December 10, 2025 • 11 mins
The Indianapolis Colts signed 44 year old quarterback Phillip Rivers. Fred tells us about his DoorDash experience. Fred asks the crew if they would rather live in a planet with all women or men!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the Fred Show. Dame is taking over Las
Vegas this January for his seven night president Eave Dobe
Live at Park MGM, and we've got a trip for
two to the January twenty fifth show to night Hotel
State Park MGM January twenty fourth through the twenty sixth
and round trip airfare. Text one to three seven three
three seven now for a chance to win. A confirmation
(00:21):
text will be said. Standard message of data rates may apply.
All thanks to Live Nation Friend's biggest stories of the day.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
So the Colts of Columbus, they have a lot.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Of teams in Columbus, they have a lot of teams.
Shout out our friend, Jeff. Yeah, I mean you're regionally good.
I'm not. I can't.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Indianapolis, I mean, Low's the same, the same thing, not really.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
The Indianapolis Colts have signed forty four year old grandfather
father former NFL player Philip Rivers to their practice squad.
He's a young grandfather at forty four. I will say
that they keep saying that the cole tired a grandfather.
It's like, wait, forty four, I mean he's my age, Like,
it's imagine being a grand I mean, I can't imagine
a parent, grandfather. Anyway, he's been retired for a couple
(01:13):
of years, I think, and he's back now because they
have no one. So imagine that he's in his farm
and he gets a big farm somewhere. He's coaching high
school football and like, eh, what are you doing? Man?
I'll come. I'll come be on your practice squad, maybe
play another game or two. It's all good. It's kind
of cool. It is kind of it's just a good story.
I don't know if he's still any good, but we'll
see A doorjass driver is accused of spraying pepper spray
(01:36):
on Arbi's food after dropping it off at a house.
So there was a late night in Indiana, a couple
of places in order through it was one. It was
a late night in Indiana, A couple places in order
through a door dash. She lit up the room. Never
say that about someone. By the way, someone tuxted that
you lit up the room the other day and I
had to get an extra security detail. Right, I'll be
(01:56):
dead because on Dayline, watch Daylight. If if you watch
like we do, then you'll see Eddie. Oh man, she
lit up the room. She's dead. Every time I don't
want to light up any rooms. I darken the room.
I come into rule. He gets worse. I'm not worth it,
don't kill me. So place an order through doordask, expecting
a meal delivery. What they got and said was something
(02:17):
that no one should ever get. The driver handed over
the bag. The wife took a few bites and then
suddenly began choking and gasping. The husband checked their doorcam
footage and saw the driver spray something into the food
after delivery. The couple believes that it was pepper spray.
They immediately reported this to DoorDash and law enforcement. The
local sheriff's office opened an investigation and a possible product tampering,
(02:37):
which could become a serious felony if charges move forward.
The incident serves as a stark warning for people ordering takeout.
Make sure that your doorbell camera is working, because, according
to investigators and the victims, somebody could I guess tmber
with your food, which is a horrible thing to think about.
And I'm sure DoorDash was willing to offer them a
ten dollars credit. They completely mess up your order and
(03:01):
they offer to give you more door dash, but not
more door Dash like above. And beyond. They'll just give
you your money man, right, I'm like, it doesn't help
me right to wait for that. Oh yeah right, or
we'll bring it again another driver will take another hour. No,
I already ate my hand. Yeah no. Do you know
what happened to me last night? I felt so bad
and want him cost me a bunch of money. I
(03:22):
ordered food from a restaurant and then I added an item, right,
I added an item, and it's right there in the
same ticket, add an item. They used two different people
scheduled for the same delivery time. Two people showed up
with the one item that was five dollars. It was soup.
They added one item and a guy shows up with
that and someone else shows up. Can this thing not
(03:44):
see one guy one address scheduled for the same time.
That's weird. I thought it was the same person that
they said two different people. So then I didn't tip
on the second order because but then when I realized
they were sending two into one individual with a with
a can, a can like a cup of soup, then
I wound up just double tipping because I because I
(04:04):
don't think this guy realized. But like at one point,
I come on door dash like AI, okay, you got Chad,
Like there was no there was no way the computer
could go huh, same address, same person, same unit number,
same time, same restaurant. I think these things should go together, right.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
The whole point is to have them stop somewhere on
the way and pick up something else during the genera nity.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
But it wasn't even like I waited. I mean I
literally went right in and it gives you the option
to add items. It gives you a countdown clock exactly.
