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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, they talk better than the excited. These are the
radio blogs on the Fred Show life running in our diaries,
except we say them alive. We call them blogs kinky
You and I we were having a very similar thought
this weekend. But go please yes okay deer blog.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
So on Friday, I was feeling a little social and
I decided to take two of our coworkers with me
to this new wing spot that I've discovered, and they
say they have the best wings in town. So I
was like, I'm gonna introduce you guys to this place.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Whatever. I don't want to be like a wing.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Snob, but I pay attention to how people eat their
wings because there.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
There's a right way.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
And I know, Paulina, you are a wing connoisseur because
you like Hooters, and there is a right way in
a wrong way. And we were sitting there in one
of our friends, Ryan Lee, he was eating his wings
and I was noticing that he would only eat the
outside and then he's leaving all this meat on the wing.
And then our friend Zac Buog he was literally cleaning
(01:01):
the bone. And I was like, there has to be
a happy medium in between the two of them, and
I posted a video of it on my social at
on air Kiki, and people were really like debating about it.
But then also everybody is saying, in this economy, you
must clean the bone.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I don't know how to clean the bones. Oh you don't, Yes,
that's right, Like I wouldn't. The people who can put
a wing in their mouth and pull it out, and
it's completely how did you do that magic trick? Like
what's going on in that mouth of yours? Like what
that mouth do? I don't. I don't know how to
do that even if I wanted to, Like I ate
ribs last night, and I can't. I couldn't possibly get
(01:39):
all that off there, even if I were trying to.
I don't know how you do that? Somebody that just
sticks on there? Oh, come on, you guys think for real,
it's not hard to do. What sort of voracious sucking
are you doing on this thing?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Well, I'm a carnival. We are carnivores. That's how we're
supposed to eat the.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Wings, that's how we're supposed to eat hard. But I don't.
I don't know even if I if you gave me
a wing right now and I stuck it in my
mouth and I kept it in there for like a day,
it still wouldn't come out. I'm just I'm just saying, like,
it doesn't it doesn't work. I've tried to be like
a very efficient wing eater, really, so you clean the bone? Yes,
(02:17):
I do. And I have a theory about people who don't. Oh,
they're bad and bad.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Right.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Maybe the thing is, you guys.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Know have a theory about people who don't clear like
their inbox and their text messages and all that. And
I'm like, oh, yeah, you think you just like are booked,
busy and blessed that you want the world to know.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
That's my theory.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Is that mean?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Well yeah, but my theory about the wings if you
leave it is because like you think you're too good
for it?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
What all? Your theory is often accurate. I'm so sorry.
That is the wackest theory I've never won time. As
I'm eating chicken.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Wings, I'm better than this, is what I think your food.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, I think I think somebody who eats chicken wings
with a fork and a knife, now they might think
they're better than the activity because chicken wings are tended
to be you're intended to pick them up. If you
eat with a fork and a knife, food that's intended
to be picked up. You might be saying to the
world that you're better than it. See, but I don't.
I don't think just because you can't get every morsel
off of a bone. No, like I eat the veins
(03:13):
like it's bat.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Do you eat the little wing projects a little the
little cribon?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Know what you're talking about?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Yes, I do.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
You're not hobby gets so grossed out, it's like a
whole thing. Okay, okay, So what's your theory on Jason?
You won't even try.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yeah, he needs to stay away from wings. I don't
think you do wings anyway.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Bonus Yeah, right.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
My theory about boneless people like the boneless wing community.
Here comes another theory is that you guys were baby
as children and you didn't have a choice. It wasn't
like you eat this or nothing like. No, you guys
had choices.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Or maybe no, maybe it's a little bit your parents
loved you. Your parents just gave you what you is.
Maybe it's a little what's the word I'm looking for
to eat off the bone? It's a little like a
little rugged. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Yeah, it's like you never know what gets savage, like
kind of like what do you call it? Like you're
gonna get like there's crispy parts, there's chewy parts, there's
like I also.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Contend if I'm going to eat a wing, it needs
to be well done, which is controversial in the wing community.
Some people don't like. I like well done chicken, not
to the point where it's like gross, But I don't.
I don't want there to be any ambiguity when it
comes to my chicken. You're like, cook the crap out
of it, Like I need substance. Guys. If it's a
little slimy, then I owh yeah, chicken. Can you get
(04:36):
weird fast?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
It can?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I'm a sab now too.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I need them to be all flat.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Oh no, not differ I am. I am.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
My husband turned me into that. Yeah, I'm all flats
girl and well done.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
What's wrong with a drum?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I'll eat it. I'll never discriminate. I'll eat it. But
I have a theory if you if you put a
wing in your mouth and you pull it out and
there's nothing on it, then you have acid spit or something.
I don't know. That's my theory. It's so easy there's
something wrong with you.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
It's so easy to do that though, especially when they're
like the chickens like falling off the bone and it
falls into your mouth, like it just comes out just
the bone.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
It's so if you're barbaric kind of I had that
I was looking for. Was a barbaric that's me. Yeah.
It's like, yeah, caveman, you're right, you said it, caveman stuff.
Why don't you go kill your own chicken and chop
it up too. I saw one be killed in a country. No, yeah, no,
that's it. That's how they do it. I wasn't. I
(05:30):
was a fan of what I saw. What I did,
Did you eat that thing to the bone?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Was salivated with my pet It was did I tell
you a story about the horse that didn't like its kid?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
It likes, it likes it's kidding out though, everything's okay.
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