A massive heat dome and "corn sweat" hit the Midwest and East Coast. Uber is adding gender preferences. A new iPhone is set to be released this fall. Plus a new dating app for pickleball lovers!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the Freas Show.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
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the twenty.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Eighth and cregs Biggest Stories of the Day.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Someone says that they used to work at McDonald's and
the secrets of the infamous McDonald's coke is that they
keep the syrup in co two containers. Keep doing it, baby,
I've heard it was water filtration. I've read that there
are a million different stories online of why and it's
used to have the coke. It's the diet coke specifically
that people rave about. Maybe it's Coke two, but I
always hear it's the diet coke is elite at McDonald's.
(01:05):
And it had something to do with the water filtration
system because theoretically the amount of syrup that's supposed to
go like with the amount of water. And you would
know this, Kiki, even though I think they're PEPSI, aren't
they at KFC? Yes, look at you, Well, I think
PEPSI owns them, don't they like freedom A.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Oh yeah, they are right.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
That's that's why you can drive by, you know, in
certain suburbs and it would be like KFC thirty one Flavors,
Taco Bell, Pan Express, one in a in a Khalil
re Halio whatever that stuff, you know, like like a
like a whatever, all the franchises in one that's.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
On America, you know, right right, and you can just walk.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Down the line like you know what, I'll have breakfast, lunch, dinner,
and dessert right here.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Believe.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
But the amount of syrup to water ratio is determined
by Coca Cola, and I guess they come check it
to make sure that it's like you know the right quality. Yeah,
because you know, if you're willing nilly out here, like
you know, serving bad can people drink it? And like
this is disgusting that goes on coke. I guess because
I don't know, the people realize that they're just selling
them the syrup. And I guess there's a little there's
a little device that they can put under the mean
(02:11):
people who work in restaurants are like, yeah, idiot, but
there's like a little device that will tell you the
water to syrup bratio to make sure that it's right,
and you can set it I think with a screwdriver. Anyway,
I guess it has so in theory, everybody's coke should
be the same and standard. But I think that McDonald
said something with the water filtration. Look, this is the
headquarters of McDonald's in this town. Somebody call up here
(02:32):
and tell us what's going on.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Somebody, it wasn't for all Bella, get on it, figure
it out.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
You call somebody, somebody, anybody, give me somebody.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Oh god, just like.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
The Chaco Taco. Remember that.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Remind me of the Chaco.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Oh my gosh, that's what I learned. We're built different.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Your predecessor I couldn't find us at Chaco Taco when
when the Chaco Tacos were apparently the companies that were
not gonna make him anymore, and there was a run
on Choco tacos and ben Hemy, our former intern before bellahamine, yes,
go go go find us some.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
He was like no, and he drove like three blocks.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
What is he?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Twenty one years old or twenty years old?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Drives three block And I don't mean to say this
about the generation, but he drives three blocks and call
it I can't find one. Uh well, why don't you
try a little harder? And then he drives another three blocks,
like literally you could still see the radio stations.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
He's like, I don't know, they.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Don't have any. It's like I got an idea. Here's
my idea for you. Don't come back until you have
one period. I think that's what we said to him. Way, yeah,
like do not come there. There is a Choco Taco
available in the listening area, yes, so don't come back
until you found one. And then here's the thing, Like
when I was an intern, I would have made a charge,
like I would have come back with something, you know
(03:43):
what I mean, Like if if they had sent me
out and said, hey, I remember one day it was
go literally the afternoon guy on the radio was like, hey,
go wash my car. I need my car wash because
it was like a car from a dealership. It was
like a demo car and he had to return it,
and he was like, he needs to be clean. And
I drove around in all the car washes in the
Ghado where the radio station was. They were all closed
and it was terrible part of town. They were all
(04:04):
closed everywhere, and I drove to like another city basically
to get that because I was not coming back without
a clean car, like because it wasn't happening right, somebody
would have been thrown at my face like literally, like literally.
So that's that's my that's my career advice for the day,
kids is if you're asked to do a task, either
figure out you could be clever if you want to,
(04:26):
but come up come with something. Do not say I
don't know after five minutes I don't know, No, say
just just I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Come up with something, and don't ask a million questions.
