Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, it's Sandy. Thanks for finding the podcast version of
(00:02):
the show. If you're not listening on the iHeartRadio app,
you should because there's a lot of great new updates,
including the ability to set one oh three point one
as a favorite, just like you do in your car.
Open up the iHeartRadio app update and use it. Here's
today's podcast. Okay, all right, Everyboddy, thanks for being with us.
(00:30):
It's the JB and Sandy Hour on Austin's eighty station
one o three point one. You can stream us on
the iHeartRadio App. I'm Sandy, this is JB. Hello, Trush
us here too, Hi, friends, and away we go. No
school for the kiddos today, which throws a whole drench
into a lot of people's program if you fello, you
(00:53):
know what I mean, a lot of parents that work
and they've got kids at home and they've got to
figure it out. Is that why they let us know
so early? Probably?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I mean we knew what two days before that they
canceled it.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Right, And it's really taking the excitement out of getting
up in the morning and listening to the radio or
watching television to see the scroll or hearing someone announce
that you don't have school today, and then the collective
hooray that breaks out through the entire house in the neighborhood.
And then fifteen minutes later, everyone's outside playing right right,
(01:26):
right right?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Do you remember we used to we used to do
this like we would do it sometimes on snow days,
and we would do it like right when summer started.
We'd have the kids call their moms. We'd conference them
in and they call mom at work and they all
they were allowed to say is I'm bored, I'm hungry,
there's nothing to do.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Those three lines.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
That's all they were allowed to say because they're out
of school and you know, you know, mom and dad
are still going to work, you know parents, so oh man,
that just we would just to hear these moms just
one of.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Them go off rrupt. You know, it's amazing, JB. For
those of you that made that know, JB and I
did the show every single day, four hours a day,
for eighteen years together. And it's really weird to me
because I see a lot of things on YouTube that
get I have twenty five million views, and they are
things that we did on the radio twenty years ago.
(02:24):
And the one that I saw recently and I think
it had twenty five twenty six million views. Was do
you remember when we used a conference call in two restaurants. Yes,
we would call one restaurant and then we would conference
in another restaurant, and they would they were trying to
figure out who was calling who on the restaurant and
(02:46):
there's somebody did it on YouTube and it's like totally views. Yeah,
and I'm like, dude, we did that twenty years ago.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, you know, it's it's there's a lot of radio
things that we did that.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Oh my god, a ton of them, tons of radio
things that are now living on YouTube. So whatever word
gets around fast, right, It's amazing how much of Jimmy
Kimmel shows old radio stuff too.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Oh yeah, well he comes from radio, so I'll give
him some forgiveness on that.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Right. I did see a really funny I bring it
up a lot with Tricia. Do you follow the Babylon Bee?
Do you know what that is? JB?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
No, I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
The Babylon b is a satire website. It's parodies and stuff,
but they write really funny headlines. They just make funny headlines.
And one of the headlines was Jimmy Kimmel's tears now
being used to put out Wild Wild because dude cries
all the time.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Does he cries a lot? Garth Brooks cries a lot? Yeah,
some of those celebrities that anything will get him started.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, I guess you cry a lot when you've got
a whole lot of money. I guess you.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Cry a lot less.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Right, Hey, don't forget that. You can grab the podcast
version of the show. Just search the Sandy Show. Look
for the ones labeled the JB and Sandy Show coming
up in just a little bit. I need you, guys
to think about this, and you probably won't have to
think too hard, but answer this question. What do you
do that you know drives your spouse crazy, drive the nuts?
(04:28):
You got one?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I've got one.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I've already got one too. Let me guess, Tricia, you've
got more than one.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I mean, I can came up with more than one,
but immediately I have one.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
All right, We've got that coming up. Also, we're going
to share with you. We were talking about it earlier,
some of our favorite movie lines of all time. And
I had a visitor, a very large visitor on my
walk yesterday that I'm gonna tell you guys about so
stay with us. We got that and more coming up.
What do you do that you know drives your spouse crazy.
(04:59):
We're each going to answ so that it's the jav
and Sandy. So thanks for being with us. Text us
anytime at seven three seven three zero one ninety six hundred.
Hopefully everybody is surviving the cold. Cold weather didn't stop me. Yesterday.
I went out for my walk when it was thirty degrees.
That's impressive. But you did not go, no, Trisian. My
friend David and I went with his two giant Berniese
(05:21):
mountain dogs, which are just fun once you got going.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Because you guys started this when November September except September,
oh wow.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
And I was telling you know, it's this is this
is a real challenge when you get into the nasty
weather to keep up the daily walks. But that's impressive.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I saw people on the trail and I said to David,
I go, those are our people. They're hardcore. They're hardcore.
Tricia wasn't getting out of the bed yesterday afternoon.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah, it was like what thirty something felt like twenty
two or something crazy like that. I was like, I'll
sit right here in the bed and drink caught chocolate today.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
And I reminded Tricia all day long, like all day long,
You're gonna all day long, I'm gonna divorce you. And
that's what's gonna happen. Who wants to go first? Christian?
