BMMS 9-26-24

HAPPY FRIGGIN' "A" FRIDAY EVE!!!! Toddlers Drinking Beer, Scamming Granny Out OF $300k, Meat Thieves, Mushroom Overdose, What's The Most Heinous Thing You've Witnessed, Conspiracy Theory Thursday, Top List, & Toe Sucking!!!!

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in a little bit. We'll see what Gipbee wants to
talk about. Pretty psyched about my conspiracy theory Thursday, or
should say it was, and now I can't find any
of the stuff I prepped, So we'll see how that
plays out.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
That's the conspiracy. It might just be aliens.

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We'll be back. And then of course we've got our
top list, and like I said, it's fair time. Top
list of things you have to do at the fair.
You know, when you go with some people to the
fair that are like I have to do so the
top five things you have to do at the fair.
We'll get to that coming up in a little bit.

(03:51):
I saw something on the news that I want to
share with you guys and get your thoughts on.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
I'm sending it to you now.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
This takes place at a college football game where a
little girl is seen, thanks to social media, gotta be
maybe nine, maybe ten, chugging a michelobultra WHOA. Some of
you may be shaking your heads. Well, yeah, it's Texas.

(04:20):
I don't know what that means, but well they do
things different down there. That's the friendship state. And it
looks like the mom's okay with it. She doesn't seem
to be bothered by it. You can't tell me she
can't see it. I feel like in the video it
looks like she's drinking it. And in the state of Oklahoma,
I'm sorry, in the state of Texas, you can drink

(04:43):
with your parents' consent in public. What I was trying
to think, like, all right, maybe that's not an ultra,
Maybe it's a pepsi.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah, nope, No, that's straight up up and ultra. You
can't get around it.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
There are actually four states in total, I believe, that
have allow you to drink alcohol with your parents consent Texas, Wisconsin, Ohio,
and Wyoming.

Speaker 6 (05:12):
And you don't have to be eighteen to do it.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Oh no, wow, you could be in a restaurant with
your kids, order them a glass of wine beer, you know, eighteen,
what'd you get with it?

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Come up with eighteen?

Speaker 6 (05:25):
Because that eighteen you're legally an adult, but.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Not legally able to drink. No, not able to purchase, right,
that's the difference, and well not, well, hold on, what's
the difference?

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Well, what are You're twenty one?

Speaker 3 (05:39):
You have to be twenty one to purchase the alcohol,
no matter where, and drink. I don't know about rules
about drinking, but you have to be twenty one to
purchase it, and clearly here and you just said there's
other states than just taxes will allow you which consent

(06:00):
consent exactly exactly, No, but overall the rule or so,
we believe it's twenty one to drink alcohol, right to
consume it, to consume, yes, drink, Yeah, I'm just making sure. Yeah,
that's my understanding. But you're saying no, no, just purchasing
it is the obstacle here.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
I think so, I think so.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
So what I'm hearing you say, as long as they
don't see you buying it, you can drink it in
any state. Is that what I'm understanding you saying that's
what I'm getting now, Yeah, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
That's not the way I interpret the law.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
I'm under the interpretation of consuming alcohol under the age
of twenty one with some asterisk like the one we're
displaying that this kid drinking in a Texas game is illegal. Yeah,
yeh in nineteen eighty four legal age to consume. So
you're right, it's twenty one. But I've heard it at
other place, isn't It doesn't mean anything. What I've heard,
you know, what I mean, doesn't mean crap. But your

(07:03):
parents can buy you alcohol. You can drink it under
the age twenty one with parents consent. Yeah, in certain scenarios. Yeah,
that's more of an asterisk than the rule, because you know,
you got parents out there. Try to be the cool mom.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Puerto Rico and the US Virgin Islands.

Speaker 6 (07:19):
Mom, not States.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Yeah right, they're the only US jurisdictions that have not
increased the legal age to twenty one. So I guess
in Puerto Rico and the US Virgin Islands again, not States. Yeah,
the tours, right, you could they people from there can
serve our country, but they do not get the benefits
of being American. Right, So anyway back to this video.

(07:45):
People are outraged at this video, and I was thinking,
do you say something? And if you do, what do
you say? And necessarily saying something isn't always like hey
saying somebody like hey, just want to make sure you
saw that you're saying something, lindsay, you're right behind him.

Speaker 6 (08:02):
Yeah, are you aware that your daughter's drinking a beer?
That's and that's not I think that that's a toddler.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
It is, Yeah, hold on, toddler? What age?

Speaker 6 (08:12):
Three? Maybe four?

Speaker 3 (08:14):
No, that kid's older. That kid looks like eight or
nine to be honest. Oh no, no, look along the
hair is that doesn't mean anything?

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Sure does hair gross?

Speaker 6 (08:21):
Never a haircut?

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Exactly exactly. I know two year old boys? We have
heard that long?

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Yeah, yeah, are you saying something, gimpie, I've done lost
track because we got onto the kid's age, so must
not have been too awful important.

Speaker 6 (08:41):
You're not saying anything?

Speaker 2 (08:42):
No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Are you saying something if you're sitting behind them at
the incident now? And are you gonna say it's not
like you shouldn't let your kids do that, but it
can be Hey, are you are you aware of your
kids taking drinks of your beer. I didn't say anything.
It's none of my business. What business is that of
mine or yours or hers or his or you know
thems to tell this parent that they're doing it wrong.

(09:05):
It's their kid, it's not my business. And again, what
if they pull out a knife, what is that gonna
do with anything? I'm just saying, at some point it
does become your business, Like if the kid pulls out
a knife, if people in front of you are doing something,
at some point it becomes your business. I'm with you
on the side. I ain't say nothing, even of a knife.
It's none of it is ever any of my business

(09:25):
at all? Whatsoeber unless it involves me directly. If they
pull out a knife and point it at me and
say I'm gonna cut you, sucka then it's my business.
And then I might be like, hey man, what are
we doing here? But outside of that, oh, it's none
of my business. And if I say something to that parent,
who's to say that, They're not going to turn around
go off on me, pull a knife, pull a gum whatever,

(09:47):
it's my good my business do you what does it
matter to you? And then try to take a swipe
at me. I don't need all that, man, I don't
need all I'm just trying to watch a terrible football game.

Speaker 6 (09:58):
I think it would be more of a question for me,
is there a reason why.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
You're now you're gas lighting? That's just a question.

Speaker 6 (10:05):
Daughter drink because I mean, maybe there is some medical
reason why you would have a child drinking like I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
Hold on, hold on, hold on. That's the most acidine
thing I think I've said. I've ever heard anybody say,
how is there a medical reason for a child to
drink alcohol?

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Hold on, GIMPI.

Speaker 6 (10:25):
I have no clue.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
That's not a thing.

Speaker 6 (10:27):
But that's what I'm wondering.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
That's not.

Speaker 6 (10:30):
Bene to it.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
There's no need to wonder it.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
It's not a thing. Go ahead, gimbi.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Two reasons, Okay. One of them the baby was born
with fetal alcohol syndrome and is an alcoholic and has
to have it to stay alive.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
No.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Next one, Benjamin Button syndrome. I'm actually on board with that. Okay,
that one I can get in line with. But Benjamin
Button syndrome isn't it. You don't need alcohol. I'm just saying,
you just you're misinterpreting the age. If that's the that's
the thing. This is really a forty three year old
woman who looks like a toddler because of the buttons

(11:07):
and drome.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yeah, yeah, that's it.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Yeah, No, this is clearly a child. Yeah, clearly. Well
you know how some people have they just look really young,
they have babyface. No, that's true. And then there are
people who look like children exactly, and this looks like
a child. They're grown adults, but they just look very
very young. Ran into a guy just turned twenty one,

(11:31):
this one now long ago, Like he looked like he
was seventeen. I'm like, how old are you? But that's different.
That is you're aging and not aware of your age
and how you you know what I'm saying. Like I
see people on TV and they're like they're they're forty five,
and I'm like, god, damn right, you know what I'm saying.
So you, as a person who's aging, doesn't see you
think of yourself as a certain age, and that's it.

(11:54):
And when you see other people you just assume they
You're like, how can you.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Be that old?

Speaker 3 (11:59):
This clear like bone, skeletal structure, all that looks like
a child dressed like a child, drinking beer like an amateur.
Holt like an amateur I was, I would say, I
would say, but I almost start drinking like that, both
hands on the can. Wait a minute and just tilt

(12:20):
you do that anyway from what I hear, Yeah, I
am not saying something. But what if that's not even
beer in that it's just a can, right and they
don't have they didn't have an extra water bottle or
whatever like that. And it was just like, all right, well,
I gotta do something, Megan, here's thirsty.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
So uh down the old truck blog. Blood bloo, blood blug.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Take some of Tommy's water, get it into cans. Then
Tommy and her can share water bottle. Yeah, but Tommy's
an asshole and doesn't want to share. Well, you're taking
it from him anyway, I'm about to give it back.
Hold you, goddam pat, That's what I'm saying. Like Tommy's
giving it, you're taking it from Tommy. Hold on. They
put some water in there for her, and it's like
here you go.

Speaker 6 (13:05):
I mean that could be a thing.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
That could that that that could be it.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
In the article that I found, it said that people
were mentioning that they were empty emptying cans and filling
them with water. I'm just I don't like drinking something
out of a can that was holding something else.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah, means you don't like make some flavors like that.
A toddler doesn't know. Toddlers are picky as hell.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Man. A toddler's just happy to have something to drink
at this point. They're just grateful in life that there's
their thirst is getting quenched.

Speaker 6 (13:38):
Right, They're just happy to be at the college football game.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Taking a kid to a college football games, wild to right.

Speaker 6 (13:44):
And I didn't know that they served at college.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Oh yeah, oh yeah that changed five years ago.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, maybe longer. They realized how much it sucked without it.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
No, no, no, no, they realized how much money, yeah, they
could make by selling beer. They realized all these things
that were happening outside of the stadium were taking cutting
into the proper. People weren't coming into the game. People
were leaving at halftime, going out to their cars, chugging
beers and coming back in or sneaking them in or whatever,
or sneaking them in, And they're like, why don't we

(14:16):
just make money, Let's put the time and temp on
the sign out side. Let's make it easy for ourselves.
Let's give another reason for people to stay. And so
they do, and they make a ton of money and
take I think taking a kid to a pro game.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Or a college game is wild.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
People lose their minds at those places, especially at that age.
My kids are like, I want to go to a
Chiefs game. I'm like, I'm not even paying for me
to go. Yeah, because they don't have children's discounts on tickets. No,
everybody got to have a seat. And when you're spending
that much money, well, I'll take them at some point.

(14:55):
But when you can sit next to me at home
and watch the whole game, I'm on board because they
ain't no playground and narrowhead right, And I gotta mind
my p's and q's when we go, and I want
to be able to drop f.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Bombs that Tex came through.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
The mother has came out and stated that she put
water in the can because the kids wouldn't share the
water that she bought. Okay, and another one. There are
people out there that look like a child or a
preteen but are over twenty one, and they will be
that way for the rest of their life. And of course,
how about there from Germany. I don't know if that's

(15:31):
true or not. I don't know if they're actually from Germany,
but the oh, like that's a possible answer. Oh sorry,
I didn't know you needed a driver's license here.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Right, a culture in our place.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Yeah, yeah, I'm not saying a thing. If that's on you.
You want to break the law, you do it, go ahead.
Best comment was, why are they abusing that child? Get
her a real beer. Kid's clearly a pussy with a koozy. Right,
my hands are cold, and I don't believe that seems

(16:04):
like a weird thing, but the real beer for it
to just no, no, to fill it with water. If
your kids won't share, just buy another water. You're you're
spending money on beer, so you clearly have the money.
Well maybe they spent the only money they had. Right,
you're cutting it that close. You don't need you're making
bad choices anyway.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
You never said she was a good parent, you.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Know, but I don't know you can make bad choices
and still be a good parent. It's like it's like, okay,
well I got a fourteen dollars beer for myself and
a ten dollars water for me and Megan to share.
Tommy's being an asshole, so hold on, Mommy's got to
slam down her ultra real quick. How's that even?

Speaker 2 (16:43):
How's that a wise choice? So Megan has something to
drink out of. Hold on, okay, now let's go to
the fountain.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
And I know they have to have fountains in stadiums,
but I don't know where one is, no, nor am
I drinking out of one. I don't know need after
you know, you know, Todd lost his fantasy bet and
is washing his balls in it, and then I'm the
kids trying to filler water. Fountains are vile anyway, just
the corrosion on them, and then you got like some

(17:16):
slobber guy going.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
They're making out what the damn puss?

Speaker 3 (17:21):
Oh, there's barely any pressure, so they got to put
it on there like you know, they're trying to earn
some flowers on the corner, if you know what I'm saying. Right,
That's that's why like fountains at school, though at least
at my kids school, they're there, ain't they fill bottles?

Speaker 2 (17:40):
There is no water fountain scenario.

Speaker 6 (17:42):
We don't have water funtains anymore.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Cod thing came out through after COVID.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
They're like, no more water fountains, We're going to install
these water bottle fillings. Maybe at my school where my
kids go before COVID that it was like, yeah, they
already did the water bottle filling things. I remember that
was a thing in COVID. I think it was Lendsay's
school who kind of started that sort of. I think at
least first time I heard about it anyway, And I like,

(18:08):
I remember, you know, there was bathroom water breaks and
you will go out and stand in line to take
a drink of the water fountain, and there always some
there's some chad who was like like trying to get
as much as they could because you know, they're they're
the front of the litter, and you always.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Got the guy in they save some for the whales.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Right, And that's and kids like following each other, like
their noses all running and they're like yeah yeah, and
then they get up and it's running down their face.
They're like.

Speaker 6 (18:39):
They get back in line.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
All right, we got it.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
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Speaker 4 (18:49):
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Speaker 3 (19:13):
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News quakies from The Big Mad Morning Show. In ninety seven, five.

Speaker 6 (19:45):
Woman scams her own grandmother out of three hundred thousand
dollars so in southern Illinois, a grandmother was scammed by
her granddaughter living in Florida. The granddaughter, thirty nine year
old Tanya Abbasida of Florida, was sentenced to three years
in prison after scamming her grandma out of more than

(20:07):
three hundred grand She pleaded guilty to twelve counts of
wire fraud in May. According to a press release, between
November twenty twenty one and August of twenty twenty two,
Abasda convinced her grandmother, who lives in Illinois, to wire
money into her bank account under false pretenses on at
least twelve different occasions. Abasda admitted she told her grandmother

(20:30):
she needed the money for the following things. The first
time it was for a transfer of a truck title
into her name, the second time it was for owing
money to the irs, the third was for paying attorney
fees and fines for a motor vehicle accident she was in,
and finally paying the family of an alleged child she

(20:53):
killed in the motor vehicle accident to avoid going to jail.
Yeah In total, Tanny admitted to stealing three hundred and
seventeen thoy forty nine dollars from her grandmother. It says
seniors are warned to avoid giving money to strangers who
may be looking to take advantage of them, but it's
a different kind of deceit when criminals target their own

(21:16):
elderly family members, said US attorney, I appreciate our partnership
with the FBI to bring justice for this grandmother who
was simply wanting to help her grandchild she thought was
in need. According to the press release, Tanya was also
ordered to pay back the three hundred and seventeen thousand
dollars in restitution and serve three years of supervised release.