Just get it done.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Critically.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
That one that part, Now, belly, you don't have to
call over McDonald's and sound with the secret.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
But if you want to, you know, call headquarters and
see what's going on. There's a heat dome, guys, it's
a heat dome. I hope we're not talking about this
much longer. But it's said to effect most of the country.
Tens of millions of Americans are under what forecasters call
a ring of fire. Oh wow, that's traumatic. It's it's
a heat dome that's settling over Chicago to New Orleans today.
(05:03):
The Great Lakes region. We'll see areas have a heat
index in the mid nineties. With the high temperatures shifting
more to the east. On Friday, the heat dome will
effect nearly two hundred million people. By the end of
the week. The heat index will be between one hundred
and ten and one hundred and fifteen from the states
on the western part of the Gulf through Oklahoma, Arkansas,
portions of Missouri, Illinois, Indiana, and Tennessee over the weekend,
(05:25):
which means Gideon the torturer will say.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Let's go right by the lake today. Oh, you can
do it. We have to toughen you up. No, we don't.
I don't need to be that.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I don't need to be the kind of tough that's
you passed out in the hospital somewhere.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Is this over before lolla Polooza?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yes, I don't have time. Hopefully right now it's saying
seventy for lollapalooza. Yeah, oh he do it? Lord, I
hopefully I didn't. Just you know, curse it. We'll see.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Oh, Mike, that would be that amazing that they would
be God's favorite God.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
There's a person who and I have it so good
lately with the Texa's a person who has been hating
us for years. Every day they tell us so much,
they hate us every day. Thank you for your dedication.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Nice every day.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Though, and in this person said Fred, the self proclaimed
hardest working person ever, Is that.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
What I said?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
You've quite literally never said that.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeah, I wrote things at my face every morning and
tell me about Well, I mean, you didn't have to
tell everyone. You didn't have to tell everyone that.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
But it's like, what point, at what point are you
do you not feel like the idiot he's texting every
day like and quoting the show that you hate so much,
and like don't listen, like no one's making you do this.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
You know, like it's fine if.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
You hate us so much, then don't listen, but instead
you listen all day every day, and then you quote
it and now you're going to write something snarky that
like I'm the idiot.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
No, you're the idiot.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Life could be easier for you because it seems like
you're not having a good time, like.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
You're actually a miserable human being, like don't listen, like
I'm begging you, like it's.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Get out of here. It is so counterintuitive to what
we do here.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
We want everyone to like us, for everyone to listen,
and we're so grateful that people do, honestly, but you
text us every day how much we suck, No, you suck.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
You suck the most.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
And our text PLATFM and I've been so good for
so many months they were asked me. The people were like,
please don't. Don't you know the haters these there are
so many people that like don't know what they're talking about.
Please like don't read this. And so I did stop
and I've been so positive, but I just can anymore
with this because it's but our text platform allows we
can block, but all that means is that we can't
(07:31):
text you.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
We still see.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Your smutes, like I can't imagine ourselves. Can you imagine
like going to a restaurant every day every day, going
to the restaurant, telling you that buying something, and then
telling them how much they suck every day.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Every day.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I just I can't. I just can't imagine. At what
point do I am? I the idiot?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Like I had an uber driver the other day who
drove me the wrong way on a one way and
I still gave him five stars. I was like, that's fine,
you know what it well, no, look I get it.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
You know this stuff eats at me. Texter Lauren, you
know this stuff eats it me. You know that I
care what people think. You know that I care that
people like this show or not. You know. And so
you're you're that, You're you're one more level of cruel
where you just feel the need to just every gay
torture people so triggered.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Lol, Yes I am, I am, And you're.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
A horrible human being for knowing that and then continuing
to do it. So anyway, But you know what the
problem is, this is what gets people like that. All
this last thing I did, I've learned that this is
what gets people like this person is so excited right now, anyway,
keep listening. I don't I don't care, but I just
at some point I would feel stupid.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I hate this place. I'm never coming back until tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Hey, but we have to show equal love. Because someone
said Fred, you're the coolest guy on the radio, Well.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Thank you, And I think some people don't.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I lean into this stuff because it's kind like that's
in itself is fun like this person like this person's
stupidity is funny.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Well she's giving us ratings, so I guess we don't
really care.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Right, like you're actually helping us. So anyway, thanks, appreciate
you have a good day. And yes, I am triggered,
as would anybody be by being told how much they
suck every day by someone who consumes their product. Yeah,
so Uber is rolling out whatever, Luber is rolling out
a new feature.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Can you tell? I've just yeah, it's long been in
this way.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Most of this year has just been like I can't win,
and no one wants to listen to the truth, or
like no one wants to a lot of people don't
want to be nice. So it's just like, Okay, strap
yourself in and keep keep it up with your own narrative.
