The Rock: Jared Leto Ripped In Half

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Smack My Pitch Up 93 - The Rock: Jared Leto Ripped In Half

Hobbit and Thandi are finally back! They head to Alcatraz Island to remake and reimagine the 1996 Michael Bay action extravaganza, The Rock

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Transcript:

SMPU - THE ROCK

[00:00:00] 

Hobbit: [00:01:00] Hello geeks and welcome to a long overdue episode of Smack My Pitch Up, the show that reboots, remakes, reimagine sequels, sidequels and adapts some of your favorite and least favorite properties from film, television, and what have you. And Thandi we're back.

Thandi: We're Beck, Winick.

Hobbit: Yay.

Thandi: Ha ha.

Hobbit: Thank you so much to our longtime listeners for being patient with us.

 There's been a lot of moving and shaken going on over at the network 

 And also figuring out how to get all the stuff we're doing to fit and so we can be more consistent with our releases. 

 And so for this episode, this is a slight tweak on our previous format 

 That's gonna make this a much tighter show 

 Which allows us to record more consistently.

So hopefully moving forward, we're gonna have like weekly releases for you of this

Thandi: that's a good.

Hobbit: It is a great thing. So 

 This show previously was around an hour or two, an hour 15. 

 We are shortening that by one of us each week doing a real take on the remake 

 [00:02:00] And one of us doing the remix, weirdo outside the box, take on it.

So we're just, instead of four versions of the same movie, we're taking it down to two. So it's a lot more manageable, I think, honestly, it's gonna be a more fun show to have it a little bit tighter like that.

Thandi: Yeah, because everybody likes it 

Hobbit: tight.

Yeah. And speaking of tight 

 We are going into a tight action 

 Comedy. I mean

Thandi: Yeah, but only an action comedy in the vein of the idea that all nineties movies fall into this genre.

Hobbit: when Sean Connery goes was it, losers? Think about 

Thandi: go home and to fuck the prom queen or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sean Connery is just rubbing his balls all over this movie, just spreading his musk

Hobbit: 

No fucks given whatsoev