we
got to make sure we grab the tequila on the
way out. That's a big deal, that's correct. Yeah, that's
like these people that are grabbing their stuff when the
you know, the airplanes flipped over on the runway and
they're trying to get out. It's like when we grab
my bag real fast, It's like, well you really you
wereried about to be airplanes upside down, you know. But anyway,
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that's just why I don't like, Okay, I don't want
to be stuck on a boat all day, don't I
don't want to be committed to this group of people
all day. And then it could flip over and what
happens to my tequila? It could go everywhere exactly. And
for gamers, this morning, I've got bad news. The release
of gram Theft Auto I Believe This is six has
been delayed until May twenty six of twenty twenty six,
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one of the most highly anticipated titles in video gaming history.
The Newest GTA was previously scheduled to be launched in
the fall of this year. But no, guys, not till
May of next year. So I'm not sure what you're
all gonna do now or what's gonna be on your
Christmas list which you can't have it. I'm sorry, my goodness, yeah,
I'm sorry. It's sinkod am Io today, National Astronaut Dave,
It's Melanoma Monday. So where Sunscreen? National Hogi Day, National
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Cartoonist Day, and National Silence the Shame Day, which brings
an opportunity to continue the conversation about mental health and
wellness and erase the stigma. We'll get to the entertainer
of fort next blogs, audio journals. Wa, anyboy, the phone
is new this morning? Why did somebody goes to that's
about twenty minutes away? Five hundred and fifty bunch of
kikiven a showdown you can win this morning and Kiki's
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Courts coming up to the French go back in three
Camlon's Entertainment Report and he's on the freadh Show.
Speaker 7 (26:14):
This is a crazy story.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
Lady Gaga knew nothing about the alleged bomb plot at
her concert or even in the immediate aftermath, and if
you missed it. According to Saint Police, two people reportedly
part of a radicalized group that promotes hate speech towards
the LGBTQ plus community, we're arrested yesterday in connection to
an alleged plan to harm her concert in Brazil. These
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people are accused of trying to encourage teens online to
participate in violent acts using homemade explosives. The suspects were
arrested and cops say that they kept their raids their
raids quiet in order to avoid mass panic. But word
is that Gaga and her entire team learned of this
threat with everyone else on the new It was yesterday,
(27:00):
so she didn't get the chance to choose whether or
not to perform. And even though they met with a
security team and she felt really comfortable with all the
measure they had in place, she still I'm sure would
have liked the knowledge, at least to know that a
threat was being made on the concert.
Speaker 7 (27:16):
Now, as for the concert.
Speaker 5 (27:17):
Itself, Gaga actually broke the record for the highest attended
show by a female artist in history, drawing an estimated
crowd of two point five million people to this free
show at Rio de Janario's at Copacabana Beach. So the
record was previously held by Madonna, who drew a crowd
of one point six million at a free concert at
the same place back in May. So it could have
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been very, very bad, but thank goodness, it was not.
Sabrina Carpenter joined SNL host Quinta Brunson for her opening monologue.
Over the weekend, The Abbott Elementary Star celebrated life as
a person who's four to eleven a short person, with
a musical tribute to fellow short celebrities. She shouted out
people like Simone Biles, Kendrick Lamar, and Tom Holland and
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was then joined by five foot Sabrina Carpenter for a
duet of short jokes.
Speaker 7 (28:05):
Even SNLS Marcelo Hernandez and.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
NBA legend Dwayne Wade joined in, with Dwayne saying even
at six', four he still feels short next to seven
footers Like.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Shaq it was very.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
Cute by the, way if you missed any part of our,
show to take the frend show on demands and set
us as a preset on the free iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
App, yeah here's the dude talking about the private expert
talking TO tmc of all, people because that's WHERE i would,
Go gray expert talking about who would wish would never?
Speaker 9 (28:32):
HAPPEN a gorilla would not hang out long enough to
fight one hundred. People so it's kind of like asking the,
question what if a unicorn was fighting a pterodactyl or
something like, that you, know or let's say a shark
with a laser is up against the, submarine what would?
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Happen then it wouldn't.
