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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the Fred Show. We have your chance to
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to Las Vegas for her brand new residency Studio Sessions
Live in the Coliseum at Caesars Palace on August first.
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(00:23):
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(00:44):
you know there are a lot of hot freads. I
don't know if there are.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Was kind of fine. Oh yeah, he was. I like
a man and go to work.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
He beat him at his feet on the grounds he
gets there. You know that's on it.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Fred's Show is on. Fred flintsoll was fine, killing goes okay, okay.
Good morning everybody. Wednesday, June twenty fifth, It's the Fred's Show. Hi, Kaleb, Hello,
Hi Jason Brown, Hi, Paulina, Hey, Hello Kiki, Good morning, Shelby.
Shelley is here, Bellahamine as well. The phone and the
text is you can hit us up anytime, and then
(01:19):
sometimes we'll respond. Sometimes she'll respond eight five five five
nine one one three five on all of the social
search for the Fred's Show on the iHeartRadio app, search
for the Fred Show on demand, and of course on YouTube.
You can search for the Fred Show and subscribe. There
definitely gonna be Paulina. Our basic trivia game eighty five
wins for Paulina and one hundred and one losses all time.
(01:40):
If you want to play, it's game number two of
three on Game Show Wednesday, eight five five three five.
I think today's theme is excellent and it's fitting and
it's obvious. In KICKI karaoke, it's hot songs about hot
or that are hot or have hot in them. Yes, hot,
the heat is yeah. Oh you know what, Glenn Fry,
(02:02):
The Heat is on. That's one of the songs. You're
doing it right now. Yeah. I would actually like I'd
like to hear you. I would like to hear you
try and come up with the words to the Heat
is On by Glenn Fry.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
You know, I don't know Gleann, you know.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I mean that song is before my time? You never
met Glenn hold On? What kind of what kind of
what kind of radio station that owns the station for
old people? Would we be if we didn't have Oh
you know we do. Hold on, Paulina, turn on a
little push the song button. Oh I got you hold
on here for us. I'm gonna play. Yeah, Kika, I
(02:37):
would love to hear how you think the words that
this song go when I stop it? Okay, here we
heard we would Yeah, No, I don't think Glenn Fry
was invited to Jeff, I don't think so hold on here?
Oh yeah, that's see. You got to trust the process,
(02:58):
Candler before you go who because yeah, you have definitely
heard this before you turn it up little bit? Yeah, yeah,
all sun.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Driving over me? Okay? Is Glenna last?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Is he gone.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Clean?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
We're gonna let you that.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Yeah he is.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Wow that he is not on.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
We'regle he does not d he is twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
We lost Glass, we lost we did lose Glenn. And
he's very much in a temperature.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
He said him. The hell, I really hope he's not.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
It's not hot. It's gun is looking down at us.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
How could it be when he had a song like that?
You know, he blessed us? Oh, Glee Hold on a second,
I've got a fun fact for you guys. Let me
make sure I'm right about this about Glenn Froy. Hold on,
I'm looking it up just to make sure that I
have this right. Did you guys all know?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Well?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Now I feel old again. But do you remember the
movie Jerrem maguire, Yes, of course. Do you remember that
Kuba Gooding Junior, of course played for the Arizona Cardinals
in that movie, and Tom Cruise was his agent, right,
And do you remember Tom Cruise negotiating with the general
manager of the Arizona Cardinals. Remember that was like the
(04:27):
crux of the movie. They were trying to get that
guy to pay Rod Tidwell more in the movie, right, Well,
the manager in that movie that the guy who was
the actor who played the GM of the Cardinals was
Glenn Frye. Oh, which was random. I want to say
that he was a friend of the director or something,
because I didn't realize that he did like a lot
(04:48):
of acting. But the guy, if you watch Jerem MacGuire,
the dude who wouldn't pay Rod Tidwell show me the money,
He would not show him the money. Help me help you? Right?
