May 8, 2025 • 6 mins
Fred and Keke go to Canada for less than 24 hours!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Every time I go to the airport, even though I
know there's nothing in my bags, every time I get
nervous going through security that they're gonna pull a bazooka out.
But I don't own a bazuka. I don't even have one.
But I'm like, what if they, like yesterday, we're in Canada,
you know, and they're very thorough there, yes, And then
so I'm putting my stuff through and the guys like,
take this out, do that, do that? You know you
could they they may or may not have not liked
(00:22):
this very much in customs there, and I can't imagine why.
And so it's the thing. And then so finally I
get everything sorted out and then I look and Kiki
is gone. They they detained her. Yes. So I'm too
focused on, oh my god, oh my god, taking this
out and this thing out and putting this over here
and doing everything properly, and I turn around, Keiki, it's gone.
(00:43):
You were in jail, Yes, I was. What happened. My
lotion was too big.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Although I traveled there with the same lotion in the bag,
I don't know how I got there with the lotion well,
because not go back.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Well, see now, that's the worst thing you can say
to them, by the way, because all you're saying is
someone else didn't do their job right. Like if you
say that just like a flight attendant, well the bags
fit on the way here. You know that. That makes
them mad. So you say, basically what you said was
the security here missed it, but not in Canada.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Which I've never been asked to take my toilet trees
out of my carry on bag.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I've never been asked that. Well, I had to do
that too, Yeah, yeah, yeah, And he spoke to you
in French, just to make it even more complicated. I think, yes,
but you know I understood. I was like we we yeah,
And then he said bye bye. He sent you. I
don't know where he sent you, but you went away.
And then finally I'm alone yep. And then everything worked
out okay. And then I'm in the little room, you know,
waiting to leave alone. And then finally all of you
(01:39):
guys appear. The loss was detained. Yeo, what is going on?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
They don't play around out there, but they were very
nice other like the Canadians. Canada as a whole was
very nice to us. Yes, I would like to live there.
You are you moving? I have plans, you're gonna do it?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah? Yeah, I feel like Canada is my vibe. It
is my type of people. They just do their own thing.
They mind their business. You know. Everybody is like a
little weird, but it's like a good weird. I really
enjoyed Canada. You know, well, miss we'll miss you a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah. They got a new beach with a restaurant, a.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
New beach, a beach, a nude beach, a nude beach supposedly,
and it's like right front and center, if that's true,
because we were like going to eat before we left,
and they have like a city airport.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
It's like you land basically on the street in front
of the hotel. It's wild. You land like right, it's
like if you could land on Lake Shore. You should
learn something from them. And so basically that's what we did,
you know, when we're there, and then we were trying
to go eat after our little a little seminar thing
that we did. And then so we driver takes us
to a restaurant. He says, oh, by the way, it's
a nude beach right there. Now, we didn't see anyone naked,
(02:47):
but I mean that. I thought nude beaches were usually
a little bit more isolated, but this was a nude
beach that was just right there. I could have eat
my little pizza and looked at nude people. But there
were no nude people there, sadly, or at least we
didn't see them. Ki just taking her clothes off. I said, no,
not in the restaurant. It's the nude beach in front
of the restaurant. I guess that was that got weird. Yeah,
(03:10):
no one, I mean none of us were stopping. You
were ahead. I thought it was time. Yeah, and Kiki
was a big star on the panel yesterday, big star. No,
I'm serious. I just sat there and I just I
just watched. I watched them eat you up. It was great.
As we tried to spread the word about the Fred
Show in Canada and and you know, there were no
(03:30):
takers actually, but it was fine. No, no, no one came.
No one came running the over at the end of
the panel to say, how do we get this show.
At the end of it, I said, one job in Canada. No, no,
not even like Halifax or whatever, like all the way northwest. Yeah. No, no,
they weren't interested either. We asked him, sorry, yeah, they did.
(03:51):
They did say that. They did say that they did.
But we had a probably what a hundred people came
to our thing. Yeah, we had. It was now granted,
the other seminar option that you had was like his
turtle racing good for the radio, you know, So there
weren't a lot of attendees for that. We made sure
that ours was because they had multiple little it's like
(04:11):
a radio conference for its supposed we were North America,
but it was mostly Canadians and they had multiple seminars
at once. You could choose if you were an attendee.
And I was like, oh, guy, what are we up against?
