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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:33):
The Fread Show is on last and everybody, hang you
it's so loud.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
We're in Aperville. Everyone gets so quiet and focus is like,
it's okay, every I have to give the same speech
every morning. Let's go about your business. Some nice avocados
or something. I enjoy yourselves. Good morning everyone, Hi Jason, Hi,
Hi Ki Ki, Good morning, Hi Kaitlin, Good morning. Pauline

(01:02):
is back in a studio. She's doing everything. Today's decided
to take a vacation this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yes, of course, on our busiest day.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah no, it's fine, makes perfect sense. So so Paulie's
running around, She's doing all the things she's the engineer.
She's the weather person apparently. And Jason, I saw you
perk up with a little nhr A commercial.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
I'm gonna be there wherever that is heard cars.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
And yeah, what's it? The man's rasby de voice at you.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Call him look at the cars.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
I was like, okay, I'll be there looking at the cars.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
The word avocado theory. I didn't realize it was America's
first avocado in based restaurant or what does say? There's
a gigantic sign right there. I don't know if it
was based or infused or it was avocado. It's America's
first avocado?

Speaker 4 (01:48):
How did you pick this?

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Play?

Speaker 2 (01:52):
There one for me about three minutes from my house
in downtown Tinley Park, and my girl Janine was like,
do you want to do the Tinley the Tinley when
I was like, oh.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
You don't know how much I wish we could do the.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Tilly, but no, we're in Neproville, so why not just
eat some amazing avocados. But the avocado toast here is
fire like it has to be.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
No one has to the avocado toast. Your must deliver. Yeah,
if it's I mean, we'd have to take the name
away from them. I think if it didn't.

Speaker 5 (02:16):
Oh wow, we have like the countries of origin for
you know, we have a there's a whole history lesson
on avocados on the wall.

Speaker 6 (02:22):
Wow. Oh yeah, we have fun facts on the wall.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Well, you guys have been researching the menu all week.
I don't know why you're surprised by any of this.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
I mean, well, I didn't know that we would have,
you know, different avocados from.

Speaker 6 (02:32):
Okay, we have Mexico, Israel, Jamaica.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah, no, it's no, it's true.

Speaker 6 (02:37):
Oh nutty with a hint of sweetness, that's the one
I want.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
It's just gonna say it's it's a good weekend if
everything works out. Okay, I promise. Where where's that happening? Well,
Jason's at the whatever that thing is. I'm at the
Nutty and Sweet Festival. Yeah, morning everyone.

Speaker 7 (03:06):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
I can always also tell the people who were drug
out here. You know. It's like because there's like the
woman just walked down with her husband. I guess it
wasn't And I don't know. Do you think he wants
to be here as much as she does. I'm not
sure he looks relatively excited. You think, So we'll go
for relatively excited. So we'll get to your NFL picks
in just a second Jason's NFL picks and headlines entertainment

(03:26):
report after that. What are you working on?

Speaker 5 (03:28):
So people are convinced that they caught Pope Leo on
a specific app at three in the morning room time? Really, yes,
so we need to discuss.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
I mean, he's the pope. You know, he's got he's lonely. Yeah,
you know, maybe he needs friends, you know, is it?

Speaker 8 (03:44):
That?

Speaker 4 (03:45):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (03:45):
That kind of app?

Speaker 6 (03:45):
Well, you're gonna have to wait for the story.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
No, I want to know now. I don't want to
I don't want to wait. I'm not hanging around. I
want to go you avocado toast. I don't want to
have to pay attention to this. So what street are
we on?

Speaker 2 (03:57):
We're in Aperville, I know, next line Chicago Avenue and
Washington Street in Aperville.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Not to be confused with the same streets in the city.
Don't don't go to those streets because we won't. You
won't find us.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
North Central College is like right there, right, yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Okay, good because it's dark and we don't really know
where we are. You know, I just hit Google Maps,
go and just just drive and just let the car
just Jesus take the wheel to wherever we're going next. Yeah,
it's Avocado Theory. Can you haven't had much to say?

Speaker 9 (04:27):
I mean, I'm blown away at how early Naperville is
representing right now, Like this place is cool.

Speaker 6 (04:34):
People get up early in Apriville.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Oh yeah, wow. You know that just felt like you
just felt like the Ricky Lake Show where everybody everybody
clapped all at once. You know, it was like, I
love you're right. It's like somebody was like here rallying them.
You know, we don't have a rallier person.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
We don't.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
People are here on their own volition. They're clapping on
their own volition. This is their choice to be here
at six o'clock in the morning. We had a line
outside Avocado Theory.

Speaker 9 (05:00):
That's what should dress nice outfits.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
I know, I know, I know. We have saw some shirts.
What do your shirts say? Oh you're you're number two
and three? Oh two O three, two O three oh.

Speaker 9 (05:17):
Okay, two O three okay, that's the school district two
O three okay.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
And I was trying to figure out them, like if
you all trying to say you're two and three or thirteen,
you're you're gonna have a problem on your hands. People
are gonna fight you for that. But thank you everyone
for coming you don't you order something, eat something, have
some coffee? You know, yeah, right, you know, mingle amongst yourselves.
Everyone just sits intently like everyone then Aporville is so
like proper.

Speaker 9 (05:41):
They are, but they're like they live though, because yeah,
I love this.

Speaker 6 (05:46):
We have more people coming through the door right now,
six in the morning.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Nobody tried to have an avocado like this at this
time of the morning ever. Okay, but enjoy the avocados
because there there apparently are seven or eight varieties that
you can have. What now now you have me reading it.
They're all slightly nutty though, why are they? Why are
they all nutty.

Speaker 6 (06:07):
Even though they're a fruit?

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Oh yeah, but I learned, Ana.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
I think I'm going you know what I'm going for
this week. I'm going for the Julie avocado, which is sweet, tangy,
spicy with a ant of pineapple. That's unful.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
That's how you start a week.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
I mean, somebody give me the pineapple. I didn't think
I would say that. This morning Fred's show, Fred show Aperville,
Thank you, thirteen to ur stop three. Avocado theory. Now
you can make noises then.

Speaker 8 (06:36):
Now, now.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
When you hear me.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Say avocado theory, then it is like the moriy Show
where everyone clasps, you know, Ricky Lake whatever. And then
people know that there are actually people here.

Speaker 6 (06:46):
Yes, and then we'll do a DNA test coming out.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yes, we're going to do a DNA test. Who wants
to know if they're the father. It's a lot of
women in here, so I don't know bother you might No, No,
I'm certainly not the I don't know any of you.
I've never met any of you. Befo one. In my
last I couldn't beat the father. Hold on, you know
what I need? I need an update before we get
to headlines from lover Boy Drew lover Boy dream Now.
First of all, Drew come over here, Get not get

(07:11):
him a microphone.

Speaker 6 (07:12):
Losing the crowd.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
He is, He's doing his job. He's engaging with our audience,
which is amazing. Lover boy Drew is here. First of all,
you're wearing Southern Methodist University pants. So that is my
alma mater. Is that why you were wearing them?

Speaker 6 (07:25):
H not to I got my master's degree.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
There you did?

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yes, okay, way to go ahead? One up?

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Go ahead?

Speaker 1 (07:32):
And which why am I here? Then? And you're there?
If you have a master's degree, you tell me? Yeah, no,
that's a great question. What is your master's degree in?

Speaker 10 (07:41):
It was the dual Masters in Sports Management and Finance.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Oh wow, okay, right, wow, he's a smarty too. Now.
I don't know if you guys heard last week, but
where were we last week? We were in Riverwoods last week,
and uh and and lover boy Drew here had had
fallen in love the night before. And it's a sweet story.
Just to cap you, how would you recap quickly? Maybe
in like twenty seconds that the original story?

Speaker 10 (08:05):
Okay, bullet points went to a bar met a girl
that was beautiful, got her number on her Instagram, and
I was gonna ask her out on a date.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Oh no, hold now, hold on, why are we passed tends? Now?
Was gonna, Oh I have you have? Okay, so you
have asked her around? Has she accepted? Yes? She has, Yes, Sunday,
this is happening Sunday, lover boy Drew. So then where
are you going? What's the plan We're going to wicker Park.

Speaker 10 (08:34):
I have like four or five thrift stores. We're gonna
hit get some coffee. Then we're gonna go to an
indoor putting place called the Pottery, and then yeah, probably
Jenny's ice Cream after.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
No, don't worry, I just probably folks are coming in
and I'm listening to you. We can I can do
multiple things in once, which.

Speaker 6 (08:56):
You're driving on the date?

Speaker 11 (08:57):
Are you?

Speaker 6 (08:59):
I was gonna go to her place and then ooper
from there?

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (09:02):
Good, because have you already been maybe to the police.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Station and m M may have rear ended someone in
one of our vehicles this week, so just take that one.
It's already been it. It's true. It's fine. Okay, gets
around there. No, we know everything that happens here. Now, Kiki,
you had a visceral reaction to thrift shopping. But that's

(09:27):
what she's into, Okay. Commented on his jeans the first
time that they met, and they were from a thrift shop.
So that's where this caller. But you you immediately do
a thrift shop.

Speaker 9 (09:39):
I am all about a good deal, honey, and thrifted
just got on a first date, Like you gotta buy
me some avocados or something before we got the thrift store.
But you know what, you got a driving record. Apparently
you didn't crashed one of our cars, so you you
need to be on a budget.

Speaker 6 (09:54):
So actually you're doing this right. You are making the
right move.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
You haven't gotten the bill for the repair yet, have you?

Speaker 9 (10:00):
And it was like a fifth day on the job, right,
first time driving the car.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Actually, yeah, did we have someone else drive? Did La
La Luke drive today? Or who does someone else drive?
Died car to drive drug? Yeah, that's it. Yeah, we
never going to the marster.

Speaker 6 (10:17):
We only have two cars at this media station.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Okay, and that's for all the radio stations, so so
we needed that. Okay, it's all.

Speaker 6 (10:27):
Good that you think, so, is it.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
I'm I'm all good. Well that was that was our
number one concern was your safety and well being. And
I can tell you everything looks fine. So it's all there.
And you know you're going on your date this weekend.
It's I'm very excited. We running applause for lover boys
through here. Who's got a date this weekend? Isn't that nice?
This really is a talk show. I can't get them
the clout for anything. Honestly, I could say any lot

(10:54):
of power. I'm jealousy, and I don't be. Don't be.
You have the master's degree, you have the future. Okay,
it's a dual masters. Two of them too. Yeah, there's
two of them. I barely graduated from the place, and
you have a master's degree. Okay. All right, Well, go
fix the down on the car and thank you. I
appreciate your biggest stories of the day. All Right, you

(11:14):
guys are here for the live selection of Week seven
in the NFL. Jason Brown, Ladies and gentlemen with the
sports fix. I see people that got their notebooks out
there taking notes. They're on the various betting websites. They
can't get their bets in fast enough.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Go with the opposite of whatever I say.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Okay, okay, So Week seven NFL Steelers, Begles.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Oh Steelers, Oh the Bengal.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Good pick day one last night. I did this every
week Tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
Moore?

Speaker 7 (11:42):
Was that his name, Jamar Moore? You know my boy? Okay,
now you did good. He's your boy, but you know not,
you don't know him too well. Yeah, bar Jesus.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Beagles, Vikings, We're gonna go with the.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
I can tell you thought about this Panthers, Jets.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Jets, Jets, Juts.

Speaker 12 (12:06):
Okay, that's like the Saints, Bears, Bears, Colt, Chargers, Chargers, Packers, Cardinals,
the Cardinals, Falcons, for nine Ers, four Niners, the Texans
of Texas.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Sure, and yeah, that's not incorrect in the Seahawks, Rams, Jaguars, Ram, Patriots, Titans,
Whah Titans. I say it's the way you say it.
So the Dolphins, Browns.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
Dolphins are the Browns the Dolphins.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
I hope this is this is the right week, isn't it?

Speaker 11 (12:45):
No?

Speaker 1 (12:45):
No, it is this is no, this is right, this
is right. Raiders, Chiefs, Chiefs. Yeah, because you guys had
the Chiefs last week, that's right. No, I was scaring
all of sudden Giants, Broncos, the Broncos Commanders and the
Cowboys Conboy Nation. Yes, it's so gross when you say that.
And the Buccaneers and the Lions, oh the Lions. Okay,

(13:08):
there you have it. And the Parsley.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Oh wait, I read and all the time.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
I had the music and the music the whole time.
But here's the parslay.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Go ahead, Okay, So do y'all know DK cast Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we all know.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
He looks like a really nice guy. He also has
a nose ring, so love that, right, He's going to
score one time or one time and then Mark Andrews
someone saying no, wait no, who said no? Oh he
played yesterday?