That was Glenn fry. So there you go. There's a
little fun fact. All the old heads out there today. Hey,
now you say imagine hell Okay, he said that he
(05:09):
was on I just repeated it. You know he did
say that. Yeah, definitely gonna be Paulina will play next,
we'll get the Red Show. Do you have what it
takes to battle?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
You're definitely gonna be Paulina Battle.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Not today.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
The last thing before that they got rest production. So well,
all that knowledge store in your boobs.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
You know, it's my last couple of days with the
yah boo. Scrubs have served me well if you know that,
and I know it's a part of my personality, but
you're gonna still love me.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Hey, Hey the way, Hey, hey Helena, you're more than
just your boobs. Okay, I want you to know this.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Well, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I want you to know that. And you're not removing them,
you're just reducing them a little bit.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Wait, you know what, you know what, it's just like
a relie big part of my life. You guys, Yeah,
I can't imagine. They've been with you this whole time,
the whole time. They got me here to where I am.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
So they came along for this, right, how did they give?
I mean, you have bigger boobs than I do, but
oh well I got mine reduced already. So I got
to think that it's a it's gonna be good and bad, right,
because maybe you like the way that they look. But
(06:29):
then I got to imagine that it's a big pain
in the butt to carry those things around.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yes, that's the whole point of this. Like, I don't
think I need this.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
No one needs this much, you know what I'm saying,
some nice little pill like, you know, fill my broth
or my whatever, my bikini.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I don't need all this.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
So whoever's next, let me know. I got a referral
code for you. Oh yes, oh wow, hashtag influencers in.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
And if you would, if we can make some videos
next week, you could put the math equation on how
they did it, you know, so we could be super
trendy about it, you know, like so CC you know
whatever it is.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Oh yeah, that Kylie Jenner thing that she started order exactly.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Hey Joe, Joe is here to take on Paulina. Hi Joe, Hi,
how you doing, Hey Joe, good morning, welcome. A fun
fact about you would be what I like to play golf, right,
af what's your handicap?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Terrible? Like sixteen right now? Oh well yeah, Jason's is
way better than that. Yeah, what's your handicap? Jason? Yeah,
in the seventies, that would be worse. That would be
absolutely terrible.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
This is a scratch golfer.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yes, yeah, uh, you know it. Five general knowledge questions
against Paulina. We invented this game a long time ago,
and uh and the people they demanded every week, they
have to have it, so it's now part of Game
Show Wednesday. Five general knowledge questions. Really, it's that we
never know what Pauline is going to stay. So Paulina,
you gotta go, all right, good luck, all right, I
thank you, you gotta go. Okay, here we go. She's
(08:03):
in the sound boof poof. Question number one for you, Joe,
what century are we currently in.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
The twentieth century?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
What gas often used in balloons will give you a
high pitched voice? If inhaled.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Helium?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Which superhero is the movie The Dark Night about Batman?
What is the term for animals that live on both
land and water? Bo Yeah, same two. I don't know, okay.
(08:42):
And finally you got this at what popular fast food
restaurant at which popular fast food restaurant would you order
a butter burger? Yeah, so that's one, you get three,
You got three. It's a good score. Now a tie
does go to Polina because only play once a Week's
get her back from the booth? Poof fend her within today? Miga?
(09:05):
Oh no, no, you got to get a three. Okay,
you're ready and you're in charge of the dings today.
But I'll tell you if you're you can't just ding
yourself even if you get it wrong. For the record,
what century are we currently in?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
This is always a hard one. Okay, So what three funny?
First century?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
That's right? Wing yourself? What gas often used in balloons?
We'll give you a high pitched voice. If inhaled helium,
that's right. Which superhero is the movie The Dark Night about?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
That's Batman?
Speaker 4 (09:48):
It is?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
You're killing it? You're killing it. Maybe don't get rid
of the boobs. Then? What is the term for animals
that live on both land and water? Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Oh, that's a tough one, Surrey. That's not mammals, but
it could be a mammal, right, but specifically would be amphibious.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yes, wow, yes, from thehole we got Bill nya science
guy over here. And oh my god, and which popular
fast food chain would you order a butter burger? Oh?
(10:32):
That's today. Wow, it's perfecto. Even even Joe is amazed. Joe,
you gotta it's It's mystifying, isn't it It is? Yeah?
(10:52):
The animal. Yeah, that's not one that you use every day,
is it? Ellen? I you school man? Yeah, if you
pay attention to elementary school, it eventually comes in handy
on your teacher told you that then, I'm sure. But hey, Joe,
have a great day. Thank you so much for listening.