Having no information about anything. Just keep it up, listen
to lies, do whatever you want. I don't care. I
don't care.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I'm losing it.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
I'm losing No, No, it seems like you're losing it
in like a who cares.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah, it's empowerful.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
It's the heat.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I care so deeply that I don't even I don't
even know how to explain it. I don't know. It's
my life's work. Guys, it's fine. Just tell me how
much it sucks. So. Uber is going at a new
feature designed to give women more control over who they
ride with or drive for on its platform. As part
of a pilot program launching next month in La San
Francisco and Detroit, women can tap a preference in the
(10:22):
Uber app to be matched with other women, whether they're
booking rides or signing up to drive. Uber's vice president
of operations in the US and Canada, so that many
women riders and drivers may clear that they wanted this option,
giving them more choice, more control, and more comfort. Uber
notes the pairings are not guaranteed. Every time guys iPhone users,
(10:42):
I guess it's a new iPhone coming.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
It looks awfully similar.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Well, I can't wait for it to the other one
we all know, except I guess one of them is
going to be slimmer than the others. But it's also
going to have like they're going to go backwards on
the camera and backwards on the back every life.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
So we're it's swimmer though, so that's cool.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
iPhone users are getting new emojis in iOS twenty six.
A trombone because I let me tell you something. Every day,
every day I'm thinking to myself, where's the trombone?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Like I need it now?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
A treasure chest, a distorted face, a hairy creature that
resembles Bigfoot, A fight what's a fight cloud?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I don't know what that is? On an Apple Core
Now that's the one. Another one. I'm trying to.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Text my you know, my friends, and I'm like, where's
the Apple Core? An orcot, ballet dancers, and a landslide.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
TSA is issued statement they're begging travelers stop hiding animals
in weird spots on your body at airport security. Another day,
and another thing they actually have to say, a woman
tried to smuggle two live turtles trapped to her chest.
In another incident, a guy can stealed the five inch
turtle in his pants new word to TSA. Agents are
urging people to stop this behavior. It's not only inappropriate,
(12:04):
but also risky for the animals. I get an idea,
let me put my my turtle in my pants.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Oh no, isolate that one bell.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
I do.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
And finally, guys, there's a new Colorado based dating app
called pickle Match. It's using the booming popularity of the
game to connect singles, so now too wildly annoying people
can hang out. I feel like pickleball is a new CrossFit.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Yes, I'm sorry, Like a bunch a bunch.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Of years ago, if you were in CrossFit, everybody had
to know. Everybody had to know that you did CrossFit.
Everybody had to know, and it was like, if you're
not part of the club, you know you're not part
of the club. I feel like pickleball is the same way.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
I've only told you guys, I'm playing once.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
It's cool down a little bit. But I feel like
maybe a year or two ago, it was like, if
you played pickleball, everybody had to know, right yeah, that
you were a pickleballer.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
I feel like it right now it's pilates anyone else.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Feel that like Oh yeah, you are having like birthday
parties based on plates. Like if I had a birthday party,
I'd be like, hey, come to the Plates thing. We're
gonna all rent it out and just you know, drink macha.
Like that's if that's your birthday.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
That is absolutely.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
So I'm having my birthday party by the lake during
a heat dome. We're gonna go running, and I would
like to.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
I'm busy for both of your parties. That is crazy,
that's so said. So it's called pickle Match instead of
endless swiping. Users meet through local games with profiles focused
on playing style and court preferences.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Playing style in court preferences.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Uh. The idea came from a co founder named an Elise,
who wants it a more natural way to sport connections.