And it wasn't even added like an extra item. And
it wasn't even that because then I might understand, like
if you order from two entirely different places. It was
the same like restaurants.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yes, oh I thought it was like a double dash
walks on the way or something.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
It was like, yes, it was the same. It was
great food. I ordered a bunch of food and then
I had to I was working, and so I ordered
it to show up when I was done working, and
so and I'm like, ah, you know what's called I
want to I don't need this soup, And I went
I got the soup. I go lemon, Yes, so what
why I used to the lemon on doors? But I'm like,
I got so much food, I don't need this. And
(05:09):
then I'm like, no, I'm getting it whatever, because you know,
sometimes I get a little self conscious about how much
the door that hash costs, and then I think, well,
if I if I take five bucks off, it's better.
It'll be so much you know, why do we do that?
Like just order it thirty nine ninety nine. I take
five bucks, eyes so much better. Yeah, And then I'm like,
forget about this, So I added in they literally said
the same two different people, and the guy kind of
(05:30):
looked at me and he knew what happened. And I'm like,
I don't. You can't call the restaurant because they don't
determine who sends. So I'm just like, dude, what on earth?
But I feel bad because that's probably why our foods
so expensive, because they sent two entirely different humans to
get stuff. Yah, what do you guys think about this?
And I'm gonna ask the ladies first, would you rather
(05:53):
live Let's say, let's just say that you guys are
witnessed it? Well, how about I? How would I set
this up? Okay, you're living in the world. Would you
rather be the one person living in the world with
all women or the one person living in the world
with all men. Easy, sir, give me the women. Really, yeah, really,
(06:14):
because I got to be honest, some of the people
I know who are the hardest on women or other women,
like so part of me wonders if, like I hear
women complain about dealing with other women more than I
hear women complaining about most men. Of course there's an exception.
And I don't mean like in the course of a
relationship and you you know, argue or whatever. I mean,
like a whole in the whole world. I think we're
(06:35):
moving away from that.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I feel like evolution is making us all lesbians.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Like I feel like we're all going to be lesbians soon.
I think it's because why maybe it's generational, but I
think it's like I see it in my mom and
my sister, like people are growing up. I think women
expect more from other women. I think women have higher
expectations for other women sometimes and in the workplace, I've heard,
like I've heard my friends who get new jobs, they're like,
(07:01):
the girls are meaner to me than the guys.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Women can historically have been the biggest hater so other women,
but which is.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Sir.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
So I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I feel like for safety reasons women, I'll say, in
the world with women, women, I feel.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Like nothing would change, the world would keep going, you
know what I'm saying, Like we would everything would keep moving. Women,
We just will get in the roll and just keep going. Now,
me and not all of y'all. You know, but I
gotta wake up. I gotta lead this thing because I
gotta tell them what to do. You know, I don't
want to do that.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
You know, I don't know what you're talking about, something
very specifically, you know what, you know what you're talking about,
and I don't like they're coming out what we're talking about.
Big tim Okay, what is it? I hear you, but
I hysterical, you know what. He was nodding, But he
(07:56):
was like, I don't welcome to the club because a
lot of times I know exactly what I'm saying and
nobody else does. And it's fine. But when asked if
they would consider moving to a planet inhabited by people
of one gender, half of Americans forty four percent so
that they would definitely or probably sign up for a
woman only planet. By contrast, twenty one percent said the
same about a man only planet. The gap held across genders.
(08:17):
More men and women said a planet of only women
appealed to them than a planet of only men. Young.
I guess I'm not surprised that guy would say that,
because I'm sure the guy looks at it from me.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
It's not gonna be what you think, my guy, We're
not going to be in lingerie pillow fighting.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yeah, like it's got a lot better. But yeah, if
you're the only guy you know, you might have a
better shot. But might be. But whatever's hindering you from
getting some now, it's probably gonna hinder you then too.
So if you're the same guy, you might have the
same problems. But uh yeah. Younger adults were generally more
open to the idea than older ones. In short of
(08:52):
humans ever terra formed in an all women world, A
surprisingly large share of Americans say they would be first
in line. A lot of people who said that, like, yeah,
I'll sign up for the New World. Sure let me. Yeah,
I don't even need to know what's there. I'm down,
And yeah, women not not for the naked pillow fighting.