Hang on all right, thank you, appreciate you man, Paulina,
(11:15):
excellent work. I'm so proud of you. That was really,
really good.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Thank you so much. I'd like to thank the Academy.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Thank you speech. No, I mean you can get the
speech if you want, you so much.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Like to thank all of you guys in here for
the questions and for the support, always supporting you. If
I don't get it right, I like to think my
doctor who's going to really changed up the game for
me on Friday.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
And yeah, I want to thank my my dunken coworkers
today we're not coworkers.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
The dunkin work. I didn't realize that. I mean, I
know you have a lot of different things. I didn't
know you walked downstairs. If it starts touring coffee, they're essential.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
They need me, they need me, and they are essential. Honestly,
happing their pants on there, I don't even know he
Kim Mart to film you when you're all the druggies.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Oh please, okay, let me let me review the tapes though, Yeah,
that that one could be a little whild Just a
couple of updates.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Paulina is getting and and she's been open about this.
But if you're wondering what we're talking about, she's getting
a brass reduction later this week. And so you're getting
them lifted, lifted and separated, aren't you.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yes, that's right. Finally, that's what it feels like when
you got these yabos.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
So that's exciting for you. And then let's see what else.
So there's a you wrote it. You were inspired to
write a goodbye song? Correct, is it? James B Goodbye
my Love.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
No, I'm going to really enjoy this time. It's gonna
it's gonna be a nice throwback, if you.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Will, because to our new friends Paulina is a recording artist,
and she's got a lot of huge hits. I do,
just a lot of them. They're not all coming to
mind right now, but there are a lot of them.
You know.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Why, I had the same song twice name the same thing.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Yeah, she wrote a song to wop for an elementary school. Yeah,
and I believe that elementary school then went and changed
their mascot after that.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
They did, They really did, actually did.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah. So there's that. Now, what else do I have
for you, guys? Oh, many of you were tuning in
this morning hoping to hear from not a Girl Tricia. Now.
Not a Girl Tricia called us last week and was
meeting some internet friends for the first time, and we
cannot get a hold of not a Girl Tricia. Now.
I don't know if that's because she doesn't want to
tell us what happened, I don't I don't know. If
it's because she's now a member of a cult. I
(13:34):
don't know, if it's because I don't know, I don't
know if she and Glenn Fry a hanging out. I
have no idea, but I just I just I'm a
little worried about her, to be honest and so if
she could at least like maybe provide us with some
kind of proof of life. If you don't want to
come on the show and tell us that you got
turned out over the weekend, that's fine, but we just
I just want to know if you're okay now, So
(13:55):
a smoke signal I carry your pigeon, just something, because
we were all looking very very forward to the follow
up this morning and we didn't get one.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Now we waiting by the phone.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah, look at I know, I know Fread's fun. Fact
Fred's fun. Guys look some slint so mush so well.
Joseph C. Gayetti is credited with the invention of the
(14:28):
first commercial toilet paper in eighteen fifty seven. You won't
believe this, but it wasn't until nineteen thirty five that
Northern Tissue Company introduced what they're calling splinter free toilet paper.
Before this, toilet paper could contain splinters due to the
production method use at the time. So until nineteen thirty five,
(14:52):
it was possible that you could get splintery toilet paper
for the booty. When I gets other places to wherever
to use toilet paper. But yeah, uh so, I mean
I think we should all be happy to be born
after nineteen thirty five.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Right, Yes, that's that's why I use.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah, you do use crappy toilet paper, don't you.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
It's crappy too. It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
I use I buy the toilet paper. That's like I'm
using an actual like pillow on my butt.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
And all that residue probably down there.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
What residue?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Look cotton balls from that?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Well you know? Wait, so instead you just use sandpaper?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
And then yeah, I feel her though, because the ladies
we get these little the little balls.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yeah. Well, I mean I don't want to get too detailed,
but guys would be more likely to get them, because
most guys don't really like get every.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Like they I'll just leave all kinds of stuff down there.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Well, no, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that,
you know a lot of women remove how do I
do this? On the radio? A lot of women remove
all everything down there? No? No, no, And men don't
not not talking about I can't tell you what we're
talking about.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
It's inside.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Oh god, really?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yeah, they roll little joints or no, no squares?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Stop? Is that is that real? Yes? He's the only
woman agreeing, So is it maybe it's just you one's.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
They're nodding, which is great for the radio, but yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Don't you. I love it when I feel so alone
somebody text me and well you know. I love it
when I make a point and everyone not. Why am
I alone? More Fredshell Next
This is the Fred Show. We have your chance to
win a trip for two to see Kelly Clarkson's return
to Las Vegas for her brand new residency Studio Sessions
Live in the Coliseum at Caesars Palace on August first.
