June 9, 2025 • 5 mins
Fred third wheeled to Canada with his neighbors!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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the Live Nation jib Belong. I did go to Toronto
over the weekend. I did share with you on Friday
that I have neighbors. They're a couple. They're a lovely couple.
They're very nice people. He's a pilot as well, and
so we're like, let's go to Toronto. We're talking about
flying up there. So we did you know me though,
(00:43):
I'm just me, It's just Josh Fred. You know, there's
I'm not seeing anybody at whatever. So I was the
third wheel on this trip. And you guys speculated many things. Yes,
you speculated this was some kind of a swinger thing.
You suggested that I might be some kind of observer,
or maybe he wants to be or she.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Wants to be up there. I don't know. You you
guys had all kinds of theories.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
And he told me to pack my sexy underwear, which
I did just in case. And he told me to
watch from head to toe, which I did just in
case I was wanted or you know, called into the game,
you know, just in case I came out of the
off the bench, you know, from the dugous.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
They were like, hey, you're up right, you gotta be ready.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I just want you to know that none of that happened.
Nothing like that happened. Everything was on the up and up.
My neighbors, and we're still cordial. We can still look
each other in the eye. Everything's fine. We made it
to and fro and everything was wonderful. They're very nice people.
We had a nice time. I did send them the
clip of of all of your speculation. It was a
(01:42):
little weird because they do listen sometimes, and so I
didn't know if they had heard this because I didn't
hear from them all Friday and we left Saturday morning,
and I was like, are they formulating after that segment
where you guys said that basically I was.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Going to be their third in a swinger dynamic.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I kind of wondered if they were like looking for
a way out or or in fairness, if they were like,
oh my god, he's on to us, he's on to us.
And they were shy about it. But no, in fact,
they didn't hear it. And of course I'm the one
who brought it up. And then they were like, oh,
we're going to hear this, and so I said to
and they enjoyed it.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
But it was fine. It was fine. It's so sad
said that. I wasn't. No.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
No, I think it's better for my long term like
community relations, that we didn't do something like that.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I don't know, this is my thing. They're in your
building right like their neighbors. Oh they're like I can
see their door from my door. Okay, yeah, it's just
such a bad I keep a casual I think so too.
H meetings is gonna be real awkward.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
But you guys put me in a spot on Friday
because it's like, well, do you want to And I'm like, well,
if I say no, then I'm essentially saying I don't
want to have sex with my neighbors. But if I
say yes, then I'm saying I want to have sex
with my neighbors. Now one is more complimentary than the other,
but I so I'm in the middle.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I like them, I don't want to have sex with them.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
How about that? I think they're very attractive. I have boundaries,
not many, but some how about that for an answer.
I had to think about that all weekend because you
put me in because if I everybody wants to be
invited to the party, but you don't want to have
to go, Like if somebody were like, would you get
with Fred? And it's like, no, Well my feelings are
(03:22):
hurt now all of a sudden, even though there was
no expectation of that ever happening. I'd never even thought
about it. But as soon as you say no, I
feel rejected. So that's why I was worried about it.
I was worried that I had offended them or hurt
their feelings. However, I did catch them one time. We
had like three hours between whatever we were doing in dinner,
and I was like, you guys can go to dinner
without me.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
It's like it's fine. I go to dinner somewhere. It's
all good. I'll go to Tim Horton's or something to dinner.
You can get a donut.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Okay, if you've been to Toronto, I'll go to Earls.
I'll go to Earls and get me an Earl's a girl.
It'll be fine. Don't even worry about it. I've been
there twice in the last month. I'm basically Canadian now.
So but then they were like, yeah, yeah, well, yeah,
that's great. We're gonna take a nap. We'll meet you
at dinner. And I'm like, and I told them, I said,
I'm gonna go out. I'm gonna go out for a walk.
And that's what I did. I went out for a walk. Now,
about half an hour later, I walked back. They're coming
(04:10):
out of the elevator for their walk. But they told
me they were napping. So I and they looked at
me like they looked scared when they saw me, Like
I like, I think they wanted to hang out without me,
and that's totally fine, or maybe they changed their mind.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
But as soon as I saw them.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I'm like, uh, huh on map huh, yeah, I see
how it is.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
You wanted to ditch me. It's fun. And then I
felt rejected.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Oh oh see, this is why three people can never
travel together.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I did this. I didn't really, No, that was good,
that's all good. Do you know there's a bar there
called Friend's Not Here. I have a picture of it,
and I really wish I would have I don't think.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I don't think I did know that because I probably
would have gone to that bar.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I'm sorry, hand that is your bar.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
But anyway, just for those of you who were wondering,
I did not. There were no shenanigans, none whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Damn and I did.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I was like on the dating apps, I'm like, what what?
I just let me just match with some random person
and bring them to dinner. But then I was like,
that's awkward for them. You know, that's awkward for everybody.
So I didn't do anything. I just was the third
wheel and it was fine. I think it was fine.
I mean they were they were talking about future endeavors.