(21:37):
The fraud perpetrated by Tanya Abasda relied on the love
and devotion of a family member, which is in many
ways more heartless than when the perpetrator is a stranger,
said FBI agents. The FBI upholds an unwavering commitment to
deliver justice to victims of elder fraud and to prioritize

(21:57):
the pursuit of those who deliberately target vullimeors. The case
was brought as part of the Department of Justice's Elder
Justice initiative.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
See what happens when your gentle parent, Yeah, all right,
should be whooping that ass.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Yeah, wouldn't be stealing three hundred thousand.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
It's obviously sarcasm because we don't know if they were
spanked or right. Not right, good lord. It's a whole
nother thing, like stealing from your grandma. I think, for real,
there's a special place in hell for you. Yeah, I
mean stealing from any elderly person, But when it's your
own grandma's that's a whole other thing. I remind my
mom constantly. Don't give money to anyone, right, I don't

(22:35):
care who they are. I don't care if you know them.
Don't give money to not even meat. Don't give me
money because your guard comes down for one second. Well
they really needed help, so yes, so you know what's
all gone right. Three accused of sell stealing seven thousand

(22:58):
dollars in meat comes out of Philadelphia, where Douglas Mathis,
Jamiir Scott and Tarik Duncan.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
We're all arrested after investigators say that they.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
Broke into a locked trailer and stole seven grand worth
of beef. It's part of Operation Beef Bandits, that's what
the calling. And it's a little collaboration between Pennsylvania or
excuse me, Philadelphia and New Jersey. I guess this happens
to be a thing. Not the first story that I've
read where people are stealing mate off of a trail,

(23:31):
but this is the second batch of arrests and officer,
excuse me, Operation beef Bandit, they say. It was previously
announced that three men were arrested for allegedly breaking into
tractor trailers parked at service areas along the New Jersey Turnpike.
So they're like, listen, we got to crack down on
this beef theft. So they're going around catch people stealing,

(23:53):
breaking into trailers. Like two stakes, yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Say tube stakes two because you know bionomics experience. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Man arrested after mushroom overdose. So a man is underrest
in Colorado Springs after two children overdosed on magic mushrooms.
The children from a middle school were hospitalized after ingesting
the drug. Please say they purchased the mushrooms from a
dealer they met through a messaging app. The man, a
twenty one year old Damien Salona, is facing several charges,

(24:29):
including unlawful distribution and contributy contributing to the delinquency of
a minor. I didn't know that overdosing on shrooms is
a thing. It is rare, but you can take enough
that it puts you in the hospital because they got

(24:53):
to pump your stomach right, right, You're not overdoses and't
like you're gonna die from it, like if you overdosed
on heroin or something. Right, it just too much, Like
I guess tummy wouldn't be full.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Right, you just can't handle it. I seen this great video.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
The it was yesterday as a matter of fact, about
this young little bear cub that had been walking through
the woods and found some mushrooms and started eating the
mushrooms and then you can tell when the mushrooms kicking
and he just falls straight over and he's like, yeah.
I was like, I know what you're going through, bro,

(25:28):
give a time, it'll pass.

Speaker 6 (25:29):
So what does your body go through if you're overdosing
on a mushroom? Does it dehydrate you? Does it just
make you like hallucinate?

Speaker 3 (25:36):
I think in this scenario, the overdose is more of
like their kid was tripping balls and they needed to
pump his stomach or charcoal in his stomach or something,
you know, pumping fluid full of fluids to like try
and pass everything.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Couldn't handle the trip that they were on.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
Yeah, yeah, and he probably was panicking and.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
You know, freaking out.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Yeah, probably some other things. But we should also point
out the bear video. Their stomach can handle shrooms. Your
body cannot. They can handle foods that are poisoned to you.
And I this kid like so they were twelve, and
they were on some telegram messaging app that I didn't

(26:19):
know existed. There's so many of them out there. I
don't even know how you find the drug dealer. And
I was thinking, because twenty one to twelve nine years,
it's not a giant leap that obviously there's dramatic age difference,
but it's only nine years. And there's just no empathy
because I guess times are tough and you'll just take
any customer you can get.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
I guess how much, and that.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Says that they got two ounces of shrooms. I don't
know how much two ounces of shrooms run, but I'm
gonna say twenty five thirty five bucks.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
I was gonna say more like maybe a hundred.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
But okay, because okay, so now we're just where does
a kid get one hundred bucks cash? Cash? Twelve year old?
Big difference between buying something on the cards already saving
on an account, Grandma, Yeah, allowance, there's always allowance. Yep,
there's always selling your own stuff. Quick survey, quick survey,

(27:11):
bmmss space whatever. The answer is, what's your going weekly
rate for allowance? Right now?

Speaker 2 (27:16):
We don't do allowance in my house.

Speaker 6 (27:17):
I don't either.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
I'm not a believer in allowance. I mean, it is
possible for these kids to save up to formulate a plan. Sure, Hey, here,
if we save up a month's worth of our allowance,
we can good enough to buy a bunch of mushrooms
and see where we're gonna have.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
You Just see what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Yeah, And of course again there's always they can sell
their stuff, video games, you know, shoes, whatever, sell their
own product, you know what I mean, their own belongings
to make some money that way. So that's one way,
or I don't know, just mom and dad. I appreciate
the encouragement for entrepreneurship at twelve that you're selling.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yeah, but I don't know.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
I'm I'd be a little sh shocked by that at twelve, Okay,
Like someone would have to show you how to do
all those.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Things, show you how to sell your stiff. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Yeah, today's modern society, it's not that hard, dude. I
was hustling at that age mull and lawns to make money.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
That's different. That's different. But you had to.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Borrow the parents mower, you had to buy gas, like,
there was some involvement from another person that would be needed.
So I'm not saying it's not out of the room
of possibility, but it's not a solo thing, right, But
I also knew how to sell things too. I know
how that basic consumeritism works. You know. It's like I
sell something of mine, I get money for it. So
it's like, well, I've got this pair of Nikes that

(28:35):
I don't ever wear. I'll sell them to this kid
for fifty bucks, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
So, and today's.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Modern technology, get on the internet, YouTube, figure out how
to do anything. So, and especially with kids as tech
savvy as they are nowadays, I wouldn't surprise me if.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
That was the route with it.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
I mean, I'll buy the educating yourself through online, I'll
buy that. But to set up an eBay account or
something to that regard, or a Facebook marketplace or something
like that, right, it takes a few more steps. For Again,
one hundred bucks is not like a walk in the park.
I don't know how much kids money, my kids having

(29:13):
their piggy bank, but I would know when it was gone.
But and that's only three years older than my oldest. Yeah,
it's here saying our daughter's allowance is five dollars a
day basic chores. So at the end of five dollars
a day, yeah, that's what it's that's wild. At the
end of the week, they're getting what forty bucks for

(29:37):
so okay, thirty five? Yes, for seven days? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
So you do that two weeks, that's seventy bucks, man,
that's wild, seventy bucks at the end of the month.
Here's why, this is why I'm against allowance. This is
why this is wild to me. I'm trying to teach
you to appreciate and understand how you get money. And
he ain't getting five dollars a day just cuz and
there are things around our house that we have to

(29:58):
do to keep the house going, and I'm not giving
you money for that. Folding laundry doesn't get you allowance
in my house because you gotta fold laundry. And when
you get older, you don't get money for folding your
own laundry. Ain't that the damn So I ain't giving
you money for stuff we gotta do to keep the
house to a certain level as a group, right, exactly,
five bucks a week and two ounces of shrooms could

(30:21):
be about one hundred and fifty bucks. The more you buy,
the cheaper you get. Birthday money is another one. Yeah,
forget about that. Huh yeah, Old granny or you know,
Grandpa's like you're ten years old, here's a fifty when
you're ten.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
You're like, I'm rich, bitch.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
This is a giant Like birthday money is a giant
point of contention between my wife and I because she's like,
I don't know, like forty bucks. I'm like forty bucks
for birthdays. Yeah, She's like, yeah, we'll just give the
forty dollars cash. I'm like, that's insane. Well, you know
that's insane. Bid nomics.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
You gotta give more because everything's more?

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Why do I have to give you four? I don't
understand when we're gonna do Why can't it just be ten?

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Right? Kids at age?

Speaker 6 (31:03):
For your own child or someone else's chea, anybody other
than our children.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Yeah, that's a lot, depending on the age. I guess.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Now, anyone, Why do I have to give you more
than ten dollars? I think for somebody that's you know,
over eighteen, forty bucks is good.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Why why do you need forty dollars because they're going
to do more with it? I mean there's food there.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Sure, I understand the idea of more money gets you
more things, But why do I have to give you
forty because you were born?

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Because you want to be generous, not being known as
a cheap ass.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
Yeah, it's not beating a cheap I guess I was eighteen, nineteen,
twenty years old, and you're like, happy eighteenth birthday, gimpie,
here's a card and there's ten bucks I and be
like great things. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well that's that's on you.
Because forty year old you will go well, that made sense,
because who needs that much money? At eighteen.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
And a weekend of hard work.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
They can make two hundred three hundred dollars easily doable.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
That is all I'm saying for a twelve to fifteen
year old.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Okay, let's unpack that, because that's fascinating. In a weekend
of hard work. They can make two to three hundred
twelve to fifteen year olds a weekend of hard work.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (32:12):
There's more context. There's a text before that, as an uncle,
I give my nieces and nephews. This is from the
same person as an uncle, I give my nieces a
nephews fifty to one hundred bucks if they helped me
with a project. And then it follows up with a
second one that I've originally read. In a weekend of
hard work, they can make two three hundred dollars. Yeah, okay,

(32:32):
how many projects are you doing in a weekend?

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yeah? Before Bidenomics, it was ten to twenty dollars.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
My kid's allowance is a roof over their head and
food in their bellies. Right, my kid's allowance is free rent. Yeah,
and I'm only doing that because I gotta, because the
state makes you. All Right, we got to take a break.
We'll be back.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
The Big Med Morning Show returns next Tulsa's Morning Show
ninety seven kmod.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show nine eight
four six, oh katemod. You can also text bmms and
then what you want to say to eight two, nine
four or five. I don't know if Lindsay's got this,
but I'm going to bring it up. And yesterday it
came out that this University of Nevada Las Vegas quarterback
has decided to.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Transfer from the school.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
And there are three and zero and he's the starting
quarterback and he says he's moving on because they promised
to give him a hundred thousand dollars and they didn't.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Hey me, bitch, I mean, if.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
You tell somebody you're going to pay them, And then
you don't right, And apparently the head coach said, I
didn't make that promise. An assistant coach did during his
transfer because he came from another school to there, and
the head coach is like, min make that promise. So
it didn't come for me. It wasn't real. And how
they're dealing with this third game in I don't know.

(34:12):
And then it comes out as agent never got it
in writing huh, and you're you know, some people are
going to have the attitude of like that's byes or whatever. Well,
it is the reality of the sport. Now, So is
he going to transfer to another school that will give
him one hundred thousand dollars. I'm sure he will. I'm
sure he will. Is going to shop around to get
college to coach?

Speaker 2 (34:33):
They all do. That was already happening.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
Athletes are college athletes are already doing that, but this
is now.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
I think there was a little bit of they were
trying not to.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
And so now the now this player, some of these
players are like, screw you. If you're not gonna play me,
I'm not I'm not playing. If you're not gonna pay me,
I'm not playing.

Speaker 6 (34:54):
Did he have that in writing.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
No, apparently has the agent failed to get that in writing?

Speaker 3 (34:58):
But I don't know. Again, it was the wild it's
the wild West. They were still in the new part,
So how much of it was ever in writing?

Speaker 6 (35:05):
Right? I don't know. That's why I think you need
to get all of that kind of stuff in writing
for sure, protect yourself.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
Sure again, these are kids though, so like you expect
whoever the adults in their room to be honest, right, yeah, right,
but it's a little shady and these these and what
do you expect these athletes to do? The college programs
have been completely selfish for how long?

Speaker 2 (35:30):
And now when the.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Players are were like stupid players? What are you talking about?
You have the complete destruction of conferences because you're like,
initially conferences were supposed to make it regional so the
travel time wouldn't be bad for players so they can
make it to class, and you destroyed all that. So
you can't tell me any of it is about the
schooling anymore.

Speaker 6 (35:51):
Nocheck.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Yeah, So we can't be hating on the players then,
because they want their payday, right, And if you promised
anybody on your staff spoke on your behalf, then you
have to I think he has a lawsuit on his hands,
you think so.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
I think so.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
If somebody representing them says we're going to give you
money and then you do not right, No, he said
he would give you money. Wen, you got a mouster pocket.
So if the assistant coach says anything else, like we
want you to come play for here, it doesn't mean
anything until the head coach says it.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
No, that's not true.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Right, Well, you said we want you to play for us.
I'll give you one hundred thousand dollars if you come
play for us. Heresiw Loopohl and me, he said, I
that's all right, but right, but if you have the
assistant coach ever represent you in any other manner and
you honor those.

Speaker 6 (36:44):
Words, yeah for sure. Well then then if you wanted
to misstay, then make it come out of the assistant
coaches pocket.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Well that's not how budgets worked.

Speaker 6 (36:54):
Right, I know. But also get it in writing, that's
get it in writing.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Yeah. I've had people offer me radio jobs and they
tell me all these things, and I'm like, as soon
as you send me the email, we're good. Never hear
from it, right, babe, And maybe that looks me makes
Maybe I missed opportunities. For that, you got to trust
some people and take some chances, which I think is
true in life. But also I know the industry I
work in, and so I just don't trust people that much.

Speaker 6 (37:35):
The Browns star quarterback isn't interested in a position change.
Deshaun Watson told the media yesterday that he won't ask
for more designed runs out of the offense. He also
said he's not a running back and Cleveland signed him
to throw the ball. The team is running twenty fourth
in the league in rushing with just under ninety six
yards per game. Watson is also struggling in the passing attack.

(37:58):
The twenty nine year old is twenty six in the
NFL in yards with five hundred and fifty one and
has just three touchdowns to go with two interceptions. Watson
is also ranked thirtieth in quarterback rating, which is second
to last in the league, next to the recently benched
Bryce Young.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
And the Browns deserve everything they got on that deal.
They deserve everything they got to think they got the
quarterback of the century or that was a good move
with all the negative attention, and he had to set
out there was no track record.