(09:16):
I think I have There are a lot of men
in my life that I care about it. Who are
good people, But for Capa, the people who have influenced
my life positively the most are women. Oh so I
would I would take women.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I'm honestly torn because I feel like, because you like guys,
all guys left and they're like, they're straight guys left,
Like you.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Know what.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
You've conquered that that's a barrier.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
That sounds something that I could be into right just
in the world with a bunch of straight dudes. But
also I don't want to talk to straight dudes, so
I need like women around me for like support.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Imagine the concerts on your all male planet. You love
a Parker, I know, boy, you'd have to go like
Ricky Martin all the time. I love By the way,
I've asked you this question before, but I just I
love to hear the answer because I forget how many
quote unquote straight man when you were single were you
with I mean tens of them? Right, Yeah, I couldn't
(10:17):
even would like come and be like, I am straight.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I've never done this before. Okay, pretty skilled, you even know.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
You way around?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
You're really into it?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Fine? Yeah, yeah, like statistically you'd be fine. And speaking
of which Americans shelled out two point six billion dollars
this year on yes what specifically two point six billion
dollars on groceries only fans we only fans only fans.
(10:55):
Atlanta and Orlando top the global list per capitist of
per cabinitist spending. Miami, Seattle, and Washington also have big spenders.
I guess does fendings freeze and just about the platform
for any creators, it means serious income for others. It's
not of how deeply embedded digital adult content consumption has
become in everyday American life. So I don't know I
(11:16):
need to sign up. I do too what I heard? Creator?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Yeah, like I'm missing out on.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Some money at this range. Enough people see my stuff,
you know what, I gonna start charging for it. You
show yourself too. I've been single for a long time, y'all. Also,
I'm not I'm not showing it. I'm not showing showing it.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Are you charging?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
People asked to see it? Do you want to see it?
Where's the porte craft?
Speaker 4 (11:42):
All supported you? So if I had an only fan,
you'd watch it, watch it. We got some business.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
It's the French show
This is the Fred Show. Dame is taking over Las
Vegas this January for his seven night president Eave Dobe
Live at Park MGM, and we've got a trip for
two to the January twenty fifth show to night Hotel
State Park MGM January twenty fourth through the twenty sixth
and round trip airfare. Text one to three seven three
three seven now for a chance to win. A confirmation
(00:21):
text will be said. Standard message of data rates may apply.
All thanks to Live Nation Friend's biggest stories of the day.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
So the Colts of Columbus, they have a lot.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Of teams in Columbus, they have a lot of teams.
Shout out our friend, Jeff. Yeah, I mean you're regionally good.
I'm not. I can't.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Indianapolis, I mean, Low's the same, the same thing, not really.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
The Indianapolis Colts have signed forty four year old grandfather
father former NFL player Philip Rivers to their practice squad.
He's a young grandfather at forty four. I will say
that they keep saying that the cole tired a grandfather.
It's like, wait, forty four, I mean he's my age, Like,
it's imagine being a grand I mean, I can't imagine
a parent, grandfather. Anyway, he's been retired for a couple
(01:13):
of years, I think, and he's back now because they
have no one. So imagine that he's in his farm
and he gets a big farm somewhere. He's coaching high
school football and like, eh, what are you doing? Man?
I'll come. I'll come be on your practice squad, maybe
play another game or two. It's all good. It's kind
of cool. It is kind of it's just a good story.
I don't know if he's still any good, but we'll
see A doorjass driver is accused of spraying pepper spray
(01:36):
on Arbi's food after dropping it off at a house.
So there was a late night in Indiana, a couple
of places in order through it was one. It was
a late night in Indiana, A couple places in order
through a door dash. She lit up the room. Never
say that about someone. By the way, someone tuxted that
you lit up the room the other day and I
had to get an extra security detail. Right, I'll be
(01:56):
dead because on Dayline, watch Daylight. If if you watch
like we do, then you'll see Eddie. Oh man, she
lit up the room. She's dead. Every time I don't
want to light up any rooms. I darken the room.
I come into rule. He gets worse. I'm not worth it,
don't kill me. So place an order through doordask, expecting
a meal delivery. What they got and said was something
(02:17):
that no one should ever get. The driver handed over
the bag. The wife took a few bites and then
suddenly began choking and gasping. The husband checked their doorcam
footage and saw the driver spray something into the food
after delivery. The couple believes that it was pepper spray.
