Fred's Fun Fact: Toilet Paper!

Find out who invented toilet paper!

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So well. Joseph C.

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Gaietti is credited with the invention of the first commercial
toilet paper in eighteen fifty seven. You won't believe this,
but it wasn't until nineteen thirty five that Northern Tissue
Company introduced what they're calling splinter free toilet paper. Before this,
toilet paper could contain splinters due to the production method

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use at the time. Who until nineteen thirty five, it
was possible that you you could get splintery toilet paper
for the booty. When I gets other places too, wherever
else to use toilet paper. But yeah, uh so, I
mean I think we should all be happy to be
born after nineteen thirty five, right, Yes, that's that's why

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I used ONIK.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, you do use crappy toilet paper, don't you. It's
crappy too. It's amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
I use I buy the toilet paper. That's like I'm
using an actual like pillow on my butt.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
And all that residue probably down there. What residue look
cotton balls from that? Well you know? Wait, so instead
you just use sandpaper and then yeah, I feel her though,
because the ladies we get these little the little balls. Yeah, well, I.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Mean I don't want to get too detailed, but guys
would be more likely to get them, because most guys
don't really like get every.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Like they just leave all kind of stuff down there.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Well, no, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that,
you know a lot of women remove how do I
do this on the radio? A lot of women remove
all everything down there? No?

Speaker 1 (02:23):
No, no, and men don't not not talking about I
can't tell you what we're talking about. It's inside. Oh god,
really yeah, they roll little joints or no, no squares.
Stop that Is that real?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yes, you're the only woman agreeing, so is it?

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Maybe it's just you? That's right, they're.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Nodding, which is great for the radio, but yeah.

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Don't you.

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I love it when I feel so alone somebody text.

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Me and well you know.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
I love it when I make a point and everyone not.
But there's no noise. It's like, why am I alone?
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