So I feel like that means that they you invited back, right,
I guess I think I passed.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Why not? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I also was the one who flew them there, so
they had if they wanted to return to their country,
then they had to be nice to me more fred
Show next right here
We have your chance to win a trip for two
to see Kelly Clarkson's return to Las Vegas for her
brand new residency studio Sessions Live at the Coliseum at
Caesar's Palace on August first. Text Kelly to three seven
three three seven now for a chance to win two
tickets to the August first show, two night's hotels day
July thirty first to August second at the Flamingo, Las
(00:21):
Vegas and round trip Bearfair. A confirmation text that we
sent standard message to data rates apply all thanks to
the Live Nation jib Belong. I did go to Toronto
over the weekend. I did share with you on Friday
that I have neighbors. They're a couple. They're a lovely couple.
They're very nice people. He's a pilot as well, and
so we're like, let's go to Toronto. We're talking about
flying up there. So we did you know me though,
(00:43):
I'm just me, It's just Josh Fred. You know, there's
I'm not seeing anybody at whatever. So I was the
third wheel on this trip. And you guys speculated many things. Yes,
you speculated this was some kind of a swinger thing.
You suggested that I might be some kind of observer,
or maybe he wants to be or she.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Wants to be up there. I don't know. You you
guys had all kinds of theories.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
And he told me to pack my sexy underwear, which
I did just in case. And he told me to
watch from head to toe, which I did just in
case I was wanted or you know, called into the game,
you know, just in case I came out of the
off the bench, you know, from the dugous.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
They were like, hey, you're up right, you gotta be ready.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I just want you to know that none of that happened.
Nothing like that happened. Everything was on the up and up.
My neighbors, and we're still cordial. We can still look
each other in the eye. Everything's fine. We made it
to and fro and everything was wonderful. They're very nice people.
We had a nice time. I did send them the
clip of of all of your speculation. It was a
(01:42):
little weird because they do listen sometimes, and so I
didn't know if they had heard this because I didn't
hear from them all Friday and we left Saturday morning,
and I was like, are they formulating after that segment
where you guys said that basically I was.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Going to be their third in a swinger dynamic.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I kind of wondered if they were like looking for
a way out or or in fairness, if they were like,
oh my god, he's on to us, he's on to us.
And they were shy about it. But no, in fact,
they didn't hear it. And of course I'm the one
who brought it up. And then they were like, oh,
we're going to hear this, and so I said to
and they enjoyed it.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
But it was fine. It was fine. It's so sad
said that. I wasn't. No.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
No, I think it's better for my long term like
community relations, that we didn't do something like that.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I don't know, this is my thing. They're in your
building right like their neighbors. Oh they're like I can
see their door from my door. Okay, yeah, it's just
such a bad I keep a casual I think so too.
H meetings is gonna be real awkward.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
But you guys put me in a spot on Friday
because it's like, well, do you want to And I'm like, well,
if I say no, then I'm essentially saying I don't
want to have sex with my neighbors. But if I
say yes, then I'm saying I want to have sex
with my neighbors. Now one is more complimentary than the other,
but I so I'm in the middle.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I like them, I don't want to have sex with them.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
How about that? I think they're very attractive. I have boundaries,
not many, but some how about that for an answer.
I had to think about that all weekend because you
put me in because if I everybody wants to be
invited to the party, but you don't want to have
to go, Like if somebody were like, would you get
with Fred? And it's like, no, Well my feelings are
(03:22):
hurt now all of a sudden, even though there was
no expectation of that ever happening. I'd never even thought
about it. But as soon as you say no, I
feel rejected. So that's why I was worried about it.
I was worried that I had offended them or hurt
their feelings. However, I did catch them one time. We
had like three hours between whatever we were doing in dinner,
and I was like, you guys can go to dinner
without me.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
It's like it's fine. I go to dinner somewhere. It's
all good. I'll go to Tim Horton's or something to dinner.
You can get a donut.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Okay, if you've been to Toronto, I'll go to Earls.
I'll go to Earls and get me an Earl's a girl.
It'll be fine. Don't even worry about it. I've been
there twice in the last month. I'm basically Canadian now.
So but then they were like, yeah, yeah, well, yeah,
that's great. We're gonna take a nap. We'll meet you
at dinner. And I'm like, and I told them, I said,
I'm gonna go out. I'm gonna go out for a walk.
And that's what I did. I went out for a walk. Now,
about half an hour later, I walked back. They're coming
(04:10):
out of the elevator for their walk. But they told
me they were napping. So I and they looked at
me like they looked scared when they saw me, Like
I like, I think they wanted to hang out without me,
and that's totally fine, or maybe they changed their mind.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
But as soon as I saw them.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I'm like, uh, huh on map huh, yeah, I see
how it is.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
You wanted to ditch me. It's fun. And then I
felt rejected.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Oh oh see, this is why three people can never
travel together.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I did this. I didn't really, No, that was good,
that's all good. Do you know there's a bar there
called Friend's Not Here. I have a picture of it,
and I really wish I would have I don't think.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I don't think I did know that because I probably
would have gone to that bar.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I'm sorry, hand that is your bar.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
But anyway, just for those of you who were wondering,
I did not. There were no shenanigans, none whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Damn and I did.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I was like on the dating apps, I'm like, what what?
I just let me just match with some random person
and bring them to dinner. But then I was like,
that's awkward for them. You know, that's awkward for everybody.
So I didn't do anything. I just was the third
wheel and it was fine. I think it was fine.
I mean they were they were talking about future endeavors.
So I feel like that means that they you invited back, right,
I guess I think I passed.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Why not? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I also was the one who flew them there, so
they had if they wanted to return to their country,
then they had to be nice to me more fred
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