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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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(00:21):
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(00:42):
this morning, Paulina swamp Crotch is getting people stopped at TSA. Apparently, Well,
let me as well click on that while we're here.
While we're here, m passenger flag by TSA. After swamp
Crotch sets off alarm, you better not go to the

(01:03):
airport anytime soon, because you know you're the leaking boob situation.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah, luckily it's not down there yet allegedly, but like off,
I'm leaking like where I'm not supposed to be leaking either.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Oh okay, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
I'm going something wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Imagine hating me and I'm just here like leaking.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
If it's leaking from a place they didn't work on,
you might want to go investigate that. No, it's good
as somebody check that out. Ok. Yeah, a checkpoint alarm
bells began blaring after a traveler's groin. Oh is this

(01:43):
like a personal situation or is this actual sweat? I mean,
I'm reading this real time, which might be a mistake,
but Pauline, it put it on here, so I'm trusting you.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
It says that there's extreme wetness in the pants is
what this is due to? So if I'm working at
TSA first, how would I know unless I guess I
see it right, like common natty your pants, Like I
see a big stain.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Is swamp crotch like swamp, but where it's just because
it's so hot outside.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
I think that's what I'm asking is that's what I think.
It makes you think so swampy, So it's not anything else.
I mean, I'm just wondering, where are we going with this?
Like I really should have read this ahead of time.
I'm trusting the team here. Oh, but I'm kind of
wondering if what do we read the whole article I did.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
I still don't understand because I think as women, we
kind of have it all year round, depending what you
got going on, kind of underwear, you know what I mean,
where we're headed, where we're coming back from.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Well, guys, I mean we get swampy, but I get
you know, I get they for swampy but hot out. Yeah. Yeah,
I don't never know that that it happens anyway. But
I'm trying to figure out what TSA had to get involved.
So if you lo for the first time in fifteen
years and both airports flagg my crotch at the arms
up scanner all so, I guess it's like the the

(02:51):
little radar through whatever it is not radar that detected
something X ray thing was like, what's going on here?
Oh the wet wanderluster. Describe yourself as mid sized adult
woman five eight, one hundred and sixty nine pounds, wearing
bike shorts and normal underwear. The Skyway siren assured social
media readers that her private parts were neither pierced nor

(03:13):
outfitted with medical devices. She claimed her pockets were totally empty.
I don't care about the pat down. They were polite
and professional. It didn't bother me. But I'm wondering what
I did. Internet know it alls say it's crotch sweat,
and they're likely right. Okay, I guess there are other
things for women that can set that off, but depending

(03:34):
on what's going on. Wait a minute, I was agree.
What's your story you have? You had a TSA issue? No,
no issues with TSA.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Oh, but issues with Look, it is never an issue.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
About There's a lot of possibilities here. See, because I'm
talking about something else and over here I go. You
have a personal experience with this.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Glad everything's normal.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
A bodily function that can wrongfully trigger red flags, per
a TSA expert. Really, perspiration is probably the weirdest thing
that can set off the scanners. According to somebody who
was commenting on this for readers Digest, it has to
do with millimeter wave technology and how the wave bounces
off water. The insider added it be cousin machine often

(04:28):
generates false alarms due to sweat. Some countries have banned
the scanners altogether, but massive moisture isn't the only reason
the TSA technology might mistake one's undercarriage for a dangerous weapon.
It's been alleged to frequent flyers boasting larger features such
as bootylicious behind who wrote this boolicious behinds can expect

(04:49):
to be stopped and searched before the green lights and
board a plane. One person says the screening technology effectively
screens diverse populations of travelers each day. Adding to the
devices and screening algorithms are trained to recognize body composition,
any unexpected abnormalities, excess sweat, et cetera could prompt an alert.
Oh you got that weapon down there? Okay, I think

(05:11):
a lot of people would say that they need to
be stopped.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Then hands up, you know why.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Are you putting on the TSA. This poor TSA agent
just came to work to make sure that nobody had
anything in their bags. And Kiki's over here trying to
set off alarms and put it on them.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
And I'm sorry, if you can detect what's the moisture
that's going on, you are too much in my business
to take.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
This thing with me.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
Now, you don't need to be able to know what's happening,
Like that's too invasive.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Well, I want to know what's so exciting in the
TSA or why you're so stressed out one or the other.
Why are we so stressing? That might be a sign
of mind. You look a little more carefully in your bags.
I've seen locked up abroad. Okay, have you ever watched
that show? Those people get very nervous, you know, these
amateur drug smugglers get very nervous. There might be something

