The average American would pay $2,500 for a day of peace and quiet. An angry passenger who missed their flight called in a bomb threat out of frustration. A Montreal dog park out lawed dogs from barking. A Florida man was arrested at a gentlemen's club and called 911 when a lady wouldn't perform sexual acts with him.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the Fred Show.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
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to the Live Nation. Well, I'm not gonna save your life.
I'm simply not. If just because I'm on the inside
of the room, I'm simply not going to save your
life from a from a car that hits us square on.
I'm simply not. But but this is not why I am. See,
(00:45):
people are so mean where you think, well, maybe you
you don't have an opinion, and that's why you're in
a miserable relationship.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I don't know. Frend show is on Biggest Stories of
the day.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
See, I don't go after people who are unhappy in relationships.
I don't say anything to anybody about anything. So I'm
a very logical person. I have been my whole life.
I will do what you want me to do. Do
you want you know? Again, the big hurdle for me
is the fact that I physically can I hear in
my left here. So if you ever see me, why
and I'll say it to people, I'll be like, hey,
you want me to walk on this side? Or do
(01:18):
you do you want to have a conversation really because truthfully,
if you're on the other side, I cannot hear you.
So that's fine if that's what you want, I'll do it.
But if you but it's just like what you were
saying before. If you sleep next to the door, or
if you sleep or if you walk closer to the
street and you believe that that's going to save your life,
I think you are mistaken.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Okay, So biggest stories of the day minus a lot
of stories that are sad and that are no fun
to talk about.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
How about that?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
You know, I say biggest stories of the day, there
are I'm waiting for the person to text, who are
bigger stories?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
There are bigger stories.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
You're absolutely right, But you can listen to CNN for
that if you want to if you feel like being sad,
NFL or excuse me, I said, I'm looking at NH
and I said NFL. So now I don't know what
I'm going on with me. I'm like physically looking at
the NHL, the Stanley Cup Finals. The Panthers routh the
Oiler six to one in Game three to take a
two to one lead in that series. How much would
(02:13):
you guess the average American would pay for peace and quiet?
And I think this is a day is what they're saying,
Like a day of peace and quiet, I think is
how they how they did this? What? But see, you're
the person who needs stimulus all the time. You're on
TikTok constant.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
But that's my piece in my quiet. I need TikTok,
my couch, that's it. But that's not what peace and
quiet means. It is for me.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I got don't want to hear nobody else all that
hoot in holland I don't want to hear you just
want to.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Hear the hooton and holler in on the TikTok all this, yeah,
And I don't want to hear Okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
So for the rest of for the rest of you
who actually would prefer that you're not get emails all
the time and calls all the time and stupid boss
is calling you telling you what to do and whatever.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
How much how much is it worth? It be worth
to you for one day of peace and quiet? Paulina
like money wise, right?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Currency?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeahs usd Yeah, we appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
We could not work in Canadian dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I'd have to figure out the exchange, you know, right,
Is that great?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
One point it's better for us? No, yes, it is.
I got less in Canada.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
It's the other way. It's the other way. I was
just there the other way around one point four.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
You're over there, correct, But when you bring it here, I.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Think Canadian dollars. Yes, Why are you shopping in Canadian dollarsy?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
That is okay? I told you, well, they're a lot
tougher when you do it that way.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
So yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Don't money, yeah right, don't worry about it. Why why
are we moving money to Canada and back?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I told you money around, I don't don't move it
that way. Okay, that's not a good way to do it.
Our money is worth more than their money right now, girl, okay.
And the way that they're retaliating is by sending smoke
right at our faces.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Girl, kayle.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Hand Sometimes I know I love you, I love you deeply,
but you like stand on business and it's exactly the opposite. Yeah,
they're tough when you when you're when you're spending money
in Canadian dollars, times would be tough for you when
you're walking around hand and out Canadian dollars to people
(04:25):
like yeah, you know what, that's it. You're at a
disadvantage that stop converting all your money.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
You're playing in their economy. Is like, I got it
to outchwart this company.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
You know what, guys pay me in Canadian dollars that
take that.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
That might be your problem. Yeah, I think it might
have a lot to do. And what's going on with you?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah, to ask me, I don't know why I'm here.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I don't know why I bother with this. I don't
know why I bother. He's a quiet well.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Twenty five bucks is the number US United States dollars. Okay,
Paulie's over here spending paysos. She's like, I'm a gazillionaire.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Listen to me. They pay me four million pesos a
year man. Why do you keep transferring you to Canadian dollars?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Why are you taking your payots in Canada? I don't understand.