Speaker 6 (38:32):
Yeah, yeah, and that's your balls of the Wall sports,
He's trash. I'm Lindsay on ninety seven to five KMOD.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine six
oh KMOD, Good morning.

Speaker 6 (38:56):
Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn. Celebrate one hundred years of the
Canes Ballroom. We've got seven Dust, We've got Social Distortion.
The Social Distortion Show is actually sold out, but you
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twentieth at the Canes.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Good morning, Gibbie, Well, good morning Corbyn.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Eleven Days of Awesome starts today, runs through October six.
It is the Tulsa State Fair. We're gonna be giving
away Mega. Ryan passes here in just a little bit.
Somebody text in there like I want to play for
corn please my nine year old. We have a special bond.
Texting in isn't how you play your.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Call or not on location.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Yeah, you got a call at seven point thirty, so
texting in and playing your kid as a wedge is
not gonna work. All right, let's see what Gimpe wants
to talk about.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Brown, No world, take my strong hand, Give train moment,
Give train then lot world, take ma from.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Yeah train.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
I had seen on Facebook the other day this post.
And you know when anything on social media or on
the internet, the comments is where it's at.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Right, So I'm like, well, that's fun.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
I'm going to save this post and I'm going to
talk about it on Thursday.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Right.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
So I get in and I get set up this morning,
and I go open up my Facebook and I go
to my saved post or whatnot, and uh, I was like, okay,
there it is. What the Hell's all these other ones
that I saved? And I think one of them was
like a kayak that was for sale. Another one was
like are you in the market for kayak? I was,
and kind of still am. Actually they're fun. Now before

(40:48):
people text, would you just go in circles? No, okay,
I'm just trying to avoid the text. I'm trying to
eminem and it no no, no, no, no no no.
When remember well over the summertime, when I went down
the river right at the at the Rockta River Fest,
I was in a kayak then and that's when I
burnt myself all the way up to.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
My butt cheeks.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Oh yeah, yeah eh. Anyhow so I was like, all right, well,
that's cool. That's kayak that I had I apparently thought
I needed to save or whatever, and it was sold.
So I cleared that out, and there was a motorcycle
in a couple of cars. And then and then there
was a post that I hadn't made five years ago
that I saved and I totally forgot about. And I

(41:31):
started reading through the comments on that, and I was like, well,
these comments are amazing. So I shifted gears from the
original one over to this post that I made five
years ago. So we're gonna go through the comments on that,
and you can play a long too. The question is,
the question that I had posed, is what's the most
heinous thing you've ever witnessed? The most heinous thing you've

(41:54):
ever witnessed? All right, So go through the comments here.
The first one childbirth, and I'm like, okay, I have
seen childbirths. I've seen all three of my kids be born.
One of them, I made the mistake of looking beyond
the curtain, and I was like, oh God, and it

(42:15):
kind of changed how that.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Area looked for me. For a while.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
I was like that, I did not know that it
could stretch out that wide. Very interesting, and now I
know why they call it a hippo yawn, because that's
what it looks like. I also feel like people like
men specifically say that, like they feel like they have
to say that when I feel like there's a counterbalance
to it, like it's pretty amazing.

Speaker 6 (42:39):
It is.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
It is bizarre, for sure, but also quite amazing.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Yeah, it was pretty awesome to see this life get
pushed out of another life, you know, and be brought
into this world.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Does to stop it from being disgusting though?

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Yeah, I'm not somebody who labels it as disgusting. Now
that baby comes out, it's got all the white goop
on it, you know, and they got to clean the
crust off of it, and of course there's the jellum
jelloey afterbirth that comes with it.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Pla Santa.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
Yeah, so disgusting yes, Hainas, I don't know. But disgusting, yes,
not unless the question is what's the most heinous thing
you've ever witnessed? Another one, somebody said someone eating sushi
with a fork eating sushi with the fork, Nah, I
mean they're probably just trying to be funny. That's not
Haino's a little weird. But I guess if you can't
use chopsticks, which really hungry I first started eating sushi,

(43:30):
I was always raised up like I don't eat bait.
My parents never wear sushi fang litipious. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
So I didn't have my very first try sushi till
I was thirty. Right, and my friend, my neighbor, she
takes me over to the sushi train, right, which is
where I fell in love with sushi. And that's where
I go. Right, And I'm over there, and I never

(43:51):
used chopsticks before, right, So I'm trying to figure this out.
I'm using my one good hand because obvious clearly I
can't use it with Madilda best, right, it just doesn't
work out that way. So the guy comes up, the
manager or whatever. He's like, hey man, you need some help.
Can I get you some of these learners sticks, you know,
the ones with the rubber bands in the springs. No, no,

(44:11):
I do not need I will figure it out.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
And I'm did. Now let's flash forward.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
How old am I now?

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Forty four? Fourteen years later?

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Fourteen years later, there's this new sushi place on seventy
first Street, right, Mizo's I think is the name of
it or whatever. It's a new all you can eat
sushi plays. It's not like a buffet or like the
train where it goes around and circles whatever. You can
eat as much as you want, as much as you want.
It's thirty six dollars and they don't pay me. But
it was all right, so I'm gonna go ahead. But

(44:43):
it's like thirty six bucks and it's all you can eat,
and you order whatever roles you want. They come in
and full stack rolls, not just a few pieces here,
a few pieces there. My girlfriend and I went to
try it out right, and ever since my motorcycle accident,
I have had some issues with trying to get the
chopsticks to work for me, but I still make it
work out right. And then I'll be damned if that

(45:05):
young lady they're at this new restaurant, this new sushi place,
says hey, do you need some help? Can I get
you some of the trainer sticks? No, I do not
need your trainer sticks. I will figure it out. And
this is a great absolutely.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
Yeah. Yeah, it helps you overcome things. Man.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
It's like people dog on me because sometimes I'll eat
pizza with a fork and they're like, oh ha.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Right, or your French fries.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Yeah, and I'm just like I, Okay, if that really
makes you that uncomfortable, you could look away. Yeah, yeah,
you don't want to pick it up with your hands,
get your hands on nasty. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Eat your food.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
Yeah, it's eating food. Who cares if somebody had mentioned
that the most heinous thing they've ever seen was somebody
eating sushi with a fork. And then I scrolled down
a little more and we're just going through these comments,
right This one here says a tow truck put a
cable across the road. The guy flagging traffic to stop
was talking to a car and tried to explain why

(46:04):
the road was closed. A kid on a blank a
bike flew around all of us, and his head went
one way and the body and bike went another way.
Could you imagine yeah, witnessing that. No, that right there,
I think fits my post to the tea as the
most heinous thing that you've ever seen. I was as
I'm trying to recall some events in my life. Of

(46:26):
the ones that are populating my mind of heinous things
that I have witnessed, the two that are taking control are.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Motorcycle accidents that i've witnessed. That's fair. That's fair. I
don't think I've ever witnessed one besides the one that
I was in.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
That's fair. One I witnessed. The other was the picture
of an accident a first responder I know sent to me. Okay, yeah,
and they can be pretty they could be pretty heinous,
especially if you're not wearing a helmet or wearing any
proper gear. Road rash A mother man, I'll tell you what.
Some of the gnarliest stuff is road rash and having
to deal with that. Going back through these comments on

(47:10):
this post that I made five years ago, this one
person had posted on here watched a guy trying to
commit suicide jump in front of a big yellow rider
truck on riverside and says, I was the car behind
the truck and it was pretty bad. How much did
you see behind the rider truck? Are those even a thing?
Any like?

Speaker 2 (47:32):
How much did you see behind the rider truck? I
don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
Maybe they saw the accident and then went around it
afterwards and saw the aftermath, but I don't know. But
a guy trying to commit suicide by jumping in front
of a truck. So when I drive to work in
the morning. I go south on Yale from forty four
forty four to seventy first Street. I will not ride
in the right hand lane on Yale because there are people,

(47:57):
sometimes homeless people, and you can't see for a good
stretch from fifty first to sixty first because of the
over the trees that kind of hang over, and I've
seen people have been hit there numerous times, runners homeless,
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
I can't see him.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
So I just get over into the middle lane, just
to avoid that type of scenario because I don't know
what people are dealing with. Slows things down a little bit,
but doesn't stop it from happening. Right, people can still
run out in front of you, but I get what
you're trying. If you're gonna run to the middle lane,
I got plenty of time. I have way more time
to slow down, I suppose if you're riding in the
on the side. Yeah, somebody just steps off or jumps

(48:36):
in front of you, like this person. Another comment, most
heinous thing that you've ever witnessed. So I saw this
guy beating the s out of this woman while she
was holding a baby, and me being the kind of
guy I am I step in and beat the s
out of him and gave the girl a ride to
the hospital. Says I held her baby while she checked in.

(48:58):
Her mom was called, she showed up, and I left.
Don't know her name or anything to this day. Would
you step in in a situation like Kat Corman of
a woman getting hit, Yeah, while holding a baby, Absolutely,
and then beat the s out of the guy that
was doing it. I don't know if I would beat
the s, but I would definitely try to neutralize the events.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
At least separate the two. I'm with you on that.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
I'm gonna try and break your knees probably, Yeah, I'm
gonna try and kick your knees out. This person here
said they mentioned the most heinous thing they've ever witnessed
was a man chopping off his arm in Walmart. What. Yeah,
there's some crazy stuff that goes down to Walmart. Remember
this one over here off at eighty first Riverside There

(49:38):
was a gal that was making meth while hiding in
the clothes rack. Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to fit like chopping.
If I see somebody walking around with a hatchet in Walmart,
I'm concerned. Yeah, I'm gonna try and put distances your
friend always. Yeah, I'm going to the other side of
the door. Yeah, I may even leave leave my cart.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
It just is not normal behavior for someone to carry
an un is that the sheathed? Yeah, hatchet, that's not normal.
I don't even know if they sell hatchets at wal Mart.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
They do them, they do.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
I bought one for a Christmas gift last year, and
was it It was like a kid.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
It was like it was a It was.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
A hatchet and a fire starter and it was packaged goods.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
If it's not packaged, that's alarming to me. And then
to see them swinging it round, right.

Speaker 6 (50:29):
Yeah, are you gonna let someone on your way out?

Speaker 2 (50:31):
Though?

Speaker 3 (50:32):
I'm trying to think, like what do you mean, like
tell tell Gertrude, Hey, that's all seven.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
They need help, right, No, I'm I'm leaving. They have cameras.
I'm trying to think. How you hatchet your arm off?

Speaker 3 (50:46):
Well, I mean you could put it up against something solid,
like a wall, and then it takes a lot of
balls for that, because then you got to drug with
one arm, or drugs. You gotta swing with one arm
and just sit there and whack the crap out of
it until it finally comes on. I would buy one swing.
Multiple is where you lose me, all right, because the

(51:07):
pain would start to set him unless, like you said, drugs.
I mean, I could get the I could get the
kannus to do it once. But then I would think
and maybe the adrenalin would cover it up. But I
would think the visual and the pain would all give
me some reflection.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
I mean that's you being a normal, yeah, a non
crazy person.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Right.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
I remember on Springer it was like twenty years ago
or whatever, but they had a guest on there. Now
again it's Springer, and it could all be made up.
But they say that he cut his legs off with
a circular saw because he wanted to get disability. So
he took his circular saw and cut his own legs
off so he can get disability. Now that's pretty yeah,

(51:50):
But I think they're the crazy person. The person on
drugs cutting off their own limbs isn't that big of
a deal. Another comment on this post that I made
five years ago of what's the most pain thing he
witnessed is this person says a little girl killing a cat.
It doesn't say.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
How is that a porn or? Like, what do we know?

Speaker 3 (52:10):
I'm imagining it's not. I'm imagining this little girl actually
killed the poor, innocent, defenseless kitten. Another person that commented
on here watching a burn victim scream from the pain.
That's gotta suck. Yeah, I've seen someone being burn alive.
Would be rough, most hatinous thing I've ever witnessed. Watched

(52:31):
a girl high af off of who knows what, go
to town on herself behind a restaurant.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Heinous, I don't.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
Know, weird, slightly erotic, sure, heinous, I don't know. Another
person commented a man killed his four year old daughter
with a rock because she played with the little boy
across the street.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
And he didn't like that family.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Yikes, as to which somebody responded to that comment with
an OMG. And that person the original commenter said, al
alaja Auja middle Eastern place wasn't a great place to be,
so that kind of explains why all that happened. Don't
make it right and still probably hainus. If this guy's

(53:18):
gonna kill his four year old daughter with a rock
because she was playing with the little boy of a
family he didn't line, hainess thing. Eyewitnessed. I was behind
a truck with a dog in the bed. Dog was
leashed to the truck and he climbed on the back
and basically the pavement skid. It skied behind while I
tried to get the driver's attention. Oh good, poor little
fellow must try to keep up for miles. So yeah,

(53:40):
Oh that's a real that's a movie quote. By the way,
what really happens? This comment texted in it says, I
was behind a dump TRUFLE one sixty nine.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
That hits a dot worker on the highway.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
His leg came off at the knee and bounced off
my windshield. Watched as they tried to revive him. Sadly
he died. That has to be a thing that it happens.
You're like, what hit my windshield? Yeah, there's no way.
You're like, hey, there's a leg boom and it's hit
my windshield, and there go Like, I don't feel like
there'd be enough time, but I mean.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
You could probably it.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
Probably you could probably make out at least the shape
of a leg with a foot and a shoe, And
especially if like the Nike swoosh hits you right in
your eye.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Level, you could be like that was totally a leg Maybe. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
I have never had my vehicle struck by a body part,
so I cannot explain. I just know I've had things
hit by my car and usually was like, what was that?

Speaker 2 (54:33):
All right?

Speaker 3 (54:34):
Another person texted in had a man jump in front
of a city bus.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
And got ran over. Okay, that's one way to take
care of yourself.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
This person here says on the comments on a post
that I made five years ago, what's the most heinous
thing you witnessed Wendy's shooting in ninety four? I don't
remember that, but I wasn't around here in ninety four,
So what else have we got here? This person in
Oklahoma state winning bedlam game the most heinous thing that
you've ever seen? So the Wendy's thing, it made national news, okay,

(55:09):
and it's when a fast food worker opened fire in
a in a in a Windy's.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Okay, it happened.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Ten shots were fired and then he ran out of bullets.
He surrendered at gunpoint. And a Wendy's in East Tulsa, Wow,
no one was killed. The number of students that were
in there, from the from a school and the firepower
twenty six potential victims, but nobody was killed.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
That's a miracle.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
Yeah, they said. The person that did it was weird.
The manager was said that it's unclear. A lot of
kids were there from Tulsa East Central eating. He came
out into the seating area, had everybody lie down, He
hesitated a bit, and then he just started firing.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Wow students.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
One student said she was spared only because the gunman
ran out of bullets.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
I ain't to ask.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
Something that's got to be pretty traumatizing for everybody involved.
As someone who's lived here twenty four years, I've not
heard that until just now. Yeah, and we've heard a
lot of crazy stories on the show. I wasn't living
in Tulsa at that time. I was in Oklahoma, but
I was fourteen at the time and sure as hell
wasn't watching the news. So another person that commented on

(56:32):
this post that I made five years ago was the
most handious think I've ever witnessed. This old guy walks
comes into this bar I was working at, and he
had a young guy that was working with his crew,
and he, out of nowhere tells this young man to
s his d and then the young guy says no,
and then he demanded them to do it, and so
he ended up doing it and says, I can't believe

(56:55):
he was doing this in front of everyone, or the time,
this practice. These are crazy things that people have seen.
Even though you didn't use dirty words, the act of
which you're describing was the problem. Uh, huh Uh. This
person commented walking in on my parents heinous, disturbed?