Text studio to three seven three three seven now for
a chance to win two tickets to the August first show,
two nights hotel stay July thirty first to August second
(00:23):
at the Flamingo, Las Vegas, and round trip airfare, a
confirmation text that he sent standard message to data rate
supply all thanks to the Live Nation. Wait wait, wait,
(00:44):
you know there are a lot of hot freads. I
don't know if there are.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Was kind of fine. Oh yeah, he was. I like
a man and go to work.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
He beat him at his feet on the grounds he
gets there. You know that's on it.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Fred's Show is on. Fred flintsoll was fine, killing goes okay, okay.
Good morning everybody. Wednesday, June twenty fifth, It's the Fred's Show. Hi, Kaleb, Hello,
Hi Jason Brown, Hi, Paulina, Hey, Hello Kiki, Good morning, Shelby.
Shelley is here, Bellahamine as well. The phone and the
text is you can hit us up anytime, and then
(01:19):
sometimes we'll respond. Sometimes she'll respond eight five five five
nine one one three five on all of the social
search for the Fred's Show on the iHeartRadio app, search
for the Fred Show on demand, and of course on YouTube.
You can search for the Fred Show and subscribe. There
definitely gonna be Paulina. Our basic trivia game eighty five
wins for Paulina and one hundred and one losses all time.
(01:40):
If you want to play, it's game number two of
three on Game Show Wednesday, eight five five three five.
I think today's theme is excellent and it's fitting and
it's obvious. In KICKI karaoke, it's hot songs about hot
or that are hot or have hot in them. Yes, hot,
the heat is yeah. Oh you know what, Glenn Fry,
(02:02):
The Heat is on. That's one of the songs. You're
doing it right now. Yeah. I would actually like I'd
like to hear you. I would like to hear you
try and come up with the words to the Heat
is On by Glenn Fry.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
You know, I don't know Gleann, you know.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I mean that song is before my time? You never
met Glenn hold On? What kind of what kind of
what kind of radio station that owns the station for
old people? Would we be if we didn't have Oh
you know we do. Hold on, Paulina, turn on a
little push the song button. Oh I got you hold
on here for us. I'm gonna play. Yeah, Kika, I
(02:37):
would love to hear how you think the words that
this song go when I stop it? Okay, here we
heard we would Yeah, No, I don't think Glenn Fry
was invited to Jeff, I don't think so hold on here?
Oh yeah, that's see. You got to trust the process,
(02:58):
Candler before you go who because yeah, you have definitely
heard this before you turn it up little bit? Yeah, yeah,
all sun.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Driving over me? Okay? Is Glenna last?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Is he gone.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Clean?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
We're gonna let you that.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Yeah he is.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Wow that he is not on.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
We'regle he does not d he is twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
We lost Glass, we lost we did lose Glenn. And
he's very much in a temperature.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
He said him. The hell, I really hope he's not.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
It's not hot. It's gun is looking down at us.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
How could it be when he had a song like that?
You know, he blessed us? Oh, Glee Hold on a second,
I've got a fun fact for you guys. Let me
make sure I'm right about this about Glenn Froy. Hold on,
I'm looking it up just to make sure that I
have this right. Did you guys all know?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Well?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Now I feel old again. But do you remember the
movie Jerrem maguire, Yes, of course. Do you remember that
Kuba Gooding Junior, of course played for the Arizona Cardinals
in that movie, and Tom Cruise was his agent, right,
And do you remember Tom Cruise negotiating with the general
manager of the Arizona Cardinals. Remember that was like the
(04:27):
crux of the movie. They were trying to get that
guy to pay Rod Tidwell more in the movie, right, Well,
the manager in that movie that the guy who was
the actor who played the GM of the Cardinals was
Glenn Frye. Oh, which was random. I want to say
that he was a friend of the director or something,
because I didn't realize that he did like a lot
(04:48):
of acting. But the guy, if you watch Jerem MacGuire,
the dude who wouldn't pay Rod Tidwell show me the money,
He would not show him the money. Help me help you? Right?
