House of Machismo Podcast 3-11-2025

This week on the House of Machismo Podcast… things get steamy — and weirdly ambitious. The guys kick things off by diving into the golden age of ‘90s erotic thrillers — because what’s more “House of Machismo” than discussing cinematic masterpieces like Basic Instinct and Wild Things? Which movies are their favorites? Who’s a connoisseur of classy on-screen seduction? And who’s just here for the… plot? (Spoiler: probably Albert.)

Inspired by all this high-brow cinema, the guys decide it’s time to start their own adult film company — but this isn’t your average low-budget nonsense. Oh no — we’re talkin’ high-end, big-budget productions with deep storylines, emotional arcs, and stunning visuals. Think The Godfather… but, you know, spicier. Sauce is workshopping dramatic monologues for the plumber character.

Meanwhile, poor Albert’s living that carless life — and it’s getting real. He had to Uber to the studio this morning. The struggle is real, and the rides are expensive.

Finally, Marty’s back with another round of his famous "What If" questions — the kind that make you question reality, your morals, and why you’re even friends with these guys. Things get deep, things get ridiculous, and someone may or may not suggest a scenario involving shadow people and an erotic thriller crossover.

It’s wild, it’s hilarious, and it’s got more twists than a late-night cable movie from 1995. Don’t miss this one!