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Do you think you got here?

Speaker 3 (57:16):
Stupid? Right?

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Right?

Speaker 3 (57:17):
But nobody wants to see he wanting to see it
and heinous are not the same thing. I watched a
video online where a woman changed her name and her
husband's phone to mom and then sent him dirty text
and he couldn't handle it, Like obviously it freaked him out,
which is a weird trick to play on your husband.
But uh, that gross, yes, disturbing, heinous equal to some

(57:46):
of the other really horrible things we've described, right, like
suicide bombings. There was another comment that somebody left a
leg hitting a windshield. That's it's equal to that. Huh.
Everybody defies heinous differently. No, it's like mail, that's fair,
that's fair.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
This other person comments at a nine year old huffing
gas and the parents laughing about it. Oh my yeah, yeah,
what else we got here? I was sixteen walking home,
I witnessed a drunk driver hitting a guy in his
own front yard while he was taking his dog out.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
The dog walker died pretty badly.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
Yeah, this other text here it was. It was a
comment from five years ago. Was the most heinous thing
that you've ever witnessed. This person says it wasn't real.
But the rape scene and Human centiped two first movie
almost turned off almost keyword right there.

Speaker 6 (58:38):
Yeah I didn't.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
I did turn it off.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
I started watching Human centip two and I was like,
this is too much for me.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
I'm out the door. I don't love watching rape scenes.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
It's very uncomfortable for everybody involved' that's just me. There's
a couple of video type of things I won't watch.
Children getting sexually abused, it rape call me. I know
I'm a pussy, but or a beta. I just not
my thing. Man as is the last one before we go,

(59:09):
most handous thing you've ever witnessed. Coming home from BMMS
fest and finding my dog had been mutilated by two
next door neighbors pit bulls that had broken in my
backyard and gotten through my doggy door and almost tore
her right leg off in my living room. She died
after four hours of surgery that next morning. Nobody should

(59:29):
have doggy doors.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
For that reason. For him and people can crawl in them.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
And animal any animal. Yeah, I can do a lock,
and or they can do the magnet thing like. The
dog has a special collar. When he gets close to it,
the magnet releases, so the dog can go through the
door whenever it wants.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Yeah, you lazy pos, get up and let your dog out.
It'll be okay. Anyhow, people are seeing some pretty hang
us things. Be brown.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
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I am running away with this one with fifteen, Lindsay's
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That'd be me, So Corbyn and Lindsay at nine one
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Good us Matthew?

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
Hello Matthew? How are you?

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
I'm doing by?

Speaker 6 (01:01:41):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
You doing? Corbyn?

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Matthew?

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
Who do you want to give clues? Lindsay or Corbyn?

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
We's new U Corbyn.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
Let's catch it sixty seconds around the clock. Timers starts
after the first clue. Here we go, Uh, blank softener,
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you're bad, you get one of these with.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
A paddle, spanking, spank bank.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
There just yeah, uh, the grand blank it is a yes, calligraphy, Uh,
signing your name somebody?

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
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of a band.

Speaker 3 (01:02:40):
Move on, I said one of the words, I said
one of the words blank fire blank site camp correct camp.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
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Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
This is a place you go when you need money
and then sometimes you can go back and get it.
That's also a place to find cheap tools or correct. Yes, uh,
this is an there's an ugly one of these during
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It might be good enough, Matthew, So don't worry, hang on,

(01:03:09):
don't go anywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
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Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
What is your name, Tony? You and Lindsay have to
beat five? Okay, Okay, here we go, Tony.

Speaker 6 (01:03:21):
Think of the Oasis song Champagne Blank in the sky
when a star explodes. Yes. Uh, this is like Facebook,
only a different social media place to post things. No, no, newer,
newer marketplace. Yeah, you post on social media. If you're

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not using Facebook, you're using what It's usually just pictures,
just no, just pictures Instagram. Yes, you want to do
something and I want to do something else. But we'll
do yes. Uh huh uh. This is another word for

(01:04:09):
the place you get gas, the old fashioned word for
it fuel station.

Speaker 7 (01:04:16):
Gas station.

Speaker 6 (01:04:17):
Yes you said it, but uh put the the first
one you said, gil uh huh oh no not fuel.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
Time crap time time time time three was not enough, man.
I'm so sorry, Tony.

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Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
Okay, thank you, have a good guys. You two sir,
don't go anywhere. Here's the one that Lindsay ended on.
He was so close to this. Yeah, this is an
old fashioned term self served. The guy would come out
and do this to your gas tank?

Speaker 6 (01:05:10):
Did he say? Did he say bill or fuel?

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
He said fueling?

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
Okay, yeah, nice try, yeah, nice try, Lindsay.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Here's the one that I ended on.

Speaker 6 (01:05:20):
Yeah, I mean you had it. December twenty fifth. What
you wear at the Ugly December fifth party?

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
December twenty fifth, party.

Speaker 6 (01:05:30):
Yeah, some people. He said twenty fifth.

Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
No, he's just a fifth. No, I didn't know you did.

Speaker 6 (01:05:37):
He has heard me wrong, just like I heard him wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
Yeah, awesome, that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
That was fun.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
What about the one that I messed up?

Speaker 6 (01:05:45):
Yeah? Your penmanship is really nice. You have nice blank?

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
Yeah another word for penmanship?

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
Yeah yeah, handwriting Your blank looks like chicken scratch.

Speaker 6 (01:05:57):
Yeah. You must be a doctor because you're penmanship.

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
Sucks part of an HJ but not the job part.
And you use a pin.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
The record now, Oh, it keeps me in leading with fifteen,
keeps Lindsey with eleven. Bud moves you, deny, take a
break and we'll be back.

Speaker 4 (01:06:20):
You're listening to The Big Man Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
This is Tulsa's Morning Shown. Good morning, It's The Big

(01:06:43):
Man Morning Show. Top list coming up plus Conspiracy Theory Thursday.
Right now, though, we got to see what Ghimpie has
in his four by four. Well, all but that says
here that New York Mayor Adams has been indicted. Federal
prosecutors are expected to unseal a criminal indictment against New

(01:07:03):
York City Mayor Eric Adams today, according to multiple sources,
The indictment stems from a federal corruption investigation that focus
is at least in parts, on whether Adams and his
campaign considered or conspired to receive illegal contributions from a
government of Turkey. When the federal indictment is unsealed, Adams

(01:07:26):
will become the first sitting mayor of New York to
be charged with a crime that I think there's something
going on here that we're not Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
Yeah, yeah, we haven't got the full story yet. I
we'll find out later. Yeah, they unsealed things.

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
Yeah, the rumor is is that he was taking money
from somebody connected to Turkey or acting as an agent
on behalf of America with Turkey.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
We'll see what all that means. But that's a this
is wild. Yeah, that's pretty insane stuff. Moving forward.

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
Boeing in union to resume talks to The news comes
almost two weeks after more than thirty two thousand workers
in Seattle area and Portland, Oregon, walked off the job.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
The strike by the.

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
Machinists union is its first since two thousand and eight.
The walkout has halted production of airplane models, including the
seven thirty seven Max, which is Boeing's best seller. Earlier
this week, Boeing presented the union what is called its
best and final offer. It's said to include a thirty
percent raise over four years and restore is a performance

(01:08:33):
Bonus' is thirty percent over four years?

Speaker 4 (01:08:35):
Good?

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
I mean, hell, I think that's pretty good. How big
has your bonus been over that amount of time?

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
Rude?

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
I'm just saying, just miss it by one. I just
asked for cost of you know, inflation, and they laugh
at me.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Right right?

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
What else we got here? Norfolk Southern to pay six
hundred million dollars to settle claims and East Palestine derailment
if you remember that from a couple from last year,
the Norfolk Southern where we pay six hundred million dollars
to settle claims related to the twenty twenty three training
morrilment that dumped hazardous chemicals in East Palestine, Ohio. A

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federal judge approved the settlements, which was first announced in
April and does not include an admission of wrongdoing from
the railroad company. And then, lastly, here Southwest Airline announces
new NonStop flight from Tulsa to Nashville. Yesterday, they announced
a new daily NonStop service between Tulsa and Nashville. Starting

(01:09:35):
on April eighth of twenty twenty five. This new service
will be operated once daily both to and from Nashville
year round, including Nashville. Southwest will have ten NonStop destinations
from Tulsa, including Austin, Chicago, Dallas, Denver, Houston, Las Vegas, Orlando, Phoenix,

(01:09:58):
and Saint Louis.

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
All those Batchel what parties they got to get planned today?
Right at this time, Southwest.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
Will be the only carrier offering a NonStop flight from
Tulsa to Nashville.

Speaker 6 (01:10:21):
The Washington Commanders will be without one of their top
weapons on Sunday. Running Back Austin Eckler is out for
the team's Week four game at the Arizona Cardinals with
a concussion. The injury occurred in the third quarter of
the team's Week three win over the Cincinnati Bengals. In
three games this season, Austin is thirteen carries for eighty

(01:10:43):
three yards and a touchdown, as well as nine receptions
for one hundred and twenty one yards in three games.
Defensive end Cleveland Ferrell is also out for Sunday's game
with a knee injury. The Broncos will be without their
leading tackler for the rest of the season. For linebacker
Alex Singleton suffered a torn acl and Sunday's win over

(01:11:04):
the Tampa Bay Buccaneers that will sideline him for the
remainder of the year. Denver coach Sean Payton said that
Singleton suffered the injury on the eighth defensive snap of
the game, but continued to play and finished out the contest.
The thirty year old was placed on injured reserve and
will finish the season with thirty one total tackles and
one interception. He's wrecked up three hundred and seventy one

(01:11:27):
tackles through thirty seven games with Denver over the past
three seasons. The Broncos played the New York Jets on
the road Sunday, and the Baltimore Orioles will be without
another starting pitcher for the rest of the season. Grayson
Rodriguez was shut down after he did not improve from
a right shoulder and backstring as quickly as initially thought.

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He's been on the injured list since August seventh. The
twenty four year old was thirteen and four with a
three point eighty six ERA in twenty starts this season.
He joins John Means, Tyler Wells and Kyle Bradish as
the O's starters out for the season, and the Dodgers
are still insure when they're three times Cy Young Award

(01:12:11):
winner will be able to return to the mound. Los
Angeles starting pitcher Clayton Kershaw is in a holding pattern
and there remains no plans for him to face hitters
as he continues to recover from a toe injury. LA
manager Dave Roberts said that he does not believe that
there's been any improvement since Kershaw was placed on the
injured list on August thirty first because of a bone

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spur in his left big toe. The thirty six year
old is two and two with a four point five
to zero ERA in seven starts this season. And that's
your Balls to the Wall Sports. I'm Lindsay in ninety
seven to five km Ode.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
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Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
For conspiracy Theory Thursday.

Speaker 3 (01:13:43):
Today, I have something that sounds hilarious but is an
actual conspiracy. Oh and it's called Mel's Hole. She's a
nice lady.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
It's a dude.

Speaker 6 (01:13:57):
He's a nice guy.

Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
So this is a place that apparently is in Washington
and it all dates back to nineteen ninety seven. Mel
Waters appeared on Art Bells radio show saying that there
was this mysterious hole on his property. He described it

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as a bottomless pit with features like metal lining and
the ability to swallow objects without a trace.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
She's a nice lady, so he.

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
First appeared in nineteen ninety seven on the show and
described the hole's bottomless nature and the eerie occurrences things
like animals being thrown in it.

Speaker 6 (01:14:41):
Right being thrown in it or just walking.

Speaker 3 (01:14:45):
No, no, like he said, thrown in it apparently, which
would make sense if you just listen for the thump
or scream. Well, like if it was if you had
a dead carcass. It's not uncommon on farmland when you
have a ditch or a hole. Let's fill the hole
with a carcass. Yeah, and even appliances that didn't work

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getting dumped into this hole, he said. Even at one point,
and this is where you start losing me on this,
he tried to see how deep the hole was, so
he took a rock, tied fishing line around it, and
dropped it into the hole. Fifteen miles of fishing line.

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
That's a lot of fishing line. It's a lot of time.

Speaker 6 (01:15:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
I agree, it's a lot of fishing line. But it's
also a lot of time. How long do you think
it takes to drop fifteen miles of fishing line?

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
Imagine you're going to be there for a couple hours.

Speaker 3 (01:15:40):
I think much longer than that if you drop at
a rate of I don't even know how fast you
could drop, like maybe a mile an hour maybe.

Speaker 6 (01:15:52):
Well, I mean, is he using a rig to do it?
Or is he using it by hand.

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
Again, I would think by hand, because you're not going
to do a big rig because you don't know how
deep it is.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
It feels like again this is some weird things. Maybe
it is a rig. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
So then he shows up on the show a different
time and he says he was evicted from his land
and that the government had set up and wouldn't even
allow him on his land.

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
Then he's supposed to.

Speaker 3 (01:16:27):
He appears on the show again to talk about Mel's
hole and doesn't call in when he was supposed to.
They get a hold of him, said he was taken
from his home, wound up in San Francisco in an alley,
beat up, doesn't know how he got there, doesn't know
what happened.

Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
Okay, now, now.

Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
Let's fast forward to today. Nobody knows who this is,
Nobody knows where he is, there's no account of who
he is. So the question is is he a real person?
Was this just some yuckit yuck war of the roses
bs made up thing, prank call thing, or.

Speaker 2 (01:17:14):
Was he taken away and erased? Right?

Speaker 6 (01:17:21):
Yeah, I want to know when he called in originally?
Where did he send in pictures of this whole.

Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
Again, this is not now times, So you would have
to stamp and envelope it. Yeah, maybe facts, but you're not.
Maybe MySpace, but you're not. You're not sending anything in.

Speaker 6 (01:17:48):
So because even in nineteen ninety seven he could have
taken a video video footage of it a movie camera
and had that.

Speaker 3 (01:17:59):
Again, you'd have to mail it in sure if you could.
The exact location of it not known. It is not
clear on the exact location of where it is for
Male's Hole, yes, okay. Some claim that there's a supernatural phenomenon,
that that the hole has an electric magnetic interference around it.