That was Glenn fry. So there you go. There's a
little fun fact. All the old heads out there today. Hey,
now you say imagine hell Okay, he said that he
(05:09):
was on I just repeated it. You know he did
say that. Yeah, definitely gonna be Paulina will play next,
we'll get the Red Show. Do you have what it
takes to battle?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
You're definitely gonna be Paulina Battle.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Not today.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
The last thing before that they got rest production. So well,
all that knowledge store in your boobs.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
You know, it's my last couple of days with the
yah boo. Scrubs have served me well if you know that,
and I know it's a part of my personality, but
you're gonna still love me.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Hey, Hey the way, Hey, hey Helena, you're more than
just your boobs. Okay, I want you to know this.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Well, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I want you to know that. And you're not removing them,
you're just reducing them a little bit.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Wait, you know what, you know what, it's just like
a relie big part of my life. You guys, Yeah,
I can't imagine. They've been with you this whole time,
the whole time. They got me here to where I am.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
So they came along for this, right, how did they give?
I mean, you have bigger boobs than I do, but
oh well I got mine reduced already. So I got
to think that it's a it's gonna be good and bad, right,
because maybe you like the way that they look. But
(06:29):
then I got to imagine that it's a big pain
in the butt to carry those things around.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yes, that's the whole point of this. Like, I don't
think I need this.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
No one needs this much, you know what I'm saying,
some nice little pill like, you know, fill my broth
or my whatever, my bikini.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I don't need all this.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
So whoever's next, let me know. I got a referral
code for you. Oh yes, oh wow, hashtag influencers in.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
And if you would, if we can make some videos
next week, you could put the math equation on how
they did it, you know, so we could be super
trendy about it, you know, like so CC you know
whatever it is.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Oh yeah, that Kylie Jenner thing that she started order exactly.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Hey Joe, Joe is here to take on Paulina. Hi Joe, Hi,
how you doing, Hey Joe, good morning, welcome. A fun
fact about you would be what I like to play golf, right,
af what's your handicap?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Terrible? Like sixteen right now? Oh well yeah, Jason's is
way better than that. Yeah, what's your handicap? Jason? Yeah,
in the seventies, that would be worse. That would be
absolutely terrible.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
This is a scratch golfer.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yes, yeah, uh, you know it. Five general knowledge questions
against Paulina. We invented this game a long time ago,
and uh and the people they demanded every week, they
have to have it, so it's now part of Game
Show Wednesday. Five general knowledge questions. Really, it's that we
never know what Pauline is going to stay. So Paulina,
you gotta go, all right, good luck, all right, I
thank you, you gotta go. Okay, here we go. She's
(08:03):
in the sound boof poof. Question number one for you, Joe,
what century are we currently in.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
The twentieth century?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
What gas often used in balloons will give you a
high pitched voice? If inhaled.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Helium?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Which superhero is the movie The Dark Night about Batman?
What is the term for animals that live on both
land and water? Bo Yeah, same two. I don't know, okay.
(08:42):
And finally you got this at what popular fast food
restaurant at which popular fast food restaurant would you order
a butter burger? Yeah, so that's one, you get three,
You got three. It's a good score. Now a tie
does go to Polina because only play once a Week's
get her back from the booth? Poof fend her within today? Miga?
(09:05):
Oh no, no, you got to get a three. Okay,
you're ready and you're in charge of the dings today.
But I'll tell you if you're you can't just ding
yourself even if you get it wrong. For the record,
what century are we currently in?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
This is always a hard one. Okay, So what three funny?
First century?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
That's right? Wing yourself? What gas often used in balloons?
We'll give you a high pitched voice. If inhaled helium,
that's right. Which superhero is the movie The Dark Night about?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
That's Batman?
Speaker 4 (09:48):
It is?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
You're killing it? You're killing it. Maybe don't get rid
of the boobs. Then? What is the term for animals
that live on both land and water? Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Oh, that's a tough one, Surrey. That's not mammals, but
it could be a mammal, right, but specifically would be amphibious.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yes, wow, yes, from thehole we got Bill nya science
guy over here. And oh my god, and which popular
fast food chain would you order a butter burger? Oh?
(10:32):
That's today. Wow, it's perfecto. Even even Joe is amazed. Joe,
you gotta it's It's mystifying, isn't it It is? Yeah?
(10:52):
The animal. Yeah, that's not one that you use every day,
is it? Ellen? I you school man? Yeah, if you
pay attention to elementary school, it eventually comes in handy
on your teacher told you that then, I'm sure. But hey, Joe,
have a great day. Thank you so much for listening.