(06:03):
to this. Yes, they're sweating a lot and they think
everyone's looking at them because they've got you know, black
tar heroine that some man gave them for a ten
thousand dollars vacation that they thought was just no strings attached.
Show before.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yes, and once you get pulled to the back room,
it's a wrap like it's like, oh, they told me
I could go to Ebitha and you know they're going
to pay for everything, and it was just free.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
I didn't have to do anything. Now you're an equatory
in jail or reason I wind up an eudor not
in Betha at all, you know? And why am I
in jail? Yeah? Anyway, Well thank you for that, Pauline.
I had no idea. What an amazing contribution. No, I
mean yes, I can tell them while I've been gone.

(06:45):
You you evolved from making this your personal diary. You're
really coming with some heat, hard hitting journalism. I'm saying,
you know what I mean, Whitler, this is a situation.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yes, I sweat all the time. This is a text
I should specify before are reading people's comments. It's a text.
I sweat all the time. I do. I'm a sweaty guy.
I'm a sweaty person. And I you know, sometimes I
get the I go to Leslie t the light Boat Dog,
I get the underarm botox, which is very effective. I
still think it makes it come out of like other
places more, which I guess makes me prone for a

(07:17):
TSA inspection. But I sweat all the time. But I've
learned cotton I don't sweat as much other fabric material.
I sweat like crazy down there. Well, thank you for that.
Appreciate that. And we have a dialogue going on here.
It's embarrassing. It happens every time. Oh someone said, oh wow,
you got to like that's it. That's kind of a

(07:38):
humble brag, depending what we're talking about. Yeah, still a
hasshole that you have to look forward to every time
you fly somewhere. Cotton underwear. Yeah, well that's true too.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Also, like sometimes we just don't need to share stuff,
like if that happened to you, it's okay, Like, well,
yeah we need to write an article about it.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
You know. But I've seen internet or I don't know
how I know this, but like they can see a
lot in that next and that thing where you put
your hands up like this, Yeah, they can see like
like right, they can see they can see all that.
Like they can't see like it per se, but like
there's it's it's yeah, they can see your prince Harry

(08:18):
or whatever it is. Sorry, yeah they can see. That's
a different one. They can they know they know they
make but hey, this is this is all. This is
all from public safety Jason exactly, and they want to

(08:40):
cause no alarm. I do have a story about the
shoes though, because apparently some airports now t s A
is not making people take their shoes off, but only
some airports, not others. So that's another thing is I've
noticed that like there's a general generally you can you
can expect you if you're not TSA pre check, you're

(09:02):
taking your shoes off for the most part, you're taking
your laptop set or whatever. But I've noticed there are
some airports now that have updated technology where you don't
have to do that.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Right.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
The rules change all the time, and I know, but
I've also noticed the TSA agents they assume that you
just know this already.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
I'm still yelling, but I'm at a different airport with
different rules.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Right, and so yes, so don't take your laptop out. Okay,
I've been doing it for twenty years, all right, it's
learning behavior, and I know that if I don't take
it out and I was supposed to, then I'm going
to hold up the whole line. Then I'm that guy
who looks like I've never traveled before. So I don't
know what to do these days. You know, maybe and
maybe maybe there is a huge sign that says, at
this airport, you don't have to do that, and I

(09:41):
just am too you know, in my brain to not
see that. I don't think a TSA agent, I don't
think that's an easy job. I mean, you're dealing with
a lot of dumb people, and people don't follow the
directions even when you tell them. I understand all of that,
but we got there's also a gray area here of
emerging technology. You know, they're gonna be airports where you
don't have to take your shoes off off, and then

(10:01):
you're gonna take your shoes off, and they're gonna be
why are you taking your shoes off? Well, because it's
I've been doing it for twenty years because of that
moron with the Bombit is shoe okay, And they're gonna
be like, well, but here you don't have to. But
then you're gonna go to the airport where you're you know,
you're going to Charleston, and they're they're not doing it yet.
So you're gonna be like, but I didn't have to
do it over there, and they're like, but but you
have to do it here. And so it's it's gonna
be a big thing. It's like the person with the

(10:23):
bag that it fit on the way here, we're on
a different plane. Now, okay, Like we're on a different plane,
I'm a different person. And then we'll ask I mean,
it's possible that it fit on that plane didn't fit
on this plane. It's possible you're lying to me both ways.
But you've heard that one before where someone tries to
take their trunk that you know that they're traveling with
and they're like, no, but it fit on the way here,

(10:46):
it doesn't. But it doesn't fit now, Okay, all right?
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (10:52):
How you doing?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yeah? And I also I also I brought up a
story yesterday from my personal experience that is making it
into what's trending today. It's almost like I can predict
the future, like I know what's coming. Maybe I should
start writing down everything that I think about from day
to day. Maybe not, though, because we don't need to
have all that proof of all of that. I don't
want to be subpoena dever. Hi Jason, Hi, Hi Pauline.