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A neighbor lowered a sheep into the hole and upon
retrieval it was mysteriously altered and a strange creature was
found inside the sheep. Some say the government mail reported
being visited by government agents who sealed off his land,
warning him not to return, that it was some military adjustment.

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There is some believed it was extraterrestrial or paranormal. Some
believe is a location into the what are those Middle earthers,
Central earthers, people that believe that that there's this whole
world underneath us. Again, nobody knows who he is where
he is. Some people think he's not real. There is

(01:19:09):
no definitive location for this place. It's never been found.
This is near Ellensburg, Washington. It's been explored by investigators.
People have tried to find it, and there is no
evidence of a whole. Now, there are supernatural pits, which
is a thing, right, that's a real thing. Mel's hole

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is one of them. It's believed to be near Washington.
Like I just told you all about. There is a
TV show called Oh hold on. It's on Amazon Prime
and I'm watching. It's a very bizarre show. Oh not
Amazon Photos.

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
It is a very.

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
Bizarre show of where there's a hole and people like
fall in it and then they come back and it
like makes them supernatural. Okay, like they got superpowers? Yes, okay, interesting,
where's this hole? And can I climb in?

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
I mean would you? Yeah? I want supernatural powers.

Speaker 3 (01:20:17):
And at an expense, at a certain expense, right, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
What are we talking about here? You know? Loss of Memory.
Outer Range is the show on Prime Video.

Speaker 3 (01:20:26):
Okay where this happens. Okay, but you might lose some things.
Some other supernatural pits. The well to Hell in Russia,
scientists drilled a deep borehole into Earth's crust and recorded
the sounds of tortured souls in hell.

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
That is the legend. Huh.

Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
It's been referenced in documentaries and uh lore. Whether you
can really go to it, I'm not sure. Why don't
people go splunking into these holes or maybe even drones

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would would suffice? Yeah, you got We have those nowadays,
so you can just easily send a drone down there
and find out what's going on. You're using logic, guy,
I know. Terrible hell Mouth is another of these supernatural pits.
This one is in Sunnydale, California. The legend is it's
a portal to Hell, which is a classic you know,

(01:21:28):
go to line on any supernatural pit. Uh. The pit Uh.
This is believed to be another place uh depicted in
the Twilight Zone. People believed it was real. It is
not the pit in Jordan. It's called the Pit very
aptly name. It is a It's in the Badoon legend

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where spirits reside in caves and pits. Another one, the Abyss,
is a fictional one that people talk about. It's not real,
but it has been depicted in the Void, the Mist.
These are all movies, TV, shows have sometimes shown it.
The Pit of Despair and the Princess Bride remember that. Yeah, yeah,

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there are real ones though. The Wadi one in Waddi
Rum in Jordan is a real pit. You can visit it.
It is a popular tourist destination. You can find it
on Google Maps. It's known as Valley of the Moon
and you can hike it. The Well to Hell in

(01:22:36):
Russia not real. It's an urban legend. The Melshole not real. Okay,
So overall a lot of them aren't real. There's sinkholes, right,
there's caves. You know what I just discovered recently that

(01:22:56):
I didn't know was a thing, and that is called
burning fire. Their fires underground, okay, and it's sometimes when
coal gets set on fire. It's called a forever fire
and it will burn forever. No, you can't put it out.

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There's one that dates back. There's like a bunch of them.
Apparently in Pennsylvania. There's one that dates back to nineteen ten.
It's been on fire for nineteen ten.

Speaker 6 (01:23:27):
O deep though.

Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
I can't speak with certainty on that. How deep does
it need to be for you?

Speaker 6 (01:23:35):
Well, I don't know. But if going back to like
Mel's Hole, if he was putting fishing line in this hole,
because what I'm reading he was saying, like eighty thousand
feet he had put a fishing line in, right, and
if there is a burning, ever burning fire, then that

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fishing line would eventually catch fire, then.

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
Right, right, eighty thousand feet fifty miles.

Speaker 3 (01:24:03):
Yeah, I don't know, but that's the one males.

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
One never talked about a fire.

Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
I'm saying, there's a whole other thing about underground stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
Where there are forever fires. A lot of them are
in Pennsylvania, right right.

Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
The Centralia mine fire in Pennsylvania is what I found,
and it's an old coal mine, like you have said.
The exact cause of the fire is still debated, but
it's believed to have started from an intentional control burn
of trash and an abandoned strip pit. Fire has been
burning since at least May twenty seventh of nineteen sixty

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two and could continue to burn for over two hundred
and fifty years.

Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
Damn says.

Speaker 3 (01:24:42):
The fire covers thirty seven hundred acres and burns at
a depth of up to three hundred feet. The fire
led to the abandonment of Centralia in the eighties, and
as of twenty twenty, the borough had a population of five.
In twenty thirteen, the remaining residents of Centralia won a
settlement that gave them ownership of their properties until their deaths.

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Go look up the Gates of hell Fire. It is
a man made forever fire in the desert of Turmurkistan.
Sure it was created in nineteen seventy one when Soviet
geologists set a natural gas crater on fire to prevent
the spread of methane gas.

Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
And it ain't going out. Oh that didn't work, now,
did it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:25):
There's another one called the yarner Dag Burning Mountain is
what that translates to. It's an Azerbaijan. It burns continuously
in the hillside. It's fueled by natural gas escaping through
cracks in the earth. It's been burning for long. People
don't even know how long, possibly a millennia.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:25:46):
The Smoking Hills in Canada in the Northwest Territories. It
consists of exposed seams of sulfur and ignite that have
been burning for centuries due to spontaneous combustion when they
come in contact with the air. There's all so some
in India and Australia these are real things. That's terrifying
to me, whichould makes sense because there's minerals and elements

(01:26:08):
under the ground that we you know, don't know about,
and you know, think of hot flowing magma, and if
one of those catches fired, then I can see how
that could That fire catch is on underground and burns
forever because nobody's under there to put it out.

Speaker 2 (01:26:22):
That makes sense.

Speaker 3 (01:26:23):
Somebody touched in and said, in Kansas, there is a
place called Stole Cemetery, okay, and that it is supposed
to have an abandoned church in the middle of it
with the bottomless pit to Hell. I feel like that
should be a fairly easy provable thing, right that you
should be able to drive up there, walk on the

(01:26:46):
cemetery grounds and look, it's only four hours away.

Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
Let's go. Let me know how it goes.

Speaker 3 (01:26:55):
Let's go, let's take a ride. Let me know how
that goes. Because I'm I'm busy.

Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
Well, what are you chicken?

Speaker 3 (01:27:04):
Yeah, I don't believe these things are like the gates
to Hell. But let's just say I'm wrong, because I'm
wrong a lot. I don't want to be associated with
the gates of Hell.

Speaker 2 (01:27:20):
I mean, you're not going to go, and I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:27:25):
I'm gonna pause.

Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
Let me pause you right there.

Speaker 3 (01:27:27):
Speak with any science and certainty you have on anyone
who's come in contact with the gates of Hell and
what happens.

Speaker 2 (01:27:34):
I don't know anybody.

Speaker 3 (01:27:35):
Then I don't want to hear your theory. I'm just saying,
there's only one day to find out, but go ahead,
let me know how it goes. I'm just saying, when
it comes to things like that, if I'm wrong, which
I am a lot, why would I go test that just.

Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
To see that's only a four hour drive. Come on, Yeah,
that sounds like a great bike ride. It does.

Speaker 3 (01:27:55):
Doesn't go see some sunflowers and then check out the
whole to Hell, which is also a movie that Lindsay
will promote in forty minutes. But to me, this whole
Mel's whole thing is fascinating. There's even you can go
down the rabbit hole of there's these government observatories now
in the area in Ellensburg, Washington where this is believed

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to have happened. That there's now clear reason why there's
a government observatory there.

Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
Apparently they think there's some there's a reason for them
to be there.

Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
I mean, it could just be it's the middle of nowhere.
True light pollution could be a thing, and they don't.
That's why they go there. But to me, bottom line
of Mel'shole. Radio shows, especially art Bell made up stuff.
Why because it was.

Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
Got your attention.

Speaker 3 (01:28:52):
A lot of people that drive conspiracies like that's their
main content, manufacture them or hyperbole.

Speaker 2 (01:29:02):
Caught a fish, this.

Speaker 3 (01:29:03):
Big type of thing, right, ratings clicks. Yeah, And back
then there was no way to prove anything. The speculation
was good enough. Think of War of the Worlds with
orson Wells right. Still today you listen to it and
you're like, that's pretty compelling. Yeah, but Mel's Whole, feel

(01:29:27):
free to spelunk it if you'd like. And when we
come back, I have another conspiracy. It's a really bizarre one.
I don't have evidence either way. I feel like it's
a fairly obvious one. But when I say it, I
think you're gonna tilt your head and go, huh, you
might be on board with me on this one.

Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
We'll be back.

Speaker 4 (01:29:47):
Rush of the Big Mad Morning Show is nast ninety.

Speaker 3 (01:29:52):
D.

Speaker 2 (01:30:03):
Good Morning.

Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
It's the Big Mad Morning SHOWMD. And you can also
text bmmss. And then what you want to say to
eight two nine four five A couple of people texting
in a couple conspiracy ideas before I get to my
one that I hope will make you think a little bit.
Maybe it's logical, Probably is. My conspiracy is why are

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there airplanes in the ocean but no submarines in the sky?
Are there airplanes in the ocean when they crash like
shipwrecks and stuff like that. Yeah, but I ain't seen
a flying submarine. And I've been on some things in
my life and I've never seen a flying submarine. I mean,

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I think the answer to that conspiracy is gravity. I'll
get me wrong. Probably another one. I think UFOs are
submarines that fell out of the ocean, right, Like right,
we think that's down there, but maybe it's right.

Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
Your vision turns things around. Think about that.

Speaker 3 (01:31:12):
What you think is right side, it's reversed in front
of you in reality, right, but your brain moves it back.
But the sky is the sky, and the oceans the ocean.
I mean, I could jump up in the air. Technically
I'm in the sky in a sense. Follow me on

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this one, and.

Speaker 2 (01:31:34):
I'm not wet. I jump in the ocean. I'm wet.

Speaker 3 (01:31:38):
Yeah, there used to be a threshold of when you
crossed over of like conspiracies are ridiculous, huh, And that moves.
It's moved pretty fast, I think, to what we accept
as possible now, where like like flat Earth feels absurd,
But the line has moved to the point where a

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lot of people, I'm not joking, a lot of people
believe the Earth is flat. And you can shake your
head and be like, h but these are people that
make decisions about stuff that might affect your life in
one capacity to another. These are the people that serve
your food, make your food, maybe prescribe drugs to you,
maybe aid in surgeries.

Speaker 2 (01:32:21):
I'm just saying.

Speaker 3 (01:32:23):
There was an absurd thing online where a woman was saying,
if NASA can show me a satellite image of a
cruise ship upside down on the other side of the planet,
then I'll believe the Earth's around, implying that because you go.

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
Around and at some point you're upside down.

Speaker 3 (01:32:44):
But that is absurd in my mind, I would agree,
But to my point, why is that absurd? But aliens
completely okay? Like they just come here in stack rocks
and crush crops and leave. Well, yeah, I'm just saying
the things we accept, which is a perfect transition to
this one that I when I say it, you're gonna

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make some noise and then you'll look up some stuff
and go okay, okay. And I only saw it because
somebody mentioned it in a comedian's special and they were like, uh,
that's a fair question.

Speaker 2 (01:33:20):
Because they, you know, weren't in front of a computer
and can do some research.

Speaker 3 (01:33:23):
So here it is. Why don't we see baby pigeons?

Speaker 2 (01:33:31):
I've never really thought about that, But.

Speaker 3 (01:33:35):
You're you're not wrong, Bright, No, I agree.

Speaker 2 (01:33:39):
You're not wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:33:42):
It kind of goes along the lines of how do
you know you're in a simulator? Have you ever seen
your neighbors bring in groceries. I've never seen my neighbors
bring in groceries. I know I bring in groceries, but
I've never seen my neighbors bring in groceries before.

Speaker 6 (01:33:54):
My neighbors, I'm sure, have seen me bring in groceries.

Speaker 3 (01:33:57):
Yeah, you would like to think that, would think that exactly,
but I honestly have never seen my neighbors bringing in
groceries out of the.

Speaker 2 (01:34:05):
Back of the car. Now, with that being said, back
to the little baby pigeon. Oh, I've never seen a
baby pigeon. I never have anything about it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:17):
They're always full grown, fat ass fing pigeons.

Speaker 6 (01:34:21):
Because they can't fly, so they're in their nest.

Speaker 2 (01:34:25):
Where do pigeons nest?

Speaker 6 (01:34:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:34:27):
I mean we see them living under bridges, right and
on t yeah, on on on ledges of buildings and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:34:37):
But I don't. I just assume they're hanging out.

Speaker 3 (01:34:40):
I'm never really you know, you can see, you can
go out of what you can see an eagle's nest,
all right, you can see other bird nests in trees,
but never pigeon. So I mean I can, I can.
I've obviously, I'm not just blurbing here. I've looked some
stuff up. There is a reason why you haven't seen
baby pigeons, a logical reason, because the truth is hardly sexy.

Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:35:05):
But we know people that raise pigeons. There's a great
YouTube channel called the Crazy Pigeon Lady that this is
her thing, and she's very proud of it. People raise pigeons,
People raise pigeons. That's a thing.

Speaker 2 (01:35:20):
Well, that's how they used to get messages across the country.

Speaker 3 (01:35:23):
That's what they say. I don't know how you gave
the pigeon a map.

Speaker 2 (01:35:28):
They just know how.

Speaker 3 (01:35:32):
I'm not sayings, but I am not a big believer
in the pigeon messenger thing. I'm sure I haven't read
enough to understand it, but I find it hard to believe.
They just go find gimpy and it pigeons like done
on it right and nine days later or whatever. The Okay,
so baby pigeons, you don't see them because they nest longer,

(01:35:56):
don't You didn't know? You just looked it up to
they nest longer. There are pictures of baby pigeons. They
don't look exactly like pigeons to me, But how many
babies do.

Speaker 2 (01:36:12):
That is true? That's one ugly ass baby bird.

Speaker 6 (01:36:15):
Yes, birds stay in their nest until they can fly.

Speaker 2 (01:36:18):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:36:19):
I mean I see baby chicks all the time, so
I know there are baby avians out there and I
and the baby chicks aren't flying, but I can see them.
Sure pigeons are not fond of having their nests disturbed. Well,
who is they nest in hard to see places? Wild pigeons.

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Wild pigeons used to nest in caves and rocky crevaces
on cliffs which are out of sight from the ground.

Speaker 6 (01:36:53):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:36:54):
When was the last time any of you saw a
pigeon outside of the city.

