House of Machismo Podcast 3-4-2025

This week on the House of Machismo Podcast… things get hairy — literally. The guys dive into a no-holds-barred discussion on body hair: who’s got it, where it’s growing, and why some of them might secretly be evolving into werewolves. Spoiler alert: Marty might need a full-time landscaper for his back.

Then, Sauce takes us on a mind-bending journey as he recounts a time he got a little… let’s say, “elevated”… and watched the movie Cars. But he didn’t just watch it — oh no — he started asking the real questions. Is there a Cars version of JFK? A Cars 9/11? Do Cars pay taxes?! Get ready for a philosophical deep dive into the most bizarre corner of the Pixar universe.

As if that wasn’t enough, Marty and Sauce take poor Albert to school on some of the greatest TV shows and movies from the '80s and '90s. Will Albert finally understand why MacGyver could solve anything with a paperclip and some chewing gum? Probably not — but it’s gonna be hilarious watching them try.

Finally, things get real when the guys open up about outgrowing friends and friendships. From drifting apart to cutting ties, they share personal stories and some hard-hitting truths — sprinkled with the usual House of Machismo insanity, of course.

It’s wild, it’s thoughtful, it’s possibly too much information — and you know you don’t wanna miss it. Tune in now!