Speaker 6 (13:43):
Okay, so you did not give that leg.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Next week, like the next game, Mark Andrews. Do we
know Mark Andrews?

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Okay, actually don't.

Speaker 11 (13:54):
I know.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
I'm not going to catch the ball and go into
the end zone and go into the end okay. And
I have a new ginger king.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
His name is Carson Wentz and he's not going to
get the sack this week.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Okay, he's not going to get the sack. All right,
Well that's good.

Speaker 6 (14:11):
We've gotten one of those legs wrong.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
No, okay, so yeah, maybe don't bet on that one.

Speaker 6 (14:16):
Okay, you are going to be great.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
At least you picked the winner of the game that
already took place.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Well, you know, before I have to admit, before the show,
I was talking, you know, shop over here with the
guys sports.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Yeah, and they told me you were talking shocked with
the guys.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
We were just over here.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
That was convincing, shooting.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
The shop yeah about the guys.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
All right, all right, speaking of gambling. Our governor, have
you heard about this?

Speaker 4 (14:41):
JB.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Pritzker h in his latest tax filing reveals an unusual windfall.
But this guy's already a billionaire. He won one point
four million dollars playing blackjack. Whoa so our governor is
a blackjack player? Apparently, the billionaire says he will donate
the money to charity. A quote from him, I wont
to vacation with my wife and some friends. I was
incredibly lucky. You have to be to end up ahead.

(15:02):
Frankly going to a casino anywhere. I was in Las
Vegas and I like to play cards. How much are
you betting?

Speaker 11 (15:08):
Man?

Speaker 1 (15:09):
This is his personal business. He's not doug he's betting
with you know, Illinois money, right, well right, We couldn't
get a credit line of any casino in Las Vegas.
But you gotta be betting a lot. If your winning
one point four million dollars, you.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
Got a being to whim big, you know, thank you,
says our degenerate candler.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Almost she was manic. She put two hands on the
table and said, no, friend, he got a bet big
to win, big.

Speaker 6 (15:37):
Man, A little like I gotta stop.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
I got a number I'd like you to call, Okay,
in the parking lot of Avocado Theory and make a
phone call.

Speaker 6 (15:47):
They're there to help you head keeping.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
They're nice people on the other end. Have you heard
of jelly Have you guys heard of Jelly cat plush toys?

Speaker 11 (15:56):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (15:57):
And then have you heard of in your head?

Speaker 11 (15:59):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Well a pair. Currently some of them are worth as
much as thirteen thousand dollars. Demand has skyrocketed for rare
or retired jelly CAATs, thirteen gees on eBay for one
of them. The crazes fueled by a term called kiddulting,
which is adults buying things often marketed towards kids and
social media trends. One set, at example, is the Bashful

(16:20):
BlackBerry Bunny, a limited edition given to Jellycats staff in
twenty nineteen, and it's now fetching huge prices. Are any
of you collectibles? Of you guys are all adults and
we have one kid? I think, do any of you
collect things that are intended for children?

Speaker 11 (16:36):
No?

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Everyone was quiet all of a sudden, nobody has a labobo.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
Who's got labou here?

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Yeah? None of you have like beanie babies or something.
I don't know if I believe you. You know he
sold Oh, she sold them. She was gambling with JB.
Brisker Man.

Speaker 6 (16:47):
She was out there.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah, that's how she funds her gambling. She she sold
a little. Did you make a lot of money on him?
He didn't mean, because everyone thought they were going to
make money on beanie babies in what the nineties, Like
even my parents. Yeah, my parents were like buying I'm
left and right for my sister. Oh, these are an investment.
I got a whole box.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
They had nothing to do with.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
Yeah, you didn't make any money.

Speaker 5 (17:09):
I didn't make any money, but I did remember the
story have an expensive one that my sister ruins.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yeah supposedly. Yeah, yeah, that's wild. He's like, I don't
blame I think you could know. I think well, because
there were like eighty seven different versions that are worth money,
but you could I think you could still sell it.

Speaker 6 (17:24):
No, the tag needs to be intact, and she ripped
it in half.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
But people still wouldn't buy it, even though well for
some amount of money. Yes, oh I'd sell for something.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Yeah, you know, I can gamble it exactly.

Speaker 6 (17:38):
I like the way you think.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Pickleball has been blamed for massive increases in eye injuries
as more people are taking up the sport. I didn't
realize this is a dangerous sport. I thought pickleball you
didn't really even have to move. No, I think it's
like tennis, right, but it's the.

Speaker 6 (17:53):
Court is easier.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
The court is just big. We're not running around the
court like Andrea Augusty over here.

Speaker 6 (17:58):
We're like overhand.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
Oh yeah, there's a lot of stuff going on with pickleball.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Well, I realized there was a moment where you were
going to go professional, But then, you know, how's that going?

Speaker 5 (18:08):
I go too hard for pickleball, Like you're not supposed
to hit it hard.

Speaker 6 (18:12):
It was like I didn't know all that.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
She goes too hard for pickleball. Aggressive, but people are
being injured all the time. About seventy percent of the
injured players were fifty or older. Apparently injuries came from
being hit by the ball, struck by the paddle, or
by falling. I thought it was like ping pong, but
just a little bigger.

Speaker 6 (18:31):
It's really easy.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
But I think people are drinking when they're doing it,
and it's like a little bit older of a crowd.
You know, I'm including myself in that, So I think
our bones are weak, you know.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yeah, this is actually brilliant from grub Hub. Today, they're
offering a limited time promotion called the Snooze Insurance for
college students who fall asleep before their late night food
orders arrive.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
You know how many times I've done this.

Speaker 6 (18:51):
I still need that.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
You know I've done this.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
I order something, it's this great idea, and then I
next thing I know, I'm waking up and I'm like,
you know, sleep in my eyes. Where's my Taco Bell?
It's at the door. It's not good. You can't eat
taco Bell. You can't eat taco Bell fifteen minutes after
you ordered it. You can't order it the next morning.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, it doesn't mean if
it's Tataco, we'll just disintegrate.

Speaker 6 (19:16):
Girl. I'm gonna eat Tacobo no matter when. I didn't
even really warmed to talk about. Oh no, well, yeah,
we had a comment number.

Speaker 11 (19:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Honestly, if a student snoozes through their delivery, then they
get a fifteen dollars credit towards a replacement meal. There
are conditions. You got to be a grub Hub plus
student member and a bunch of other stuff. But that's
that's smart. We can all relate to them. There's an
eighty year old grandmother named Natalie and she's from New Jersey.
She became the oldest woman ever to complete the iron

(19:46):
Man World Championship in Kona, eighty years old. What does
this consist of your asking yourself? Kiki? Can I know
you're you're thinking about him?

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (19:54):
So she finished the full iron Man two point four
mile swim, one hundred and twelve mile bike ride. Where
do they come up with that?

Speaker 3 (20:01):
Right?

Speaker 1 (20:02):
One hundred and twelve one on one hundred and eleven
or ten or thirteen, and a twenty six point two
mile run. So it's a two point four miles swim.
I got a ride from here to Aperville four times,
or you know, Naperville back home four times, and then
I have to run a marathon. And she's howled eighty wow.
And she did this in sixteen hours, forty five minutes
and twenty six seconds, safely under the seventeen hour cutoff.

Speaker 6 (20:24):
I couldn't do that in thirty years. My whole life
is nut.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
You started now, man, by the time it's over.

Speaker 11 (20:34):
Me.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
During the race, she faced adversity. She swallowed salt water,
was hid in the head while swimming dell with strong currents.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
What just happened?

Speaker 1 (20:43):
No high budget operation here even stumbled just before the
finish line and then got up and completed the race.
But yeah, that I can't get over that. Now you
gotta do all that and then run a marathon at
the end. Yeah, it's gonna happened. Shout out to her
and volunteer. They flooded in to help a Maryland police
department because they were given the opportunity in Ocean City

(21:06):
to smoke in front of the cops. And apparently they
just couldn't get enough people to do this. This is
in Ocean City, Maryland. They didn't expect the overwhelming response.
I don't know why to a call for volunteers to
smoke weed in front of them. Now, why wouldn't you
expect an overwhelming response for that? Right now? That's that's
the story I got to I had permission to smoke
weed in front of cops. I don't even well, I

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guess depends where you are if that's even a big
deal anymore. But the request for adults to take part
in the smoking session of the upcoming Maryland Highways Safety
Offices DUY conference went out on social media Tuesday, but
registration closed within hours when people came out of the
woodwork to volunteer. The program gives student officers a chance
to observe real time cannabis impairment so that they can

(21:48):
easily recognize it when they hit the streets on their own.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
Oh public service they're doing.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
You know, they're consuming.

Speaker 6 (21:56):
Conference is the last place I want to know they're consuming.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
And then and then they and the people watch them.

Speaker 6 (22:03):
What a bummer.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
And then and then you know, but but they're allowed
to do it though they have permission.

Speaker 6 (22:08):
But then it's gonna help them bus people, right, this
is this is a silly They should be people.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
If you are getting higher driving and you should be
getting busted. Yeah, I'm not covering for these people, That's
what Jason. You're the rule follower. Why would be at
the d U I cover it. You were one of
those DARE kids, weren't you.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
I won the Dare award out of all the kids.
Of course you did. Of course you did.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
When I got message, I think get my grandma was
crying in the audience.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Of course, of course you did. You probably signed that
celibacy thing too, didn't I.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Didn't do that.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Limits Okay, okay, there's a child there. We'll explain that later.
It's National Positive Day, It's Black Poetry Day, It's National
Mimography Day, to get your mammograms. National Edge Day celebrates
a conscious choice in a vibrant youth movement, the commitment
to living free from alcohol, tobacco, and recreational drugs, which
is something that Canlin apparently would never do. She's so

(23:09):
insulted by a conference to get people's drunk drivers off
the road.

Speaker 6 (23:14):
I'm kidding. I would never drive all in.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Pair, of course, or left because you celebrate National Edge Day,
so I do. Yeah, that's a different thing, all right.
The Entertaber reportees next. Now we're living in Aperville. It's
avocado Theory. They were about eight seconds late on the
last one. Yes, I said, avocado Theory. Then about eight
seconds later, in the middle of the song, they just
started clapping land. I'm like, what happened? What happened?

Speaker 3 (23:39):
They're starting to get their food, that's why they're clopped.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yeah, well it does look good. Actually, I'm gonna be
here until about nine o'clock this morning. It's the third
stop on the Thank You thirteen tour. Next week it's
West Town.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
Yeah, two weeks, yes, or two weeks you're.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Right, yes, sorry, I was trying to get them all
over with, but no, we're taking a week break and
then it's West Town. This is the kind of stuff
like texture. My friend Zach Okay. Zach is a middle
aged man. He is a Navy veteran by the way
of the F eighteen, I believe. I'm sure he'll tell
me the stats here as he's listening, he has like

(24:11):
one hundred and fifty carrier landing. So, oh yeah, this
guy's legit. He is a legit person. So he texted me, dude,
pickleball rocks. That was the first thing, okay, And then
it was I burned twenty five hundred calories yesterday, twenty
five hundred calories playing pickleball. Twenty five hundred. That's like,
that's how many calories supposed to eat to day. It's

(24:32):
a whole day.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
I think that's just for breakfast.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yeah, avocado theory, give you that right now, three hours,
twenty five hundred calories. I've been playing for six years.
Of note, my neighbor just started. He's fifty five and
tore his achilles tend in surgery today. Sometimes we drank,
but we were not. Poor guy retired from the game
before he hit his prime. Wow, look at that. Unbelievable
people a getting injured playing pickleball.

Speaker 6 (24:55):
Go be careful, take it easy.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
You gotta stretch, Klin, I worry about you. You need
to stretch before? Do you need to stretch? That's just
that period.

Speaker 5 (25:03):
No, I do need to stretch because remember I did
dislocate three ribs putting leather pants on.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Right, So I don't know if I need you out here?
And what are they called the kitchen?

Speaker 6 (25:12):
You got to stay out of kitchen.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Okay, I I don't whatever is stay out of there?
Came stretch report. He's on The Fresh Show.

Speaker 5 (25:19):
In his upcoming memoir You Thought You Knew, Kevin Fetterline
accuses ex wife Britney Spears of many things, but most recently,
of doing drugs while she was breastfeeding their sons, Sean
Preston and Jaden James.

Speaker 6 (25:31):
He writes about a confrontation.