Because the the day before that it was Brian Adams
was the speaker. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, he's Canadian and
he's famous. Whoa yeah. And our friend Jane Ice, who
(04:36):
used to compete against us. The best thing that ever
happened was the dummies over there fired him and now
he's like the King of Canada. He's a Jamaican New Yorker,
former Chicago and King of Canada and he interviewed Brian Adams.
But that was the day before, thank god, because if
that had been at the same time, it would have
been cricket. It would have been the janitors like they
would have been like cleaning, and we would have been
(04:56):
talking about the Fred Show. I would have had to
go see Brandy. I know, not even Jason would have attended.
I would have been torn. Not even Jason would have
gone to the thing about the Fred Show, which would
have been embarrassing. But what was one of the questions? Uh,
and I thought of you, Paulina. One of the questions was, so,
you guys are syndicated, so tell me about how that
works technically. And my answer was it doesn't most of
(05:19):
the time. If you don't know, it doesn't. And then
what was like, what do you do when something goes wrong?
I said nothing, because there's nothing we can write. I said,
I get in the fetal position in the corner because
there's nothing I can do. I have one button. There's
one button here that either on or off. That's it.
And then we won't just start running.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, I get I guess Sassy Joe on the other line,
and he's yes, Sassi Joe in La.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I hope you're listening to this. No, let's let's let's not.
Let's not eightly eight foot alienate the one man in
Sherman Oaks, California, but standing between us and this button,
sassy Joe is one of the best looking men I've
ever seen. You know what, He's cool people. Actually we
got really cool last time because we had no choice.
Left end was a disaster. I just want you to know,
(06:02):
when things go wrong, there's nothing we could There's absolutely
nothing we can do. But we just sit here and
we stare. Yeah. Please, I'm dragging me when things go wrong.
The Texters are like, hello, I can't hear you. I'm like,
I know, I'm I'm running somewhere in a circle. Yeah,
that's what Paulina does. She just runs in circles, and
that tends to make things better. We're just going places. Yeah,
(06:23):
that's what I know. I could just stop talking and
take a nap. If Jason stands up in the middle
of a segment with his laptop and walks out of
the room, Yeah, like, why don't you just tell me
we're off the air so I can stop talking. I'm
using great materials here right now. I just need eight
minutes of great material about Canada, good practice, and nobody
heard it.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Keep going sweepy, It's amazing, just like, when you get older,
we're just gonna let you talk.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I think that's already been happening yet.
Every time I go to the airport, even though I
know there's nothing in my bags, every time I get
nervous going through security that they're gonna pull a bazooka out.
But I don't own a bazuka. I don't even have one.
But I'm like, what if they, like yesterday, we're in Canada,
you know, and they're very thorough there, yes, And then
so I'm putting my stuff through and the guys like,
take this out, do that, do that? You know you
could they they may or may not have not liked
(00:22):
this very much in customs there, and I can't imagine why.
And so it's the thing. And then so finally I
get everything sorted out and then I look and Kiki
is gone. They they detained her. Yes. So I'm too
focused on, oh my god, oh my god, taking this
out and this thing out and putting this over here
and doing everything properly, and I turn around, Keiki, it's gone.
(00:43):
You were in jail, Yes, I was. What happened. My
lotion was too big.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Although I traveled there with the same lotion in the bag,
I don't know how I got there with the lotion well,
because not go back.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Well, see now, that's the worst thing you can say
to them, by the way, because all you're saying is
someone else didn't do their job right. Like if you
say that just like a flight attendant, well the bags
fit on the way here. You know that. That makes
them mad. So you say, basically what you said was
the security here missed it, but not in Canada.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Which I've never been asked to take my toilet trees
out of my carry on bag.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I've never been asked that. Well, I had to do
that too, Yeah, yeah, yeah, And he spoke to you
in French, just to make it even more complicated. I think, yes,
but you know I understood. I was like we we yeah,
And then he said bye bye. He sent you. I
don't know where he sent you, but you went away.
And then finally I'm alone yep. And then everything worked
out okay. And then I'm in the little room, you know,
waiting to leave alone. And then finally all of you
(01:39):
guys appear. The loss was detained. Yeo, what is going on?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
They don't play around out there, but they were very
nice other like the Canadians. Canada as a whole was
very nice to us. Yes, I would like to live there.
You are you moving? I have plans, you're gonna do it?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah? Yeah, I feel like Canada is my vibe. It
is my type of people. They just do their own thing.