Leave it Jesus act. She runs down to o'haar gives
all her money to the people with little look. I'm
sorry about that, keeps saying I'm like my God anyway.
Twenty five hundred bucks is the amount of money that
Americans would pay for a day of peace and quiet.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Twenty five hundred dollars sounds like we need it bad, Yeah,
I think so.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
A passenger on Keikey's favorite airlines, Spirit Airlines, he showed
up late, and I guess he wasn't going to be
able to go on the plane. So he decided to
do what any logical person would do, and let's walk
on the side of the street that the cars are
on and sleep on the side of the room with
the door, so he could save people's lives. A twenty
three year old traveler from Monroe, Michigan, missed his Spirit
Airlines flight to la and got blocked from rebooking at
(06:17):
Detroit Metro. In frustration, he decided to call on a
bomb threat, claiming that somebody would blow up the plane
and the airport, and he was that the bomb could
buy past TSA screening authorities then had to evacuate all
the passengers, They had to get bomb sniffing dogs, they
had to rescreen everybody. They had to delay in the
flight for six hours. No explosives were found. The guy
was arrested later that day as he tried to board
(06:38):
another flight. He's now facing federal charges for making a
false bomb threat and he's been released. So if you
missed your flight, you could get on another one a
little bit later. If you do this, you'll never fly again, right,
So there's that.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
So dumb, Yeah, yeah, you deserve whatever happens.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
You better get used to walking on any side of
the street because he's gonna be walking everywhere he goes
from now on. So let's go right to Canada. Now
where apparently Pauline has been doing. Apparently her financial advisor
is there and she wants to know where she's broke.
Some Montreal dog owners were stunned this week to learn
the dog park they've been taking their dogs to for
some time now has outlawed barking. A dog park where
(07:17):
a dog can't bark, violators would be fined between five
hundred and two thousand dollars Canadian dollars, that is, which
is a little less than the United States. According to
a new sign posted on the you're just talking now,
You're just saying words.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Not great, said too much joy, that's a did you like?
Are you really? Are you? Are you identifying as a
Canadian now too? Sundays? Are you Mexican? Polish and Canadian
and American? I might move over there some days some
(07:56):
days to.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Be looking like that, as long as you can spend
American Jesus, I don't know. I'm so scared anyway, this
is a dog parking. You're not allowed to bark there.
Crazy and that's a real thing. And right, so you
take a dog to a dog park. Apparently it has
something to do with the nuisance experienced by the dogs
(08:17):
in the neighborhood. Well, they don't have a dog park there,
or if you don't like dogs, don't live near a
dog park. Like it seems pretty simple. They want and quiet, Yeah,
I guess so. And a twenty one year old from
Florida Clearwater in Florida, and got arrested after attending an
adult establishment. An adult you know, ladies of the evening
(08:41):
were performing on a stage, not fully of the evening,
but you know what I'm saying, more of the entertainment purposes.
It's called the OZ Gentleman's Club. He called by one
one because the stripper wouldn't get with him. Oh yeah,
he's from Saudi Arabia. I guess they don't have clubs
like that. So he said he wasn't familiar with how
things work. But apparently he went to the club. He
went to the VIP room and he paid for that,
(09:02):
and then he called nine to one one when the
stripper wouldn't go all the way with him, and he
was very upset. The cops got there and arrested him
from misusing nine to one one and released him on
the same day. Five hundred dollars bail. That would be
uh around I think six hundred Canadian dollars. And just
so the Napolina can understand that one hundred Canadian five
hundred American correct?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Right? That means their money is worth less than ours. Correct.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I don't even know any You don't even you don't
know what you're saying. It's National egg roll Day, National
iced t Day, National ballpoint pen Day, and I'm going
to go home now
This is the Fred Show.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
We have your chance to win a trip for two
to see Kelly Clarkson's return to Las Vegas for her
brand new residency studio Sessions Live at the Coliseum at
Caesar's Palace on August first. Text Clarkson to three seven
three three seven now for a chance to win two
tickets to the August first show, two nights hotel s
day July thirty first to August second at the Flamingo,
(00:24):
Las Vegas, and round trip airfare. A confirmation text will
be sent. Standard message and data rates apply. All thanks
to the Live Nation. Well, I'm not gonna save your life.