Speaker 5 (25:32):
At a party where he says he saw her allegedly
snorting cocaine off the table while still nursing the children.
He claimed he told her not to go home and
breastfeed after using the drugs, but she got upset through
a drink at his face. Looking back, he called the
altercation the beginning of the end in their relationship As
a couple. They went on to separate, finalizing their divorce
in two thousand and seven.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Why is he doing this? Doesn't he get shelt support
from her?

Speaker 6 (25:55):
So it's over and there just ending.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Oh, so that's why he's doing this because he needs
my Both the boys.

Speaker 6 (26:01):
Just turned eighteen, and now he's coming out with a
memoir good time, and no one asks for We did
not ask for it.

Speaker 5 (26:08):
Two thousand and seven the year that she shaved her head,
I think, so okay, so that's the year they finalized
their divorce. She has strongly pushed back, calling the allegations hurtful, exhausting,
and pointed out the fact, like we just said that
he's coming out with this at a very interesting time.

Speaker 6 (26:23):
She's not paying him anymore, all right.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
Moving on to the angel that is Jelly Roll, because
he plans to build a one hundred acre rehab on
part of his Tennessee property. He envisions a free center
offering addiction, recovery and mental health services, especially aimed at
people who have struggled and lack resources. The model will
include traditional elements like a twenty eight day twelve step program,
plus intensive therapy and mental health program programming, guest speakers,

(26:48):
and immersive weekends where visitors engage directly and get in
the trenches with clients. That's part of his plans. Jelly's
motivation comes from his own past struggles with his mental
health and a desire to give back tools and support
that he wishes that he had had. So he is
just He's putting his money where his mouth is. He
does a lot of good for honestly, all over, not

(27:10):
just his community. And what do you guys do when
you can't sleep?

Speaker 6 (27:14):
Do you scroll? Do you count cheap or avocados?

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Taco bell? And then I forget about it? Okay, fair,
I sleep, I forget about it.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
Well.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
Some social media users are convinced that.

Speaker 6 (27:25):
Pope Leo rushes up on his languages.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
Okay because and Jason explain this to me, because you're
unduo lingo and correct me if I'm wrong. But du
a Lingo users noticed him at three am Rome time
getting thirty thousand points catching up on his Italian.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
Oh wow, going on?

Speaker 5 (27:46):
He was really going hard and the reason that they
think that they know it's him is because it's registered
under his government name as well as has the handle
that was known as his social media handle before he
became pope, and he was very inactive for a little while.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
His screen name is not the Pope, so like no
one will know it was him.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
No, And people are just like, can you comment on people?

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Yeah, so you can see like rankings of like where
you are like in points, like with people around you,
but also if your friends you can like chat back
and forth and like bully each other to do more
people each do a link he like, don't let me down,
like do your lesson?

Speaker 5 (28:23):
Like wow, okay, well he I mean, he knows a
ton of languages, but it looks like he wanted to
just brush up on his Italian. But people were literally
commenting like top Leo, go to bed. So I truly
think that he uses do.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
Ling was his stream.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Great boy, it could have been so much worse when
you tease that, of all the apps that he could
be using, it could be so much go you go,
you go, Pope, hit on that duel, you would get
all the points you ride exactly. It's fine, That's what.

Speaker 5 (28:47):
I wanted, and I take that if you want to
catch him on anything you missed from the show, type
of freend jowiner Man on the Free iHeart Radio.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
I was pretty sure it was he grinder, but you
never know. I hoping, Yeah, you never know. With Pope,
that's definitely his side. Who wouldn't look up the older
Catholic rich? Yeah, no, exactly. Who wouldn't took up with
the pope. They got the chance the pope, they got
the chance.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
You should never get the chance, right someone came around,
you would have to take that shit.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
If it somehow comes around, you gotta shoot your shot
with the Pope. Okay, boy, that is that is rich,
that's you. That's your whole past. That's just save But
you know what, that's just savehole past. You know what,
Next time I'm dating someone and they're like, let's do
the celebrity game, We're like, who would it be? She
can have the Pope? Okay, I get whoever I want,

(29:41):
but you get the sure if the pope, if the
Pope is down, by all means, and you go right
at it. So we're living at Avocado Theory. We're in Aprilville.
We got a place full of people. There's even a
is that a are you ordering food? Or is this
standing room only? Is that what this is? We got
a standing room only in Avocado Theory in Aperville showing.

(30:03):
I wish I could tell you what it were near,
but I it's dark. I can't. I really wasn't able
to tell. Oh, No, there's some somehow. Now there's a
smoothie king over there. There's some other place.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
Right by North Central College down the street.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Yeah, wo yeah, there's something which one the North Central
College is that we got the woo oh, we got
a wool over there. We got a move for North
Central College. Okay, all right, so we're gonna be here
until nine and uh, you come by, eat some food,
learn about avocados.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
And what does it say up front?

Speaker 1 (30:29):
It's the only number one or first ever avocado based
restaurant in the world or something.

Speaker 6 (30:34):
They play all the hits, not some of them.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Yeah, so they got avocado toast, Yes, they got I'm
sure they gotta have guacamole. How could you not?

Speaker 11 (30:42):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (30:42):
And then I think they have everything else, they just
put avocado on top of it.

Speaker 6 (30:45):
Yeah, devil eggs.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
Yeah, is there one eating? Is the food good?

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Okay? Okay, we would be really bad right now if
you were like, nah, it's just not good. I'm gonna
go home and make a Yelp review about it. So
Son needs to explain this to me. Tyra Banks is
launch a product called hot ice cream. Now, yeah, yeah,
I let that sink in for a minute. Hot ice
cream isn't no hot ice cream? Like, wouldn't that be

(31:15):
hot chocolate? Wouldn't that be like a latte milk?

Speaker 3 (31:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yeah, So she's smiles and dream I guess this is
an ice cream company that has this shop in Australia.
She goes into this deep story about you know, her
mom hardworking years. Every Friday, after homework and dinner, we'd
go to Hogandas and while licking our chocolate and coffee

(31:41):
ice creams in her white Honda a cord in her
Craiy Craig good Way styles, she'd school me on her
laser focused one more. I don't know if she can't
even a sweet story, I don't care. But what is
why why are we doing? Why are we melting ice
cream is selling it? I don't understand. She announced we
she calls the first hot ice cream experience, not a

(32:02):
lot tape. Not hot chocolate, but your favorite scoops transformed
into liquid hot ice cream, sippable ice cream. It's called
hot Mama, and it's melted ice cream. Would you go?

Speaker 4 (32:15):
Would you eat this?

Speaker 11 (32:16):
No?

Speaker 9 (32:17):
Just like Kevin Federline, we didn't ask for this time,
we did not.

Speaker 6 (32:20):
We did not ask for this melt.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
It's really melted ice cream and we're gonna sell that.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
It's just like, isn't that just like coffee? People doing
stuff like but.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
You definitely drink you know, coffee? Yeah, pickball girl?

Speaker 3 (32:37):
What is going on?

Speaker 1 (32:38):
But you know what, just put this into archives because
I feel like a year from now, it will play
this back and it will be like it'll be like,
you know, Brian gumble on the taste you asking about
what the world Wide Web is? You know, it'll be
everyone will be like in lines around the building to
get melted ice cream hot ice cream.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
You still seem puzzled to what it is?

Speaker 13 (32:57):
Then?

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Is it like a water? What does it turned into it?

Speaker 1 (33:02):
I don't think it's I don't think it's turned into water. Milk, dude,
go try and find the pope.

Speaker 14 (33:08):
Man.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
I don't know. I don't know we're live this morning
Avocado Theory in Naperville. How about this one? Do you
guys want to do? How about a special morality Monday
on a Friday? You guys want to do a morality
Monday and on a Friday? Yeah? I think so too,
And I think the people here will have something to
say about this. But a pregnant woman who's about thirty
four weeks long doesn't want her mother in law in

(33:30):
the delivery room or even the waiting room when she
goes into labor. She and her husband had previously agreed
on that plan. Just him and her twin sister would
be present, I guess is what they had agreed on,
and the mother was fine with it at first. Now,
as the due date gets closer, the husband's upset, saying
that it's unfair that his mom cannot be there to

(33:52):
support him emotionally support him him. Okay, not the lady,
not the lady with the kid. No no, no, no no,
not the woman extracting a human being from her body. No,
not her him. The soon to be mom says she
wants a calm, private birth experience and that labor is unpredictable.
She doesn't want extra people in the room. She's open

(34:14):
to her husband texting his mom during labor, but insists
that her focus should be his focus rather should be
on her and the baby, not worrying about where his
mom is. Would any of you go for this your
mother in law in the room when you give birth?
Any of you? Yes? Wait, come here, come here, come here,

(34:36):
put your avocado down, Come here. I got to talk
to you about this, your divorce, because is that why
you're divorce? Well, game right in there. People got to
hear you. Yes, did you run the marathon?

Speaker 4 (34:45):
I did?

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Congratulations. Where's your medal? Yeah? Right of applause. Yeah, I don't. No,
you can still wear the medal. You can wear a
medal at least one week in my opinion, you can.
You can wear the medal if you did that. All right,
So what happened? What's your name? First of all a Bridget?
And so what had happened was what had happened?

Speaker 11 (35:02):
Was it?

Speaker 6 (35:04):
Things were better at that time?

Speaker 5 (35:07):
And my ex husband asked if she could be in
the room, and I thought it was in the beginning,
very beginning stages. And he's like, when you checked in, yeah,
like she could be like this said yeah, sure, no problem.

Speaker 6 (35:22):
And then she just kind of never left.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
So it was Yeah, so did you like suggest like, hey,
you know, like maybe we should you know, just we
can reconvene later.

Speaker 6 (35:32):
Yeah, we can check, you know, like after she's here.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Right, And so she never left. No, so baby came out.
She never left, that's correct?

Speaker 6 (35:40):
Who stand? No where she should?

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Wow?

Speaker 6 (35:47):
Was it just the three of you?

Speaker 5 (35:49):
There was my former father in law as well?

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Wait wait, excuse me?

Speaker 6 (35:56):
You heard me?

Speaker 1 (35:59):
The father?

Speaker 6 (36:00):
Can I say I'm divorced?

Speaker 1 (36:03):
On Earth? Is going on?

Speaker 6 (36:06):
Not what I wanted? What sort of like twenty five hours?

Speaker 4 (36:10):
So it was I mean, the mother.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
In law, the father in law. What get out of here?

Speaker 6 (36:15):
Girlfriend?

Speaker 4 (36:17):
Wait?

Speaker 6 (36:17):
Who gir, I'm not kidding.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
I'm not kidding.

Speaker 6 (36:19):
I'm I'm not making this.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Who's girlfriend?

Speaker 6 (36:22):
The father in laws? So they won't even make it?

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Hold on, no, oh, I thought.

Speaker 6 (36:25):
You might as a couple. They have a girlfriend? Okay, God,
who party is? Okay, you're an angel?

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Okay? So it's you, your ex agree, you, your ex husband,
your mother in law, your father in law, and your
father in law's girlfriend. That's correct.

Speaker 6 (36:45):
Yeah, I got to hear about how tired they were.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Okay, all right, that's enough. That's enough story.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
I'm not making this up.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
That's Enoughty the receipts because I have text about it.
All right, Well, I'm I'm sorry that happened to you.
That's very traumatic. Well I think it's weird that you're
dating the father in law now, but whatever, it's that's
what's there. Yeah, absolutely not okay, all right, well thank
you for coming. Well, thank you for sharing that story.
A round of applause for that trauma. Let's clap for
the trauma. It just really is Ricky Lake. Yeah, would

(37:15):
any of you have gone for that? Have any of
you been in that situation before? Where they were supposed
to be like people trying to lobby their way into
who is trying to get in that room? By the way, Yeah,
Like I know, it's a very special moment, but like it,
you know, it's also like a very private moment.

Speaker 6 (37:27):
Right, Why do you want to see that?

Speaker 1 (37:28):
You're extremely exposed? You know, I don't Yeah, but not
a pain.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
I don't want anyone around.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Me like if I'm like you know what I mean,
it's I can even imagining in that amount of pain
and having like a group of people around looking at you,
like no, no, thank you.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
No, No, everyone's not in their head. No in avocado
theory this morning, they're not going for this.

Speaker 6 (37:45):
Yeah what I'm stuck on the father in law like
that's okay.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
I looked at you.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
I thought you were about to try and justify this
to me. I thought you were about to try and
explain to me why, like go and this is the
good Spirits and you know, like whatever, you know whatever.
Candon would say like oh oh, but you know it survives.
And I was waiting for Jason and to be like
but they cared, you know, like because that's Jason, I mean,
but but you cannot invite them.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
I would never say no if I was saying that,
could never be say no. I could never say no
to Mike's parents for anything, let alone like whatever they
want to do.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
You can absolutely say, if a baby's coming out of you, Jason,
you don't have to be there for that, let me get.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
In by phone.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
But like, no, I don't.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
I could never be like you have to get out,
Like I would never say I would not want them there,
but I couldn't be like get out.