Speaker 9 (28:47):
Happen having said, that you, know gorillas are very strong.
Creatures they're very, impressive and of course this is what
gets everybody excited and when they're thinking about this, question,
right because you, know gorilla is about five times as
strong as a person pound four. Pounds so if you
picture a four hundred pound athlete five times as strong
as they, are that's what you've gotten a. Gorilla so
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it is an impressive creature and they've you, know the
things That King kong, does the beating the chest and
the jumping around and hooting and hollering and all. That
real gorillas do do, that but they do it as a.
Bluff they do it so they look big and strong
so that they don't have to. Fight they're actually very
very peaceful, creatures and they would much rather run away
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than fight any.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Day as you well, KNOW i BELIEVE i could reason
with the wild. ANIMAL i BELIEVE i could reason with a. Gorilla,
Really i've seen a lot of more ON. Tv they're very.
Nice MAYBE i pought a children's book read to. IT
i don't, know you, know feed of. SOMETHING i don't.
Know maybe i'd bring my hot girlfriend IF i had.
One have you ever seen that video there's a guy
LIKE i THINK i think IT'S i think it's gorillas
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that he's friends, with and he well he raised, them you,
know which, helps but you, know and then like he
brings his girlfriend around the gorilla and then the gorilla
flirts with the lady and everything's. Fine, YEAH i BELIEVE
i couldn't BECAUSE i don't think i'd run because it's
gonna run faster than. ME i don't think i'd try
and like punch. IT i wouldn't do. That SO i
think the only option you have is to try and be, like,
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hey what's up? Man you know how you? Doing try
to shake his hand, right be Like i'm, cool animals like.
Me i'm good with animals like you, know you want
to go on a plane, ride you want? TO i
worked for an organization Called gorillas And Pause Pilot pilots And.
Gorillas we fly gorillas all over the country to new
uh new forever. Homes you. KNOW i try and chat with,
him reason with, them you know WHAT i? Mean, right
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that would be SOMETHING i wish they had. THAT i
wish they had pilots and pawns for. Girl don't one's
ever asked me to fly, gorilla you, know only big. Dogs. Never,
Well callen came with me one. Time we flew a
dog the size of a. Gorilla but, no that would be. Something,
YEAH I i would totally do.
Speaker 6 (30:54):
That gorilla scare me a little. Bit they just seem so.
POWERFUL i mean they're they're literally like there are. Anything
they seem they are.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Powerful that's What i'm.
Speaker 7 (31:01):
Saying don't they they run the jungle like they run
it over. There i'm not messing with. It i'm not
talking to an.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
Nothing other animals would, disagree you, know don't they run the?
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Jungle the lions ran the? Jungle, no it's really the.
GORILLA i don't know which conversation is making me feel
more high That elon mus talking about pandas or us
talking about chimpanzees or gorillas running the. Jungle lets you
blogs next reread show, Me, yeah they talk better than
They these are the radio blogs on The fread show
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riding in our, diaries except we said him, aloud we
call them. Blog Jason brown's back from.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
ASSIGNMENT i am you were on, assignment reporting live for
duty back in our.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Studio you know what you should have? Blogged then take it?
Away do a, blog, ye thank, you dear. Blog so you.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
Guys over the, WEEKEND i was In, Austin texas for
The iHeartRadio Country.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Festival why don't they call it a? Hodown they should
call it a Hode they.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
Should they, should but they. Don't but maybe next. Year
they never ask me for advice and what to do
in this. Company they never asked. Me they really. SHOULD
i think they certainly. Should, yeah but, anyway so many
things that are. DIFFERENT i, mean it was. ICONIC i
got to See Rascal, flats which is. Insane the last
TIME i saw them Was Taylor swift opened for.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Them like back in the. Day they just a man
From Rascal flats does he really wear a jacket with
an image of himself on the back of? It it
looked like his jacket had it looks like he has
a little logo with his. Hair is that What i'm
Always is that supposed to be? HIM i don't. KNOW
i was asking BECAUSE i saw videos of it over the, Weekend,
like is that a jacket with himself on? IT i
don't know that is that is quite the Flax son
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or something you?