(11:13):
Thank you for that incredible start to the show. Thank
you it was really good.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, my peers be proud of the National Association of
Spatic Journalists. Are in tone.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, what is that?

Speaker 3 (11:22):
I want to meet him? John, you know I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yes, I want to meet him. Jonas is here and
you didn't book him. I know, figure, what would you do? John?

Speaker 3 (11:35):
He is like the.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Godfather of like you know, broadcasting for.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
I Love Him, hik Belahamin and at show Mishelley are here.
We've talked about this over the years, and I've got
in trouble about this, but and I get the right
thing to do is say that you would be the
hero in every example. But I've watched that John Quinone
show where like they're really like they'll have people say
racist or mean or have you seen his thing? I

(12:02):
thought it's like a set up scenarios where they'll someone
will steal something or somebody will like miss like say
something rude or mean or racist or bad or whatever
in front of another person who's unsuspecting, and then they're
looking to see if you're gonna intervene, So like if
it were if it were criminal, like if it were

(12:22):
a matter of public safety, if it were a child,
I would like to believe that I would intervene. But
on some of the stuff where people are saying bad
stuff to other people in twenty twenty five, I don't
know that I would jump. I would say something to
somebody I might like call the cops. What I've heard
people be like, what do you mean? You wouldn't jump
in between two people having a racist argument. I don't

(12:45):
know any like I know it's not right, and if
it were, like if a woman or a child were unsafe,
then I don't really care. But I don't know, Like
these days, I feel like I would just call the cops.
And I don't know if that's what John Quimionez is
looking for.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
I've seen some crazy, That's what I mean.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Like I'm not I'm not anyone's hero here, like I
do I would. I can't watch something happen to someone
and not intervene. If I can say, like, oh my god,
I forbid someone's trying to kidnap a kid or like
dower them and do it like now, that's different. But
as far as like people communicating with each other, I'm
not looking to get in the middle of people's arguments
because people have guns and knives and and so like

(13:28):
they're always looking for the person and they reward the person,
you know, for like getting in the middle of these conversations.
But I kind of tended like mind my own business
because I also don't often know the context. You know,
we we witness and hear things in everyday life all
the time that I'm like, I don't know about that
but I don't really know what I'm looking at.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
So yeah, you might think the cameras are rolling, so
you try to really be.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Like, right, don't say that to her.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
Yeah, next thing you know, you're getting beat up and drug.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
That's the thing. Like, I'm not trying to I'm not
And I've had people in the has you know what
do you mean? I would get in the middle and like, yeah,
I get that. That's what you want to say, because
that makes you the hero, and everybody wants to be
the hero. I think the hero sometimes though, is like hey,
manager of the store, like, hey, cop, right, I don't
know what's going on, but will you look into that

(14:17):
because you know how to do this. Me on the
other hand, before long I got in the middle of
I misheard it and then you know what I mean?
So I don't we need to get John Kenyon this
in here, because I'd like to ask him three format
like what yeah, like what what do I get rewarded
if I call the cops if I see something I
don't like? And what if I'm wrong and I call
the cops and I'm that guy. It's a very stressful situation.

(14:38):
It kind of is no, you try and do the
right thing. But I don't know. I see stuff every
day where I'm like, hmmm.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
No, I stopped flicking people off. I stopped doing all
kinds of things. You guys know he's okay now then, God,
but my uncle shot at recently during a roadbreache incident.
Like people are not.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
That's the thing two I go. It's like I want
to do the right thing. I really do, and I
and I certainly don't want to see anybody, you know,
get into bad situation. But I am also not really
looking to get shot because I'm wrong.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Oh right now the cameras first, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Is John Keo, but he's always in the in the
back break room, you know, with all the cameras, so
I don't know if Kotas is there. I have to
look around, like you see something like really bad going down,
and you have to look to see if they are
extra surveillance cam, Like, oh my god, I'm on twenty twenty.
Right then you're the hero. Stop that right now? What
you're doing is wrong. Yeah, this is the press show.