I'm simply not. If just because I'm on the inside
of the room, I'm simply not going to save your
life from a from a car that hits us square on.
I'm simply not. But but this is not why I am. See,
(00:45):
people are so mean where you think, well, maybe you
you don't have an opinion, and that's why you're in
a miserable relationship.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I don't know. Frend show is on Biggest Stories of
the day.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
See, I don't go after people who are unhappy in relationships.
I don't say anything to anybody about anything. So I'm
a very logical person. I have been my whole life.
I will do what you want me to do. Do
you want you know? Again, the big hurdle for me
is the fact that I physically can I hear in
my left here. So if you ever see me, why
and I'll say it to people, I'll be like, hey,
you want me to walk on this side? Or do
(01:18):
you do you want to have a conversation really because truthfully,
if you're on the other side, I cannot hear you.
So that's fine if that's what you want, I'll do it.
But if you but it's just like what you were
saying before. If you sleep next to the door, or
if you sleep or if you walk closer to the
street and you believe that that's going to save your life,
I think you are mistaken.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Okay, So biggest stories of the day minus a lot
of stories that are sad and that are no fun
to talk about.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
How about that?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
You know, I say biggest stories of the day, there
are I'm waiting for the person to text, who are
bigger stories?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
There are bigger stories.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
You're absolutely right, But you can listen to CNN for
that if you want to if you feel like being sad,
NFL or excuse me, I said, I'm looking at NH
and I said NFL. So now I don't know what
I'm going on with me. I'm like physically looking at
the NHL, the Stanley Cup Finals. The Panthers routh the
Oiler six to one in Game three to take a
two to one lead in that series. How much would
(02:13):
you guess the average American would pay for peace and quiet?
And I think this is a day is what they're saying,
Like a day of peace and quiet, I think is
how they how they did this? What? But see, you're
the person who needs stimulus all the time. You're on
TikTok constant.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
But that's my piece in my quiet. I need TikTok,
my couch, that's it. But that's not what peace and
quiet means. It is for me.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I got don't want to hear nobody else all that
hoot in holland I don't want to hear you just
want to.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Hear the hooton and holler in on the TikTok all this, yeah,
And I don't want to hear Okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
So for the rest of for the rest of you
who actually would prefer that you're not get emails all
the time and calls all the time and stupid boss
is calling you telling you what to do and whatever.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
How much how much is it worth? It be worth
to you for one day of peace and quiet? Paulina
like money wise, right?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Currency?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeahs usd Yeah, we appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
We could not work in Canadian dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I'd have to figure out the exchange, you know, right,
Is that great?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
One point it's better for us? No, yes, it is.
I got less in Canada.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
It's the other way. It's the other way. I was
just there the other way around one point four.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
You're over there, correct, But when you bring it here, I.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Think Canadian dollars. Yes, Why are you shopping in Canadian dollarsy?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
That is okay? I told you, well, they're a lot
tougher when you do it that way.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
So yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Don't money, yeah right, don't worry about it. Why why
are we moving money to Canada and back?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I told you money around, I don't don't move it
that way. Okay, that's not a good way to do it.
Our money is worth more than their money right now, girl, okay.
And the way that they're retaliating is by sending smoke
right at our faces.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Girl, kayle.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Hand Sometimes I know I love you, I love you deeply,
but you like stand on business and it's exactly the opposite. Yeah,
they're tough when you when you're when you're spending money
in Canadian dollars, times would be tough for you when
you're walking around hand and out Canadian dollars to people
(04:25):
like yeah, you know what, that's it. You're at a
disadvantage that stop converting all your money.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
You're playing in their economy. Is like, I got it
to outchwart this company.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
You know what, guys pay me in Canadian dollars that
take that.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
That might be your problem. Yeah, I think it might
have a lot to do. And what's going on with you?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah, to ask me, I don't know why I'm here.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I don't know why I bother with this. I don't
know why I bother. He's a quiet well.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Twenty five bucks is the number US United States dollars. Okay,
Paulie's over here spending paysos. She's like, I'm a gazillionaire.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Listen to me. They pay me four million pesos a
year man. Why do you keep transferring you to Canadian dollars?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Why are you taking your payots in Canada? I don't understand.