Why don't you go first? Tell us something you know
you do? Dude? That drives me? Your husband crazy?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
M questions, I always have questions. I feel like that's
the thing that makes you the most crazy. Is I
need all of the information. You could never have enough
information to satisfy me. I feel like that makes you crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Just you can never just give the highlights to Trisha
or something. You can't just gloss over the thirty thousand
foot view because it's the unrelenting amount of questions that
she asks, and it drives me absolutely. And she doesn't
give a damn what you're doing, you know what I mean.
(06:54):
If you're working on something or doing something, it comes
its barges in with a barage in the middle of
call of duty, call of.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Duty or working or just sitting there and you don't
want to answer the question. So it no longer matters
when I'm asking them. But I try and get a
picture of what we're talking about, try and paint the picture.
If there's a little backstory that's pertinent to what I'm
asking about, I would like to have that information as well.
You don't do any of that. You just like just
(07:23):
put one piece of information there and then expect that
to suffice. It doesn't work that way with girls.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Do you find yourself like thinking, well, let me google
that for you.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Ye, yes, yes, it's not about stuff like that. For instance,
this for sure happened. He came home and he was like, oh,
guess what so and so had their baby? Didn't know
if it was a boy or a girl, didn't know
the name of the baby. That's an example of what
I deal with with all of the information that he gives.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Out to me. I just good, are you happy they
had a baby?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I mean, I need the name, I need the sex,
I need to know how long it took. I need
all the information.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
So questions Jamie, what's the thing you do that you
know drives your wife crazy.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
It's it's oddly similar. I ask way too many questions
while she's watching TV or a movie. I tend to
forget the backstory and so I'm like, now.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Who was that again? Who do they work for?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
You know, like on Yellowstone? Yeah, drives her nuts.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
So she hit the pause, buttons explain.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah, it just frustrates her to no end, and she
just to back up a lot because you've talked over it,
asking the question and she can't hear it.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah. Has it gotten to the point where you do
it because you know it drives her crazy?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Oh yeah, it could be a show. She could be
watching some lifetime movie. I have no investment in whatsoever.
I'll just start peppering her with questions just to get
under her skin.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Like I have no interest at all. Does that character
always wear glasses? Did she used to wear glasses? That's
pretty funny. The thing that I do that I know
drives Tricia absolutely crazy. Although I think I've gotten a
little bit better at it is. I don't close things.
I don't close drawers, I don't close cabinets. I don't
(09:22):
close things, and it drives her nuts. I don't know why.
All you have to do is go out and tap
it and close.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
It's all you have to do. That's all you have
to do. It makes me crazy. Sandy's closet door in
his room. They are two big doors that open up.
He leaves them open all the time. So then when
I walk in his room and I just open the door,
it's bam, bangs really hard. It's jarring, it's loud.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Oh god, it pisses me off.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
I don't know why. It's not my room, but it
drives me nuts.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
But you've always done that.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I remember you talking about it years ago, Jamie, when
he and I were dating.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
So to tease them in a passive aggressive way.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
If you remember, I remember exactly what you said.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
I'd walk into his kitchen and go You must be.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Busy, busy, busy.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Oh my gosh, you must be busy.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Why jab say that?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
So busy you don't even have two seconds to close
that cabinet door.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
He's still real busy. But friends, it's not just one cabinet.
It's all of them, all of them, any every single
I just don't know what it is, but it's.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Just in your cabinets and drawers and doors. He can't
he can't do it. He can't do it.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
No, And I never have given up trying. Actually, I
ain't gonna try anymore. Anything else. Anyone who wants to
get off their chest they know they do that, their
drives their spouse crazy. Trisha, you said you had more
than one.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I mean I could come back. I mean that, I
that I to the gotten to the point where, for instance,
like asking you so many times to close the drawers
I have, I've now had to come at it from
different directions, and like Pepper, it into conversations like passive
aggressive reminders. I feel like that makes you crazy because
(11:13):
I've gotten past the point of like just in your face,
close the cabinet.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Doors, close the drawers.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I feel like you're always accusing me of being passive
aggressive about something.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah, you are not as bad as you used to be, though,
Like you would just take things out and set them
in the middle.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Of the room because I had already asked eight hundred
times for you to do it and you hadn't, So
that was a new approach. See, yep, I knew.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
There's nothing but come up, nothing but love coming up.
Don't go anywhere. Stick around. We're going to share with
you guys some of our favorite movie quotes. I got
wrapped up into one of those you know those slide
shows online that you have to click through. It's like
the hundred great greatest movie lines ever. Yeah, and I
just I was like, well, let's figure out what Chritian
(11:58):
and I were talking about a little bit earlier, and
we're gonna share them with you and get jab's as well.
So stick around. It's coming up. Favorite movie lines, what
are they? It's always fun and it's amazing how many
movie lines just stick with you forever, you know, Like
I have a theory that four grown men cannot play.
It's impossible to play a round of eighteen holes of
(12:20):
golf without someone using a line from Caddyshack. Can't be done.