Speaker 2 (01:36:59):
I have never.

Speaker 3 (01:37:00):
I've been to a lot of lakes, I've been into
the lot of the woodland areas. I've never seen a
pigeon in the wild like that. It's always always in
the city.

Speaker 2 (01:37:10):
I think that you have to define outside the city. Okay,
outside the metropolitan area. Does that include a wasa.

Speaker 3 (01:37:19):
I would like to say anywhere there's like mass domestication
like this, Like you go out to Grand Lake, right,
go out to you know, Fort Gibson, go do some camping.
You ain't never seen pigeons out there. They're always just
where people live. Yeah, I'm just telling you what I

(01:37:42):
read and then I saw it and I went huh.

Speaker 2 (01:37:45):
And then you do a little research that confirms your bias,
then you're good. You know, birds aren't real. That's a
text that came in.

Speaker 3 (01:37:54):
Well, that's what the thing that I saw. The guy
was like, that's because they they're harder to change the
batteries in ye right, all right, we got to take
a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 4 (01:38:04):
More of The Big Man Morning Show is next ninety.

Speaker 3 (01:38:27):
Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show nine four
six kmo D. You can also text bmms and then
what you want to say to eight two nine four five.
Somebody sent me when they submitted in I should say
a link to a quote video of a drone going
down into Mel's hole. I looked at the video.

Speaker 6 (01:38:50):
It's ai.

Speaker 3 (01:38:51):
You don't see anything, so it's not really a thing.
Another one go on YouTube if I Mel's hole and
drone enters it. No, it's not real. I'm afraid to
make that search. Also, all right, we've got to do
some NFL picks, and everybody's above has a winning record

(01:39:12):
except for me. Gimpia six and three, Lindsay's five and four,
and I am four and five.

Speaker 2 (01:39:18):
First game we have is Rams Bears.

Speaker 3 (01:39:22):
That is in Chicago and the Bears are three point favorite. Lindsay, yep, Bears, gimpy.
What's the Rams one?

Speaker 2 (01:39:33):
And the Bears are same?

Speaker 3 (01:39:37):
Okay, I'll start putting records on there. I didn't know
we wanted to do records. Yeah, I mean it kind
of helps out a little bit for me anyway, makes
me feel better. I'm gonna go with the Rams on
this one. Yeah, I mean the Rams are the Bears
are a three point favorite just because of being at
home and the I think Rams shocked everybody on the

(01:40:01):
forty nine ers. So I don't know if beating the
Bears is a giant turn. Maybe they maybe the compared
to like beating the Niners. Yeah, but like if the
Rams are their are he goos too big? We still
aren't sure they're what team that like, there's we're start
learning who they are.

Speaker 2 (01:40:19):
I think this is a push either way.

Speaker 3 (01:40:22):
Not that my record reflects I know what I'm doing,
but I think I'm gonna pick the Bears on this one.

Speaker 2 (01:40:26):
Okay, the Rams have been inconsistent.

Speaker 3 (01:40:30):
Uh, next one, Patriots at forty nine or forty nine
Ers are ten point favorites. I believe Party's got some
back issues. He did have light practice. Kittle is questionable.

Speaker 2 (01:40:43):
Yeah, a couple of.

Speaker 3 (01:40:44):
The guys are out. Obviously.

Speaker 2 (01:40:45):
McCaffrey's a no go.

Speaker 3 (01:40:47):
Right, he's still kind of working on it, but he's
he's not practicing. Yeah this week, Uh, and the Patriots
are looking to find out who they are? So what
do you think, Lindsay?

Speaker 6 (01:40:57):
I still want to Oh man, I'll go with the
forty nine Ers.

Speaker 3 (01:41:01):
Okay, Gimpy, Yeah, I think the Niners are gonna run
over the Patriots.

Speaker 2 (01:41:06):
Yeah, I'm gonna play it safe.

Speaker 3 (01:41:09):
I mean, I think we the Patriots are gonna surprise
some people and the forty nine ers could be jilted.
How bad is Brock's back pain? If his back issue
is bad, I don't know how good he's gonna be throwing.

Speaker 6 (01:41:20):
Who is their backup on the forty nine Ers? Yeah,
I exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:41:28):
I feel like Gimby should know that I should, but
I don't keep up with that. Brandon Allen Okay, sure,
yeah exactly, But I'm gonna go and pick the forty
nine Ers on that one. Chiefs Chargers Chief seven and
a half point favorites. Chargers have six people that have
not They have like nineteen people on their injury report.
Six of them did not practice, and that doesn't include

(01:41:49):
Justin Herbert, who did actually do light practice who left
the game last week, and they're tight In also light practice.
So they have a bunch of guys that aren't practicing
on the injury list, which means they probably aren't going
to play. There's a high indicator they're not going to play,
so they're obviously injury prone. One guy's even suspended. So

(01:42:10):
we have a Chief seven a half point favorites against
the Chargers.

Speaker 2 (01:42:13):
Yeah, they'll be in.

Speaker 3 (01:42:14):
Sandy in LA.

Speaker 6 (01:42:15):
Chiefs only have I think one injured.

Speaker 3 (01:42:18):
No, they had no injury report, nobody, nobody showed up
on the injury port. Uh, and we got Kaream Hunt
apparently GIMPI.

Speaker 2 (01:42:24):
Yeah, I'm going with Chiefs on that one. Chiefs over Charger.

Speaker 3 (01:42:27):
Yeah. I feel like that is an obvious uh one.
So the only difference we have is that Bears forty
nine or Bears Rams game where Gimpy went out was
the outlier on that one. So to surprise you, yeah,
I mean I wouldn't call it a surprise. A three
point spread isn't a surprise. Oh no, No, But I
mean when you're looking at the the the better of

(01:42:48):
the two, yeah, I know they both suck, and and
I think the way that the Rams played last week
and got the Niners, Okay, I think they're going to
surprise you and beat the Bears and.

Speaker 6 (01:42:59):
A three day games.

Speaker 3 (01:43:01):
Chiefs are three to twenty five. I think Patriots and
forty nine Ers are three twenty five games. Okay, three
three games.

Speaker 6 (01:43:08):
I'll stand it when they're the night game. Thinks it's
so late.

Speaker 3 (01:43:14):
Sure, old lady, it's fine.

Speaker 6 (01:43:15):
Oh sucks you know it too.

Speaker 3 (01:43:18):
It doesn't bother me because I can just turn off
the game and go to sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:43:22):
Right, watch it when I get up right.

Speaker 3 (01:43:24):
All right, let's see what Lindsay has for Balls to
the Wall Sports.

Speaker 6 (01:43:40):
Show. Hey Otani's historic fifty to fifty club home run
baseball is headed to auction. The fan who caught the
ball at Miami's Lone Depot Park last week can signed
it to the collectible's Marketplace Golden, where bidding will start
on Friday. The fan reportedly turned down a three hundred
thousand dollars offer from the law Los Angeles Dodgers for

(01:44:01):
the baseball. Bidding will start at five hundred thousand dollars,
with an option to buy the ball outright for four
and a half million dollars. Mark McGuire's seventieth home run
ball from nineteen ninety eight holds the record for the
most expensive baseball ever, having sold for just over three
million dollars in nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (01:44:20):
Good for this guy, It's a business.

Speaker 3 (01:44:23):
Decision, definitely. I'm I'm a fan, I'm no longer a fan.
If I catch that ball, it is now a business
transaction at that point is three hundred thousand, Yeah, three
hundred thousand.

Speaker 2 (01:44:34):
Shut your mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:44:35):
Absolutely, that's an insult. That is an insult. Now morally
you could be like, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:44:42):
It's just give the ball. Yeah, it's not yours. No,
it's a lottery ticket. You you the odds landed in
your favor.

Speaker 6 (01:44:51):
That is it.

Speaker 3 (01:44:52):
Yeah, you are a uky With that being said, gets
you'll paid.

Speaker 2 (01:44:57):
AO.

Speaker 6 (01:45:00):
Now it's time for your Dallas Cowboys update brought to
you by our friends at Miller Lite. The Cowboys are
taking the field for Thursday Night football tonight. Dallas will
visit the NFC East arrival New York Giants tonight at
MetLife Stadium. Safety Marquise Bell and cornerback Killing Carson are
both listed is doubtful for the game after not practicing

(01:45:21):
this week. Cornerback c J. Goodwin did not participate in
yesterday's practice due to personal reasons. The Cowboys enter the
game at the bottom of the division at one and two.

Speaker 3 (01:45:32):
I think this is a massive game. Yeah, yeah, I
think we've got it. We're gonna find out who these
Cowboys are. They've got to play good well.

Speaker 6 (01:45:39):
Last Sunday, New York decided to finally show up.

Speaker 3 (01:45:43):
Yeah, and they could be turney like, Oh, I think
this is gonna be a it's either gonna be.

Speaker 2 (01:45:47):
It's either gonna be. It's gonna be a stupid statement. Ready,
this is gonna be.

Speaker 3 (01:45:50):
This is dumb. This is totally a total sports dumbass statement.
You hear sports people say this all the time. It's
either gonna be really close or a blowout show. It's
gonna be real close.

Speaker 2 (01:46:04):
Just got kicked it.

Speaker 6 (01:46:06):
If you want to win standing room only tickets to
the next Cowboys home game in Arlington, open the iHeartRadio
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Wall Sports. I'm Lindsay at ninety seven five KMO.

Speaker 3 (01:46:39):
Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show. Nine one
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Speaker 2 (01:47:23):
It's Typer big Man Morning Show's top list.

Speaker 3 (01:47:26):
Random topics, randomly drawn with random results. Now here's Corbyn,
Gimpie and Lindsay with this week's top list. This week's
top list is things you have to do at the
Fair because until State Fair starts in less than two
hours and goes on for eleven days down at the
fair grounds. So number five Lindsay top things you have

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to do at the Fair.

Speaker 6 (01:47:49):
For me, it is get some fresh squeezed lemonade and
corn on the cob. They dip it in that Vata
butter and it is so damn good.

Speaker 2 (01:48:03):
My problem with the lemonade thing is I don't believe you.

Speaker 6 (01:48:08):
That it's fresh squeezed. It probably isn't. It probably isn't,
but it tastes so damn good. And I mean you
see all the chunks lemon in the bottom of your cup,
and it's a huge cup.

Speaker 2 (01:48:23):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:48:23):
But when I buy the frozen concentrate, it has the
chunks in the bottom.

Speaker 2 (01:48:27):
I just know that when I see it.

Speaker 3 (01:48:28):
When anytime I've ever had like squeeze, like they grind
it out and I drink it, I'm like, this, ain't
that good.

Speaker 6 (01:48:34):
They're fooling me. And it tastes great. It's probably like
the best. And I don't know. I think it's around
seven bucks which you get that souvenir cup, and I
think we probably still have like three or four of them,
those cups, and.

Speaker 3 (01:48:50):
That my wife hates it because I love keeping souvenir cups.
And they're giant closet takes. They you take up so
much space and you pay it. You can't get like
a normal so you gotta get some obnoxious, unnecessary size.

Speaker 6 (01:49:02):
Don't fit in your cabinet, so you have to keep
them in a closet. Yeah, what do you.

Speaker 2 (01:49:07):
Have for number four?

Speaker 6 (01:49:09):
Oh? Deep fried anything?

Speaker 2 (01:49:12):
So you gotta get something deep fried like cricket.

Speaker 6 (01:49:15):
No, usually it's something sweet like deep fried oreo or
deep fried cookie dough. Chocolate chip cookie dough is usually
my favorite. Yeah, all that gooey, gooey mess. And I
like to eat the stuff first because then I'm doing
all my walking and burning off those calories or in
my mind I am, and I just I love the

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fair foods.

Speaker 3 (01:49:39):
Yeah, I mean, funnel cakes right, are so good. But
I keep there's so many funnel caick options. I'm like,
I just want a good funnel cake. I don't need
ninety five options. I just need one good funnel cake.

Speaker 6 (01:49:49):
Yeah. Yeah, And I do like the funnel cakes, but
usually my kids do too, so I usually take one
or two bites and then it's theirs. So number three
for me is take a seat, grab a beer, and
people watch.

Speaker 2 (01:50:07):
Gotta people watch, like one of the top things you
gotta do.

Speaker 6 (01:50:09):
Yes, I do.

Speaker 2 (01:50:11):
Where do you like to do that at?

Speaker 6 (01:50:13):
Usually like where we used to do our broadcasting, or
on the beer Tent.

Speaker 3 (01:50:16):
International Beer Garden.

Speaker 6 (01:50:18):
Yeah, because then you have the bands playing behind you,
so you're you're being entertained both ways. You have good
music to listen to and you can sit and watch
people and I didn't just talking with my hands are
all over the place. And then you usually have moms
and dads yelling at their kids, or you have the

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people that really don't need the hover arounds, but they're
in them anyway, and you just it's just fun if
people watch at the fair. Number two for me, browse
the booths inside to see the stuff I don't need,
but we'll also buy, get it home, shove it in
a drawer or closet and forget that it is even there.

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Or I'll also find things at these booths and think, oh,
that would make a great Christmas present and buy it
and again forget that I even have it. That's why
I'm a horrible shot before Christmas for people, because I
forget that I bought it early.

Speaker 2 (01:51:20):
You're a forgetful person.

Speaker 6 (01:51:21):
Yes, yes, absolutely one. And the number one thing that
I do before I leave, I will play a game
and try to win a goldfish.

Speaker 2 (01:51:33):
Why huh?

Speaker 6 (01:51:34):
Because what you don't. I think that trying to win
a stuffed animal is dumb because I could just buy
a stuffed animal.

Speaker 2 (01:51:43):
I could buy buy a goldfish.

Speaker 6 (01:51:45):
For sure, but I won't, but if I win one,
I'll definitely keep the goldfish. You have to write so you're.

Speaker 3 (01:51:53):
Logic to not do the stuffed animal also applies with
the gold fish. I don't understand the difference.

Speaker 6 (01:51:58):
Because you're gonna spend like ten fifteen bucks trying to
win a stuffed animal that.

Speaker 2 (01:52:03):
You could also a goldfish.

Speaker 6 (01:52:06):
Yeah no, I'm just gonna try it one time if
I if I get it. I feel like that goldfish
game is pretty simple. Just throw the ping pong ball
in the little vase, you hit it. I have one
one before. It's not difficult.

Speaker 3 (01:52:19):
I've won stuffed animals before. That doesn't mean it's not difficult.
I was lucky.

Speaker 2 (01:52:23):
I don't Your number one thing is to get a goldfish.

Speaker 6 (01:52:27):
I think that's the game worth playing to win.

Speaker 3 (01:52:29):
A goldfish the most like best return on buck is
what you're saying, Yeah, yeah, how much does it pay?
How much does it cost to play a game? Like
how many you gotta buy a ticket or whatever, but
like how much I think last time you did it.