Speaker 5 (38:29):
I will say I love my boyfriend's mom, so if
it were her, then I would absolutely be down for that.

Speaker 6 (38:35):
I don't know, but dads need to get get on.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Let me ask you this I have for the people
who've had babies before I I've had friends tell me
that they wish that it was back like the olden days,
where like the lady goes and has the baby and
the dudes out in the in the smoking a cigar somewhere,
like he was useless and didn't need to be there.
Do any of you feel that way, I don't know
if you're willing to say that you want to be
I don't know, like the old like the olden days

(39:00):
where it's like, you know, the doctor comes out, it's
a boy, and they were okay, it's like a bachelor
party in the you know, in the waiting room and
then whatever, because I guess, you know, a lot of
times the guys are useless.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
My mom always says my dad just wanted to watch
TV and she was like very high risk so she
needed like no lights, no sound, no stimulation like whatever,
and he kept.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Like trying to turn the TV. I'd like, love, I'm like, dad,
that is so my dad?

Speaker 6 (39:22):
Yeah, okay, would you come and if I was having
a baby and I wanted to do.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
You wanted me to.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Like I wouldn't force myself in because well that's scary,
but like you wanted me to. If I could bring
you comfort, I would, but like I wouldn't be like, well, no,
I gotta.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
Be in there.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
I mean your birth will be on the air. That's
how we do. That's the week, the whole thing. Come on,
you take one for the team. Kaal, it'll be just
like this. We're gonna invite people. We're gonna do it here,
and I'm a Cuto Theory and napri it with all
these these fine.

Speaker 6 (39:53):
People, little baby avocado.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Anything for publicity at this point do we need it? Guys?
Thank you for coming u. I'm not kicking you out.
You can hang out all morning if you want. Eat
some food though, if you would and support these guys
here at Avocado Theory and learn about avocados. We have
lots of information. In fact, maybe once an hour I'll
tell you about the fort Day avocado, which is from Mexico. Also,
now that one's nutty too, Why are they all nutty?

Speaker 6 (40:17):
Oh it's buttery.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
It's buttery as well. I'm gonna be here all morning.
It's the Fred Show. We are in Naperville on the
Puny Yeah, they talk better than they tell me. These
are the radio blogs on the Fread Show. There's a
lady with a dog. It was a lady with a
dog in Naperville. It's a Napervillian dog. How you doing here?
We are Avocado Theory. We are live this morning stop

(40:40):
number three and the Thank You thirteen two or next
study in two weeks it's West Town but this morning
until nine Avocado Theory. And Jason has a blog. Yes,
I do a blog live from Naperville. Yes, take it away,
thank you, dear blog. So if you remember a couple.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Of weeks ago, I admitted right here on this very
radio show that I had a little accident in the
bad that I could not control. And then it was
a very humbling scenario that happened to me.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Okay, you know, it's.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
One thing to tell that story among friends. Yeah, but
but now you have an audience of seventy.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
People as they come for you. Yet in life, it
will come for you once.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
So I'm sorry. But then I got you know what
karma is. I have to believe in it and it's real,
because last night I got got so I know we'll
see Mondays and Thursdays. I washed the bed, okay, like
all the betting, the blankets, everything, and get everything else.
I'm like, oh, I gotta go to bed early early
because I get up early, right, So lay down. Mike

(41:39):
gets into bed, the dogs come in. I'm like, oh no,
what is that?

Speaker 3 (41:43):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Sweet sweet Chloe the corgy just pooped all over the bed.
I'm talking the blankets, the pillows, the sheets.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Every sweet dog.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
I love her, I.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Love her to death. But she's so furry. And if
anyone has Corgi's furry dogs when they go outside sometimes
the third you know it's clean. Yeah, huttle berries are
a real thing.

Speaker 6 (42:07):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Oh well, here I am. We're in a restaurant right now.
I'm sorry, sorry, and we don't need any further.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
At nine pm, I am stripping the bed again.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
I can't believe he's telling the story and I'm here
for it.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
That was my night.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
So I got humbled. I got got I got humbled.
Karmens a thing and it came back to me. Just
Chloe the dog just kind of sit there and look
at you like she like I was like, Mike, get
her in the bathroom, get her in the top, get
her in this time.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
So he's trying to wash her off, and I'm oh
it was did.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
You make her mad? Did you do something to her?

Speaker 3 (42:38):
No, she has a beautiful life.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
What did you say to her?

Speaker 3 (42:41):
She's a beautiful life.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
She gets Bonioni's she went outside, she.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Gets what Maybe maybe the Bonionies are part.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
Of the problem. We might even look at a different diet.
I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
What is it, BONIONI, it's just their little treats.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
They get anything to come in. If they do the
point the outside, they come inside. They get to little
BONIONI before.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
We go to bed, you know, like whatever, I'm having
the last laugh because we're going to the uh dog
groomer and we're gonna shave that whole area so there
will be no dingle berry pose for a little bit.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
However, you know, it's what we gotta do. Things clean
and tight. Uh huh.

Speaker 6 (43:16):
She got a big she got a big glass. The
cord you just set up.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Yeah, those lunch ever ever pulled this stuff.

Speaker 9 (43:23):
On you all the time. But his dad is in
charge of that. So I don't do the poo poop
peepee as we call there in my house, I'm the
he could about No, Luck's come in the house and
I will FaceTime Timothy like he got something going on.

Speaker 6 (43:37):
So can you come home handed this?

Speaker 1 (43:39):
You'll FaceTime to point it out. Yes, I can't go
in there, and I already know that you're a siko
who handles all this in your house.

Speaker 6 (43:48):
I mean we both do.

Speaker 5 (43:49):
But yeah, when you love something that much, well, don't
you take it to another level?

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Though?

Speaker 4 (43:55):
Don't you? Don't you? I don't want to these people.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Eating like, don't apologize. Don't you have something for your
dog that humans do that dogs don't do?

Speaker 9 (44:04):
But yeah, yeah, baby, wait, yeah that is that common?

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Yeah you do you have? I own all kinds of animals.
I've never done that. Yeah, I do that part, but
I didn't know I had to do it.

Speaker 9 (44:16):
Yeah, or my dog will come in the house and
drag his butt around the.

Speaker 6 (44:20):
Animals, So you have like we never have those issue.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Are you sure you're giving them a good life because
we've never we have never had this problem in our
house growing up. We never our dogs have never come
in and just said you know what and just drug
it all over them. That's something I'd be more likely
to do than them.

Speaker 9 (44:38):
Your mom didn't allow you to, you know, spread your
clappers on the floor and work them mouth.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
No clappers on the floor. That was the room in
my house. Spread We had one of those. We have
one of those signs in this house. We don't spread
the clappers on the floor.

Speaker 9 (44:51):
Well, we need to get these dogs and dude wipes, okay,
and they need to learn how to wipe their butts.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
I did not know that was part of them. I
didn't know you had to do that. Yeah, I've never
won time done that, really, I mean to a dog,
I've done it to Okay, I gotta go. This whole
thing is just ridiculous. Okay, we're in Aperville Avocado theory.
See yeah, now now you can go. No one wants
to clap anymore because they're like that was a disgusting
series of stories.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Clappers.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
I learned this. I learned something though I didn't. I
guess I've been a bad dog owner my whole life.

Speaker 6 (45:20):
You just had it easy outside or.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Maybe we properly body trained them.

Speaker 9 (45:24):
I know I didn't do that. I'm oh sorry, just
now by myself, Jason.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
No bugles to go outside.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
I don't know I'm puzzled every day. Okay, waiting by
the phone. We'll do it next. More thread show. Next,
This is the Fred Show. It's the Fred Show.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
We three five Kiss FM, Chicago's ever wanted to music station? Amy,
where the ridings here? One one hundred truck Creck one
one hundred truck creck dot com. Good morning, Amy.

Speaker 11 (45:56):
Yeah, you guys know what time of the month, the week,
the day. You know what we're doing today, right.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Bryd, Yes, I know. We're giving away some rent money
we got Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin, good morning.

Speaker 6 (46:07):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
How are you.

Speaker 9 (46:08):
I'm good?

Speaker 14 (46:09):
How are you?

Speaker 11 (46:09):
I'm great, I'm excited.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Well Amy, whether it is here, which is even better?
I mean talking to me, that's one thing. Talk when
Amy's here, When she's talking, that means really good things
for you.

Speaker 11 (46:19):
Caitlin, Hey, Hey, hey, Caitlyn, how are you doing? My friend? Oh,
it's so crazy to hear you talking like person.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
This is great.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
You're a very famous person. Amy with her right, You
understand that like people, they hear your voice, they know
what's going on.

Speaker 11 (46:32):
Well, they probably always going on.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
It's one of two things. They either got hit by
a truck or they're getting money. It's one of the other, Amy.

Speaker 11 (46:39):
Well, and they're almost synonymous. I mean, but Caitlin did
not have to get hit by a truck to win
some free rent money. Because Caitlin, we hear you could
really use a free month of rent. Yes, ma'am.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Can I read the story Caitlin that you sent us?
Would you mind you could read it? It says Hi,
I mean, Fred, I could use a month off rent
because I am twenty four years old and a mom
of three. My husband works very, very very hard to
make ends meet, and we're paycheck to paycheck right now.
My youngest is getting a helmet for a flat spot
on her head, and that costs two thousand, two hundred dollars.

(47:13):
We have to make payments on it. But if we
didn't have to pay rent, we could pay it off
a little more than half of her helmet instead. I
would really appreciate this more than anything. Yeah, you guys
are busy. What does your husband do?

Speaker 11 (47:26):
Oh, he's an auto body technician.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Okay, so he's working hard. You got three kids. You
need this helmet? Amy, What should we do?

Speaker 11 (47:32):
Well, we got to take care of the rent, but
that's only thirteen hundred dollars, right, Caitlin, Yes, ma'am. So
if we you know, put three thousand dollars with your
payoff two months of rent or one month of rent
plus the.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Helmet, right, thirty five hundred would do it.

Speaker 11 (47:50):
Gosh, well, then we have to do thirty five hundred
dollars Friday. And look at you being the math major there.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
I just spent five hundred more dollars of your money.
But you know, just just to be precise, if you don't,
how about thirty five hundred bucks of Amy's money. I'm
really good at giving away your money. But yes, Kaitlyn,
you are getting a check from Amy Witherr, right, and
one hundred truck wreck to cover the helmet and a
month of rent.

Speaker 11 (48:10):
Look at that.

Speaker 6 (48:11):
I'm going to save your ears. But just know, I
am shaken, I am running, and I would scream.

Speaker 11 (48:16):
I am so excited. Oh I am so thankful.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Well, Amy, we're happy to help.

Speaker 11 (48:22):
This is what we do, Caitlin. And you sound like
a great family. You're a very young family, and everybody
needs just a little step up every now and again.
And so Fred and I I mean, Fred's got it covered.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Let's go.

Speaker 11 (48:33):
Let's do it.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Hold on now, Amy's got it covered. I can just
help spend the money. But Caitlin, I hope this helps out.
Thank you for listening and for telling us your story,
and good luck with everything.

Speaker 6 (48:42):
You are incredible, both of you.

Speaker 11 (48:43):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
I just need one Disney producer to be driving somewhere
in for one day and go that dude's voice. He
should be the voice of a turtle. Yeah, Fred's show
is on you guys, or live in Apri Avocado Theory.
Now y'all can make some noise full of people in
here at Avocado Theory. The sun's coming out. It's Friday.

(49:09):
It's to thank you thirteen to or stop number three.
Good morning, Jason Marney, iike Kihi, Caln morning. Pauline is
back in the studio running around like a crazy person.
Maybe one week I'll let her come. I'll stay back there.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
Oh I think that would work.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Yes, it would be fine.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Yeah, she's been waiting to host you know the Paulina Show.
No graphic was already.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
I know there's a graphic. There's everything waiting on the phone.
Why did somebody get ghosted? We'll do it in a
little bit. Show by Shelley has money in the showdown
five hundred Bucks and the Entertainer Report this hour Life
from Naperville, which is did you ever think you'd be here,
live in Naperville doing your entertainer report? Well, I dreamed
of this, Well I know, well, I know exist, but
this is now. The dreams are reality. Is this what

(49:51):
you thought it would be? Like?

Speaker 6 (49:52):
Yeah, it's a pen I mean literally since I was
a little girl.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
So it's living up to everything you ever Yeah, me too.

Speaker 6 (49:57):
I'm about to go hand on some avacade.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
You should? You should go ham on some avocado. What
are you working on? Oh?