Cannot be done.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Even if you consciously try to do it. Someone will
screw up on the eighteenth.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Right, exactly, always happens, always always happens.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
You'll just be finally done.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Oh we did it.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
We're walking to the car, and someone will go home, Billy, Billy, Billy.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
If you just never know, it'll the moment the first
drop of rainfalls, someone's gonna say, I don't think the
heavy stuff's coming down for quite a while. I say,
playing on. It's just it's one of those things. So
earlier we were talking about movie lines and favorite movie lines,
and Tricia had one, but of course Tricia is an overachiever.
She has to have two, So what is your second one?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
My second one is the scene that everybody will recognize
from a few good men when Tom Cruise's character has
Jack Nicholson's character sitting on the stand and he goes
off on his job.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Cola, Tessa, did you order the congret?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
You don't have to answer that question.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
I'll answer the question you want answers. I think I'm entitled.
You want answer what the truth? You can't handle the truth?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Son.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
We live in a world that has walls, and those
walls have to be guarded by men with guns.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Who's gonna do it? You?
Speaker 5 (13:39):
You, Lieutenant Weinberg, I have a greater responsibility than you
can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse
the Marines. You have that luxury, You have the luxury
of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death wall tragic,
probably saved lives, and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehend.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
To you, saves lives.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
You don't want the truth because deep down, in places
you don't talk about at parties, you want me on
that wall.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
You need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
We use these words as the backbone of a life
spent defending something.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
You use them as a punchline.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain
myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the
blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then
questions the manner in which I provide it. I would
rather you just said thank you and went on your way.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Otherwise, I suggest you pick up.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
A weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't
give a damn. What do you think you are entitled to?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Okay, so a little more than a line? Really a scene? Yeah, really,
a great scene from Help Good? Great? Is Jack Nicholson
in that role?
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
He's awesome, Awesome. A few good men if you need it, if
you've never seen it, you definitely should. JB. What is yours?
Speaker 3 (15:08):
I just picked a classic, you know, it's my go
to is usually any John Hughes movies. But that's I've
gone to the well too many times. So I went
to an old, old classic that I actually actually rewatched
this soon recently, and it was interesting to revisit this
classic film, Cool Hand, Luke all Neuman.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
What We've got here is failure, min Cake.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
That's just that one line. But oh have you seen
have you ever seen cool Hand Luke?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I haven't.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
There's a famous scene where he gets like double dog
dare to eat fifty eggs or something like that.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Oh yeah, forty boiled eggs.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Yeah right, it's a great scene. But it's also really
interesting to watch it the way it's just so cinematic.
It's shot in black and white, but it's it's very
cinematic the whole movie, and the characters are just awesome,
the way those dialect.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
And is it a Western?
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Not really, it's they're prisoners.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Oh yeah, I thought it was a Western too.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
I will check it out for sure, cool Hand, Luke,
I want to again. We played mine earlier, but I
want jab to hear it. Mine is from is a
random scene from a very well known, popular movie that
most people probably don't get as big a kick out
of the scene as I do. But everybody knows. My
favorite movie of all time is the original Rocky Right,
(16:41):
and the scene that I love. It's not a it's
not a fight scene, it's not a training scene. It's
when Rocky is first date dating Adrian. She's still wearing
the horn rim glasses and the hat and the coat.
And he gets her back to his apartment and he
introduces her to his pets and Link.
Speaker 6 (17:03):
These are the exotic animals I was telling you about.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
He is my friend's coffin. Link.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
I saw them too, sold them.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
I know you sold them to me.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
Remember you were working at that pet shop. Huh, first
day he was there and I came in and bought
both these animals.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Huh sah, I remember that. I came in.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
I bought his bowl and I bought the butt, the
animals themselves of food, the marbles that go in the
bottom there in the mountain, in the mountain. I had
to get rid of that mountain though, because they kept
falling over and flipping.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
You know what I mean, the mountain.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
I don't remember that scene. That's hysterical exotic pets.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I bought these exact exotic animals themselves in the marbles
in the mountain.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
And he apparently still has those hurdles, yes, horses, Yeah,
he still has them.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Yeah, he made the way and he had. But Budkis
Packs the dog passed away a few years ago. But
great scene in that movie there's so many funny lines
in that movie that most people, I don't know. They
probably haven't at one hundred and fifty times like I have,
but the movie just cracks me up. So those are
some of our favorite movie lines and movie scenes.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Texas, Wow, so they play mine, play my obscure wind
for him from Forrest gup, Oh do you have it?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Hold on?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
There's a lot of little lines of Forrest gum.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
I know the number of times I say this in
my life is crazy.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
You other been on a real shrip boat.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
No, I've been on a real big boat. Hey, thanks
for listening to the podcast. We'll see you on the
radio every morning from six until ten on Austin's eighty
station what O three point one, streaming on the iHeartRadio app.
You can also ask your smart speaker to play us.
(18:50):
Just say Alexa play what O three point one Austin's
eighty station on iHeartRadio