Leave it Jesus act. She runs down to o'haar gives
all her money to the people with little look. I'm
sorry about that, keeps saying I'm like my God anyway.
Twenty five hundred bucks is the amount of money that
Americans would pay for a day of peace and quiet.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Twenty five hundred dollars sounds like we need it bad, Yeah,
I think so.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
A passenger on Keikey's favorite airlines, Spirit Airlines, he showed
up late, and I guess he wasn't going to be
able to go on the plane. So he decided to
do what any logical person would do, and let's walk
on the side of the street that the cars are
on and sleep on the side of the room with
the door, so he could save people's lives. A twenty
three year old traveler from Monroe, Michigan, missed his Spirit
Airlines flight to la and got blocked from rebooking at
(06:17):
Detroit Metro. In frustration, he decided to call on a
bomb threat, claiming that somebody would blow up the plane
and the airport, and he was that the bomb could
buy past TSA screening authorities then had to evacuate all
the passengers, They had to get bomb sniffing dogs, they
had to rescreen everybody. They had to delay in the
flight for six hours. No explosives were found. The guy
was arrested later that day as he tried to board
(06:38):
another flight. He's now facing federal charges for making a
false bomb threat and he's been released. So if you
missed your flight, you could get on another one a
little bit later. If you do this, you'll never fly again, right,
So there's that.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
So dumb, Yeah, yeah, you deserve whatever happens.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
You better get used to walking on any side of
the street because he's gonna be walking everywhere he goes
from now on. So let's go right to Canada. Now
where apparently Pauline has been doing. Apparently her financial advisor
is there and she wants to know where she's broke.
Some Montreal dog owners were stunned this week to learn
the dog park they've been taking their dogs to for
some time now has outlawed barking. A dog park where
(07:17):
a dog can't bark, violators would be fined between five
hundred and two thousand dollars Canadian dollars, that is, which
is a little less than the United States. According to
a new sign posted on the you're just talking now,
You're just saying words.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Not great, said too much joy, that's a did you like?
Are you really? Are you? Are you identifying as a
Canadian now too? Sundays? Are you Mexican? Polish and Canadian
and American? I might move over there some days some
(07:56):
days to.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Be looking like that, as long as you can spend
American Jesus, I don't know. I'm so scared anyway, this
is a dog parking. You're not allowed to bark there.
Crazy and that's a real thing. And right, so you
take a dog to a dog park. Apparently it has
something to do with the nuisance experienced by the dogs
(08:17):
in the neighborhood. Well, they don't have a dog park there,
or if you don't like dogs, don't live near a
dog park. Like it seems pretty simple. They want and quiet, Yeah,
I guess so. And a twenty one year old from
Florida Clearwater in Florida, and got arrested after attending an
adult establishment. An adult you know, ladies of the evening
(08:41):
were performing on a stage, not fully of the evening,
but you know what I'm saying, more of the entertainment purposes.
It's called the OZ Gentleman's Club. He called by one
one because the stripper wouldn't get with him. Oh yeah,
he's from Saudi Arabia. I guess they don't have clubs
like that. So he said he wasn't familiar with how
things work. But apparently he went to the club. He
went to the VIP room and he paid for that,
(09:02):
and then he called nine to one one when the
stripper wouldn't go all the way with him, and he
was very upset. The cops got there and arrested him
from misusing nine to one one and released him on
the same day. Five hundred dollars bail. That would be
uh around I think six hundred Canadian dollars. And just
so the Napolina can understand that one hundred Canadian five
hundred American correct?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Right? That means their money is worth less than ours. Correct.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I don't even know any You don't even you don't
know what you're saying. It's National egg roll Day, National
iced t Day, National ballpoint pen Day, and I'm going
to go home now
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