(15:34):
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Live in Las Vegas March thirteenth, twenty twenty six, at
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seven three three seven right now for a chance to
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(15:57):
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Do you have what it takes to battle show biz?
Shelley in the show Biz Showdown show Biz, show Fish

(16:21):
show Biz. What's the confidence level today? Hi?

Speaker 3 (16:27):
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Speaker 1 (16:30):
Yeah, medium to high. Let's see what Kayla's confidence level is. Kayla, Hi, Kayla, Hila,
good morning, Welcome. Your confidence level would be one.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
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Speaker 1 (16:43):
Oh okay, Cayla. Fun fact about you though, would be what.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
I just got married about two months ago and I
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Guys. Well, thank you and congratulations so one hundred bucks
just the price. Shelley did news yesterday. We had to
write a check for one thy three hundred dollars. Umm,
that was lost for sixty nine, So one twenty wins,
sixty nine loss. It's five questions against our pop culture expert.
Let's go good luck?

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Okay, good luck?

Speaker 1 (17:13):
All right, good luck? You gotta go shells all right, Kayla,
here we go. Which singer covered the cost of therapy
for her entire Guts World tour crew?

Speaker 4 (17:24):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Olivia Rodrigo, Jennifer Anison's Room to be dating a hypnotist?
In which iconic TV show did she play? Rachel Green friend?
Which newly single Modern family actress was spotted with Tom
Brady this week? Oh? Tophy ver Gara.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
Oh, I don't.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Know, Okay, Lauren Hill, thank the Essence Festival for taking
the blame for her late performance. Where does the festival
take place? Oh? Three to California and culture Decephis?

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
I don't know. I've never said that. I've never seen
that before. Turns I never knew anyway. I want to
give too much away. Turn seven years old today? Which
two rappers is she the daughter of?

Speaker 3 (18:20):
I'm sorry can you repeat it?

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Culture turns seven years old today? Which two rappers? Is
she the daughter of.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Three?

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Two?

Speaker 3 (18:32):
I don't know Carnaby and okay, I.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Don't think you can get I don't no, no, no no.
I think five is okay. I don't think we can
do three?

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Got it right?

Speaker 1 (18:42):
So we can do one, we can do two, we
can do five. I can't do three. I then four
was wrong, and I never it was confusing. I've never
seen it. It's I thought that person, that person I
don't want to say too much, was like I don't
want to say I think it's his. Okay, all right,
there we go. So we're gonna go three. All right?
Just get a five so I don't have to hear it, please,

(19:03):
Which singer covered the cost of therapy for her entire
Guts World tour crew. Olivia Rodrigo, Yes, Jennifer Addison's Room
to be getting a hypnotist? On which I kind of
TV show? Did she played Rachel Green Friends? Yeah? Which
newly single Modern Family actress was spotted with Tom Brady
this week.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
Sophia our Gar.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Yeah. I don't think we can. I don't think, Sophie.
I don't think so. Lauren Hill thanked the Essence Festival
for taking the blame for her late performance. Where does
the festival take place?

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Three? Atlanta?

Speaker 1 (19:37):
No, New Orleans? And culture. That's a lot of buzz culture.
Sifa turns seven years old today. Which two rappers? Is
she the daughter of.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Uh cardib An?

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Offset? That's right, Yeah, that's a four. I'm yeah, I
stay with my decision. What kieky what don't look at
me like that? Don't look at me like that? Her
real France call ourselfie. Yes, shut up, it's one hundred bucks.
I don't want to hear it her real friends. Kay

(20:12):
Do we still have the shirts? Yes, we're gonna give
you a shirt, Kayla. We don't normally give runner up prizes,
but that was close. We're gonna give you one of
our very coveted wor it's more than one hundred dollars. Yes,
in our hearts, thank you thirteen or one of the
thirteen shirts. All right, so Kayla, hang on, have a
good day and thank you for listening. She used to
be a big fan. I'm not sure if she is anymore.

(20:33):
Oh okay, what it's okay? Oh no, you sound disappointed. Yeah, no,
it's so good. She got a shirts than one hundred bucks.
We got we gotta be a little stricter here on
this game. We gotta be a little stricter, and we
got to be a little We got to because I
don't want to hear it anymore. I don't want to
hear it.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Yes, I mean her name is Sophia.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
A Tony Bertificate, who exactly give? You? Are such a crabster?
Can we have a united front here? Are not? Can
I count on you or not? SOB just kicked me.
I guess what I got bad news for you, different
person altogether. You ain't even talking to the right person.

(21:12):
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