Speaker 6 (01:52:43):
Two or three bucks, two to three bucks to up
to like five bucks, so.

Speaker 3 (01:52:48):
Let's just say five by noamics, let's just say five
so you feel like five dollars and then getting a
goldfish is a good return that's like worth it.

Speaker 2 (01:52:57):
And then having to buy a.

Speaker 3 (01:52:58):
Bowl and clean.

Speaker 6 (01:53:01):
I have a fish tank at home.

Speaker 2 (01:53:03):
You just okay.

Speaker 6 (01:53:05):
Plus I hate seeing the fish in the bags. You're
releasing them out of the little baggies. But their story.

Speaker 3 (01:53:12):
When was the last time you did that and won
a goldfish? You said you'd done that before.

Speaker 6 (01:53:15):
In high school? No, actually no, not in high school.
It was one. It was one. Marcus was probably four
or five years old.

Speaker 2 (01:53:24):
It's about ten years. YEAHO so, and then how long
did it live?

Speaker 6 (01:53:32):
Probably three or four years.

Speaker 2 (01:53:34):
You took care of three or four years.

Speaker 6 (01:53:36):
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:53:36):
Marcus did, and he was four years old.

Speaker 6 (01:53:39):
He named it Jerry.

Speaker 2 (01:53:40):
He was four years old and cleaning a fish tank. Jerry.

Speaker 3 (01:53:43):
Yeah, okay, Yeah, we're doing top list things you have
to do at the fair.

Speaker 2 (01:53:50):
GIMPI number five. Pay way too much for a beer,
I have to.

Speaker 3 (01:53:55):
I usually only go in and get one, sometimes too,
but usually at least guarantee you to get one and
spend thirteen to.

Speaker 2 (01:54:02):
Eighteen twenty dollars for it.

Speaker 3 (01:54:04):
Yeah yeah, but it's a half to I have to
go in and you know, all right, cool kind of
like starts things off right, Go in, get your overpriced beer,
walk around while you're drinking it, checking out the sites
or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:54:15):
For sure. For sure, Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:54:18):
Number four is going to be get a new food item,
so not something that you see at the fair all
the time. Corn on the cob, cricket, pizza, stuff like that.
One of their new introduced items which I just did
a quick Google search. This is some of the stuff
that they These are the new items they have, so
I'll go over them real quick.

Speaker 2 (01:54:34):
Bacon wrapped oreo.

Speaker 3 (01:54:36):
Okay, sounds good like fried oreo. I'm guessing, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
bacon wrapped around it or whatever. Okay, can't go wrong there.
Deep fried Dorito's pickle, like a pickle that's wrapped into
ritas and then deep fried. The bronut, which is a
glazed donut topped with briskets and a Holo Paenno glaze.

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All right, I like brisket, the the Nashville Glaze donut.
I do like a good glazed glazy donuts. Yes, anyway,
the Nashville Hot Chicken donut sandwich.

Speaker 2 (01:55:10):
That sounds pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:55:12):
Ice cream nachos and then this sounds discussed cream nacho.
Yeah yeah, it doesn't give me much of a description,
but it just says ice cream nachos. So it's probably
you know, some doritos with a scoop of vanilla on top.
I would, I would say, like tortillas and cinnamon sugar. Yeah,
and then like ice cream. Okay, I'm looking at some

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some pictures here. It looks like it is, oh, pieces.

Speaker 2 (01:55:39):
Of waffle cone.

Speaker 3 (01:55:41):
Okay, I can get down on that thin if that's
the way it is there, Okay, I can get down
on that. And they have one here that I'm not
really interested in, but for Lindsay and her lemonade fetish
pickle lemonade. Yeah, I've heard about this sweet and salty.
I know that's a thing. I like pickle shots. I
hate lemonade though, Yeah, but I'm not gonna give me

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a big tog glass of pickle juice. I mean lemonade bitter,
pickle bitter.

Speaker 2 (01:56:07):
So there you go. That's number four, Get a new
food item.

Speaker 3 (01:56:10):
Number three is ride a ride, usually the Ferris Wheel, right.

Speaker 2 (01:56:16):
It just it checks.

Speaker 3 (01:56:18):
The box of riding a ride at the fair. I
feel like when you go to the fairy, you have
to ride a ride.

Speaker 2 (01:56:22):
Some people like to.

Speaker 3 (01:56:23):
Ride all the rides, and that's why we give away
make a ride passes. Right, But as I've gotten older.
It's just not my thing. And I like like amusement
parks and stuff like that, but you know, I don't
want to wait in line for goddamn ever to get
spun around or whatnot. So just tell you what, let's
just get on the ferris wheel. We'll hang out, you know,
have a good time, and then it brings us back

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down and I get to say I wrote a ride
at the fair.

Speaker 2 (01:56:50):
Number two has walked the expo.

Speaker 3 (01:56:52):
I don't ever buy anything in there, but I just
like walking around, going and checking out the things. Sometimes.
You know, they have that wine corner over there, do
the wine sampling. You know, they give you a little
shot glasses, some some cheap wine, but you know.

Speaker 2 (01:57:05):
It's it's good. It's good.

Speaker 3 (01:57:07):
And the the number one thing that I have to do,
and it is not a fair trip if I don't
do it, is go to the barns and pet the livestock,
the horses and the towels and the pigs and the
yacht knots. And I like to go walking through there.
And and not the petting zoo, not the petting zoo.

Speaker 2 (01:57:26):
Portion of it. I'm talking about in the back well,
they're all in their pens, you know, going down the
four h memory lane.

Speaker 3 (01:57:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, and going in there and
hanging out with the animals and petting the pigs and.

Speaker 2 (01:57:38):
Ffa, no, it's for it's I wasn't doing blue jacket. No, no, no,
I wasn't a blue jacket. No, those were the other kids.

Speaker 3 (01:57:46):
But yeah, I have to go through and I have
to pet the livestock, and if I don't then but
it's just not a complete fair trip going through. And
I also love that walking through and looking at all
the things. But it's so funny. I always think about
as I'm walking the number of things I'm being solicited.

Speaker 2 (01:58:02):
For, okay, like thro lifestyles.

Speaker 3 (01:58:05):
No, no, no, inside the the expo, and like back
in the day when satellite TV was pretty large, there
were so many satellite TV solicitations and You're like, this
is wild, this is weird. I'm just it's like it's
like a merchant area. It's rather than like, look at
my Etsy creation, which is what I want to see.

(01:58:26):
I don't need seamless guttering. I'm good, but that's the
kind of st but just yeah, but it is quite
the adventure. Also good people watching there as well. We're
doing our top list. You can text yours BMMS and
what that is to eight, two, nine, four. Five top
things you have to do at the fair because the
fair starts today.

Speaker 2 (01:58:44):
Number five.

Speaker 3 (01:58:44):
For me, this is rooted in the history of me
going to fairs when I was a little person, sorry,
when I was a littler person and going from Kansas
City to Jefferson City, Missouri with my grandparents for the
Missouri State Fair in the back of my parents my
grandparents pickup truck. It had a topper, but we would
ride in the back and it was so loud. There

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was very windy, but it was very loud and not comfortable.
But we would take that trip from Kansas City to
Jefferson City and get pineapple whip. So I gotta get
pineapple whip when I go to the fair. You can
get it inother places now, but ultimately it just lands
different at the fair and you see them open the
container of pineapple, the del Monte pineapple juice. Why they

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aren't doing pineapple whip, mimosa, I have no idea. I
think that would be massive cell Yeah, but I like
pineapple whip. You're like, yeah, this is good. That's number five.
Number four. This is gonna throw some people off. I'm
not recommending it for you, for me. And that is

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the bakery submissions that people submit for Blue Ribbon at
the fair.

Speaker 2 (01:59:56):
Good luck finding it. It's kind of a hard find.

Speaker 3 (02:00:00):
Is in the Maid of Oklahoma last year, at least
it was in the Maiden Oklahoma exhibit Hall back in
a corner, and it's like the people's bread and their
cookies and pies, and I always look at him. I'm like,
I could make a better bread than this. I'm like,
I'm good. I'm doing it. Next year. I'm submitting a

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banana bread I never have, never do. I'm just saying
I look at it and I feel like I'm a
better baker than these ones that are submitted. I don't
know if that maybe it's been there for a couple
of days and it's just kind of falling apart and
looks pretty sad.

Speaker 2 (02:00:35):
Or I am a good but I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:00:38):
I don't know, But maybe someday I'll challenge myself and
see how I compete if I can get a Blue Ribbon.
I love the idea of being able to run something
on the air that says the Big Maden Morning show.
The only blue ribbon baker from the Tulsa State Fair
that has a morning show. I like it anyway, that's
number four, number three classic one. This goes back to

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growing up in Iowa and going the Iowa State Fair.
I gotta find the butter sculpture.

Speaker 2 (02:01:03):
Yeah, yeah, I think they stopped doing that at the
Tulsa State No.

Speaker 3 (02:01:06):
I think I saw it last year.

Speaker 2 (02:01:08):
Was it there? I don't know. I feel like I
haven't seen it there in a couple of years.

Speaker 3 (02:01:11):
I feel like I saw it last year.

Speaker 6 (02:01:12):
Does it change every year? Would it the.

Speaker 3 (02:01:15):
Person that sculps it or what the sculpture?

Speaker 2 (02:01:18):
No, you have to redo it, you have to read
whatever the theme is.

Speaker 3 (02:01:20):
Usually, but if you get there in the first couple
of days, you're watching the person sculpt it.

Speaker 2 (02:01:26):
Maybe they don't do it anymore. I feel like I
saw it last year.

Speaker 3 (02:01:29):
Now. Last year I remember I was like, oh, I
can't wait to go see the you know, the the cakes.
They don't do that anymore. They they didn't do it
last year. They hadn't done it for a while apparently.
So that's why the baking thing. I just resort to
the bread stuff now. So anyway, so that's number three,
the butter sculpture. Try to find it. Sometimes I find
it other times. No. Number two this is again rooted

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in this the history of doing the show and going
to the Tulsa State Fair, and that is I gotta
have cheese curds when I go to the Tulsa State Fair.
They're not always good, they've been of a miss lately,
but ultimately having cheese curds at the toll State Fair
with a beer is fantastic.

Speaker 2 (02:02:07):
I love doing that.

Speaker 3 (02:02:10):
And then the number one thing I like to do
at the Tulsa State Fair is I go to the
Maid in Oklahoma Pavilion. I love doing this. Go in there,
get an Oklahoma beer and walk around and look at
all the made in Oklahoma things, salsas, nitrogen, ice cream, crafts, crafts, whatever.

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I love doing that, and if anything, I wish the
made in Oklahoma one was bigger. I don't know how
the fair operates. I know they charge booth space. Maybe
they already offer a discount to Oklahoma's. But if you
are in Oklahoma and you should get that damn near
for free. To have a giant made in Oklahoma pavilion
would be and it's already pretty big, but to see

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it get as big as possible, that would be spectacular.
People with their little things that they make or homemade
beard oils, whatever, candles.

Speaker 2 (02:03:02):
I just love doing that. It's like my favorite thing
to do.

Speaker 3 (02:03:06):
This texture says do you happen to look at the
ages on those bread submissions? It says, I've never seen
anyone over twelve?

Speaker 2 (02:03:14):
Then you haven't looked close enough. Maybe that's why their
bread looks like hot garbage.

Speaker 3 (02:03:20):
This text many donuts, Yep, yep, many donuts, cinnamon sugar
ones hell. Yeah, made an Oklahoma Bildy number three Livestock
Birthing Center.

Speaker 2 (02:03:29):
Ew.

Speaker 3 (02:03:31):
I will walk by the birthing center, but I'm not
sitting to watch.

Speaker 2 (02:03:35):
Yeah, I'm good.

Speaker 3 (02:03:37):
I don't want to be slurping down my uh uh
my meat sandwich. Right calf is giving birth to my
future dinner daddy tastes great. Check Out the new the
new cars. Ah, I guess yeah. I know some people

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do that, but I don't like looking at the cars there.
I don't like looking at things I can't afford.

Speaker 2 (02:04:04):
Right. Uh.

Speaker 3 (02:04:06):
Check out a catch a concert at the Oklahoma Stage. Yeah,
that's that's a good one. Corbyn do you do your
kurds in caramel sauce? No, but I'll remember that next time.
I'm typically a ranch marin Ara person. I've always gotten
got to get the root beer in the miniature jugs.

Speaker 2 (02:04:27):
You like jugs. Truth.

Speaker 3 (02:04:30):
The thing I've ever done at the fair is go
on Saturday afternoon, sit in the beer garden and root
for whoever's playing against OU. Normal OU fans are obnoxious,
but fair going OU fans half drunk at the fair.
Whoo uh, somebody says, lindsay, you need to go to
Knabatok in Claremore. You can buy pounds of goldfish on

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the cheap. How would would you like to have pounds
of goldfish?

Speaker 6 (02:04:55):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:04:55):
Being as they weighed damn near nothing.

Speaker 2 (02:04:58):
Yeah, but they make for great baby.

Speaker 3 (02:05:00):
Sure, okay, I'll believe you. All right, we got to
take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 4 (02:05:07):
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Speaker 2 (02:05:08):
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Speaker 4 (02:05:10):
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Speaker 3 (02:05:33):
Good morning, It's the big Man Morning Show. Nine four
six oh kmod few things to clean up here. We'll
try and keep the train on the tracks today. It
came out yesterday that shifty shell Shock's official cause of death.

Speaker 2 (02:05:49):
Now, his manager he said he overdosed.

Speaker 3 (02:05:51):
But listen to what he apparently had in him fittanyl
cocaine and methanphetamines, as well as some prescription drugs. Okay,
I could see the cocaine the myth and being mixed
together and being laced with fentanyl.

Speaker 2 (02:06:08):
That's how the fit got in there.

Speaker 3 (02:06:09):
Or he did it all separately, he was right. I mean, yeah,
there's possibility that he did all separately, but I see
him doing.

Speaker 2 (02:06:17):
All of them. That's a wild ride, man.

Speaker 6 (02:06:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:06:19):
Yeah, But if you don't know that your speed is
laced with fentanyl, right, if that's what happened.

Speaker 2 (02:06:24):
If that's the case, yeah, if it.

Speaker 3 (02:06:26):
Isn't, still a wild ride. So yeah, he apparently was partying.
How much do you think you could get for a baby?
Selling a baby? How much do you think you can get? Yeah,
you can sell a baby would be an expected prize.
Let's say you're selling the baby. How much do you

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think now don't yeah? No, go ahead? How much do
you think.

Speaker 2 (02:06:55):
Dred grand? Hundred grand? You sell baby?

Speaker 3 (02:06:57):
No problem?