The app is in beta and is gaining traction with
a public launch event set for tomorrow in Louisville. So hey, cool,
if you I love it, If you like pickleball, that's great,
go go play pickleball.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
And then you get to find out if someone is
like annoyingly competitive right away. You know, oh that's actually.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
A good thing, because you know there are we all
know the people who you can't play a game with
them because if they're not winning, then it can't be
fun for anybody. And I couldn't be with a person
like that because it's like, look competitive, yes, but you
know and but but if you're not winning, and then
it's all of a suddenly no one else can have
far racket. Right, that's no fun. It's National Cousin's Day,
(14:20):
National INTERN Day, National Thermal Engineer Day, and National Amelia
Earhart Day.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
My girl, that's your girl.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Paulina has some kind of kindred connection to Amelia Earhart.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah, do you believe? Do you think she's still alive? Now?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
What I determined she'd be one hundred and thirty. Well,
we did the math one time. Hold on a second.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
She might be because they keep better out there. Where
is she Bermuda?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Amelia Earhart was born in nineteen Wait wait, what did
you just say?
Speaker 5 (14:49):
Where isn't she in Bermuda? That's where she was last spotted.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
They eat better in Is that a fact?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Well?
Speaker 5 (14:54):
You better out of the US, don't you think? Yeah,
like less preservative.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
She was born in nineteen thirty seven, so she would
be like, what eighty eight years old?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Oh? That's is that right? I just did the quick math.
I don't know if that's right.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
When I see her.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yeah, let her ask you if that's true. But yeah,
there's there's no date of her. She was declared so
she was no, no, no, no, no no, never mind
she was born in No, she was born in eighteen
ninety seven, so she would be one hundred and thirty. Wow,
she was. She disappeared in nineteen thirty seven. It was
declared dead in nineteen thirty nine. So do you what
(15:28):
is your theory? You believe that she did not die
in a crash and that she lived somewhere I guess
to be one hundred and thirty.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Well, they never found her, that was the thing, right,
they never found one.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
That doesn't mean she didn't die.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
Well, I mean, I need proof, But also I feel
like she probably just wanted to get away from a
man or something.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
That's what most women want to do.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Okay, my rom, I'm starting to believe your theory.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Who is she dating at the time? I'd like to
know more. Come on, ladies, where was TMC for all this?
I have no idea. The Entertainment Report's next fresh
This is the Freas Show.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Let's get you hotel a trip for two to see
Jennifer Lopez her brand new Las Vegas residency. Jennifer Lopez
Up All Night Live in Las Vegas March thirteenth, twenty
twenty six at the Coliseum at Caesar's Palace. Text Lopez
to three seven three three seven right now for a
chance to win two tickets to the March thirteenth show
at two at Hotels Day March twelve through the fourteenth
(00:23):
at the Flamingo Hotel Casino, Las Vegas and Ron Trevert Peer.
A confirmation text will be sent. Dennered message and data
rates may apply. All thanks to Live Nation. Tickets are
on sale now at ticketmaster dot com for all shows
running December thirtieth through January third, and March sixth through
the twenty.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Eighth and cregs Biggest Stories of the Day.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Someone says that they used to work at McDonald's and
the secrets of the infamous McDonald's coke is that they
keep the syrup in co two containers. Keep doing it, baby,
I've heard it was water filtration. I've read that there
are a million different stories online of why and it's
used to have the coke. It's the diet coke specifically
that people rave about. Maybe it's Coke two, but I
always hear it's the diet coke is elite at McDonald's.