Speaker 6 (50:03):
For the port? I'm like, where are we?

Speaker 3 (50:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (50:05):
No, for the port. Yeah, it's Kalyn's entertainer Report. I'm
dreaming now of what I would do if it were
my report. But well, I would talk about Uh, I'm
trying to think of all the things I don't want
to talk about. I would talk about Kim Kardashian's weird underwear,
Kevin federlife is terrible. We don't like him. I don't

(50:27):
want to talk about Real housewives. We are talking about
the Pope and Appy was on and it wasn't the
one I thought. Maybe he was on. I don't know
what other stories am I nauseated by. I don't want
to hear about Jennifer Aniston.

Speaker 6 (50:43):
Excuse us?

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Well, no, because apparently people are once again talking about
why she didn't have kids and has adopted any kids
and she's a better apparently a bad person for not
doing any of those things. It's like, no, you're not.
I don't want to hear about it. Next, what are
we really talking about that?

Speaker 5 (50:56):
You're really talking about how Snoop Dogg is proving that
you can grow and change and learn. Also, I will
tell you whose scrolls go fund me in their spare
time and just donates and donates.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
And you don't have to do a story about me
like that. Don't mean you don't have to do that,
though you don't. They say, we don't have to talk
about that.

Speaker 5 (51:14):
You went back to that cleaner and gave him money,
and we never heard the end of it.

Speaker 6 (51:17):
If you scroll go fund me, we.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Would hear of No, that was just that was more
to clear my conscience. Okay, he didn't even know he
did a nice thing.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
He didn't even.

Speaker 9 (51:25):
Know cheated that man out of twenty dollars. He didn't,
but he didn't know why you try to go back
and donate.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
It's one of those things. Wh Why did I tell
it myself? Why did I tell it myself? Because it's
like he didn't know, he didn't care, he didn't you
know what, you don't even you don't pay touches your tolls.
I don't want to hear about him from you.

Speaker 6 (51:43):
I don't you don't let that squirrel go fund me?
I'm being nosy.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Maybe maybe so who you donate to your tax and
toll fun? Oh? Can't we please?

Speaker 6 (51:51):
No? I know they got it in Apriville.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
No waiting by the phone? Why did somebody get ghosted?
New it? Next? We're live Avocado Theory in Aprilville. It's
the Fred Show. I've ever been left waiting by the phone.
It's the Fred Show. Elliott, good morning, welcome to the program.
How are you not so good? Fred? Not so good?
All right, it's a very honest answer. Hopefully we can

(52:15):
turn that frown upside down there, Elliott, what happened with
this woman, Gabriella? We got to know everything? How did
you meet? Tell us about any dates you've been on?
And then where things are now and how we can help.

Speaker 15 (52:24):
We went on the dating apps and you know, I
think everybody pretty much meets there these days. Us not
only hot, but you know, the conversation really flowed well,
Like there wasn't really lulls, it didn't really miss days.
Everything was going great. And after a couple of weeks
of chatting, I had to meet her in person. So
I asked her aut for drinks. She said yes, and

(52:46):
we had a blast. And when I met her, she
was classy, sexy, smart, like everything I wanted a woman,
and I really wanted to.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
See her again.

Speaker 15 (52:54):
But since our date, she's been mia Like, honestly, calling
you is my last shot following and miss a person's report.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Oh wow, well yeah, don't do that too busy anyway.
So yeah, so you thought everything went great except I mean,
you're sort of puzzled because you're reaching out, trying to
plan another date since that one went so well, but
you haven't heard from her. She hasn't responded to you,
and you want to know why. And that's where we
come in. We're gonna call her Elliott, We're gonna see
if we can get Gabriella on the phone. We're gonna

(53:23):
ask these questions on your behalf, and at some point
you're welcome to jump in, and you know, the hope
here is that she'd been busy or something's been going on.
We can straighten things out and then set you up
on another date to be paid for. All right, Elliott, Yes, sir,
all right, let's call Gabriella. You guys, you met on
the apps and you went on a date that you
thought went really well. She was everything you hope she
would be. I believe you described her as classy, sexy

(53:46):
and smart, not to be confused with crazy, sexy cool
if you know. You know, however, she has not reached
out to you since the date, and you want to
know what's going on.

Speaker 15 (53:55):
Yeah, I need to help to figure it out.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
All right, let's call her now. Good luck?

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Elliott.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Hello, hi's is Gabriella. Yes, I Gabriella.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
My name is Fred. I'm calling from the Fred's Show,
the morning radio show. The whole crew is here. I
have to tell you that we are on the radio
right now, and I would need your permission to continue
with the call. Can we chat for just a second,
would you mind?

Speaker 8 (54:24):
This is a surprise.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Okay, yes, what a great surprise. Indeed, we'll see if
you still feel the same way in a few minutes.
But we're calling on behalf of a dude named Elliott,
who I guess you met on one of the apps
and you guys went on a date. Do you remember him? Yeah, yeah, okay,
some hesitation. Well, he called us and had nice things
to say about you, and he felt like your date
went well. I'm guessing you feel differently, But he wants

(54:47):
to know why he can't get a hold of you.
So what's kind of your version of events?

Speaker 8 (54:50):
I mean, it did go really well, but I just
don't know if it's something that, like, you know, I
really want to talk about on the radio.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
But well I don't want to pressure you. But those
are you usually the best story, So I would you mind?
I mean, you know, we would love to know. He
asked us to tell you, or to tell for you
to tell us so we could tell him. So he
did ask for this, So for the people who get
in our comments and go that was so mean. He
asked for us to do this. We're trying to help,
So I mean, give it a shot. Can we talk

(55:19):
about it?

Speaker 8 (55:20):
I mean, I guess so if he if he's the
one that initiated this, then are reality did it.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
He certainly did. So where is this story? I have
a feeling it's going to be good.

Speaker 8 (55:29):
Yeah, well, well I will say yes, that did.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
The day did.

Speaker 8 (55:34):
Start off very well. We went out for drinks. The
conversation was flowing, as were the drinks. It was great.
There really wasn't a lull in the conversation plan you know,
starting to We're both starting to open up a little
bit more. And I had asked him, you know, hey,

(55:55):
like what are you what are you looking for in
a relationship? And you know, I just thought it'd be,
you know, the answer kind of line up with mine.
And he started to say that he was looking for
a serious, committed relationship, which great, But then he wants
his girlfriend to pick a bull of her choosing?

Speaker 1 (56:16):
What a what a bull like?

Speaker 8 (56:20):
B u l L? What is bull of her choosing?

Speaker 1 (56:23):
I assume he's not referring to like the large animal.

Speaker 8 (56:26):
Well, at first that was like, oh, is this something
that you want in the house?

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Like, well know what that means? I don't know this reference?
What was he referring to? Well?

Speaker 8 (56:34):
I did him either, so obviously I was like, yeah,
what do you what do you mean by that? And
he said that a bull is basically a well endowed
man that I would be able to hook up with
whenever I want, as long as he can.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Watch Oh wow, Yeah, Okay. There are a lot of things,
a lot of thoughts on the brain, you know, a
lot of things going on right now in my head,
and I don't think I can say most of them. Okay. See,
so you guys would be in a relationship. You were
okay with all that, like that was of interest to you,
at least as much as one can be after one date.

(57:11):
But then then there's this little twist here, which is
that we're in a relationship. But then we got this
other dude that's you know, pack and heat, and he
he hangs around a little bit or a lot. Let me,
I got to bring Elliott into this because I forgot
to mention that Elliott is here. I get I get
really caught up in the story. I'm always so forgetful. Elliott.
What what what? What can we can you indulge us

(57:34):
on this a little bit?

Speaker 11 (57:35):
Now?

Speaker 4 (57:35):
She couldn't, you know?

Speaker 1 (57:37):
I mean, but what what's the thinking here? Like this
is just something that you enjoy or I'm just trying
to understand.

Speaker 15 (57:43):
What woman would want to love, to just get to
sleep with another guy, no consequences, and I'm fully just
monogamous to her.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
I don't get what you. I think there are probably
plenty of them women who don't necessarily understand why that's necessary.
I'm sure there are some out there that I think
it's a great idea. There sites for this kind of thing.

Speaker 6 (58:01):
I've seen this movie before.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Yeah, as a matter of fact, so of vibe.

Speaker 6 (58:04):
There's a lot of like this.

Speaker 5 (58:07):
Apparently I just googled a lot, and there's a whole.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Okay, a whole. Now, Gabriella means, I assume you're not
one of these women, and he thinks are plentiful that
wanted to essentially date two men.

Speaker 11 (58:21):
I am certainly not one of those.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Women, not at all.

Speaker 8 (58:24):
The wind was knocked out of me when he mentioned
that I had never heard of such a thing. But like,
I can laugh about it now because I'm like, that
was absolutely ridiculous. But the face that I had to
put on money told me that in person. I was like,
I'm never talking to this guy again.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Yeah. I have a lot of questions and I can't
ask most of them. I mean, is this an insecurity
of yours? Is that or is this just a fantasy
kind of thing? And no, like don't get really detailed,
but I just I'm just trying to figure out sort
of what the motivation is here.

Speaker 11 (58:58):
I don't know all of you all are trying to think.

Speaker 16 (59:00):
No.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
One's no, no, no, there's no shame here. It's we're
trying to understand it. I just thought it, So, this
isn't something you do regularly like this is You're just
throwing this out there like now out of nowhere. The
conversation was falling.

Speaker 15 (59:14):
I thought this could be a fun idea.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
I said it, and she kind of just said no
and we moved on. So this isn't your thing, Like
I just want to be clear, This isn't what you
do always. You just came up with this on this
date with Gabriella for the first time.

Speaker 15 (59:31):
It shifts on the spot, right, drinks are flying, the
thoughts are flying, and I mean.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Because you just taught five people what this term is,
but you somehow just thought of it on Okay, all right,
it's all good man, it's all right. The bottom line
here is that Gabriella, this is not for you.

Speaker 11 (59:47):
No, it couldn't be farther from me, so.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
That she's not interested in that. So then I will ask,
I mean, what if he drops that impromptu thought of
his that just came to his mind. What if he
drops that con and maybe you go on another date
and just focus on the two of you? Would you
be interested in that?

Speaker 11 (01:00:04):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:00:04):
Because I feel like he's thought about that for a while.
You just don't come up with that. So I feel like, yeah, no,
who knows the other random things he.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Could come up with, right right, just to be random,
just you know, right off the top of the head.

Speaker 9 (01:00:17):
At least he at least he was honest and did
he said it right from the beginning.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
He did know he did.

Speaker 6 (01:00:23):
He just came out day people for years and find
out stuff like this.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Yeah, I mean I suppose you know, knowing up front
when people are into or what what sort of spur
of the moment thoughts they have, right, you know, things
they want to experiment with it they've never done, but
know everything about. Okay, look, it's not going to work out.
Elliott I thank you for your time, Gabriella, thanks for
yours as well. Good luck to both of you. Thank you,
Phil Avocado theory. Can you hear Jason Klin and the

(01:00:51):
chief of the Naperville Police Department, Chief Jason.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
I just got distracted that his name's Jason. Didn't even
ask his last name.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Hold on, Chief Jason was last name? We don't know yet.
Hold on a second, Oh boy, the chief. Look at
what the chief is holding. Look at now, Hold on now, Kaitlin,
the chief of the Neighborville Police Department. He could do
harmful things to you, I think, and your reputation. But
he does have a Michigan coffee cup.

Speaker 6 (01:01:20):
He certainly does.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
This is a Michigan State girl right here.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
We're gonna get along great.

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
Yeah, listen, I don't want no problems.

Speaker 6 (01:01:27):
You can have whatever munk you wants.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Okay, Now, did you go to Michigan?

Speaker 13 (01:01:31):
I did, And I have family up in the air,
and I've been a lifelong fan of the Wolverine.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Okay, I'm gonna let you have this one because you
got four stars on your collar. But what I normally,
I know what she wants to say is something that
has to do with Walmart Wolverine. But she would not.
But she's not gonna say that about you, not Chief,
because this man, I think could cause a lot of
problems for us.

Speaker 6 (01:01:49):
We need this man to serve and protect, so absolutely he's.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Cool with you serve and protect our secrets that could
be canceling canceling type offenses. You know now now that
we're friend chiefs, Like, if I wanted to get information
at anybody, I could reach out to you for professional purposes,
only one hundred percent journalistic because you have access to
things that most people don't, right I do, actually, yeah,

(01:02:12):
which is great. I love the Wolverines. Let me tell
you what a great what a great team. And a
good looking coffee bug too, looks sturdy. You know, coffee
just tasts so much better in this mug. Oh man Klin,
Oh boy, what's next? The Ohio state and walk in here?
What's going on?

