July 22, 2025 • 7 mins
Keke is preparing for her upcoming vacation and she doesn't understand why she overprepares for being away for one week.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (00:49):
We call them blogs. Kick gek go all right, dear blog.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
So I was talking to the ladies about this the
other day. Why do we put so much effort into
vacation prep So you know, I'm getting ready to go somewhere,
and I'm just realizing how much money, time, stress, and
effort I'm putting into preparing to go to said place.
And when I think about it, no one at that
(01:13):
place knows me. They've never seen me in life. So
every outfit that I've had, I could probably just take
along and wear with me, But no, for some reason,
we convince ourselves that we need new clothes or new outfits.
The hairstyle I've been wearing for the last six months,
I could have probably just used that out there.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
It's about the pictures and it's about who you're going with.
Is that what it is?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Because this is a lot of running around and stress
and prep for people that don't know me and probably
don't even want me there.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
So here come the.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Tourists with they're freshly waxed and waxed and relaxed, ready
to party.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I truly appreciate the wax. That was nice of you,
but sure everybody appreciates that.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
By the pool, Why do we go through all it
is to just go somewhere. It's so stressed. As a woman.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I don't know if guys like you get your your
nails and your toes done, and you go get your
spray tand from Paulina right before you go somewhere better.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I always let Paulina sprays handed me. I'm waiting for
that day. We that's funny. We need I want to.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Wind up with that list with the CEO looking for
a job. Well, Red Fred always made me spray tand him.
That's the story that I need. Yeah, maybe we'll set
this one out. Yeah no, maybe I'll find a third party.
Not that I wouldn't want to support your business and
your three tels to the business, and I might. I
might get somebody else to spray tand me.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Girls. That's a good point though.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Why do we do It's because like we want to
go into the vacation like fresh and like rejuvenated, and
it's our time now, so like we I don't know,
and broke.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
You want to go in looking good. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I mean, like some of the maintenance stuff I get,
like nails are or or waxing or something that might
present itself when you're you have to show your feet
for the first time in a while, or other parts
of your body, right that part I get maybe new hair,
maybe maybe get a haircut because you don't want to.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
You don't want to be like feeling floppy. And I
don't know, Yeah, why do we do that?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Like I'm laying out outfits? You know, I take every
pair of underwear that I own, Yeah, every pair.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I don't understand. I don't know what that's about. Yeah,
I don't know what. How many times you think you're
going to crack your pants on vacation.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
That food will work on you?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
You know?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I mean, how many times do we put on new
underwear in a day before we go to Today's not
the day, like I don't I mean, how many pair
before it's like I'm not leaving the hotel room. I
would say I would be in a two pair limit,
like if I had to wear more than one pair
of underwear consecutively in a day, like I need to
stay in the room, I need to not go outside today.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
For me, a new pair of underwear is like a
new beginning, Like it's like a fresh start. Like sometimes
I just need a fresh start, like nothing happened. I
just want to feel fresh.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Oh yeah, yeah, I need a whole lot more than
that restart the day.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
It's a good question, though, but yeah, weep it a
lot for women.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
It's so expensive, like all of the things, and it's exhausting.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
It's not fun to get ready for a trip.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
The most relaxed I feel is when I sit down
on that plane because there's nothing left.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I can do nothing else. And yeah, now I'm just
running around. Gotta get a man. You gotta get a
petty sheep. We don't even know me. You know I'm
out here laying out fast. Noah fits you know me.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
You spend money on the vacation. You know, it's like
you look forward to it. It's don't I don't know.
I don't know where that comes from.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
You know, you just I don't.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
You want new stuff, you want to look good, you
want to feel good on your vacation. It's like like
you're splurging all around for no reason. Well because it
makes you feel good, that's why, I guess.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
And then you have to buy the airport's necks. It's
twenty dollars water. It's it's so ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I feel like when you're going on vacation you have
to to a certain degree, you just sort of let
Jesus take the wheel and worry about it. When you
get back because most places that people go on vacation,
everything's going to be expensive because other people go there
on vacation.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
They know that.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
And I kind of lived that way anyway, so that's
like dangerous because like I live every day, like, just
let him take the wheel, we'll figure it out.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I saw a video on TikTok last night of a
guy and he got upgraded a very nice hotel for work.