They immediately reported this to DoorDash and law enforcement. The
local sheriff's office opened an investigation and a possible product tampering,
(02:37):
which could become a serious felony if charges move forward.
The incident serves as a stark warning for people ordering takeout.
Make sure that your doorbell camera is working, because, according
to investigators and the victims, somebody could I guess tmber
with your food, which is a horrible thing to think about.
And I'm sure DoorDash was willing to offer them a
ten dollars credit. They completely mess up your order and
(03:01):
they offer to give you more door dash, but not
more door Dash like above. And beyond. They'll just give
you your money man, right, I'm like, it doesn't help
me right to wait for that. Oh yeah right, or
we'll bring it again another driver will take another hour. No,
I already ate my hand. Yeah no. Do you know
what happened to me last night? I felt so bad
and want him cost me a bunch of money. I
(03:22):
ordered food from a restaurant and then I added an item, right,
I added an item, and it's right there in the
same ticket, add an item. They used two different people
scheduled for the same delivery time. Two people showed up
with the one item that was five dollars. It was soup.
They added one item and a guy shows up with
that and someone else shows up. Can this thing not
(03:44):
see one guy one address scheduled for the same time.
That's weird. I thought it was the same person that
they said two different people. So then I didn't tip
on the second order because but then when I realized
they were sending two into one individual with a with
a can, a can like a cup of soup, then
I wound up just double tipping because I because I
(04:04):
don't think this guy realized. But like at one point,
I come on door dash like AI, okay, you got Chad,
Like there was no there was no way the computer
could go huh, same address, same person, same unit number,
same time, same restaurant. I think these things should go together, right.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
The whole point is to have them stop somewhere on
the way and pick up something else during the genera nity.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
But it wasn't even like I waited. I mean I
literally went right in and it gives you the option
to add items. It gives you a countdown clock exactly.
And it wasn't even added like an extra item. And
it wasn't even that because then I might understand, like
if you order from two entirely different places. It was
the same like restaurants.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yes, oh I thought it was like a double dash
walks on the way or something.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
It was like, yes, it was the same. It was
great food. I ordered a bunch of food and then
I had to I was working, and so I ordered
it to show up when I was done working, and
so and I'm like, ah, you know what's called I
want to I don't need this soup, And I went
I got the soup. I go lemon, Yes, so what
why I used to the lemon on doors? But I'm like,
I got so much food, I don't need this. And
(05:09):
then I'm like, no, I'm getting it whatever, because you know,
sometimes I get a little self conscious about how much
the door that hash costs, and then I think, well,
if I if I take five bucks off, it's better.
It'll be so much you know, why do we do that?
Like just order it thirty nine ninety nine. I take
five bucks, eyes so much better. Yeah, And then I'm like,
forget about this, So I added in they literally said
the same two different people, and the guy kind of
(05:30):
looked at me and he knew what happened. And I'm like,
I don't. You can't call the restaurant because they don't
determine who sends. So I'm just like, dude, what on earth?
But I feel bad because that's probably why our foods
so expensive, because they sent two entirely different humans to
get stuff. Yah, what do you guys think about this?
And I'm gonna ask the ladies first, would you rather
(05:53):
live Let's say, let's just say that you guys are
witnessed it? Well, how about I? How would I set
this up? Okay, you're living in the world. Would you
rather be the one person living in the world with
all women or the one person living in the world
with all men. Easy, sir, give me the women. Really, yeah, really,
(06:14):
because I got to be honest, some of the people
I know who are the hardest on women or other women,
like so part of me wonders if, like I hear
women complain about dealing with other women more than I
hear women complaining about most men. Of course there's an exception.
And I don't mean like in the course of a
relationship and you you know, argue or whatever. I mean,
like a whole in the whole world. I think we're
(06:35):
moving away from that.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I feel like evolution is making us all lesbians.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Like I feel like we're all going to be lesbians soon.