Speaker 5 (01:02:28):
I actually would prefer that working on patients and growth.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
So that's good. So is it crazy in the streets
of Apralville? Is it crazy out here? It is not.

Speaker 13 (01:02:40):
We are actually blessed almost every year, revoted the safest
city in America for a town our size.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Okay, and that's because of you, right, that's you right there, So.

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
Yes, I do agree.

Speaker 13 (01:02:50):
We are blessed with great men and women that work
at the police department. But honestly, it can't be just them.
And it's this room right here and the rest of
our community. It's the community partnership we have that truly
keeps Naperville safe.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
If you don't have both, you won't be the safest city.

Speaker 13 (01:03:04):
So the fact that we have great residents that are
vigilant calling us, and we have great men and women
working at our police department, that's the secret to making.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Us this guy rather a plus. I gotta ask, are
you are you planning a run for senate or anything?
I'm just wondering that was that you Are you planning
a run for senate or state senate or oh no,
governor politics? I mean, like, okay, no, I was gonna say,
these are very good answers. Yeah, I know, it's is excellent.
Now can I have a badge? You know what?

Speaker 6 (01:03:35):
I have a sticker in my car.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
Mart I knew it would be something like that the kids.
But yeah, yeah, no, like like my little niece always
says to me, know, a real computer, Bubba, A real one,
and that's the little fake ones that we give. I mean,
a real badge, chief, like a real I wouldn't flash
it often.

Speaker 6 (01:03:50):
I'll tell you what if you can.

Speaker 4 (01:03:51):
If you can come to the physical.

Speaker 13 (01:03:53):
Tests that our cops have to do, I can connect
you with.

Speaker 4 (01:03:55):
The real No.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
I think what you're saying is that I'm out of shape.
But now let's hear. Now, what is the requirement to
be a police officer in the Is it the city
of Naperville? Because you know, some of these places get
with this village stuff. They do this weird village stuff,
but not here. This is a city.

Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
It is a city.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
Okay, Now what would I have to do? I mean
from a physical fitness standpoint.

Speaker 13 (01:04:15):
Sure, you have to run a mile and a half
in under thirteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
Did that yesterday?

Speaker 11 (01:04:19):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (01:04:20):
Basically bench press your body weight out in a minute?

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Oh what I gotta does?

Speaker 6 (01:04:27):
You can't even do that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
You don't know about my personal life trying to help
them out. You don't know about my personal life?

Speaker 6 (01:04:35):
Okay you No, you did get into a compromising angle.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
To look at things. I have a tremendous amount of flexibility,
I'll have you know. How dare you underestimate me? Unbelievable?
This is crazy really here? Oh all right, he's getting that. Yes,

(01:04:58):
the crops they're stilling here.

Speaker 13 (01:05:00):
So apparently this is an R rated show now because
our kids.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
Hey, that was a hand gesture.

Speaker 6 (01:05:05):
No, it was an accident, you know, it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
Was just I was just saying good morning. I was
number one. Calen, you're number one. You are, okay, so
let's be great.

Speaker 13 (01:05:15):
So leaving with an arrest warrant profanity in front of
the kids.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Is that a charge? See if I think you made
that one up. Yeah, you know, I got an attorney
for people just like you. You know I was gonna
say if if putting thoughts in the minds of children
is a crime, then locked me up, sir, because I
think we do it every morning unintentionally. Well, thank you

(01:05:46):
for having us, and congratulations on keeping the community safe.
I look forward to joining the force, look forward to
having just could you have a helicopter? I'll fly it. Drones, No, helico,
that's the same. What do we buy it?

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
If you can get some donations, we'll take it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
Well, the mayor, I guess is stopping by, so I'll
campaign anything else you want, Yeah, no, I like you
anything else that you want while we're you know, like
bigger and bigger guns or cannons or something. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
We're good, okay, And I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
You can bring me peaceful days.

Speaker 4 (01:06:19):
I will take that all.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
Day, Okay, peaceful He's take it a little boring though,
like every now and again, like a little police chase,
like just a little one, you know.

Speaker 16 (01:06:27):
You, I'll say this, it's not because as the chief
of police, there's a very patriarchal or parental role to that,
all right. And I'm a father of two daughters, so
I worry about almost three hundred people every day working
out there and when they do go to those calls.
Because I'm not out in the field like I was
as a police officer. You have that same worry that
you do for your family when when they're out there.
So it brings a lot of stress on you.

Speaker 13 (01:06:48):
So I will take as many peaceful days as I
can get so my work family can go home to
their families.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
All right, I'll cancel, cancel this. We were gonna do
a little police chase. But can't tell that we're not
going to ass now the parking lot. Well, okay, you know,
if you don't catch me, do I get my badge?

Speaker 4 (01:07:08):
I to retire.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
I got long legs, brother, I got long legs. Hey,
I will see. You should never have underestimated that aspect
of my game. Hey, family, I'm just old and if
I don't stretch and I you know, hurt all injured
things walking or putting on pants like you have. Okay, Well,
thank you for stopping by. Rote of applause, and the
chief of police also, I think it was it was

(01:07:32):
very generous of you to give everybody here and get
out of jail free cards for stopping by. That was
it was great. Yeah, that's exactly right.

Speaker 6 (01:07:40):
And green.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
Yeah, there's some officers who would like to speak to
you in the parking lot on the Fresh Show.

Speaker 5 (01:07:50):
All right, So, Taylor Swift made it clear that she
stays off social media for the most part during her
appearance on the New Heights podcast, but it has now
been confirmed more than once that she does have a
favorite social media app. Most recently was confirmed by Ruby Rose,
and that is go Fundme.

Speaker 6 (01:08:07):
So, while responding to someone.

Speaker 5 (01:08:09):
On ex Ruby said, Lol, she used to scroll GoFundMe
like a social media app, clicking reached their donation like
a like button. So apparently she's been known to just
scroll and have everybody meet their donation. Jason, you and
I have seen on a friend of ours that she
donated a very specific number, and.

Speaker 6 (01:08:30):
I think we were able to tell that that was
her donating mother. Mother.

Speaker 5 (01:08:34):
So she does lurk on go fundme, so maybe that's
where we could find her. Ruby was also in the
headlines defending Taylor over all the crazy theories about her
latest album, and there's been a lot, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:08:45):
Keiki said, she woke up on the wrong side of TikTok.

Speaker 11 (01:08:47):
She was scared.

Speaker 9 (01:08:48):
I was like, give me out it here before Jason
and Kayle, what are you liking?

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
The theories?

Speaker 5 (01:08:55):
So people are just putting a lot of projection onto
a very simple, fun album. People think one of them
is that she's pushing some sort of trad wife agenda,
which if getting married and wanting to have kids that
look like your husband is wrong, that's we've gone to
a really scary place. Like people are saying she's pushing
some sort of agent, like she just wants to get

(01:09:16):
married and have kids.

Speaker 6 (01:09:17):
I think that's okay.

Speaker 5 (01:09:19):
Ruby said, if you're falling for propaganda, you are most
definitely walking in the biggest man made rage Bay black hole.

Speaker 6 (01:09:26):
Stop it. It's not true.

Speaker 5 (01:09:30):
You ran out of there, she said, as someone who
spent many nights with the showgirl herself, like all of
this is wrong.

Speaker 6 (01:09:37):
Another song is Opal Light, that's getting a lot of stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:09:39):
I'm Opal is Travis's birth shown. So I think people
are a lot of putting a lot of things.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
Onto that that the old people drink.

Speaker 6 (01:09:46):
So Opal is natural, the light is man made.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
You know what I'm talking about. That's what I thought
the song was about. That's what I thought it was. Okay,
I know it's something watching for the prices right as
a child. Yeah, I feel like that came up below.

Speaker 6 (01:10:03):
It was an Opal teen. No, it's a lot going
on with that. And man in Georgia.

Speaker 5 (01:10:08):
Named Kelvin Evans has been indicted for allegedly breaking into
a car and stealing hard drives with unreleased Beyonce music.

Speaker 6 (01:10:16):
Remember this happened in Atlanta back in July.

Speaker 5 (01:10:18):
From a rental car belonging to her choreographer Christopher Grant.

Speaker 6 (01:10:22):
Is he still employed?

Speaker 11 (01:10:22):
Do we know?

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:10:24):
I mean having that in your car is crazy. Stolen
items like suitcases, laptops, hard drives, and they had, like
I said, unreleased songs, show footage and more cops.

Speaker 6 (01:10:33):
I guess used.

Speaker 5 (01:10:34):
Some pinging, So you know, you can't really steal anything.
These days, your electronics can be found also fingerprints and
surveillance video. As of now, they don't have the items
back though, so I don't know if we've heard this
unreleased music, but they don't have that.

Speaker 6 (01:10:47):
But he is getting charged.

Speaker 5 (01:10:49):
And lastly, remember a couple months ago, Snoop Dogg said
that he felt quote scared to go to the movies
after his grandkids questioned him about same sex couple that
were portrayed in Pixar's Light Year. Now it seems like
he has a change of heart, leaning into inclusion and
celebrating all kinds of families, as he just made a
really big change in his kids show, Doggy Land.

Speaker 6 (01:11:11):
If you didn't know, he does have a kid's show.

Speaker 5 (01:11:13):
He teamed up with Glad for Spirit Day and he
added some same sex couples to the cartoon. Now the
show will include families with two moms, two dads and
spread the message that love is key no matter what
family looks like. I just want to say, we have
to give people time to learn and grow and change.
And people won't learn or grow or change if we're
just yelling at them and you know, being aggressive. And

(01:11:35):
it sounds like he heard people say, hey, you might
want to think about this or listen to this, and
this is why it's a good thing.

Speaker 6 (01:11:41):
And he's now working with Glad.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
No give me comments and tell him he'll never buy
his music again. Good. Everybody knows what you're doing with.
Somebody does cancel them, comments, threaten them.

Speaker 6 (01:11:52):
Yeah, and his uncle Snoop is older.

Speaker 5 (01:11:54):
You know, he is from a different time, and we
explained it to him and he's listening. So that's pretty
much we can ask for. If you want to catch
up on anything from the show, by the way, from
today or any day, take the freshwond Demand on the
free iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
I have a birthday shout out. It's Leonardo. Leonardo is
seven tomorrow, not today, but tomorrow, So happy birthday, Leonardo.
We're live in Naperville. Now you can clap Naperville. Yeah,
this is exciting. This is a very well attended stop.
I have the Naperville They did their big one. Yes, yeah,
you guys did. Avocado Theory is the place going to

(01:12:28):
be here until about nine o'clock. Show up is Shelley.
The showdown is up next. Of course we'll do the
Friday throwback dance party. But Is this everything you all
hoped it would be? And more? Just coming to stare?
I can tell this gentleman here in the glasses he did.
He certainly came here on his own volition. No one
made you come here.

Speaker 6 (01:12:45):
Yeah, there's a couple.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
You were not drug here at all. I can tell no, No,
what I win a badge? Does he have badges too?
What does he do? Is he a cia Aperville?

Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
Oh, stickers love stickers.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
He'll still waiting on my real badge.

Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
I think he want to go get it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Yeah, I think he did it, except he drove away.
He must. He must have gone back to the station
to get it. That's funny. Did he had to go
to the station and get it? In my uniform?

Speaker 11 (01:13:21):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
I prefer to be more of a playing clothes cop,
you know, like I'm the undercover you know what I mean.
I'm on I'm on an undercover mission right now. You
don't even know what I'm looking for Mayberville Police Department.

Speaker 6 (01:13:31):
Uh, the way you been over here?

Speaker 11 (01:13:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
Hey, you gotta stay ready, you know it? Neahborville Avocado theory.
I'm a new man show. Bi Shelley is up next?
Fred show?

Speaker 14 (01:13:45):
You have what it takes to battle show biz Shelley in.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
The show Biz Showdown show. Hi Shelley, Hi, all right,
we got five questions for you. Let me double check here.
Five hundred bucks is the prize. You have won one
thousand and seventy one times only seventy four losses. You've

(01:14:09):
won almost a thousand times more than you've lost. I
just hit me, I just hit me, and you have
won seven straight. And your challenge for today is Emily. Hi, Emily,
Hi friend, Emily, good morning, Welcome, Thank you for listening
being part of the thirteen. A fun fact about you
is what.

Speaker 8 (01:14:28):
I have fostered nineteen bucks and currently had my own.

Speaker 6 (01:14:32):
View of five.

Speaker 4 (01:14:34):
Now, how do you?