Speaker 4 (32:37):
Had isn't his last name is like? Whatever on your
like chests like sort of, like.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Oh, MONICA i see it, Right But i'm, like is
that a picture of himself on his? Jacket? YEAH i don't.
Know is gonna do the same thing if you?
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Don't, yeah sure should love a picture with.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Me he loves a picture of. Her she Saw Rascal. Flash.
Yeah did they Do life as A Highway? Day?
Speaker 4 (32:58):
Yeah and like every one lost their. Minds everyone went.
Feral that's like the best song Ever and it's a
cover right With Wild, yeah that Guy brooks and Dun,
closed which was insane to, hear, like come, on like nineties, country.
Speaker 7 (33:14):
Like that's not?
Speaker 2 (33:15):
It did you have your boots?
Speaker 6 (33:16):
On?
Speaker 4 (33:16):
THOUGH i, Didn't SO i was afraid my feet were
gonna hurt Because i'm on my feet all.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Day because if you don't have the combat boots on
your piece and your, clipboard THEN i DON'T i don't
know if people can take. You, seriously that.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
Was just afraid everyone had boots on people like cowboy
boots on all. Weekend i'm, like my feet would never
make it in cowboy boots like all, day no, way absolutely.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Not So.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
YEAH i Saw brooks And Don Meghan maroney was, There Bailey,
zimmerman Who i'm now in love, With Sam, hunt who
was so. Hot oh my, god he smells so. Good
BUT i think the highlights smell LIKE i don't know he.
HAS i feel like it's a combination of like, colognees
like it's.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
LAYERED i don't.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
Know, yeah like it's like a very precise, combination the
concoction that he has going. On but my favorite moment
of the whole weekend was our team went to a
steakhouse for, dinner and of COURSE i don't eat steak like,
that SO i was the only one at the table
that did not get a. Steak, OKAY i got a
seared scale up. Pasta it was the best THING i
had ever tasted in my entire. Life, wow it had
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a combination Of alfredo sauce and mare and narrow, sauce
like layers of. IT i was, like this Is i've
never experienced anthing like. This it was the most amazing.
Thing But austin was. Great look at. You you hung
out With Megan maroney and you ate. Scallops, yes, fancy
what a great. Weekend and maybe, yeah this Is. Terexis,
Yeah i'm proud of.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
You did a great. Job i'm sure so, yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
No i'm.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
Back, YEAH i Love. Texas the weather In texas as.
Wild you never know what you're gonna, get and you,
think like here In, chicago you never know what you're gonna.
Get like literally you can walk outside and it's freezing
and then an hour later it's eighty six and like deathly.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Hot so it's crazy The, texas but it is the
what was it choice to? Say hold? Him he ain't?
No Hold, Yeah jason going. Down, unfortunately that's a. Shame Sam.
Hunt the last TIME i saw the, guy, Uh i'm
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sure he. Did he somebody looked like somebody had dressed him,
Up like it looked like someone had taken him to,
like you know what's going on uber?
Speaker 6 (35:22):
There?
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Back, Yeah i'm SURE i hope he. Did he had
like a turtle neck go on and like a, blazer
and it looked like someone took him to like a
hunting lodge or. Something And i'm, like are we like
he went to Ll bean or? Something you know WHAT i?
MEAN i just didn't, know like what. Happened did someone
decided we need to be a little more mature with the,
look because THEN i saw him on stage at this
thing and he was back to LIKE t shirt and
flannel and you, know the house party es channeling like
(35:45):
the dad thing Off.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
State he get the dad hat on with the button
down flannel tucked into some.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Khakis i'm, like what is What i'm talking? About who's
the new stylist for this mash so? Hot why are you? Doing?
Speaker 7 (35:59):
Fine? Ye did he have court that day or something like?
Speaker 9 (36:03):
That?
Speaker 10 (36:04):
Oh, god it's a driver? Yet please he Got, Honestly
jason tried. To he tried to pick him up a
lot of things That sam hun struck out didn't.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Work Time waiting by The phone is new and next
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