I think it's because why maybe it's generational, but I
think it's like I see it in my mom and
my sister, like people are growing up. I think women
expect more from other women. I think women have higher
expectations for other women sometimes and in the workplace, I've heard,
like I've heard my friends who get new jobs, they're like,
(07:01):
the girls are meaner to me than the guys.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Women can historically have been the biggest hater so other women,
but which is.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Sir.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
So I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I feel like for safety reasons women, I'll say, in
the world with women, women, I feel.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Like nothing would change, the world would keep going, you
know what I'm saying, Like we would everything would keep moving. Women,
We just will get in the roll and just keep going. Now,
me and not all of y'all. You know, but I
gotta wake up. I gotta lead this thing because I
gotta tell them what to do. You know, I don't
want to do that.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
You know, I don't know what you're talking about, something
very specifically, you know what, you know what you're talking about,
and I don't like they're coming out what we're talking about.
Big tim Okay, what is it? I hear you, but
I hysterical, you know what. He was nodding, But he
(07:56):
was like, I don't welcome to the club because a
lot of times I know exactly what I'm saying and
nobody else does. And it's fine. But when asked if
they would consider moving to a planet inhabited by people
of one gender, half of Americans forty four percent so
that they would definitely or probably sign up for a
woman only planet. By contrast, twenty one percent said the
same about a man only planet. The gap held across genders.
(08:17):
More men and women said a planet of only women
appealed to them than a planet of only men. Young.
I guess I'm not surprised that guy would say that,
because I'm sure the guy looks at it from me.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
It's not gonna be what you think, my guy, We're
not going to be in lingerie pillow fighting.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yeah, like it's got a lot better. But yeah, if
you're the only guy you know, you might have a
better shot. But might be. But whatever's hindering you from
getting some now, it's probably gonna hinder you then too.
So if you're the same guy, you might have the
same problems. But uh yeah. Younger adults were generally more
open to the idea than older ones. In short of
(08:52):
humans ever terra formed in an all women world, A
surprisingly large share of Americans say they would be first
in line. A lot of people who said that, like, yeah,
I'll sign up for the New World. Sure let me. Yeah,
I don't even need to know what's there. I'm down,
And yeah, women not not for the naked pillow fighting.
(09:16):
I think I have There are a lot of men
in my life that I care about it. Who are
good people, But for Capa, the people who have influenced
my life positively the most are women. Oh so I
would I would take women.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I'm honestly torn because I feel like, because you like guys,
all guys left and they're like, they're straight guys left,
Like you.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Know what.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
You've conquered that that's a barrier.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
That sounds something that I could be into right just
in the world with a bunch of straight dudes. But
also I don't want to talk to straight dudes, so
I need like women around me for like support.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Imagine the concerts on your all male planet. You love
a Parker, I know, boy, you'd have to go like
Ricky Martin all the time. I love By the way,
I've asked you this question before, but I just I
love to hear the answer because I forget how many
quote unquote straight man when you were single were you
with I mean tens of them? Right, Yeah, I couldn't
(10:17):
even would like come and be like, I am straight.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I've never done this before. Okay, pretty skilled, you even know.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
You way around?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
You're really into it?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Fine? Yeah, yeah, like statistically you'd be fine. And speaking
of which Americans shelled out two point six billion dollars
this year on yes what specifically two point six billion
dollars on groceries only fans we only fans only fans.
(10:55):
Atlanta and Orlando top the global list per capitist of
per cabinitist spending. Miami, Seattle, and Washington also have big spenders.
I guess does fendings freeze and just about the platform
for any creators, it means serious income for others. It's
not of how deeply embedded digital adult content consumption has
become in everyday American life. So I don't know I
(11:16):
need to sign up. I do too what I heard? Creator?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Yeah, like I'm missing out on.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Some money at this range. Enough people see my stuff,
you know what, I gonna start charging for it. You
show yourself too. I've been single for a long time, y'all. Also,
I'm not I'm not showing it. I'm not showing showing it.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Are you charging?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
People asked to see it? Do you want to see it?
Where's the porte craft?
Speaker 4 (11:42):
All supported you? So if I had an only fan,
you'd watch it, watch it. We got some business.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
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The Brothers Ortiz is the story of two brothers–both successful, but in very different ways. Gabe Ortiz becomes a third-highest ranking officer in all of Texas while his younger brother Larry climbs the ranks in Puro Tango Blast, a notorious Texas Prison gang. Gabe doesn’t know all the details of his brother’s nefarious dealings, and he’s made a point not to ask, to protect their relationship. But when Larry is murdered during a home invasion in a rented beach house, Gabe has no choice but to look into what happened that night. To solve Larry’s murder, Gabe, and the whole Ortiz family, must ask each other tough questions.