(01:05):
And it had something to do with the water filtration
system because theoretically the amount of syrup that's supposed to
go like with the amount of water. And you would
know this, Kiki, even though I think they're PEPSI, aren't
they at KFC? Yes, look at you, Well, I think
PEPSI owns them, don't they like freedom A.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Oh yeah, they are right.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
That's that's why you can drive by, you know, in
certain suburbs and it would be like KFC thirty one Flavors,
Taco Bell, Pan Express, one in a in a Khalil
re Halio whatever that stuff, you know, like like a
like a whatever, all the franchises in one that's.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
On America, you know, right right, and you can just walk.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Down the line like you know what, I'll have breakfast, lunch, dinner,
and dessert right here.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Believe.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
But the amount of syrup to water ratio is determined
by Coca Cola, and I guess they come check it
to make sure that it's like you know the right quality. Yeah,
because you know, if you're willing nilly out here, like
you know, serving bad can people drink it? And like
this is disgusting that goes on coke. I guess because
I don't know, the people realize that they're just selling
them the syrup. And I guess there's a little there's
a little device that they can put under the mean
(02:11):
people who work in restaurants are like, yeah, idiot, but
there's like a little device that will tell you the
water to syrup bratio to make sure that it's right,
and you can set it I think with a screwdriver. Anyway,
I guess it has so in theory, everybody's coke should
be the same and standard. But I think that McDonald
said something with the water filtration. Look, this is the
headquarters of McDonald's in this town. Somebody call up here
(02:32):
and tell us what's going on.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Somebody, it wasn't for all Bella, get on it, figure
it out.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
You call somebody, somebody, anybody, give me somebody.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Oh god, just like.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
The Chaco Taco. Remember that.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Remind me of the Chaco.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Oh my gosh, that's what I learned. We're built different.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Your predecessor I couldn't find us at Chaco Taco when
when the Chaco Tacos were apparently the companies that were
not gonna make him anymore, and there was a run
on Choco tacos and ben Hemy, our former intern before bellahamine, yes,
go go go find us some.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
He was like no, and he drove like three blocks.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
What is he?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Twenty one years old or twenty years old?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Drives three block And I don't mean to say this
about the generation, but he drives three blocks and call
it I can't find one. Uh well, why don't you
try a little harder? And then he drives another three blocks,
like literally you could still see the radio stations.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
He's like, I don't know, they.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Don't have any. It's like I got an idea. Here's
my idea for you. Don't come back until you have
one period. I think that's what we said to him. Way, yeah,
like do not come there. There is a Choco Taco
available in the listening area, yes, so don't come back
until you found one. And then here's the thing, Like
when I was an intern, I would have made a charge,
like I would have come back with something, you know
(03:43):
what I mean, Like if if they had sent me
out and said, hey, I remember one day it was
go literally the afternoon guy on the radio was like, hey,
go wash my car. I need my car wash because
it was like a car from a dealership. It was
like a demo car and he had to return it,
and he was like, he needs to be clean. And
I drove around in all the car washes in the
Ghado where the radio station was. They were all closed
and it was terrible part of town. They were all
(04:04):
closed everywhere, and I drove to like another city basically
to get that because I was not coming back without
a clean car, like because it wasn't happening right, somebody
would have been thrown at my face like literally, like literally.
So that's that's my that's my career advice for the day,
kids is if you're asked to do a task, either
figure out you could be clever if you want to,
(04:26):
but come up come with something. Do not say I
don't know after five minutes I don't know, No, say
just just I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Come up with something, and don't ask a million questions.
Just get it done.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Critically.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
That one that part, Now, belly, you don't have to
call over McDonald's and sound with the secret.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
But if you want to, you know, call headquarters and
see what's going on. There's a heat dome, guys, it's
a heat dome. I hope we're not talking about this
much longer. But it's said to effect most of the country.
Tens of millions of Americans are under what forecasters call
a ring of fire. Oh wow, that's traumatic. It's it's
a heat dome that's settling over Chicago to New Orleans today.
(05:03):
The Great Lakes region. We'll see areas have a heat
index in the mid nineties. With the high temperatures shifting
more to the east. On Friday, the heat dome will
effect nearly two hundred million people. By the end of
the week. The heat index will be between one hundred
and ten and one hundred and fifteen from the states
on the western part of the Gulf through Oklahoma, Arkansas,
portions of Missouri, Illinois, Indiana, and Tennessee over the weekend,
(05:25):
which means Gideon the torturer will say.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Let's go right by the lake today. Oh, you can
do it. We have to toughen you up. No, we don't.
I don't need to be that.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I don't need to be the kind of tough that's
you passed out in the hospital somewhere.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Is this over before lolla Polooza?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yes, I don't have time. Hopefully right now it's saying
seventy for lollapalooza. Yeah, oh he do it? Lord, I
hopefully I didn't. Just you know, curse it. We'll see.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Oh, Mike, that would be that amazing that they would
be God's favorite God.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
There's a person who and I have it so good
lately with the Texa's a person who has been hating
us for years. Every day they tell us so much,
they hate us every day. Thank you for your dedication.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Nice every day.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Though, and in this person said Fred, the self proclaimed
hardest working person ever, Is that.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
What I said?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
You've quite literally never said that.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeah, I wrote things at my face every morning and
tell me about Well, I mean, you didn't have to
tell everyone. You didn't have to tell everyone that.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
But it's like, what point, at what point are you
do you not feel like the idiot he's texting every
day like and quoting the show that you hate so much,
and like don't listen, like no one's making you do this.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
You know, like it's fine if.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
You hate us so much, then don't listen, but instead
you listen all day every day, and then you quote
it and now you're going to write something snarky that
like I'm the idiot.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
No, you're the idiot.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Life could be easier for you because it seems like
you're not having a good time, like.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
You're actually a miserable human being, like don't listen, like
I'm begging you, like it's.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Get out of here. It is so counterintuitive to what
we do here.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
We want everyone to like us, for everyone to listen,
and we're so grateful that people do, honestly, but you
text us every day how much we suck, No, you suck.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
You suck the most.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
And our text PLATFM and I've been so good for
so many months they were asked me. The people were like,
please don't. Don't you know the haters these there are
so many people that like don't know what they're talking about.