I don't know where he was, but the hotel looked
very nice. And then he got a very big room
and it was all work paid for it and like
they didn't whatever. But the room was thirteen hundred bucks
a night, and and he was like, in the mini
bar was elite, but you know the mini bar you
have to pay. It's even if you have a thirteen
(05:32):
hundred dollars room, like the minibar, you still pay for
whatever it is, twenty dollars for skit oles or you
know anything. And he was like, the question was, at
what point, like if I had spent thirteen hundred dollars
retail on this room, Like if I have that kind
of money, then at what point does the mini bar
just become just whatever? Like I'm just gonna eat what
I want out of here. I don't care how much
it costs because I have enough money to spend thirteen or.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Like where's the line where you where?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
You no longer care that you could get the same
skin for two dollars in the convenience story down the way,
Like how much do you have to have? And I
really thought about it all last night because I'm like,
I don't I'd have to have a lot, a lot,
a lot a lot of money, like insane money before
I'm thinking that twenty dollars skittles taste good to me
because I'd just be thinking a old time, like each
(06:17):
one of these things is a dollar.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, but you're good with money.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
I feel like no matter how much money you would have,
you'd be you'd still think about it. Maybe you're good
with money, your frugal, which is in a good way,
like you save your money.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I've watched too many people in this business going broke right, no, right,
or they fire you, you know, and then it's like
when you don't have any money, Yeah, no, that's not
I'm really trying to avoid that. Yeah, they'd like to well, yeah,
I don't know. Actually, at what point is it like,
I'm not so rich, I don't care. So that's why
you need to have that. You need to just pretend
(06:51):
for the next way you earned the vacation. You deserve it,
and you should just pretend from the time that you
are preparing to the time you get back. I deserve it,
and I'm just going to get what I want on
this thing and then worry about it when you get back.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
You sure about that,
This is the press show.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Let's get you hotel a trip for two to see
Jennifer Lopez her brand new Las Vegas residency. Jennifer Lopez
off All Night Live in Las Vegas March thirteenth, twenty
twenty six, at the Coliseum at Caesar's Palace. Text Lopez
to three seven three three seven right now for a
chance to win two tickets to the March thirteenth show
at two nut Hotels day March twelfth to the fourteenth,
(00:23):
at the Flamingo Hotel and Casino, Las Vegas and Ron
Treverair Fair. A confirmation text will be sent. Dennered message
and data rates may apply. All thanks to Live Nations.
Tickets are on sale now at ticketmaster dot com for
all shows running December thirtieth through January third, and March
sixth through the twenty eighth. Tell them nunch Yeah, they
talk better than they say. Tell me night. These are
(00:44):
the radio blogs on the press while you're running in
our diaries, except we say them alive.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
We call them blogs. Kick gek go all right, dear blog.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
So I was talking to the ladies about this the
other day. Why do we put so much effort into
vacation prep So you know, I'm getting ready to go somewhere,
and I'm just realizing how much money, time, stress, and
effort I'm putting into preparing to go to said place.
And when I think about it, no one at that
(01:13):
place knows me. They've never seen me in life. So
every outfit that I've had, I could probably just take
along and wear with me, But no, for some reason,
we convince ourselves that we need new clothes or new outfits.
The hairstyle I've been wearing for the last six months,
I could have probably just used that out there.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
It's about the pictures and it's about who you're going with.
Is that what it is?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Because this is a lot of running around and stress
and prep for people that don't know me and probably
don't even want me there.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
So here come the.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Tourists with they're freshly waxed and waxed and relaxed, ready
to party.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I truly appreciate the wax. That was nice of you,
but sure everybody appreciates that.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
By the pool, Why do we go through all it
is to just go somewhere. It's so stressed. As a woman.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I don't know if guys like you get your your
nails and your toes done, and you go get your
spray tand from Paulina right before you go somewhere better.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I always let Paulina sprays handed me. I'm waiting for
that day. We that's funny. We need I want to.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Wind up with that list with the CEO looking for
a job. Well, Red Fred always made me spray tand him.
That's the story that I need. Yeah, maybe we'll set
this one out. Yeah no, maybe I'll find a third party.