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
And you're an amazing person for doing this because I
don't think that I think they would all fail, like
I would keep all of them, and before long I
to I had to have a ranch or something because
I don't think I could give them up.

Speaker 11 (01:14:45):
It is hard.

Speaker 8 (01:14:46):
I've kept one, but I will say, we get to
help choose who they go to.

Speaker 6 (01:14:51):
So that is helpful.

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
That is good. No, that is good. I'm sure that
helps a lot. Jason, you did it recently.

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
Yeah, it's rob I know that I could never I'm
built for that. It's way I would keep them all.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
Yeah, same, same, same, Sorry, I thank you for doing it, Emily,
You're a good person. Five questions for five hundred bucks. Ready, guys, Yes,
all right, off you go, Shelley to the sound boof poof,
here we go. Question number one for you, Emily. During
a recent interview, Bill's QB Josh Allen said his wife
is the most fulfilling thing in his life right now.

(01:15:24):
I don't mean to qualify that. I don't mean to
emphasize the right now. Yeah, but maybe maybe we just
say fulfilling thing in life. We don't just say right now,
like that could change. Who is his wife?

Speaker 8 (01:15:35):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
Three, you wouldn't start with that one.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
Which member of the Kardashian Jenner clan is on the
Call Her Daddy podcast this week? Kim Kardashian, which iconic
hotel heiress said she spends nine hours a week getting facials? Ooh, Paris, Hilton,
Justin and Hailey Bieber were spotification in his home country

(01:16:01):
this week? Where is he from in the United States?
And do a Lingo? Users claim that they saw Pope
Leo using the app in the middle of the night.
What do people use do a lingo for.

Speaker 11 (01:16:19):
Language?

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
Yeah, that's a four. Well, lang langue. I'm going with language.
I'm going with language. I said, yes before she kept talking.
You got a four? All right? Not bad? And that
was generous. That was a generous four. So I don't
want to hear about it. I don't want to hear
about it. I don't want to hear the text the
next time that I am less generous. I don't want
to hear about it, because I was very generous right there.
And she Foster's dog, fifteen of them. Okay, No, the

(01:16:45):
last question I gave. I gave her the point a
little early in the process. But she got a four,
and I'm fine with it. She did, she did, I'm
fine with it, okay. During a recent interview, Bill's QB
Josh Allen said his wife is the most fulfilling thing

(01:17:05):
in his life right now. Who is his wife?

Speaker 6 (01:17:08):
Harry Steinfeld?

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
That's right. Which member of the Kardashian Jenner klan is
on the Call Her Daddy podcast this week, Kim Kardashian
it is? Which kind of hotel? Heiress said she spends
nine hours a week getting facials Paris. Hilton Justin and
Haley Bieber were spotificationing in his home country this week.
Where's he from?

Speaker 6 (01:17:26):
Canada?

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
Yep and dual Lingo users claim that they saw Pope
Leo using the app in the middle of the night.
What do people use duo lingo for?

Speaker 6 (01:17:34):
So learn a language?

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
To learn a language? I just accepted language for her,
that's exactly right. And what's your streak?

Speaker 4 (01:17:39):
Eight million days?

Speaker 3 (01:17:41):
Nineteen hundred days?

Speaker 6 (01:17:44):
And it tells me I don't know why I get notified.

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
It tells you, yes, yes, Emily, I'm sorry, even though
you are a saint, You're going to have to say,
my name is Emily, I got showed up on a showdown,
and you can't hang with the gorilla.

Speaker 8 (01:17:56):
Go oh, my name is Emily and I got showed
up on a showdown and I can't hang with the gorilla.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
You, Emily, can't hang with the garrilla.

Speaker 6 (01:18:07):
Can't, can't, can't, you can't, can't, cat shout out, and
so the foster queens a cat.

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
Can't can't? Yeah, not quite Giovanni or that was his
name with it you?

Speaker 11 (01:18:25):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
No, no, it was Joaquine?

Speaker 16 (01:18:27):
What not?

Speaker 3 (01:18:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
Not quite Waquine? I feel like I saw Giovanni and
my dms, like I get a lot of Giovanni's. Okay,
I'll let Giovannis know about you, all of them. I
don't know why I know somebody Giovanni, So I don't
know when I came to mid I'm a big Giovanni guys,

(01:18:54):
So what can I say? Emily, hang on a second?
All right, I have a good days. Thank you for show.
Vin Shelley. Yes, I'm fifty on Monday. I think that
is one seventy two and eight straight. I believe, I
do believe. I have a good day, good weekend. We'll
see Monday.

Speaker 6 (01:19:14):
I have a good weekend.

Speaker 13 (01:19:15):
Bye more Fred show next weekend, weekend morning.

Speaker 6 (01:19:23):
You got to recharge your crystals.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
You recharge your no wonder say if my crystals have
been empty for my whole life like that, I never recharged.
Come on, Fred, Fred's show is on. We're live in Aprilville.
Thank you thirteen to or stop Numero trace there it
is Aperville showed up, Yes and look at we got
high level executive. Steam is here? High level executive? Hey, guys,

(01:19:49):
right up, applause for one of the suits over there.
He's all right, though, we like him, high level executive.
I've never seen Carter more excited than he was right
there to clapp for one of the suits. We're you
trying to get a job in sales, you try to
become an AE. Oh, I'll put it a good word
for you with Steve over there, it'll be our secret.
I'd buy things from Carter right right? How would you

(01:20:13):
put Carter on the radio? How would you pitch the
Fred Show to a prospective advertiser? Yeah, tell him, you
tell him. Yeah, I'm thinking I'm thinking about buying some
advertising Carter. You know, I don't know. I'm thinking about
maybe the Fred Show.

Speaker 14 (01:20:25):
Everybody enjoys the conversations they have with their friends. You know,
we're on the table, you know. Yeah, just goofing and gaffing,
pooping and gwn. Yeah, what if you could.

Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
Listen to that show wherever you were in the car.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
What if you could you phone? What if you could
yet to iHeart radio apples where you could do that?
Well there at.

Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
The show on the iHeartRadio app Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
Look at this guy, Steve, he's hired.

Speaker 6 (01:20:48):
Goofing and gass.

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
We gotta work on it all. We got to work
on it a little bit, But that's all right. I
think you offer to a good start.

Speaker 3 (01:20:55):
Thanks man.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
Yeah, i'd i'd buy something from you.

Speaker 6 (01:20:58):
I think, yeah, really by any like, he's very trustworthy.

Speaker 9 (01:21:01):
He is.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
Yeah, it does seem that way.

Speaker 6 (01:21:03):
Yeah, not to take Kiky's your biggest fan. I'm your
second biggest fan.

Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
I thank you. Yeah, I guess I'm the third biggest
fan then, so whatever. Jason's not even a fan, So
it's fine. It's all good. We're gonna be here for
about another hour in Aprilville. I got I'm very proud
of Aprilville. First we've met the chief of police. That
was Chief Jason. I'm on a first day basis with
the chiefs now which is gonna my badge? You know,
it's funny he ran to the station to get the badge.

(01:21:27):
He hasn't come back yet.

Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
Yeah, maybe they have to find it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
Yeah, but I'm sure he's working with you because you
know I don't have Well, you're my people, so I'm yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:21:35):
My people are your people more like people?

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
Is it gonna be like a ceremony? Is that what
it is?

Speaker 3 (01:21:41):
Like? Flyover? We're trying to schedule, but today.

Speaker 7 (01:21:46):
Fly over really Yeah, fireworks, fireworks that's amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
I didn't realize every time they annoyed the new police
officer around here, they do all that.

Speaker 3 (01:21:57):
That's someone's the national anthem, Like that's.

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
You, Caitlin. I guess you're the only one with theater experience,
so you're gonna have to sing the national anthem of
an angel, just like we do privately every morning before
the show, we do the plubbing the music the show.
You know, that's how we start.

Speaker 10 (01:22:15):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
So we're in Aprilville. Thank you all for coming out.
Avocado Theory is the place. We're still gonna do the
Friday throwback dance party, and we'll do headlines if we
have time, and of course we'll do a fun fact. Kik,
you're mad at me because I decided to let chat
chypet choose the fun facts this week because I'm just
trying to make my life easier like my rich friends do.
But you don't like them.

Speaker 9 (01:22:34):
I don't like it at all. I want the fun fact,
not the chat.

Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
Okay, fine, so I will do take the chat show.
I will ditch what was planned today, thank you, and
I will I will do my own research back to
and Gaff and.

Speaker 6 (01:22:50):
No further because there's some fun facts right on the wall.

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
And did you guys know that the haas avocado. It's
money with a hint of sweetness and between five to
twelve ounces. I had no idea the top five most
popular types of I mean, we already shared this earlier.
I hate to repeat content here.

Speaker 6 (01:23:06):
Do you know that they use over eight hundred avocados
a day here?

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
I was unaware of that until right now. I would
have guessed more like a thousand, But now you're telling
me eight.

Speaker 6 (01:23:16):
Hundred the fruits notes.

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
That's incredible. All right, this is why people listen to us,
And this is I guess why you guys showed up
to see us. Naperville, thank you so much. Make some
noise place. Naperville showed up, Creak showed up. I got
I got some words for Riverwoods or whatever that place,
so I have a conversation. I know, I guess they
don't have radios there. I don't know, because look at
all the people. Caitlin's entertainer report, he's on the Fresh Show.

(01:23:40):
All right, well we have to we got there. I'm sorry, Caitlin.
I know you're not to tie in, but we got
the mayor here, the Mayor, Ladies and gentlemen of Naperville.

Speaker 6 (01:23:50):
The mayor.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
Good morning, you voted for this guy. Good morning. Now
we're on a first time basis. May I call you, Mayor, Scott?
May I do that?

Speaker 4 (01:23:58):
Call me Scott? You can call me. You can call
me whatever you'd like.

Speaker 1 (01:24:01):
Like, I can't claim I can't just like Scott Mayor.
Yeah right, you earned it, the mayor. I can't even
believe this. We have royalty, We have true royalty.

Speaker 3 (01:24:10):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
We were instructed by your people not to bring up
any hard nosed legislation because I know it's very controversial.
You know platform that you've run on.

Speaker 4 (01:24:18):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
Uh you know we're gonna give parking tickets in Aperville, okay, right,
and make sure that your trees are properly trimmed.

Speaker 17 (01:24:25):
I heard that was controversial, wasn't it. That's a big deal.
People like their parkway trees clean.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
See there you go. Now, you sir, have lived here
your whole life. Yes, and now you're the mayor.

Speaker 11 (01:24:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (01:24:35):
Those crazy things I could ever even dream about. I mean,
I never saw this coming. I never anticipated running for anything.
In fact, I don't think I could ever get elected
for another But we are new slash.

Speaker 4 (01:24:46):
You did.

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
You are the mayor. It really happened. But I can
just tell listening to this man, like just beaming with
pride for this city. What do you say to the
people mayor who were like, the people who live in
Aperville are not truly Chicagoans, you know, and people say,
I'm from chicag No, you're from Naperville. That's right.

Speaker 4 (01:25:02):
You're in a pavilions.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
So so you're owning it. So you're you're saying you're right. No, no,
forget about that. We are Nay Pavilions. We're not Chicago.
So you lean into it for sure. Naperville's third largest
city in the state.

Speaker 17 (01:25:14):
We've got the second largest retail economy, we got the
second largest dining and shopping destination in the entire state
of going away.

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
Why wouldn't you own it? Look at that, Yeah, Okay,
she's thinking about a move. She's thinking about a move.

Speaker 9 (01:25:30):
I'm doing is thinking, Maya, I can't afford it. I
got to pick up a ship at Avocado Theory and
then we can make something happen.

Speaker 1 (01:25:39):
Well, I just got a job at the police department,
so you know, it's it's exciting. I heard what do
we swore you in as soon as you'd like, I'm willing.
I didn't realize it was swearing do anything, but sure
on that background check hasn't come back yet. No, And
I don't think it's gonna it's not gonna it's not
gonna go well, but that's fine. So what should people
know if you're listening from another city and you're like,

(01:25:59):
you know, I haven't it's not by Naperville in a while,
Because it's truth is we have it stopped by Aperville
in a while. It's not really only way to where
I go, which is work at home, but which are
six blocks apart. But you know what, should people come
out here and.

Speaker 17 (01:26:11):
See, Wow, there's so many of the different things that
change all the time, right, So our downtown has always
been a destination, but there's constantly new shops, new stores,
new restaurants that are coming in making Aprilville their home.
So visit our downtown. We've got a beautiful riverwalk to
stroll around. It changes with the seasons. There's a new
additions to the Riverwalk that are coming online here in

(01:26:34):
the next couple of weeks. Then we've got new destinations
like Block fifty nine it's a restaurant, district entertainment. They'll
be ice skating in the winter time. Lots of great
stuff to see.