Please like don't read this. And so I did stop
and I've been so positive, but I just can anymore
with this because it's but our text platform allows we
can block, but all that means is that we can't
(07:31):
text you.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
We still see.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Your smutes, like I can't imagine ourselves. Can you imagine
like going to a restaurant every day every day, going
to the restaurant, telling you that buying something, and then
telling them how much they suck every day.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Every day.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I just I can't. I just can't imagine. At what
point do I am? I the idiot?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Like I had an uber driver the other day who
drove me the wrong way on a one way and
I still gave him five stars. I was like, that's fine,
you know what it well, no, look I get it.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
You know this stuff eats at me. Texter Lauren, you
know this stuff eats it me. You know that I
care what people think. You know that I care that
people like this show or not. You know. And so
you're you're that, You're you're one more level of cruel
where you just feel the need to just every gay
torture people so triggered.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Lol, Yes I am, I am, And you're.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
A horrible human being for knowing that and then continuing
to do it. So anyway, But you know what the
problem is, this is what gets people like that. All
this last thing I did, I've learned that this is
what gets people like this person is so excited right now, anyway,
keep listening. I don't I don't care, but I just
at some point I would feel stupid.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I hate this place. I'm never coming back until tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Hey, but we have to show equal love. Because someone
said Fred, you're the coolest guy on the radio, Well.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Thank you, And I think some people don't.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I lean into this stuff because it's kind like that's
in itself is fun like this person like this person's
stupidity is funny.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Well she's giving us ratings, so I guess we don't
really care.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Right, like you're actually helping us. So anyway, thanks, appreciate
you have a good day. And yes, I am triggered,
as would anybody be by being told how much they
suck every day by someone who consumes their product. Yeah,
so Uber is rolling out whatever, Luber is rolling out
a new feature.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Can you tell? I've just yeah, it's long been in
this way.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Most of this year has just been like I can't win,
and no one wants to listen to the truth, or
like no one wants to a lot of people don't
want to be nice. So it's just like, Okay, strap
yourself in and keep keep it up with your own narrative.
Having no information about anything. Just keep it up, listen
to lies, do whatever you want. I don't care. I
don't care.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I'm losing it.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
I'm losing No, No, it seems like you're losing it
in like a who cares.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah, it's empowerful.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
It's the heat.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I care so deeply that I don't even I don't
even know how to explain it. I don't know. It's
my life's work. Guys, it's fine. Just tell me how
much it sucks. So. Uber is going at a new
feature designed to give women more control over who they
ride with or drive for on its platform. As part
of a pilot program launching next month in La San
Francisco and Detroit, women can tap a preference in the
(10:22):
Uber app to be matched with other women, whether they're
booking rides or signing up to drive. Uber's vice president
of operations in the US and Canada, so that many
women riders and drivers may clear that they wanted this option,
giving them more choice, more control, and more comfort. Uber
notes the pairings are not guaranteed. Every time guys iPhone users,
(10:42):
I guess it's a new iPhone coming.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
It looks awfully similar.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Well, I can't wait for it to the other one
we all know, except I guess one of them is
going to be slimmer than the others. But it's also
going to have like they're going to go backwards on
the camera and backwards on the back every life.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
So we're it's swimmer though, so that's cool.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
iPhone users are getting new emojis in iOS twenty six.