Hang on all right, thank you, appreciate you man, Paulina,
(11:15):
excellent work. I'm so proud of you. That was really,
really good.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Thank you so much. I'd like to thank the Academy.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Thank you speech. No, I mean you can get the
speech if you want, you so much.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Like to thank all of you guys in here for
the questions and for the support, always supporting you. If
I don't get it right, I like to think my
doctor who's going to really changed up the game for
me on Friday.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
And yeah, I want to thank my my dunken coworkers
today we're not coworkers.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
The dunkin work. I didn't realize that. I mean, I
know you have a lot of different things. I didn't
know you walked downstairs. If it starts touring coffee, they're essential.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
They need me, they need me, and they are essential. Honestly,
happing their pants on there, I don't even know he
Kim Mart to film you when you're all the druggies.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Oh please, okay, let me let me review the tapes though, Yeah,
that that one could be a little whild Just a
couple of updates.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Paulina is getting and and she's been open about this.
But if you're wondering what we're talking about, she's getting
a brass reduction later this week. And so you're getting
them lifted, lifted and separated, aren't you.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yes, that's right. Finally, that's what it feels like when
you got these yabos.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
So that's exciting for you. And then let's see what else.
So there's a you wrote it. You were inspired to
write a goodbye song? Correct, is it? James B Goodbye
my Love.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
No, I'm going to really enjoy this time. It's gonna
it's gonna be a nice throwback, if you.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Will, because to our new friends Paulina is a recording artist,
and she's got a lot of huge hits. I do,
just a lot of them. They're not all coming to
mind right now, but there are a lot of them.
You know.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Why, I had the same song twice name the same thing.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Yeah, she wrote a song to wop for an elementary school. Yeah,
and I believe that elementary school then went and changed
their mascot after that.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
They did, They really did, actually did.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah. So there's that. Now, what else do I have
for you, guys? Oh, many of you were tuning in
this morning hoping to hear from not a Girl Tricia. Now.
Not a Girl Tricia called us last week and was
meeting some internet friends for the first time, and we
cannot get a hold of not a Girl Tricia. Now.
I don't know if that's because she doesn't want to
tell us what happened, I don't I don't know. If
it's because she's now a member of a cult. I
(13:34):
don't know, if it's because I don't know, I don't
know if she and Glenn Fry a hanging out. I
have no idea, but I just I just I'm a
little worried about her, to be honest and so if
she could at least like maybe provide us with some
kind of proof of life. If you don't want to
come on the show and tell us that you got
turned out over the weekend, that's fine, but we just
I just want to know if you're okay now, So
(13:55):
a smoke signal I carry your pigeon, just something, because
we were all looking very very forward to the follow
up this morning and we didn't get one.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Now we waiting by the phone.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah, look at I know, I know Fread's fun. Fact
Fred's fun. Guys look some slint so mush so well.
Joseph C. Gayetti is credited with the invention of the
(14:28):
first commercial toilet paper in eighteen fifty seven. You won't
believe this, but it wasn't until nineteen thirty five that
Northern Tissue Company introduced what they're calling splinter free toilet paper.
Before this, toilet paper could contain splinters due to the
production method use at the time. So until nineteen thirty five,
(14:52):
it was possible that you could get splintery toilet paper
for the booty. When I gets other places to wherever
to use toilet paper. But yeah, uh so, I mean
I think we should all be happy to be born
after nineteen thirty five.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Right, Yes, that's that's why I use.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah, you do use crappy toilet paper, don't you.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
It's crappy too. It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
I use I buy the toilet paper. That's like I'm
using an actual like pillow on my butt.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
And all that residue probably down there.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
What residue?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Look cotton balls from that?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Well you know? Wait, so instead you just use sandpaper?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
And then yeah, I feel her though, because the ladies
we get these little the little balls.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yeah. Well, I mean I don't want to get too detailed,
but guys would be more likely to get them, because
most guys don't really like get every.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Like they I'll just leave all kinds of stuff down there.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Well, no, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that,
you know a lot of women remove how do I
do this? On the radio? A lot of women remove
all everything down there? No? No, no, And men don't
not not talking about I can't tell you what we're
talking about.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
It's inside.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Oh god, really?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yeah, they roll little joints or no, no squares?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Stop? Is that is that real? Yes? He's the only
woman agreeing, So is it maybe it's just you one's.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
They're nodding, which is great for the radio, but yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Don't you. I love it when I feel so alone
somebody text me and well you know. I love it
when I make a point and everyone not. Why am
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