Speaker 1 (01:26:43):
For a guy who didn't think he'd be a politician,
he really can deliver a line. But the thing is
it's sincere, and I know it's We've been talking to
the guy for thirty minutes. Like he loves his place.
You love his place.

Speaker 17 (01:26:53):
You have to, you have to, and this the city's
gonna be neat everything right.

Speaker 4 (01:26:57):
I was an adoptive kid and I've got frost in Aprilville. Oh,
that's where I grew up. I went to college down
the street.

Speaker 17 (01:27:02):
There's a great story here because the people that really
made Aprivio what it is today. I mean that started
back in the forties and the fifties. They saw a
vision for a city that was going to be thriving.
And here we are today, one of the greatest cities
in America.

Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
Look at that now. I know you're not up until
twenty seven for reelection, but I know it's supposed to
give equal time. But vote for this guy. I don't care, Yes,
I don't care. Whoever, there's no competitor. Don't even run
against him. Just forget about it. I know you're thinking
about it, but don't even bother.

Speaker 6 (01:27:28):
I'm gonna sit this one out.

Speaker 1 (01:27:29):
Yeah yeah, maybe maybe the next one he hits three terms,
so then you know, and then maybe you could be there.

Speaker 9 (01:27:33):
He could put me in his cabinet or something. Yes,
they do the.

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
Mass sure special counsel. Now everybody knows. Everybody knows. I'm
going to ask you, mayor what's in it for us?

Speaker 11 (01:27:46):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
Is there like in Fred Show's Street going up soon?
Is there is? I don't see any keys around here
into the city anywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:27:52):
Were only keys when the city's always open.

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
Oh, he was ready for that. The people, the people
prepared him for that. They knew, they knew there was
an ass coming. Yeah, they knew. You've got a Neighborville basket.
I've given you Naperville bracelets. You have you have, I
have a Naperville Friendship bracelet. Someone says, so I have
one for each of my nieces and then for Naperville.
People are gonna be like, what of those will Polly

(01:28:15):
and May and little Napor?

Speaker 17 (01:28:17):
Like, you know, only the best visitors and our residents
get those bracelets.

Speaker 1 (01:28:20):
So that's welcome to Naperville. That's what you told the
last radio show. And that's fine. That's fine, Mayor. You're
you're a true politician. You're a good guy. Run of
a plus for your mayor. Everyone, thank you for coming.
You're welcome to hang out. I'm sure. I mean again,
the people are telling you, ushering you off to other
you know, I don't know what else do you have today?
What else does a mayor do you on a Friday?

Speaker 17 (01:28:40):
Well, we got the Crosstown Classic Naperville Central versus Naperville
North football play, oh boy, Friday night lights right over
here at Bennaetti Worley Stadium, North Central College. Which one
did you go to?

Speaker 1 (01:28:49):
Though? I went to Naperville Central? Okay, So so we
are taking a side. Then there is kind of a sign. Okay, Okay,
that's that's the least political venue. I like it, and
that tells it true. Yeah, I like it. So that's
that's today. What else? What else is a mayor doing
a Friday?

Speaker 4 (01:29:04):
Oh, we've got a visit for all of our junior
high kids.

Speaker 17 (01:29:06):
They've got a career exploration they so I'll be going
over there to tell them all about aprivile opportunities.

Speaker 4 (01:29:12):
So that'll be fun.

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
All right, maybe you should probably go by their kid
you start taking lessons.

Speaker 6 (01:29:16):
You know, I need to. I need a application right now.

Speaker 1 (01:29:20):
I will think you just applied. But yeah, one more
rundom applause for the mayor of Neighborsville. Stuff. I thank
you for being here. We appreciate you. Cal and take
it away.

Speaker 6 (01:29:29):
I will take it away.

Speaker 5 (01:29:30):
So for years, it's been rumored that Victoria Beckham is
the reason we're not getting our Spice Girls reunion. This
is for my millennial girlies and fans of the Spice Girls.
And not only did she confirm that, but her reason
is very funny. Her reason, she told Andy Cohen, is
that she can't sing.

Speaker 6 (01:29:45):
I'm not even joking. We never thought you could say.
I was gonna say very pretty it is. It is
very widely known.

Speaker 5 (01:29:51):
If you were a fan of the old Spice Girls,
that she was there to look hot, and she did that.
And she's owning that. She did like Andy Cohen's option
of maybe having.

Speaker 6 (01:30:00):
Like a hologram or something. But she's like, I never
really could sing, and I'm getting worse.

Speaker 5 (01:30:03):
And I don't want to do it, and I kind
of love that about her. We got a little taste
in her fiftieth birthday when they did like, they did
a couple songs and she again little Black Dress.

Speaker 6 (01:30:12):
If you've seen the movie, you know if you're a.

Speaker 5 (01:30:13):
Millennial girl, Kiki, Yes, your favorite rapper is a grandpa.

Speaker 6 (01:30:17):
I know, I know.

Speaker 11 (01:30:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:30:19):
So Ja Rule announced that his daughter, Brittany, she's thirty,
is expecting her first child with her husband. He says
that they surprised him with a sonogram and a card
and he got emotional, which I'm like picturing jaw Rule
was shedding a tear is funny.

Speaker 6 (01:30:33):
And we can't call him grandpa. He wants to be
called something like big Papa, Big Papa.

Speaker 9 (01:30:36):
Yes, can you imagine him as a grandfather, like looking
at the baby, like his murder, like you imagine?

Speaker 1 (01:30:42):
Can you imagine having to call your grandfather big papa?

Speaker 3 (01:30:45):
Right name?

Speaker 5 (01:30:50):
Hey, maybe now that he's losing a little Street crewd
he will perform at your wedding.

Speaker 6 (01:30:54):
I'm like, please, job Rul, please call me back. Do
you know job Rule?

Speaker 4 (01:30:59):
I do not personally.

Speaker 1 (01:31:03):
Now that would be something really.

Speaker 6 (01:31:08):
She wants him to perform at her wedding.

Speaker 5 (01:31:10):
Yes, your other love Benson Boone, Oh, this man, I
know he's been going.

Speaker 6 (01:31:14):
Through a little bit, which is probably why he did this.

Speaker 5 (01:31:17):
Speaking of getting political, he surprised children in a Portland
elementary school by joining their bike bus, so.

Speaker 6 (01:31:23):
It's a group bike ride to school.

Speaker 5 (01:31:25):
He rode alongside hundreds of elementary school students. He greeted people,
he's saying, he answered questions, he's signed autographs.

Speaker 6 (01:31:32):
The bike bus.

Speaker 5 (01:31:33):
Project is meant to promote a healthier and more sustainable
commute and a stronger community connection.

Speaker 6 (01:31:40):
So we forgive them, we do. I forgive them now,
we forget them.

Speaker 11 (01:31:44):
Mom.

Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
Look at all you gotta do when you choose go
ahead doing nice and give some kids and bikes or something.
All of a sudden, it's fine. Put you jumps to back.
That's interesting.

Speaker 5 (01:31:56):
He decided to do that this week, leaving that right there.
And Jason, I'm sorry, sorry, really quick. But Kevin feedderline
in that.

Speaker 3 (01:32:02):
Book somebody stopping.

Speaker 5 (01:32:05):
In the book, he did claim that Jamie Lynn texted
his wife about how Brittany is an absentee parent and
thanking her for taking care of them and providing a stampion.

Speaker 2 (01:32:16):
Jamielyn is also the ops, so I don't believe her either, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:32:20):
Can we we to boove for Kevin Feedderlin, how dare
you come for Brittaney?

Speaker 3 (01:32:27):
What what she's doing through, what's going through? What she's doing?
Come on, Kevin, just.

Speaker 1 (01:32:32):
For a check.

Speaker 6 (01:32:32):
Leave Brittany alone as another one.

Speaker 1 (01:32:35):
You know, you got Ben to Boone out here giving
kids bikes after he's been cheating and then allegedly allegedly
mayor allegedly and then notice what I did there is
I can say anything I want as long as I
say some would say or allegedly. After that, I can
say anything you want. And then you got this. Then
you got the yeah, this is this is it.

Speaker 6 (01:32:52):
So there you go.

Speaker 5 (01:32:52):
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Speaker 1 (01:32:58):
I can't believe that the year that he stops getting
paid by Brittany, he writes a nasty book about her.

Speaker 4 (01:33:04):
Right, not everybody in here?

Speaker 6 (01:33:06):
Mm hmm, just broken, thirsty broken.

Speaker 1 (01:33:11):
We're an avocado theory. We're in Naperville and my fun
fact today is not from chat ChiPT because you got
very upset and it's about It's.

Speaker 9 (01:33:17):
About Naperville deserves your best well.

Speaker 1 (01:33:19):
And it's gonna get it next. In the fun fact
on the Fred Show Live at Avocado Theory. Everybody in Aperville,
Yay more Fred Show.

Speaker 8 (01:33:27):
Next.

Speaker 11 (01:33:30):
Bread Fund.

Speaker 1 (01:33:38):
You could learn so much. We're live at Naperville Avocado Theory.
The mayor has come by, the police chief has come by. Wow,
he just came out for breakfast. Didn't realize anything was
going on, but then he came in here and said
to us, that was very nice. Kiki's got her Naperville
Friendship bracelet, and you're really embodying this lifestyle.

Speaker 6 (01:33:53):
Oh yes, I love it. I love it. It's beautiful here.

Speaker 1 (01:33:56):
You're gonna hit the Chanelle down the road. Later. They
got an air maze here, I heard too. Yeah, yeah, no, Well, yeah,
I'm busy. I'm busy. Shout out to Mario's Marinera, his
son in last up. But I guess Mario was too busy.
Now Mario has the best marin Ea and he brought
us some and you need that. And if you're in
Downer's Grove tomorrow, I guess the last Farmer's market's there

(01:34:19):
and you can go buy this guy stuff. I used
to judge a like a food competition. I can't remember
what it was. I guess it was. Was it sauce?
Or just food in general.

Speaker 4 (01:34:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:34:29):
Anyway he won every year was for firefighters to benefit them.
He just won every year. So they told him stupp coming,
he's not allowed to go anymore. And he's a firefighter,
but like they're like, now you can't go anymore because
it's not fair because your stuff is so much better
than everyone else. He would also like light stuff on
fire and like, you know, make it like a you know,
everyone else was like a little pot, like a little
crock pot. And he'd show up with buns and burners

(01:34:50):
and I don't know whatever, what do they call those
things that the little cans. Yeah, it's over buns and
burner saying, but you know he'd show up with all
that and you know, flower arrangement and the whole thing.
You know, people on China, I mean it was over
the top. But everyone go by Mario's Marinara in Downers
Grove tomorrow or wherever you could find Mario's Marinara. I
was gonna say, wherever you buy Marenara sauce, but I
don't think that's true. I'm sure there's a website. Oh yeah,

(01:35:13):
to Mario's believable, unbelievable to Mario Mario'smaranara dot com. I
never would have guessed, never would I never would have
expected that, guys. The fun fact today because Kiki's been
very upset, Yes I have, because I let chat GPT
choose him this week and you didn't. Did you not
like them or did you just were you just upset
that they weren't hand curated.

Speaker 6 (01:35:31):
I'm that part, very upset about that. It's it's fun fact.

Speaker 1 (01:35:35):
It is. It isn't We're in Naperville. We're to avocado theory.
And Naperville was started in nineteen thirty one by dude
named Joseph Naper, Oh, good old Joe Naper, and he decided,
you know what this is? What do you do?

Speaker 4 (01:35:52):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:35:53):
In eighteen thirty one? Do you ride your horse out here?
You know you're in the loop, you're by the bean
or something, and you have it you have it for
and you're like, yeah, no, I don't know. It's too
many people down here. So you ride your horse to
the middle of nowhere and you just say, you know what,
this is my vill now, the villa of Napor, and
then it's just yours. Is that what happened me? I
guess that's what happens. Yes, he could just get on

(01:36:15):
your horse and keep riding.

Speaker 6 (01:36:16):
That's what I heard they did.

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
Yeah, but you keep If you ride further, maybe we
can make a Kiki vill I don't know about that.

Speaker 6 (01:36:22):
I don't know if I need a veal.

Speaker 1 (01:36:23):
You don't want to veil. No, I don't want to
be Okay, all right, So shout out to Shout up
to Joseph Naper, the Man, the Man, the Myth, the
Legend of Naperville. We're leaving Avocado Theory to thank you
thirteen too. We're in Naperville on the Fred Show.

Speaker 13 (01:36:39):
We're back next more Fresh show next right here