A trombone because I let me tell you something. Every day,
every day I'm thinking to myself, where's the trombone?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Like I need it now?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
A treasure chest, a distorted face, a hairy creature that
resembles Bigfoot, A fight what's a fight cloud?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I don't know what that is? On an Apple Core
Now that's the one. Another one. I'm trying to.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Text my you know, my friends, and I'm like, where's
the Apple Core? An orcot, ballet dancers, and a landslide.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
TSA is issued statement they're begging travelers stop hiding animals
in weird spots on your body at airport security. Another day,
and another thing they actually have to say, a woman
tried to smuggle two live turtles trapped to her chest.
In another incident, a guy can stealed the five inch
turtle in his pants new word to TSA. Agents are
urging people to stop this behavior. It's not only inappropriate,
(12:04):
but also risky for the animals. I get an idea,
let me put my my turtle in my pants.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Oh no, isolate that one bell.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
I do.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
And finally, guys, there's a new Colorado based dating app
called pickle Match. It's using the booming popularity of the
game to connect singles, so now too wildly annoying people
can hang out. I feel like pickleball is a new CrossFit.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Yes, I'm sorry, Like a bunch a bunch.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Of years ago, if you were in CrossFit, everybody had
to know. Everybody had to know that you did CrossFit.
Everybody had to know, and it was like, if you're
not part of the club, you know you're not part
of the club. I feel like pickleball is the same way.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
I've only told you guys, I'm playing once.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
It's cool down a little bit. But I feel like
maybe a year or two ago, it was like, if
you played pickleball, everybody had to know, right yeah, that
you were a pickleballer.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
I feel like it right now it's pilates anyone else.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Feel that like Oh yeah, you are having like birthday
parties based on plates. Like if I had a birthday party,
I'd be like, hey, come to the Plates thing. We're
gonna all rent it out and just you know, drink macha.
Like that's if that's your birthday.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
That is absolutely.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
So I'm having my birthday party by the lake during
a heat dome. We're gonna go running, and I would
like to.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
I'm busy for both of your parties. That is crazy,
that's so said. So it's called pickle Match instead of
endless swiping. Users meet through local games with profiles focused
on playing style and court preferences.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Playing style in court preferences.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Uh. The idea came from a co founder named an Elise,
who wants it a more natural way to sport connections.
The app is in beta and is gaining traction with
a public launch event set for tomorrow in Louisville. So hey, cool,
if you I love it, If you like pickleball, that's great,
go go play pickleball.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
And then you get to find out if someone is
like annoyingly competitive right away. You know, oh that's actually.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
A good thing, because you know there are we all
know the people who you can't play a game with
them because if they're not winning, then it can't be
fun for anybody. And I couldn't be with a person
like that because it's like, look competitive, yes, but you
know and but but if you're not winning, and then
it's all of a suddenly no one else can have
far racket. Right, that's no fun. It's National Cousin's Day,
(14:20):
National INTERN Day, National Thermal Engineer Day, and National Amelia
Earhart Day.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
My girl, that's your girl.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Paulina has some kind of kindred connection to Amelia Earhart.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah, do you believe? Do you think she's still alive? Now?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
What I determined she'd be one hundred and thirty. Well,
we did the math one time. Hold on a second.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
She might be because they keep better out there. Where
is she Bermuda?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Amelia Earhart was born in nineteen Wait wait, what did
you just say?
Speaker 5 (14:49):
Where isn't she in Bermuda? That's where she was last spotted.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
They eat better in Is that a fact?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Well?
Speaker 5 (14:54):
You better out of the US, don't you think? Yeah,
like less preservative.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
She was born in nineteen thirty seven, so she would
be like, what eighty eight years old?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Oh? That's is that right? I just did the quick math.
I don't know if that's right.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
When I see her.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yeah, let her ask you if that's true. But yeah,
there's there's no date of her. She was declared so
she was no, no, no, no, no no, never mind
she was born in No, she was born in eighteen
ninety seven, so she would be one hundred and thirty. Wow,
she was. She disappeared in nineteen thirty seven. It was
declared dead in nineteen thirty nine. So do you what
(15:28):
is your theory? You believe that she did not die
in a crash and that she lived somewhere I guess
to be one hundred and thirty.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Well, they never found her, that was the thing, right,
they never found one.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
That doesn't mean she didn't die.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
Well, I mean, I need proof, But also I feel
like she probably just wanted to get away from a
man or something.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
That's what most women want to do.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Okay, my rom, I'm starting to believe your theory.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Who is she dating at the time? I'd like to
know more. Come on, ladies, where was TMC for all this?
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