They mind their business. You know. Everybody is like a
little weird, but it's like a good weird. I really
enjoyed Canada. You know, well, miss we'll miss you a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah. They got a new beach with a restaurant, a.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
New beach, a beach, a nude beach, a nude beach supposedly,
and it's like right front and center, if that's true,
because we were like going to eat before we left,
and they have like a city airport.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
It's like you land basically on the street in front
of the hotel. It's wild. You land like right, it's
like if you could land on Lake Shore. You should
learn something from them. And so basically that's what we did,
you know, when we're there, and then we were trying
to go eat after our little a little seminar thing
that we did. And then so we driver takes us
to a restaurant. He says, oh, by the way, it's
a nude beach right there. Now, we didn't see anyone naked,
(02:47):
but I mean that. I thought nude beaches were usually
a little bit more isolated, but this was a nude
beach that was just right there. I could have eat
my little pizza and looked at nude people. But there
were no nude people there, sadly, or at least we
didn't see them. Ki just taking her clothes off. I said, no,
not in the restaurant. It's the nude beach in front
of the restaurant. I guess that was that got weird. Yeah,
(03:10):
no one, I mean none of us were stopping. You
were ahead. I thought it was time. Yeah, and Kiki
was a big star on the panel yesterday, big star. No,
I'm serious. I just sat there and I just I
just watched. I watched them eat you up. It was great.
As we tried to spread the word about the Fred
Show in Canada and and you know, there were no
(03:30):
takers actually, but it was fine. No, no, no one came.
No one came running the over at the end of
the panel to say, how do we get this show.
At the end of it, I said, one job in Canada. No, no,
not even like Halifax or whatever, like all the way northwest. Yeah. No, no,
they weren't interested either. We asked him, sorry, yeah, they did.
(03:51):
They did say that. They did say that they did.
But we had a probably what a hundred people came
to our thing. Yeah, we had. It was now granted,
the other seminar option that you had was like his
turtle racing good for the radio, you know, So there
weren't a lot of attendees for that. We made sure
that ours was because they had multiple little it's like
(04:11):
a radio conference for its supposed we were North America,
but it was mostly Canadians and they had multiple seminars
at once. You could choose if you were an attendee.
And I was like, oh, guy, what are we up against?
Because the the day before that it was Brian Adams
was the speaker. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, he's Canadian and
he's famous. Whoa yeah. And our friend Jane Ice, who
(04:36):
used to compete against us. The best thing that ever
happened was the dummies over there fired him and now
he's like the King of Canada. He's a Jamaican New Yorker,
former Chicago and King of Canada and he interviewed Brian Adams.
But that was the day before, thank god, because if
that had been at the same time, it would have
been cricket. It would have been the janitors like they
would have been like cleaning, and we would have been
(04:56):
talking about the Fred Show. I would have had to
go see Brandy. I know, not even Jason would have attended.
I would have been torn. Not even Jason would have
gone to the thing about the Fred Show, which would
have been embarrassing. But what was one of the questions? Uh,
and I thought of you, Paulina. One of the questions was, so,
you guys are syndicated, so tell me about how that
works technically. And my answer was it doesn't most of
(05:19):
the time. If you don't know, it doesn't. And then
what was like, what do you do when something goes wrong?
I said nothing, because there's nothing we can write. I said,
I get in the fetal position in the corner because
there's nothing I can do. I have one button. There's
one button here that either on or off. That's it.
And then we won't just start running.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, I get I guess Sassy Joe on the other line,
and he's yes, Sassi Joe in La.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I hope you're listening to this. No, let's let's let's not.
Let's not eightly eight foot alienate the one man in
Sherman Oaks, California, but standing between us and this button,
sassy Joe is one of the best looking men I've
ever seen. You know what, He's cool people. Actually we
got really cool last time because we had no choice.
Left end was a disaster. I just want you to know,
(06:02):
when things go wrong, there's nothing we could There's absolutely
nothing we can do. But we just sit here and
we stare. Yeah. Please, I'm dragging me when things go wrong.
The Texters are like, hello, I can't hear you. I'm like,
I know, I'm I'm running somewhere in a circle. Yeah,
that's what Paulina does. She just runs in circles, and
that tends to make things better. We're just going places. Yeah,
(06:23):
that's what I know. I could just stop talking and
take a nap. If Jason stands up in the middle
of a segment with his laptop and walks out of
the room, Yeah, like, why don't you just tell me
we're off the air so I can stop talking. I'm
using great materials here right now. I just need eight
minutes of great material about Canada, good practice, and nobody
heard it.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Keep going sweepy, It's amazing, just like, when you get older,
we're just gonna let you talk.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I think that's already been happening yet.
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