Not that I wouldn't want to support your business and
your three tels to the business, and I might. I
might get somebody else to spray tand me.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Girls. That's a good point though.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Why do we do It's because like we want to
go into the vacation like fresh and like rejuvenated, and
it's our time now, so like we I don't know,
and broke.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
You want to go in looking good. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I mean, like some of the maintenance stuff I get,
like nails are or or waxing or something that might
present itself when you're you have to show your feet
for the first time in a while, or other parts
of your body, right that part I get maybe new hair,
maybe maybe get a haircut because you don't want to.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
You don't want to be like feeling floppy. And I
don't know, Yeah, why do we do that?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Like I'm laying out outfits? You know, I take every
pair of underwear that I own, Yeah, every pair.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I don't understand. I don't know what that's about. Yeah,
I don't know what. How many times you think you're
going to crack your pants on vacation.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
That food will work on you?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
You know?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I mean, how many times do we put on new
underwear in a day before we go to Today's not
the day, like I don't I mean, how many pair
before it's like I'm not leaving the hotel room. I
would say I would be in a two pair limit,
like if I had to wear more than one pair
of underwear consecutively in a day, like I need to
stay in the room, I need to not go outside today.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
For me, a new pair of underwear is like a
new beginning, Like it's like a fresh start. Like sometimes
I just need a fresh start, like nothing happened. I
just want to feel fresh.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Oh yeah, yeah, I need a whole lot more than
that restart the day.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
It's a good question, though, but yeah, weep it a
lot for women.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
It's so expensive, like all of the things, and it's exhausting.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
It's not fun to get ready for a trip.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
The most relaxed I feel is when I sit down
on that plane because there's nothing left.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I can do nothing else. And yeah, now I'm just
running around. Gotta get a man. You gotta get a
petty sheep. We don't even know me. You know I'm
out here laying out fast. Noah fits you know me.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
You spend money on the vacation. You know, it's like
you look forward to it. It's don't I don't know.
I don't know where that comes from.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
You know, you just I don't.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
You want new stuff, you want to look good, you
want to feel good on your vacation. It's like like
you're splurging all around for no reason. Well because it
makes you feel good, that's why, I guess.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
And then you have to buy the airport's necks. It's
twenty dollars water. It's it's so ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I feel like when you're going on vacation you have
to to a certain degree, you just sort of let
Jesus take the wheel and worry about it. When you
get back because most places that people go on vacation,
everything's going to be expensive because other people go there
on vacation.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
They know that.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
And I kind of lived that way anyway, so that's
like dangerous because like I live every day, like, just
let him take the wheel, we'll figure it out.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I saw a video on TikTok last night of a
guy and he got upgraded a very nice hotel for work.
I don't know where he was, but the hotel looked
very nice. And then he got a very big room
and it was all work paid for it and like
they didn't whatever. But the room was thirteen hundred bucks
a night, and and he was like, in the mini
bar was elite, but you know the mini bar you
have to pay. It's even if you have a thirteen
(05:32):
hundred dollars room, like the minibar, you still pay for
whatever it is, twenty dollars for skit oles or you
know anything. And he was like, the question was, at
what point, like if I had spent thirteen hundred dollars
retail on this room, Like if I have that kind
of money, then at what point does the mini bar
just become just whatever? Like I'm just gonna eat what
I want out of here. I don't care how much
it costs because I have enough money to spend thirteen or.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Like where's the line where you where?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
You no longer care that you could get the same
skin for two dollars in the convenience story down the way,
Like how much do you have to have? And I
really thought about it all last night because I'm like,
I don't I'd have to have a lot, a lot,
a lot a lot of money, like insane money before
I'm thinking that twenty dollars skittles taste good to me
because I'd just be thinking a old time, like each
(06:17):
one of these things is a dollar.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, but you're good with money.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
I feel like no matter how much money you would have,
you'd be you'd still think about it. Maybe you're good
with money, your frugal, which is in a good way,
like you save your money.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I've watched too many people in this business going broke right, no, right,
or they fire you, you know, and then it's like
when you don't have any money, Yeah, no, that's not
I'm really trying to avoid that. Yeah, they'd like to well, yeah,
I don't know. Actually, at what point is it like,
I'm not so rich, I don't care. So that's why
you need to have that. You need to just pretend
(06:51):
for the next way you earned the vacation. You deserve it,
and you should just pretend from the time that you
are preparing to the time you get back. I deserve it,
and I'm just going to get what I want on
this thing and then worry about it when you get back.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
You sure about that,
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