Speaker 6 (02:06:58):
I yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:07:00):
Himby What kind of baby are we talking about here?
Is it a black baby or an Asian baby. Is
it a white baby? Yes, yes, yes, no, I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (02:07:08):
I think I think, you know, say more.

Speaker 3 (02:07:09):
Why would they give me the differences? It goes with
different prices of different products, you know what I mean,
and the same way with any other product you have.
Some people may think that, oh, well, this black baby's
going to be a little bit more athletic, or this
Asian baby's going to be smarter at math, you know,
stuff like that, you know what I mean. So I
think that you might be able to sell those for
a little bit more than your regular basic, racist, white

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Caucasian baby. But if we're just doing a baseline price
on just a baby baby, five grand?

Speaker 2 (02:07:44):
Wow an arc too low?

Speaker 3 (02:07:50):
Okay, so that's fine. An Arkansas couple tried to sell
their two month old baby for a six pack of beer.
Oh my god, you think my five grand was lowballing?

Speaker 2 (02:08:04):
So a six pack of Keystone Light? What else?

Speaker 3 (02:08:07):
They didn't say Keystone, It just said a six pack
of beer.

Speaker 2 (02:08:12):
You're right, we're giving up our baby. We want the
good beer. Give us bud Light.

Speaker 3 (02:08:15):
They wanted some cash too. They were hoping for a
thousand and a sixer. Wow, sixer were.

Speaker 2 (02:08:23):
Not the case. Right, exactly the cake. But they feel
like they may be asking too much.

Speaker 3 (02:08:28):
Kegs are hard to move around. I get it cries
a lot, So guess the reason why.

Speaker 6 (02:08:34):
It cries a lot.

Speaker 3 (02:08:36):
It was it was too much to take care of
three dogs and a baby.

Speaker 6 (02:08:41):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (02:08:43):
They chose the dogs over the baby. It's just a baby.

Speaker 6 (02:08:47):
Well, you know, our dogs were here first, and they
are like our kids.

Speaker 3 (02:08:54):
They were at the beaver Lake Hideaway campground in Rogers.

Speaker 2 (02:08:58):
Of course that's where all the baby selling goes.

Speaker 3 (02:09:02):
Now where they tried to get It's gonna be their slogan, right,
we don't sell babies.

Speaker 2 (02:09:07):
Why is that not gonna grind? So dog eating tracks?

Speaker 3 (02:09:09):
But this ain't right. This is actually happened.

Speaker 6 (02:09:12):
We don't eat our pets and we don't sell our babies.

Speaker 3 (02:09:16):
They tried to give the baby for a six pack
of beer and then one of a thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (02:09:19):
According to the police.

Speaker 3 (02:09:23):
Rogers is a rapid growing city just a few miles
east of the Oklahoma border, two hundred miles northwest of
Little Rock. And there was a contract even dritten Up,
Odd Daring Urban and Shaye Leen Ellers are signing our
rights over to Cody Nathaniel Martin of our baby Boy

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for one thousand dollars on September twenty first, twenty twenty four.
Disclaimer after signing this, there will be no charging y'all
to changing y'all two minds, and never to contact again.
I love the idea of somebody approaching you going, hey,
you want to buy a baby, going yeah, let's off
a contract only so you can be when you get
the police involved, you're like, no, they were serious.

Speaker 2 (02:10:06):
Right too, Yeah, we had a contract.

Speaker 3 (02:10:13):
Multiple witnesses and attendance corroborated the pseudo adoption process, according
to a deputy. In the affidavit, the deputy alleged allegedly
obtained cellular phone video of the two signing the contract
with the men who would man who would have bought
the baby, just the baby. The attempted sale was for

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beer itself, according to authorities, She allegedly approached another couple's
camper and asked them for beer, as she regularly does.

Speaker 2 (02:10:42):
When the couple.

Speaker 3 (02:10:42):
Declined, the mother left, but a man named Ricky offered
beer in exchange for keeping the baby overnight. I might
do that if somebody, if I was camping somebody on
the baby. Were like you, will you take the baby
for some beer. I'm like, yeah, because the baby probably
shouldn't be with you. This feels not okay. I'm saving

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this child, I'm saving get my cave because I'm saving
this baby.

Speaker 2 (02:11:10):
Campgrounds are the wild West.

Speaker 3 (02:11:12):
Man. I don't know when the last time you've been
to a campground, but every time I experience a campground,
it's always like people forget who they are and where
they're at.

Speaker 2 (02:11:23):
Of course, you're not in civilization. You think you're like.

Speaker 3 (02:11:26):
A cavemanah, and not in some organized government entity.

Speaker 2 (02:11:33):
Right.

Speaker 3 (02:11:34):
This text says I was in prison with a guy
who sold his child for fifty bucks. Fifty dollars, huh.

Speaker 2 (02:11:41):
Yeah, I mean it's more than a six pack. Well
bid nomics, what are you gonna do? Right?

Speaker 3 (02:11:49):
And then the last thing I have here, this is
just such a fascinating thing. I am not a foot
fetish guy. I don't like feet at all. Matter of fact,
I told my wife if I would rub her feet,
if I could put on rubber gloves, probably one of
the biggest arguments we've ever had. She was like, you
won't touch my feet with your Behairand I'm like, I
won't touch anyone's feet with their bare hand. My child,

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when my youngest, when she was born, I would take
her feet when I would change her die brow, I'd
rubb her feet on my beard right laugh laugh laugh.
And so I was we were talking about that the
other day and she's like, well, you put can we
do it right now? I'm like, hell's no, right. You
have walked on the ground when you were a baby.
You weren't walking. Your feet only touched wherever I put them.

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So they've done a study about foot fetishes and some
interesting stats have come out out of it. It was
broken down into groups and they found that the percentage
of those in the survey who owned up to a
foot fetish, five percent were heterosexual women. Five percent of

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heterosexual women in the study they like that they have
a foot fetish, okay, compared to eighteen percent of men okay.
Eleven percent of lesbian and bisexual women and twenty one
percent of gay and bisexual men admitted they have.

Speaker 2 (02:13:15):
A foot fetish. Now admitted.

Speaker 3 (02:13:16):
I think it's probably the important part of that. And
so then they ask them why. Here's the fascinating part
for me. One of the answers quote first and foremost
the smell. They're a little clammy and musky, especially when unwashed.

Speaker 2 (02:13:33):
Yes, I like the smell of clam and musk.

Speaker 3 (02:13:36):
Carlos who submitted that and I have very different opinions
of turn on Yeah, another one. Mostly it's about intimacy.
If someone is willing to be barefoot around you, they're
not looking to leave at a moment's notice. That's the
dumbest statement I think I've read about why you have
a foot fetish.

Speaker 2 (02:13:57):
Yeah, they're just trying to make themselves not look weird.

Speaker 3 (02:14:00):
You're implying that if it has to be so bad,
they have to be willing to go through the tortuous
event of putting on socks and shoes to leave. That's
that's wild. I know plenty of people that like to walk,
just be barefoot and comfortable, some people running bear hell.
There's a video that is out there in the last
couple of days of Matthew McConaughey kicking a soccer ball

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top shelf like a like badass barefoot barefoot.

Speaker 2 (02:14:29):
That doesn't mean he's like, ain't going.

Speaker 3 (02:14:31):
Nowhere out He just is a guy who likes to
be barefoot. Another one of the people on why they
are turned on by bare feet. I like being on
the receiving end of foot play because it just feels
really good for some people in their nipples are weird.

Speaker 2 (02:14:45):
For me, it's my feet.

Speaker 3 (02:14:49):
So I'm hearing that guy say he likes an fju
or his feet played with. Okay, because there's no nipple.
There's no nipple play like that, Like what you're right? Yeah,
but see he's what I hear him saying is nipples
are gross. By the way, it was really weird just
now to not look at Lindsay's chest area.

Speaker 2 (02:15:08):
That was really weird. Like you're you say nipple and
you just like look down. That was weird. Try to
look somebody in the eye and go nipple to really focus.

Speaker 3 (02:15:19):
Okay, that he finds nipples gross, but feet are. So
it begs the question for gimpy, what is it about
feet that you know that you love, That is your
you're that is a enjoy I'm not gonna say it's
a key for you because I don't. I don't think
it really is anything for me. Yeah, I don't. I

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have no problem sucking toes. You know, I've said I'll
put a big toe in my mouth, I'll run my
tongue in between all five.

Speaker 2 (02:15:50):
Sure, man.

Speaker 3 (02:15:52):
Like hold on, like like they've got a new pair
of socks on and they peel them off, you know,
like the type of new that they the sock dimples
on it.

Speaker 2 (02:16:01):
Yeah, yeah, some remnants.

Speaker 3 (02:16:04):
Yeah, I'll pick the fuzz out before I stick it
in my mouth, you know for sure, because that nobody
likes that. Nobody likes fuzzy mouth. But I don't know
what it is about it. I couldn't put to you
one particular thing like it turns me on. I don't
get a raging semi because I've got a big toe
in my mouth, you know what I mean. I just
think it's part of the floor play, the foreplay or

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floor I mean our feet. We don't do it on
the bed, we just know, but the foreplay, you know,
you kind of start at the bottom and the bottom
being you know, the foot, you know, and just kind
of work your your tongue all the way up, you know, Yeah,
focus on the middle area a little bit, and then
work your way back up, you know, and then you're
up at the top half and then you know, it's

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just part of the fun. Listen, if I'm doing foreplay
or floor play or floor play. I normally don't go
past the knee really, and that's not by like I
can't do shins. I just.

Speaker 2 (02:17:04):
I just don't see a reason to go past the knee.

Speaker 3 (02:17:06):
I think it's more about, you know, kissing and touching
every inch of your partner's body is what it is, okay,
which I believe that is you for you. It's like
a pleasure thing, like your pleasure in the other person,
and then you flip them over and you do the
same thing.

Speaker 2 (02:17:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:17:22):
Again, I feel like there's enough real estate between the
knee and the top that I don't need to have.

Speaker 2 (02:17:29):
I don't need to know, and I don't. I'll just
believe you.

Speaker 3 (02:17:32):
Have you ever had the back of your knee licked before, Corbyn?
I can't say that I have, nor would I. I
can't imagine my wife would be into licking the back
of my hairy leg.

Speaker 2 (02:17:45):
You might like it, It's a different sensation.

Speaker 3 (02:17:47):
Maybe maybe the number of things that have to go
right in my head to not be distracted because of
my messed up brain.

Speaker 2 (02:17:58):
Here's a question. If you're with a girl and you.

Speaker 3 (02:18:02):
Take off her boots after a twelve hour day, yeah
of riding and you peel off the socks and they're
kind of sticking to her, and you go and you're
kissing down the calf, the ankle bone, and you get
to the little piggy and it stinks. Will the smell

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deviate the map? Well, let's let's be fair. At the
end of the day, you probably already got and toasted anyway,
so that ain't. Are you implying you would be intoxicated
and it wouldn't you wouldn't take it into effect? Is
that holding true?

Speaker 2 (02:18:40):
If? Because I feel like I've heard you.

Speaker 3 (02:18:41):
Say before that when a woman stinks in that special
area you won't participate, not if it smells like bold cabbage.
But feet don't smell like bold cabbage.

Speaker 6 (02:18:52):
But I don't agree as soon that if the feet stink,
then the rest is going to be like boiled cabbage.

Speaker 3 (02:18:58):
You could, but I mean more of the musky smell
that Carlos was talking about, not boiled cabbage.

Speaker 6 (02:19:06):
But then why not just wait a minute, Let's shower
first and then have our.

Speaker 3 (02:19:11):
Fat You're all worked up and you're like, I don't
give a damn who cares, Let's get sticky together, shower
after exactly Okay, Yeah, nothing gets me rolling like we're kissing, touching,
and my partner go, you stink part of you stinks

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mine showering first, that's such a turnoff. Yes, I'm good,
I'll shower in the morning. Good night, deal with it. Yeah,
tongue shovel that foot jam, of course, No, I.

Speaker 2 (02:19:44):
Like this one.

Speaker 3 (02:19:45):
Not afraid to admit I have a foot fetish. And
this fetish is one of my earliest memories, all the
way back in kindergarten. Weird, show cor On what he's
missing out on. Lick the back of his knees. Come here,
big fellow, Yeah, come over here. See what happens. See
how see how close your tongue can get to my skin?
Let's see what happens. You just said skin, It didn't

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say weird. That's what I'm saying. Let's see how close
your tongue can get to any skin on me. See,
let's see what happens.

Speaker 6 (02:20:14):
We're gonna find Mel's hole. That's what's gonna happen. But
it's gonna go so far up.

Speaker 2 (02:20:19):
His butt that went weird.

Speaker 3 (02:20:21):
I mean his name is not Mel, So I don't
know what you're saying. All right, we gotta take a break.
We'll be back.

Speaker 2 (02:20:25):
The Big Man.

Speaker 4 (02:20:26):
Morning Show returns next Elsa's Morning Show km O D.

Speaker 3 (02:20:48):
Good morning, It's The big Man Morning Show. Lindsay, what'd
you learn today?

Speaker 6 (02:20:54):
I learned the discovery of Mel's Hole would have made
for a great porn title. And I learned visiting the
live stock at the fair brings back childhood memories. For Gimpy,
it's the only place where being covered in mud and
smelling like a pig brings back fond memories instead of
questions about his life choices.

Speaker 2 (02:21:10):
Good morning, Gimpy. Well, good morning, Corban. What'd you learn today?

Speaker 3 (02:21:14):
Oh? Well, I learned two things today, Corman. I learned
that you wanted a guy to think about masturbating. And
I also learned that eBay and Craigslist are the new
social media platforms. I learned you gotta be careful looking
up Mel's Whole because it's a gender neutral name.

Speaker 2 (02:21:30):
Make sure you're specifying.

Speaker 3 (02:21:34):
And I also look know that I also learned that
anything banned on YouTube, like a foot video we pushed
on there, gets banned. It's good enough reason for me
to not put it near my mouth. Corbin, say, make
sure that dishwashers loaded right, it's.

Speaker 6 (02:21:48):
Lindsay step tracking my site.

Speaker 2 (02:21:50):
This is gimpy so good.

Speaker 3 (02:21:57):
Can I get a.

Speaker 6 (02:22:00):
Get roll with the.

Speaker 3 (02:22:05):
Yeah? No, it don't.

Speaker 2 (02:22:11):
Make some noise.

Speaker 3 (02:22:16):
Interpassword Cordan New Messages. The Big Mad Morning Sho would
like to take a minute to thank troops from Oklahoma
and all over the United States. These soldiers have sacrifice.
Did the Big Med Morning Show the four to back
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Speaker 2 (02:22:28):
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Speaker 3 (02:22:32):
We honor and respect you. We honor and respect you.

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Speaker 3 (02:22:36):
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Speaker 2 (02:22:40):
Blessed Tulsa.

Speaker 3 (02:22:41):
We try a boy